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is because I'm spoiled.

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All right, how much,
exactly, does he pay for?

3
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Okay, I'll tell you,

4
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but please don't judge me.

5
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He pays for my car,
my rent, and my credit cards.

6
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I'm trying, but I'm judging.

7
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Maybe your dad's right.

8
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Yeah, women do like a man
that can support himself.

9
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I have come to
an important decision.

10
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I will not be accepting
your money anymore.

11
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That's wonderful.

12
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Yes, that is wonderful.
You will no longer be able

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to accuse me of being spoiled.

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I'm so proud of you.

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Dad, I'm trying to tell you off,
and you're ruining it

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with your delight and relief.

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Uh-huh.

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Interesting.

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Okay.

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How bad is it?

21
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Let me put it this way...

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do you own a barrel
and suspenders?

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Are you serious?

24
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I'm not wearing this visor
to play women's golf.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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Oh, let me guess.

27
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You guys are drafting
your fantasy accounting firms.

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We're helping Raj
figure out his finances.

29
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Well, he has a job.
How bad can it be?

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Well, his rent and car lease
are exceedingly high.

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You couple that
with his penchant

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for dining out and shopping...

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Wait, wait, not shopping
for clothes, right?

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Because look.

35
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He also has a remarkable
amount of credit card debt.

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I thought your dad
paid your cards.

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I have a card for emergencies
that I pay for myself.

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What emergency happened
at the L.A. Zoo?

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That's a penguin I sponsor.

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They're losing their homes
to global warming,

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and my car gets, like,
seven miles a gallon,

42
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so I felt bad.

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What is Pink Cheeks?

44
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It's intimate waxing.
Quit looking at that!

45
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Maybe you should find someone

46
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to help you get your
finances under control.

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Like a business manager?

48
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No, absolutely not.

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You can't afford to hire someone

50
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who'll forbid you
from spending your money

51
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on foolish expenses.

52
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That is a foolish expense,
and I forbid it.

53
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What if there's someone
who just likes controlling

54
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other people and stealing
joy from their lives?

55
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He sounds like a sociopath.

56
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We don't know,
his mother never had him tested.

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You're talking about me.
Very funny.

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Although I would enjoy
drawing up a budget

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and forcing Raj to adhere to it

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without an ounce of compassion.

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Wait, wait, who's gonna
break it to the penguin?

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Okay, Sheldon.

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Yeah, I'm putting you
in charge of my finances.

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I will not spend another penny
that you don't authorize.

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Very well.

66
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Hey, Comic-Con tickets
go on sale this Friday.

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You can't buy one.

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Oh, better luck next
time, Pink Cheeks.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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You're actually going
to Comic-Con?

71
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Well, Leonard wants me to do
more stuff like that with him,

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so I thought maybe
this year I'd tag along.

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Well, that's sweet.
I bet you'll have fun.

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So, do you want to come?

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No, thanks.

76
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I already live in a place
all the nerds come to.

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Please? I went to your
boring thing last month.

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My aunt's funeral?

79
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Come on, even you
checked your e-mail

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during the eulogy.

81
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Well, I'm not going,

82
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but I do think it's nice
you want to.

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It's not that I want to go,

84
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I just think
it'll make Leonard happy.

85
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And if I have
to watch him

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squeeze into an Ewok
costume, so be it.

87
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Look at you,
going to Comic-Con,

88
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talking about Ewoks.

89
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I really have become
the cool one around here.

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You actually think Penny
will have fun at Comic-Con?

91
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No. Which will
make me miserable,

92
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which is usually
Sheldon's job.

93
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She's gonna hate waiting
in line for the panels.

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She's gonna hate all
the crowds at the panels.

95
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She's gonna hate
the panels.

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She's gonna hate how often
we say the word "panels."

97
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Why don't you just
tell her not to come?

98
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Well, she's so excited,
I can't do that to her.

99
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What if you make it sound so bad

100
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she won't want to go?

101
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That I would do to her.

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I can't believe Penny's
gonna get to go,

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and I'm not.

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You can always watch
the panels online.

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Oh, boy, we do
say that a lot.

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Panels.

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Just wanted to be included.

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Come on, Sheldon,
it's Comic-Con.

109
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Just let me have
the money for this,

110
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and I won't ask
for anything else.

111
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You put me in charge
of your finances.

