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If we're going to be staying
in this apartment,

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would you be interested
in doing a little

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redecorating?

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Oh, actually, I would.

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Great, what'd you have in mind?

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Let's take every single thing
from the other apartment

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and put it in here.

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Well, how about we start
a little smaller?

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Like moving
the furniture around.

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You know, I have always thought

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that this couch
would look fantastic

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on the curb
in front of the building.

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Look, we can't just
throw away Penny's stuff,

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but we can ask
if she wants any of it back.

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You know, I wonder how
she feels about

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all this artwork.

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Well, I'm sure
she misses this one.

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I mean, it's the greatest gift
I've ever given anybody.

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It truly does capture the beauty
of your friendship with Penny.

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It may have appreciated
in value.

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The artist killed himself
shortly after painting that.

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Yeah, it seems only right
that she have it back.

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I can't wait to see
the look on her face

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when I give it to her again.

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Look, it's the same smile
she has in the painting.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Yeah... there's hooks in the
closet, I can hang it right now.

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Oh, no, no,
Th-those hooks are gone.

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What happened to them?

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Uh, we ran out of candy
on Halloween,

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I was just giving
everything away.

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Hey, guys, what are you...?

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Oh, that's here, cool.

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Amy wants me to have it.

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Well, it would be selfish
of me to keep it.

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B-But it's a picture of you.

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And you.

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But you commissioned it.

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To give to you.

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But you like it so much.

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So do you.

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I seem to be losing.

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Yes, you do.

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You know, Leonard,
the more I think about it,

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there are a number of mutually
owned items in this apartment

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that you and I
should go through.

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Uh, for example...

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who gets our beloved sword,
Longclaw?

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Why don't you keep it?

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That seems fair;
we did just give you

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the painting.

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Yeah, I don't need
anything around

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that I can stab myself with.

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Wonderful,

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Longclaw is mine.

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And how about you keep

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our... avocado plant?

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Sounds right...
a limited edition collectible

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worth hundreds of dollars

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and a thing

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that grew out of a thing
we fished from the trash.

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Although, Amy and I did
just move in together,

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and a plant is
a lovely housewarming gift.

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Fine, take the plant.

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Oh, we got a sword
and a plant;

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our apartment's
really shaping up.

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Stuart, you didn't have
to get us a baby gift.

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Oh.

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Just homemade coupons for things
you might need help with

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before the baby gets here.

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Going to the grocery store,
driving you to the doctor.

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If you're not in a hurry,
I can dig you a koi pond.

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A foot massage?

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And that's not me being creepy,
that's for either of you.

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This is very nice,
Stuart, thank you.

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How come this one's on
the back of an eviction notice?

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Oh, yeah.
Uh, now that you mention it...

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can I live here?

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Stuart, we'd love
to help you out,

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but this a bad time;
we're about to have a baby.

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Or is that why
this is a great time?

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Think about it...
when that baby comes,

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you're gonna need all the help
you can get.

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Thank you,

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but I'm not really sure.

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Hang on, maybe it's
not the worst idea.

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I mean, he did do a good job
taking care of my mother.

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That woman didn't get heat rash
once with me on powder patrol.

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Hey...

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I guess you could stay
for a few days

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and we'll see how it goes.

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Thank you.

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And it's only temporary,

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just till I get back on my feet.

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or the baby goes off to college,
whichever happens first.

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When would you move in?

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Well, uh, my car broke down
in your driveway,

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so I'm gonna say now.

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But I am ready to be helpful.

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In fact...

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I'm gonna go vacuum.

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Hmm. Actually I just
did that this morning.

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Okay.

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Then I'll dust.

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I did that, too.

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Then I'll check the batteries
in the smoke detectors.

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Howard just did that.

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Yeah, let him do it.

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Oh.

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Remember when we got this

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at Comic-Con?

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Oh, yeah.

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The Mr. Spock cuckoo clock.

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Live long and prosper.
Live long and prosper.

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Live long
and prosper.

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Live long and prosper.

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It's one of a kind.

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So if it breaks
there'd be none of it?

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Well, Leonard,

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you know, who should keep this?

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On the one hand, I love
Mr. Spock more than you do.

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On the other hand, I care more
about clocks than you do.

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So you think you should keep it?

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I'll be right across the hall.

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You'll probably be able
to hear it.

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Keep the clock, Sheldon.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.
Thank you?

