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Okay, I'm zeroing out the
electro-osmotic flow rate

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in the micro-fluidic channel.

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Nicely done, Howard.

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Well, my wife is four-foot-ten
and sexually satisfied,

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so clearly I know my way
around tiny things.

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Good for you, on the cutting
edge of new technology

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and still making
inappropriate comments

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about the mother of your child.

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Those are just the things
I say out loud.

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Gentlemen, we need to stop
immediately.

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What's wrong?

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I'm looking at the math,

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and I think we can
make the device

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between eight and
ten percent smaller.

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That's great, but the
Air Force approved the specs.

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We're good to go.

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Yeah. It doesn't
need to be smaller.

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Shame on you.

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Where would we be if poodle
breeders had that attitude?

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I'll tell you.

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We would have the standard
and the miniature poodle,

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but no toy or teacup.

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Which by the way,

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is not an officially
recognized breed,

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but that's just poodle politics.

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Can we please stop
talking about poodles?

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Fine. Candy bars.

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Now, do you enjoy a fun size?
I know you do.

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Sheldon, we don't need
to make this smaller.

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Your work is done.
Go home.

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I don't want to go home.

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Fine, go for a little walk.

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Then what?

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Just keep walking.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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At least it's quiet
when he takes bathroom breaks.

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I know.

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That's why I keep refilling
his water when he's not looking.

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You're kidding.

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I don't care if we're in
a drought, it's worth it.

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You know, I-I do have a way
to get him out of our hair.

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I've been holding onto this
for a few years,

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but maybe now's the time.

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W-We can just lock the door;
you don't have to kill him.

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You can't kill him; he'll just
respawn at the last save point.

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Oh, that was my sixth trip
to the bathroom.

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As long as that's not
a urinary tract infection,

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that's a personal best.

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Hey, uh, buddy,
I got you a little present.

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Really?

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Yeah. Go ahead, open it.

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"Congratulations.

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"The bearer of this
certificate is entitled

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"to the ultimate
train experience

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"at The Nevada
Northern Railway.

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"You are at the throttle.

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"You are the engineer.

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You are running
the locomotive."

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This doesn't
happen very often,

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but here comes a hug.

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Oh, dear! I have
to tinkle again!

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Okay. Where were we?

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For Howie's occupation,

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should I include
that he was an astronaut?

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Well, he mentioned it in
his mother's eulogy, so why not?

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I can't believe you
have to fill out

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a preschool application
for an infant.

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Uh, the one at Caltech
has a crazy wait list.

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I warned you,
a lot of people apply

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when they're still pregnant.
Well, I didn't.

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I also skipped a birthing class
to see Zootopia, so back off.

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Whoa. Just trying to help.

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Sorry. Howie's back at work and
there's just so much going on.

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Is there anything
we can do?

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Sure. Open up a college fund,

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shop for life insurance,
and in the laundry room,

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there's a mountain
of dirty laundry.

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Wash it or burn in, your choice.

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Ugh, be right back.

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No, no. I will
take care of it.

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Oh, thank you.

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While I'm gone,
you can think about

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how mean you were to me.

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All right,
you know what you need?

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A night away from all of this.

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You know, where you can just
kind of relax and...

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I'm just gonna... turn this off.

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Much better.

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Seriously, let's plan a night,

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you know, give you a break.

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We could go dancing.

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- That sounds really nice.
- Oh.

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All this week, the Early
Music Society of Pasadena

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is doing a joint concert

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with the San Gabriel
Renaissance Choir.

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Okay, that's
the one to beat.

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Good luck.

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People have been saying that
for 600 years.

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Hey, you're home early.

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You'll never believe it.

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Leonard gave me
the most incredible gift,

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a trip to a historic railway,

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and I get to operate
an actual locomotive.

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Wow. He finally used it.

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What'd you do?

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No idea.

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All I know is I'm gonna be
working on the railroad

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all the livelong day.

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Well, I'm really happy for you.

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Oh, no. It's not just me. No.

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The railway is four hours
from the nearest airport,

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and guess who gets to drive me.

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I give up.

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You!

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No. I really give up.

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Oh, oh. And guess
where we get to sleep?

