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Lady-and-the-Tramping
some spaghetti?

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No. He can't afford
his apartment,

3
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and he's asking if anyone knows
of a cheap place to live.

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I want to say "India,"
but it seems mean.

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What's so funny?

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Raj is looking for
a cheap place to live,

7
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and I wrote "India."

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Don't post that;
be supportive.

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Maybe you should be supportive
of my hilarious jokes.

10
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Fine, what should we do?

11
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We're smart. I'm sure we
can think of something.

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You want to let him
live here?

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Oh, we're smarter
than that.

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I know our
apartment's small,

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but I think we
can make room.

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No, Sheldon.

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We are not getting
a life-size Spider-Man statue.

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We do have Sheldon's old room.

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If he really needs
a place to stay,

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I guess we should
offer it to him.

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You're a good friend.

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Am I still a good friend
if I wait and hope

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that Howard offers him
a place to live first?

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You're an even
better husband.

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I know if the roles
were reversed,

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he would do it for me.

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Where would he stay?

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We already have Stuart.

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Well, we can make some space
in the garage.

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Maybe put a cot out there,

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get him a space heater,
maybe a hot plate.

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That sounds awful.

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Let's hope he thinks so, too.

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For the last time,

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no Hulk, no Batman,
no life-size statues.

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Wow. I'm starting to
think you didn't mean it

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when you said you wanted
to spruce up the place.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Hello.

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Hey, uh, so we've been talking,
and if you need a place to stay,

41
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we'd be happy to fix up
the garage for you.

42
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That would be amazing!

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I was literally just looking
at my moving boxes,

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trying to pick one to live in.

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I know it's not ideal,

46
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but you'd have plenty of space
for your furniture,

47
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and there's this cool button

48
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that makes an entire wall
go up and down.

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I cannot thank you enough.

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It is our pleasure.

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Hey, can you hold on one sec?

52
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Hello?

53
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Hey, buddy, you still
looking for a place to live?

54
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Uh... yeah.

55
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Why do you ask?

56
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You know, we have
the extra bedroom,

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and if you need it, it's yours.

58
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Oh, my God, that's so generous!

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It's the least we can do.

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I-I really appreciate it.

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Uh, can you hold on one second?

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Hey, so, Howard, what's the
bathroom situation gonna be?

63
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Well, there's a sink out there...

64
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that takes care
of half your problems.

65
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But I can use
the downstairs bathroom, right?

66
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Yeah. We barely use it,
so it'll be like it's yours.

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Cool, cool, yeah.

68
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Yeah, hold on one second.
Wh...?

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Hey, what's it like
sharing a bathroom with Penny?

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Is there hair everywhere?

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Does she use your loofah?

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I don't have a loofah.

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Okay, well, if I move in,
you can't use mine.

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Hold on a second.

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Hey, Howard, uh,
how's the Wi-Fi in the garage?

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I don't know.

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Why are you asking
all these questions?

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Well, to be honest,
Leonard's on the other line,

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and he offered me
their spare bedroom.

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Great! Go live there.

81
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But you made the garage
sound so fun.

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I just didn't want you
to feel bad about it.

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Unless Leonard's apartment
also has a raccoon

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that chews its way in
on cold nights, go there!

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One second.

86
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Okay, I think we're close.

87
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How do you feel about
a mini-fridge in my room?

88
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Hey, pal, you want
to live here or not?

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Oh, uh, hi, Penny. Yes, please.

90
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Hey.
Hi.

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Uh, Penny, this circular
is addressed to "occupant,"

92
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but with our
apartment switch,

93
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it's unclear whether
it's yours or mine.

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What's it for?

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Roofing.

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Yeah, it's yours.

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Okay, thanks.

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"Just throw it out."

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Speaking of occupants,
I'm given to understand

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Raj will be moving
into my old room.

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Yeah, for a little while.

102
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What about his dog?

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She'll be in her crate;
it's not a big deal.

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I suppose that's
acceptable.

105
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Well, Sheldon's getting
a little better with dogs.

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He even took a picture
with Pluto at Disneyland.

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If real dogs gave me buttons,
I'd like them, too.

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Well, I think it's very nice

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that you're helping out
our friend.

