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It feels like it wasn't that long ago

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we were here doing this for Halley.

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'Cause it wasn't.

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Which reminds me, before we leave,
let's get you a vasectomy.

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Well, that's sweet,
but today's all about you.

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So, you two ready to find out
the sex of this baby?

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- Yeah.
- Absolutely.

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Is Halley hoping for a little brother
or a little sister?

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Well, she's nine months old.

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So unless it jingles or is in my bra,
she doesn't care.

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And how about you two?

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You know, for the first one,
we really wanted a girl,

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but this time around
we don't have a preference.

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Yeah. Boy, girl,
as long as it's healthy.

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Well, it's a boy.

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- Huh.
- Oh.

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Oh, come on,
you can't really be disappointed.

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Hey, I barely know
how to be a man myself.

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Now I have to teach someone?

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As the saying goes,
those who can't do, teach.

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Don't you want
a little version of Howard?

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I already have
a little version of Howard.

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Now, I'm having a son?

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I'll have to teach him
how to play sports

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and watch sports and...

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And, and, and, and...

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He just ran out of man things.
He's in trouble.

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It's okay. We're all here to help.

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Yes, and this baby will have
plenty of manly role models.

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Now, I'm certain that whatever
Bernadette can't teach him, Penny can.

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Uh, she can pee into a bottle.

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Mm-hmm. Anything with a neck
wider than a nickel.

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Howie, there's a lot of amazing things
you can teach a son.

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Yeah, you do always know
how to pick just the right antacid.

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I don't know if I can teach that.
It's just something I was born with.

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Come on. You can build things.
You were an astronaut.

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That's true. You know, as a kid
I used to make model rockets.

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That'd be pretty cool to do with a son.

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Model rockets!
Finally! Something interesting.

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What is your preferred mode of recovery?

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Sheldon, we're helping our friends.

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Yeah, and we got to model rockets.

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That was a tedious road,
but well worth the effort.

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So, have you thought of any names?

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Amy! We finally got to model rockets!

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Why are you turning back?

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- Hey, where you going?
- Back to the dry cleaner.

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Look at this. They didn't get the stain
out of my Starfleet uniform.

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Well, if you didn't make me wear
the green body paint in bed,

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you wouldn't have to
get it dry cleaned so much.

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Nah, it's worth it.

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Hey, wait. It's your mom.

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Uh-oh, too bad she just missed me.

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Hey, Beverly.

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Oh, hello, Penny.

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Uh, Leonard just left. He's going to be
so upset he missed your call.

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Why?

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Because he...

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Yeah, I don't know. How are you?

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Did you mean personally
or professionally?

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Um, personally.
Like, what'd you do last night?

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I had Cuban food at the home of a man

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with whom I shared
unsatisfying intercourse.

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Wow. Okay.

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And to anticipate your next questions,

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roasted pork and sideways missionary.

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Sure, sure. 'Cause you were full.

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I haven't looked
at all this stuff in years.

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Had it. Had it.

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Burned down my garage with it.

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I had three model rockets as a kid.

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And that was the largest
space program in India.

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You have a replica Saturn V?

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Yeah. My dad bought it
before he, you know,

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abandoned our family.

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Lucky duck.

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Could never bring myself
to open it without him.

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It's silly.

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No, it's not silly. I always wanted
my dad to build rockets with me

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but he wasn't interested.

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Ah, yes. Disappointing fathers.

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Tell me about it.

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I remember for my 16th birthday,
my dad bought me a Mercedes,

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like, a little one, like,
a starter Mercedes.

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He had barely handed me the keys
before he had to rush back to work.

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I didn't see him again till, like,

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pretty late that night.

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Anyway,

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as angry as I was with him leaving,

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building this stuff is probably
what led me to become an engineer.

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I suppose, in his own way,

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my dad also encouraged me
to pursue science.

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I mean, he is the one that taught me
that flatulence is combustible.

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And also, polyester gym shorts
don't burn.

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They melt.

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Yeah, I guess
I'm an astrophysicist because

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as a kid I said
I like to look at the stars

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so my dad sent me to Hawaii
to visit the Keck telescope.

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Screw you, my pain is real.

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You know what? Forget the past.

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What do you say
you and me build this rocket?

