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What are you doing?

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The light is red, so I came to a stop.

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You're in a stolen cop car
with a dead hooker in the trunk.

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You don't have to obey traffic laws.

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I know I don't have to.

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The fun is choosing to.

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Hey. Missed you guys
at the faculty mixer.

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Oh, you should have been there.
Dessert was bananas.

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Sorry, that was misleading.

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The dessert was pie,
but the pie was bananas.

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Actually, the pie was cherry,

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but the taste of the pie was bananas.

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Those mixers are such
a waste of University money.

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If they spend less money

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on frivolous nonsense and more money
on science, we'd all be better off.

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You're a theoretical physicist.

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What more do you need
than an office and a white board?

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Someday my new formulas
on entropy decrease

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due to quantum de-coherence
will need to be tested

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and that will require funding.

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Your theories are pretty abstract.

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I wouldn't even know how to design
an experiment to prove them.

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Says the experimental physicist.

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Well, I know a place the University
can make some cuts.

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Bye, Leonard.

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One second, he's got a point.

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In order to corroborate
your string theory research,

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you'd have to create a black hole.

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Wouldn't that destroy the Earth?

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Well, perhaps.

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But we'd all go to the grave
knowing I was right.

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I guess you could create
a contained microscopic black hole.

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Huh!

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Interesting.

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Welcome back, Leonard.

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Sorry, you're out.

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What did I do?

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Exactly.

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Ooh! This one's pretty.

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Mmm, my mother wouldn't approve.
Shows too much clavicle.

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She calls it "the bosom's welcome mat."

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I can't wait to get drunk

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and pick a fight with her
at your wedding.

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It's just so hard to tell
what will look good on me.

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No, this is just to give you ideas,
you know.

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Do you want something
simple and elegant?

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Do you want a train...

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Oh! We're talking about trains.

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Not the kind of trains you like.

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Oh, I like all kinds of trains.

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Steam, diesel, coal, elevated, bullet.

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Now, I defy you
to name a train that I don't like.

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The kind on the back of a wedding dress?

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I did not see that coming, good job.

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Although, while we're on
the subject of fashion,

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I am asking the University
for some funding tomorrow.

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What should I wear?

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I've got a push-up bra I can loan you
that always gets me free drinks.

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How much money are you asking for?

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$500 million.

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Then I'd go no bra.

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What do you need that kind of money for?

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I have figured out
an experimental design

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that may corroborate
my latest thinking on string theory.

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I just need 2,148 high-power lasers

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to compress 20 mg of gold
into a small enough volume

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to make a microscopic black hole.

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- Just nod.
- Mmm.

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Sheldon, they're not gonna give you
half a billion dollars.

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I mean, they won't even
give me that much

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and I keep promising I can make
people's brains grow younger.

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Can you?

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No.

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But I need it.

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It's the only way
to settle the contradictions

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between gravity and quantum mechanics.

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Well, it's too much money,
you can't ask for that all at once.

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Well, what if I ask for it
in six easy installments

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of $83,333,333.33?

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Okay, what if you asked for $20 million?

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Yeah, I'm sorry,
I'm trying to do science,

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not hire Lady Gaga
to come to my birthday.

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Do you even know who Lady Gaga is?

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Presumably the wife of Lord Gaga.

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Sheldon, you know, Penny's got a point.

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Sometimes when you want
something big from someone,

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you gotta to be careful
not to scare them away, you know.

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You've gotta start small
and build up slowly,

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even if it takes eight years.

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Eight long years.

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That's oddly specific.

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Have you ever done that?

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Nope.

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So, with this level of high-power
laser array, we would actually be able

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to solve the black hole information
paradox once and for all.

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That's impressive, and how much funding
were you looking for?

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$20 million.

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Really? You think you can build that
for $20 million?

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Not a chance.

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I'm sorry,
then why are you asking me for it?

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Because once you've spent $20 million,

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you're much more likely
to give me an additional $50.

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So actually what you're saying is
with $70 million you can build this.

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I see why you'd think that, but no.

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You can't go to the board of trustees

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and say you gave Sheldon Cooper
$70 million

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and have nothing to show for it.