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Our choice of
a turn-of-the-century

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railway bunkhouse

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or a working caboose.

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Now, the problem with a caboose
is there's no bathroom,

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but the problem with the
bunkhouse is it's not a caboose.

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On the first day,

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I get to drive
a steam engine.

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Oh, and the second day,
a diesel engine.

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Oh, and

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if I volunteer to do
track maintenance

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and paperwork, they'll let me
stay as long as I want.

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So you might want to pack

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enough clothes
for the rest of our lives.

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Can I pee now?

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Oh, get this!

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I get to take a test
based on a 125-page manual.

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I get to learn things
like hand signals. Ooh.

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There's forward, uh, reverse,

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set the brakes.

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Are you done yet?

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You're missing
some great stuff out here.

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Oh, this is good.

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There are dozens of
railroad crossings

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you have to blow
the whistle for.

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But that is the figurative
you, not the literal you.

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I'll be blowing
the whistle.

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Amy, get up. It's
time to go to work.

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This train thing worked out
better than I thought.

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He's home studying
the engineer's manual.

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It's so peaceful
without him here.

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Can I ask you
how much that cost?

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$4,000... worth every penny.

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Gentlemen.

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Colonel Williams.
Sir.

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Just wanted to see how

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the guidance system's
coming along.

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Great. We found
a cooling solution

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that allowed us to get
the size of the prototype

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down to the target specs.

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As a cooling solution,
it's pretty cool.

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Don't do that.

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What's this?

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Oh, nothing.
Just some math we don't need.

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This is a different approach.

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Are you trying to get the
guidance system even smaller?

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It's just a theory.

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Uh, it's not even worked out.

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Oh.

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I want this.

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But we've already met
the agreed upon specs.

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Going smaller would
require weeks' worth

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of new computations.

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So get the kid with
the two shirts to do it.

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Sir, uh, I-if I may,
uh, we've put a lot

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of thought and effort into
this current prototype.

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It's a really
elegant solution,

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and most importantly,
it works.

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Yeah, I want this.

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But that's just a theory.

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It's not even a
complete thought.

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You both make excellent points.

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And thank you for
presenting it so articulately.

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Make this.

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The kid with the two
shirts screwed us again.

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All right. You guys
ready to get crazy?

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Well, the bra
under here ain't beige.

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Okay.

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You ladies
have fun tonight.

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Don't worry about Halley.
Uncle Stuart's on the job.

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Under the careful supervision
of her godfather.

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My apologies. I didn't mean
to offend you, Don Corleone.

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Like I said,
you ladies have fun.

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We will. Got my dancing shoes,
got my breast pump.

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Let's party.

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You know, if you
pump at the bar,

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I promise we'll
get free drinks.

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Call if there's any problems.

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No. She's busy.
You call Howard.

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Got it.

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Call me. Don't call Howard.

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I would never call Howard.

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Okay, instead of
arguing all night,

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let's just split up
the baby chores.

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Yeah, great. Um, I'll put
food in her top half,

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you deal with whatever
comes out the bottom.

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I can't believe we
have to ask Sheldon

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to come back
and help us.

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Oh, boo-hoo.

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00:09:02,873 --> 00:09:04,504
I spent four grand on a gift

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00:09:04,506 --> 00:09:07,304
that only got rid of him
for an afternoon.

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00:09:14,007 --> 00:09:15,538
What is that?

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00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:17,271
I don't know,
but if he yells,

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"It's alive," we run.

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Oh, hey.

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00:09:28,106 --> 00:09:29,871
If you knocked,
I couldn't hear you.

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I'm welding
this locomotive engine.

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And if you didn't knock,
how about some manners?

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How'd you even get
that up the stairs?

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I said to myself,
"I think I can, I think I can."

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And then I couldn't, so...

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I paid two men who promised
not to come rob us later.

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Okay, look, Sheldon,
the Colonel wants us

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to make the guidance system
smaller,

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and we can't
do it without you.

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Interesting.

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Well, so I was right.

223
00:10:01,273 --> 00:10:04,471
Open a window. It's about
to get smug in here.

