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Why are you wearing a Band-Aid?

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Halley bit me.

3
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You got beaten up by a girl.

4
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Hey, that's sexist.

5
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You're right.

6
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You got beaten up by a baby.

7
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- Hi.
- Hey.

8
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Whatcha got there?

9
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I grabbed a sandwich
from the food truck out front.

10
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Hold on, tonight is Friday
and I believe you know what that means.

11
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That my fun, young life
took a drastic turn somewhere.

12
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- No.
- But, yeah.

13
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No, that means it's Chinese food night.

14
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Yeah, and you have Chinese food,
so eat it.

15
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But, I can smell your pastrami.

16
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And we can all hear your complaining,
so, no one's happy.

17
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It does smell good.

18
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It is, I had one the other day.

19
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What is happening?

20
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Everybody's supposed to be
eating Chinese food.

21
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Well, actually, I believe the Chinese
may have invented the sandwich.

22
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Their dish "rou jia mo" literally means
"meat between bread."

23
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So, looks like all of us, including
Penny, are eating Chinese food.

24
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Except for you Sheldon,
you're eating crow.

25
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I'm sorry, I think you're forgetting
that the sandwich

26
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was invented by John Montagu,
the Earl of Sandwich.

27
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Oh! The truck's called
Pearl of Sandwich. Now, I get it. Mmm.

28
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All right, that smells too good.
I gotta get one of those.

29
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And, I think you're forgetting that
there are written documents

30
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of meat between bread being eaten
in China during the Tang Dynasty.

31
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You know what, I'll go with you.
And then, maybe we just go home.

32
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I think you're defining bread
very loosely.

33
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If we go down that road,
where does it end?

34
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I would say when we go to bed,
but you talk in your sleep.

35
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I don't want to get into this
with you right now.

36
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We'll talk about this when I'm asleep.

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I don't wanna talk about it
when you're asleep.

38
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How come we can't talk about it now?

39
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Because I'm eating now.

40
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Fine, how's your Moo shu?

41
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You know what, it's great.

42
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What? Look at that.

43
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Hmm.

44
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Maybe the Chinese did invent
the sandwich.

45
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I guess you were right.

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Too bad no one's around to hear it.

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I can smell that food truck
from up here.

49
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Just close the window
if you don't like the smell.

50
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Of course, I like the smell,
it's salt and fat.

51
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My brain may be evolved

52
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but my tongue still wants to
pick up a club

53
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and drag that truck back to my cave.

54
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So there's something you like
but it's also driving you crazy.

55
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Been there, doing it now.

56
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No, it's a distraction.

57
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Now, how can I focus on my work
when all I can think about

58
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is how much I want that sandwich?

59
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So, go get one.

60
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I can't just give into every urge
I have when I have it.

61
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That's why I have a rigid schedule.

62
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It's bad enough I had to give into
my urge to create a rigid schedule.

63
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You know, why don't I just go down
to the food truck and ask them to move?

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- Why are you taking cash?
- No reason.

65
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Ah! This is the life.
What could be better than this?

66
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If you weren't wearing
one of my swimsuits.

67
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I'll give it back.

68
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Huh. You know the rule.

69
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Once it touches heinie,
it's no longer miney.

70
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You're such a prude. Do you know all the
things this water is touching right now?

71
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Well, I'm relaxed enough.

72
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Hey, Howard, look.

73
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What's that?

74
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Huh.

75
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Looks like someone's drone.

76
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Oh, no, do you it was spying on us
in the hot tub?

77
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'Cause I'm only 40% of the way
to my beach-bod.

78
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One of the propellers is broken,
it must've crashed.

79
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Oh. Do you think you could fix it?

80
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Maybe. Should we try
and track down the owner first?

81
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Yeah. That's probably a good idea.

82
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Anyone lose a drone?

83
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Looks like it's ours.

84
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Yay, we got a drone!

85
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- Shh!
- Oh! Yay, we got a drone.

