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What're you doing?

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Pigeon check for Sheldon.

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North side's all clear.

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Great. Let's look at some planets.

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Hey, why'd you lug your telescope
all the way over here?

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Leonard has one in our apartment.

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Yeah, I'm gonna use Leonard's.

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Might as well hold my hand up like this
and squint.

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I don't know, it seemed pretty good.

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You know, once when the cable went out

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I watched an entire episode of

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The Bachelor on the TV
across the street.

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This one's more of a professional model.

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So was the girl he picked!

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This baby's got a 10-inch diameter
with F-10 ACF optics.

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And tonight,
Mercury is at its highest elongation.

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It makes far away things seem close,
and Mercury is a planet.

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I know Mercury is a planet.
But the other thing was helpful.

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Oh, look at that.
Neil Gaiman tweeted about my store.

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What did he say?

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"Next time you're in Pasadena,
check out The Comic Center.

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"Great vibe, old school,
the owner really knows his stuff."

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Isn't that amazing?

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Well, it's no Sandman

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but I guess we can't expect everything
he writes to be a masterpiece.

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When was he in your store?

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I have no idea.
I think I would remember that.

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Obviously vibranium
is the most powerful metal in comics.

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More powerful than adamantium?

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Mmm. He's right, Wolverine's claws,
Ultron's outer shell, need I go on?

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You don't need to,
but you probably will.

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What about Wonder Woman's bracelets?

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Good point. Strong as a metal
and fierce as a fashion choice.

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You know,
Thor's hammer is pretty powerful,

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and in the comics
it's made out of enchanted uru.

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Yeah. I think it's the enchantment
that's powerful

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and not the Uru, but thanks for playing.

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Oh, man! I can't believe Neil Gaiman
came in and we weren't even there.

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No.

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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today

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Can you see Mercury? Can you see it?

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One second.

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You know the
Greek version of Mercury, Hermes,

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was worshiped in Athens by the
carving of giant wooden phalluses.

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Please, Amy, get your mind
out of the ancient Athenian gutter.

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Got another follower, I'm blowing up.

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- Great, how many does that make?
- High double digits.

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- The nineties?
- Mid double digits.

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Hey, uh, Penny,
you wanna check this out?

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Yeah. Sure.

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All right. Just look through here

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and if you wanna take a picture
just push that button.

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Okay. Oh, what is that?

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Is it Mercury?
I'm really jonesing for Mercury.

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I think it's a little early
for Mercury to be visible yet.

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Playing hard to get.
I like that in a planet.

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No, there's something fuzzy.

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Is it your teen years?

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No. Yes. Shut up. Look, I...
No really, I think I see something.

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Well, it could just be your eyelash.

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It's not an eyelash.

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Okay, well, take a picture. Let's see.

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Okay. Here.

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Hmm.

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- I do see something.
- Told ya.

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- What is it?
- I don't know. Maybe it's a comet.

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That would be so cool.

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You guys wanna see a real star,
look over here.

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What?

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I just got retweeted by
Patton Oswalt's brother.

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So, this is really
where Neil Gaiman shops?

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Neil Gaiman, Nicholas Cage,
Natalie Portman, the list goes on.

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They all come here?

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Unless I'm lying.

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Who are all these people?
What... Wait is this a flash mob?

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Are they dancing?

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I don't know what
today's dancing looks like.

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Hey, guys. That tweet actually
got people to come in. Isn't that great?

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No. I like the way the store was before.

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You mean empty and sad?

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Yes, it was perfect.

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Like a funeral home
that sells Pokemon cards.

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What am I supposed to do now if
I wanna hang out and read a comic book?

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Go sit on the couch.

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A... Next to a stranger?

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I say, if I'm gonna sit,
read and ignore a woman,

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it's gonna be my fiancée.

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Why're you being such a baby
about the crowds?

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You go to Comic Con.

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You... I'm sorry. You're comparing
this place to Comic Con?

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What... Can I go to the bathroom here,

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next to a Wookiee
who got his zipper stuck in his fur?

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Wow, we go to Comic Con
for different reasons.

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You know... Just...

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Get me a copy of Action Comics #1,000,
and I'll be on my way.

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Sorry, all out.

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Now you just let people
come in and buy them?

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Oh, so I didn't realize
your soul was also for sale.

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Well, it wasn't. But make me an offer.

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- Who is that?
- Sheldon.

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- Who's he mad at?
- Neil Gaiman.

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- Who's that?
- Not us.