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That sounds like it could be
a real bonding experience for us.

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Right?

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Oh, I see. You think that's a positive.

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So you didn't want to hang out
with Sheldon and Howard?

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No, they were bonding over
their sad childhoods

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and my stupid parents
were always there for me.

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What's all this?

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I'm just boxing up all the clothes
Hailey's outgrown.

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Guess we won't need 'em anymore.

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Whoa, wha... slow it down. I'm sure
there's some you could reuse for a boy.

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"Daddy's little girl"?

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Okay, well, what if we, uh,
change it to say,

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"Daddy's little girl magnet"?

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Boom! Boy shirt.

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What about this?

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Uh, okay. Pull off the skirt,

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slap a lightning bolt on the front
and you got Baby Flash.

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Ooh, stick a long sleeve under it.
Boom! Baby Sheldon.

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Wow, you're really good at this.

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Oh, please. This isn't my first time
turning girl clothes into boy clothes.

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Why? You got your sister's
hand-me-downs?

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Yeah. That.

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Oh, I should've brought peanuts.

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You can't eat peanuts, you're allergic.

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If you die,
who's going to drive me home?

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No, I'm not gonna eat them,
it's a thing they do at JPL.

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When the Ranger Mission
finally had a successful launch,

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there were peanuts in the room.
Ever since then,

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they have them at every launch.

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That sounds like a silly superstition.

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It's more of a tradition.

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Oh! I do love a tradition.

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Could you pull over
at the next peanut store?

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I don't think that's a real thing.

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Oh, don't be pedantic,
any nut store will do.

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Uh, I don't think we can get
peanuts out here.

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Well, then this whole day's ruined.

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Now that I think about it,
maybe it is more of a superstition.

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Phew, that was close.

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Oh, hey, Beverly,
you called my phone, not Leonard's.

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Actually, I was hoping
to speak with you.

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Is this a good time?

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Uh, that depends.
What time is it where you are?

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Just after 5:00.

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Yeah, that counts. What's up?

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Well, I enjoyed our conversation
the other day

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and I was hoping to continue it.

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Really?

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Yes. You may find this surprising,

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but I don't have a lot of
what you would call "girlfriends."

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What?

153
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Of course,
there are my female colleagues,

154
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but they're all Freudians,

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so the only boy
that I can dish about is my father.

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Well, you know, I'm here for you.
What do you wanna talk about?

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Well, last time we focused on my life.

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If we're going to be real girlfriends,
we should talk about you as well.

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Well, you know,
if we're going to be real girlfriends,

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we should get a third girl
we can trash behind her back.

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Oh, so we'd be catty.

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I like it.

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What about Sheldon's fiancée?
She seems a bit dour.

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Ooh, "Dour." Meow.

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All right, here we go.

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L-minus ten, nine...

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Wait, what are you doing? It's T-minus.

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I was an astronaut, we used L-minus.

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Yeah, but this is a Saturn V

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and when they launched those,
they said T-minus.

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It's my rocket, we're doing it my way.

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Fine.

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I'm not saying I know why your dad left

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but I think I'm getting an idea.

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L-minus ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

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'Cause you're kind of bossy.

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Five, four, three, two, one.

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Yeah, I remember them going up higher.

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Well, that's perfect.

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I mean, the one thing
I thought I could

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do with my son,
I can't even do that right.

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If you wanna see it again,
I got it on video.

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Looks pretty cool in slow motion.

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Thank you for your support.

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- You're welcome.
- I was being sarcastic.

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How dare you.

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Sheldon, what am I gonna do?

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What do I know
about raising a boy?

189
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What do you know about raising a girl?

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Oh, my God, you're right.

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Well, I don't know
if that was sarcasm or not, so,

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either you're welcome, or hey!

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00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,039
Leonard, did you really
just text me from the couch

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00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,958
to put extra mustard on your sandwich?

195
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,419
I was worried
you might not check your e-mail.

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00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:15,133
I swear to God I will throw this out.

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00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,885
That one was not me.

198
00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:18,846
Oh, wait, it's just your mom.

199
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:20,639
My mother's texting you?

200
00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:22,266
Yeah, we've been talking a lot lately.

201
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,184
Why?