224
00:10:05,974 --> 00:10:07,404
Well, I would love to help you,

225
00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:09,338
but since I discovered
the satisfaction

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00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:11,838
of working with my hands
on a train engine,

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I don't think
I can go back to theory.

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I'm an engineer now.

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00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,204
And, hey,
just to be clear,

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a train engineer.

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00:10:22,773 --> 00:10:25,304
Not that goofy kind you are.

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Sheldon, you can still go
on the trip in a few weeks.

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Just help us out.

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00:10:38,601 --> 00:10:40,399
Sorry. I need to work
on this engine

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so when I get to the train yard
I won't look foolish.

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00:10:44,834 --> 00:10:46,298
He's worried about
looking foolish.

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00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,966
That's a heapin' helping
of irony right there.

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00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,298
Come on, you know
you're not leaving physics.

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00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,432
Why are you doing this?

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00:10:53,434 --> 00:10:57,766
Leonard, in the world
of theoretical physics,

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you never finish;
so much is unprovable.

242
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:01,766
But when I was studying

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00:11:01,768 --> 00:11:04,732
that railway guide,
it was so tangible

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00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:08,432
and so satisfying
that something just clicked.

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00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,465
Then it clacked.

246
00:11:10,467 --> 00:11:11,799
Then it clicked,

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00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:14,799
then it clacked, click-clack
clickety-clack, and here we are.

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00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:17,499
Whoo-whoo!

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00:11:20,134 --> 00:11:22,732
Did you hear anything back
from the Caltech preschool?

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00:11:22,734 --> 00:11:25,399
Not yet, but we're gonna apply
to a bunch of others

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00:11:25,401 --> 00:11:26,832
just to keep our options open.

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00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:28,565
Okay, stop that!
No more preschool talk.

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00:11:28,567 --> 00:11:29,899
Tonight is about
having fun.

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00:11:29,901 --> 00:11:32,866
Nothing says fun
like being scolded.

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00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:37,399
It's Raj.

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00:11:37,401 --> 00:11:38,932
Everything okay?

257
00:11:38,934 --> 00:11:42,298
Don't worry. Everything's fine.

258
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,799
Hang up!
We don't need help.

259
00:11:44,801 --> 00:11:47,165
I don't need your help
deciding when we need help!

260
00:11:49,034 --> 00:11:50,332
Raj, what's going on?

261
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:51,599
Yes, so,

262
00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:54,232
I was just warming up
some milk for Halley,

263
00:11:54,234 --> 00:11:56,232
and I-I thought
it smelled a little funky,

264
00:11:56,234 --> 00:11:59,032
so I checked the date
that you wrote on the bottle,

265
00:11:59,034 --> 00:12:00,932
and it says "Flerbsday."

266
00:12:00,934 --> 00:12:03,365
It says "Tuesday."

267
00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:05,265
How is that a "T"?

268
00:12:06,467 --> 00:12:08,832
I'm sure it's fine,
but if you're worried,

269
00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:10,298
there's extra milk
in the freezer.

270
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,599
Okay, yes,

271
00:12:11,601 --> 00:12:13,666
I will err
on the side of caution

272
00:12:13,668 --> 00:12:15,799
and defrost a fresh batch.

273
00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:17,799
You're wasting
perfectly good milk.

274
00:12:17,801 --> 00:12:20,065
Fine, you drink it.
It's just milk.

275
00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:21,931
Stuart, don't you drink my milk!

276
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:24,799
Okay, give...

277
00:12:24,801 --> 00:12:26,666
Can you guys
handle this or not?

278
00:12:26,668 --> 00:12:29,799
Oh, of course we can.
Uh, you girls have a good time.

279
00:12:30,801 --> 00:12:33,499
She said I was in charge.

280
00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:36,799
Hmm.

281
00:12:36,801 --> 00:12:38,298
So we just
throw this away?

282
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,965
What else are you
gonna do with it?

283
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,032
Put it in your coffee?

284
00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:43,298
Well, I don't take it black.

285
00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:49,165
Okay. This is everything
he had on the board.

286
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:50,998
I'm sure we can
figure the rest out.

287
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,732
All right.

288
00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:54,898
Hmm.

289
00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:58,499
Feel free to jump in.

290
00:12:58,501 --> 00:13:01,565
"Hmm" is all I got.

