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Previously on
The Big Bang Theory...

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What's this?
Oh, nothing,

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just some math we don't need.

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This is a different approach.

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You trying to get the
guidance system even smaller?

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It's just a... theory.

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Well, it's not even worked out.

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Oh.

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I want this.

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Uh, but we've already met
the agreed upon specs.

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Going smaller
would require

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weeks' worth
of new computations.

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So get the kid
with the two shirts to do it.

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Sir, I mean,
if I may,

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uh, we've put a lot
of thought and effort

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into this current prototype.

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It's a really
elegant solution,

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and most
importantly, it works.

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You both make excellent points.

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And thank you for presenting
it so articulately.

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Make this.

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Champagne,

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champagne,
Thank you.

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and for the world's tallest
second grader, apple juice.

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No bendy straw, some party.

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Hey, a-a toast.

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Thank you all for
your support

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while we worked on our
Air Force project.

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And please know that

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we could not have
done it without you,

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so cheers.

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Cheers.

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You know, it's nice of
you to acknowledge us,

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but this is your
accomplishment.

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Yeah, you guys did
this all on your own.

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Without me.

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To success without Raj.

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So what happens next?

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Phase two,

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we test it,
perfect it,

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and hope to live long
enough to see the movie

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based on our lives starring
more attractive versions of us.

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Yeah, I'll definitely
live long enough...

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vitamin C.

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First thing tomorrow
morning, we're back at it.

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Without me.

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I hope his character doesn't
make it into the movie;

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he's kind of a bummer.

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Leonard Hofstadter.

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Access granted.

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Hmm. I don't care if this
thing's burning out my retinas;

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it makes me feel special.

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Now, before we field test,
I think we...

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What the hell?

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Where is everything?

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Who else has access
to this room?

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It's a secure lab
in a classified facility;

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only the U.S. government and us.

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This is very disconcerting.

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But the movie did just get good.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Sir, I-I-I'm sorry
but I just don't get it.

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Y-You came into our lab

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in the middle of the night
and took our prototype

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and all of our research
and didn't even tell us?

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Sounds like you get it.

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Well, why would
you do that?

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You guys completed phase one,
we'll take it from here.

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Where did
you move it?

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I can't tell you that.

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Are you implementing phase two?

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I can't tell you that.

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Wait, so you're just
going to take all the work

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we've done for the last
year and toss us aside?

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That one I can tell you, yes.

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This is
all very upsetting.

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I'm sorry to hear that.

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As you know,

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the primary focus of
the United States military

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is people's feelings.

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If that's sarcasm,
please save it for our enemies.

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Well, I may be
moving out soon.

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I think I found
a place to live.

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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

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Really?

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You kept sending me
apartment listings.

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Um... well, I...

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yeah, you got me.

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Where are you moving?

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And when? But a-also where?

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Bert has a room for rent.

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So you're gonna be
roommates with Bert?

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Uh, no, it's, uh,
pretty private, actually,

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it's over his garage.

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So the only time I'll see him
is when he pulls his car in,

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does his laundry or practices
drums in my dining room.

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Well, good for you.
Mm-hmm.

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I actually have
a little news myself.

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Okay, we're just gonna circle
back to when he's moving out?

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Okay, that's cool.

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I was, uh, asked to be
a visiting researcher

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at Princeton.

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- Hey, that's amazing.
- Good for you. - Congratulations.

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Thanks, but the thing is
I'll be gone for a few months

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and I don't know how Sheldon's
gonna feel about that.

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Oh, come on, he's a grown man,
he can take care of himself.

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You really believe that?

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Once again, you got me.

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How can you work
on something for a year

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and they just take it?

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I can't believe the Air Force
would treat us like that.

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You know, I have a good mind
to stop paying my taxes.

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It's too bad I enjoy
doing them so much.

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The Air Force did it again.

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They're erasing our lives!

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Third floor,
wrong apartment.

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Although, if anyone's gonna
clean out your apartment

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and disappear,
it'd be Penny.

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She might disappear,

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but she's definitely
not cleaning anything.

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It's okay, everything's here.

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Oh, hey,
what's going on?

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You won't believe it;

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the military
confiscated our project.

