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How much will it hurt?

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It's just
a tiny skin sample.

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You saw me
do it to myself.

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On a scale of one to ten,
where one is a pebble

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in your shoe
and ten is the monkey

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you thought was your pet
biting your face off.

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A two.

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Eating a whole Altoid?

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Sheldon,

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if I'm gonna synthesize
a neural network

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from our skin cells,
I need to harvest them.

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Now, I've done this dozens
of times, but if you're

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too scared
you don't have to.

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No, this is for science.

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I can be brave
for science.

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Thank you.

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Oh, jiminy, that's cold!

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Just think how happy
you'll be in a few weeks

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when I've converted
our skin cells

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into functional
brain cells.

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All right, just warn me
before you do it.

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Okay.

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Three...

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two...
and we're done.

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You tricked me.

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You didn't say one.

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It didn't hurt, did it?
No...

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but "three, two and we're done"
is incomplete.

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You know those
things bother me.

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It's like hearing
"da-da-da-da-da-dah"

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without yelling...

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Okay, fine, one.

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Thank you.

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Now yell "Charge" and
we can get out of here.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Oh, my God, I just got it.

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Fun onions...

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Funyuns.

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Hold on.

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Is that a wobble?

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Yes.

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That's definitely
a gravitational wobble.

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Uh, sorry,
I could come back.

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Oh, no, it's okay.

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I-I just found a wobble.

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Oh, do I need a mop?

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It's a gravitational wobble.

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It could be a sign
of an extrasolar planet

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that may contain life
and someday be named after me.

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Oh... well, if it has life,

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maybe it already has a name,
huh?

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Yeah, but it's probably
difficult to pronounce.

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What is your name?

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Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.

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You think it would be

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more difficult than that?

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Good point.

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And you are?

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Oh, uh, Issabella Maria
Concepcion.

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Oh, well, nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you, too.

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You know, I have to say,

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based on the candy wrappers

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and the bags
of junk food I see

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in this trash,
I thought the person

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working here was ten years old.

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Oh, please, show me
a ten-year-old who knows

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to dip Tootsie Rolls in Nutella.

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Bueno, um, I'm just going

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to empty your waste paper basket

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and then I'll get
out of your way.

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Oh, please, allow me.

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That's a lot of empty calories.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Okay, uh, okay,

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I-I-I have to go.

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- Okay.
- Good luck

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with your, um,
space exploration.

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Thank you.

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Good luck with your...

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future endeavors.

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Did it work?

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Are they brain cells yet?

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If you'd give me a minute,
I'll tell you.

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Oh, just let me look.

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Oh, my goodness!

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I see quivering black lines.

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Those must be neurons.

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Oh, they're so thick
and beautiful.

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Those are your
eyelashes, move.

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Well, Sheldon...

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I see astrocytes.

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Our combined skin cells are now

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a primitive neural network.

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I have such a profound

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sense of creation.

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I ju... it's like

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when I hatched Sea-Monkeys,

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except that this
is from my DNA,

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so this is like...

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Me-Monkeys.

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These cells come
from both of us.

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Yeah, but Us-Monkeys
doesn't pop.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait!

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We-Monkeys, there you go.

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Hey.

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When can we start
running tests on it?

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No reason we can't
start right now.

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What stimulus should we
introduce it to first?

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L-Light, sound, temperature...

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Oh! Oh! Let's
expose it to images

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of me and you and see
who it likes better.

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Sheldon, this is a rudimentary
collection of neurons.

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I mean, it's remarkable,

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but it's still limited
in what it can do.

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I understand.

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She's the mean one,
I'm the fun one.

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Huh, they screwed up
and gave us steamed broccoli.

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Oh, no, that's mine.

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Really?

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The last green thing

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I saw you eat was a Skittle.

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Well, I can't eat

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like a ten-year-old
all the time.

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You're dating somebody,
who is it?

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What?

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What are you talking about?

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You only watch what you
eat when you're afraid

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you might have
to take your shirt off.

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No, she's right.

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As long as I've known you,

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you've always been
self-conscious

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about your cleavage.