291
00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:03,766
Oh, we can get this.

292
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,632
Is there any chance
it's upside-down?

293
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:10,832
Maybe we can find

294
00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:12,465
another theoretical
physicist to help us.

295
00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:15,399
It's classified. If we tell
anyone, we'd get in trouble.

296
00:13:15,401 --> 00:13:16,965
Hey, I came up with
that and "hmm."

297
00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:18,032
You haven't
pitched anything.

298
00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:20,098
Just keep thinking.

299
00:13:23,134 --> 00:13:24,865
I got it.

300
00:13:27,801 --> 00:13:30,265
You really figured it out?

301
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:34,465
No, but when we show
this nonsense to Sheldon,

302
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:38,565
it will make him crazy,
and he'll have to fix it.

303
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,232
Oh, you're a genius.

304
00:13:40,234 --> 00:13:41,931
Yeah, I know.

305
00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:43,332
That's not even a math symbol.

306
00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:45,132
That's just
Charlie Brown's hair.

307
00:13:48,701 --> 00:13:49,998
Sorry, guys.

308
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,265
This club was so great.

309
00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:53,265
How could they turn
it into a bookstore?

310
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:56,098
I thought
we got rid of all those.

311
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:59,599
Renaissance Choir's looking
pretty good right now, huh?

312
00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:03,831
Hello?

313
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:05,831
Nothing to worry about.

314
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,232
She's just been

315
00:14:07,234 --> 00:14:09,298
crying for a little while,
and I was wondering

316
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,632
if you had any tricks
to get her to sleep.

317
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:15,265
She was sleeping just fine
till you took a selfie with her!

318
00:14:15,267 --> 00:14:18,298
She was blowing a spit bubble.
It was adorable!

319
00:14:20,134 --> 00:14:22,365
You guys got this?
Do you need me to come home?

320
00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:24,332
Wait.

321
00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:25,865
She's settling down.

322
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,632
Oh, okay, false alarm.

323
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,098
Little parenting tip:

324
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,198
sleeping babies
hate flash photography.

325
00:14:32,601 --> 00:14:34,632
Is everything okay?

326
00:14:34,634 --> 00:14:35,732
Yeah.

327
00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:37,798
I may have just left
my infant daughter

328
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,298
with Patrick and SpongeBob.

329
00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:43,831
Hey, there's another
dance club nearby.

330
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:46,798
I mean, I don't know how
you feel about Latin music,

331
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:50,898
but according to their horas
of operación, they're open.

332
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,965
Maybe we should just
call it a night.

333
00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:55,198
You sure?
They're open till dos.

334
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,499
Yeah, we're all
dressed up.

335
00:14:57,501 --> 00:14:58,798
Why go home?

336
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,032
I'm just not really
in the mood anymore.

337
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,232
What's going on with you?

338
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,132
I don't know.
This is all starting to feel

339
00:15:04,134 --> 00:15:06,265
like a sad attempt
to recapture our youth.

340
00:15:06,267 --> 00:15:07,699
I'm not sad.

341
00:15:07,701 --> 00:15:10,666
I just wanted to get drunk
and not wear sweatpants.

342
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:12,898
I'm not sad.

343
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,666
I mean, hello.

344
00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:19,332
Okay, maybe I'm the one
who's sad.

345
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:21,065
What are you sad about?

346
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:23,666
Maybe the fact that you
went and had a baby.

347
00:15:23,668 --> 00:15:25,432
You're upset I had a baby?

348
00:15:25,434 --> 00:15:26,965
No, of course not. I just...

349
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,465
I didn't think it would make me
have all these feelings.

350
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:31,132
What feelings?

351
00:15:31,134 --> 00:15:32,432
Pressure!

352
00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:33,831
I mean, she's looking
at preschools,

353
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,666
she has a minivan,
she has a 401.

354
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:39,298
Before she talked about it,
I just thought that was a race.

355
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,365
You think that stuff is fun?

356
00:15:41,367 --> 00:15:43,198
Being a parent is terrifying.

357
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,098
I'm constantly worried,
I'm always tired,

358
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:48,365
and in a few minutes,
I'm gonna milk myself

359
00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:50,499
in a bookstore parking lot.