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Oh, great.

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- Guys.
- Hey.

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- Hi.
- So guess what.

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That indeed was a comet last night,

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and it turns out
no one's seen it before.

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- Wow!
- What? Really?

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Look at that,
I just discovered a comet. Oh!

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What do you mean, you discovered it?

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Well, I'm the one who saw it.

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In my telescope, that I positioned.
All you did was look into it.

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You both discovered it.

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You can put both your names
on the registration form.

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- Actually we can't.
- Why not?

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Because when I filled it out,

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it asked for name of discoverer
and I put Rajesh Koothrappali,

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because, because that's who I am
and that's what I did.

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Are you kidding me?

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Well, he is the one
who knew it was a comet.

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No he didn't,
he thought it was an eyelash.

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And you thought it was a fuzzy streak.

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I mean, do you even know
what a comet is?

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Yeah. The thing I saw first.

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I honestly don't think that
that qualifies as a discovery.

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But I took the picture.

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Because I told you to.

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Like, if a monkey took the picture,
did it discover the comet?

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Excuse me?

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He didn't mean monkey.

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Get the hell out of my apartment!

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She didn't mean that...

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Actually, I think she did,
you should go.

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- You look great.
- Thanks.

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Would you believe this is actually
a dress from before I was pregnant?

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Well, it's not a competition
but I wore this suit to my Bar Mitzvah.

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Where's Stuart? I told him
we had a 6:30 reservation.

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I don't know. I'll call him.

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Comic Center,
where the real superhero is you.

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Stuart, you're supposed
to be babysitting.

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Oh, shoot! That was tonight.
I forgot, the store's been really busy.

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Well, when can you get here?

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Um, I don't think I can. Listen to this.

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I was ringing up a customer
and I heard someone say,

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"Hey, there's a line,"
and I looked, and there was.

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Come on. You can't do this to us.

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I am really sorry,
I will make it up to you.

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But it won't be with
a Val Kilmer Batman figurine

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because some
sucker's buying that right now.

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Not you, this is great.

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He says he has to work.

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Oh, it's okay, we can have
date night another night.

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But you got all dressed up.

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We were supposed to
have dinner and romance.

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We'll just have to divide and conquer.

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I'll go to dinner and you can stay home
with the internet and have romance.

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Okay, look, I googled it.

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I took the picture,
so it's my discovery.

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He stole my comet.

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I know. But on the other hand,
do you really care?

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Yes, I care.
This happens to me all the time.

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People take one look at me and assume
I don't know what I'm talking about.

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Mmm, I'm sure that's not true.

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I'm sorry, are you saying
I don't know what I'm talking about?

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No, I'm not saying anything ever again.

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Look, I'm serious.

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The other day at work,
I had this great idea.

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But no one was listening to me,

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and then five minutes later
Paul said the same thing

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and they practically
carried him around the room.

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Oh, well, what was it?

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Well, CPK for lunch
but that's just one example.

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It also happens with all the doctors
I have to deal with,

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you know, they're so condescending.

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I'm so sick of letting this stuff slide.
I found that comet.

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Why shall I let Raj say he found it?

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I know you're right but he is our friend
and this could be good for his career.

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Wait. So you agree with me
but he still gets his way?

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There you go. Everybody wins.

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My God, you're such a people pleaser.
You can't stand making anyone angry.

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Why would I want to make anyone angry?

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'Cause it would mean
you were on my side.

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Oh, I am on your side.

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Hey, let's not forget
who you're really mad at here.

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Raj. Oh and Paul. Paul sucks, right?

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But don't tell him I said that.

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Hey, Howard. Did you see the...

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I'm over here, Sheldon.

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Oh! That was a close one.
I almost went home with that guy.

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You doing okay? Do we need to go?

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No, I'm fine.

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I admit, all these people
did take me by surprise at first.

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But I've learnt that
I can accept change.

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Since when?

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I managed it when
Amy switched her shampoo

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from Prell to Prell for oily hair.

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Although, I do miss the way her head
used to slide off the pillow.

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- May I help you?
- Who are you?

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Oh, I'm Denise.
The new assistant manager.

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Nope.

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Can you believe it?

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In the past decade I have spent
thousands of dollars in that store.

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And this is the thanks I get.

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You're right, I mean,
he could at least get you a mug.

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He gave me a mug.
What do you think I'm drinking out of?

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Oh, do you even pay attention?

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Honestly, less and less.