112
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If you wanted someone
weak and spineless

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you could walk all over,
you should have asked Leonard.

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See? Miserable.

115
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Okay, you're right,
I got myself into this,

116
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but I've never missed
a Comic-Con with you guys.

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Your father may have
spoiled you, but I won't.

118
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If you want a ticket
to Comic-Con,

119
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I suggest you figure out a way
to earn the money yourself.

120
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Yeah, you're a grown man
who's highly educated.

121
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You could charge people
money to punch you.

122
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Go ahead, make jokes.
I don't know why you think

123
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you're going to Comic-Con...
you just had a baby.

124
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So?
Well, so?

125
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So you think Bernadette's
just gonna let you jet

126
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down to San Diego
for five days

127
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and leave her alone?

128
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Hang-hang on.

129
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So I have to bring Penny,
you can't afford it,

130
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Howard's gonna get in trouble,

131
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and this guy gets
to have a great time.

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I'm gonna go as Dumbledore.

133
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Mm...

134
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how's my favorite girl?

135
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Okay.

136
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What you doing?
Making lasagna.

137
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Oh, she's sexy, she can cook.

138
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I'm such a lucky guy.

139
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You want something stupid,
or you did something stupid?

140
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No. I just walked in here,
saw how beautiful you are

141
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and had to tell you.

142
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Oh, dear God, you're
cheating on me with Raj.

143
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Never gets old.

144
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Okay, there is
something I want,

145
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but it's not a big deal.

146
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What is it?

147
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Well, Comic-Con tickets
go on sale this Friday,

148
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and I was hoping
I could go with the guys.

149
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But before you say anything,
I'll make up for being gone

150
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by doing everything around
here... I mean everything.

151
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I'm even gonna
answer for you.

152
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Yes, Howard, you can go.

153
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It's so hard to
say no to you.

154
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Thank you.

155
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So I'll say maybe.

156
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What? Why?

157
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You said tickets don't go
on sale till Friday, right?

158
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Yeah.

159
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You said you were gonna do
all this stuff for me, right?

160
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Yeah.

161
00:07:06,631 --> 00:07:09,295
See where I'm going with this?

162
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Yeah.

163
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If you don't know how
to make lasagna, Google does.

164
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Okay, so this is the
main Comic-Con floor.

165
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It's where all the
vendors and exhibits are.

166
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Wow, that is a lot
of people jammed in there.

167
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I know. Sometimes Howard
wears a striped shirt

168
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so we can play
"Where's Wolowitz?"

169
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Okay, now, Th-this is us
camping out in line

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for the Avengers panel.

171
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Oh, you really sleep
on the sidewalk, huh?

172
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Yeah.

173
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It can get chilly,
but Raj figured out

174
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that if you pee
in a bottle

175
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and put it in your
sleeping bag,

176
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it helps keep you warm.

177
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Here's the hotel room
we all share.

178
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Well, you and I would
get our own room, right?

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Every hotel is booked.

180
00:08:01,931 --> 00:08:03,696
But, yeah, see
this space here

181
00:08:03,698 --> 00:08:05,596
between Sheldon's
feet and my head?

182
00:08:05,598 --> 00:08:07,763
That's where you go.

183
00:08:07,765 --> 00:08:09,796
Well, it's no different
than when Sheldon

184
00:08:09,798 --> 00:08:13,929
used to climb in bed with us
during a thunderstorm.

185
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Don't worry, we won't be
doing much sleeping anyway.

186
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It's like an
all-night party.

187
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There's trivia contests
and Dungeons & Dragons.

188
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As we like to say, it's
"off the chain mail."

189
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I even said
"off the chain mail,"

190
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and she still wants to go.

191
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That's probably
my fault.

192
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She may have heard about
my cool Dumbledore costume.

193
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Okay, I can give you
20 bucks for the whole box.

194
00:08:39,698 --> 00:08:42,629
But you charged me
hundreds for this stuff.

195
00:08:42,631 --> 00:08:46,396
I know. And I did it
with a straight face.

196
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But I need to earn
enough money

197
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so I can go to Comic-Con.

198
00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:54,729
Well... all right.

199
00:08:54,731 --> 00:08:56,729
I'll give you 25 bucks.

200
00:08:56,731 --> 00:08:57,863
That's my best offer.

201
00:08:57,865 --> 00:09:00,029
I have no choice.

