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All right, we're
about to go live.

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Everyone on
their A-game!

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Good energy!

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Hello.

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I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

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And I'm
Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.

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And welcome to a
special retrospective,

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where we will take a
look back at the history

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of Fun with Flags on an
episode we're calling...

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"Fun with Flags:
Behind the Flags:

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A Retrospective."

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Mind you, when we say
"behind the flags"

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we don't literally
mean these flags.

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That's just where
we have dinner.

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Now, I'm sure many of you
are wondering

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how Fun with Flags began.

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So let's hear from some
people who were there

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at the very start.

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H-Howard.
Flashback sounds.

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Could have played
that on my harp.

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Just roll the clip.

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So tell us in your own words

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about that magical moment
when Fun with Flags was born.

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I honestly
don't remember.

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Sure you do.

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I was telling you both
the story

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about how Haiti
and Lichtenstein

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discovered they had
the same flag.

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It was at
the Summer Olympics of 1936,

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and two plucky nations...

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Oh, wait. I remember.

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Oh, and do you remember
what you said?

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Yes. "Please find
someone who cares"

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And that's exactly what I did.

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I found a lot
of someones.

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Almost 200.

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Many of them on purpose.

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And now we're going to turn
it over to you, the viewers,

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to call in and share

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your favorite
Fun with Flags moments.

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And-and don't get discouraged
if the phone lines are jammed.

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Just keep trying.

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Oh, thank God!

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Welcome to Fun with Flags!

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Hey, Sheldon.

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Hey, Amy. It's Bert.

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Hello, Bert.

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What is your flag-related
comment or query?

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I have a girlfriend.

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And what does that
have to do with flags?

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Nothing. I just wanted everyone
to know I have a girlfriend.

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Bert, you're
tying up the line.

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My apologies
to all of you

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trying to call in with
legitimate flag comments.

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Ooh, ooh. All right.

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W-We have our next caller.

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Her name's Rebecca.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Should we get lunch or
you want to eat at the zoo?

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"Oh, Howie, I don't need food

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as long as I can
look at my phone".

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I don't like
when you imitate me.

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You want to hear my Stuart?

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"It's been a
while since I've gone on a date.

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You mind if we watch
the monkeys doing it?"

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I said that to you
in confidence.

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This is supposed to be
our family fun day.

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What's so important
on your phone?

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I'm on the day care's
Web site.

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Stop looking at that.
The day care's great.

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It's on campus.

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My office is
two minutes away.

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There's nothing
to worry about.

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What if she likes the people
who work there more than us?

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She already likes soap bubbles
more than us.

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When I go back to work,

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we're gonna leave her
with these people.

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We don't know anything
about them.

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They're highly-trained educators
with background checks.

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They're even required to be
current on all vaccinations.

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You leave her with me,
and I'm not any of those things.

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Where's Howard?

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He took the day off.

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Oh, let's take advantage
of his absence

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and tell the kinds of jokes
only physicists get.

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I'll go first.

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Okay, here. Uh, Heisenberg is
pulled over by a police officer.

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And the policeman says,

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"Did you know you were going
85 miles per hour?"

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And Heisenberg says,

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"Darn it, now I don't know
where I am."

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- So Howard back Monday?
- Yeah.

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Hey, guys.

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Oh, hello.
Hey. Want to join us?

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But he's a geologist,
and I have more physics jokes.

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Oh, quick! Sit!

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So, Sheldon says
you have a new girlfriend.

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Yeah, which he rudely
announced on my flag show.

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People were so
upset about it

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no one else called in
the rest of the night.

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Sorry. I couldn't help myself.

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I guess I just love love.

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Well, I'm very
happy for you.

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Hey, we're all having
dinner tonight.

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Why don't the two
of you join us?

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Yeah, wh... Hold on.

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We don't know anything
about this woman.

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What do you want to know?

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Is she a geologist?

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No.
Oh, great. See you at 7:00.

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How about after this
we go see the exotic bird show?

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Not a good idea.

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My hair is a coveted
nesting material.

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Learning anything?

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Well, sloth babies cling
to their mothers' bodies

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for almost a year.

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I'm going back to work
after only four months,

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so I've learned I hate
myself, I hate sloths,

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and I hate you for
bringing me here.

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Me I get, but that sloth
is pretty cute.

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It's not just the sloth.

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Polar bears nurse their cubs
for almost eight months.

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The orangutan mother builds her
baby a new home every night.

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And what do I do? I choose
my career over my child!

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Told you we should
have gone to Legoland.