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What?
You're kidding.

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Why would they do that?

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They wouldn't say.

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I feel so betrayed.

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You know, all my life I thought
Uncle Sam was a friendly uncle

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who brought you presents.

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Turns out he's
the other kind.

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Sheldon, I'm so sorry.

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Thank you. Can we just
talk about something else?

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Yeah, what's going on
with you guys?

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Give us some good news.

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Amy's got some news.

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Yeah, um...

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Raj is moving out.

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Oh, no.

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When?

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You doing okay?

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Not really.

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Want me to put on
some Neil Diamond?

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That always makes
you feel better.

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No.

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Then you'll get all sexed up
and I'm not in the mood.

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I mean, an entire
year wasted.

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You might be forgetting another
accomplishment of the past year.

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Oh. Yeah, yeah, we brought
life into the world.

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Really?

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That's the importance
you put on us having a baby?

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I'm happy about it, but, I mean,
it's not like I did much.

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I mean, after
the first three minutes

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it was pretty much all you.

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So, did you tell him
about Princeton yet?

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No, I'm waiting till
he's in a good mood.

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Oh, sweetie,
you might not live that long.

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I don't know,
maybe I shouldn't go.

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Oh, stop it, he'll be fine.

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I guess. And he'll have you and
Leonard right across the hall

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the whole time.

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Oh, damn, wait, you know,
maybe you shouldn't go...

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Got to go.

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Morning.

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I apologize for exceeding
my allotted bathroom time.

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Are you feeling okay?

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Not really.

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Apparently grief can
make one less regular.

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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

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No, I sat and I sat,
but to no avail.

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Oh, the-the more details,
the more sorry.

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Well, maybe this'll
cheer you up.

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I made your favorite oatmeal...

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plain.

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What's the occasion?

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No occasion, I just wanted
to do something nice for you.

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You're so kind.

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You know, I don't know how
I ever got by without you.

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Oh.

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That's sweet, but you...
you did just fine on your own.

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Well, I thought that, too,

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but I've come to realize, I am
completely dependent on you.

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Sheldon, you're,
you're being silly.

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No, to wake up every morning
and know you're there

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is a great comfort to me.

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Mmm, tasteless.

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How do you do it?

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You know, what you need to do is

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put this Air Force
project behind you

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and just dive
into something new.

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Well, there is our
quantum cognition experiment.

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You and I could spend
more time on that.

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Oh, I don't know,

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I mean, let's say
we succeed in proving

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that our consciousness
creates reality.

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I mean, what will we have
really accomplished?

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You know, a loaf of bread's
still three bucks.

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I'm confused.

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You're always saying that you
want to spend more time with me.

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That is true, I have said that.

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Well, a lot, it's very annoying.

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Has something changed?

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Um, is there something
that you're not telling me?

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I was offered a summer research
fellowship at Princeton.

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Princeton?

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A fine institution.

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The place where
Albert Einstein taught.

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And where Leonard got his PhD,

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so it may have gone downhill.

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Yeah, that's the one.

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Well, that's wonderful.

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Congratulations.

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Well, I-I haven't
accepted it yet.

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I wanted to talk
to you first.

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Wh-What is there to talk about?

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You have to take it.
It's important.

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So are you.

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Thank you, but I'll be fine.

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Are-are you sure?

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Yes. I may have lost my guidance
system and my girlfriend,

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but I still have a colon
full of yesterday's meals

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to keep me company.

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Although, thanks to your
high-fiber breakfast,

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I'm sure that'll be
leaving me, too.

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Really?

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He doesn't put raisins
or banana slices

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or anything in it?

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I don't think plain oatmeal
was the point of that story.

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I mean, I like a
little brown sugar...

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Guys.

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You're still
gonna go, right?

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I don't know.

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00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:12,044
Sheldon's so vulnerable
right now.

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Oh, come on. Look,
if the roles were reversed,

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he'd be on the first train
to New Jersey,

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or the second train if there
were teenagers on the first one.

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Well, distance
might be nice.

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The last time a big project
ended for Howie,

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he wouldn't stop
following me around.

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He even went with me
to get a mammogram.

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Well, what's wrong with that?