202
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,729
Is she sick of talking
to the magic mirror on the wall?

203
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,484
No, I think she's lonely.
She's been reaching out.

204
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,863
Okay, just be careful.

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00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,991
You think you're getting close to her,
the next thing you know,

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you're featured in a book called

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00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:43,245
He's Doing It On Purpose:
Raising a Teenage Bedwetter.

208
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,999
No, it's not like that.

209
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,084
You know, she's been opening up
about her life

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00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,336
and she's actually been
really supportive about mine.

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00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,255
- Really?
- Yeah.

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00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,966
I've been telling her about my job
and she said she was proud of me.

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00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:58,719
That's great.

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00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,390
Never told me she was proud of me.

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00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:07,603
Even when I stayed dry
for a whole month.

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00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:11,815
Do you not want me
to be friends with your mom?

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00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:15,527
Well, the... Let's be clear,
I married you to hurt her.

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00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:20,908
You're kinda ruining it.

219
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,955
Reason number 13 to feel good.

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As a launch, it was bad,

221
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,252
but as an explosion, it was glorious.

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Reason 14,

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you still have all your fingers

224
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and boys prefer a dad with fingers.

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00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:45,098
Thanks for trying, but you're not gonna
be able to cheer me up.

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00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,476
Well, how about this, then?

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You quit your whining before I give you
something to cry about, young man.

228
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:53,482
What?

229
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,360
Those are comforting words
my father would often say.

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Did it help?

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00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,865
I turned out great. You tell me.

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Let's get going.

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00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,663
Are you gonna be this mopey
all the way home?

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00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,289
I don't know. Maybe.

235
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:13,251
There any chance you'd be cheered up
by an amazing trigonometry riddle?

236
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:16,838
Well, if you can't answer that,

237
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,298
there's no way
you're going to get this riddle.

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00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,058
Oh, hey. Hey, what do you think?

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00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,352
Just because it's a boy,

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00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,938
I don't think you need to put a picture
of genitals on his shirt.

241
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,900
What? That's a baseball bat
with two little baseballs.

242
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,694
Okay, yeah, now I see it.

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00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,073
So, you know,

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00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:46,284
I understand why Howard
is nervous about having a son,

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00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:47,744
but are you really upset about it?

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No, I'm fine.

247
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It's just, I grew up
with a bunch of brothers, so,

248
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I thought it'd be nice
for Halley to have a sister.

249
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,293
Is that wrong?

250
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,129
Of course, it's wrong.

251
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,256
You don't know what this little boy
is gonna be like.

252
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,299
Maybe he'll be rough and tumble

253
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,844
or maybe he'll be sweet and sensitive

254
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,804
or maybe he'll be
all those things, like me.

255
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:10,767
You're rough and tumble?

256
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,187
You bet I am, bitch.

257
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:20,068
But I'm also sensitive
and regret saying that.

258
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:27,868
- Hey.
- Hello.

259
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:29,786
You got a sec?

260
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:31,872
Sure, what's up?

261
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,833
Penny's been talking to my mother
like they're best friends

262
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,376
and it's kind of freaking me out.

263
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:38,587
Okay.

264
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,923
I'm pretty sure
they're not best friends.

265
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,722
'Cause you can only have
one best friend,

266
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,351
and Penny has that, and it's me.

267
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,856
Oh, really? Is she facetiming
with you right now?

268
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,524
Because she's facetiming with my mom

269
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,860
and believe me, that is not a face
you want to spend time with.

270
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,990
Hmm. Well, I have been
pretty busy lately.

271
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,326
Maybe I've been
neglecting our friendship.

272
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,787
Penny knows I have a complicated
relationship with my mother.

273
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,163
It's like she doesn't even care.

274
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,665
And with everything going on at the lab
and planning the wedding,

275
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,459
I just, I have so little free time.

276
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,962
Penny doesn't know how manipulative
my mother can be.

277
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,257
Did you know there's such a thing as
reverse, reverse, reverse psychology?

278
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:27,135
Because there is.

279
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,387
I mean, she must feel so abandoned.

280
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:31,139
She's used to me
being there all the time,

281
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,975
but now I have my own life
and she's just gonna have to accept it.

282
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,978
And why is my mom proud of Penny
and not me?

