1 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:25,649 What did she look like? 2 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:28,485 You know, for a second I thought, "Is she gonna do the right thing 3 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:29,529 and not bring this up?" 4 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:34,199 It's fucked-up. Right? Was it? It was fucked-up? 5 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,369 Was cracking open a casket and stealing a necklace off a dead body fucked-up? 6 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,913 You know what, Morgan? I'm gonna leave that one with you. Okay? 7 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:41,707 Sorry, I just could not do it. 8 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,584 - Like, I couldn't bring myself. - I… I remember. 9 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:45,544 I was there as the sun was coming up. 10 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:46,462 Okay? 11 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,214 Okay. 12 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:11,988 Got it? 13 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:13,323 Here. 14 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:15,658 Take it. 15 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,245 - Why are you giving this to me for? - What are you talking about? 16 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,372 You wanted us to give it back. We're giving it back. 17 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:24,875 You're gonna give it back to the person you stole it from. 18 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,376 - What? - Get in the truck. 19 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:28,003 No, I'm not doing that again. 20 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:30,172 - Oh, Nicky, get in the truck. - Get in the truck. 21 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,632 I'm so tired. Just get in. 22 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:43,353 Get out. 23 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,145 - Get out! - Okay. 24 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,234 - Go. - Okay. 25 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:52,237 - Get off of me. - Please. 26 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,118 What? 27 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,995 Have you never been to a house before? 28 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,997 - Ring the fucking bell! - I don't know this person. 29 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:04,998 - Ring the bell! - Okay. 30 00:02:04,999 --> 00:02:05,999 Stop. 31 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,127 God, in the same time you could've rang the bell. 32 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:15,176 Come in. 33 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,059 So… 34 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:26,270 You dug up a grave. 35 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,147 - Mm-hmm. - Two, actually. 36 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,858 Incredible. 37 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:31,693 Where is it? 38 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,569 - Mmm. - Psst! 39 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,612 Give him the fucking necklace. 40 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:36,864 - Okay. - All right. 41 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,283 Eh, eh, eh, eh! I'm… I'm not touching that. 42 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,826 It's been on a dead woman. 43 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,287 Did you clean it, Yusuf? 44 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,413 Well, we came straight from... 45 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:48,208 Then fucking clean it. I don't want to touch a dead woman's germs. 46 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,293 Okay. 47 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,880 You've caused quite a bit of trouble with this. 48 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,507 I think the important thing here is that you got the necklace back, 49 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:58,010 and it's… it's very late, and I would love to go home 50 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,597 and shower off the smell of an open casket before work, so I just… 51 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:07,019 Still… to steal a necklace out of a locked case. 52 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:10,814 Oh, well, the key was in the lock, so it's not like the case was technically locked. 53 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:13,735 You didn't tell me the key was in the lock, Yusuf. 54 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:19,323 She still broke in, so, um… 55 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,575 Well, did she break in 56 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:24,912 or did she simply turn a key 57 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:28,749 and take a $75,000 necklace 58 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:32,085 out of a case you were supposed to have your eyes on? 59 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:34,546 - That's what I've been saying. - Let it go. 60 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:38,008 Well, either way, she… broke in. 61 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:40,719 Put the fucking kettle on. 62 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,679 Okay. 63 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:46,476 Come. 64 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:48,645 Let's have a drink. 65 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,480 There we go. 66 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:57,069 Is this... Is this alcohol at 6:15 in the morning? 67 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,029 A reverend and a teacher, 68 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:02,449 such upstanding members of the community, 69 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:05,577 stealing jewels and digging up their own grandmother. 70 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,246 That's... That's impressive. 71 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,081 Okay. 72 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:09,791 Huh. 73 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,001 Oh, okay! 74 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,754 I'd like to be friends. 