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Previously on
The Big Bang Theory...

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I was offered a summer research
fellowship at Princeton.

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Princeton.

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A fine institution.

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The place where
Albert Einstein taught,

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and where Leonard got his PhD,

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so it may have gone downhill.

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And just remember,
I'm proud of you.

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And I support you
in all that you do.

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Thank you.

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That means a lot.

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Oh, and one last thing.

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If you find yourself
working with a male scientist,

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who's as smart as
me, as tall as me,

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and has hair like Thor,

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well, then, I want you to
step away from the situation

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and call me immediately.

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How are you settling in?

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Pretty well.

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Princeton has
a beautiful campus.

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Now, I've learned some fun facts
about New Jersey

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to help you make small talk.

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Would you like to know

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the state bird
or the murder rate?

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They're both shocking.

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Actually, I want to hear
about you.

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How are things at home?

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Well, I'm a lot less likely
to see an Eastern Goldfinch

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or be murdered,
I'll tell you that.

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I miss you.

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I miss you, too.

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It's so strange, earlier today
I ended a sentence

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with a preposition

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and you weren't there
to correct my grammar.

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I'm sorry you had
to go through that.

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In fact,

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that's when
I started to really miss you.

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You know you just split
an infinitive.

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Did I?

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Are you gonna teach me a lesson?

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I am.

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It is naughty to put an adverb

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between the word "to"
and the verb stem.

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What are you gonna do about it?

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I'm going to admonish you.

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Vigorously?

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That's the only kind
of admonishing I do.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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How's Sheldon doing
with Amy gone?

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Well, the last three nights

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I've had to take him
to get a haircut,

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to the train store,
and to a Walgreens in Arcadia

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where they still have
the "good ibuprofen."

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Now ask me how I'm doing
with Amy gone.

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How are you doing with...
Shut up.

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If you'd like,
we can help you out.

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Oh, that would be great.

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I mean, not me,
I've got a wife and child,

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but this one posts video of
himself flossing on Instagram.

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It was a tutorial.

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And yes, I'm happy to keep
Sheldon company.

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Great. Tonight he wants to
look at ladders at Home Depot.

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Oh, why does he need a ladder?

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He doesn't; he just
likes looking at them.

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Bring a book.

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Gentlemen.

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You may remember Dr. Nowitzki,

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She's back at Caltech
for her postdoc.

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- Hello.
- Hello. - Hi.

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Oh, let me bring
a chair for you.

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Oh, thanks.

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Dr. Nowitzki's
going to tell me

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about the work
she did at CERN:

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And she brought me this
duty-free Toblerone.

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Oh. I love those.

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Let's sit somewhere else.

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What just happened?

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A stranger just lured Sheldon
away with a candy bar.

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Wait, isn't she the grad student
that used to follow him around?

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Oh, yeah.

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Back before he hit puberty
and grew man parts.

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So what do you guys
think that's about?

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Knowing Sheldon, nothing.

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So, tell me about your
scalar dark energy experiment.

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Not 'til you tell me
about your latest paper

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on quantum loop theory.

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Oh. You must be one of those
dessert before dinner people.

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He just made her laugh,
something's wrong.

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Do you see the way
she's looking at him?

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Yeah. Like Bernadette
used to look at me.

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I keep telling you,
close the bathroom door.

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Ah, did you see that?

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She just touched his hand
and he didn't swat it away.

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What is happening?

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Okay, the simplest explanation
is usually the right one.

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Which is?

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That ain't Sheldon.

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Not only did
they eat together,

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Leonard said he
made her laugh.

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That's nothing,

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Howie said
she touched his hand.

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Did he Purell?

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No.

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I cannot believe Leonard

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mentioned the Toblerone
but left that part out.

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Should we call Amy?

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I don't know; we shouldn't worry
her if it's nothing.

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I guess we could wait till
we have more information

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about this girl.
Yeah.

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Do you think living with Amy

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has somehow stirred up
Sheldon's...

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sexual appetite?

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Ugh.

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How can you think that?

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Why would you even
put those words together?

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All right,
then we agree.

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He's not making
any moves,

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it's this
Dr. Ramona chick.

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Nowitzki. I Googled her,
she's pretty cute.

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Really? All I
got from Leonard

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was the Toblerone bar had nuts.

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And get this,

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I saw an articulating ladder

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with dual-leg leveling,
which delivers stability

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and adaptability
to uneven terrain.

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Sounds like a big night.

