1 00:00:03,462 --> 00:00:05,006 Hmm, some news of our wedding. 2 00:00:05,131 --> 00:00:07,675 I have sent you all a save the date email. 3 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:09,468 Oh, exciting. You guys picked a date? 4 00:00:09,552 --> 00:00:11,637 Better, I picked eighty dates. 5 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:14,849 And I need you to save them all until we narrow it down. 6 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:17,393 I thought we agreed on June 15th. 7 00:00:18,102 --> 00:00:19,478 That's the day after Flag Day. 8 00:00:20,104 --> 00:00:21,272 Everybody will be partied out. 9 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,692 It's a date, just pick one. 10 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:28,029 It's not just a date, it's a textbook optimization problem. 11 00:00:28,154 --> 00:00:29,405 There is a perfect date, 12 00:00:29,572 --> 00:00:32,241 just like there's a perfect room temperature and a perfect dessert. 13 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,243 Hmm. There's no perfect dessert. 14 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:36,954 Yellow cake in the shape of a dinosaur with chocolate frosting, 15 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:39,207 scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side, not touching. 16 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:42,501 You'll see, you'll have it at our wedding. 17 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,254 You wanna bet? 18 00:00:46,923 --> 00:00:49,717 You give me enough time, I can do the same thing with the wedding date. 19 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,887 It needs to be on the weekend, not near any of your birthdays 20 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,263 or the weekend of Comic-Con. 21 00:00:54,347 --> 00:00:55,806 Oh, you can get married at Comic-Con. 22 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:56,891 - No! - No! 23 00:00:58,601 --> 00:01:01,812 We just need a weekend date that's completely boring and uneventful. 24 00:01:02,355 --> 00:01:03,731 Too bad you didn't get your ducks in a row 25 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:05,191 'cause tonight would've been perfect. 26 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:38,724 Good morning. 27 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:40,518 Good morning. 28 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:43,771 I know today is Apple Jack's day, but we're all out. 29 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,565 That's fine. I'll have anything. 30 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,277 - Really? - Yeah. 31 00:01:49,527 --> 00:01:51,570 You know, whatev. 32 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:56,367 "Whatev?" I like this side of you. 33 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,494 You know what I like? 34 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:00,371 Smooth jazz. 35 00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:26,856 Hey, just a reminder, I'm goin' out for drinks after work. 36 00:02:27,273 --> 00:02:29,483 Great. Just a reminder, you're pregnant. 37 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,571 I'm not drinking, just taking a new co-worker out. 38 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:36,407 Just a reminder, you're married. 39 00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:39,577 Female co-worker. 40 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:41,996 She's new in town and I wanna make her feel welcome. 41 00:02:42,455 --> 00:02:44,373 And let her know the office is full of liars 42 00:02:44,457 --> 00:02:45,833 before everyone tells her I'm mean. 43 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:48,836 Is she single? 44 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:51,047 I'm not setting her up with Raj. 45 00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:52,298 What about Stuart? 46 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,759 Are you listening? I want her to think I'm not mean. 47 00:02:56,594 --> 00:02:59,305 Okay. Well, it's just, we have two single friends. 48 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:02,308 Howie, I just met this woman. 49 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,268 Why don't I wait a little and get to know her. 50 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,020 Maybe I won't like her 51 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:08,397 and then I'd be happy to ruin her life with Stuart or Raj. 52 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:11,525 That's all I ask. 53 00:03:15,488 --> 00:03:16,989 So you guys lived with Sheldon for a long time. 54 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,033 - Long time. - So very long. 55 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,995 By the way, congratulations again on your engagement. 56 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,997 Yeah, you got a good one. 57 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:28,250 Thanks. So it's strange, 58 00:03:28,501 --> 00:03:30,211 Sheldon was talking in his sleep last night 59 00:03:30,628 --> 00:03:32,838 and he seemed like a totally different person. 60 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:36,675 He was relaxed and loose and calm. 61 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,844 Sheldon's a complicated man. 62 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:40,388 He said "whatev." 63 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:42,556 Get him a brain scan, that might be a tumor. 64 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:47,269 Well, I think the wedding planning is really stressful for him 65 00:03:47,353 --> 00:03:49,021 and that can trigger sleep talking. 66 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:52,483 Maybe this is a part of Sheldon's personality he's been repressing. 67 00:03:52,817 --> 00:03:55,528 Yeah, I think we dream about things we wish we could be in real life. 68 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:57,488 Really? What do you dream about? 69 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,115 Oh, uh... 70 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:01,951 Being the wife of Leonard, mostly that. 71 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:05,496 I choose to believe you. 72 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,582 Well, as much as we've studied the brain, 73 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:10,918 there's still a lot we don't know about dreams and their function. 74 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,837 You know, even psychologists are divided on it. 75 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,589 Mm, it's true. Freud thought dreams were about sex. 76 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,007 Adler thought they were about dominance. 77 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:20,177 Then again mine are just about being married to this little guy. 78 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,306 Okay, now it's just edging into mockery. 