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Oh, now...

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what about

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our 3-D chess set?

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Let me guess, you want it.

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Well, no,

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I just didn't think you'd want
a physical reminder

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of a game you never
managed to win.

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As a kindness, I should probably
take all the games.

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You know what, Sheldon, take it.

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In fact, you can
have everything.

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I really don't care.

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Are you sure?

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These items represent
our shared times together.

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Well, now they're yours.
Leonard...

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Well, you know
what's gonna happen.

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He's just gonna come up
with some reason

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why everything should be his.

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For a man so good
at predicting my moves,

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how come you stink at 3-D chess?

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Sheldon, you're-you're being
a little selfish.

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Why don't you let Leonard
keep a few things?

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It's not my fault
I'm bad at sharing;

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I skipped kindergarten.

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You know what?

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There is one thing I would like.

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Yeah, take whatever you want.

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I would like to keep...

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the official flag
of our apartment.

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But you don't even like flags.

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Yeah, I like this one.

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But I designed it.

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But you made me order it because
you were "too well-known"

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in the flag community
and they'd jack up the price.

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But you don't even understand

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its symbolism.
Oh, I do.

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The-the field of blue
represents you being miserable,

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and the lion sticking
its tongue out means

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I'm happy about it.

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Come along, Amy.

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I know when I'm not wanted.

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I don't think you do,
but all right.

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Stuart, you cooked?

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How did you know it wasn't me?

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There's only three
people in this house,

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and you'd still be
my fifth guess.

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That's Raj.

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You guys relax,

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I'll get it.

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Have some bread
while it's still warm.

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It's like we have a butler.

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If I had a Batsuit
I'd be Bruce Wayne.

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You have a Batsuit.

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It's pajamas, there's no cape.

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Hey, Raj.

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Hey, Stuart.

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What are you doing here?
Oh, I'm living here again.

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Do, uh, Howard
and Bernadette know?

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Or is it like a possum
in the walls kind of thing?

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No, I needed a place to stay

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and, with the baby coming,

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I figured they could
use some extra help.

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Okay, cool.

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Anyway, come on in,
dinner's ready.

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Oh, but I bought
Chinese takeout.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, if Bernadette wants her
ankles to swell up even more,

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she can have that.

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Is the Wi-Fi working for you?

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Uh, hang on.

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I don't think so,
I'm clicking on

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"One weird trick
for a flat belly,"

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but I'm still seeing

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"Celebrities who look like
their pets."

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Oh, I knew it,

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Sheldon changed the password.

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Are you sure?

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Well, the new network name is,

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"Ha ha ha, now I've got you,"
so...

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00:09:04,187 --> 00:09:07,385
It's either Sheldon
or Gargamel from The Smurfs.

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What a jerk.

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00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:11,918
You're good at revenge;
how do we get him back?

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00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,617
Well, my go-to move is usually

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00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:15,118
sleep with the
person's boyfriend,

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00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,717
but I kind of feel like
I'm already doing that.

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Sheldon, I know what you did,

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00:09:26,853 --> 00:09:29,417
now change the password back.

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Well, powder me in sugar
and call me a donut,

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00:09:33,287 --> 00:09:36,784
if it isn't Leonard Hofstadter.

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Sheldon, I'm warning you,
I can play this game, too.

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If it's like
your 3-D chess game,

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then you're out of your length,
width and depth.

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00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,517
Amy, get the Neosporin,

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somebody just got burned.

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All right, I tried.

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"All right,
I tried."

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That should be the title
of your autobiography.

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Ooh, a second-degree burn.

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00:10:03,486 --> 00:10:04,651
I've got the Neosporin.

227
00:10:04,653 --> 00:10:06,450
Who got hurt?

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00:10:06,452 --> 00:10:07,817
It's a good thing you're cute.

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00:10:16,253 --> 00:10:19,584
So, I was reading how it's
a good idea for new parents

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to take an
infant CPR class.

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00:10:21,753 --> 00:10:24,218
Yeah, we've been
meaning to do that.

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Oh, I know a CPR instructor
who'll come to the house.

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00:10:26,986 --> 00:10:28,918
- That'd be great.
- I'll give him a call.

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00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,617
We met when I was sleeping
on the beach

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and he thought I was dead.

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Thank you again
for cooking.

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00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,751
It's getting tough for me
to be on my feet all day.

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You just kick back and relax;
I've got it all under control.

