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Thanks for letting me put
Halley in your room.

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Oh, no problem.

3
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And Penny, she kinda threw up
on your stuffed bear.

4
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Oh, that's okay.

5
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Hey,
that's an Ewok and it's mine.

6
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Yeah, which is why it's okay.

7
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See, he gets Ewoks in his bed.

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You've got Chewbacca, that's enough.

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I used to have the stuffed raccoon
from Guardians of the Galaxy

10
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but Cinnamon licked it raw.

11
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There's a time and place
for your randy dog stories

12
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and it's never and nowhere.

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Yeah, no more stories about sex,
so Amy, that brings us to you.

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Well, at work we've been doing

15
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some interesting research
with neuroprosthetics.

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Neat. I've been re-watching The O.C.,

17
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so we're all leading productive lives.

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We've been working
on a computer interface

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that can use brain wave patterns
to control robotic limbs,

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but we're having a little trouble
localizing the signal from the EEG cap.

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Oh, well, have you thought about adding
a phased array of sensors

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for better localization?

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Actually, that never occurred to me.

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It never occurred to me
I would miss the Ewok conversation.

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Good, 'cause I just bought
another one on Amazon.

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You know, I could use
an engineer on this project.

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Well, now, this works out great.
Howard's an engineer.

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I'm sure he knows someone qualified.

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She's talking about me, Sheldon.

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I'm perfectly qualified.

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Yeah, Howie's the world's best engineer.

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It says so right on his coffee mug.

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- Aw, you got him a mug?
- I did.

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But it's not a competition.

35
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Yeah, I lost that battle years ago.

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So, Howard, are you interested?

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Are you kidding? If I could control
robot arms with my brain

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I'd be able to do so many things.

39
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Really? Because you've been controlling
human arms with your brain for years

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and not much has come of it.

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Hey, what you reading?

42
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A parenting book.

43
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Oh, my God. Are we...

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What? No.

45
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You think this is how I would tell you?

46
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Well, you're sitting there
with a book.

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It felt like anything was possible.

48
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I don't know.

49
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Bernadette left it here.

50
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Oh, yeah? Anything interesting?

51
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Well, I just saw a picture
of a baby's head crowning,

52
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so I hope you enjoyed sex,
because we're done with that.

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Hello.

54
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- Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
- Hi.

55
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Remember how disappointed you were
when Amy started driving me to work?

56
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Sure the...

57
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Sometimes people smile
a big smile of disappointment.

58
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Yeah, well, good news,

59
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Amy had to go in early
to show Howard around her lab,

60
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so you get to drive me.

61
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Aw, his smile of disappointment
has turned into a frown of joy.

62
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It's fine.
I've been driving him for years,

63
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what's one more day?

64
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Oh, and I got
a new car game we can play.

65
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It's called, "What siren am I?"

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Kill me.

67
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Amy, your lab is amazing.

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A C-arm fluoroscope.

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A cranial ultrasound.

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And look at that coffee maker.

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I know. On our expense report,
I listed it as

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"Eduardo," my Colombian lab assistant.

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- So, this is it?
- Yes.

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We're using it to map brainwave patterns

75
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and then converting them
into electrical impulses

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that can be used to control anything
from wheelchairs to robots.

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Based on that ring on your finger,

78
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I'd say you're pretty good
at controlling robots.

79
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Careful, that's my fiancé
you're talking about

80
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and I can program him to hurt you.

81
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I don't know, French police?

82
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Oh, so close. Belgian ambulance.

83
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All right. You ready for your next one?

84
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And just a warning,
this one's a little annoying.

85
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All right, all right. Let's take
a little break. I'm getting a headache.

86
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Oh.

87
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Right in the middle of our fun game.

88
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Yeah, weird.

89
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So, Howard and Amy working together,
that's interesting, huh?

90
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Eh, it's all right, I suppose.

91
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When usually when Amy complains

92
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about her co-workers
I just tune her out,

93
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but now I'll be able to join in
and pound away.

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You're not jealous of Howard, are you?

95
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You... Of course not.

96
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The only engineer I'm jealous of

97
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is the one who blows the train whistle.

98
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Ooh, that just gave me an idea
for a new game,

99
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"What whistle am I?"

100
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Train.

101
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For your information,
it was going to be tea kettle,

102
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but the tea kettle was on a train,
so I'll give it to you.

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If we add phase detection
to your EEG sensors,

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I'll have to rewrite most of the code.