86
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The pastrami truck moved.

87
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That is the danger
of a restaurant on wheels.

88
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No, apparently someone complained
to the tenants association.

89
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They're not allowed to park
on our street anymore.

90
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Who would complain about something
that everyone loves? Oh.

91
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Did you complain to the tenants
association about the food truck?

92
00:05:03,888 --> 00:05:05,556
- Yes.
- Wha...

93
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They actually took you seriously?

94
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Oh, the tenants association
takes every complaint seriously.

95
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Great, because I'm about to send them
an email complaining about you.

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Excuse me.

97
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Wow.

98
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Someone should have spell-checked.

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- What is going on here?
- You're the tenants association?

100
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You should see
the look on your face.

101
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And you might want to tell your wife
that there's no "Y" in pastrami.

102
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Okay, that oughta do it,

103
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I've replaced the propeller and
reattached the gimbal controller unit.

104
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Dude, you're like
Grey's Anatomy for robots.

105
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Also, why isn't that a show?

106
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I just need to see if I can re-sync
the controls to this old remote.

107
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We should name it.

108
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What? The drone
or your stupid robot show?

109
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The drone. The show's already
got a name, General Bot-spital.

110
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I got it working!

111
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Oh! Oh!

112
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Let's play William Tell.

113
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I'll put this bowl on my head,

114
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see if you can knock it off
without hitting me.

115
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You read my mind.

116
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What are you doing?

117
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Either breaking a bowl
or breaking Raj's head.

118
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Be careful, they don't make
that bowl anymore.

119
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It's a nice one.

120
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Yeah, we found it in the yard
and fixed it up.

121
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Aren't you worried there's some kid
out there missing his drone?

122
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Oh, please, Bernadette,
this is not a children's toy, okay?

123
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This thing's got a HD camera on it.

124
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Okay, then aren't you worried
there's some rich Peeping Tom

125
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out there missing his drone?

126
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We asked around and no one claimed it.
Ha. I think we've done all we can do.

127
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Did you check the video card?

128
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Maybe you could see
where it started off from.

129
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What a great idea, honey.

130
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So, let me get this straight,

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you are the president
of the tenants association?

132
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President, only member
and harshest critic.

133
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I once gave myself an official reprimand
for conducting a meeting in the shower.

134
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The steam warped my gavel.

135
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Okay, so, when I got a fine for leaving
my clothes in the dryer too long,

136
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that was from you?

137
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$14.99, the exact price of a new gavel.

138
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And the noise complaint we got
for singing you "Happy Birthday?"

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As a friend, I was touched.

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As a representative of the building,

141
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I thought that you should pick a key
and stick with it.

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Hi.

143
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Do you know he's
the entire tenants association?

144
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No, but I'm not surprised.

145
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He's also the pope of a planet
he invented in hyperspace.

146
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Why didn't you tell me?

147
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I wanted to make that sure
you loved the man, not the office.

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You can't just
declare yourself president.

149
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I didn't. I called a meeting,

150
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I was the only one to attend,

151
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I nominated myself

152
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and after a pretty moving speech,
I voted myself in.

153
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Well, if you can vote yourself in,
then we can vote you out.

154
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- Yeah.
- Fine make a motion at the next meeting.

155
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When is that?

156
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It's the first Saturday
of every month.

157
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Unless there's an emergency meeting.

158
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Then we call an emergency meeting.

159
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You don't really have to,
this is the first Saturday of the month.

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Okay, fine, then, we vote you out.

161
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Hold on, hold on,

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first, we have to read the minutes
from last month's meeting.

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Amy, would you do the honors?

164
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Why not?

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"Saturday, March third,
7:05, meeting called to order.

166
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"7:06, president gets shampoo in eye."

167
00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:03,877
Mmm-hmm.

168
00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:06,171
"7:07, meeting adjourned."

169
00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,340
Okay, can we vote you out now?

