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Oh, my God, I can't believe
how big Hailey's getting.

2
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Yeah. Where's Howard?

3
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He's changing Michael.

4
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All done. You know, fun fact,

5
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did you know baby boys
can pee straight up?

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Grown-up boys, too.

7
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Why would we high-five that?

8
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So how are you guys?

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Really good.

10
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Except for when we went
grocery shopping,

11
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and the checkout lady asked
when I was due.

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But you handled it well.

13
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Well, if you guys need help,
I'd be happy to come over.

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Oh, thanks, but we're really
trying to enjoy this family time

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before we both go back to work.

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Okay, well, we all miss you.

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- You guys, too.
- Bye.

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Boy, seeing them
all together like that

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has got my biological clock
ticking like crazy.

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- Yeah, I don't think men have...
- I do.

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- Hi.
- Hello.

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- Hey, guys.
- Good news.

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We have save the date cards.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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Didn't go with my calligrapher.
Interesting.

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What is this picture?

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Oh, It's an MRI of our brains
photoshopped

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to look like they're kissing.

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Is it too sexy?

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It's too something.

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Guys, May 12, that's exciting.

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- I know.
- Do you guys have a location yet?

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'Cause you don't have a lot of time.

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Hey, it took us nine
months to pick a date,

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and a week to decide if
brains can have lips on them,

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so get in the boat and row.

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- Michael's out.
- So is Halley.

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Oh, my God, he's so cute.

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So is she.

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- Switch?
- Yeah.

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- Oh, my God, he's so cute.
- So is she.

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I just love them so much.

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Me, too.

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My heart feels like it's gonna explode.

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Of course, it's full of brisket,
so it probably will.

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I didn't even know I was capable
of loving someone so much.

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More than me?

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- Oh, what...
- I'm just messing with you.

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I totally love them more than you.

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I get that.

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I would take a bullet for them.

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But I would get seriously
mutilated for you.

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That's sweet.

55
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But you should know,
if you got seriously mutilated,

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I might dump you.

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You'd be crazy not to.
Even unmutilated, I'm no prize.

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You know, I'm really happy
with our wedding date.

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The month squared equals the
square of the sum of the members

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of the set of prime factors of the day.

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Isn't that romantic?

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Yes, it's like that Shakespeare sonnet,

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"Shall I compare thee to a day

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"that's also a really weird
math problem."

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It's a shame you're joking. That'd be
a lovely reading at our ceremony.

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Well, we only have
two months to find a venue,

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and I had a thought.

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What about the Athenaeum club
at Caltech?

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Albert Einstein
was a member there.

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- It's beautiful.
- Yeah.

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And Albert Einstein was a member there.

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- It's close.
- And Albert Einstein was a member there.

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And Albert Einstein was a member there.

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There!

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Now you sound like a woman
who wants to get married.

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- So you're interested?
- Oh, of course.

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Yeah, but that club
is extremely exclusive.

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You know, Leonard's been trying
to get us in there for years,

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but no luck.

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Well, that's odd.

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When I called, they said they'd
be excited to give us a tour.

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Well, I suppose we can give it a look,

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and if it doesn't work out,
I hear that there is

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a nearby Chinese restaurant
that Einstein used to frequent.

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Or, we pick a place we like,
and don't worry about Einstein.

86
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Boy, reality TV is right,
brides are crazy.

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So, how has it been,
being home with two kids?

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Tiring, but super rewarding.

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Like Pilates, yeah, got it.

90
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Honestly, it's gonna be hard
when we both go back to work.

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I've been thinking maybe
it would be better if

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one of us decided to stay home.

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I don't know, I was raised
by servants, and look at me.

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I literally can't tell
if you think that's good or bad.

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Well, on one hand, they filled
my tub with scented oils

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and brought me honeyed sweets,
on the other hand,

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I spent my twenties incapable
of talking to women.

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So you know, pros and cons.

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Here's my dilemma.
I kind of want to stay home.

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But Bernadette is a way better
parent than I am.

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Wait, does Bernadette want to stay home?

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I don't know. She's really
invested in her career,

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and she's doing great.

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I think it should be me.

105
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Wow, I admire you, Howard.

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It would be hard for me to buck
traditional gender roles like that.

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Didn't you see Taylor Swift
twice this month?

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Yeah, because she's hot,
not because she sings my truth.

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Did Albert Einstein ever sit
in any of these chairs?

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I think these are fairly new.

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But Stephen Hawking's eaten here a lot.