202
00:09:00,031 --> 00:09:01,763
You know, if you want
to make extra money,

203
00:09:01,765 --> 00:09:03,529
I-I could throw
some work your way.

204
00:09:03,531 --> 00:09:04,829
Really?
I'll do anything.

205
00:09:04,831 --> 00:09:05,929
Great, you're hired.

206
00:09:05,931 --> 00:09:07,829
First thing you can do is
put price tags on these.

207
00:09:07,831 --> 00:09:10,496
Start the little ones at $50.

208
00:09:13,297 --> 00:09:14,562
You know, it's no big deal.

209
00:09:14,564 --> 00:09:16,763
I can put up with
anything for three days.

210
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:17,896
Comic-Con's five days.

211
00:09:17,898 --> 00:09:19,829
Are you kidding me?

212
00:09:22,065 --> 00:09:23,529
Why don't you just tell him
you don't want to go?

213
00:09:23,531 --> 00:09:25,629
I can't, it'll
break his heart.

214
00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:26,696
You know, he's always
making an effort

215
00:09:26,698 --> 00:09:28,763
to do things with me
he doesn't enjoy,

216
00:09:28,765 --> 00:09:31,562
like going outside.

217
00:09:31,564 --> 00:09:33,696
He is an indoor cat.

218
00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:36,095
You know, maybe it
won't be that bad.

219
00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,996
Leonard says it's
really mainstream now.

220
00:09:37,998 --> 00:09:40,562
Comic books aren't
just for sad nerds anymore.

221
00:09:56,065 --> 00:09:59,329
I mean, it is still a key
part of their demographic.

222
00:10:10,353 --> 00:10:12,417
Howie, can you get that?

223
00:10:12,419 --> 00:10:14,351
Kind of busy.

224
00:10:14,353 --> 00:10:16,317
Busy like I'll be with the baby

225
00:10:16,319 --> 00:10:17,784
if you go to San Diego?

226
00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:24,084
Hey.

227
00:10:24,086 --> 00:10:25,351
What's with the gloves?

228
00:10:25,353 --> 00:10:28,250
They complete my ensemble.
What do you want?

229
00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:30,784
I'm looking to make extra money

230
00:10:30,786 --> 00:10:33,184
and was wondering if you had
any chores I could do.

231
00:10:33,186 --> 00:10:34,818
Hang on.

232
00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:39,884
Bernie, can I outsource my
chores to an Indian guy?

233
00:10:39,886 --> 00:10:42,617
No.

234
00:10:42,619 --> 00:10:45,018
I tried.

235
00:10:48,019 --> 00:10:49,617
Hey, I was thinking,

236
00:10:49,619 --> 00:10:51,617
if you want to do
a couples costume,

237
00:10:51,619 --> 00:10:54,517
we could paint ourselves green
and be Hulk and She-Hulk.

238
00:10:54,519 --> 00:10:56,384
Or we could paint ourselves blue

239
00:10:56,386 --> 00:10:59,284
and go as Nightcrawler
and Mystique.

240
00:10:59,286 --> 00:11:02,884
Is there any scenario where
we're not in full body paint?

241
00:11:02,886 --> 00:11:07,250
Yeah, if you want us
to look like losers.

242
00:11:07,252 --> 00:11:10,150
Hey, um, are you sure the guys
are okay with me coming?

243
00:11:10,152 --> 00:11:11,617
Yeah, of course, why?

244
00:11:11,619 --> 00:11:13,851
This is just something
you usually do together,

245
00:11:13,853 --> 00:11:16,050
and if I'm screwing it up,
I don't have to go.

246
00:11:16,052 --> 00:11:20,250
Oh, why? Do you not want to go?

247
00:11:20,252 --> 00:11:23,918
Why? Do you not want me to go?

248
00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:27,784
No, I want you to go.

249
00:11:29,152 --> 00:11:32,918
Okay, good, 'cause that's
what I want, too.

250
00:11:36,753 --> 00:11:40,751
Now we're going
as Hulk and She-Hulk.

251
00:11:42,086 --> 00:11:45,351
I don't want to take
my shirt off at Comic-Con.

252
00:11:45,353 --> 00:11:49,084
If I may speak for Comic-Con,
we don't want that either.

253
00:11:49,086 --> 00:11:50,617
Is that nice?

