1 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,063 Are you Diana? 2 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:29,946 You the one Ivan sent? 3 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:32,532 Yeah. 4 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:41,957 - Oh, it's all there. - Says who? 5 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,960 You? I don't know you. 6 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:45,836 Okay, says Ivan. 7 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,422 Who says I trust Ivan? 8 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:51,551 I don't trust my own fucking granddaughter. 9 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:53,219 She's a liar. 10 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:54,804 Okay. 11 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,018 Hmm. 12 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,149 Thank you. 13 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:10,903 In the future, never hand over the money till you see what you're buying. 14 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,073 It's a dead giveaway you're new at this. 15 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:23,917 It's all there, sweetheart? 16 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:26,836 Why? You got somewhere to be? 17 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:29,964 Maybe. 18 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:33,802 Now click your heels together three times and get the fuck out of my hair. 19 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:35,803 Okay. 20 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,514 I like your attitude, though. 21 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,402 Hey. 22 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:53,238 Hi. 23 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:54,739 Um… 24 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:57,324 I'm so sorry, I'm not here for that. 25 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:59,785 I am. So can you show me some respect? 26 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,538 Yeah, of... of course. I just don't have any cash on me. 27 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,165 So I jus... I just didn't want to engage without the cash. 28 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,501 Unless you take Zelle. 29 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,462 I'm just waiting on my sister who's dropping off an application. So… 30 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:12,214 Wow. Unbelieva... 31 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,466 - Time check? - Yeah. 32 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,593 Um… Six minutes. 33 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:19,513 Okay. I told you, you didn't have to worry for ten. That's four under. 34 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,348 What a skill, Morgan. Congratulations. 35 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:23,308 Can we leave? It smells like bleach in here. 36 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,395 - Okay, yeah. Sure. - Okay. 37 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:34,778 You know, for a second there, I was actually thinking about doing it. 38 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:37,656 You do understand you can't just sit at the bottom of the pole 39 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:40,577 begging people for money, right? You have to, like, work at it. 40 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,829 I don't know. I feel like I'm getting good at this. 41 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,831 Running errands for a strange Russian man? 42 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,541 - Yeah. Kind of. - Okay, Morgan, for sure. 43 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:48,834 - That's great. - All right. 44 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:49,751 It's 6:00 a.m. 45 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:52,129 - So I'm gonna just get back to bed. - You're gonna go? Okay. 46 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,881 - Okay? - I'm up though. 47 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,674 - Did you want to… - Huh? 48 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,467 - Do you want to get food? - No. 49 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,339 Where were you? 50 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,300 Hmm? 51 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,344 Where were you? 52 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:46,434 I had a parishioner in the hospital with double pneumonia. 53 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:48,519 Hmm. 54 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:51,314 - Who was it? - Uh… 55 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:58,111 Jessica. Do... Uh, Jessica's uncle. Do you... do you... 56 00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:59,404 - I don't know… - Hmm. 57 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,032 You might not have… met him. 58 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,285 Oh. Go back to bed. 59 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:12,251 I've really been enjoying staying over here the past few nights. 60 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:16,130 Me too. 61 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:25,431 You're worried she's been judging us? 62 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:31,104 I like to think she's pretty progressive. 63 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,439 This is the most fun she's had in years. 64 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:38,402 Why is it that religion has such a problem 65 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,571 with two people who are in love with each other? 66 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:58,131 Because God is perfect, but the people who interpret him are not. 67 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,679 So you're just gonna leave me hanging... 68 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,931 I'm sorry, did you say something to me? 69 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:10,727 Yeah, I said I love you. 70 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:23,573 I love you too. 71 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:29,578 Now can you promise me you will honor this moment by having a good day 72 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:33,040 without twisting it into some kind of problem? 73 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:37,210 You're so much hotter when you're happy. 74 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,672 Things are good. They're good. 75 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,883 Gnarly rash, gone. 76 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:45,010 Why did you bring the rash into this? 77 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,512 We were having such a nice… moment. 