75 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:20,926 You know, you... You seem like you have enough friends. I... 76 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:21,970 Here. 77 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,556 A gift of gratitude. 78 00:04:28,142 --> 00:04:30,311 - Uh, that's not necessary. - Uh-uh-uh. 79 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:31,854 I insist. 80 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,608 Wow. Okay. 81 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:38,778 - Is this a flip phone? - Flip phones. 82 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:41,822 This is really thoughtful. Thank you. 83 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:44,449 So, now that we're friends, 84 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:47,327 I might need a favor at some point. 85 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:50,081 And friends do this for friends, right? 86 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:52,792 Okay. 87 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,590 Well, I guess that's that. 88 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:02,969 Friends. 89 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:07,097 When the phone rings, you answer it. 90 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:21,737 It is in these trying times that I often find myself 91 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:25,158 …thinking about the… the effects of fear. 92 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:30,955 You know, fear has this ability to… to call upon us 93 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:32,914 out of the blue 94 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:38,504 and… and coerce us into doing things we never envisioned ourselves doing. 95 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,843 In Proverbs, it is said, "The fear of man lays a snare, 96 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:47,805 but whoever trusts in the Lord is safe." 97 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,767 Are we really, though? 98 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:54,311 You know, if… if you… if you… if you think about it, 99 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,980 it does beg the question, 100 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:58,690 "What are we doing?" You know? 101 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:02,653 Is… is God punishing us for something? Is this a test? 102 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:06,239 What are we actually supposed to do 103 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:10,828 in the face of, you know, I don't know, let's go with "paralyzing terror"? 104 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:15,040 You know, when the fear has… has taken over our bodies, 105 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:20,421 and we are just lying there at night wondering what's happening next. 106 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:24,383 We're waking up with hot sweats. 107 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,551 We're not eating. 108 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,054 What do we do? 109 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:31,724 Hmm? 110 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:35,561 Genuine question. 111 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,821 May the grace of Lord Jesus Christ and the love of God 112 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,491 and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with all of you today. 113 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:51,118 Okay. 114 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:02,337 It's ten o'clock. You might want to get out of bed. Max is on his way over. 115 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,923 I swear to God, the two of you, the drama. 116 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,592 It's like Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton over here 117 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,177 if they both slept a lot. 118 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:10,345 Why is he on his way over? 119 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:12,514 He called me. Apparently, your phone is dead. 120 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,808 Honey, have you seen my blouse with the little ties? 121 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:18,103 It was in the laundry room, then you did a wash and now it's gone. 122 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,980 I have a lot going on today. 123 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,773 I'm declaring my candidacy. 124 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:25,068 There's a photo that needs to be taken, and now I have nothing to wear. 125 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:29,281 Mom, you have no idea. The last couple of days have been really intense for me. 126 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,742 Yes, I'm sure that they have, honey. Oh, there it is! 127 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:34,286 Oh, thank God. 128 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:39,958 All right, I think that you need to put on your big-girl pants 129 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,668 and make up with your fiancé. 130 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:43,545 Okay, so you're declaring your candidacy? 131 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:46,214 That's what, you're, like, shouting it to a roomful of people? 132 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:49,801 It's too early for sarcasm, Morgan. It's unattractive before noon. 133 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:54,264 Be kind to him, honey. He's a low-functioning person. 134 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,725 - Morgan? - Hey, Linda, I'm here with Max. 135 00:07:57,768 --> 00:08:00,562 Hope you have decaf, because I've sworn off caffeine. 136 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:04,441 Annette, I didn't know you were coming. I'm sure that I do. 137 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,359 We'll be down in one second. 138 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,528 I don't have decaf. Who has decaf? 139 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:10,655 Why the fuck would he bring his mom with him? 140 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:13,116 Well, that's a really good question, Morgan. 141 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:16,828 Annette, I am so sorry. 