283
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,063
I mean, the real question is,

284
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,190
why is Penny so afraid of me
growing as a person?

285
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,316
I'm good at stuff too.

286
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,026
I deserve my own life!

287
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,615
- Okay, well, thanks.
- Yeah, good talk.

288
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,124
You know, studies have shown

289
00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,252
that people distracted
by emotional issues

290
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,586
are poor drivers.

291
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:06,007
What about people distracted
by irritating passengers?

292
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,636
That would be hard to test

293
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,472
because irritating is
a subjective quality.

294
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,349
Strongly disagree.

295
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:21,773
Can I drive?

296
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,819
No, you can't drive,
you don't even have a license.

297
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,612
Actually, I do.

298
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,824
Really? Since when?

299
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,200
Three years ago.

300
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,744
I went on a bit of a license kick.

301
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,330
I'm also a commercial fisherman.

302
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,084
Then why don't you ever drive yourself?

303
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,420
Honestly, I barely passed my test.

304
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,213
And the one time I drove on my own,

305
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:48,842
I made a U-turn, got dizzy,
threw up and walked home.

306
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,138
You really want to drive?

307
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,140
This seems like the perfect time.

308
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:57,726
The roads are straight,
there's no one around

309
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,853
and you don't seem to care
if you live or die.

310
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,441
Live, Sheldon, I want to live.

311
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,444
That makes things a little trickier,
but I'll do my best.

312
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,784
Hi, Pen... Oh, hello, Leonard.

313
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:18,788
Hello, Mother. How are you?

314
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,123
Fine, and you?

315
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,459
- I'm great.
- Well, it's been lovely catching up.

316
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,670
No, no, no. Wait,
hang on, we need to talk.

317
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,088
Oh, brother.

318
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,383
I wanna know,

319
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,052
why aren't you proud of me?

320
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:36,681
Well, isn't the real question,
why aren't you proud of yourself?

321
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,517
No. That is a question

322
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,144
and I ask it a lot.

323
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,231
But let's stick with the one
I asked you.

324
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,816
Well, why do you think
I'm not proud of you?

325
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,319
Because you never say it.

326
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,613
But two days into chatting with Penny

327
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,657
and you can't stop telling her
how great she is.

328
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,158
She is great.

329
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:58,245
Honestly,
of all of my children's spouses,

330
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,455
she's the one
that I'm most impressed by.

331
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,583
- Seriously?
- Yes.

332
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:08,171
She's confident, she's thoughtful
and she never complained about you once.

333
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,465
I know what kind of strength that takes.

334
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,011
So, Penny's your favorite?

335
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,055
I suppose she is.

336
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:21,518
You married well, Leonard,
and for that I am proud of you.

337
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,898
I don't... I don't...
I don't know what to say.

338
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:30,527
I'm also proud of
how hard you're trying not to cry.

339
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,239
Thank you.

340
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,116
Would you like to hang up now?

341
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,367
Yeah, here it comes.

342
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,003
Your hands are at ten and two, good.

343
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,130
Steady on the gas.

344
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,840
Okay.

345
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:55,677
Now you're gonna wanna
slowly switch lanes.

346
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,053
Why?

347
00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:00,598
Because there are only two
and you're not in either of them.

348
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,272
Attaboy. Well done.

349
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,648
Thank you.

350
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:12,444
Last time I drove,
I was terrified, but this is fun.

351
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,487
You're doing great.

352
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,072
You're a good teacher.

353
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,037
Your son is going to be lucky
to have you as a father.

354
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,540
Thanks.

355
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,795
Do you think
I could try going a little faster?

356
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,423
Go for it, champ.

357
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:34,883
Ow.

358
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,553
Sorry. Just ease on the gas and...

359
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,764
Oh! Too much, too much!

360
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,058
Why was I scared of this?
This is exhilarating.

361
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,559
No, it's not! Slow down!

362
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,311
Don't tell me what to do,
you're not my father.

363
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,865
Do you know how fast you were going?

364
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,283
A hundred and twelve.

365
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:04,454
Let me see your license.

366
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,166
- Okay, here's the plan.
- No.

367
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:11,795
Fine.

368
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:13,588
There you go.

369
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,592
You know what, you can just keep it.