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Although it was
already under control.

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00:10:46,253 --> 00:10:48,484
I'm sorry,
you mumbled something?

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It's just that

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they've had plenty of help.

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Well, you know what they say...
it takes a village.

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00:10:55,419 --> 00:10:57,884
Well, they already
had a village.

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I noticed the village
couldn't find time

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to put the crib together.

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00:11:02,452 --> 00:11:03,684
Yeah, well, maybe

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00:11:03,686 --> 00:11:05,450
the village was too busy
checking out

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00:11:05,452 --> 00:11:07,218
the local Montessori school
for the new arrival.

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00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:08,251
You mean the one

251
00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:10,185
with the empty beer bottles
in the sandbox?

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00:11:10,187 --> 00:11:11,884
We'll pass, thank you.

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00:11:13,452 --> 00:11:16,350
Do something, Batman.

254
00:11:21,153 --> 00:11:23,350
Hey.

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00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,851
What do you think you're doing?

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00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,884
Separating my delicates.

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00:11:31,187 --> 00:11:32,851
This is the level
you're stooping to.

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00:11:32,853 --> 00:11:33,817
No.

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00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:38,884
This is the level
I am stooping to.

260
00:11:42,319 --> 00:11:47,151
I believe that is flag
to crotch four, checkmate.

261
00:11:47,953 --> 00:11:51,084
Easy-peasy, ooh, so breezy.

262
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,223
Hey, what's up?

263
00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:06,689
I'm here to put
the crib together.

264
00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:08,522
Ooh, sorry, I already did it.

265
00:12:08,524 --> 00:12:12,355
Oh, I don't know if you realize
this, but I bought that crib.

266
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:16,755
Oh, yeah, I read about that
on WhoGivesACrap.com

267
00:12:18,557 --> 00:12:19,956
Why are you being like this?

268
00:12:21,024 --> 00:12:22,889
Because I love
Howard and Bernadette

269
00:12:22,891 --> 00:12:26,288
and if I want to keep mooching
off them, I need to be helpful.

270
00:12:27,158 --> 00:12:28,222
Hey, this pregnancy had

271
00:12:28,224 --> 00:12:29,255
an emotionally-needy third wheel

272
00:12:29,257 --> 00:12:31,388
way before you came along.

273
00:12:32,924 --> 00:12:34,722
Why can't there be four wheels?

274
00:12:34,724 --> 00:12:37,288
Is this what you do
when I'm not here,

275
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,522
make really good points?

276
00:12:39,524 --> 00:12:43,322
Look-Look, just come in and
help me build a baby swing.

277
00:12:43,324 --> 00:12:45,122
Thank you.

278
00:12:45,124 --> 00:12:48,322
If you're hungry you can eat
your takeout; nobody touched it.

279
00:12:50,490 --> 00:12:51,956
I think I'm gonna
go for a run.

280
00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:53,288
You want to come?

281
00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:56,189
No, last time that old lady
in the park kept screaming,

282
00:12:56,191 --> 00:12:58,789
"Watch out, he's
right behind you."

283
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,022
Hello?

284
00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:07,355
Hey, how you doing?

285
00:13:08,190 --> 00:13:10,455
Uh, can I help you?

286
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:14,122
I don't think so,
but you're sweet for asking.

287
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,022
What-What are you doing

288
00:13:16,024 --> 00:13:17,522
in our apartment?

289
00:13:17,524 --> 00:13:21,889
Oh, I rented a room from
your neighbor, the tall guy...

290
00:13:21,891 --> 00:13:24,589
dressed like a little boy.

291
00:13:25,424 --> 00:13:26,956
Unbelievable.

292
00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:29,555
Okay, uh, I don't know
what he told you,

293
00:13:29,557 --> 00:13:31,255
but you can't stay here.

294
00:13:31,257 --> 00:13:33,689
So, there are fresh linens
on the bed and...

295
00:13:33,691 --> 00:13:34,655
Oh.

296
00:13:34,657 --> 00:13:36,555
Well, now, I see
you've met Theodore.

297
00:13:38,190 --> 00:13:41,022
Theodore, these
are your new roommates,

298
00:13:41,024 --> 00:13:42,355
Leonard and Penny.

299
00:13:42,357 --> 00:13:43,689
They're very honest,

300
00:13:43,691 --> 00:13:45,255
but I would not leave
cash lying around.

