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BUt why do they still call Batman
using the Bat-Signal?

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Wouldn't it just be, like,
easier to text him?

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The Bat-Signal
isn't just to alert Batman,

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it's also to strike fear
in the hearts of his enemies

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and let them know he's coming.

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Sort of like Sheldon's knock.

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Comparing me to Batman? I'll take it.

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If we don't do anything how long do you
think they'll talk about Batman?

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Well, I've known them for 11 years,
so 11 years.

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I believe they do text him.

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The Bat-Signal is linked
to his phone via Bluetooth.

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Has that been in the comics?

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No, it's just what I believe.

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All right, I'm putting a stop to this.

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If you knew how,
why'd you wait eleven years?

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Hey, guys, guess what?

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Today at work I found out
I'm going to meet Bill Gates.

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Sorry, Leonard,
you and Penny had a good run.

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I'm not leaving him for Bill Gates.

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Are you sure?
I bet his internet's really fast

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How did this happen?

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Well, his foundation is looking to
partner with a pharmaceutical company

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to help develop affordable vaccines,
so they asked me to show him around.

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That's great, when's he coming?

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He gets in on Sunday, and Monday morning

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I'm gonna give him a tour
of the labs and offices.

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Oh.

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He gets in on Sunday, April 1 st.

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Nice try, Penny.

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What are you talking about?

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April Fools' Day.

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This is another one of your classic
pranks you try to pull on me every year.

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Literally never pulled a prank on you.

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Oh, really? What about last year,
when you sent me that email

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with the photo attached
but you didn't attach a photo?

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That was a mistake.

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Messing with me, yes, it was.

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And this year, I'm not falling for it.

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- Sheldon, I swear...
- What are you doing?

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Oh, you're right.
He's not coming. April Fools.

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You know what they say,
fool me n times,

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where n equals the amount of times
you've already fooled me, shame on you.

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Fool me n plus one times, shame on me.

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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today

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So you're gonna spend a day
with Bill Gates, I'm a little jealous.

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I'm a little nervous.

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You know if I do a good job,

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I'm hoping they'll consider me
for a PR position that's opening up.

49
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Well, if you're nervous...
I know a lot about him,

50
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I can fill you in
or maybe come along, whatever.

51
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I think I'll be okay.

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Well, I'm just saying, what are you
gonna do when he wants to talk about

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high-level language interpreters
for microcomputers?

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What are high-level language
interpreters for micro-computers?

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A way of programming computers

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using words and commands
instead of binary code.

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Oh, that's actually kind of interesting,
tell me more.

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- Oh, well...
- That, I'll do that.

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I didn't even see it coming.

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Yeah, well, you never do.

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Look,
it's just, he's an idol of mine

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and I would love the chance
to hang out with him.

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Look, I know you want to meet him but
I can't turn this into a social thing,

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okay, this is my job,
I really need it to go well.

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I get it, I get it, you're right.

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Actually, I've already met him
once before.

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He gave a talk at Princeton
and my mom took me.

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Oh, really? Was he nice?

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He was super nice.

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I got pretty emotional
and started crying

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and he didn't make fun
of me or anything.

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Well, you were a kid.

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Uh-huh.

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Bye, my babies, I love you.

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We love you too, Mommy.

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Yeah, don't do that.

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Bernadette?

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Hi. Where are you off to?

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El parque.

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"El parque?"

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Learning Spanish
so I can talk to the other nannies.

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How's that going?

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Good?

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Oh.

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No bueno.

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- Thanks for coming over.
- No problem.

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Can I get you anything?
Juice box? 'Naners?

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'Naners?

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Sorry. Mom brain.

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I think I forgot how to talk
to grown-ups.

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I meant ba-naners.

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- You know what, I'm good.
- Okay.

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So what are we watching?

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Bob the Builder. I'll catch you up.

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That one's Bob.

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He's a builder.

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Isn't this a kid's show?

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It's what we watch in this house.

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Bob the Builder,
Dinosaur Train and Peppa Pig,

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which is both funny and meaningful.

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You wanna take a break
and maybe get something to eat?