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It's because you keep trying

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to stick pencils in it.

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All right, fine,
don't tell us.

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There's nothing to tell.

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All right.

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How's that broccoli?

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It's gross but I have to eat it
because I met somebody.

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Bam.

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Thank you.

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What's her name?

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Issabella.

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Oh, did you meet
her at work?

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Yes, in the telescope room.

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Oh, so she's an astronomer?

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Yes...

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which is why she was
in the telescope room.

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Yes, this is all making sense.

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Good.

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Well, that's great, Raj.

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You must have
so much in common.

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Mm-hmm.

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So, when do we meet her?

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No, no, this is brand-new.

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We haven't even been
on a proper date yet.

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Okay, well, good luck with it.
Thank you.

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How come you
never eat broccoli?

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I'm married,

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I don't have to be attractive.

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You know, most
people don't realize

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this technique has
actually been around

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for a few years.

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Still, I can't believe
you can turn ordinary skin cells

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into functioning brain cells.

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Well, I turned this one
into a functioning boyfriend,

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so sky's the limit.

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Look, look... here I am

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standing next
to the incubator.

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Uh, here is a microscopic
view of the cells.

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Look at that, put them in a tiny
Flash T-shirt and it's you.

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Oh.
Yeah, this little guy

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can already recognize

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electronically
transmitted images

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20% faster than any other
sample in Amy's lab.

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I'm running out of ways
to act excited.

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So, enough about us,
how are things going with you?

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Great, the doctor
said the baby's head

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is facing down now.

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Good, you know,

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in case the exit
isn't clearly marked.

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Yeah, I have to say,
it is nice to share

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this experience with someone
who's on the same journey.

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Although right now ours
is testing off the charts

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while yours is floating
around in its own waste.

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Are you actually comparing
my human baby

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to your brain in a bowl?

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Well, I didn't
make you waddle up

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four flights of stairs
for the heck of it.

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You do realize my baby
has functioning organs

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and can recognize voices.

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Yeah, but ours can recognize
a specific data stream

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among background noise.

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Mine has a fully developed

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immune system.

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Ours doesn't need

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an immune system
because it lives

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in a state-of-the-art
German incubator.

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Sheldon, that's enough.

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Oh, yeah, no, fine.

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Let's just agree
that both creations

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are special in their own way

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and it is foolish
to try and compare them.

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Although, we didn't need
to have sex with Howard

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for ours, so we win.

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This is fun.

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I have never cleaned
a toilet before.

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You're kidding.

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No, I grew up with a house
full of servants

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and now I have
a cleaning lady...

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who is a lovely woman

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who I have great respect for.

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It's okay, you're allowed
to have a cleaning lady.

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Oh, good, because
she also walks my dog,

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buys my groceries
and cuts my hair.

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I think that's called a mommy.

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Uh...

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So, forgive me...

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forgive me for being nosy,

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but is-is there a wedding ring

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under those pretty
rubber gloves?

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No, not for many years.

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Oh, so, you are unencumbered?

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Just me and my son.

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I love kids,
how old is he?

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Nineteen.

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That's a cute age.

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They can do so many things.

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He's studying to be

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a lawyer at UCLA:

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That's wonderful.

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A lawyer, my sister's a lawyer.

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Look at that,
we have something in common.

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Yeah, I guess we do.

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Maybe there are other things
we have in common.

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C-Come dinnertime,
do you enjoy eating food?

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Ay, Rajesh,

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I think you're very sweet,
but

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I work two jobs and I don't
have time for dating.

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Yeah, sure. I understand.

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Yeah, I'm very busy, too.

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Oh, please don't take it
personal,

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I think you're a very nice man.

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I think you're very nice
as well.

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Thank you for helping me.

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Good night, Rajesh.

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Oh, yes. Oh, okay.

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Uh...

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Good night.

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I don't know,

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maybe it's the fumes
from the urinal cakes,

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but I feel like something
is happening between us.

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Good night, Rajesh.

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Okay. I'll leave.

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But just know,
every time I come in here,

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I'll be thinking of you.