301
00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:47,322
Sheldon,

302
00:13:47,324 --> 00:13:48,722
what do you think
you're doing?

303
00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:51,056
My room is paid up
until the end of the month,

304
00:13:51,058 --> 00:13:52,455
so I can do
with it whatever

305
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,722
I please, which includes

306
00:13:53,724 --> 00:13:56,288
renting it out
for a dollar a night.

307
00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:58,122
It's like the '40s again.

308
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,989
Anyway, I'll leave you be.

309
00:14:03,991 --> 00:14:05,188
I have to... oh, oh!

310
00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:07,288
He's expecting a newspaper
in the morning.

311
00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:09,488
Apparently,
they still make them.

312
00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:12,221
All right, Sheldon,
this is over the line.

313
00:14:12,223 --> 00:14:13,188
That's true,

314
00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:15,288
but had I done
something under the line,

315
00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:16,789
there wouldn't be a man
in your kitchen

316
00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:19,056
who can't produce
a single form of ID.

317
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,922
Oh, oh, I have a receipt
from a blood bank.

318
00:14:21,524 --> 00:14:23,989
I'm O-negative.

319
00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:29,922
And now you know as much
about him as I do.

320
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,322
Oh, hey, Bernadette,

321
00:14:35,324 --> 00:14:37,355
the swing comes
with two different mobiles.

322
00:14:37,357 --> 00:14:41,221
The giraffes are pretty cute,
what do you think?

323
00:14:41,223 --> 00:14:42,956
Great, go with the giraffes.

324
00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:44,188
Although...

325
00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:46,522
the high contrast
of zebra stripes might provide

326
00:14:46,524 --> 00:14:48,622
better stimulus
for a developing baby.

327
00:14:49,691 --> 00:14:53,056
Yeah, you're probably right,
go with the zebras.

328
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,855
Good choice, boss.

329
00:14:57,223 --> 00:14:59,889
At least my nose
is naturally brown.

330
00:15:03,657 --> 00:15:06,121
Hey, could you please go
to the market for me?

331
00:15:06,123 --> 00:15:07,989
Get Stuart or Raj to do it.

332
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,722
Howie, they've been doing
everything for you.

333
00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:12,022
Mm, I know.

334
00:15:12,024 --> 00:15:14,555
It's really making me
lose respect for both of them.

335
00:15:15,357 --> 00:15:17,288
Please just go to the store.

336
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:19,989
Fine.

337
00:15:19,991 --> 00:15:22,422
Who wants to drive me
to the store?

338
00:15:22,424 --> 00:15:23,956
- Me!
- I'll do it!

339
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,022
Take Raj.

340
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:28,455
Stuart is supposed
to paint my toenails.

341
00:15:39,223 --> 00:15:40,221
What do you think?

342
00:15:40,223 --> 00:15:41,555
Should we go to a hotel?

343
00:15:41,557 --> 00:15:43,555
And just leave
him here alone?

344
00:15:43,557 --> 00:15:45,022
Okay, I'll go to a hotel.

345
00:15:45,024 --> 00:15:47,488
Text me in the morning
if you're still alive.

346
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,155
Uh, Theodore,

347
00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:52,388
how long

348
00:15:52,390 --> 00:15:54,855
are you planning
to stay exactly?

349
00:15:54,857 --> 00:15:57,355
Oh, thanks to the coins
I found in your couch,

350
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,922
a day longer than I thought.

351
00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:02,555
This is ridiculous.

352
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:07,355
I like the painting.

353
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,455
Is that your mom?

354
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,822
Sheldon, get out here!

355
00:16:17,624 --> 00:16:19,221
Will you keep it down?

356
00:16:19,223 --> 00:16:20,889
What kind of vengeful
bed and breakfast

357
00:16:20,891 --> 00:16:23,055
do you think I'm running?

358
00:16:23,057 --> 00:16:25,622
We lived together
13 years.

359
00:16:25,624 --> 00:16:26,922
How can you be so awful to me?

360
00:16:26,924 --> 00:16:28,355
I'm being awful?

361
00:16:28,357 --> 00:16:30,422
You're the one who went
out of your way to hurt me.

362
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:31,655
Because you were
being selfish.

363
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,956
Dividing our belongings
is difficult.

364
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:35,755
Why?
I said I didn't care!

365
00:16:35,757 --> 00:16:37,221
Excuse me.