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I think it's nice that you're
taking whatever medication

111
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Amy's clearly giving you.

112
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And what is that
supposed to mean?

113
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Well, it's like
that science thing.

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For every action,
you have a gigantic

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and annoying reaction.

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Just when I thought
you couldn't get any hotter.

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Mm-hmm.

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If you're implying
that I'd have some problem

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with him moving into my room,
you're wrong.

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Raj is in a difficult
financial situation,

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and I'm glad that he's
making changes to improve it.

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Do not adjust the dosage.
You nailed it.

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Don't listen to them.

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What's weird is
that Penny almost got

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a science fact right.

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I mean, it's unfair; people just
assume I'm going to be upset

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by Raj moving into my old room.

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But you are, aren't you?

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Oh, I'm outraged.

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Talk to me.
Tell me what's going on.

131
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Well, that's been my room
since before I met Leonard,

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and now someone else

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is going to be living in it.

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And that someone else is not me.

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And you know how I feel about
people who aren't me.

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There are a lot of memories
wrapped up in that room.

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For me, too.

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The first time you told me
you loved me was in that room.

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Wrong.

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We were standing outside
my room in the hallway.

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And there is the love
of which I speak.

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I realize it's irrational,

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but with Raj moving in there,
I'm feeling a bit replaced.

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Well, this isn't an
easy time for him.

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He's losing his
apartment, he's in debt,

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he's probably humiliated.

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Yes, probably.

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But until we know for sure,
how can I feel better?

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Can I get anyone
anything at all?

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Raj, you don't
have to serve us.

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It's the least I can do for
helping me carry my stuff up.

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It was really no problem.

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Not for you,
Box of Towels.

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Anyway, thanks again.

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Hey, look at that.

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You've got a Raj,
we've got a Stuart.

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Maybe we should take them
both to the park

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and let them
run around together.

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I don't know.
Yours looks like he has worms.

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You ready to go?

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All set.

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What's that?

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A housewarming gift for Raj.

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Well, a bunch of fake snakes
better not

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spring out of it, 'cause that
was a lousy anniversary present.

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It's nothing like that.

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I just, I thought
about Raj's situation,

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and I had a
change of heart.

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You know, and
regarding your gift,

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you said "surprise me,"
and, boy, did I.

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- Hello.
- Hey. - Hi.

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Perfect timing.
Food's ready.

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Uh, wait... before we eat,
I have a little

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"welcome to the building"
gift for Raj.

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Wait, is anything
gonna jump out...

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No. I already asked.

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Thank you, Sheldon.

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It's a...
blank notebook.

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Well, I had some of
my best ideas in that room,

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and I'm sure you will, too.

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He also never
had sex in that room.

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That's something else
to look forward to.

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This means a lot.

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Well, I know this is
a difficult time for you.

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Y-You're losing your apartment,
you're in debt,

186
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and you just...
you must be humiliated.

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Sheldon...

188
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Oh, good grief.

189
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She is such a stickler
for citing sources.

190
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Those were Amy's words.

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Sheldon...

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I know, I know!

193
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"Good grief" was originally said
by Charlie Brown, geez.

194
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You're right,
I am humiliated.

195
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Thanks for
pointing it out.

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You're such a jerk.

197
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Can you believe this guy?

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Yes.

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I-I thought that was
gonna break the other way.

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Come on, Sheldon.

201
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Maybe we should just
eat at our place.

202
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Fine.

203
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You took my room.

204
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You turned my friends
against me.

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I hope you're happy.

206
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What do I have
to be happy about?

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My life's a wreck.

208
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How come he can say it
and I can't?

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Just keep walking.

210
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Hello, Sheldon.

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What a pleasant surprise.

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How are you?

213
00:09:00,038 --> 00:09:02,273
Honestly, I've been better.

214
00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,710
Do you have time?

215
00:09:03,712 --> 00:09:05,948
Leonard says you're very busy
these days.

216
00:09:05,950 --> 00:09:08,520
Oh, I just say that
because he prattles.

217
00:09:09,791 --> 00:09:11,492
What's going on?

218
00:09:11,494 --> 00:09:15,567
Well, our friend Raj
moved into my old room,

219
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and it's brought up a lot of
negative feelings for me.