78 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,431 Oh, come here. 79 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:04,781 Fuck. 80 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:06,699 Okay. 81 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:40,774 Sure you wanna keep these? They're her high school yearbooks. 82 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,609 Nicholas, do you want to keep them? 83 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,569 Because I have to check out in half an hour. 84 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,072 This is like a hotel for people circling the drain. 85 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,324 - Okay. - This is what she wanted. 86 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,118 She wasn't attached to anything. 87 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:54,371 She was a very unromantic, practical woman. 88 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,832 Okay. I mean, she wanted the necklace. 89 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:57,792 What necklace? 90 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,628 The necklace she was buried in. 91 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:03,797 - She wanted that. - Oh, she didn't care about that. 92 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,591 That was more for me. I wanted her to have something nice. 93 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:07,468 Donate. 94 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:14,433 Holy shit. 95 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:16,978 Uh… 96 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,983 I don't know. An old box of tennis ticket stubs? 97 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:27,571 Oh, she would want Dina to have those. Let's set those aside for Dina Caputo. 98 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,156 Sorry, you don't want anything, 99 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,825 but you want Dina Caputo to have an old box of tennis ticket stubs? 100 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:34,578 It was just something that they did together. 101 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,163 - I have long suspected… - Okay. 102 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,248 …that your grandmother was a lesbian. 103 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,166 Excuse me? 104 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:42,210 And that she and Dina would have been together if things had been different. 105 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:44,671 Dina's had that haircut her entire life. 106 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:47,048 - I saw them holding hands once. - What? 107 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:50,051 I think that's why she was so difficult to deal with. 108 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:53,180 Dad died so young, she never remarried, 109 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:56,392 and I think it was because she was in love with Dina Caputo. Trash. 110 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:02,939 Avoiding intimacy for such a long time can really harden a person, hon, 111 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:07,903 to the point where you fear any semblance of softness. 112 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:13,075 The truth is, everybody deserves love and a good sex life. 113 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:16,621 Yeah, I mean, you know. 114 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,998 I know it's been a while since Dad, 115 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,626 but you… you are more than welcome to date. 116 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,670 - There's nothing stopping you from that. - I was talking about you. 117 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:28,382 - Me? - You think I'm a hard woman? 118 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,510 No, I don't. 119 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,179 You... You think I'm a hard person? 120 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:39,851 I think that you have made some very selfless decisions in your life, 121 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,771 but if I'm being honest, sometimes I get scared 122 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:46,024 that your closest relationship is with God. 123 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:48,985 And don't take this the wrong way, honey, 124 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:51,488 but God isn't touching your body for pleasure. 125 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:52,697 All right, Ma. I… I... 126 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:55,659 No, honey, I know that it's a sacred relationship, 127 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:59,163 but you know what I'm… talking about. 128 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:05,086 I mean, yeah, I do, but… 129 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:09,839 I have a lot of relationships that I'm grateful for in my life, okay? 130 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,885 I'm… I'm choosing… happiness. 131 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,888 You know? So you… you don't need to worry about me. 132 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,390 Okay, well, that's good. 133 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,475 I just felt like I had to say that out loud. 134 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:21,768 And you did. So… 135 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:23,728 And I do have sex, Nicholas. 136 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,647 All right, I don't need to hear about that. 137 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:28,900 No, I do. No. But I'm glad that I come across as some spinster 138 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,444 who tucks herself into bed and says a prayer and goes to sleep. 139 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:34,072 - I think you're reading into something. - I am not my mother. 140 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,533 Well, all right. 141 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:37,993 Hi, Mrs. Morelli. 142 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:41,746 Uh, I just wanted to check in and see if you had any idea about your ETD. 143 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,082 I do not. I will come get you when we're finished, 144 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,210 and I would have killed for this level of attentiveness 145 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,755 when my mother was actually in this room. 146 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:52,632 Okay. 147 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:55,427 Jesus Christ. 148 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,262 What? 149 00:09:57,221 --> 00:10:00,056 - What? What are you looking at? - Nothing. I'm not looking at anything. 