366
00:16:37,223 --> 00:16:40,388
It's none of my business,
but it sounds like a lot

367
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:44,555
of this anger
is coming from love.

368
00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:48,922
Yeah, thanks,
but nobody asked you.

369
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:52,088
Well, I'm just gonna
keep on talking.

370
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:54,221
Seems like, with Sheldon

371
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:59,121
moving out, you're
in a new phase of your lives

372
00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:00,622
and it's easier

373
00:17:00,624 --> 00:17:03,622
to fight than
to face the feelings

374
00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:06,522
that you have for one another.

375
00:17:07,924 --> 00:17:10,322
I think he might be right.

376
00:17:10,324 --> 00:17:12,288
Also, who is that?

377
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:16,355
I have to admit,

378
00:17:16,357 --> 00:17:17,988
leaving you to
move in with Amy

379
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:20,422
has been harder than
I thought it would be.

380
00:17:20,424 --> 00:17:22,055
Well, for me, too.

381
00:17:22,057 --> 00:17:23,988
It's not the same
with you gone.

382
00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:25,689
If you're looking for a new guy
to live with...

383
00:17:25,691 --> 00:17:27,455
- No!
- We're good. Thank you.

384
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,422
So, no one's gonna
tell me? Okay.

385
00:17:31,424 --> 00:17:32,755
Leonard,

386
00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:34,155
I would like us
to stop fighting

387
00:17:34,157 --> 00:17:35,522
about our possessions.

388
00:17:35,524 --> 00:17:37,155
Well, I'd like that, too.

389
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:40,488
In fact, I want you to
keep the apartment flag,

390
00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:41,789
and I'm not
just saying that

391
00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:44,322
because it touched
your genitals.

392
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,722
You promise?

393
00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:46,921
I do.

394
00:17:46,923 --> 00:17:48,555
And to show you that there
are no hard feelings,

395
00:17:48,557 --> 00:17:52,422
I am willing to rub my
genitals on it as well.

396
00:17:52,424 --> 00:17:53,822
Well...

397
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:58,155
if we're rubbing genitals
on things, that's where I shine.

398
00:18:08,365 --> 00:18:10,996
Little lower to the left.

399
00:18:10,998 --> 00:18:13,864
A little more.

400
00:18:13,866 --> 00:18:15,297
Is it good?

401
00:18:15,299 --> 00:18:17,996
No, still hideous.

402
00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:23,929
Well, I'm sure
at some point,

403
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:25,530
we won't even
notice it's there.

404
00:18:25,532 --> 00:18:26,497
Yeah, you'd think that,

405
00:18:26,499 --> 00:18:28,096
but after a while it starts

406
00:18:28,098 --> 00:18:30,597
showing up in your dreams.

407
00:18:31,432 --> 00:18:33,630
I think it brings
the room together.

408
00:18:36,299 --> 00:18:38,330
Hey, tomorrow who wants
to paint the nursery?

409
00:18:38,332 --> 00:18:39,196
I'll do it.

410
00:18:39,198 --> 00:18:40,330
Why do you get to do it?

411
00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:41,363
I'm the artist.

412
00:18:41,365 --> 00:18:42,463
Just because you're starving

413
00:18:42,465 --> 00:18:44,397
doesn't make you an artist.

414
00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:47,664
Just because I look sickly
doesn't mean I'm starving.

415
00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:49,630
Howard!

416
00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:53,497
Guys, you heard her,
go see what she wants.

417
00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:57,163
I think I'm in labor.

418
00:18:57,165 --> 00:18:58,497
Oh, oh, okay.

419
00:18:58,499 --> 00:19:01,196
Okay, uh, uh, uh,
I can do this.

420
00:19:01,198 --> 00:19:02,330
We have a plan.

421
00:19:02,332 --> 00:19:04,397
Somebody please
tell me the plan.

422
00:19:04,399 --> 00:19:06,630
I'll get the hospital bag.
I'll pull the van up.

423
00:19:06,632 --> 00:19:07,697
Meet you outside in 2 minutes.

424
00:19:07,699 --> 00:19:10,163
Team Baby, go!

425
00:19:12,332 --> 00:19:13,497
I love you.

426
00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:15,463
I love you, too.

427
00:19:16,384 --> 00:19:19,382
Are we hugging or having a baby?
Let's go!

428
00:19:21,289 --> 00:19:28,082
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