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Can't believe Bert has
a girlfriend and I don't.

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I thought you were
taking a break from women

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to focus on your career.

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Oh, grow up.

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Don't you have
any friends he can date?

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Hey, I already set up
Howard and Bernadette.

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It's your turn to ruin
some poor girl's life.

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Oh, hey, guys. Come in.

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Thanks.

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Everyone,

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this is Rebecca.
Hi.

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Hey.

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She's younger and far more
attractive than he is.

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They're copying you two.

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What are you making?

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Chicken.

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Birds mess with my hair,
I come back hard.

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Finally get Halley down?

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Yeah, eventually.

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She's still not happy about
taking a bottle, though.

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Look, if you're not
ready to go back to work,

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we'll figure
something out.

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No, I'll be fine.

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It might be
good for her.

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Howard's mother was around him
all the time,

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and he's a world-class
mama's boy.

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I mean, wh-why
would you say that?

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Go ahead, have a tantrum;
that'll prove me wrong.

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It would be nice to raise Halley
to be a little more independent

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than you were.

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I guess.

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It wasn't until college
that I learned

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you can put a thermometer
in your mouth.

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On that charming note,
dinner is served.

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So is this your first time
dating a scientist?

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'Cause I'm thinking of starting
a support group.

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Actually, I'm not new to this.

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I was engaged
to a Scientologist.

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Bert, Rebecca.

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I'd like to apologize for my
insensitive comment earlier.

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Don't worry about it.
It's fine.

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See? It was fine.

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I didn't need a time-out.

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It wasn't a time-out.
Let's get some food.

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You made me sit on the stairs
and think about what I did.

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Get your food!

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So how did you two meet?

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Oh, it's such
a cute story.

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We met on
a dating Web site.

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Is that it?

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Oh, sorry. The end.

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That's nice.

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I haven't had much success
meeting people online.

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I didn't either, until
I revamped my profile.

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What'd you do,
delete your photo?

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Go.
Fine.

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And don't you slam that door.

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Aw, man.

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Did I say something wrong?

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No, it's always him.

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So, Bert, you were telling us
how you updated your profile?

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Right. I wasn't getting any
responses, and then I added,

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"Recent $625,000
MacArthur grant winner",

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and five minutes later,

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I met my soul mate.

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I was wrong.
You can come back in.

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So, Rebecca, how did you become
a personal trainer?

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I came to Los Angeles
to be an actress,

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and things
didn't really work out.

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I'd say she's copying you
again, but...

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I'm getting tired
of sitting in the hall.

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I'd love a personal trainer.

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I haven't seen my abs
since they opened a Shake Shack

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on my drive home.

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I could give you
some free sessions.

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Oh, is that offer
for everybody?

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Nice try.

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I'm not going.

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Where's your bathroom?

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Mm, just down there.

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She's so perfect, sometimes
I think she isn't real.

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And then she goes to
the bathroom, and I know she is.

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Aw, that's so weird.

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I'm sorry, Bert,

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but aren't you worried she's
only with you for your money?

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She better be.
On our first date,

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I bought her
an 80-inch flat-screen.

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Your first date?

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Did you even
measure her walls?

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You know, on
our first date,

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Leonard used a coupon
to buy me a pretzel.

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And we lived
happily ever after.

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The end.

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Well, guess
I'm ready to go.

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Have a great first day back.

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You have everything
she needs for day care?

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Yep, all in the bag.

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Good.

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Okay, sweetie,

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Mommy's gonna go to work now,
so you have fun today.

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I told her if day care
is anything like prison,

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find the biggest baby
and knock him out.

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Bye, cutie.

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I'm gonna miss you.

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I'm gonna be
waiting right here tonight

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when you get home.

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Stop, you're gonna
make me cry.

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Great, now everybody's crying.

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At least Halley's not.

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That's good.

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She's not gonna see us all day,
and she doesn't even care!

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Who's ready to laugh?

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Okay. So...

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Feynman, Einstein
and Schrodinger walk into a bar.

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Feynman says,

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"It appears
we're inside a joke."

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Einstein replies,
"But only to an observer

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who saw us walk in
simultaneously."

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To which
Schrodinger says,

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"If someone's looking
in the window, I'm leaving."

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That's
actually funny.

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You should send that
to Jimmy Fallon.

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Hey.

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Oh, hello. Join us.
Hey. Yeah.

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Hey, sorry if last night
was awkward.

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Actually, it got me thinking

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that I shouldn't flaunt my money
to find love.

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I might break up with Rebecca.

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Wow, that's a big step.