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No, he wanted
to get one with me,

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like some kind of weird
couple's massage.

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And yet you bore his child.
Neato.

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You're excited about
this opportunity, right?

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Of course. I get to be part
of the first team

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to use radon markers
to map the structures that...

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Okay, a simple yes will do.

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You have to go.

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I know, but what
if Sheldon...

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Okay, listen to me.
Your relationship can handle

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being long distance for a while.

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It's not like you two
are very physical.

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Hey, you don't know what
goes on behind closed doors.

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A lot of lectures?

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All right, so you know.

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I'm telling you,
if you don't go

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you'll end up
regretting it.

259
00:11:06,722 --> 00:11:07,722
Hey!

260
00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:10,160
Wait up!
Oh, great.

261
00:11:12,066 --> 00:11:14,201
You left something at home.

262
00:11:14,203 --> 00:11:15,237
A big hug!
Oh!

263
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,746
I found it right next
to these kisses.

264
00:11:21,385 --> 00:11:22,686
It's too late for me.

265
00:11:22,688 --> 00:11:24,356
Save yourself.

266
00:11:26,696 --> 00:11:29,466
So, are you excited to have
your own place again?

267
00:11:29,468 --> 00:11:31,937
I am, but I'll miss you guys.

268
00:11:31,939 --> 00:11:33,306
Ah, we'll miss you, too.

269
00:11:33,308 --> 00:11:36,947
Wha... you could try
saying that without smiling.

270
00:11:36,949 --> 00:11:40,421
I'm trying. This is
the best I can do.

271
00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,142
What are you doing?

272
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,447
What does it look like?

273
00:11:53,449 --> 00:11:56,152
I'm playing sad harmonica...

274
00:11:56,154 --> 00:11:58,858
in an apartment
as empty as my heart.

275
00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:01,062
Why?

276
00:12:01,064 --> 00:12:03,667
I got the blues.

277
00:12:03,669 --> 00:12:05,805
My baby done left me.

278
00:12:05,807 --> 00:12:08,944
Come on, Sheldon.

279
00:12:08,946 --> 00:12:11,048
Amy's only gone
for a few months.

280
00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:13,587
And now that I'm moving out,
your old room is empty,

281
00:12:13,589 --> 00:12:15,056
so you can stay there
whenever you want.

282
00:12:15,058 --> 00:12:17,862
Uh, could I talk to you
in the hall for a sec?

283
00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:19,198
Yeah, sure.

284
00:12:25,447 --> 00:12:26,747
Sheldon, you're being silly.

285
00:12:26,749 --> 00:12:28,417
Am I?

286
00:12:28,419 --> 00:12:30,488
Yesterday
I had an Air Force project,

287
00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:31,790
a girlfriend who lived with me,

288
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:35,030
and my good friend Raj
right across the hall.

289
00:12:35,032 --> 00:12:37,368
Do you really care
about that last one?

290
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:40,708
No, but that list was sounding
a little thin.

291
00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:44,181
Instead of dwelling on the
negative, think about this.

292
00:12:44,183 --> 00:12:47,221
Your girlfriend was given
an amazing opportunity,

293
00:12:47,223 --> 00:12:49,091
which gives you
an opportunity

294
00:12:49,093 --> 00:12:52,398
to show her that you're a loving
and supportive boyfriend.

295
00:12:53,235 --> 00:12:56,373
So trick her.

296
00:12:57,209 --> 00:13:00,080
All right, let me start again.

297
00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:02,552
Uh... you and Amy...

298
00:13:02,554 --> 00:13:03,787
Can I get my stuff?

299
00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:07,160
Sounds like it's
gonna be a while.

300
00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:15,711
I missed you.

301
00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:17,849
Come here, let's talk.

302
00:13:17,851 --> 00:13:20,120
Ooh. Sounds serious.

303
00:13:20,122 --> 00:13:21,557
Have I been a bad boy?

304
00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:22,592
Am I gonna get a spanking

305
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:25,565
'cause you know I...
Just listen.

306
00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:27,569
I don't know if
you realize this,

307
00:13:27,571 --> 00:13:30,641
but whenever you're
between projects,

308
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,112
you tend to get a
little insecure.