150 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:02,100 - What are you thinking? - I'm not thinking anything. 151 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,476 - No, I know. Turn it off. - Okay. 152 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:06,396 I have my first debate this afternoon. 153 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:09,649 I have been under a tremendous amount of stress. 154 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,526 So that's a very different situation. 155 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,278 Yeah. Soft. 156 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,113 Trash. 157 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:17,949 She's just mean… 158 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,368 …for no reason. 159 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:23,413 And some of the times, I think it's kind of hot. 160 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,957 In like a "pain is pleasure" kind of way. 161 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,628 But some of the times, you know, I just, like, wish that it was easier. 162 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,504 Well, how am I supposed to tell the difference? 163 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,883 Is that a real question or a reaction? 164 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,009 I don't know. Both. 165 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,970 I mean, he's calling me mean. I feel the need to defend myself. 166 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,180 Defend yourself. 167 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:44,726 Would you describe the current state of your relationship as, uh, combative? 168 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,353 - No. - Fuck, yeah. 169 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:51,524 I would describe it as me having opinions and Max throwing tantrums. 170 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:53,401 When you use words like "tantrum," 171 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:56,071 can you see how that can be perceived as an attack on Max? 172 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,030 Thank you. 173 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,948 Yeah, you, like, push me for no reason. 174 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:02,035 Stop saying that. I... It's not for no reason. 175 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:07,749 I'm pushing you because maybe deep down, right, I am waiting for you to push back, 176 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,125 and you never do. 177 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,419 And it is so unattractive. Like, I want you to get mad. 178 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,213 I'm an only child, Morgan. 179 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:16,424 I didn't grow up in some emotional war zone like you did, okay? 180 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:17,634 This is all that I know. 181 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,053 So if that's unattractive to you, fine. 182 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:23,848 Trust me, you can be very unattractive to me sometimes too. 183 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,351 Okay, see, this is what I'm talking about. 184 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:29,104 - What are you talking about? - You sticking up for yourself! 185 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,398 Oh! Oh, you want me to talk to you like this all the time? 186 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,858 - Yell and scream? - Not all the time! Maybe sometimes. 187 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,277 - I am so bored a lot of the time. And... - Oh my God. 188 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:39,030 - Bored. I'm boring. Oh, I'm boring. - I'm not saying you're boring! 189 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,324 - I'm a boring boyfriend. - I didn't say you were boring. 190 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:42,493 Okay! Okay! 191 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,161 This is good. 192 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:49,040 But I think we have to bottle this feeling between you two in a way that's… 193 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,376 Well, it's not this. 194 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,754 Look, relationships are supposed to be a safe place. 195 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:58,050 And, Morgan, perhaps if you're looking to be challenged, 196 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:02,555 finding outlets outside the relationship might allow for more… 197 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,933 patience and warmth with Max, which… 198 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,103 It's a different kind of excitement. 199 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:13,899 I just want you to look at me the way that you used to look at me. 200 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:15,735 I want that too. 201 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:19,404 Okay, when she ended things after high school and moved to New York, 202 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,157 I thought, "Wow, what a fucking bitch." Right? 203 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:26,036 But also, like, "There goes the most interesting person I've ever met." 204 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:34,586 You're saying it like it's like I did something special. 205 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,671 New York is, like, a 30-minute train ride from here. 206 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,715 Okay, but people don't just do that, Morgan. 207 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:42,386 They don't just, like, oh, leave home to go pursue their dreams. 208 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:44,679 Yeah... 209 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,182 Then I didn't book any jobs and I ran out of money, so, yeah… 210 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,392 Who fucking cares? 211 00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,644 Who cares? You have all these worldly experiences. 212 00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:54,522 I want to experience something worldly with you 213 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:57,192 that isn't just my mom taking us to Cabo. 214 00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,236 We should go to fucking Burning Man. 215 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:03,782 We're not gonna go to Burning Man, but I get what you're saying, you know? 216 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:07,118 Like, I understand. I'm so sorry. I'm just gonna step out for one second. 217 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,789 I just have to take this, but I'm... I'm really sorry. 218 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,291 I think you both want the same things. 