220
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Mm. Well, what do you think the
loss of your room represents?

221
00:09:23,117 --> 00:09:25,353
Beverly, you know I
hold you in high esteem.

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Can we skip the part where you
pretend not to know the answer,

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and get to the part
where you tell me the answer?

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Very well, but, uh,
if you don't mind,

225
00:09:33,939 --> 00:09:36,008
I'd still like to pause
for effect.

226
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Now...

227
00:09:40,953 --> 00:09:44,357
You've recently moved in
with Dr. Fowler, yes?

228
00:09:44,359 --> 00:09:46,428
I have.

229
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Clearly, your old room
represents an escape hatch,

230
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and without it,
you're forced to confront

231
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the terrifying reality
of being trapped

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in a relationship
with Amy forever.

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I hadn't thought about that.

234
00:09:59,824 --> 00:10:02,461
And don't start
thinking about it now!

235
00:10:02,463 --> 00:10:05,433
Hello, Amy.

236
00:10:05,435 --> 00:10:08,405
Your defensiveness may indicate
similar insecurities

237
00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,977
about your relationship
with Sheldon.

238
00:10:10,979 --> 00:10:11,979
That's not true!

239
00:10:11,981 --> 00:10:14,819
She said defensively.

240
00:10:14,821 --> 00:10:17,858
This isn't about
me and Sheldon.

241
00:10:17,860 --> 00:10:21,131
This is about Rajesh moving in
with Leonard and Penny.

242
00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:23,302
Interesting.

243
00:10:23,304 --> 00:10:27,076
They've found a need
to take yet another roommate.

244
00:10:27,078 --> 00:10:30,784
Seems they're avoiding
some harsh realities themselves.

245
00:10:30,786 --> 00:10:32,721
I had no idea

246
00:10:32,723 --> 00:10:35,192
all our relationships
were such a disaster.

247
00:10:35,194 --> 00:10:36,829
Boy, you're good.

248
00:10:36,831 --> 00:10:39,200
That is the word
on the street, dear.

249
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,845
Maybe moving in
was a bad idea.

250
00:10:44,847 --> 00:10:47,250
I haven't been here one day,
I'm already causing problems.

251
00:10:47,252 --> 00:10:49,287
You didn't do anything.
It's Sheldon.

252
00:10:49,289 --> 00:10:50,991
"You didn't do anything.
It's Sheldon."

253
00:10:50,993 --> 00:10:53,997
That'd make a nice
needlepoint pillow.

254
00:10:54,867 --> 00:10:57,069
So, relax.
We're happy to have you.

255
00:10:57,071 --> 00:10:58,473
Thank you, but how do I know

256
00:10:58,475 --> 00:11:00,009
you're not saying that
just to be nice?

257
00:11:00,011 --> 00:11:01,779
Do you actually pay
for that haircut?

258
00:11:01,781 --> 00:11:03,182
That'll do it.

259
00:11:04,987 --> 00:11:07,691
Hey, Raj,
I owe you an apology.

260
00:11:07,693 --> 00:11:10,597
Look, could you please
put your dog on a leash?

261
00:11:10,599 --> 00:11:12,601
Sheldon, she's fine.

262
00:11:12,603 --> 00:11:14,237
Well, then at least
hold her still

263
00:11:14,239 --> 00:11:15,674
so I can pretend she's stuffed.

264
00:11:16,544 --> 00:11:20,182
Raj, I let my emotions
get the best of me,

265
00:11:20,184 --> 00:11:22,386
and I unfairly
took it out on you.

266
00:11:22,388 --> 00:11:24,257
Thank you. I appreciate that.

267
00:11:24,259 --> 00:11:25,794
No, I can't take all the credit.

268
00:11:25,796 --> 00:11:28,432
I spoke with Leonard's mother,
and she made me feel better.

269
00:11:28,434 --> 00:11:32,306
I don't know who you talked to,
but that wasn't my mother.

270
00:11:34,145 --> 00:11:37,383
Beverly pointed out that
I'm experiencing insecurities

271
00:11:37,385 --> 00:11:39,053
in my relationship with Amy,

272
00:11:39,055 --> 00:11:42,093
in the same way that Leonard and
Penny are in their relationship.