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No. The only way you'd be
able to save face is to double down.

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- So $140?
- And then double again.

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$280?

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And then good news, not quite,
double again.

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So, what do you say? We have a deal?

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- He said no?
- No.

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That's only a two-letter word.
You're gonna have to double down.

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I'm sorry, Sheldon,

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but this sort of thing happens.

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Higgs had to wait almost 50 years
before they built a collider

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big enough to prove his theory.

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50 years?

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But I want to play with it now.

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You just have to wait
for science to catch up,

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or technology to get cheaper.

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Think about DVD players,
they used to cost like $1,000,

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but just the other day
I used one to smash a bug.

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Yeah, you just have to be patient.

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But what if while I'm being patient
someone more relentless than me

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badgers their university
into giving them money?

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If there's someone more relentless
than you, I'd like to meet them.

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I would not.

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I'm not waiting
for the University to come around.

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I'll find another way
to raise the money.

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Ooh! If it's one of those booths
where we can throw a pie at you

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I'm in for, like, 20 bucks.

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Forty bucks if I can throw a DVD player.

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Would you like some champagne?

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- Oh, thank you.
- Thanks.

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Sure.

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This is nice.

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What, helping Amy find a dress
or day-drinking?

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It's just nice, okay.

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What do you think?

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Amy, oh, my God.

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You look so beautiful.

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I feel beautiful.

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And look, both clavicles.
Take that, Mom.

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You know what they say,
if got 'em flaunt 'em.

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Is it possible that
the very first dress is the dress?

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No. Don't be silly, you can't buy
the first dress you try on.

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That'd be like marrying
the first guy that you...

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You can't buy
the first dress you try on.

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Little finger sandwiches, too.
This place is amazing.

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Interesting thing
about finger sandwiches,

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you put enough of them together,
you've got a sandwich.

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Guys, we have a problem.

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- Are you okay?
- What's wrong?

156
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I look amazing in all of these dresses!

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Look at your waist,
where you been hiding that thing?

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Bernadette, stop.

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Penny, you say something nice now.

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Boy, you know,
when Sheldon sees you in that dress,

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he's gonna wanna
methodically take it off, fold it up,

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carefully place it in a storage box,
label it, and then ravish you.

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Should I try on some more?

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Are you having fun?

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Am I having fun being beautiful?
Of course I am!

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All right, keep going.

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This is it.

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This is the one.

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Do you love it?

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Do you?

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I do.

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Wow.

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Also wow.

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- Hello, Leonard.
- Hi.

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Are you doing anything?

176
00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:08,382
No, I'm just sitting here at my desk
typing on my computer for nothing.

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That was my guess,
but I didn't want to assume.

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Can you help me
shoot my kick-starter video?

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Do you really think people are gonna
give you half a billion dollars?

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Of course not, but if I can raise enough
seed money to show that I'm serious,

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I should be able to attract
some major investors.

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And look at the cool incentives
I'm offering.

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"For $50,000, I will examine your diet

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"and create a customized
bathroom schedule."

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That's fitting,
50 grand down the toilet.

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How about this. "For $100,000

187
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"I will design the flag of your house
or apartment,

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"and for $1 million

189
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"I will come over and tell you
what's wrong with you."

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Aw! All these years
I've been getting that for free.

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Don't be smug, Leonard.

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00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,935
That's one of things
that's wrong with you.

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00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,940
Well, that was a successful trip.

194
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Yes.

195
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,027
Amy found a dress that she liked.

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She sure did.

197
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:16,033
She found a dress that looked like...

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Like it made her happy.

199
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:24,124
She did look happy.
I mean, her face was just glowing, so...

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00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,043
Yeah, we should make sure

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00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,379
the photographer knows to just
really get in there.

202
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,259
So, we agree it's awful?

203
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:37,304
That dress should be set on fire.

204
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,140
Should we say something?

205
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,350
No, we can't.

206
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,520
Don't you think she brought us with her
because she wants our honest opinion?

207
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,355
No one wants that.

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00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,440
I do.