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Yeah. Raj made the funniest
joke, he said,

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"Which is the best ladder to use
to hang myself?"

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So you're keeping busy?
You're not lonely?

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Oh, not at all.

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I've had outings with Leonard
and Raj in the evening,

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and... oh, I had lunch
with Dr. Nowitzki.

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Who's he?

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Oh, Dr. Nowitzki is a woman.

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Oh. Really?

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Uh, when did you meet her?

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Many years ago.

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Back when she was
a grad student.

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She's always been
a huge fan of my work,

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and now she's doing
research at Caltech.

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Huge fan, you say?

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Yes. I think you'd like her.

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She's extremely intelligent,
just like you.

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Unlike you,
she's tall, blonde

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and used to be
an Olympic swimmer.

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That's terrific.
I'll call you right back.

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Oh, hey, Amy.

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I gave you one job!

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Keep an eye on him.

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How hard is that?

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We thought you meant

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not letting him
run out into traffic.

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Which he only did once.

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Yeah.

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Why didn't you tell me?

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We didn't want you to worry.

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Should I worry?

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No. Come on,
it's Sheldon.

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Nothing is gonna happen.

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That's what you said to me
when I started dating him.

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And then five years later,

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bingo-bango, something happened.

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Yeah, but you're gonna
be back in three months.

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You don't get it.

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I've been smacking that
ketchup bottle for a long time.

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All she's got to do
is tip it over

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and point it at her fries.

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Well, what do you
want us to do?

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I don't know.

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Might be the New Jersey talking,

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but this Nowitzki broad
needs to disappear.

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That's ridiculous.

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As far as we know,

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all that happened is two
scientists had lunch.

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Yeah, but one of
those scientists

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is a tall,
blonde Olympic swimmer.

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Come on. Looks don't matter
to Sheldon.

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Because he only
has eyes for you.

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Nice try.

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Thanks.
I was scrambling.

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It's unbelievable.

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Sheldon has lunch
with another woman

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and somehow my wife
yells at me.

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Penny laid into me, too.

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Apparently, I'm overly fixated
on premium Swiss chocolate bars.

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Can you even eat those things?

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If I take a Lactaid
a half-hour before

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and some Pepto right after.

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Sounds like a lot of work.

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Yeah. Eh, I'm worth it.

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Guys. Focus.

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Should we do something
about Nowitzki?

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Like what?

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Uh, well, she's single,

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so if somebody else asks her out
and she says yes,

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then we know
she's not into Sheldon.

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I'll do it.

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No offense, Stuart,

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but Th-Th-the
woman's a doctor.

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So? Doctors like me.

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Whenever I see mine he calls in

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a bunch of other
doctors to have a look.

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She's not that
kind of doctor.

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Oh.

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Well, her loss.

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I've been called
a genuine medical oddity.

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Actually, I was
going to suggest me.

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Great. Anybody's
better than, mmm.

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Excuse me.

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They took out my spleen
and gallbladder,

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not my feelings.

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Dr. Nowitzki.

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Good to see you.
Good to see you, too.

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May I join you?

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No.

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Good to see you.

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We should call Guinness,
that might be a record.

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She's clearly having
a working lunch

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and preferred to eat alone.

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Dr. Cooper, over here.

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I could have made her
very happy.

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You kept walking.
I think you did.

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Do you really think
there's reason to worry?

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Yeah, she's definitely
going after Sheldon.

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I made a play for her
and she shot me down.

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All right, well,
that doesn't prove anything.

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Yeah, there's a million reasons
a woman would shoot Raj down.

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Like, really, a million?

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Fine, hundreds.

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Thank you.

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The point is
this could be nothing

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and we are all overreacting.

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Hey, everybody.

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This is my friend,

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Dr. Nowitzki.
Hi.

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Hi.

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We just went swimming.

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And you actually
got in a pool?

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I was scared,

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but I told myself it's
just a big bathtub.

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Then I got scared again
'cause there are

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all these strangers
in my bathtub.

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I was proud of him...
a lot of people

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don't put their face in
the water on the first day.

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Well, I was hiding from a
bee, but it still counts.

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Can I just squeeze in here?

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So, Sheldon, have
you talked to Amy?

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Yes, we Skyped this morning

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and I'm sure I'll check in
with her before I go to sleep.

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Sheldon talks about her

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all the time.
I can't wait to meet her.

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That is true.

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She keeps asking how long
Amy's going to be gone.