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I think it shows
a lot of character.

256
00:13:01,119 --> 00:13:03,238
I'm gonna hold out
and see if I can find

257
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,493
a hot young blonde
who likes me for me.

258
00:13:05,495 --> 00:13:07,998
That's a good one.

259
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,843
Okay, now, Leonard,
you tell a joke.

260
00:13:17,903 --> 00:13:19,521
How's she doing?

261
00:13:19,523 --> 00:13:21,492
She's great. Look.

262
00:13:21,494 --> 00:13:23,830
I see a wall...

263
00:13:23,832 --> 00:13:25,199
floor...

264
00:13:25,201 --> 00:13:27,203
some Asian baby...

265
00:13:27,205 --> 00:13:28,873
There she is.

266
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,094
See? Nothing to worry about.

267
00:13:31,096 --> 00:13:32,631
Thank you.

268
00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:34,267
Okay, I'm gonna try
and get some work done.

269
00:13:34,269 --> 00:13:36,304
Yeah, me, too. Love you.

270
00:13:36,306 --> 00:13:38,191
Love you, too. Bye.

271
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,042
How is she?

272
00:13:51,336 --> 00:13:52,804
What are you doing here?

273
00:13:52,806 --> 00:13:55,393
Can't a guy hang out
at a college he doesn't go to

274
00:13:55,395 --> 00:13:57,647
and stare at a baby
that isn't his?

275
00:13:57,649 --> 00:14:00,486
I get it.

276
00:14:00,488 --> 00:14:03,693
I haven't even made
it to my office yet.

277
00:14:09,373 --> 00:14:12,844
Is it weird if we just stand
here and watch her all day?

278
00:14:12,846 --> 00:14:15,048
Probably.

279
00:14:17,305 --> 00:14:18,940
We should go.

280
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,025
Yeah.

281
00:14:22,315 --> 00:14:24,818
Or we could take her
to the aquarium.

282
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,956
I'll get her,
you grab her bag.

283
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:30,630
Hang on, Halley,
we're busting you out of there!

284
00:14:32,836 --> 00:14:35,255
What are you looking at?

285
00:14:35,257 --> 00:14:37,394
Comments from our Behind
the Flags retrospective.

286
00:14:37,396 --> 00:14:39,096
Get this, people
are calling it

287
00:14:39,098 --> 00:14:42,437
"the longest one yet"

288
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,760
Hello? Anybody home?

289
00:14:45,762 --> 00:14:46,829
Is that Bert?

290
00:14:46,831 --> 00:14:47,897
It's Bert.

291
00:14:47,899 --> 00:14:50,370
I think it's Bert.

292
00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:53,208
Hey, what's up?

293
00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:55,012
I broke up with Rebecca.

294
00:14:55,014 --> 00:14:56,347
- Oh.
- Oh.

295
00:14:56,349 --> 00:14:57,934
You know, good for you.

296
00:14:57,936 --> 00:15:00,138
No, I miss her.

297
00:15:00,140 --> 00:15:02,176
I don't know why
I listened to you.

298
00:15:02,178 --> 00:15:04,398
He's not wrong.

299
00:15:06,119 --> 00:15:09,374
It was your crackpot idea
that he deserves love.

300
00:15:10,428 --> 00:15:12,714
You know, you need to start
raising your hand

301
00:15:12,716 --> 00:15:13,883
before you speak.

302
00:15:16,106 --> 00:15:17,924
Yes, starting now.

303
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,264
Bert, you're a good guy;
you deserve a woman

304
00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:23,268
who's interested in
more than just your money.

305
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,272
She was also interested
in walking around my house

306
00:15:25,274 --> 00:15:26,408
in her underwear.

307
00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:29,765
Now the only one
doing that is me.

308
00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:34,958
If you're that upset,
go get her back.

309
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,010
I tried.

310
00:15:36,012 --> 00:15:37,797
She's not answering my calls.

311
00:15:37,799 --> 00:15:41,220
Which really hurts
because I bought her that phone.

312
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,861
I made a huge mistake.

313
00:15:44,863 --> 00:15:46,280
No, you didn't.

314
00:15:46,282 --> 00:15:48,619
Okay? Look, Bert,
when I had money,

315
00:15:48,621 --> 00:15:50,990
I dated lots of girls
who weren't right for me.

316
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,544
And then I gave
up my money,

317
00:15:52,546 --> 00:15:54,664
and now I'm alone and
living with my friends,

318
00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:58,321
and somebody else should
probably talk now.

319
00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:01,678
Look, sweetie,

320
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,399
relationships
aren't about money, okay?