142 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,664 Max didn't mention that you were coming, 143 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:22,000 or I would have got a coffee cake. 144 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,878 Well, I hope this wasn't too much of a surprise to you. 145 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,796 No, not at all. 146 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:30,092 Let's just hope that this chat doesn't require coffee cake. 147 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:33,428 Max, I really don't think having this conversation 148 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:35,847 in front of our mothers is gonna get us through this. 149 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,891 Okay, well, since you won't go to therapy with me, 150 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:41,312 I just think that them being here will make us a lot nicer to each other. 151 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:45,148 So, Linda, I... I don't know about you, 152 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:48,235 but if there's gonna be a marriage between our families, 153 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,695 and I'm gonna be dumping some money into this thing, 154 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:53,990 I want to know that I'm not shoveling cash into a fire. 155 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:57,911 Exactly. Ex... Yeah, I've said that almost every day. 156 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,455 This plate makes me want to walk into traffic. 157 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:04,084 Today was grocery day, so please excuse whatever that is. 158 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,962 No, seriously, it's more than enough. 159 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,589 Max, baby, we've all got things to do. 160 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,424 Yeah, okay, Mom. Um… 161 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:12,801 Okay. 162 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:15,720 Morgan, I'm sorry for calling you names. 163 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,223 That wasn't kind. 164 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:18,766 Yeah. 165 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:20,351 Um… 166 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:25,105 Yeah. So, obviously, I am sorry. That's a given. Um… 167 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,524 See? You can't even give me, like, a nice apology. 168 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:30,610 Okay, well... And then I'm gonna say sorry now. I am sorry. 169 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:33,697 Okay, kids, if we're gonna be useful in this conversation, 170 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:36,866 I think maybe a little bit of context would be helpful. 171 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:38,493 - I cheated on you too. There! - Cheated? 172 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:39,703 - What? - You cheated? 173 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:43,206 Well, to be fair, it sounded like they both cheated. 174 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:46,167 - Well, I kind... I kind of cheated. - What is "kind of cheated"? 175 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:49,379 We didn't do, like, the whole thing. It was like, we just did finger stuff. 176 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,339 - Oh, Massimo! - Oh my God! 177 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,340 It's not better. 178 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:54,009 Oh, it's better than doing full penis. 179 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,303 Do not say "penis" in front of Linda. 180 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:59,389 - Morgan, what is he talking about? - Just tell me how many times. 181 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:02,642 Okay, well, how many times were you using your fingers with some random person? 182 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:04,603 All right, if we can't have this conversation 183 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,646 without referring to "fingers" and "penises," 184 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,732 then, frankly, we don't need to be here. 185 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:11,693 - Annette, I want to extend an apology… - No. You don't need to. 186 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,570 …to you on behalf of my daughter. 187 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:16,323 No need. Max, I raised you better than this. 188 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:20,411 This is not going how Dr. Costa told me that it would, Mom. I just… Morgan. 189 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:24,664 You know how I feel about you, okay? So I'm gonna go home, 190 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:27,960 and just know that I'll be more than happy to hear your key in that door, 191 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:29,920 if that's what you still want. 192 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,715 - Mama? - No. 193 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:37,093 Um, I'm sorry again about the peanut butter. 194 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,094 I hate peanut butter. 195 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:39,638 I don't know if Max mentioned to you, 196 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:43,350 but I decided to run for mayor since my mom passed. 197 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,809 - I just have felt the need… - What? 198 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,186 …to be of use in a bigger way, 199 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:49,189 but as you can see, it's made things really hectic around here. 200 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:52,610 Oh, come on. Now you're making me want to walk into traffic. 201 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:57,239 I just, just backed Tom Donaldson. 202 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,617 Tom Donaldson? The Jimmy John's guy? 203 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:03,495 Yeah, leases out a bunch of storefronts from me. 204 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,789 - He just asked me last week. - Yeah. 205 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,333 - So Tom's running for mayor? - Yeah. 206 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,460 Because I wouldn't have thought he had the time. 207 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,837 He just seems so busy buying boats. 