79 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,895 Well, moving to a new city was a little scary, 80 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:32,481 but the job seems great. Everyone's really nice. 81 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:34,358 Oh, they are, super nice. 82 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,569 I mean, only one of them took you out tonight, 83 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:38,737 but it's not a competition. 84 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:40,906 Thanks again. 85 00:04:41,157 --> 00:04:43,868 You know, we could've gone somewhere more pregnancy friendly. 86 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:47,037 Oh, it's okay. One of the great things about being pregnant 87 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:48,956 is drinking cranberry juice out of a wine glass 88 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,666 and watching people freak out. 89 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,043 Bernie! 90 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,337 Oh, damn. 91 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:58,966 Hey, what are the odds? 92 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:01,844 Yes, seren-frickin'-dipity. 93 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:05,723 - Hello, Rajesh. - Stuart. 94 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:07,016 Hi, Ruchi. 95 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:08,684 Ruchi is my co-worker, 96 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,853 but that was probably in your briefing packet. 97 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,488 - Hi. - Hello. 98 00:05:20,905 --> 00:05:21,906 What's wrong? 99 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,366 Well, I found the perfect wedding date. 100 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:25,993 That's terrific! 101 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:29,163 No, it's not, it was May 19th, 1996. 102 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:33,083 We would've had a lovely wedding 103 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,710 and our honeymoon would have coincided 104 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,670 with the first appearance of the Hale-Bopp comet. 105 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,423 Sheldon, you were 16. 106 00:05:39,757 --> 00:05:42,218 And in Texas, no one would have batted an eye. 107 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:44,011 Oh, wait, it's no good, 108 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,514 that's the day that Jon Pertwee, the third Doctor Who died. 109 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,225 - And it's in the past. - Hey, I said it's no good, 110 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:50,309 just let it go. 111 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:55,648 Sheldon, I appreciate you trying to make this wedding perfect, 112 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:57,691 but it's making you miserable. 113 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,485 The wedding isn't making me miserable, 114 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,028 the calendar is. 115 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,155 Why can't there just be one week each month 116 00:06:03,239 --> 00:06:04,657 for famous people to die? 117 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:08,118 Well, they've already arranged to die in threes. 118 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:09,245 What more do you want from them? 119 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,457 This is so frustrating. Why can't I find the perfect date? 120 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:16,252 I found the perfect way to say hi to cowboys. 121 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:21,549 I'm just saying, maybe there's a part of you deep down 122 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,385 that just wants to relax a little, you know, 123 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:27,346 kick back, say "whatev." 124 00:06:28,973 --> 00:06:30,307 "Whatev?" 125 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,018 I'm sorry, are you really not gonna finish that word? 126 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:36,480 - I'm just trying to make a point. - Finish the word, Amy. 127 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,149 Fine, "er." 128 00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:41,110 Er, er, er. 129 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:44,280 Thank you, only now you owe me three more "whatevs." 130 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:49,952 Ah, you were born in Trivandrum. 131 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,288 Have you ever been to the Kuthira Malika Palace? 132 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:53,789 No, I haven't. 133 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,292 Me either. What a small world! 134 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,295 I've also never been there. 135 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:02,089 I've never been lots of places. Go on, quiz me. 136 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,676 I'm sorry, we're being rude talking about India. 137 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:08,596 Oh, yeah, you know, if you and Bernadette wanna talk about America, 138 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:09,805 that's cool with us. 139 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,015 Here, let me get you started. 140 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:13,309 Hamburgers, am I right? 141 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:17,271 So what do you guys do? 142 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,149 Well, I'm an astrophysicist, 143 00:07:20,316 --> 00:07:23,193 so if you ever go out at night and look up at the stars, 144 00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:25,112 it's kind of my office. 145 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,364 He sells comic books to children. 146 00:07:29,742 --> 00:07:31,619 Actually, I own my own store, 147 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,163 if you'd like to check it out sometime, 148 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:35,581 I'm running a new promotion, 149 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:39,293 "Buy anything, get taken out for a reasonably-priced dinner." 150 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:42,504 Yeah, yeah, Stuart's struggling financially, 151 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:45,424 but he doesn't let that get him down. He believes in himself, 152 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:48,427 even though the whole world has made it clear he should not. 153 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:54,183 Thank you, 154 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,226 and you know, Raj, I think it's great 155 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:59,104 that you no longer live off your parents like a spoiled child. 