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00:10:09,163 --> 00:10:10,561
Would you look at that?

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The image we gave it
was 45% white noise,

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and it still managed
to reconstruct it.

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I've never seen results
like this before.

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Yeah, we need to stop for
magnets on the way home;

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this is going right
on the fridge.

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Aren't you glad you
participated in this?

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Oh, I am.

267
00:10:25,096 --> 00:10:27,195
And you realize
what the next step is?

268
00:10:27,197 --> 00:10:28,961
Set up
a second culture

269
00:10:28,963 --> 00:10:30,961
and try to replicate
our results.

270
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,794
Uh, no.

271
00:10:32,796 --> 00:10:34,394
We lock that door,

272
00:10:34,396 --> 00:10:37,128
lower our underpants
a little and make a baby.

273
00:10:49,494 --> 00:10:52,425
Make a baby?
What are you talking about?

274
00:10:52,427 --> 00:10:55,926
Clearly the combination
of our DNA is exceptional.

275
00:10:55,928 --> 00:10:58,293
Eh... Our child could be
the next step

276
00:10:58,295 --> 00:10:59,993
in the evolution of mankind.

277
00:10:59,995 --> 00:11:02,926
We... we'll be able to get
into any preschool we want!

278
00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:05,626
Sh-Sheldon, I'm not ready
to have a baby.

279
00:11:05,628 --> 00:11:08,160
Oh, yes, you are!
I track your cycle.

280
00:11:09,295 --> 00:11:11,492
For the next 36 hours
you're as fertile

281
00:11:11,494 --> 00:11:14,559
as a manure-covered wheat field.

282
00:11:15,728 --> 00:11:18,059
Wow. I-I can actually feel

283
00:11:18,061 --> 00:11:21,026
the egg crawling its way
back up.

284
00:11:22,661 --> 00:11:24,160
I don't understand.

285
00:11:24,162 --> 00:11:26,626
I thought you'd be thrilled
to procreate with me.

286
00:11:26,628 --> 00:11:28,325
Not right now.
Oh,

287
00:11:28,327 --> 00:11:30,093
I see what's happening here.

288
00:11:30,095 --> 00:11:33,226
You're playing hard to get.

289
00:11:33,228 --> 00:11:35,559
I'm not playing anything.

290
00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:37,559
We're not making a baby today.

291
00:11:37,561 --> 00:11:39,759
Very well.

292
00:11:42,228 --> 00:11:44,226
Oops, how clumsy of me.

293
00:11:44,228 --> 00:11:46,626
You know what? Let me get that.

294
00:11:56,427 --> 00:11:57,726
Hey.

295
00:11:57,728 --> 00:11:58,959
Where are you going?

296
00:11:58,961 --> 00:12:00,592
I...

297
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:03,292
Did you even look at my bottom?

298
00:12:07,528 --> 00:12:09,059
Welcome.

299
00:12:10,928 --> 00:12:13,059
- What is this?
- Oh, well,

300
00:12:13,061 --> 00:12:15,492
you said you didn't have time to
go out for dinner, so I thought

301
00:12:15,494 --> 00:12:17,026
we could have one right here.

302
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,559
Oh, Rajesh...
Oh, come on!

303
00:12:19,561 --> 00:12:20,692
We're in the telescope room!

304
00:12:20,694 --> 00:12:23,225
It'll be like dining
under the stars.

305
00:12:23,227 --> 00:12:24,826
Y-You see this, uh, double zero?

306
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:28,359
When it says "01,"
that means it's twinkling.

307
00:12:33,995 --> 00:12:37,026
Sometimes it takes a while.

308
00:12:38,095 --> 00:12:39,759
Rajesh, this is so sweet,

309
00:12:39,761 --> 00:12:41,692
but you... you know I'm working.

310
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,193
That's why I already
cleaned up in here

311
00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:44,859
and all the other rooms
in the hall.

312
00:12:47,694 --> 00:12:50,225
Well, I suppose that gives me
a little time.

313
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:51,759
Oh, please sit!

314
00:12:51,761 --> 00:12:55,225
I tried to cook you
a meal from your homeland.