208 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,131 - The man does have a lot of boats. - Uh-huh. 209 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:20,804 You know, can I just say, though, I think this is really good for you. 210 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,765 - Oh, thank you, Annette. Thank you. - I do. 211 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,393 Appreciate that. 212 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:31,773 Morgan. 213 00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:41,908 I know trying on rental suits isn't your favorite thing to do, 214 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:43,618 but I dare you to look more miserable. 215 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,872 Well, you're in luck. I managed to find a 40 for your, um… 216 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,748 - Cousin. Yeah. - Oh. 217 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:49,916 - Cousin? - Yeah. He's, uh… 218 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,209 - Yeah. - We're close. 219 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,210 Mm-hmm. 220 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,628 Yeah, I can see that. 221 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,880 - He's my date to an event next week. - Mm-hmm. 222 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,550 - I'm being honored for my queer activism. - Oh. 223 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,178 - Yeah. - I was at Stonewall for the riots. 224 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,138 - Oh, wow. - Wow. 225 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,724 Uh… Thank you for your service. 226 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,977 I was a closeted cop at the time. 227 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,271 I'm convinced the shame gave me lupus. 228 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,900 Anyway, shirts and ties are in the changing room. 229 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:16,985 - Okay. - Excuse me. 230 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,571 - Yeah, thanks. - Of course. 231 00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:21,990 - Am I him? - What? 232 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,660 Is that who I am to you? Like some bad gay? 233 00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,120 Well, he has a wedding ring on, so… 234 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,914 - Don't do that. That's not nice. - You're worse. I'm kidding. 235 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,624 No, I don't... I don't find this funny, 236 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,252 and it's not fun, and I don't like lying to people, 237 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:39,132 and I don't want to cosplay incest cousins in some suit rental place. 238 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,550 I don't want to get lupus. 239 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,344 Then stop lying for a day. 240 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,638 I understand you not wanting me to stay at your place 241 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:48,308 or hold hands in a restaurant, but we are two towns away. 242 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,894 Brent doesn't give a fuck. We don't know this person. 243 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,188 - Please stop. - Jesus, are these hives? 244 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,440 - Nick, what is going on? - Just grab me the shirt, please. 245 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,901 - It's all over your chest. - I know it is. It's a stress rash. 246 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:58,860 All right? 247 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,195 Okay, I'm sorry. 248 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,405 - What can I do to help you relax? - Absolutely nothing. 249 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:05,116 Doesn't look like the two of you need my help. 250 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,160 But if you do, I'll be waiting right here. 251 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,411 Okay. 252 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,871 - That's not funny. - Okay. 253 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,624 - Please just go deal with him. Please. - Okay. 254 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,877 - Brent, I think he needs a larger size. - Yeah. This way. 255 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,260 - Fuck. - Everything okay? 256 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,471 Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm just looking for my phone. 257 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,021 Hello. 258 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,233 Yeah, this is he. 259 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,151 I can't hear you. 260 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:43,446 I think there's... There's bad reception. You've given me a flip phone! 261 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,256 What happened to your hand? 262 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,633 What happened to your face, you fucking bitch? 263 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,135 Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you? 264 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,471 You are what's wrong. 265 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,723 Like I have nothing else to deal with in my life, 266 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:14,143 now I have you two clowns tied around my leg like a crime ball. 267 00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:16,145 - A what? - A crime ball! 268 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:19,649 The balls they tie to the legs of criminals so they can't escape. 269 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,234 The metal ball. 270 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,443 Oh, a ball and chain. 271 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:24,487 Whatever it is in English. I don't know. 272 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,949 It's a ball and chain in English. 273 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,450 - Where are we going? - Shut up! 274 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:33,454 I'm sorry, but I need to know what we're being asked to do. 275 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:36,249 I hold a certain standing in this community. 276 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,836 And there are limitations on what I can participate in. 277 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,923 Yeah? Tell that to your dead grandma. Stupid. 