209
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,526
No, ya don't.

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00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,863
I don't want her to look back
and think she made some awful mistake.

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00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,449
You mean, like your dumb
Cookie Monster tattoo?

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00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,494
See, was that fun?

213
00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:04,540
Someone's gonna say something
and it should be us now

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00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:06,083
instead of everyone at her wedding.

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00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,418
Okay, but as long as we do it gently.

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00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:09,837
And together.

217
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,172
What about my dress?

218
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,423
Don't you like it?

219
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,094
- I don't.
- It's beautiful.

220
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:31,984
Hey, Stuart,
I'd like to sell some comic books.

221
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:35,779
Oh! I know all about that.
Step one is flunk out of art school.

222
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,157
Why are you selling them?

223
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:42,452
The University is refusing
to fund my experiment,

224
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,329
so I need to raise money
and do it on my own.

225
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,581
How much do you need?

226
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:48,959
For a start,
I'm trying to raise $500,000.

227
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:55,048
Well, I hope you have that rare Superman
printed on the skin of actual Superman.

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00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,218
I know you're making a joke,

229
00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,429
but I really do have
some valuable issues in here.

230
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,389
And this is just the first box of many.

231
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,057
All right, let's see what you got.

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00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:10,564
Is this a complete run
of Todd McFarlane's Spawn?

233
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,861
Yes.

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00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:21,408
Ooh! Look at this, Giant-Size X-Men #1,

235
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,952
Len Wein's relaunch of the franchise.

236
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:25,412
Yeah, I know what it is.

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I'm the one who bought it, bagged it,
boarded it and taped it shut

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00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,583
while wearing white cotton gloves.

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00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:34,630
Okay, well, I... You know, I'm gonna
have to open it to assess its condition.

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00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,465
Just be gentle,

241
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,967
it's never felt
the touch of a man before.

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00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,972
You don't seem like
you really want to sell these.

243
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:46,433
Of course I don't wanna sell these.

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These are all important to me,

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00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,354
but not as important as science.

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00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,357
And if this is the sacrifice
I need to make, then so be it.

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00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,443
Okay, why don't you
leave these here with me

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00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,945
and I'll price them out for you?

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00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,447
Is it okay if I stand here and watch?

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00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:02,699
Sure.

251
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If anyone asks, tell them I was brave.

252
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,168
Hey, I can't believe
you just threw me under the bus.

253
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,711
I know, right? That was crazy.

254
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,298
Do you know how that makes me look?

255
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,925
That's an easy one, bad.

256
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,303
Why didn't you tell her
that you don't like the dress either?

257
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,888
What happened to our united front?

258
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,474
I'm sorry,
is this your first day being a girl?

259
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,567
Oh! Did your mom pack your lunch?

260
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:39,528
Of course not.

261
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,572
Do you know how much it costs
to pack a tuna fish sandwich in dry ice

262
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,324
and overnight it from Texas?

263
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,828
Well, I do, and my mother says
it's too expensive.

264
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,664
- I like tuna fish.
- Do you want it?

265
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,374
I'll sell it to you for $5,000.

266
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:54,584
How's the fundraising going?

267
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,628
That depends. Raj, was that a yes?

268
00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:58,213
- No.
- It's going badly.

269
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:00,841
How much have you raised?

270
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,218
Well, with my kick-starter campaign,

271
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,637
selling my collectibles
and the money in my bank account,

272
00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,514
about $65,000.

273
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,307
Wow! That's a lot.

274
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,559
Not enough.

275
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:13,770
It's so frustrating
that science should be held hostage

276
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:14,980
to the almighty dollar.

277
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,607
Don't give up,
you'll find that money somewhere.

278
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,402
- You really think so?
- No, but it's good that he has a hobby.

279
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,863
You ever thought of going to Vegas?

280
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,365
Can you be more specific?

281
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,826
Las Vegas.

282
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,829
Oh! You mean gambling?

283
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:32,789
Oh, well that's not the worst idea.

284
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,000
Um, it is the worst idea,

285
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:38,003
and I'm including the year
that Raj wore nothing but tracksuits.