315
00:12:55,227 --> 00:12:56,359
Oh, really?

316
00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:58,392
You made Cuban food?

317
00:12:59,461 --> 00:13:03,392
That depends... do they have
Mexican food in Cuba?

318
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,726
Now, when he said "make a baby"

319
00:13:08,728 --> 00:13:12,225
is it possible he
meant out of Legos?

320
00:13:13,327 --> 00:13:15,026
No. He was explicit.

321
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,993
Needlessly
and freakishly explicit.

322
00:13:19,528 --> 00:13:21,160
Why does he need a baby?

323
00:13:21,162 --> 00:13:24,225
He's already hairless
and smells like talcum powder.

324
00:13:25,194 --> 00:13:27,459
Could you two really
have some sort of

325
00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:29,225
super-intelligent child?

326
00:13:29,227 --> 00:13:30,859
Well, there is
a genetic component,

327
00:13:30,861 --> 00:13:32,592
but that doesn't
guarantee anything.

328
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,026
That's true.
Sheldon's father

329
00:13:34,028 --> 00:13:36,926
once picked a fight
with a cactus.

330
00:13:36,928 --> 00:13:38,926
Yeah, but that's
just his Earth parents.

331
00:13:38,928 --> 00:13:42,026
We don't know anything about
the ones that sent him here.

332
00:13:43,694 --> 00:13:46,893
Well, we know they were
smart enough to send him away.

333
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,359
Hey, you're talking
about the person I love

334
00:13:50,361 --> 00:13:54,159
and have been avoiding
for the past three hours.

335
00:13:54,161 --> 00:13:56,359
Aw, man.

336
00:13:57,327 --> 00:13:58,559
Ooh!

337
00:13:58,561 --> 00:14:00,826
Sheldon gonna get some.

338
00:14:02,294 --> 00:14:04,325
Well, have fun with
whatever nightmare's

339
00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:06,559
behind door number two.

340
00:14:24,061 --> 00:14:26,125
Well, hello.

341
00:14:26,961 --> 00:14:29,392
Hello.

342
00:14:29,394 --> 00:14:31,626
Would you care for a brandy?

343
00:14:31,628 --> 00:14:32,959
I don't think so.

344
00:14:32,961 --> 00:14:35,793
Good choice, it's disgusting.

345
00:14:36,628 --> 00:14:40,592
Sheldon, please stop
trying to seduce me.

346
00:14:40,594 --> 00:14:41,859
Who's trying to seduce you?

347
00:14:41,861 --> 00:14:44,459
After a long day I always
turn on smooth jazz

348
00:14:44,461 --> 00:14:48,993
and spray deer musk
on my inner thighs.

349
00:14:51,261 --> 00:14:54,592
I thought it smelled
like a petting zoo in here.

350
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,359
Anything you'd like to pet?

351
00:14:57,361 --> 00:15:00,759
Not my hair. There's
a lot of goop in it.

352
00:15:01,594 --> 00:15:03,492
Okay, I've had enough.

353
00:15:04,661 --> 00:15:05,993
Amy, come back.

354
00:15:05,995 --> 00:15:08,492
I don't know
how to open the oysters.

355
00:15:10,961 --> 00:15:13,559
So, um, what
surprised you the most

356
00:15:13,561 --> 00:15:15,259
when you first
came to America?

357
00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:18,626
Well, I suppose
how much people care

358
00:15:18,628 --> 00:15:21,425
about Oprah's favorite things.

359
00:15:21,427 --> 00:15:22,959
I thought that, too.

360
00:15:22,961 --> 00:15:24,592
But then I got
my first waffle maker

361
00:15:24,594 --> 00:15:26,425
and never questioned her again.

362
00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:28,058
You know,

363
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,626
I do have some time off
this Sunday

364
00:15:30,628 --> 00:15:32,359
- if you'd like to...
- Hey! I saw your car...

365
00:15:32,361 --> 00:15:35,192
Oh, sorry.
Am I interrupting?

366
00:15:35,194 --> 00:15:36,006
Uh...