273
00:11:42,095 --> 00:11:45,467
What are you talking about?
We're fine.

274
00:11:45,469 --> 00:11:47,838
Yes, you're fine
as long as you have a buffer

275
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,209
living with you to distract
from your marital problems.

276
00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:51,846
It used to be me.

277
00:11:51,848 --> 00:11:54,618
Now it's Raj
and his attack Tribble.

278
00:11:55,789 --> 00:11:58,793
Anyway, I'm sorry
for everything.

279
00:11:58,795 --> 00:12:01,298
Oh, and FYI... if you cry
while they're fighting,

280
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:02,768
they'll take you to McDonald's.

281
00:12:10,017 --> 00:12:11,284
Hello, Leonard.

282
00:12:11,286 --> 00:12:13,990
Why are you saying
we have marital problems?

283
00:12:13,992 --> 00:12:15,760
We don't have marital problems!

284
00:12:15,762 --> 00:12:19,668
I see. You must be yelling at me
out of wedded bliss.

285
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:25,580
Look, just because we took
our friend in does not mean

286
00:12:25,582 --> 00:12:27,684
that Penny and I are
afraid to be alone.

287
00:12:27,686 --> 00:12:30,790
Yeah, this is a
special circumstance.

288
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,694
Sheldon mentioned
you tried to get your brother

289
00:12:32,696 --> 00:12:34,063
to live with you, as well.

290
00:12:34,065 --> 00:12:37,036
Yeah, well, a circumstance
can happen twice

291
00:12:37,038 --> 00:12:39,708
and still be special.

292
00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:41,144
Do you agree with that?

293
00:12:41,146 --> 00:12:43,549
Well, now that
you point it out...

294
00:12:43,551 --> 00:12:45,352
Are you kidding me?

295
00:12:45,354 --> 00:12:47,758
We do seem to keep
finding roommates.

296
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,795
Now you're
taking her side?

297
00:12:49,797 --> 00:12:52,734
Dear, I would never come
between you and Leonard.

298
00:12:52,736 --> 00:12:56,307
That's for your parade
of roommates to do.

299
00:12:58,882 --> 00:13:02,621
Howard?

300
00:13:02,623 --> 00:13:03,990
Howard!

301
00:13:06,163 --> 00:13:08,098
It's me!
It's just me!

302
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:10,470
What are you doing here?

303
00:13:10,472 --> 00:13:12,908
Well, I texted you,
but you didn't respond.

304
00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:14,545
Leonard and Penny
were arguing...

305
00:13:14,547 --> 00:13:16,347
Not on my watch!

306
00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:20,757
It's fine.
It's just Raj.

307
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,161
You can hit him with
the bat, but it's fine.

308
00:13:24,232 --> 00:13:27,169
And if my heart stops,
just let me go.

309
00:13:27,171 --> 00:13:28,573
I'm sorry, guys.

310
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:31,344
Sheldon was upset,
Leonard and Penny were fighting.

311
00:13:31,346 --> 00:13:34,417
I just wanted to go someplace
where I wasn't causing problems.

312
00:13:34,419 --> 00:13:36,221
I'll say it again.

313
00:13:36,223 --> 00:13:38,425
India.

314
00:13:41,032 --> 00:13:43,836
Can I just stay in the garage?

315
00:13:43,838 --> 00:13:45,807
Don't do that. We'll make
up the couch for you

316
00:13:45,809 --> 00:13:47,209
and figure out something
in the morning.

317
00:13:47,211 --> 00:13:48,311
Thank you.

318
00:13:48,313 --> 00:13:49,748
Come on,
I'll get you some sheets.

319
00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:51,919
Then we'll see
if I can beat my high score

320
00:13:51,921 --> 00:13:53,355
on the blood pressure machine.

321
00:13:57,431 --> 00:14:00,703
Never should've had all
these kids so close together.

322
00:14:11,994 --> 00:14:13,663
You okay?

323
00:14:13,665 --> 00:14:16,034
I can't sleep.

324
00:14:16,036 --> 00:14:18,438
What's wrong?