156 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:02,650 You live over someone's garage, like a failed adult. 157 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,778 Yeah, well, you live with her. 158 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:10,074 Oh, it's not like that. He rents a room from me and my husband, 159 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,034 who, by the way is no prize either. 160 00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:18,415 Oh, I don't care. 161 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,335 You know me, I just go with the flow. 162 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:26,715 Beach, public pool, 163 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,093 they both sound awesome. 164 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,722 On second thought, beach, 165 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,058 I'd like to befriend a seagull. 166 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,186 That is crazy. 167 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:42,106 Yeah. Will you email that to me? 168 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,067 Have you played this for him? 169 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,986 No, I'm worried he'll say I violated his privacy. 170 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,072 Listen, how happy he sounds. 171 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:51,949 I'm up for anything. 172 00:08:52,825 --> 00:08:54,326 As long as I'm with you. 173 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:57,663 What're you listening to? 174 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:58,747 Nothing. 175 00:08:58,831 --> 00:09:00,207 Oh, come on, I wanna hear. 176 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:04,586 We don't need GPS, 177 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,548 let's just see where the road takes us. 178 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:10,759 I see why you turned it off, 179 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:12,052 that guy sounds like an idiot. 180 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:14,888 Honey, that's you. 181 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:18,225 Don't be silly. My voice is deep and sonorous, 182 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,686 like a Caucasian James Earl Jones. 183 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:24,648 "Luke, I'm your father." See. 184 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:28,944 It is you. I recorded you in your sleep. 185 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,989 Oh, look, a hitchhiker, 186 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,200 I bet he has some interesting stories. 187 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,079 - That's me? - It's you. 188 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,957 So you spied on me in my sleep? 189 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,584 Sheldon, I'm sorry, 190 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:45,210 you've been doing this every night. 191 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,129 I couldn't help but wonder if it meant something. 192 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:49,339 - Well, it doesn't. - Are you sure? 193 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:52,760 I mean, the prefrontal cortex regulates impulse control, 194 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,887 so its plausible that when we're asleep, 195 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:58,015 aspects of our personality that we repress might come out. 196 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,935 Don't try to put science lipstick on your New Age pig. 197 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,314 And for the record, you make noises when you sleep 198 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:08,025 and I've never accused you of repressing your inner chainsaw. 199 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,822 If you want me to object at your wedding, 200 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:15,115 just give me one of these. 201 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:27,586 This picture of Galactus eating a planet looks like my preggo wife 202 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:28,921 destroying a coffee cake. 203 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:32,800 Oh, yeah, I see it. 204 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,178 I'm just saying, you should bow out. 205 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,596 Why should I bow out? 206 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,807 Because we all know how this is gonna end. 207 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:43,101 That's what my doctor said, too, but I'm still here. 208 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:49,358 Okay, look, I think that she and I have more in common. 209 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,401 Because you're Indian? 210 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,737 So just 'cause she's brown, you get to date her. 211 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,572 Yes. 212 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,827 And the next time we meet a woman who's pale and cadaver-like, she's all yours. 213 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,164 Howard, Bernadette was there last night, 214 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:05,833 did she say anything when she got home? 215 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:09,711 Yeah, she said, "Why'd you tell those idiots where I was? Thanks a lot." 216 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,005 Okay, how about we flip a coin? 217 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:15,259 Hang on, doesn't this girl get a word in all of this 218 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,969 and isn't that word "no"? 219 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,472 Ruchi said she wanted to hang out with both of us, 220 00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:21,723 why don't we just do that? 221 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:25,018 Oh, fine. Let's hang out as friends and see what happens. 222 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,729 Yeah, and if something grows out of it, just worry about it then. 223 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,439 Also what my doctor said. 224 00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:36,321 Hey, this isn't your laundry night. 225 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,782 I know, laundry on a Wednesday. 226 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,826 Some madness my life has become. 