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Sure.

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Why does it not feel like we're going?

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Hang on, I just want to see
if Bob can fix it.

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Yes, he can.

106
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Oh, hey.

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I folded your laundry for you.
You're welcome.

108
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Uh, that's not mine.

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You're saying that these aren't yours?

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No.

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So you're saying that I'm touching
a stranger's underpants?

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Yes.

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And just like that
it's the worst day of my life.

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Hey, why are you being so weird?

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It occurred to me that perhaps you were
telling the truth about Bill Gates

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and it wasn't just
part of an elaborate prank.

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What would the prank part even be?

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I show up to meet Bill Gates
over your "objections"

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but it's not Bill Gates at all,

120
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no, it's one of those look-a-likes
that you hire for a party

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and then when I go around
showing everybody the balloon animal

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that Bill Gates made for me,
I look like an idiot.

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Have you been eating laundry detergent?

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I just need you to tell me the truth.
This is driving me crazy.

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Sheldon, he is really coming.

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- Is he?
- He is.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Well, now I don't know what to believe.

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Thanks for getting me out of the house,
I feel like my brain is turning to mush.

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Happy to help.

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Did I show you the video
of the kids sitting?

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Yes, you texted it to me at 3:00 a.m.

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Thought someone
was either in jail or dead.

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I'm sorry.

135
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No, no, it gave me something to watch
while I tried to go back to sleep.

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You know what, I don't wanna be
one of those moms

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who can only talk about her kids.

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Okay, well,
I'm reading a pretty good book.

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It's the untold story of female artists
during the Renaissance.

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Oh, I'm in the middle of a book too,

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it's three pages long
and it floats in the bath.

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All right. We can talk about
something else.

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It also quacks when you squeeze it,
you should've seen Michael laugh.

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I think I have a video.

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Or maybe we can't.

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Why is your screen name "John Williams?"

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Uh, because I always score.

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Hey. I think I'm gonna head
to the office for a little bit.

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On a Sunday?

150
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Yeah, just wanna make sure
I'm prepared for tomorrow.

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Do you think you could get Bill Gates
to sign something for me?

152
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Yeah, maybe, like what?

153
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My arm, my chest, his call.

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His call will be to the police.

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Penny, remember when I introduced you
to hundred calorie Dove Bars

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and you said you owed me,
like, big time?

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Guys, even if I wanted
to introduce you,

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there is no room in his schedule.

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I mean, look at this itinerary.

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I meet him at his hotel
first thing tomorrow morning,

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and then we're on the go all day long.

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You're right. Guys, this is her job,
we need to respect that.

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Thank you, honey.

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Proud of you.

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Love you.

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I totally just saw
what hotel he's staying at.

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What are we waiting here for?

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For Penny to walk down the stairs,
get in her car and drive away.

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Right, smart.

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That long enough?

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She's pretty quick, let's go.

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What would you do
if you had a billion dollars?

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Same as Bill Gates,
try to make the world a better place,

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but I'd do it
in a working Iron Man suit.

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I didn't know that came
in a boys medium.

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This is a bad idea,
maybe we should go.

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What are you talking about?

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I don't know,
I'm just feeling guilty

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like I'm kinda sneaking around
behind Penny's back.

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We're not doing anything wrong.

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We're just hanging out in a hotel
lobby, plenty of people do that.

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The businessmen,
the high-end prostitutes.

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That's a fun new game, CEO or ho.

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No, this is wrong, let's go.

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Guys, guys, that's him. Be cool.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Cooler.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

189
00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:06,023
Mr. Gates,
I'm Doctor Leonard Hofstadter,

190
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,149
we've actually met before.

191
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:08,984
Sorry, I don't remember.

192
00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:13,113
You were so nice...
And it was really special to me

193
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because you've been
such a big influence on my life.

194
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I mean, ever since I was a little kid,
I've looked up to you like a hero.

195
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,538
Oh, now I remember.

196
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,416
Would you like a tissue?

197
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,251
How about a hug?

198
00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:28,128
How about a tissue?

199
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Sorry I talked about my kids
the whole time.