325
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,409
Beverly believes

326
00:14:20,411 --> 00:14:24,484
I unconsciously consider
my old room an escape hatch.

327
00:14:24,486 --> 00:14:26,755
Is that bothering you?

328
00:14:26,757 --> 00:14:30,028
Yes. I don't care for
unconscious thoughts.

329
00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:31,699
My brain and I
are best friends.

330
00:14:31,701 --> 00:14:34,103
It should tell
me everything.

331
00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:37,242
I mean, how it relates
to our relationship,

332
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:40,683
not the bromance
between you and your brain.

333
00:14:40,685 --> 00:14:43,623
What if she's correct?

334
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:46,194
Doesn't that say something
troubling about us?

335
00:14:46,196 --> 00:14:47,931
I don't know.

336
00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:50,135
I just think
you're the kind of person

337
00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:52,540
who likes a contingency plan.

338
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:55,112
That is true.

339
00:14:55,114 --> 00:14:57,282
Did you know
I figured out

340
00:14:57,284 --> 00:14:59,554
in which order I would
eat all my friends

341
00:14:59,556 --> 00:15:01,925
in the event of
an apocalypse?

342
00:15:03,765 --> 00:15:06,869
You need to stop hanging out
with your brain so much.

343
00:15:06,871 --> 00:15:08,539
It's not a good influence.

344
00:15:12,616 --> 00:15:13,983
If you're looking
for spare change,

345
00:15:13,985 --> 00:15:15,753
I already cleaned it out.

346
00:15:17,859 --> 00:15:19,928
Well...

347
00:15:19,930 --> 00:15:22,433
Didn't think this is
where my life would be.

348
00:15:22,435 --> 00:15:25,305
Me, either. I'm in a bedroom
and you're on a couch.

349
00:15:25,307 --> 00:15:28,344
I'm actually winning.

350
00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:29,848
You know, we're both
down on our luck.

351
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,952
Maybe you and I should try
to get a place together.

352
00:15:31,954 --> 00:15:34,223
Okay, listen to me.

353
00:15:37,899 --> 00:15:40,570
There is no reason
to leave here.

354
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:42,507
This is great.
Everyone's nice.

355
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,876
It's comfortable.

356
00:15:43,878 --> 00:15:47,617
If all goes according to plan,
this is my retirement home.

357
00:15:47,619 --> 00:15:49,220
Wouldn't you feel better
about yourself

358
00:15:49,222 --> 00:15:50,355
if you were more independent?

359
00:15:50,357 --> 00:15:52,460
Better than I feel
in their steam shower?

360
00:15:52,462 --> 00:15:54,631
I don't think so.

361
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,438
Penny would be
the entree.

362
00:16:00,912 --> 00:16:04,183
Then Leonard's basically
a cheese course.

363
00:16:04,185 --> 00:16:07,791
And because I love
you, you're dessert.

364
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:10,663
I want to say "aw,"

365
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,867
but I'm gonna say "ew."

366
00:16:14,038 --> 00:16:16,140
No, you see,
I'm doing this

367
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,612
so I can stop being
spoiled and, you know,

368
00:16:18,614 --> 00:16:21,017
grow as a person.

369
00:16:21,019 --> 00:16:22,554
Good for you.

370
00:16:22,556 --> 00:16:25,526
This sandwich has six dollars
worth of ham in it.

371
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:31,939
Don't you even feel a little
bad sponging off your friends?

372
00:16:31,941 --> 00:16:34,511
Hey, look,
I went to art college,

373
00:16:34,513 --> 00:16:36,782
I tried to make it
as a graphic artist,

374
00:16:36,784 --> 00:16:38,351
a comic book artist,

375
00:16:38,353 --> 00:16:40,355
and you know what I got
for my efforts?

376
00:16:40,357 --> 00:16:42,059
A visible rib cage.

377
00:16:42,061 --> 00:16:44,363
I'm not kidding.

378
00:16:44,365 --> 00:16:46,768
You could see my heart beating.

379
00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:49,206
Well, no offense, but
I didn't go to art school.

380
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,377
I have a PhD in
astrophysics.

381
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:54,016
Oh, great, it'll be easier
for you to look up at the stars

382
00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:56,187
without a roof over your head.