254
00:11:50,619 --> 00:11:53,117
No, but it's honest,
and it sounds like you could use

255
00:11:53,119 --> 00:11:54,950
a little more honesty
in your relationship.

256
00:11:54,952 --> 00:11:57,384
Uh, I-it's more
complicated than that.

257
00:11:57,386 --> 00:11:59,284
I'm always honest with Amy.

258
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,217
The other day she said
she was self-conscious

259
00:12:01,219 --> 00:12:02,651
about the beauty mark
on her shoulder,

260
00:12:02,653 --> 00:12:04,217
and I said, "You know,

261
00:12:04,219 --> 00:12:05,918
"you can call that
a beauty mark all you want.

262
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,284
When there's hair growing
out of it, that's a mole."

263
00:12:10,052 --> 00:12:12,417
Do you think
she's as honest with you?

264
00:12:12,419 --> 00:12:13,950
I should hope so.

265
00:12:13,952 --> 00:12:15,851
When she called me
an insensitive jerk,

266
00:12:15,853 --> 00:12:18,484
I'd like to think she meant it.

267
00:12:20,653 --> 00:12:23,651
There's got to be other ways
you can make a quick buck.

268
00:12:23,653 --> 00:12:24,784
Yeah, you'd think.

269
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:28,017
Ooh, maybe I could sell
my blood and sperm.

270
00:12:31,186 --> 00:12:32,917
I really should wear
a bell around my neck

271
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,917
so you guys can hear me coming.

272
00:12:34,919 --> 00:12:36,751
Here, let me help you.

273
00:12:36,753 --> 00:12:38,351
Thank you.

274
00:12:38,353 --> 00:12:39,617
Oh, Double Stuf Oreos,

275
00:12:39,619 --> 00:12:41,983
I remember when
I could afford you.

276
00:12:43,252 --> 00:12:44,584
There she goes.

277
00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:46,117
Stay, I'll get her.

278
00:12:46,119 --> 00:12:47,584
Appreciate it.
That's fine.

279
00:12:47,586 --> 00:12:50,150
She and I can cry together.

280
00:12:50,152 --> 00:12:52,217
He's such a sweetie.

281
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:55,784
I know, I wish there was
some way we could help him.

282
00:12:55,786 --> 00:12:57,584
If he could find a
girl with a good job,

283
00:12:57,586 --> 00:12:59,217
all his problems
would be over.

284
00:12:59,219 --> 00:13:01,651
Yeah, that's working out
great for me.

285
00:13:05,386 --> 00:13:07,551
Penny says they're ready to go.

286
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:08,617
Very well.

287
00:13:08,619 --> 00:13:11,517
Prepare for a long night
of deceit.

288
00:13:11,519 --> 00:13:17,150
Sheldon, women can wear makeup,
it's not lying.

289
00:13:17,152 --> 00:13:19,551
I was talking about Leonard.

290
00:13:19,553 --> 00:13:20,617
And if makeup is

291
00:13:20,619 --> 00:13:21,617
so truthful,

292
00:13:21,619 --> 00:13:23,150
why is it called "concealer"?

293
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,851
Wait, wait, wait,
what's Leonard lying about?

294
00:13:26,853 --> 00:13:28,917
He doesn't really want Penny
to go to Comic-Con.

295
00:13:28,919 --> 00:13:30,351
He's just doing it
to make her happy.

296
00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:32,150
Really?

297
00:13:32,152 --> 00:13:34,284
Because she doesn't
actually want to go.

298
00:13:34,286 --> 00:13:36,417
She's just doing it
to make him happy.

299
00:13:36,419 --> 00:13:38,651
So they're both trying
to make each other happy,

300
00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:42,484
and the end result
is they make each other sad?

301
00:13:42,486 --> 00:13:44,584
That's hilarious.

302
00:13:46,186 --> 00:13:48,184
I can't wait to tell them.

303
00:13:48,186 --> 00:13:50,651
No, you're not gonna
tell them anything.

304
00:13:50,653 --> 00:13:51,917
You're gonna
stay out of it.

305
00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:52,983
Why?

306
00:13:52,985 --> 00:13:54,617
Because it's between them.

307
00:13:54,619 --> 00:13:55,950
Well, if you haven't noticed,

308
00:13:55,952 --> 00:13:59,584
I've been between them
for the last ten years.