170
00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:11,135
Ah! Very well. New business.

171
00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:15,723
I move for a vote of no confidence
in the president.

172
00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:17,558
- Yeah.
- Two to one, you lose.

173
00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,184
Not so fast.

174
00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,396
I believe we have one tenant here
who has not made her voice heard.

175
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Oh.

176
00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,070
We're waiting, fiancée.

177
00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:33,741
Yeah, we're waiting, best friend.

178
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Yeah, we're waiting,

179
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neighbor who needed a battery

180
00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,248
and totally got one from me,
no strings attached.

181
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I don't wanna be in the middle of this.

182
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No matter which way I vote,
I'm either a bad friend,

183
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a bad fiancée or
an ungrateful recipient of a battery.

184
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,763
Next time I have a meeting
in the shower, you're welcome to attend.

185
00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,806
Sheldon, Sheldon for president,
I pick Sheldon.

186
00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,149
Can't believe my best friend
sided with Sheldon.

187
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,817
Can't believe my best friend is Sheldon.

188
00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:14,615
Ugh. I should've taken that gavel
and shoved it right down his throat.

189
00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:17,326
Ugh. I would've gone the other way
but it would've gotten to this throat.

190
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:20,537
What?

191
00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:23,081
Don't be mad at me,
I mean, I can't vote against him.

192
00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:24,583
What? Even when he's being crazy?

193
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,251
What other times are there?

194
00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,171
So you'll just let him
get away with anything?

195
00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:30,547
Well, not anything,

196
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:34,176
but honestly, pastrami sandwich
is not the hill I want to die on.

197
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,638
It's not about the sandwich,
it's about the principle.

198
00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,973
Yeah, principle.
And a little bit sandwich.

199
00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:41,058
Yeah.

200
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,852
Look, there are a bunch of other
tenants in this building,

201
00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:46,021
all you need is
for one of them to vote your way,

202
00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,524
and then Sheldon's out
and I didn't betray him.

203
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,234
Hey, you know
that's actually a good plan.

204
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,070
That you came up with all by yourself.

205
00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,157
Now, if you'll excuse me,

206
00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,326
told Sheldon I was going to the market

207
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,161
so taking some of your stuff.

208
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:12,881
I was never here.

209
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,178
Sometimes you don't see it
'cause she's next to Sheldon,

210
00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:19,388
but she's pretty weird.

211
00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:24,935
Okay, all hooked up. Here we go.

212
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,354
I hope there's
nothing disturbing on there.

213
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:28,939
Like you two in a hot tub?

214
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,485
Hold on, now I'm getting a picture.

215
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,658
It's not very much to go on.

216
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:42,911
Oh, that's plenty to go on.

217
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,207
We can't give up, we gotta find her.

218
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,919
You just wanna find her
'cause she's cute.

219
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,963
Not just because she's cute.

220
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,840
She also owns a pretty expensive drone

221
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,551
which means she has money
and doesn't mind wasting it

222
00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,344
and I... I like that in a woman.

223
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,140
Do you see anything
that can help us locate her?

224
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:04,933
Mmm, let me have a look.

225
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:06,143
She's got eagle eyes.

226
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,645
Always spotting
continuity errors in movies.

227
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,772
It's not annoying at all.

228
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,610
Oh, there. Right there.

229
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,946
Check out the pin on her jacket,
isn't that from the comic book store?

230
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,449
Mmm. Is it? Hey, Howard, zoom in.

231
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,035
Fine, zooming in.

232
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,625
Yeah, I know you're being a jerk,
but it's actually helpful.

233
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:33,962
Hey.

234
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:35,714
Hi, we're your neighbors
from downstairs.

235
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,049
We've met.

236
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,969
Remember I invited you
to my housewarming when I moved in?

237
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:44,097
Oh, yeah, sorry, you know,
it's been a crazy couple of months.

238
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:45,891
That was two years ago.

239
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,811
Welcome to the building.