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Yeah, but he brings
his own chair, you know?

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Well, it seems kind of perfect,

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and it's close enough to your office,

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so you can use the bathroom you like.

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I put a sticker over the auto-flush,
so it doesn't startle me.

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Here's my card.
Why don't you two talk it over,

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and I will check to see
if our soup spoons

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are "deeper than they are wide."

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What? Too deep is a ladle, not a spoon.

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I really like it.

122
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Oh, I must admit, I do, as well.

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Look at how somber all
the men in these portraits are.

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I feel like that sets
a good tone for our wedding.

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Is that Leonard?

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Uh, no, no. These are all dead,
accomplished scientists.

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Leonard will only ever be
one of those things.

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I mean, Leonard and Penny
are right there.

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But he told me he checked on
our membership just last week,

130
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and we were still 400th in line.

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I'm sure there's an innocent explanation
that won't ruin my day at all.

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Leonard.

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- Oh, hey.
- Hey.

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How did you get in here?

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What do you mean? Leonard's a member.

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You told me it was incredibly exclusive.

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Yeah, look, about that, I lied.

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Hey, wait, you told me
it was exclusive, too.

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Mm-hmm. I avoided him and impressed you,
all with the same lie.

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Damn, Hofstadter, didn't
think you had it in you.

141
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Well, I'm not sure I know
how I feel about this place now.

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Then don't turn around.

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Cooper!

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Oh. Good, you're here.

145
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There's something
I want to talk to you about.

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We're not putting a TV in the bathroom.
That's how you get hemorrhoids.

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No, this is important.

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Uh...

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I was thinking maybe one of us should
stay home full-time, with the kids.

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Oh, great, so I have to give up my job
and everything I've worked for?

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Actually, I was thinking
I should stay home.

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Oh, so I have to abandon
my children and go back to work,

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while you get to stay home
and bond with them?

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You just said you didn't want to.

155
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No, I don't want to have to,
but if I want to, I should get to.

156
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Do you want to?

157
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Maybe I do.

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What if I also want to?

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Well, I don't know,
we can't both stay home.

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Don't you think
you should go back to work,

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because you make more money?

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Don't you think
you should make more money?

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I think it's pretty sexist of you to say

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a dad can't stay home with his children.

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You know what else is sexist,
the phrase "suck it,"

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yet, here we are.

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I can't believe Leonard lied to me.

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What are we gonna find out next,

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that he's not really lactose intolerant?

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He's just friends with
an invisible trumpet player?

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I know you're upset, but if
we want to book the Athenaeum,

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we really should do it
now, and then, I promise,

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we'll have our whole lives
to complain about Leonard.

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Oh, somebody got a head start
on her vows.

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So do we agree?
Do we want to get married there?

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I don't know.

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I mean, Einstein was a member.
I like that.

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You know? But Leonard's a member,
and that really steams my clams.

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Oh, I love it when you're folksy.
I'm just gonna call.

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On the other hand, shaming
Leonard during our wedding

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at the very place he betrayed me

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does have a beautiful symmetry to it.

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That's nice, it'll be your first
petty act as a married man.

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Oh, hi, Kathleen?

185
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Yeah, this is Amy from earlier.

186
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I'd like to go ahead and reserve May 12.

187
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Although, it is our wedding.

188
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Well, maybe it shouldn't be
all about revenge.

189
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Oh, I see.

190
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Okay, thanks.

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- Someone booked our date.
- Uh... What?

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Who?

193
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Well, well, well.

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This is a pickle.

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Yes, so, if you will just move
your birthday party

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to a different location,
everything will be fine.

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Oh, it's tricky.

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I don't want to move my party,
but I also don't want to help you...

199
00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,103
Oh, wait, I don't have a problem.

200
00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,065
No. I do.

201
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,026
Yeah, you do.

202
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,160
- Morning.
- Hey, where you been?

203
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,413
Oh, nowhere special.
Just the park, the farmer's market,

204
00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:23,081
then we hopped on the Gold Line
to Chinatown

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because it's important for the kids
to experience other cultures.

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00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:27,961
What have you been doing?

207
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,006
It's 8:00 a.m. Sleeping.

208
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,759
Oh, so are the kids.
I guess they take after you.

209
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,640
You're just trying to prove that
you'd do a better job than me.

210
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,935
You're pretty sharp
having just woken up.

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00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:47,105
Howard, we both know
you can't keep up this pace.