219 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,214 Okay, what is up with you? 220 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,298 What do you mean? 221 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,635 Uh, I don't know. Something is off. 222 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,845 You... you haven't complained once. You're borderline pleasant. 223 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,181 I'm having a nice day, okay? 224 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,976 I realize that there's no point in making our situation any worse 225 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,186 than it already is. 226 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,480 We don't actually know if these people are criminals. 227 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,899 I mean, you know… I… I don't know. 228 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:42,237 They could just be overextended and needing a few extra hands. 229 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,154 That's… 230 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:47,408 We are driving to pick up a stranger from prison. Are you okay? 231 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:50,245 I'm leaning into joy today, Morgan. 232 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:54,457 I'm trying to have a nice, happy, meaningful life today. 233 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,376 Don't you find it demeaning, though? 234 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,461 That they send us on these little gofer errands. 235 00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:00,338 It's like they think we're not capable of more. 236 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,925 We don't want them thinking we're capable of more, Morgan. Why would we want that? 237 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,220 I don't know. If you're gonna send me to the strip club, put me on the pole. 238 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,930 - You know? - I've never had that thought. 239 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,015 And what even is a medium-security prison? 240 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,476 Like, what do you even have to do to be "mediumly" secured? 241 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,228 I don't... I don't care. 242 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,356 - It's a very organized system. - Ma'am. 243 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,316 - Pop the trunk. - Oh. 244 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:21,943 Pop the trunk. 245 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,612 It's strict here. 246 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,409 - Do you have anything in your trunk? - No. 247 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:32,788 - Is there anything in there? - No. 248 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,331 - Ma'am. - Mm-hmm. 249 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:39,377 Are you aware that you have six cases of Four Loko in the trunk of your car? 250 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,880 - What? - Fucking Max. 251 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,507 - Who drinks that? - No, I wasn't aware of that. 252 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,509 I can't let you in with drinks in your trunk. 253 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,595 - Come on. - I'm gonna have to walk, then. 254 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,388 Uh, no, I'll go. I'll go. I'll do it. 255 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,891 As much as I'd love to send you into a prison, 256 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,436 Reverend Dardano is supposed to be picking up an incarcerated parishioner… 257 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,479 …he's been counseling, okay? So. 258 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,564 This sucks. 259 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,441 Say a prayer. 260 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,320 Do I have to go around? 261 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,697 Hi, I'm here to take you to your apartment 262 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:11,534 and offer whatever rehabilitative... reha... rehabilitative services… 263 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,495 Okay. 264 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,755 Hello. 265 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,633 Are you… are you Andrei? 266 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,383 Who the fuck are you? 267 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,511 Oh, I'm, um… I'm Pastor Dardano. 268 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:34,015 I'm here to take you to your new apartment, um, 269 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:38,437 and offer whatever rehabilitative services you would like for your reentry. 270 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,522 Um, do you have everything you need, or…? 271 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:42,565 Where's Ivan? 272 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,943 Oh, right. Um… 273 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,695 Ivan thought it would be better if I came to pick you up, 274 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:48,947 just optically speaking. 275 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,615 - Why are you whispering? - I don't know. 276 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,034 I'm not quite sure why I'm whispering, actually. 277 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,077 Where's the car? 278 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:59,123 Oh, okay, so we couldn't park in here, so it's just a quick 10 to 15 this way. 279 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,793 If you want to come with... Okay. 280 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,632 Mm-hmm. 281 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,676 You must be relieved to be out of prison. 282 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,386 - I don't wanna talk! - Okay. 283 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,764 Linda. 284 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,933 Oh, hi. Hi, Annette. 285 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,102 - Hi. - You look fabulous. 286 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,771 Oh, thank you, Annette. 287 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,898 All right, everyone, settle down, please. 288 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,400 Settle down. 289 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,861 First of all, I would like to thank the both of you for being here today. 290 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:31,698 - Thank you for having us both. - Of course, glad to be here. 291 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:35,785 All right, well, let me begin with an easy question 292 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:36,912 to get things rolling. 