105
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Can you do that?

106
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These hands were made
to do three things.

107
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Close-up magic, writing code
and the dirty shadow puppet show

108
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that got me kicked out of Hebrew school.

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Hello.

110
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Hi. What a nice surprise.

111
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Well, I just came by to see
how you two were getting along.

112
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Well, everything's going really great.

113
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Aw, that's nice to hear.

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I was hoping
you two would enjoy working together.

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What's with the blinking?

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It's Morse code.

117
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So we can talk about...

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Without hurting... Feelings.

119
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Uh, Sheldon, I don't know Morse code.

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I do. And if you have something to say,
you can say it to my face.

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Oh.

122
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All right.

123
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I'm a little rusty,
could you say that again?

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She's going to be home at "8:00-ish"?

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What is that? 8:01, 8:02?

126
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And what kind of scientist uses "ish"?

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I'll give it a go.
My ride home with you was hellish.

128
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Sheldon, honey, if you wanna join us
for dinner you're more than welcome.

129
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Oh, thank you. I don't think
I'd be very good company tonight.

130
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Hmm, well, then out you go.

131
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Okay, what is going on?

132
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Well, ever since
Amy started working with Howard

133
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she hasn't been home.

134
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Didn't that just start this morning?

135
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And has she been home?

136
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You know, that would frustrate me.

137
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Does it frustrate you?

138
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It does.

139
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I get that.

140
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You know, it's okay to feel frustrated
when things aren't going your way.

141
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I suppose.

142
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Ah, maybe it's not that big a deal.

143
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No, no, no, your feelings are valid.

144
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Now, why don't you go wash up

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and we'll call you when dinner's ready.

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Okay.

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What did you do? Are you a witch?

148
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Well, I've been reading
Bernadette's parenting book.

149
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It's like the answer key
to the Sheldon test.

150
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That's amazing.

151
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I know. But, you know,
it's only birth to five.

152
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What do we do when he turns six?

153
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Take him to the zoo and leave him there.

154
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Hey, Bernadette.

155
00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,068
Oh, hey, Raj. Howard's not here.

156
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I know. He's been at the lab every night
this week with his work wife.

157
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That's weird, I thought his work wife
was standing in my kitchen.

158
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Don't be snippy, I came to see
how you were doing.

159
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Like, uh, do you need
help with anything?

160
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Thank you.

161
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There are a few things around the house

162
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that I've been waiting for Howard
to get to. The smoke alarms need...

163
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No, I meant emotionally.

164
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How are you feeling?

165
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Like you're not really here to help me.

166
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Wow, still snippy.

167
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Everything's fine.

168
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Howard's really excited about his work,

169
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he's been in a great mood.
I'm really proud of him.

170
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And I can fit into the pants
I wore in high school.

171
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Come on,
we don't need to lie to each other.

172
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You're right. I have a teething baby,

173
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I'm pregnant, I have a proposal
due tomorrow,

174
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I don't have time to hear about
how much you're missing my husband.

175
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Well, I think I know why
he's been working so late.

176
00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:04,420
- Hi.
- Welcome home.

177
00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:06,630
- How was work?
- Great.

178
00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:08,882
- Howard had an idea for...
- That's enough about work.

179
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:14,179
You just got here. You need to sit down
and let me pamper you.

180
00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:15,681
Oh.

181
00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:17,141
Well, that sounds nice.

182
00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:19,810
I got you a little something
to help you relax.

183
00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:23,105
Sheldon, that is the sweetest...

184
00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,317
Wha... What is this?

185
00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,695
The notes from our
quantum cognition project.

186
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I thought we could spend the evening
grinding away on it.

187
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I just got home. I'm tired.

188
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Of Howard. I know.

189
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:44,543
So how about you and me
make some beautiful science together?

190
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,298
Sheldon, I want
to work on this with you,

191
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just not tonight.

192
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What if we get up early
and do it in the morning?

193
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I promise I'll be way more into it.

194
00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:57,890
You know what?

195
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There was a time
that you would have been happy

196
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to stay up and collaborate
all night with me

197
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,771
and then wake up in the morning
and do it some more.

198
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,608
Fine, but can we make it quick?

199
00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:11,278
No. If you're just going to make me
do all the work, then go to bed.

200
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,698
But don't be surprised if you walk
out here and catch me doing it myself.

201
00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,041
Ugh.