367
00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:38,028
It's okay.
Uh, I should get back to work.

368
00:15:38,327 --> 00:15:39,826
Hi. Howard Wolowitz.

369
00:15:39,828 --> 00:15:41,292
Oh. Issabella Concepcion.

370
00:15:41,294 --> 00:15:43,292
Oh, yeah, the astronomer.

371
00:15:43,294 --> 00:15:44,926
Raj told us
about you.

372
00:15:44,928 --> 00:15:48,425
Hey! Free toilet paper!

373
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:53,492
You told him
I was an astronomer?

374
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,592
Uh...

375
00:15:54,594 --> 00:15:55,726
I understand.

376
00:15:55,728 --> 00:15:57,325
Time to go.
No, p-please don't.

377
00:15:57,327 --> 00:15:59,292
It's okay, Rajesh,
I'm a grown woman.

378
00:15:59,294 --> 00:16:00,592
I don't have to waste my time

379
00:16:00,594 --> 00:16:02,425
with someone
who's embarrassed by me.

380
00:16:06,494 --> 00:16:08,325
I can keep this, right?

381
00:16:08,327 --> 00:16:10,559
Issabella!

382
00:16:10,561 --> 00:16:12,058
Issabella, wait,
wait, let me explain.

383
00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,559
If you are embarrassed
by what I do,

384
00:16:14,561 --> 00:16:16,826
why did you pursue me?
I'm sorry.

385
00:16:16,828 --> 00:16:19,692
Honestly, I-I didn't think
your job would bother me,

386
00:16:19,694 --> 00:16:21,025
but I guess it did.

387
00:16:21,027 --> 00:16:22,726
And I hate myself for that.

388
00:16:22,728 --> 00:16:24,192
But there's
a lot of things

389
00:16:24,194 --> 00:16:26,259
about me that would
totally embarrass you.

390
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:27,559
I doubt that.

391
00:16:27,561 --> 00:16:29,459
Well, prepare to be mortified.

392
00:16:30,394 --> 00:16:32,626
I let my dog eat food out
of my mouth,

393
00:16:32,628 --> 00:16:35,292
not because she likes it
but because I do.

394
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:39,459
Also, I know they're pretty,
but I'm scared of butterflies.

395
00:16:39,461 --> 00:16:41,392
Sorry, just
passing through.

396
00:16:41,394 --> 00:16:43,559
I think this fell off your cart.

397
00:16:46,227 --> 00:16:47,826
Come on. What do you say?

398
00:16:47,828 --> 00:16:49,459
Let me make it up to you.

399
00:16:49,461 --> 00:16:51,759
You're very persistent.

400
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,259
It's my one move.

401
00:16:54,261 --> 00:16:56,325
Okay.

402
00:16:57,294 --> 00:16:59,125
This Sunday night,
you may take me to dinner

403
00:16:59,127 --> 00:17:00,392
at a nice restaurant.

404
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,893
Great.
Where would you like to go?

405
00:17:02,895 --> 00:17:04,092
Your choice.

406
00:17:04,094 --> 00:17:06,459
It can be Pakistani food,
if you like.

407
00:17:06,461 --> 00:17:08,092
Excuse me, but I'm Indian.

408
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,259
And now you know how it feels.

409
00:17:20,475 --> 00:17:23,139
So, were you turned
on even a little bit?

410
00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:24,206
It was like

411
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:27,573
being hit on
by Rat Pack Pee-wee Herman.

412
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:31,239
I'm sorry, is that a yes?

413
00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:33,273
No!

414
00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:34,873
Amy,

415
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:37,406
I didn't want it
to come to this.

416
00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:39,273
But you have left me no choice

417
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,206
but to employ
the most passionate,

418
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,773
seductive dance known to man.

419
00:17:46,408 --> 00:17:49,139
The flamenco.

420
00:18:04,575 --> 00:18:05,640
For God's sake,

421
00:18:05,642 --> 00:18:07,807
you're ridiculous.

422
00:18:11,028 --> 00:18:14,493
You guys are aroused, right?

423
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,293
That was a close one.

424
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:26,923
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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