309
00:13:33,114 --> 00:13:34,683
Oh.
A little clingy.

310
00:13:34,685 --> 00:13:37,220
I know and I'm sorry.

311
00:13:37,222 --> 00:13:39,224
Oh, oh, oh, okay, stop.

312
00:13:39,226 --> 00:13:41,797
Stop.

313
00:13:41,799 --> 00:13:43,734
I love when you're
affectionate,

314
00:13:43,736 --> 00:13:46,172
but this is not coming
from a good place.

315
00:13:46,174 --> 00:13:48,076
Well, excuse me,

316
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,448
but what did you do when you
worked on that allergy drug

317
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:53,119
for two years and the FDA
shut down your project?

318
00:13:53,121 --> 00:13:57,562
I signed us up for
ballroom dance class.

319
00:13:58,399 --> 00:14:00,701
Okay, and what did you do

320
00:14:00,703 --> 00:14:03,540
when they took you
off the antifungal team?

321
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:07,582
I made us have a baby.

322
00:14:07,584 --> 00:14:10,788
So?

323
00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:12,625
Bring it in.

324
00:14:14,765 --> 00:14:18,771
And now the movie
just got rated "R."

325
00:14:22,312 --> 00:14:23,547
Hey.

326
00:14:23,549 --> 00:14:25,150
You going somewhere?

327
00:14:25,152 --> 00:14:30,494
No, but you are, so I got
you this as a present.

328
00:14:30,496 --> 00:14:32,799
Sheldon, that isn't necessary.

329
00:14:32,801 --> 00:14:34,101
No, it is.

330
00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:35,471
Leonard pointed out to me

331
00:14:35,473 --> 00:14:38,309
that I'm not always a loving
and supportive boyfriend,

332
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:42,685
so here's some
quality luggage.

333
00:14:42,687 --> 00:14:44,789
Thank you.

334
00:14:44,791 --> 00:14:47,595
The salesman said it could
survive a plane crash, so...

335
00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:52,872
Perhaps you should fly
inside it.

336
00:14:57,149 --> 00:14:59,519
Does this mean you're
okay with me going?

337
00:14:59,521 --> 00:15:01,556
Well, I'm not looking
forward to it,

338
00:15:01,558 --> 00:15:04,094
but it is a wonderful
opportunity

339
00:15:04,096 --> 00:15:05,931
and you need to take it.

340
00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:08,136
Besides, Princeton
is in New Jersey,

341
00:15:08,138 --> 00:15:11,576
so it's not like you're
gonna want to stay.

342
00:15:17,122 --> 00:15:20,093
Uh, I know it's
not your birthday,

343
00:15:20,095 --> 00:15:21,061
but if you're
interested...

344
00:15:21,063 --> 00:15:22,698
I am.
Okay.

345
00:15:24,671 --> 00:15:26,740
Oh, and just to be clear,

346
00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:30,414
I'm not being intimate with you
in order to keep you from going.

347
00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:32,385
I wasn't thinking that.

348
00:15:32,387 --> 00:15:34,889
Well, no, it's just, I'm
just warning you, you know,

349
00:15:34,891 --> 00:15:37,294
if you find yourself
3,000 miles away

350
00:15:37,296 --> 00:15:40,066
and craving a-a hit
of this, you know...

351
00:15:41,304 --> 00:15:44,341
I can't Skype it to you.

352
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:48,750
That's a risk
I'm willing to take.

353
00:15:48,752 --> 00:15:50,286
All right, then.

354
00:15:50,288 --> 00:15:54,294
Let's go to the bedroom,
remove our clothes,

355
00:15:54,296 --> 00:15:55,631
fold them neatly...

356
00:15:57,269 --> 00:16:01,108
and engage in
frenzied lovemaking.

357
00:16:03,816 --> 00:16:06,285
What if we don't fold
our clothes at all?

358
00:16:06,287 --> 00:16:08,824
I d... or...

359
00:16:08,826 --> 00:16:11,463
what if we fold them?

360
00:16:13,669 --> 00:16:14,969
Well, here's your key back.

361
00:16:14,971 --> 00:16:16,439
Thank you.

362
00:16:16,441 --> 00:16:18,309
As soon as I have the place set
up I'm gonna have you guys over.