309
00:14:01,052 --> 00:14:02,617
- Hey. - Hello.
- Hi.

310
00:14:02,619 --> 00:14:03,684
Hey, babe, you
want to drive?

311
00:14:03,686 --> 00:14:05,084
Sure, or you can.

312
00:14:05,086 --> 00:14:07,050
No, it's fine, I know you
don't like the way I drive.

313
00:14:07,052 --> 00:14:09,150
I don't have a problem
with your driving.

314
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,617
Are you listening to this?

315
00:14:10,619 --> 00:14:12,417
They deceive each other
about everything.

316
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:15,050
Shh.

317
00:14:15,052 --> 00:14:19,484
Just so you know, that guy
in the parking lot hit me.

318
00:14:19,486 --> 00:14:22,317
He wasn't in a car, but okay.

319
00:14:24,086 --> 00:14:25,883
Just say you want to drive.

320
00:14:25,885 --> 00:14:27,684
I honestly don't.

321
00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,983
Amy, do us a favor,
please drive.

322
00:14:32,985 --> 00:14:35,050
Sure, happy to.

323
00:14:35,052 --> 00:14:36,551
If you want to drive,
just drive.

324
00:14:36,553 --> 00:14:38,451
I don't see why this has
to be so complicated.

325
00:14:38,453 --> 00:14:40,484
It's not complicated.
Amy's driving, that's it!

326
00:14:40,486 --> 00:14:42,351
That's not it because
you're clearly upset.

327
00:14:42,353 --> 00:14:44,150
You're the one
who seems upset.

328
00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:45,384
Why would I be upset?

329
00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:47,684
Because you don't want
her to go to Comic-Con!

330
00:14:50,152 --> 00:14:53,950
This is an interesting way
to stay out of it.

331
00:14:53,952 --> 00:14:57,417
Wait, you don't
want me to go?

332
00:14:57,419 --> 00:15:00,117
Well, I just don't think
you're gonna have a good time.

333
00:15:00,119 --> 00:15:01,217
Yeah, well, get this:

334
00:15:01,219 --> 00:15:02,284
neither does Penny,

335
00:15:02,286 --> 00:15:03,950
that's why she
doesn't want to go.

336
00:15:05,219 --> 00:15:09,017
You set 'em up,
I knock 'em down, good job.

337
00:15:09,019 --> 00:15:11,751
Why would you say you wanted
to go if you didn't?

338
00:15:11,752 --> 00:15:13,451
I just thought it
would make you happy.

339
00:15:13,453 --> 00:15:17,184
O-O-O-Okay, hold on,
so if you don't want to go

340
00:15:17,186 --> 00:15:20,651
and I don't need to bring you,
is everything good?

341
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:24,351
Hold on, I'm trying to
decide if I'm mad at you.

342
00:15:25,453 --> 00:15:28,017
No, I'm happy I
don't have to go.

343
00:15:28,019 --> 00:15:29,484
All right, problem solved.

344
00:15:29,486 --> 00:15:30,417
Okay.

345
00:15:30,419 --> 00:15:32,451
Yeah.
Not entirely,

346
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,917
the fight over who's going
to drive is still...

347
00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:35,783
Oh, my God, stop talking!

348
00:15:37,919 --> 00:15:39,250
The place looks great.

349
00:15:39,252 --> 00:15:40,384
Did you guys get a maid?

350
00:15:40,386 --> 00:15:42,417
Kind of.

351
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,417
Dinner's almost ready.

352
00:15:44,419 --> 00:15:48,117
If you like meatloaf, I'm
sure you'll like its cousin,

353
00:15:48,119 --> 00:15:50,517
bowl of meat.

354
00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:53,551
Hey, if you're still
looking to make money,

355
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:57,050
I will pay you
to burn that jacket.

356
00:15:57,052 --> 00:16:00,417
Thank you,
but it doesn't look like

357
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,084
I'm going to Comic-Con
this year.

358
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,917
Well, with as much
debt as you have,

359
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,017
probably not
next year either.

360
00:16:07,252 --> 00:16:09,384
Howie?
Sure.

361
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,250
This is for you.

362
00:16:11,252 --> 00:16:13,783
What's this?

363
00:16:13,785 --> 00:16:15,850
It's back pay
for all the babysitting

364
00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:17,651
and taking care of Halley
you've done.