286
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,591
Ordinary people can't beat a casino,

287
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,343
but mathematicians and scientists,
they do it all the time.

288
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:48,889
A group of students from MIT
took Las Vegas for millions

289
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,390
and that's MIT.

290
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,642
Howard went there.

291
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,980
Come on, Sheldon, I'll give you a ride
out to the desert right now.

292
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,066
No one is going to Vegas.

293
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,234
We weren't gonna make it to Vegas.

294
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,741
Hi, do you have a minute?

295
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:11,661
Depends, is what I'm wearing okay
or should I go change first?

296
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:14,498
Look, I'm sorry.

297
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,833
I never should've said
I didn't like your dress.

298
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,669
It's your wedding and all that matters
is that you feel beautiful.

299
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:21,505
Thank you.

300
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,548
So, are we good?

301
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,343
No. We're not good, you ruined my dress.

302
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,720
What? I just said you should wear it.

303
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:30,305
Well, I can't wear it now.

304
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,933
I mean, I know you hate it.
That's all I'm gonna be thinking about.

305
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,643
No, I don't hate it.

306
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,270
I asked if you liked it and you said no.

307
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,856
There is a lot of room
between "don't like" and "hate."

308
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:43,401
You know, it's where you find
rice pudding and jazz.

309
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,655
Anyway, who cares what I think?

310
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,156
I do.

311
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:52,994
You're the coolest, prettiest,
best-dressed person in my life.

312
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:57,541
Okay, that would be flattering, except
I know all the people in your life.

313
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,878
Look, Amy, I don't know what to say.

314
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,171
I think I got stuck on the fact

315
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:06,133
that it's not a dress I would choose,
but it shouldn't be.

316
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,717
You know, it's your dress.

317
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,345
I mean, hey, would you marry Leonard?

318
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,471
Ew!

319
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,767
Okay, a simple "no"
would've been fine, but...

320
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,436
You see my point?

321
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,605
That we're different people.

322
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:21,857
Yes.

323
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:25,235
And from now on I'm gonna remember
that this wedding is all about you.

324
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,113
I appreciate that.

325
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,948
You're a good maid of honor.

326
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:34,870
It's Bernadette. Hello?

327
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,747
I feel bad about
hanging Penny out to dry.

328
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,750
The truth is,
I don't like the dress either.

329
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:46,006
Are you kidding me?
Now Bernadette doesn't like the dress.

330
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,799
She is the worst.

331
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,598
Anyone seen Sheldon?

332
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,725
Last time I saw Sheldon
was this morning.

333
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,894
Careful, don't say his name
a third time.

334
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,148
You don't think
he actually went to Las Vegas, do you?

335
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,401
Five red.

336
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,070
This is it.

337
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,032
- Is everything okay, sir?
- Oh! Hi.

338
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,408
It's better than okay.

339
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:17,037
I am a physicist and I've been
observing this wheel for hours

340
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,915
and running a chi-square analysis,
which is how I know

341
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:24,169
that the ball is far more likely
to land on 32, 17 or five.

342
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,296
So if you could hold off
on replacing this wheel,

343
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,923
I'd like to make several large bets.

344
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,927
Well, good for you. Pelican.

345
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:33,845
What's pelican?

346
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:35,472
Sir, would you come with us?

347
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,974
No, I have to place my bet first.
This is for science.

348
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,352
- Seventeen black.
- No!

349
00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:42,520
No!

350
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,364
Guess who's no longer allowed
to set foot in...

351
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,615
Wow!

352
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,120
You look beautiful.

353
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:02,624
Really?

354
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,751
'Cause I was gonna return it.

355
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,045
Why would you return it?

356
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,215
You look like a pile of swans.

357
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,304
I'm so glad you like it,

358
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,393
'cause it's gonna be my wedding dress.

359
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,354
I can't wait to marry you.

360
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,193
Why do you smell like smoke?

361
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,114
I was in Vegas.

362
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:35,824
Vegas?

363
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:38,326
Oh! I'm sorry. Las Vegas.

364
00:18:39,305 --> 00:18:49,305
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