293 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:41,165 What distinguishes each of you from the other candidate? 294 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,084 - Linda, we'll start with you. - Yes. 295 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,753 I know... Thank you for the question, Jane. 296 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,506 I know this town like the back of my hand. 297 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,466 I was born here. Um… 298 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:55,304 My family has owned Morelli's Hardware for over 70 years. 299 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:59,642 I raised my kids here, and I have watched this town grow, 300 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,894 which is why I have a strong desire 301 00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,605 to preserve the Glenview that I know and love 302 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:08,609 and to restore a sense of safety and security 303 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,362 that has long been associated with it. 304 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:15,950 Just last week, my son was assaulted on the street for being gay. 305 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,994 That is not the town that I know. 306 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,329 That is not the town that I love. 307 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:25,919 Now more than ever, we need a leader who has seen this town at its very best. 308 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,505 Tom, same question. 309 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,716 Well, first off, I just want to say that I find it heartbreaking 310 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,802 that Linda Morelli doesn't seem to like this town very much. 311 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,387 Hmm? 312 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:39,182 I happen to love this town. Always have, always will. 313 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,933 That's not, uh, what I said in the... 314 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:45,063 Sorry, Linda. It is Tom's time to answer the question. You will get a rebuttal. 315 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,355 - Well… - But I didn't... 316 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,357 Let me just say… 317 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:51,360 I am in agreement. Hate crimes have no place in this town. 318 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:52,862 - Well, duh. - Well… 319 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,990 But do we really want someone's mom dictating policy 320 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:58,076 based on what happens to her kids? 321 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,036 I mean, if her daughter gets a flat tire, 322 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,498 will we suddenly have to, uh, repave every road? 323 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,459 Sorry, Tom, but, uh, is that your answer 324 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:10,630 to what distinguishes you as a… a candidate? 325 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:15,051 Because, um, it's easy to critique somebody else's answer 326 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,303 when you haven't an... answered one. 327 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:20,932 Wow, see, I didn't know you were running for the job of moderator. Huh. 328 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,225 Watch out, Jane. 329 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:26,395 Uh, okay. Well, as the owner of 38 Jimmy John's, 330 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:30,483 my employee count is ten times the size of this city council 331 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:34,028 and likely 20 times the size of whoever Linda's got on staff 332 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,030 at her little, uh, shop. 333 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:39,659 I know how to manage people, and I know how to manage places. 334 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,245 My opponent, who seems very nice, 335 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,123 feels better suited to run our neighborhood watch programs 336 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,125 than lead our entire municipal government. 337 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,252 Tom, you better be careful there, 338 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,796 because you're starting to sound a little bit misogynistic. 339 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,758 Uh-oh. There it is. I've awoken the beast. 340 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,218 We get it, Linda. You're tough. 341 00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:01,389 I'm starting to understand how you managed to scare off the chief of police. 342 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:03,892 Excuse me? 343 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,829 Morgan, he's smoking in the car. 344 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,290 - Put the window down. - Yeah. 345 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,211 Jesus. 346 00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,255 He put the window back up. Can you... 347 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,090 - What is going on here? - Okay. 348 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,052 So, um… 349 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,345 What were you in for? 350 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,431 - It's better you don't know. - Okay. 351 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,474 Okay, that's the scariest answer… 352 00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:46,809 …you could've possibly given me. 353 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,645 - Thank you. - Oh, God. 354 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,814 Yeah, we have him. We're… We're driving to the apartment. 355 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,816 - No, you're not. - What do you mean, "we're not"? 356 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,569 - Put him on speakerphone. - What do you mean? What... 357 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,238 What do you mean, "No, we're not"? We're… we're in the car with him. 358 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,740 No, you're fucking not! 359 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,742 The apartment won't be ready until tomorrow 360 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:05,204 because someone asked to have it fucking repainted. 361 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,622 Don't put this on me. 362 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,333 Okay. Well, how long does it take to paint an apartment? 