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Amy, the comic book store is like

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my version of the country
in Black Panther.

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Okay, I'm afraid this is gonna get
really offensive to certain groups.

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But go on.

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The nation of Wakanda was a hidden gem

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and they wanted to keep it that way

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because they knew
if they opened it up to the world,

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everything that was special about it
would get ruined.

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- Are you done?
- Yes.

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Okay! That both
made sense and wasn't offensive.

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And to make things worse,
Stuart hired some woman.

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There we go.

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Yep. No.

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I'm not annoyed that she's a woman.
I'm annoyed and she's a woman.

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No, I get that.
I'm annoyed and I'm a woman.

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It's just, Stuart knows
my likes and dislikes

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and I can count on his discretion

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if I pick up the occasional back issue
of Superman's pal, Jimmy Olsen.

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Which I don't.

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Well, don't think of her as a stranger.

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Just think of her as a friend
you haven't berated,

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lectured or condescended to yet.

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I hadn't thought of it that way.
Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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I mean, you're wise
and you smell like books.

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You really are the whole package.

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Raj, just help me out.

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Penny's pretty mad
about this comet thing.

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Well, I'm sorry she's upset.
But she didn't discover it.

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Come on. You know she was a part of it.
Just add her name to the registration.

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But I already told everyone at work
that I did it.

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My boss was so excited
he started calling me Captain Comet,

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which is better than
his last nickname for me, Doctor Donuts,

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because one time I had two donuts.
And two times I had three donuts.

242
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,734
I guess you're just gonna
have to swallow your pride.

243
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,736
I... I can't do that.

244
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,656
Sure you can.
Just pretend it's two or three donuts.

245
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:05,202
You don't understand, Leonard,
I need this.

246
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,246
My last big discovery was
if you press your upper lip hard enough,

247
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you can block a sneeze.

248
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,002
I told you that.

249
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,924
This is all my fault.
I brought this upon myself.

250
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:23,011
I'm a bad scientist.
I'm a selfish person.

251
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:26,056
No, no, don't get upset.
You're not a bad person.

252
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:30,519
Just let me talk to Penny.
I'm sure I can make her understand.

253
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,896
Thank you.
You're a good friend, Leonard.

254
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,691
I'm glad you think so,
'cause I may be living here soon.

255
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,285
Just look at her, over there.

256
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,871
She just started and
she gets to put up "Staff Picks."

257
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:53,083
I've been coming here over ten years,
I still can't put up "Sheldon Dislikes."

258
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,963
I talked to her yesterday,
she really seems to know her stuff.

259
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,799
Challenge accepted.

260
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,719
That is not what that was.

261
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:09,474
Excuse me, I was wondering
if you could recommend something.

262
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,435
Oh, sure.
You wanna tell me what you like?

263
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:12,853
I would not.

264
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,569
All right, well you're wearing
a Green Lantern shirt

265
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,362
so I'm guessing you're a DC fan,

266
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:23,947
although that's from the Alan Scott era

267
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,033
so you're probably not super
into the current run.

268
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,326
How would you
feel about an alternate history

269
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,038
where World War One was fought
with dragons and magic?

270
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,708
That's what I wanted the theme
of my tenth birthday party to be.

271
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:39,880
Here. Check this out,
it's by Kurt Busiek.

272
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,174
You know, if you're interested
in alternate histories,

273
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,342
Neil Gaiman wrote one called 1602.

274
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,429
I'm sorry,
we're in the middle of something here.

275
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,724
It is pretty good, actually.

276
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:54,853
He takes the Marvel superheroes and
he puts them into Elizabethan England.

277
00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:58,315
Let me guess, everyone thinks
the X-Men are the witches?

278
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:00,776
Yeah.

279
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,156
Why don't you take this home,
and if you don't like it,

280
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,075
return it,
and I'll give you your money back.

281
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:09,367
Just don't tell Stuart.

282
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,328
Stuart who?

283
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:16,792
Hey, where have you been?

284
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,336
I went to yell at Raj.

285
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,797
And? Is he gonna give me back my comet?

286
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:23,757
Interesting thing.

287
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,383
Did you cave?

288
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,136
Maybe I did, or... Maybe I did.

289
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,766
But I did realize something.

290
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,560
I don't need
to fight your battles.

291
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:38,605
You, you are a strong
and independent woman,

292
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,607
you have your own voice.

293
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,317
And to quote another strong woman,

294
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,194
Katy Perry,
"It's time to hear you roar."

295
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,448
Did you just think of that
on your way home?