278 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,597 Okay. 279 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:54,309 Take this. Go inside. There's a man who's waiting for you. 280 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,894 And don't fuck this up. 281 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,395 Why can't you do it? 282 00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:00,064 Because you two are like pieces of white bread. 283 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,942 Like dry vanilla cake they feed the pigeons. 284 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,945 That's why Ivan likes you. You can get away with anything in this country. 285 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:07,822 Okay, so what… 286 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,991 …what kind of man are we meeting inside? 287 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,826 A man, okay? 288 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:14,329 Expecting you. Just give him the cash and do the deal. 289 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,872 - Okay. - Wow. 290 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,916 I don't know what deal he's talking about. 291 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,919 Can you let me out please? 292 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:23,379 - I am suffocating… in there. - Crazy mood today. 293 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,464 Give me that. 294 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,550 - Ugh! - Okay, yeah, I knew it was drugs. 295 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:28,385 Drugs? 296 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,054 Yeah, it's a drug deal. Hilare. 297 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,430 How do you know it's a drug deal? 298 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,975 Uh, because I was a struggling actress in New York City for five years. 299 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:39,228 - Yeah, it runs expensive. - I didn't like a single word you said. 300 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:42,440 What if we went in there and just left out the back? 301 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,775 Can you chill the fuck out? 302 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,945 This is simple as long as you don't act like a narc having an anxiety attack. 303 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,072 - I'm not. - You're quivering like a small dog. 304 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,448 - I'm not quivering! - You are. 305 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,660 - There's a vibration coming off of you. - So what if there's a vibration, okay? 306 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,411 This isn't a natural thing for me. 307 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,956 Could you try to center yourself for 20 minutes? 308 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,751 - That's a dumb thing to say. - Maybe 20 minutes. Not even. 309 00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:02,086 Hey. 310 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,797 Been waiting half an hour. 311 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,966 - Oh. No, sorry about that. - No… 312 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,176 Our driver's an idiot. 313 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,345 Are we gonna do this? 314 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:12,846 - Yeah. - I... 315 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,140 - Mm-hmm. - Let's go. 316 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,523 Oh God. 317 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:26,651 Uh… We're sure that there's, like, no way we could do this above ground? 318 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,112 - Get in. - Okay. Okay. 319 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,100 So? 320 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:00,978 You good? 321 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,895 Am… 322 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,022 Am I good? 323 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,899 I don't... I don't... I don't know. Morgan, am I... Am I good? 324 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,610 Like, I'm good. Are you good? 325 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,238 - As good as I can be. - Good. Good. 326 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:13,741 Okay. Uh… 327 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,492 Am I... 328 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,202 Am I missing something? 329 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:22,791 Yeah. 330 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,211 All right. I have to take this. 331 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:30,132 - Sure, of... of course. - No worries. Work comes first. 332 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,427 - What is going on, Morgan? - I have no idea. 333 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,764 - He's playing games. It's not cool. - Aren't there supposed to be drugs? 334 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,474 - Yeah, usually. - Where are they? 335 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,060 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Just… Let me… 336 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,811 Is this a hit? 337 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,521 - Huh? - Is this a hit? 338 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,898 - Have we seen too much? - No. 339 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,733 Because I don't want this basement apartment 340 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,359 to be the last thing I see before I die. 341 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,987 - I'm being dead serious. - Can I think for one second? 342 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,239 - I've given you ten seconds. - This needs to be said. 343 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,619 - You would not last one day on Survivor. - I don't watch Surviv... 344 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:02,497 Okay, listen. Are we buying drugs from you or not? 345 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:03,456 Excuse me? 346 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,084 Is this a fucking joke? 347 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,002 No. No, it's fucking not. 348 00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,463 You think I sell drugs? 349 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:11,631 Morgan? 