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Uh, so, Ramona,
tell us about yourself.

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Do you, do you
have a boyfriend?

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Leonard, your wife
is sitting right here.

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What are you doing?

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No, my work doesn't leave me a
lot of time for relationships.

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I think you made that
very clear.

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She was part of the
American team at CERN:

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00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:47,018
I had a front row seat when
they detected the Higgs boson.

262
00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:48,587
Do you know,

263
00:11:48,589 --> 00:11:50,441
I've corresponded
with Peter Higgs.

264
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,028
Would you like to see
some of his letters?

265
00:11:52,030 --> 00:11:53,865
Absolutely.
I'll get them.

266
00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:56,120
Well, hang on,
I'll come with you.

267
00:11:56,122 --> 00:11:57,455
Oh, fun.

268
00:11:57,457 --> 00:11:59,626
Like a play date.

269
00:12:02,134 --> 00:12:03,802
Okay, correct me if I'm wrong,
but isn't that exactly

270
00:12:03,804 --> 00:12:06,423
what we were supposed to stop
from happening?

271
00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:08,561
I threw my body at them,

272
00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:11,200
what else did you want me to do?

273
00:12:12,003 --> 00:12:14,422
You think you should call Amy?

274
00:12:14,424 --> 00:12:16,711
You got fingers and a mouth,
you call her.

275
00:12:19,719 --> 00:12:21,336
Here you go.

276
00:12:21,338 --> 00:12:23,257
Are these all
from Peter Higgs?

277
00:12:23,259 --> 00:12:24,593
Hmm? Oh, no, no, no.

278
00:12:24,595 --> 00:12:25,979
They're from many
famous people.

279
00:12:25,981 --> 00:12:27,348
See? Oh, like this one.

280
00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:28,852
This is from
Patrick Stewart.

281
00:12:28,854 --> 00:12:31,356
It says if I come
to his house again,

282
00:12:31,358 --> 00:12:33,694
I get to meet his dogs.

283
00:12:37,337 --> 00:12:39,372
Oh, excuse me.

284
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,049
Hello, Sheldon.
Oh, hello, Amy.

285
00:12:45,186 --> 00:12:46,386
I was missing you again.

286
00:12:46,388 --> 00:12:48,073
I miss you, too.

287
00:12:48,075 --> 00:12:49,559
Hey, this is good timing.

288
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:52,398
Remember that Dr. Nowitzki
I told you about?

289
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,802
She's right here.

290
00:12:53,804 --> 00:12:56,975
Sh-she's what?

291
00:12:57,912 --> 00:12:59,797
Hello.

292
00:12:59,799 --> 00:13:02,335
Hi.

293
00:13:02,337 --> 00:13:03,838
So nice to meet you.

294
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,776
Uh-huh.

295
00:13:07,898 --> 00:13:10,268
Hang on.

296
00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,405
Hello.

297
00:13:12,407 --> 00:13:15,278
A little late, Leonard.

298
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,282
I'm sorry.

299
00:13:17,284 --> 00:13:19,536
What is Leonard doing
calling you at this hour?

300
00:13:19,538 --> 00:13:21,673
It's not important.

301
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:24,797
I must tell you, that seems
a little inappropriate.

302
00:13:24,799 --> 00:13:26,183
Don't you agree?

303
00:13:26,185 --> 00:13:27,385
I do.

304
00:13:27,387 --> 00:13:29,139
See?

305
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,310
We both think so.

306
00:13:33,683 --> 00:13:35,201
All right, this
is making me crazy.

307
00:13:35,203 --> 00:13:36,470
Somebody's got
to go over there.

308
00:13:36,472 --> 00:13:39,242
You got feet and legs,
you do it.

309
00:13:41,966 --> 00:13:43,050
Will you with me?

310
00:13:43,052 --> 00:13:46,223
To do what?
Shake a can of nickels at them?

311
00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:50,097
We're being ridiculous.

312
00:13:50,099 --> 00:13:51,516
There's no way a woman
that attractive

313
00:13:51,518 --> 00:13:55,191
is trying to seduce
Sheldon Cooper.

314
00:13:55,193 --> 00:13:58,364
You done trying to make
yourself feel better?

315
00:13:58,366 --> 00:14:01,754
No. I haven't played
the race card yet.

316
00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:06,380
Hey, I hate to
break up the party,

317
00:14:06,382 --> 00:14:10,054
but Amy says I'm tired
and have to go to bed.