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00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,733
By this afternoon you're gonna
be passed out on the couch

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and I'm gonna have three
exhausted babies to deal with.

214
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,822
Not true. I got this.

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00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,324
You know, in fact,
why don't you take the day off?

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00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,619
Fine. Maybe I'll have lunch with Penny.

217
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,871
Take your time. Get a massage.

218
00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:06,124
You deserve it after all
the sleep you've been getting.

219
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,129
Maybe Barry will change his mind.

220
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,298
Oh, I doubt it.

221
00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:15,676
I said some pretty unprofessional things
about his work.

222
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,512
I may have even used the "S" word.

223
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,057
Subpar?

224
00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,435
I'm not proud of it, Amy,
but I have a temper.

225
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,356
Well, I suppose we could pick
a different date.

226
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,316
Well, it took you nine months
to choose that one.

227
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,901
I'll pick a different husband first.

228
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:40,075
Hey, I just, I wanted to
apologize about the Athenaeum.

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00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,494
- Why did you lie to me?
- I don't know.

230
00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:44,162
It just seemed funny at first

231
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:47,124
and then the longer it went on,
funnier it got.

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00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,461
So, yeah, I guess that's why.

233
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,673
That's not much of an apology.

234
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,425
Yeah, because he's not really sorry.

235
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,303
Obviously, he wanted a place
to go where I wouldn't be

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00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:02,681
and apparently all of outside
wasn't enough for him.

237
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:04,892
Come on. I do feel bad.

238
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,019
Uh, why? Did your best friend
hurt your feelings?

239
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,228
- Come on, Sheldon.
- Look,

240
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,272
I only have time to deal
with one jerk right now

241
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,065
- and that's Barry Kripke.
- What?

242
00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:14,818
He has the Athenaeum booked
for our wedding date

243
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,570
- and he won't give it up.
- Yeah, so if you could just

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please leave before I get angry

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and say something I will regret
about your face, your height,

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your personal hygiene or
the fact that your science,

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while serviceable, lacks panache.

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That's actually one of the nicest things
you've ever said about my work.

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And now I regret it. Goodbye.

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Hey. There you are.

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Yeah, I just wanted to stop in
and see my office

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before we went to lunch.

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Just a few more weeks,
you'll be back full-time, huh?

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Yeah.

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00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,520
Oh-oh. That wasn't a happy "yeah."

256
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,689
That was a "Hey, Leonard,
do you want to go to the gym?" yeah.

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I've just been thinking
that maybe I'd rather

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stay home with the kids and be a mom.

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Wow. That's big.

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I know.

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Dr. Rostenkowski.
I'm sorry, I didn't know you were back.

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I'm not
I just came to meet Penny for lunch.

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Is there anything I can get you?
Coffee? Water?

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- No, I think we're just gonna...
- Coffee sounds good.

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- Cold brew, almond milk?
- Perfect.

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Nothing, nothing for me.

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It's weird. I've been away so long
I don't miss any of this.

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Sorry to bother you.

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Dr. Lee heard you were here
and had a quick question.

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Yeah, fine. Put him on.

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Jerold, what's going on?
Hope you're not screwing up my research.

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You calling from a bike ride?
'Cause you're backpedaling hard.

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All right, fine. Email it over.
I'll take a look.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, sorry. Where were we?

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Love your kids. Don't miss your job.

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Right, right.

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There's nothing in the world
like holding your sleeping baby,

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knowing you make him
feel safe and then...

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Oh, good, you got the little cookies
I like.

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I wouldn't mind a cookie.
And he's gone. Okay.

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- Hey, Kripke.
- Hello, Hofstadter.

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Why are you cleaning that out
yourself? Don't you have grad students?

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Come on, I can't make my grad
students do every dirty job

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or so I've been told in writing
by the head of Human Resources.

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Fair enough. Uh, so, look,

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I'm here to ask you
to give Sheldon and Amy

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the Athenaeum for their wedding.

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Why would I do that?

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Because deep down, Barry,
you're a really good guy.

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But am I?

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Fine. What's it gonna take?

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Barry, I've come to ask one more...

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Leonard? Why are you doing that?

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Because deep down
Barry is not a good guy.

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Uh, he's making you clean out
barrels of irradiated grease?

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00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:13,789
Yeah. Uh...

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I made a deal with him

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to get you the Athenaeum
for your wedding.

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Why would you do that?

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Because I was a jerk
for lying to you before

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and besides, you're my best friend.

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I want you to have
the wedding of your dreams.

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On Mars?