363 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:13,127 He says two coats. There's no point in only doing one. 364 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,588 - I've slept in worse. - He won't let me in. 365 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,798 The walls are wet. The room stinks. 366 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,467 Who the fuck asked for paint? 367 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,802 - I'm not in… I don't... I don't know, okay? - Hi, Mom. 368 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:25,056 Morgan, what are you doing on Nicholas's phone? Put me on speaker. 369 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,391 - Oh, I don't think that works right now. - Hold please. 370 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:31,020 No, Morgan, this is a crisis. I need to talk to both of you. 371 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,730 - What is she saying? - Okay. 372 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:36,984 The debate was a disaster. We're having an emergency family dinner at the house. 373 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,403 Hello? Who the fuck is that? Who else is in the car? 374 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,947 Nobody else is in the car. 375 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,949 Someone else is in the car? Where are you? 376 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,868 Ma, tonight doesn't really work for me, because I promised Max 377 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,745 we were gonna have a romantic night in. 378 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,872 Uh, okay, well, Nicky, be here in 30 minutes. 379 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,916 - Who is this woman? - I hear someone's voice. 380 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,876 Who the fuck is talking right now? 381 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:56,504 No... Nobody's talking. It's... Mom, I'm with a parishioner, okay? 382 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,465 I don't think I'm gonna be home, so I… I… I don't think I can make dinner. 383 00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,426 No, Nicholas! This is nonnegotiable. 384 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:07,014 I got raked over the coals by a sandwich king at the debate. 385 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,600 - What? What is she talking about? - I need some help here. 386 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,560 If you need to, bring your friend to dinner. 387 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:12,603 He's not my friend. 388 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:16,691 But be here by 7:00. You know how I hate using the warming drawer. 389 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,025 - Lady. - Is that your friend? 390 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,777 Tell him I'm making chicken cacciatore. 391 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,988 I don't know what the fuck is going on. 392 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:25,324 But someone take me the fucking off of speakerphone right now! 393 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:29,203 He called me an animal. It was humiliating. 394 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,414 Well, what made him say that? Were you yelling at him? 395 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,374 Was I yelling at him? 396 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,376 No, I was defending myself, 397 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:39,046 and on top of that, he added absolutely nothing of value 398 00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:43,342 except that his grandfather apparently invented the French dip. 399 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:47,555 But the most disturbing part of it was, people seemed to side with him. 400 00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:51,684 This is the most delicious chicken I've ever had. 401 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,812 Every night I've dreamed of a meal like this. 402 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,523 Oh. 403 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:58,524 I think he's crying. 404 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:01,610 Well, thank you very much. It was my mother's recipe. 405 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:05,031 She was an excellent cook and a notoriously difficult woman, 406 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:08,200 which apparently, is not a recessive gene in this family. 407 00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:10,953 - Mom, nobody thinks that, okay? - Mmm. 408 00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:12,580 You are being way too hard on yourself. 409 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,290 Nicky brought it up this morning. 410 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,459 I never said you were turning into your mother. 411 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:19,420 Can you make my life easier for just one fucking day? 412 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,629 He's scared. 413 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:22,631 Excuse me? 414 00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:23,967 This Donaldson. 415 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,138 A strong man would not be intimidated by a strong woman. 416 00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:32,309 - Now you know his weakness. - Mm-hmm. 417 00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:35,519 Weakness always exposes itself. 418 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,438 Oof. 419 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,150 - Interesting. - Okay. 420 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:43,069 I'd like to know more. Nicky, grab another bottle of wine. 421 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,779 Okay. 422 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,405 - Oh, yeah. - Um… 423 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:48,742 So, 424 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:50,618 more chicken? 425 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,120 - Mmm. - Okay. 426 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,583 You know, you never actually said how you know my son. 427 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:01,045 He picked me up from prison. 428 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,296 A-ha. 429 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:04,048 That's fabulous. 430 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:04,965 I… 431 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,385 Um, which one? 432 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,143 Good day? 433 00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:18,437 Yeah, actually. 434 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:20,481 I DoorDashed from that chicken spot we went to 435 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,650 on our first date back in high school. 