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Hey! Look what I got everybody.

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Newspapers?

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Did you find a portal back
to the 1990s?

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No. If he had that,
he'd be trying to prevent NSYNC

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from breaking up.

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Oh, please. I'm glad they broke up.

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Otherwise, Justin would
never have brought sexy back.

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One thing you can't get
on an iPad,

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the smell of ink and paper.

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One more reason
iPads are better.

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They reviewed
my planetarium show.

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Yeah. It's on page three
of the Arts and Leisure section.

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Oh, look, they still have Far Side.

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I don't get that one.

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Oh. He's pushing
when he should be pulling.

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I don't think he belongs
in that gifted school, then.

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- What are you doing?
- Making a boat.

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When I was a kid,
my dad showed me how.

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Boy, you'll do anything
to avoid reading.

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Guys, it's under
"Things to do this weekend."

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I can't find it.
What does it say?

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That it's a thing
to do this weekend.

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Well, that's great, Raj.
Congratulations.

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You know, while we're bragging,
The Journal of Prosthetic Medicine

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just wrote up the project that
Howard and I are working on.

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Well, you didn't tell me that.

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Oh, it just came out.
It's just a little blurb.

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Oh. Well, good for you.

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You know, Bert and I have
started isolating zircons

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from meteorites
for our dark matter search.

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Oh! Well, how nice.

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Everyone's doing impressive work.

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What have you been
working on these days?

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Ooh, where'd that come from?

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Where did what come from?

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I try to be supportive,

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and you break out the hot lights
and the rubber hose.

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I just asked
what you've been working on.

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Oh, my God, let it go.

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Can you believe this guy?

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I did it!

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See? It's a boat.

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It's also a hat.

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Okay, how do you want
to play this?

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Do you want to pretend like
nothing's bothering you

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and blow up later,
or do you just want to be

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a maniac right now?

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Nothing is bothering me.

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Fine. Be that way.

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If you want to talk,
I'll be flushing my sinuses.

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Wait.

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I have a confession.

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When I berated Leonard,

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it was a clever ruse
to conceal the fact

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that I'm not
working on anything.

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Well, I think I speak for everyone

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when I say, "No!"

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The truth is I have
nothing of interest to pursue.

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Well, maybe this is
the perfect opportunity

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to take some time
for yourself and refocus.

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I'm sure you'll find something
you're excited about.

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Thank you, Amy.

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I don't know what I'd do
without you.

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Hey, can I stay here?
Sheldon kicked me out.

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Well, is everything okay?

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Yeah. He just wants
some alone time to work.

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Fine. Make yourself at home.

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Yeah. We were just about
to watch a little TV.

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- You're welcome to join us.
- Thanks. I'll be right with you.

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I just have to do my neti pot.

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So what are you guys gonna watch?

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Okay.

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Hey, what do you think
we should open our show with?

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Thor and Doctor Jones
or Let's Get Astrophysical?

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I think we should
start with something

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that gets them up on their feet.

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Maybe Sherlock Around the Clock.

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Great, yeah.
Let's give it a try.

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Hailey's napping! Keep it down!

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Right. Sorry.

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It's cool.
We don't need volume to rock.

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Instead of blowing
the roof off this place,

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we can gently lift it off

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and set it quietly down
in the backyard.

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Okay. One, two, three, four.

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Holmes said to Watson

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On Baker Street

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Come on Doctor

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Time to move them feet

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Sing it with us!

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Sherlock Sherlock

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Sherlock around the clock

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We can't hear you.

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Sherlock Sherlock

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Sherlock around the clock

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Nice going.

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Sorry. Sorry. I'll get her.

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One sec.

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You bought diapers, right?

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Be right back.

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Rock and roll!

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Okay. Scratch paper, check.

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Whiteboard, check.

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Chex Mix, check.

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And here we go.

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Dang it.

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Hello, Mother.

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Hi there, Shelly.
You will never believe

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who I ran into
at the barbecue festival.

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I am right in the middle
of some very important work.

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I don't have time for this
right now.

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Then why did you
answer the phone?

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Because you raised me
to be polite.

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Now stop bothering me.

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Hello again.

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Who did you see
at the barbecue festival?

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Mr. Watkins.

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Yeah. Really?

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You called me and interrupted
my work to tell me

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that you ran into somebody
you could plausibly run into?