350 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,258 Why would you think that? Because of the way I look? 351 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,261 - No. - I have never said that. 352 00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:20,223 You look at me and think, "He has tattoos. He scares me." 353 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,517 - "He must sell fucking drugs." - No. No. 354 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,268 We were told to come to... 355 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:27,188 Told what? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Someone told you I sell drugs? 356 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,857 - Was it fucking Carmela, up in 2B? - Was it Carmela? 357 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,776 - Because she actually sells drugs. - What? 358 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,529 - I don't sell drugs… anymore. - Okay. 359 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:38,157 Hey, I'm a legitimate landlord that takes pride in the apartments I rent. 360 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,952 - All right? - Right. 361 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,037 Right, yeah. Um… 362 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,580 - He's a landlord, Morgan. - Okay… 363 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,124 He's renting us an apartment. 364 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:50,169 Gotcha. Got it. There's been a major misunderstanding here. 365 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:55,007 When I was saying, "We're gonna buy the drugs," 366 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,801 I was talking about, like, "Oh, the drugs." 367 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,469 I was being like, "Oh, like, the drugs." 368 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,555 Like, the goods, the property, the… you know, 369 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,933 like, let's make a deal type of, like, "Show me the money." 370 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,393 Show me the money. 371 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:09,898 Yes, like, when you are making a deal... It doesn't matter... We will take it. 372 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,275 - We'll take it? - We'll take the place. 373 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,736 That's cute. If you think I'm renting you this apartment, you're fucking crazy. 374 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,238 Oh God. 375 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:22,161 Uh, I, for one, think that you have done a wonderful job with this space. 376 00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:31,252 I think you're really gonna like the design for the campaign website. 377 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,546 We just might need to hire a freelance web designer, 378 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,465 but I have a clear design aesthetic, so it shouldn't take that long. 379 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,718 I don't know, hon, it sounds expensive. 380 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,720 - Also, lawn signs have been ordered. - Mmm. 381 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,055 Yeah! And I know you thought the pins were cheesy. 382 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,057 - But I think they could go a long way. - Hi, Kurt. 383 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,351 Kids putting them on their backpacks, et cetera. 384 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,937 Speaking of kids, I do think we should be getting involved 385 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,356 with the PTA organizations at our local elementary schools. 386 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,733 Well… 387 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,819 Just considering our focus is on community and family, 388 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,197 that could be a great place to start meeting folks. 389 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,157 Yeah. 390 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:07,705 I was wondering if maybe we should hit pause. 391 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,665 On what? 392 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:13,545 On the campaign. Take a minute to risk assess. 393 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,298 Hm. I'm sorry, what... What are you talking about? 394 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:21,135 Well, honey, it's just that I have a really busy few months coming up, 395 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:24,972 what, with wrapping up Nonna's estate and the store. 396 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:28,601 Do I really have the time to service the town 397 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,937 in the way that they would want from me? 398 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,147 Is this about Tom Donaldson? 399 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,815 He's a millionaire. 400 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:38,236 He has an Ivy League degree. I'm a college dropout. 401 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,695 Honey, I sell shovels. 402 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,948 He'll obliterate us in front of the whole town, 403 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,951 and I don't think that I have a thick enough skin right now 404 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,994 for that kind of humiliation. 405 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:51,833 I see. 406 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:55,837 Okay. 407 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,425 Honey. 408 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,885 Now, what is going on? 409 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,763 Oh, nothing. You are just, um, really demonstrating 410 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,224 how a strong woman should act 411 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,559 when faced with the slightest bit of intimidation. 412 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,145 Are you talking to me… 413 00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:16,190 …about what constitutes a strong woman? 414 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:21,195 No, I'm not. I just, um, I just find it a bit offensive. 415 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,114 Natalie, let me ask you a question. 416 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,492 How can your generation be offended by anything 417 00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:28,662 when you're offended by everything? 