321
00:16:03,401 --> 00:16:05,486
It's about respect
and having things in common

322
00:16:05,488 --> 00:16:07,039
and...

323
00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:08,526
Yes, Sheldon?

324
00:16:08,528 --> 00:16:10,363
You and Leonard
don't have anything in common.

325
00:16:10,365 --> 00:16:12,450
Maybe you should break up.

326
00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:15,840
You called on him.

327
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:22,554
Guess who's home from day care?

328
00:16:24,225 --> 00:16:26,310
It's Halley.

329
00:16:26,312 --> 00:16:27,530
Unless somebody else put an "X"

330
00:16:27,532 --> 00:16:30,235
on the bottom
of their kid's foot.

331
00:16:30,237 --> 00:16:32,907
You realize they called
when you took her.

332
00:16:35,582 --> 00:16:39,421
Guess who's
home from the aquarium?

333
00:16:42,278 --> 00:16:44,146
Sorry again
for barging in.

334
00:16:44,148 --> 00:16:46,100
You don't have to go.
You're welcome to hang with us.

335
00:16:46,102 --> 00:16:49,106
Actually, our friendship
group is at capacity.

336
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:52,947
But if anybody drops out,
you're at the top of the list.

337
00:16:54,503 --> 00:16:55,786
Unless it's Raj,

338
00:16:55,788 --> 00:16:58,943
in which case, we'll probably
get a person of color.

339
00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:03,852
You guys are nice,
but I'm just gonna

340
00:17:03,854 --> 00:17:07,810
buy Rebecca a Jet Ski
and see if that gets her back.

341
00:17:07,812 --> 00:17:10,950
I feel bad for Bert.

342
00:17:10,952 --> 00:17:13,372
So he's using his money
to attract a mate.

343
00:17:13,374 --> 00:17:15,493
Is that any different
than me using my intelligence

344
00:17:15,495 --> 00:17:16,712
to attract Amy?

345
00:17:16,714 --> 00:17:20,001
Or Leonard using his power
of groveling to get Penny?

346
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:22,724
It's totally different.

347
00:17:22,726 --> 00:17:23,976
Bert's money might run out,

348
00:17:23,978 --> 00:17:26,515
but I can beg
until the end of time.

349
00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:31,858
All that
and he's shorter than me.

350
00:17:34,165 --> 00:17:37,870
Sheldon, what did Amy have
that attracted you?

351
00:17:37,872 --> 00:17:39,724
Oh, so many things.

352
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,296
Her mind, her kindness,

353
00:17:42,298 --> 00:17:45,135
and especially her body.

354
00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:46,220
Really?

355
00:17:46,222 --> 00:17:48,257
Relax.
We're the same blood type.

356
00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:51,398
He knew he could
harvest an organ.

357
00:18:00,285 --> 00:18:02,037
She does look happy.

358
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,576
See? This is
the right thing for her.

359
00:18:04,578 --> 00:18:06,847
Let's all just
go to work.

360
00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:14,729
Anytime.

361
00:18:14,731 --> 00:18:18,119
Let me just say good-bye.

362
00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:21,960
Halley. Look at Mommy.

363
00:18:22,798 --> 00:18:24,666
Over here, honey.

364
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,424
Say good-bye to Mommy!

365
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,761
Look at me!

366
00:18:30,763 --> 00:18:32,816
Look at your mother!

367
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:38,026
All right, we can go.

368
00:18:41,284 --> 00:18:42,635
Hello.

369
00:18:42,637 --> 00:18:44,205
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

370
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,142
And I'm
Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.

371
00:18:46,144 --> 00:18:47,712
Based on the
glowing reception

372
00:18:47,714 --> 00:18:50,250
of our recent Behind
the Flags retrospective,

373
00:18:50,252 --> 00:18:53,156
we thought you might like to
see how it all came together.

374
00:18:53,158 --> 00:18:56,563
So welcome
to tonight's episode...

375
00:18:56,565 --> 00:18:57,966
Fun with Flags:

376
00:18:57,968 --> 00:18:59,953
Behind the
Behind the Flags:

377
00:18:59,955 --> 00:19:02,124
A Retrospective Retrospective.

378
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,299
Ooh, we already have
our first call.

379
00:19:06,301 --> 00:19:07,835
Oh.

380
00:19:07,837 --> 00:19:10,508
Hello, you're on
Fun with Flags.

381
00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:12,462
The Jet Ski worked.
I got her back.

382
00:19:14,605 --> 00:19:21,412
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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