200
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,469
Oh, don't worry about it.

201
00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:38,722
I mean, besides you cutting up
my meat for me, it was a lovely lunch.

202
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,810
God, what's happening?

203
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,938
I'm a smart, educated, successful...

204
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:47,564
Woman?

205
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,691
I was gonna get it.

206
00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:52,569
Don't be so hard on yourself.

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Pregnancy and childbirth
actually cause physical changes

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to the structure of your brain.

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00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,701
I liked the old structure of my brain.

210
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,371
But then I liked
a lot of my old structures.

211
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,041
Well, these are positive changes.

212
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:09,837
Studies with rats show that new mothers
are more sensitive to danger,

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00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:13,173
better at multitasking
and bolder in the pursuit of food.

214
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,218
I did stick a couple
of lamb chops in my purse.

215
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:20,639
So that's what I was smelling.

216
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:26,186
Look, even though your brain
is different, in many ways it's better.

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00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:27,729
But were you bored?

218
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,106
Of course not.

219
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,315
You're lying.

220
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,360
Which you can tell
because your maternal brain

221
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,320
is better at sensing non-verbal cues.

222
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,365
Now you're just being condescending.

223
00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:40,576
Look at you, two-for-two.

224
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,458
Hold the door, hold the door.

225
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,091
Oh, hi, Leonard.

226
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,052
Didn't you hear me yell "hold the door"?

227
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:03,390
I did. But you know what they say,
"hold the door, get robbed some more."

228
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,518
No one says that.

229
00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:09,855
Oh. Well, they should
because it's true and it rhymes.

230
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:13,984
So, where have you been?

231
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,236
Actually, I met Bill Gates.

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I see, you're all in on it,
ah, nice try.

233
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:26,079
It's not an April Fools' joke, Sheldon.
I actually went to a hotel and met him.

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00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:32,210
Right, right. Okay, so, "Bill Gates"
was at the "hotel" that you "went to."

235
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Why is "went to" in quotes?

236
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:41,303
Fine. So "Bill Gates" was at the "hotel"
that you went to.

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That's you and Bill Gates.

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It is.

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00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,561
- Were you crying?
- No.

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00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:55,901
So it wasn't a joke
and I actually could have met him?

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00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:57,611
He's probably still there.

242
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,112
What hotel?

243
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,740
The La Quinta Inn in Thousand Oaks
under the name Hernandez.

244
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,992
Thank you. Thank you so much.

245
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,537
April Fools.

246
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,336
- Hey.
- Hey. Where have you been?

247
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,088
Ah, just hanging out with the guys.

248
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,381
They still mad at me?

249
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,758
Uh, they were,
but then I was like, "Hey."

250
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,760
And they were like, "What?"
and I was like, "You know,"

251
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,095
and they were like, "Okay."

252
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:26,890
You're a good husband.

253
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:30,102
Well, it's not for me to say but you
just said it so you're probably right.

254
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:33,397
Well, as it turns out,
there is a little reception

255
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,775
for Mr. Gates tomorrow night, I asked
if I could bring you and they said yes.

256
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:41,738
What?

257
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,367
Yeah, you get to meet Bill Gates again.

258
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,452
Wait, what do you mean again?

259
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,913
'Cause you met him
that one time with your mom.

260
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,248
Yes.

261
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:56,420
And then again tomorrow for
a total of two and only two times.

262
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,256
Yeah, I wonder if he'll remember you.

263
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,508
Yeah, I wonder that too.

264
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,431
The sun is losing about six times ten

265
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,391
to the twelfth grams per second

266
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,310
so the fraction of the mass
it loses every year

267
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,688
is about ten to the negative thirteenth.

268
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,275
But don't worry,
it'll be millions of years

269
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,652
before we all freeze to death.

270
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,117
Sweet dreams.

271
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:33,623
Wow. Hop on Pop took
a dark turn there at the end.

272
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,753
Amy made me realize
that new mothers are cognitively primed

273
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,379
to take in new information,

274
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:42,549
and I've been wasting it
making up songs about our babies' toes.