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I'm sorry, Mother,
I really need to focus here.

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I will speak to you next week.

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Okay, sweetheart.
I'll talk to you then.

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I thought Mr. Watkins
moved to Florida.

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He did.
He was back visiting his son.

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Oh, gosh darn it,
that is interesting.

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Was it Tommy or Joe?

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I bet it was Joe, 'cause
he and Tommy had a falling out

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over that time-share.

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You guys do anything fun after dinner?

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Well, actually Amy came
back over and we hung out.

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Did you know that we're both
spelling bee champs?

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We stayed up for hours
trying to stump each other.

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Who won?

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She thought she had me
with "appoggiatura,"

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but I shut that down expeditiously.

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E-X-P-E-D-I-T-I-O-U-S-L-Y.
Expeditiously.

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Wow. I bet that made Penny
take off all of her clothes.

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Put her pajamas on and
then go to bed early.

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- Yeah, at like, 9:00.
- Yeah.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Oh, are we still on
for band practice this evening?

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Oh, shoot.

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I promised I would take Halley
over to Bernadette's parents.

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Dude, the gig is,
like, next weekend.

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I know. I'm sorry.
I really want to do this,

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but I just don't think
I have the time.

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Okay. I guess I'll have to cancel.

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Toby Greenbaum will have to
become a man without us.

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Too bad, you guys kill at bar mitzvahs.

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And other events that
people can't leave.

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I don't want to be the one
who breaks up the band.

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You know, maybe you should

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think about replacing me.

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- Okay.
- I mean...

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I know it'll be hard since we...

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I bet Bert could do it.
He plays guitar.

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I'm gonna go ask him.

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I guess he forgot that
I play the cello.

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I don't think he did.

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Okay, I think it's ready.

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Should we put on safety goggles?

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Well, the funnest fun
is the safest fun, so yes.

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Hey.

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- Hi.
- Hello.

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Amy, you're here, again.

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Yeah, Sheldon said he needed
another night to work,

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so I said I'd give him some space.

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So what's all this?

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Well, Amy and I were talking
about old science fair projects

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and how fun it would be
to recreate them.

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We're making hot ice.

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It's pretty cool.

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- Nice one.
- Yeah.

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Turns out we both

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did this as our science fair
projects in ninth grade.

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Do you remember any of
your high school projects?

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Uh... Well,
I remember telling Jenny Runyon

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that I would teach her
how to flirt with boys

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if she put my name on her project.

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I got an "A," she got pregnant.

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Girls like you are why I had to
come straight home after school.

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Check this out.

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Look at that.

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Wow, that's amazing.

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Mmm-hmm. The crystallization is
an exothermic process,

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so the ice is actually hot.

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- I won first place for this.
- So did I.

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I threw Jenny's baby shower.

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Oh. Hey, in seventh grade,

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I built a cobra wave.
You want to do that?

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Oh. We can come up with
a wave speed formula,

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and see how accurately
we can predict the amplitude.

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Wow, I didn't think
anything could top

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last night's spelling bee,
but here comes math.

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I'm sorry, we don't
have to do more experiments.

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Let's do something we can all enjoy.

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Hey, you want to watch
that show you like

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where people want to buy a house
and then they do?

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No, no, you guys do your experiments.
I'll go pick up dinner.

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- Are you sure?
- Yeah, you're having science fun,

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00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,979
and I don't want to interfere,
or watch you.

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Did I actually do it?

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I did. I did.

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The answer is one in 18 million.

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What is?

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The odds of you
running into Mr. Watkins.

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Oh, Shelly. I have bad news.

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Mr. Watkins passed this morning.

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Oh!

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I'm sorry.

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00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,016
I know. What are the odds of that?

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Call you back.

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Now, let's calculate the amplitude!

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All right!

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00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:03,455
Sheldon? Sheldon? Sheldon?

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00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:08,919
It's annoying when you do it.

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I brought pizza.

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00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,840
Oh, thank you.

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I have been working pretty hard.

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I could use a break.

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What's that?

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00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,596
Yeah, that is an experiment

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to see how many parallelograms
I could draw

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while holding my breath.

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Is that where you blacked out?

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No, actually,

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that's where I blacked out.

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And this?

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That is a list

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of all the different types
of natural disasters.

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"Fire-quake"?

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I made that one up.

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Which I shouldn't have,
because now I'm scared of it.