383
00:16:58,895 --> 00:17:00,228
Morning.

384
00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:02,132
Did you know
Raj moved out last night?

385
00:17:02,134 --> 00:17:03,936
What? Why?

386
00:17:03,938 --> 00:17:06,541
"Leonard and Penny, I'm sorry
for all the trouble I've caused.

387
00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:08,011
"I went to stay at Howard's.

388
00:17:08,013 --> 00:17:09,881
"P.S., Cinnamon's with me,

389
00:17:09,883 --> 00:17:11,718
"but if you feel like
messing with Sheldon,

390
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,323
tell him she's loose
in the building."

391
00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:18,197
I feel terrible.

392
00:17:18,199 --> 00:17:19,501
Should we go bring him back?

393
00:17:19,503 --> 00:17:20,736
Well, you're
the one worried

394
00:17:20,738 --> 00:17:23,007
having someone live with us
is a sign of problems.

395
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:26,213
Oh, that was just because
my mother got in my head.

396
00:17:26,215 --> 00:17:29,521
It's like being possessed,
but instead of Satan, it's...

397
00:17:29,523 --> 00:17:31,959
Actually, it's the same thing.

398
00:17:32,963 --> 00:17:35,365
All right, so we'll
ask him to come back.

399
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,470
Well, great.

400
00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:39,373
Don't you want
to get dressed first?

401
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,977
Just one second.

402
00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:49,561
Help! Cinnamon's loose
in the building!

403
00:17:50,798 --> 00:17:53,001
Amy, quick, lock the door!

404
00:17:57,211 --> 00:17:59,547
We're so sorry if we made you
feel uncomfortable.

405
00:17:59,549 --> 00:18:01,217
We really weren't
fighting about you.

406
00:18:01,219 --> 00:18:03,555
I just never want to be
a burden on my friends.

407
00:18:03,557 --> 00:18:05,493
Me, either.
Don't want to be a burden.

408
00:18:05,495 --> 00:18:07,764
Hey, is that the baby?
I'll go check.

409
00:18:07,766 --> 00:18:09,366
You are not a burden,

410
00:18:09,368 --> 00:18:12,172
and we want you to come
back and stay with us.

411
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,575
But I also upset Sheldon,

412
00:18:13,577 --> 00:18:16,013
and he's not gonna want
to come over if I'm there.

413
00:18:16,015 --> 00:18:18,619
More reasons
for you to stay.

414
00:18:19,923 --> 00:18:21,858
Halley's fine.

415
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:24,764
You know she's at
my parents' house, right?

416
00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:29,574
And she's having
the time of her life.

417
00:18:30,478 --> 00:18:32,947
If you ever want
to change things up,

418
00:18:32,949 --> 00:18:34,851
you're always
welcome here.

419
00:18:34,853 --> 00:18:38,291
Just not in our bedroom,
you dumb-ass.

420
00:18:40,297 --> 00:18:42,934
I appreciate it, but I think

421
00:18:42,936 --> 00:18:45,840
staying with Leonard and Penny
makes more sense for everyone.

422
00:18:45,842 --> 00:18:47,710
Then it's settled.
And just so you know,

423
00:18:47,712 --> 00:18:48,745
it's only temporary.

424
00:18:48,747 --> 00:18:50,381
I'm not gonna get
too comfortable.

425
00:18:50,383 --> 00:18:51,618
Good.

426
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:54,457
Nobody needs a mooch living
in their house forever.

427
00:18:54,459 --> 00:18:57,162
Hey, that's no way
to talk about your baby.

428
00:19:08,149 --> 00:19:10,686
You know what?
I'm proud of us.

429
00:19:10,688 --> 00:19:13,224
Yeah, with Penny and
Leonard taking in Raj,

430
00:19:13,226 --> 00:19:15,395
and Stuart living with
Howard and Bernadette,

431
00:19:15,397 --> 00:19:17,533
we're the only couple
of our social group

432
00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,369
who doesn't need
to fill the holes

433
00:19:19,371 --> 00:19:21,875
in their relationship
with a third party.

434
00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:23,444
Yup, we're killin' it.

435
00:19:27,113 --> 00:19:33,920
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