275
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,053
To be fair I co-wrote
Pinky Toe Pinky Toe.

276
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,515
Evolution gave me this mom brain
to focus on the baby,

277
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,685
but I figure I can hack it
to learn all kinds of new things.

278
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,312
That's great.

279
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,898
Yeah, there was a problem
and I fixed it.

280
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,692
Like, Bob the Builder
in that giraffe cage.

281
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,613
Spoiler alert,
I didn't see that one yet.

282
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,453
So that's fun,
you get to meet Bill Gates again.

283
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,663
It's not fun, I'm screwed.

284
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:17,084
It's fun for us.

285
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,087
Maybe he won't remember you.

286
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,963
I snotted on his tie.

287
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,675
Yeah, you did, like a lot.

288
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,680
Hello, Leonard.
I thought I'd find you here.

289
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:32,724
You snake.

290
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,477
What's going on?

291
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:38,230
He sent me all the way to Thousand Oaks
to meet Bill Gates

292
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,107
when he knew full well
he wasn't staying there.

293
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,025
Leonard, that's terrible.

294
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:43,235
Yeah, why would you do that?

295
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,695
You know he's staying
at the Double Tree in Long Beach.

296
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,157
Ah-ha.

297
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,286
Wait, how do I know
you're not tricking me?

298
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,580
We probably are.

299
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:57,791
But what if we're not?

300
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,670
You think you're so smart.

301
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:06,424
You think I'm going to fall for it
again, don't you?

302
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:09,344
Well, I won't.

303
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,139
- Where you going?
- Shut up.

304
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,229
Aw, you sure you can't come?

305
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,815
I want to but I'm just too sick.

306
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,111
You really wanted to meet him.

307
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,864
I know. I've been trying to hide it,
so I could go

308
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,740
but I don't wanna make him sick.

309
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:35,287
You know, you do look
pretty pale and clammy.

310
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:41,543
Yeah.

311
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,129
Have fun.

312
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,630
Well, feel better, okay.

313
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,473
No, that's just my regular
pale and clammy.

314
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,646
I mean, really the bigger danger
isn't the loss of mass

315
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,733
instead it will run out of hydrogen
to use for nuclear fuel,

316
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,194
swell up into a red giant
and fry the Earth.

317
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,114
So you don't want to split a salad?

318
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,242
No, thank you.
But speaking of splitting things,

319
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,369
did you hear about
the light-splitting greenhouse film

320
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,371
that could improve
photosynthetic efficiency?

321
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,207
No.

322
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:24,544
Just a little something I read while
nursing a human being that I made.

323
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,257
- I'm just gonna get the chicken.
- Ah.

324
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:33,094
N-E-K-C-I-H-C.
Chicken backwards boom, mom brain.

325
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,807
And a whole bottle of wine.

326
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,647
Oh, oh, oh. Oh, in your face.

327
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,030
Hello.

328
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,951
Oh, hey sweetie, how ya feeling?

329
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,869
Oh, okay, I'm just resting.

330
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,747
Well, I have a surprise
that might make you feel better.

331
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:01,831
Oh, really?

332
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,250
Yeah, look who's here.

333
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,506
Wait, I know you.

334
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:11,925
No, you don't.

335
00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:17,514
Yes, I do. You were waiting for me
at my hotel.

336
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,641
You ruined my tie.

337
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,644
Wait, what? What's he talking about?

338
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:23,895
Uh...

339
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,856
He obviously, he's kidding.

340
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,192
That's a good one Bill,
I gotta go.

341
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,823
Stupid Leonard

342
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,575
meeting stupid Bill Gates

343
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,578
without stupid me.

344
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,668
Aw.

345
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,591
I'm so sorry... Sheldon?

346
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,512
Leonard, I can't stay mad at you.

347
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,224
Apology accepted.

348
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,019
What's for dinner? I'm starving.

349
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,498
How are you ladies doing?

350
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:27,375
Raise your hands, if you're bueno.

351
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,390
Mi llamo Stuart Bloom.

352
00:19:43,305 --> 00:19:53,305
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