202
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,210
Sheldon's texting me
to drive him to Bernadette's.

203
00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:27,503
What are you gonna say?

204
00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:30,088
Well, they did just introduce
the middle finger emoji.

205
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,799
If it's not for this,
I don't know what it's for.

206
00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,469
No, no, no. He'll just think that means,
"Be there in a minute."

207
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:39,723
But... maybe there's something
in the book that will help.

208
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,058
Worth a shot.

209
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,393
Okay, let's see, let's see.

210
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,437
"Biting other children?"

211
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,898
Sometimes, but problem for another day.

212
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,692
Okay, wait, wait, here we go.

213
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,444
"Let him have ownership of his choices.

214
00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:55,239
"Allow him to choose from options
that are acceptable to you."

215
00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:57,324
All right. I'll give it a try.

216
00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,702
I can drive you in two hours, or

217
00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,162
you can take an Uber.

218
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,873
Good. See, now he feels like
he has a choice.

219
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,502
He's gonna take an Uber.

220
00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:11,755
It worked.

221
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,133
Unless he bites the driver, yeah.

222
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,430
And now they're working on a Saturday.

223
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,765
Can you believe them?

224
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,392
I mean, is this how
you envisioned your weekend?

225
00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,143
No, it is not.

226
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,188
This whole thing is maddening.

227
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,983
I'm really busy.

228
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,442
I don't have time
to listen to you complain.

229
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,028
Hey, you're complaining too.

230
00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:36,697
"Sheldon, why are you here?"

231
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,574
"Sheldon, the applesauce
is for the baby."

232
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:41,910
What do you want?

233
00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:45,122
I just wish I could make
Howard feel as angry as I'm feeling.

234
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:51,378
Well, maybe you could do something
he likes and make him jealous.

235
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,965
- Like what?
- Have you ever read Tom Sawyer?

236
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,301
- No.
- Chores. He likes chores.

237
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,389
Ooh, what kind of chores?

238
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:06,184
Well, you could change the batteries
in the smoke detectors.

239
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,186
That would drive him crazy.

240
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,148
That's great.

241
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,692
Oh, he'll be so mad
smoke will be coming out of his ears

242
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,819
and then the smoke detectors
will detect it.

243
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,407
Wait a minute, hold on.
Why'd you ask me about Tom Sawyer?

244
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,160
I'm just interested in you.

245
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,829
Wha... You are sweeter
than your applesauce.

246
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,668
Okay, I'm going to extend the wait time

247
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,045
and have it poll the A to D converter

248
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,630
at the top of the loop
instead of the bottom.

249
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,214
Ah, that's impressive.

250
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,467
You think that's impressive,
take apart that brain model.

251
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,265
Oh, my God, three of clubs,
that was my card.

252
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,642
How did you...

253
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,228
I used make it appear in my pants,

254
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,439
but HR said I had to stop doing that.

255
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,985
So, how much longer till we can test it?

256
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:01,031
It needs to compile,
so it's gonna be a few minutes.

257
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,950
Sounds like we've
earned ourselves a break.

258
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,369
Wanna hear some Neil Sedaka?

259
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,288
You know,
that's your greatest magic trick

260
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:09,790
'cause you just read my mind.

261
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,812
Well, well, well.

262
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:34,481
- Hi.
- Hey.

263
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:37,776
You say you're busy as bees,
yet here you are, dancing.

264
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,320
Although, I suppose bees do dance,

265
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,948
but their dance lets other bees know
where the pollen is,

266
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:47,285
and yours does not. So my logic,
despite that slight detour, does track.

267
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,124
We're just waiting
for my code to compile.

268
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,250
What are you doing here?

269
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,544
I stopped by to see if you wanted
to go to the movies with me.

270
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,379
Oh, I'd love to,

271
00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,590
but we're just about to test
the interface. It could take a while.

272
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,719
Okay, buddy, this is not my place,

273
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,346
but Bernadette's been feeling
a little abandoned

274
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,015
with all the hours
you've been putting in.

275
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,142
You just asked him to go to the movies.

276
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,936
Yeah, but our weird relationship
was grandfathered into their marriage,

277
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,062
and yours was not.

278
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:21,069
Okay, I put new batteries
in the smoke detectors.

279
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,612
Did you do the laundry?

280
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:26,033
Hmm, I sure did.
Ooh, he's gonna be steamed,

281
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:28,535
just like his dress shirts.