240
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,274
So I'm running for
president of the tenants association,

241
00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:55,651
I could really use your vote.

242
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,779
You said you were gonna stop by,
I bought a lot of food.

243
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,367
Anyway, meeting's tomorrow,
we really hope you can make it.

244
00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:05,327
- I'll be there.
- Ah, really?

245
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,412
Yeah, you should buy a lot of food.

246
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,960
So, I'm running for
president of the tenants association

247
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,086
and I could really use your vote.

248
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:15,545
Uh, who's president now?

249
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,797
Uh, Sheldon Cooper.

250
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,883
You know, about yay tall
and about yay annoying.

251
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,387
So you want me to vote
against Sheldon Cooper?

252
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,013
Yeah. You just need to show up
at a meeting and...

253
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,473
Oh, no, no, no can do.

254
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,058
He's got a restraining order against me.

255
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,560
Really? Why?

256
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:33,522
- I locked him on the roof once.
- Three times.

257
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,526
So, Mrs. Petrescu, we were hoping

258
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,112
you would vote for Leonard
instead of voting for Sheldon.

259
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,655
Vote Sheldon.

260
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,741
No, no, vote Leonard.

261
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,326
No, vote Leonard.

262
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:50,622
No. Vote Leonard.

263
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,625
Thank you.

264
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,966
She's wearing a pin from your store.
Do you know who she is?

265
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,134
Oh, sure, yeah, that's Cynthia.

266
00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:03,885
Wha... So she's a customer?

267
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,888
Yeah, yeah,
but I... I haven't seen her in a while.

268
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,599
And before you say anything,
there's a lot of reasons

269
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,727
women stop coming here,
it's not just me.

270
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:14,688
But this time?

271
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,356
It was me. Yeah.

272
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:20,485
I was trying out a flirty new smile.

273
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:29,202
Now, I don't use
the word "ghoulish" a lot

274
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,498
but I just can't think
of another word.

275
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,169
Wait, do you know how to find her?

276
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:40,047
Yeah, I think I have her address
on my mailing list.

277
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,674
Hey, please let me bring
the drone back to her.

278
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,761
You think you've got a shot?
What if she's married?

279
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,138
- She's not.
- It's meant to be.

280
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:52,267
Little tip. Uh,
stick with the smiles you know.

281
00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,566
Hi, what are you doing?

282
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,486
Leonard and Penny are trying to turn
the tenants against me.

283
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,696
So they are about to see
just what kind of power

284
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:07,240
the president
of the tenants association wields.

285
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,119
"You must be at least this tall
to use washing machine."

286
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,582
I'm going to hang it up higher
than Leonard.

287
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,252
Then his clothes will smell

288
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,963
and nobody's voting for a man
with smelly clothes. No.

289
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,258
Not when there's a perfectly
unscented incumbent on the ballot.

290
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,888
Sheldon, I have an advanced degree
in the study of the human brain,

291
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:33,975
so if my fiancé's a raving lunatic,
it's kind of a ding on my reputation.

292
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,647
If leaders just stepped aside every time
they didn't have the consent

293
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,273
of the governed, what would we have?

294
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,900
Democracy.

295
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:45,862
Not on my watch.

296
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:54,037
Okay, don't be weird,
don't be weird, don't be weird.

297
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,123
Hello.

298
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,084
Hey, you found my drone.

299
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,045
Yeah, yes, it took a while
to track you down,

300
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,589
but to see the look on your face,
it was worth it.

301
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,007
Aw.

302
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,092
That's sweet.

303
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,426
Rajesh.

304
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,262
- Cynthia.
- Pleasure to meet you.

305
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,596
Likewise.

306
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,933
I feel like I should give you
a reward or something.

307
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,560
Oh, no, you don't have to do that.

308
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,645
- No, I insist.
- How about your phone number?

309
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:21,731
Give me your phone.

310
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,239
Thanks. So, I'll call you, Cynthia.