360
00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:51,965
I get that, okay?

361
00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:54,165
It's just, Leonard and I have
been married for two years,

362
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:56,365
and we're no further along
than when we were dating.

363
00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:57,499
Come on.

364
00:15:57,501 --> 00:15:59,332
You've got so much
to feel good about.

365
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,765
You've got a
great job now.

366
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:03,532
Yeah, I guess
I am making decent money.

367
00:16:03,534 --> 00:16:05,332
You make more than I do.

368
00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:07,998
You may not have a house yet,
but your apartment's great.

369
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,698
It's bigger than mine.

370
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:12,198
And Leonard loves you so much,
he married you twice.

371
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,198
I'm not even engaged once.

372
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,765
I don't even know if Sheldon
thinks about marriage.

373
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:19,065
I'm not getting any younger.

374
00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:21,232
Honestly,
I kind of thought by now,

375
00:16:21,234 --> 00:16:22,931
we might have had
some sort of...

376
00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:26,666
Careful. The sound of crying
can make me lactate.

377
00:16:26,668 --> 00:16:28,198
I'm sorry. I can't help it.

378
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,332
Oh, that's gonna make me cry.

379
00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:35,298
And there they go.

380
00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:39,365
Ew.

381
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,898
Well, Sheldon, turns out
we didn't need you after all.

382
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:50,332
That's right. We figured
it out all by ourselves.

383
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:52,665
Wasn't even that hard.
No.

384
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,465
Well, good for you guys.

385
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:58,399
Look, I have a grease smudge on
my hand, and I'm okay with it.

386
00:16:58,401 --> 00:17:01,965
Aren't you gonna look at the
board to see how right we are?

387
00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:04,965
No, thanks. I'm busy trying
to fix this fuel pump.

388
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:05,798
It's a manifold.

389
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,865
Oh.

390
00:17:07,867 --> 00:17:09,631
Well, I guess it's fixed.

391
00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:12,965
Just look at
the board.

392
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:13,798
That's wrong.

393
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,599
Oh, no!

394
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:21,831
What should we have
done differently?

395
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,565
Well, first of all,
you can't use relativistic

396
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:27,298
and non-relativistic vectors
in the same equation.

397
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,132
Told ya.

398
00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:31,865
Can you fix it for us?

399
00:17:33,334 --> 00:17:35,698
Okay, but this is
the last time.

400
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,931
Nice try, blockheads.

401
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,499
Come on, Sheldon. You can't
turn your back on physics.

402
00:17:58,501 --> 00:18:00,465
Besides, you have no idea what
you're doing with this stuff.

403
00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:02,698
But if you really want
to learn the mechanical side,

404
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,465
I can teach you anything
you want to know.

405
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,165
And instead of
standing around watching,

406
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:08,831
you can help us build your
smaller guidance system.

407
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,265
And with all these new skills,

408
00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:12,098
you'd be able
to fix any model train.

409
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:14,731
You'd be the king
of the train store!

410
00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:16,332
Excuse me. I have a girlfriend.

411
00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:18,798
I'm already king
of the train store.

412
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,432
So, what do you say?

413
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:25,032
Oh, what choice do I have?
You need me.

414
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:27,765
I'm like the crankshaft
of this team.

415
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:30,098
That's a turbo.

416
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,332
Well, whatever it is,
it looks heavy.

417
00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:33,065
I'm gonna need you two
to get it downstairs

418
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:34,265
before Amy comes home.

419
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:59,799
I apologize
that it's so warm in here.

420
00:18:59,801 --> 00:19:02,366
It is warm in here.

421
00:19:08,502 --> 00:19:10,932
I've worked up a bit of a sweat.

422
00:19:10,934 --> 00:19:13,966
Me, too.

423
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:18,899
May I borrow your water?

424
00:19:41,868 --> 00:19:43,765
The light's green.

425
00:19:47,301 --> 00:19:49,333
Sorry.

426
00:19:49,335 --> 00:19:52,062
GPS says we'll be at the railway
in three hours.

427
00:19:52,063 --> 00:19:53,741
I can get us there in two.

428
00:19:56,093 --> 00:20:02,886
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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