418 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,664 I never had the time to be offended. 419 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:35,960 I was too busy shielding three kids from the fallout of a divorce, 420 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:40,840 not to mention a store to run, a house to manage, lunches to pack, 421 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:44,552 principals to call back based on whatever Morgan had done that week. 422 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:48,681 There was no such thing as self-care back then. 423 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:53,352 A strong woman was every woman who got the job done 424 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:57,648 and had a minute to spare at the end of the day for a glass of red wine. 425 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,530 So, when did that change? 426 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:08,910 It didn't change, Natalie. I still get calls about Morgan. 427 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:13,956 And yet, you seem to have plenty of time to let Tom Donaldson 428 00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:16,209 stand in the way of you getting the job done. 429 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:21,631 I should never have weaponized you with an education. 430 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,051 Show me the website. 431 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,345 Seriously, there's nothing we can do to change your mind? 432 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,597 Nothing. And you, next time, 433 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,767 don't have your wife do your business for you. 434 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,226 I… know. I know. 435 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,562 She just… 436 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,814 She won't listen to me and… 437 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:40,149 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 438 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,610 Um, okay. 439 00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:46,615 I… I'm… I'm sorry. I should not have taken my frustration out on you. 440 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:51,744 But, uh, my husband and I have… 441 00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,747 We have fallen on some hard times. 442 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:58,125 He has run us into the ground financially. 443 00:22:58,126 --> 00:23:02,046 I'm talking gambling addiction, sexaholic. 444 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:05,132 And I know… I know that this man looks like hell, 445 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:08,512 but he has pulled his life together. 446 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,473 Addiction is a hell of a disease. 447 00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:15,394 - I… - I know. 448 00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:18,062 My uncle lost everything in Atlantic City. 449 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,022 Oh… It's… bullshit. 450 00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:23,025 So then, you know, you… you must understand. 451 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:26,112 And with her being pregnant, it's… 452 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:28,447 - Congrats. - Thank you. I'm pregnant. 453 00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:32,201 Yeah, it's... We're just trying to find a place to… to grow our family. 454 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,370 Mm-hmm. 455 00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:38,958 - All right. - Thank you. 456 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,335 I'll need your driver's license, social. The usual. 457 00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:44,463 - Of course. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. - Well… But… 458 00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:47,300 Is there any way to do it without any of those things? Just... 459 00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:49,969 - What? What the fuck, man? - I'm… 460 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,263 - Your wife just asked me for drugs. - I did. 461 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,641 You know what? Let's go. I'm not renting an apartment without a credit check. 462 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:58,686 All cash. Six months. Security. 463 00:23:58,687 --> 00:23:59,980 Prob... probably a tip. 464 00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:10,364 All right. 465 00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:11,991 Don't make me regret this. 466 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,576 - I won't. - Of course. Okay. 467 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,743 I'm taking the keys. 468 00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:16,328 - That's… - Thank you very much. 469 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,205 - You're welcome. - …really sexist. 470 00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:20,082 I assume that you'll be repainting. 471 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,334 - Just get out the door. - Okay. 472 00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:25,464 Fucking crackheads. 473 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,218 Okay. Here. 474 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,845 - Thank you. - And here. 475 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:37,308 - What's this? What are you doing? - We did what you asked. 476 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,644 Huh. So you want me to tell Ivan you want to end the friendship? 477 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,563 I think something's getting lost in translation. 478 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:46,358 No, he gave us the phones to do him a favor. We did the favor. 479 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,653 Okay. I'll tell him. 480 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:52,865 Okay, just so we're on the same page, what exactly will you be telling him? 481 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,993 Uh, I will be telling him that you're giving back his gifts… 482 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:58,245 - Uh-huh. - …and you want to kill the friendship. 483 00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,748 That… that is not the right word. "Kill" is not the right word. 484 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,542 It… it puts a negative spin on things. 