311
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,783
Great, Rajesh.

312
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,743
- And thanks again.
- Uh, sure.

313
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:39,833
Just checking.

314
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:49,885
Hey, Sheldon,
we found something pretty interesting.

315
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,803
Huh.

316
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,513
Well, that is surprising.

317
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,475
I for one have no idea
what they're talking about.

318
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,229
Turns out, when Amy took over
Penny's apartment

319
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,773
she was put on the lease, not you.

320
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,400
Yeah and when I moved across the hall

321
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,569
you got taken off the lease
and I got added.

322
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,863
What are you saying?

323
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,908
That Sheldon's not technically
a tenant at all

324
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:16,119
and therefore has no standing to be
president of the tenants association

325
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,621
no matter who votes for him?

326
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:23,001
I don't know how you found that out
but I'm guessing all on your own.

327
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,088
So looks like we need to figure out
who the new president should be.

328
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:28,882
- I nominate myself.
- I second it.

329
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,675
Huh.

330
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,637
Well, as a woman in love,
I want to stand by my man.

331
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,973
Too bad that's been rendered
bureaucratically impossible.

332
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,020
Well, this is hard for me

333
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,731
because I do love a legal technicality,

334
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,149
and this is a good one.

335
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:50,070
Although not quite as good
as the provision in California law

336
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:54,449
which states a person who occupies
a dwelling for thirty consecutive days

337
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,826
becomes a tenant at will. And as such...

338
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,119
- I vote for Leonard.
- You...

339
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,164
What?

340
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,624
I'm sorry, Sheldon.

341
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,627
With minimal power
comes minimal responsibility,

342
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,295
and you couldn't handle it.

343
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:08,463
You...

344
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,383
Don't you misquote Spider-Man to me.

345
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,052
It's not your fault.

346
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,263
I mean, what man
wouldn't be seduced by the power

347
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,473
to decide how late
the laundry room stays open?

348
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,936
Wait, you're the reason I had to come
back and get my jeans the next morning?

349
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,398
I can't believe you expect me
to give that up.

350
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:32,320
Sheldon, it's the American way,
the peaceful transfer of power.

351
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,863
I don't know.

352
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,657
Think about Ant-Man.

353
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,325
I'm always thinking about Ant-Man.

354
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:42,998
Michael Douglas had the suit
and then he passed it on to Paul Rudd.

355
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:46,876
Maybe you're right.

356
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,504
Really? The Ant-Man thing,
that's what won you over?

357
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,925
Yes, he got the details right,
that's how you use a superhero.

358
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:58,596
I suppose it is time
I pass this on to Leonard.

359
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,307
- Thank you.
- Yeah, thanks.

360
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,100
Uh, I know that's hard for you.

361
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,686
Well, it was, but you know what?

362
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:09,607
Instead of being in charge,
I can now be the vocal opposition,

363
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:13,111
criticizing and badgering
the president at every turn.

364
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,322
I think you'll be really good at that.

365
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:17,824
Me too.

366
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,494
I think I've made a huge mistake.

367
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,205
Me too.

368
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,255
Can't believe you got her number.

369
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,049
I know, right?

370
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,468
How amazing would it be
if this worked out

371
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,136
and the story of how I met my wife

372
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,388
started with you and me
in the hot tub together?

373
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:46,519
No, do us both a favor
and start the story later.

374
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:52,150
Whatever. I have a good feeling about
this girl, like we really hit it off.

375
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,820
Stop flying it around,
you're gonna break it.

376
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:57,697
Why do you care?

377
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,242
Because we have to give it back
to the beautiful mystery girl.

378
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,287
- Aw.
- I mean, did you see how hot she was!

379
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:07,165
I want to get all up on that
and start making babies.

380
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:13,254
I know exactly what underwear
I'm gonna wear on our first date.

381
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,589
None!

382
00:20:15,305 --> 00:20:25,305
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