296
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:50,283
What do you want from me?
The song was on in the car.

297
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,995
But it doesn't mean it's not true.

298
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,833
Well, you make a good point.
I'm gonna go talk to Raj myself.

299
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,587
I know I don't say it enough,
but you go, girl.

300
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,465
That was enough.

301
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,679
What's all this?

302
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:14,141
Well, we missed our date night
and Stuart's working again.

303
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,768
So, I thought we could have
a date night here at home.

304
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,728
Why, that's so sweet.

305
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:22,482
Oh, so, is that really
what you're wearing to our date night?

306
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,404
Well, Stuart's not here
and the kids are sleeping.

307
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,655
I can wear nothing.

308
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,951
You might wanna hold off on that.
We're starting with soup.

309
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,496
Hey!

310
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,456
Wha... I thought you were
working late again.

311
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,542
I was but Denise has got it covered.

312
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,086
Oh, the funniest thing happened today.

313
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:47,632
You know, the receipt tape
in the cash register, it ran out.

314
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,843
I didn't even know
it could do that.

315
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,055
You know,
we were just sitting down to dinner.

316
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,057
Oh! Perfect timing. I'll go wash up.

317
00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,519
There goes date night.

318
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:02,397
Are you kidding? Stuart's here,
get your purse, we're going out.

319
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,982
What about the dinner you made?

320
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,109
Right. Well, hey, Stuart!

321
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,195
That can of soup sittin' by the stove,
that's for you.

322
00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:11,531
You made canned soup for date night?

323
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:13,074
And you wore sweat pants. Let's go.

324
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:20,290
Oh, and it turns out
Denise is also really excited

325
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,791
for Dan Slott's run on Iron Man

326
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,336
because he was her
favorite Spider-Man writer too.

327
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,587
How about that?

328
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:31,134
Oh, and guess who goes to
art school right here in Pasadena?

329
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,595
Hmm, I don't know. Denise?

330
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:40,936
You're a good guesser, Amy.
Not as good as Denise though.

331
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,979
She thought
I would like this comic, Arrowsmith,

332
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,231
and she was right.

333
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,943
Well, was the store crowded?
I bet it was, I know you hate that.

334
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,528
Yeah, It was.
But if it weren't for the crowds

335
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:53,573
Stuart never would have hired Denise,
and she's the best.

336
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,998
- You must be Denise.
- Oh, yeah. How can I help you?

337
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,875
I'm Amy, Sheldon's fiancée.

338
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,877
Oh. I gotta be honest,

339
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,712
I wasn't a hundred percent sure
you were real.

340
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,217
Oh, I am.

341
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,635
And I heard you and Sheldon had

342
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,262
a great time today
talking about comic books.

343
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,346
We did.

344
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:20,433
Great, here's what's gonna happen.
You're gonna teach me how to do that.

345
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,353
- Do what?
- Pretend to like comic books.

346
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,855
Oh, no. I actually like comic books.

347
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,983
All right, let's not
get hung up on semantics,

348
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,401
it's late, we got a lot of work to do.

349
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:40,954
I'm sorry.

350
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,581
I haven't even said anything yet.

351
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,834
I know but I heard
your footsteps coming up the stairs

352
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,210
and they sounded angry.

353
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,130
They are angry. I'm mad at you.

354
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:52,299
And you have every right to be.

355
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,175
Okay. I was... I was being a jerk.

356
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:58,179
We did this together
and I hogged all of the credit.

357
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,099
And after you've been
such a good friend to me over the years.

358
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,893
Like, I wouldn't even be able to
talk to women if it wasn't for you.

359
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:07,647
So... so, I'm... I'm gonna make sure
that your name is on the comet.

360
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,566
Thank you.

361
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:13,236
Even if it's
professionally embarrassing, you know.

362
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,739
Or maybe put me on thin ice at work.

363
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:22,287
I may lose my funding.
Still, uh, still wanna make this right.

364
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,371
Good. Bye.

365
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,294
That worked way better with Leonard.

366
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,389
- Hello.
- Hi.

367
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,768
Why are you reading a comic book?

368
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,354
Denise recommended it to me.

369
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,564
It's the Rebirth Omnibus.

370
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,984
She thought it would be a good
entry point for me into the DC universe.

371
00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:54,486
And I have to say,
I really do like how...

372
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:57,197
You know, Amy... Amy, I've talked
a lot about comic books lately.

373
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,615
Can we talk about something else?