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Hey, I thought you were
working on actual science.

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I am.

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I'm trying to come up with
a new approach to dark matter,

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but people keep distracting me.

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First, my mother kept answering
the phone when I called,

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even though she knew I was busy.

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And now you show up
with my favorite shape of food.

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A circle made of triangles
served in a square box.

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00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:07,769
Maybe I'll just eat this
in the laundry room.

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00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,104
No, no. Wait.

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You don't have to go, as long as you
sit quietly and don't say anything.

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Fine.

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Mmm.

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Good.

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Are you mocking me?

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00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,925
Hey, you want to hear
one of my geology songs?

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So it's about rocks?

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Better. It's about a boulder.

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Isn't that the same thing?

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Far from it.

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A boulder has a diameter
greater than 25.6 centimeters.

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Is that fact in the song?

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No.

258
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Yes.

259
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,404
It's sung from the viewpoint
of the boulder

260
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,323
that chases Indiana Jones.

261
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,909
That's right up our alley.
Let's hear it.

262
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,202
Okay.

263
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:11,541
Alone in my temple
in the middle of Peru

264
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:15,337
A giant stone ball
with nothing much to do

265
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,465
But if you steal my idol

266
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:21,802
I will roll right over you

267
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:27,015
'Cause I'm six tons of
granite and Micaceous Schist

268
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,102
Yeah I'm six tons of granite and

269
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,645
Micaceous Schist

270
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:35,983
Yeah, I'm six tons of granite
and Micaceous Schist

271
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:38,402
Yeah I'm six tons of granite and

272
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,654
Micaceous Schist

273
00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:43,991
So, I think if we want

274
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,368
to predict the height
of the wave, we need to use

275
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,870
elasticity theory and model the lattice

276
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,373
as one continuous flexible piece.

277
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:52,916
This is fun.

278
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,543
Playing with Popsicle sticks,

279
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,878
exploring ways
to store kinetic energy.

280
00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:59,047
It's like preschool all over again.

281
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,050
Except now if I eat paste,
it's because I want to,

282
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:04,302
not because
Craig Schultz is making me.

283
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,639
Hey, can I ask you a question?

284
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:08,807
Is it, "Where was the teacher?"

285
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,101
She was in the bathroom smoking,
that's where.

286
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:15,355
It wasn't, but I'm glad
to see you've moved on.

287
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:19,401
I was gonna ask if being married
felt any different.

288
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:20,819
Oh.

289
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,530
Not really.

290
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,949
Sorry. That probably wasn't
the answer you were looking for.

291
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,993
No, actually it is.

292
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,704
I mean, Sheldon and I are in
a really great place right now,

293
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,373
and I just, I don't want
anything to mess that up.

294
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,375
Mmm-hmm. You do remember you're here

295
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:37,669
because he kicked you
out of your apartment?

296
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:39,880
Yes.

297
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,965
His work is important to him.

298
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,719
It's one of the things I find
the sexiest about him.

299
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,138
Well, that and...

300
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,312
His butt.

301
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,441
And then, I was thinking about

302
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,401
inventing a new
dark matter particle

303
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,403
to evade the omega
baryon constraints,

304
00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:04,863
but that just seems like something

305
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,406
anyone could come up with.

306
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:09,576
Hmm. Agreed.

307
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,120
You know what's blowing my mind?

308
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:16,208
Somebody thought about
putting cheese in this crust.

309
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:21,088
I just wish I could find
something that excites me.

310
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,757
You do understand that
crust doesn't normally

311
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,717
come with cheese in it?

312
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:27,844
Okay, all right, look.

313
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,889
What got you excited about
dark matter in the first place?

314
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:34,101
Well, I left string theory,

315
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,644
which I'd been working
on for a long time,

316
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,855
and everyone was talking about
how cool dark matter was,

317
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,691
and I thought, "Well, sure,
I'll give that a whirl."

318
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,069
So it's your rebound science?

319
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:47,572
What's that?

320
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,699
Well, not the science you spend
the rest of your life with,

321
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,202
but the one you use to make
yourself feel pretty again.

322
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,124
Well, if I'm being honest,

323
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,084
I never forgot about string theory.

324
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,460
I mean, it's remarkable.

325
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:03,338
It's the closest we've come
to a theory of everything,

326
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,966
something even Einstein
couldn't figure out.