227 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,622 Why is this sleep talking thing bothering you anyway? 228 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:46,874 It's simple. 229 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,667 I don't like the idea that my mind 230 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,836 might be keeping an entire personality from me. 231 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,755 Doctor Jekyll's other personality was Mr. Hyde. 232 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,593 Mr. Hyde didn't have a postgraduate degree. 233 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,430 Is it possible that you're stressed 234 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,432 because you're scared about getting married? 235 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:07,102 I mean, it is a big change and you're not good with little changes. 236 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,354 That's nonsense. 237 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,773 You name one little change I was upset with. 238 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,444 Uh, when they changed the green Skittle from lime to apple. 239 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:18,572 That is not the rainbow I grew up tasting. 240 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,992 All right, fine. Let's start over. 241 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,619 Is it possible 242 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:25,662 that the sleep talking is a part of your brain that's telling you 243 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,665 everything's gonna be okay and you just need to relax a little? 244 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,919 So, you're proposing that 245 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,712 the self is an illusion. 246 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,299 And that we actually have multiple centers of consciousness 247 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,176 that are communicating with one another? 248 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,555 In layman's terms, yeah. 249 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,683 Huh! Interesting. 250 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,728 So you don't believe there is a Cartesian self 251 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,813 that underlies the flux of experience. 252 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,566 Maybe in my twenties, not anymore. 253 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:57,402 Okay. 254 00:12:58,362 --> 00:12:59,571 Well assuming you're right, 255 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,490 what would you suggest I do? 256 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,575 Well, I would start with something small. 257 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,035 See if it makes your life any better. 258 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,955 Uh, you could learn to meditate, take a yoga class. 259 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,542 You know, I have always been intrigued by flip-flops, 260 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,964 the official footwear of the laid back fellow. 261 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:19,591 Okay. Sure. 262 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,259 Of course if my feet are gonna be exposed 263 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,594 I'll need to update my tetanus booster. 264 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,596 Oh, yeah. Makes sense. 265 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,391 And while I'm there, I might as well get a flu shot and a mole check. 266 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,517 Sure. 267 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,686 You know, I've never had a mole check. 268 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,229 Oh. 269 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,189 Well, it's been nice knowing you. 270 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,153 - Here you go. - Thanks. 271 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,739 It's too bad Stuart couldn't make it. He seemed fun. 272 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,534 Oh, yeah. He is. I love him dearly. 273 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,869 Not to say that I don't worry about him. 274 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:49,663 What's to worry about? 275 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,291 You know what? I'm talking out of school. 276 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,045 Speaking of which, he's allowed to live near them now. 277 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,258 Hey, guys! 278 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:03,552 - Oh, great, Stuart, you're here. - Yes, Stuart. 279 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,178 Yeah, I didn't, I didn't think you were gonna make it. 280 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,264 Hmm. I believe that. 281 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,435 Sorry guys, it's work. I've got to take it. 282 00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:15,230 - I'm so glad you made it, Stuart. - Oh, yeah, so glad. 283 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,692 I can't believe you went behind my back. 284 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,944 Which clearly means I want this more. 285 00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,780 You wanna play a game of "who's more desperate" with me, 286 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,160 'cause you're in the big leagues now, Bucko. 287 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,288 Look, Ruchi and I are really hitting it off. 288 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,040 Please let me just have this one. 289 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,501 I'm not going anywhere. I'm like a fungus you can't get rid of. 290 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,297 Sorry. So what's going on? 291 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,800 Oh, you just missed Stuart's funny story about the fungus he can't get rid of. 292 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:49,514 Raj didn't tell me about tonight, so he could be alone with you. 293 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,060 Really? That's a little weird. 294 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,729 Just a little? Because I can work with that. 295 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,983 Look, guys, I'm not interested in dating anyone right now. 296 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,818 I'm just looking to make some friends. 297 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,071 Yeah, I totally understand. 298 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:06,239 But if you were gonna date someone, would it be me or Stuart? 