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00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,563
Okay, I want Amy to have
the wedding of her dreams.

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Well, thank you.

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00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,026
But I don't want you to do this.

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- No, it's okay.
- No, it's not.

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We're not going to let Barry win.

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00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:48,824
Well, what are we going to do?

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We have a combined IQ of 360.

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Perhaps more if that radiation
gave you a super brain.

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00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,542
You know what? You're right.

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If we work together we could
totally outsmart Barry Kripke.

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00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,639
Leonard, my nose itches. What do I do?

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00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:19,479
Boy. I really passed out hard.

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Yeah, tell me about it.

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The kids could've screamed bloody murder
and you wouldn't have woken up.

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Which I know because they did.

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I'm sorry.

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00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,700
Why did I think I could
do this on my own?

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00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:35,328
Hey, don't beat yourself up.
Parenting is hard.

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00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:40,000
Like, I've seen and smelled things today
that I cannot unsee or unsmell.

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- Thanks for covering for me.
- No, I mean he only drinks milk.

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Like, where are the colors coming from?

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00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,555
- What time is it?
- Uh, it's almost 6:00.

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Okay. Bernadette's gonna be home soon.
We gotta divide and conquer.

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00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,351
I'll make dinner. You watch the kids.

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00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,604
- Kids are asleep.
- Great, then you make dinner.

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00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,193
Hey, good news, Amy.

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00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,320
We got the Athenaeum.

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Oh, my gosh. That's amazing.

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00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,158
How'd you get Barry to change his mind?

334
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,910
Well, I couldn't have done it
without Leonard.

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00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,453
Boy, you should've seen us in there.

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00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,121
We were like Batman and Robin.

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00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,291
Why do I have to be Robin?

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00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,335
If you have to ask, you're Robin.

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00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,338
What happened?

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00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,090
Well, we scrubbed out some
barrels of irradiated grease,

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rinsed off in a safety shower
and then told Barry Kripke what is what.

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00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,263
And he just gave in?

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00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,265
Well, we agreed to invite him
to the wedding.

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00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,100
Okay. No problem.

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00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,477
And he gets to bring a date.

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00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,103
- Well, that's reasonable.
- Yeah.

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00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,814
And if she charges by the hour,
we have to cover it.

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00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,736
What else did you agree to?

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00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:53,990
Well, uh, you know
how Barry has the voice of an angel?

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00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,078
He is not singing at our wedding.

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00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,413
He only wants to sing Volare.

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00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,958
Oh, Volare.

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00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,503
That's what he was saying.

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00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,505
Boy, I didn't, I did not get that.

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00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,050
Guys, I appreciate everything you did,

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00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,761
but we can find another location
that's just as good.

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00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,472
Maybe the Japanese garden
or the planetarium.

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00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,976
The planetarium.
I hadn't thought about that.

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00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,227
That's even better.

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00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:23,561
Wait, what?

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00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,022
I scrubbed sludge for you.

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00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,109
Uh, I may be slightly radioactive.

363
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,403
Oh, you're exaggerating.

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00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,029
Don't let him touch the silverware.

365
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,747
Why is Raj asleep on our couch?

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00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,874
I needed some help so he came by,

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00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,626
played with the kids,
read them some stories,

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00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,586
put them down for their nap
and made dinner.

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00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,047
What'd you do?

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00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,216
Ate dinner.

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00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,096
Okay, look, I don't think I'm cut out
to be a stay-at-home dad.

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00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:01,266
And since you want to,
you should stay home.

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00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,768
I do definitely want to,

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00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,896
but I know how much this means
to you and it was just one day.

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00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,857
So, don't give up.

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00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,320
You don't want to stay home, either.
Do you?

377
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,155
When I went by the office they gave me

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00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,198
coffee and cookies
and no one peed on me.

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00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,661
I miss that so much.

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00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:26,708
Well, I love the kids,
but I also love my job.

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00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,877
And sleep.

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00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:32,088
I know. I took a two-hour nap
on the couch in my office.

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00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,799
I took a three-hour nap on
the floor in the living room.

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00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:39,220
- How do you feel now?
- Honestly? Still tired.

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00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,015
Me, too.

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00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:45,226
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

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00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,728
And we'll figure this all out.

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00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,104
Yeah.

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00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,566
Everyone's asleep.

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00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,903
You want to head upstairs and,

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00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,905
you know.

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00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,158
Let's just do it right here.

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00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:03,119
Oh-oh, I like the way you think.

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