327
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,344
Well, if he couldn't figure
it out, maybe it's just wrong.

328
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,930
But it's so elegant.

329
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:15,016
I mean, look, string theory posits

330
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:18,061
that the fundamental particles
we see in three dimensions

331
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:23,275
are actually strings embedded
in multidimensional space-time.

332
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:26,319
Interesting.

333
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,614
So that would mean,

334
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:31,700
that...

335
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,120
Can't do this by myself, buddy.

336
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,716
What is happening?

337
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,886
I was trying not to wake you.

338
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,596
Did it work?

339
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,723
Sorry.

340
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,558
I just realized,

341
00:16:56,766 --> 00:17:00,729
now that I'm not in the band,
I can focus on my own music.

342
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,148
You know? Go solo.

343
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,651
You said you were
taking a break from the band

344
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,278
to help with me and the baby.

345
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:12,032
Yes, and write an astronaut musical.

346
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,326
Picture this.
The curtain opens.

347
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,913
There's a lone astronaut floating
in the inky blackness of space.

348
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,248
Maybe wires, maybe fog.

349
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:22,500
I'll let the director figure that out.

350
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,796
I really don't know when

351
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:32,385
I'll run out of oxygen

352
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,932
Good news! I'm back in the band!

353
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,309
So Bernadette doesn't mind?

354
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,311
It was her idea!

355
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,608
So it's sort of like a guitar string,

356
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,652
but instead of making an actual sound,

357
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,946
each vibration is a different particle.

358
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,491
Precisely. And when
you express it in 11 dimensions,

359
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,743
Einstein's relativity equations pop out.

360
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:57,953
Does that sound like a coincidence?

361
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,829
- It does not.
- Yep.

362
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,207
That's what I think.

363
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:05,377
So, did we do it?
Did we just solve string theory?

364
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,628
Oh!

365
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,130
I appreciate your enthusiasm,

366
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,674
but this is not the sort of thing

367
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,925
we can figure out in a night.

368
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,010
People have been
stuck on this for decades.

369
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,720
What, decades? Really?

370
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:18,890
It's a string.
How hard can it be?

371
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,767
It's straight, it's in a loop,

372
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,019
it gets knotted up
with other strings.

373
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:25,021
Well, actually there are no knots

374
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,982
in anything greater
than four dimensions.

375
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,276
Unless

376
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:33,321
we get around that
by considering them as sheets.

377
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,240
You know, topologically speaking,

378
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,410
that has
a lot of interesting possibilities.

379
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,162
See? How long did that take me,
like a minute?

380
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,336
Thought you were getting us dinner.

381
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,921
Sorry.
I had to stop at Sheldon's

382
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,340
and help him solve string theory.

383
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,305
What?

384
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:01,641
Yeah, turns out the answer's knots.

385
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,685
That's cute,
but you can't have knots

386
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,145
in more than four dimensions.

387
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:08,481
Mmm. You can
if you consider them sheets.

388
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,150
Good night.

389
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,496
What up,
my Hebrews and She-brews?

390
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,334
We are Footprints on the Moon.

391
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,171
Toby, today you are a man,

392
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,423
and you will face
many obstacles in life.

393
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:37,385
And some of those obstacles
are gonna feel like boulders.

394
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,015
This first song is about
the greatest boulder

395
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,975
in the history of cinema.

396
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,562
One, two, three.

397
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:57,072
Alone in my temple
in the middle of Peru

398
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:01,201
A giant stone ball
with nothing to do

399
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:04,579
But if you steal my idol

400
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,415
I will roll right over you

401
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,877
'Cause I'm six tons of granite

402
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,213
And Micaceous Schist

403
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,715
Yeah I'm six tons of granite

404
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:18,468
And Micaceous Schist

405
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,889
I'm gonna crush you
I'm gonna mush you

406
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,266
You took my idol I'm homicidal

407
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,894
Gonna roll over you
till your brains come out

408
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,814
And your bones will crunch
and your blood will spout

409
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:35,318
I'm not just a rock, baby
I'm a boulder.

410
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:43,201
'Cause I'm six tons of granite

411
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,578
And Micaceous Schist

412
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,039
Yeah I'm six tons of granite

413
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,291
And Micaceous Schist

414
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,919
Yeah I'm six tons of granite

415
00:20:53,305 --> 00:21:03,305
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