299 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:09,826 I think I'm gonna go. 300 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,871 Ruchi, I'm sorry. 301 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,832 If you still wanna hang out as friends, I'd like that. 302 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,126 Thanks, Stuart. I'd like that, too. 303 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,174 And the fungus is under the toenail. 304 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,566 - Hello. - Hey. 305 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:44,903 So, um... 306 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,571 I, uh... 307 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,533 I got flip-flops. 308 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:52,828 Good for you. 309 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,497 Oh, my God! What happened? 310 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,250 After I got the flip-flops, I realized 311 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,460 that the tops of my feet were exposed. 312 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,171 So, I put on some sunscreen, 313 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,423 which caused my feet to become slippery. 314 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:09,678 And predictably, one of them fell off and went down a sewer grate. 315 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,348 Now normally, I would have walked away, 316 00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:16,685 but this is a new, laid back me. 317 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,772 So, instead of getting upset I just reached down to grab it. 318 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,608 That's when I touched something furry. 319 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,865 Which I'm telling myself, was a damp toupee. 320 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,828 When the toupee licked my hand, 321 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:43,420 I screamed and hopped down the street on my remaining flip-flop. 322 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,215 - Can I just ask... - This is a long story, 323 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:49,134 why don't we please save your questions till the end? 324 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,597 So, I finally came upon a bus bench 325 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,391 where I sat and removed one of my shirts 326 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:59,477 and, fashioned it into a makeshift shoe. 327 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,230 Not a waterproof shoe. 328 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,691 That is relevant to the next part of my story, 329 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:09,237 the ankle-deep puddle of warm apple juice. 330 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:13,742 Apple juice? 331 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,411 Maybe, maybe not. 332 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,708 I'm telling myself a lot of things, Amy. 333 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,962 What happened to your other flip-flop? 334 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:30,258 Oh, that involves what I'm telling myself 335 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,177 was a melted candy bar. 336 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,351 I'm sorry. 337 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,062 Is there anything I can do to help? 338 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:43,730 Yes. 339 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,900 I want you to be in charge of our wedding. 340 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:49,027 Just you tell me where and when, 341 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:52,572 and I will show up with a boutonniere, and close-toed shoes, 342 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:56,826 and, a Star Trek uniform underneath my tuxedo. 343 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,789 That last part is non-negotiable. 344 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,334 Are you sure that's what you want? 345 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,295 As sure as I'm about to go bathe in Purell. 346 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,717 - I love you. - I love you, too. 347 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,888 You know, ever since I was a young girl, 348 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,141 I've dreamed of a June wedding, 349 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,893 maybe on a cliff 350 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,104 overlooking the ocean at sunset. 351 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,065 Sure. 352 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,612 Sounds wonderful. 353 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,741 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go clean up. 354 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,122 Outdoor wedding. 355 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,667 I know what I'll be using that cliff for. 356 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,429 I call this meeting of the Council of Sheldons to order. 357 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,389 Let's take roll. 358 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:01,975 Science Sheldon. 359 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:03,435 Present. 360 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,396 Texas Sheldon. 361 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,814 Howdy. 362 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,735 Fanboy Sheldon. 363 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,320 Greetings. 364 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:16,781 Germophobe Sheldon. 365 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,408 Say it, don't spray it. 366 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,621 Where is Jock Sheldon? 367 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,500 Not the time, Humorous Sheldon. 368 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,004 Okay. New business. 369 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,507 Do we grant Laid-back Sheldon 370 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:35,759 a seat on the council? 371 00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,345 Hey, whatever you guys want. 372 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,474 I'm just chilling like Bob Dylan. 373 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,102 - Negative. - Heck, no. 374 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:47,771 I don't feel well. 375 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,318 Can we kick him out, too?