282
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,914
At least he can still clean the oven,
so that's something.

283
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,875
Oh, that's what he thinks.
Where's your steel wool?

284
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,334
Right here.

285
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,337
We make quite the team.

286
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,590
Sure do.

287
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,551
Guys, you won't believe this.

288
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,220
I stopped by the university
to check in on Howard and Amy

289
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:48,555
and they were having fun.

290
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:49,765
Well, don't worry.

291
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,683
He won't be having any fun
when he gets home.

292
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,226
I did all his favorite chores.

293
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,647
What are you talking about?
Howard hates doing chores.

294
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,733
Yeah, then why would
Bernadette tell me that...

295
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,485
Bernadette.

296
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:07,407
Did you play on my well-established
gullibility to clean your house?

297
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,618
Sure did.

298
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,121
Well, I would storm out of here,

299
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,248
but I already have
the gloves and the steel wool

300
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,833
and I really do love
cleaning an oven. Move.

301
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,546
She made me do all her chores

302
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,173
and it wasn't even her idea.

303
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,925
She stole it from Tom Sawyer.

304
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,594
You know what? This is crazy.

305
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,138
Howard and Amy are working together,
get over it.

306
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:31,264
Leonard, what are you doing?

307
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,642
"Knowing when to say when."
This is not a big deal.

308
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,185
It is a big deal.

309
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,313
Howard's getting Amy used to
laughing and listening to music.

310
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,856
What if she expects
that madness at home?

311
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,400
You know, that is a good point.

312
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,820
I'm really proud of the way you're
able to talk express your feelings.

313
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,613
Thank you. I'm just so angry.

314
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,241
You know, everyone gets angry.

315
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,076
Even mommies and daddies.

316
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,082
You can't think this is the right time
to validate his behavior.

317
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,292
Okay, what about
"presenting a united front"?

318
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,795
What about you coddling him,
and he's never gonna learn?

319
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,130
Look.

320
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,465
You sound frustrated,

321
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,260
and I'm really proud of the way
you're able to state your opinion.

322
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,597
Thank you. Wait, no, no!

323
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,851
Don't use that book on me!

324
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,686
Wait, what book?

325
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:21,064
Penny's been using one of
Bernadette's parenting books on you.

326
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,732
What? So has he.

327
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,527
What makes you think
you can treat me like a child?

328
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,117
Your shampoo comes in a Big Bird bottle.

329
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,787
That's because the adult shampoo
burns my man eyes.

330
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,668
Hey, what are you working on?

331
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,170
Oh, my God. You're still here?

332
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,467
Of course I'm here.
I know what you're going through.

333
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:52,304
Really? You have a needy
Indian man in your house?

334
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,391
I did, but then he came over here.

335
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,687
So is this how it's gonna be
if we have kids,

336
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,022
you're just gonna
throw me under the bus?

337
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,274
Well, if you spoil them
the way you do Sheldon, then yeah.

338
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,109
Uh, my way was working, okay.

339
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,944
I think you're just upset because
there are some things

340
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,070
I'm better than you at.

341
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,198
Well, you can't end a sentence
with a preposition,

342
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,282
so clearly not grammar.

343
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,911
If you're so smart,
was that a smart thing to say?

344
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,580
That depends. Before I said it,
was sex tonight still on the table?

345
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,040
- No.
- Then it's fine.

346
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,337
You know, once we get this operational,

347
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,380
we could probably figure out
how to make it wireless.

348
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,216
That'd be amazing.

349
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,761
Oh, it's Sheldon.

350
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,222
Oh, he's upset with Leonard and Penny.

351
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,350
And Bernadette.

352
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:40,977
And Mark Twain.

353
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:47,651
Yeah, Bernadette texted earlier.
Raj is really getting on her nerves.

354
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,986
I guess we have been working late a lot.

355
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,989
Should we call it a night and go home?

356
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,159
Or we could brew a pot of coffee
and power through.

357
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,495
I don't know, it's getting kinda late.

358
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,373
Hey, where's my watch?

359
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:03,541
Why don't you ask your skeleton?

360
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,841
Oh, my God, how is that even possible?

361
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,809
This is great,
the two of us hanging out.

362
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,143
Why didn't we think of this earlier?

363
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,063
Agreed. I don't need Amy
to watch a movie,

364
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,148
I can not hold your hand just as easily.

365
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,282
In the book this is based on,

366
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,117
that man's the killer.