363
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,179
Oh, we would love that.

364
00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:21,549
I really can't thank you
enough for taking me in.

365
00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:24,889
You know, I was in a pretty
low place in my life, and...

366
00:16:24,891 --> 00:16:28,830
Oh, Amy,
you naughty vixen.

367
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:36,413
Anyway, uh,
as I was saying,

368
00:16:36,415 --> 00:16:39,184
I was at a pretty low place
in my life and, uh,

369
00:16:39,186 --> 00:16:40,721
if it wasn't for friends
like you...

370
00:16:40,723 --> 00:16:42,190
My goodness,
that form of stimulation

371
00:16:42,192 --> 00:16:43,393
is highly efficient.

372
00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:50,239
I can't compete
with that. Bye.

373
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,549
Should we give them
their privacy?

374
00:16:54,551 --> 00:16:58,255
I want to,
but I don't think I can.

375
00:16:58,257 --> 00:17:00,226
Whoopee!
Okay, I'm good now.

376
00:17:06,698 --> 00:17:08,332
Okay, the car is waiting.

377
00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:09,936
Do you want
to walk me downstairs?

378
00:17:09,938 --> 00:17:11,038
Of course.

379
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,675
Here, here, let me.

380
00:17:12,677 --> 00:17:14,946
I've been doing a little
research on New Jersey,

381
00:17:14,948 --> 00:17:16,516
and I was delighted to learn

382
00:17:16,518 --> 00:17:18,754
that their chief
agricultural product

383
00:17:18,756 --> 00:17:20,591
is sod.

384
00:17:20,593 --> 00:17:23,095
- Is it?
- Hmm, yes.

385
00:17:23,097 --> 00:17:28,139
Yeah, perhaps I've been harder
on them than they deserve.

386
00:17:28,141 --> 00:17:30,176
Do you think it's possible

387
00:17:30,178 --> 00:17:33,450
you might enjoy being
on your own for a little while?

388
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,186
It's hard to say.

389
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,190
I've never really lived
by myself.

390
00:17:37,192 --> 00:17:40,664
What if I become
strange and eccentric?

391
00:17:45,308 --> 00:17:47,010
I'll love you no matter what.

392
00:17:48,515 --> 00:17:52,421
Howard Hughes saved his
urine in milk bottles.

393
00:17:54,326 --> 00:17:57,731
We'll cross that bridge
when we come to it.

394
00:17:57,733 --> 00:18:00,431
And you'll text me when
you arrive at the airport?

395
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,272
I will.

396
00:18:01,273 --> 00:18:03,008
- And when you're at the gate?
- Uh-huh.

397
00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,712
And if you see any actors
from Game of Thrones

398
00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:06,749
in first class?

399
00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:08,837
I don't know what they
look like, but sure.

400
00:18:08,861 --> 00:18:09,423
Oh.

401
00:18:09,424 --> 00:18:11,421
And don't forget to Skype
me when you arrive.

402
00:18:11,445 --> 00:18:12,061
I won't.

403
00:18:12,062 --> 00:18:13,463
- And every morning.
- Got it.

404
00:18:13,465 --> 00:18:15,701
Now of course, my
9:00 a.m. Is your noon,

405
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,270
so let's avoid the
whole "good morning,"

406
00:18:17,272 --> 00:18:18,373
"good afternoon" minefield,

407
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:20,209
and let's just say,
"Hello."

408
00:18:20,211 --> 00:18:22,146
Good thinking.

409
00:18:22,148 --> 00:18:24,217
And just remember,
I am proud of you

410
00:18:24,219 --> 00:18:27,323
and I support you
in all that you do.

411
00:18:27,325 --> 00:18:29,094
Thank you.
That means a lot.

412
00:18:29,096 --> 00:18:30,364
Oh, and one last thing.

413
00:18:30,366 --> 00:18:32,835
If you find yourself working
with a male scientist

414
00:18:32,837 --> 00:18:36,910
who's as smart as me, as tall
as me and has hair like Thor,

415
00:18:36,912 --> 00:18:39,482
well, then I want you to
step away from the situation

416
00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:40,485
and call me immediately.

417
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:49,127
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