318
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,060
It was nice
seeing everybody.

319
00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:14,245
Thank you for dinner.

320
00:14:14,247 --> 00:14:15,581
Sure.
Our pleasure.

321
00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:17,953
Whatever.

322
00:14:17,955 --> 00:14:19,572
Walk me to my car?

323
00:14:19,574 --> 00:14:20,826
Of course.

324
00:14:20,828 --> 00:14:23,748
We'll all go.

325
00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:40,681
Excuse me.

326
00:14:52,023 --> 00:14:54,192
Pardon. I just need to... yeah.

327
00:15:04,498 --> 00:15:05,832
That was fun.

328
00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:08,053
It was like Mario Kart.

329
00:15:11,061 --> 00:15:13,564
Bye.

330
00:15:13,566 --> 00:15:15,150
We need to talk.

331
00:15:15,152 --> 00:15:16,988
Wh... Is this about
Leonard and Amy?

332
00:15:16,990 --> 00:15:18,741
I don't like it either.

333
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,737
Okay, I know you don't have a
lot of experience with women,

334
00:15:24,739 --> 00:15:26,206
but Ramona seems to have

335
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,260
a romantic interest in you.

336
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,030
That doesn't make any sense.

337
00:15:30,032 --> 00:15:31,817
She knows I have a girlfriend.

338
00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:33,805
Well, sometimes women
don't care.

339
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,892
Sometimes it makes them
want a guy even more.

340
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:38,397
That may be true,

341
00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:40,819
but Dr. Nowitzki's
just a friend.

342
00:15:40,821 --> 00:15:43,240
In fact, I wouldn't have
even noticed she's a woman

343
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:46,747
if she hadn't worn that bathing
suit that highlighted her bosom.

344
00:15:49,772 --> 00:15:51,807
Okay. Um...
let's try this.

345
00:15:51,809 --> 00:15:53,811
Think of yourself
as one of those

346
00:15:53,813 --> 00:15:56,399
limited edition toys
people like to collect.

347
00:15:56,401 --> 00:15:59,439
I already do.

348
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,528
Well, then you get it.

349
00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:04,950
Because there's
only one of me,

350
00:16:04,952 --> 00:16:06,503
I'm more valuable.

351
00:16:06,505 --> 00:16:08,006
Right.

352
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,044
Although, Amy's
already taken me

353
00:16:10,046 --> 00:16:13,216
out of my package
and played with me.

354
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,627
Let's forget the toy thing,
okay?

355
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:21,616
Um, maybe...
Penny, look. I appreciate your concern,

356
00:16:21,618 --> 00:16:23,988
but I don't think
that's what's happening.

357
00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:26,794
All right. What do
you think is happening?

358
00:16:26,796 --> 00:16:29,917
I think Dr. Nowitzki is
a friendly colleague.

359
00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:33,891
I think you and Leonard need
to see a marriage counselor.

360
00:16:35,229 --> 00:16:37,098
And I need to
update my résumé

361
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,352
to include swimming
as a special skill.

362
00:16:47,253 --> 00:16:50,207
Don't look at me
like that, I tried.

363
00:16:55,456 --> 00:16:57,575
Hey, did you eat yet?

364
00:16:57,577 --> 00:16:59,529
Uh, breakfast yes, lunch no.

365
00:16:59,531 --> 00:17:01,216
I did have a cough drop,

366
00:17:01,218 --> 00:17:04,840
but that really rides the
line between sucking and eating.

367
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,478
Well, perfect.
I made us sandwiches.

368
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,265
How thoughtful.

369
00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:10,434
Thank you.

370
00:17:10,436 --> 00:17:11,569
Mmm. No big deal,

371
00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:13,357
I enjoy spending time with you.

372
00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:15,110
And I with you.

373
00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:21,122
are you seeking a romantic
relationship with me?

374
00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:23,677
What if I were?

375
00:17:23,679 --> 00:17:27,101
Well, that would raise
a number of problems.

376
00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:28,303
We're colleagues.

377
00:17:28,305 --> 00:17:29,857
I'm currently
in a relation...

378
00:17:37,741 --> 00:17:40,377
Excuse me a moment.

379
00:18:39,782 --> 00:18:40,782
Amy.

380
00:18:40,784 --> 00:18:41,800
Amy.

381
00:18:41,802 --> 00:18:43,670
Amy.

382
00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:02,989
Will you marry me?

383
00:19:02,991 --> 00:19:09,798
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