365
00:16:17,653 --> 00:16:18,817
There's more than enough

366
00:16:18,819 --> 00:16:20,950
in there to cover Comic-Con.

367
00:16:20,952 --> 00:16:24,584
Um, I also take
care of Halley.

368
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,551
And you live here for free.

369
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,551
I do, ma'am, thank you, ma'am.

370
00:16:31,985 --> 00:16:34,950
This is so generous of you, I-I,
um, I don't know what to say.

371
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,317
Now you can come with us.

372
00:16:36,319 --> 00:16:38,950
Yeah, there's room in the
bed by Sheldon's feet.

373
00:16:39,819 --> 00:16:42,217
As much as I appreciate this,

374
00:16:42,219 --> 00:16:43,217
I can't accept it.

375
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,484
Okay?

376
00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:45,384
Halley's my goddaughter,

377
00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:46,983
I don't take care of her
for money.

378
00:16:46,985 --> 00:16:49,250
I would.

379
00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:53,717
Keep it.
Consider it a gift.

380
00:16:53,719 --> 00:16:54,817
Hold on.

381
00:16:54,819 --> 00:16:56,650
Is it back pay or is it a gift?

382
00:16:56,652 --> 00:16:57,683
What's the difference?

383
00:16:57,685 --> 00:16:59,717
When the IRS questions us
in separate rooms,

384
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,217
we need to have
our stories straight.

385
00:17:01,219 --> 00:17:02,950
It doesn't matter.

386
00:17:02,952 --> 00:17:04,983
I'm not keeping this.

387
00:17:04,985 --> 00:17:07,317
I'm trying to pay my own
way and be responsible.

388
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,417
Taking handouts won't help that.

389
00:17:08,419 --> 00:17:10,317
So you're not going
to Comic-Con?

390
00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:12,883
I've been plenty of times.

391
00:17:12,885 --> 00:17:15,484
If I miss one, it's fine.
I'm a big boy.

392
00:17:15,486 --> 00:17:18,050
I'm a big boy,
and if I missed one,

393
00:17:18,052 --> 00:17:20,917
I'd throw a big-boy tantrum.

394
00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:24,617
You know what?
I've gone 12 times.

395
00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:26,417
Maybe I'll sit out
this year, too.

396
00:17:26,419 --> 00:17:27,783
Really?
Yeah.

397
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,850
Maybe you and I can do
something fun that weekend.

398
00:17:29,852 --> 00:17:32,616
Ooh, how about
white-water rafting?

399
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,584
Oh... how about
we compromise

400
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:37,750
and go on the Small World ride
at Disneyland?

401
00:17:39,586 --> 00:17:41,817
You know what, I'm
not gonna go either.

402
00:17:41,819 --> 00:17:43,717
I'm a father now.

403
00:17:43,719 --> 00:17:46,783
I'd rather spend time
with my family.

404
00:17:46,785 --> 00:17:48,384
You just don't want
to go alone with Sheldon.

405
00:17:48,386 --> 00:17:50,250
I'm gonna go check on dinner.

406
00:17:52,919 --> 00:17:54,750
Sounds like everyone's
staying home.

407
00:17:54,752 --> 00:17:55,950
What do you say?

408
00:17:55,952 --> 00:17:58,917
Nuts to that,
I'm going to Comic-Con!

409
00:17:58,919 --> 00:18:01,517
By yourself?

410
00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:02,883
Not necessarily.

411
00:18:02,885 --> 00:18:05,484
I have four months
to find some new friends.

412
00:18:05,486 --> 00:18:07,250
I'll go with you.

413
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,750
That's very kind of you, Stuart.

414
00:18:08,752 --> 00:18:11,384
Check back in
with me in July.

415
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:24,597
There's my pretty
girlfriend.

416
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:29,365
I'm not going with you
to Comic-Con.

417
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:32,897
What? Can't a man just be
happy to see his woman

418
00:18:32,899 --> 00:18:37,031
and pat her on her second most
erogenous ball-and-socket joint?

419
00:18:39,799 --> 00:18:42,864
He can, but it's still
not changing my mind.

420
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:48,131
Well, maybe what's in my
pants will change your mind.

421
00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:54,964
It's a list of this
year's panelists.

422
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,654
It's long, isn't it?

423
00:19:00,656 --> 00:19:07,450
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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