485 00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:06,462 Yeah. Wait... And also, I'm confused. There... So there will be more favors? 486 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:09,215 No, there will be no more favors. We're giving the phone back. 487 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:12,968 - I wouldn't give the phones back. - Oh, my... I can't keep doing this. 488 00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:14,970 I can't do this one more day, okay? 489 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:17,389 I… I am a good person. 490 00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:21,477 I deserve peace and… and calm. 491 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:24,813 You deserve, like, a big fat fucking dick in your mouth, honestly. 492 00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:29,860 All this religious celibacy has made you such a tight-ass. 493 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,363 You deserve to loosen up. 494 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,409 Well, you deserve order in your life, Morgan. 495 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:42,456 You deserve a… a clean, mess-free, ordered life. 496 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,125 You don't think I know that? 497 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:47,920 You don't have to tell people with messy lives that their lives are messy. 498 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,547 It doesn't help. Like, we already know. 499 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,299 Like, we'd already do something if we could. 500 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,801 - Why is your neck all red? - Because I have a rash! 501 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:56,262 I don't give a fuck what either of you deserve, 502 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,222 especially your fucking disgusting skin problems. 503 00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,473 - Okay. - Okay. 504 00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:01,392 - That's unkind. - Keep the phone. 505 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,477 And he'll let you know when you're no longer needed. 506 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:04,604 Got it. 507 00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:07,314 - It's all up your neck. - I know it is. 508 00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:08,692 It's disgusting. 509 00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:15,531 Ooh. 510 00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:17,616 Natalie. Natalie. 511 00:26:17,617 --> 00:26:19,703 Uh, ballpoint or felt? 512 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,454 - What? - To sign the paperwork. 513 00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:26,375 Oh. Oh, no, no. No, we're just handing in the petition. Yeah. 514 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:30,546 Honey, this is information that I need. I can't be blindsided at the last moment. 515 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:34,008 Mom… everything is good. 516 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,801 - You are good. - Oh my God. 517 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:39,013 Okay, wow. That looks perfect. Okay, do you remember what I… 518 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,681 Thank you for coming with me. 519 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,975 Well, thank you for finally admitting that you were wrong. 520 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,518 - I'm working on myself. - Good. 521 00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:47,313 And while we're on the topic, it's, like, we were both wrong. 522 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:49,315 - Oh, yay! Morgan. Oh, my… - Oh! 523 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:52,067 Wow, I was not... I wasn't expecting the two of you. 524 00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:54,487 Oh, well, we just wanted to come show our support. 525 00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:57,781 Oh, Morgan. I can't tell you how happy this makes me, 526 00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,241 seeing the two of you together. 527 00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:00,576 Oh my God, there's Tom. 528 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,161 Well… 529 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:04,747 Looks like some people have kissed and made up. 530 00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:08,584 Okay, Ma, you don't have to make it a whole dramatic thing. 531 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:11,128 Well, I want to introduce you to Tom Donaldson. 532 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:12,047 - All right. - Go. 533 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,091 - Tom Donaldson. Linda Morelli. - Hi. 534 00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:18,510 - Hi, there. Tom Donaldson. Hi. - Hi. 535 00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:21,597 You run that, uh, that little pharmacy in town, right? 536 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:24,141 You know, I love that place. Great tchotchkes. 537 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,392 Hardware store, Tom. 538 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:28,854 It's Morelli's Hardware. Been in town for 70-plus years. 539 00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:30,898 - Kind of hard to miss. - All right. 540 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,233 Well, uh, I look forward to an exciting campaign. 541 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,361 - Mr. Donaldson? - Yes, I do too. Hi. 542 00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,864 Nice to meet you, Lana. This should be fun. 543 00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:41,284 - Men. He's, um… - Yeah. Mmm. 544 00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:44,953 I refuse to let this man win. 545 00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:46,914 He is such an asshole. 546 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,458 Who matches their tie to their shirt? 547 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,063 Hi. 548 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,023 Hi. 549 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,360 Since when do I get to stay over? 550 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:20,407 It's for my mental health, so we're just gonna go with it, okay? 551 00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:26,120 Okay.