436 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,194 Didn't ask you, just did it. 437 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:28,406 Wait, I thought they shut down because of a health code violation. 438 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,574 Yeah. New management. 439 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,785 Fuck, yes! 440 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,870 Yeah. And I lit some candles. 441 00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:37,623 One of them turns into body oil. I don't remember which. 442 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,752 Um, is it weird to eat chicken with your dick out? 443 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:43,964 It's just something you're gonna have to deal with. 444 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:54,348 - I see you sprung for the best of. - Mm-hmm. 445 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,433 That's very generous. 446 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,810 And two skinny margs. 447 00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:58,979 Mm-hmm. 448 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:01,397 Ah... 449 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:05,026 Rude bitches don't get chicken nuggets. Look again. 450 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:06,361 Okay. 451 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,288 Fuck. 452 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,586 - Yeah, I'll give you this one. - Mm-hmm. 453 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,259 That was a shocking story. 454 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,344 Clearly, you were framed. 455 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,345 It was a setup. 456 00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:36,474 This is the problem with the judicial system. 457 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,393 - Back in my country, I was a surgeon. - Mmm. 458 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:43,772 Oh, I want to apologize to you on behalf of America. 459 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:47,234 I am truly sorry for what we have put you through. 460 00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:50,738 - I had a cab driver just a week ago… - Hm. 461 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:53,908 …who was a dermatologist in Mumbai. 462 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,951 - And thanks to that wonderful man… - Mmm. 463 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:59,079 …I now have a checkup on the mole on my neck. 464 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,123 - Okay, um, I should go. - Mmm. 465 00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:05,544 Yeah. Yeah, Kevin's Oura Ring says he hasn't moved in ten hours. 466 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:06,629 Uh-oh. 467 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,255 So… 468 00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:09,798 Um… 469 00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:13,385 I guess we will just discuss post-debate strategy tomorrow. 470 00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:15,221 Yes, strategy in the morning. 471 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:17,973 Andrei had some great ideas. I appreciate you. 472 00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:20,268 Oh, fabulous. That's great. 473 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,521 Okay. 474 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,396 Drink some water. 475 00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:26,649 I never noticed how much your skin glows. 476 00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:29,444 Jergens. 477 00:25:31,154 --> 00:25:33,280 Do me a favor. 478 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,616 Do not leave Mom alone with a criminal. 479 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,660 I got him an Airbnb. 480 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,578 She's having a nice time. I think it's sweet. 481 00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:42,289 I will take him home when they start slurring, okay? 482 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:44,375 Let love in, Natalie. 483 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:47,836 Okay. I don't know what this radical optimism is, but I don't like it. 484 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:49,255 Good night. 485 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,633 Take care of her. 486 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:17,658 Where is she? 487 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,868 - At home, I imagine. - No, she's not. 488 00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:40,765 Ooh. 489 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:42,891 Oh. 490 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:46,771 Oh my… 491 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,692 What time is it? 492 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,903 - Mom is having sex with Andrei. - Who? 493 00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:56,614 The man we picked up from prison. 494 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:57,782 Oh my God. 495 00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,451 Okay, okay. 496 00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:01,785 Put the phone up to the wall. 497 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,245 I'm not… You're sick. 498 00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:05,998 That is a sick, sick… I will not do that. 499 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,500 Oh my God, whatever. How's it going? Is she having fun? 500 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:13,922 From the sounds of it, he's a very generous lover. Yeah. 501 00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:16,842 Well, yeah. That makes sense. He just got out of prison. 502 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:19,345 She's probably getting railed up there. 503 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:21,347 I can't. 504 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:23,182 Why is Natalie calling me? 505 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:26,394 What is she doing up? It's, like, 12:30. Doesn't she go to bed at 8? 506 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:28,687 - Can I help you? - Check fraud. 507 00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:30,606 Credit card fraud. Identity theft. 508 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:33,942 Forgery. Importing an illegal flamethrower. 509 00:27:33,943 --> 00:27:36,987 Nicky, tell me that man is out of our house. 510 00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:40,949 Yeah. Yeah, I dropped him off hours ago. So, yeah, he's gone. 511 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:43,118 Oh my God. Thank God. 512 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:46,872 Because, honestly, Nicky, that is, like, the last thing Mom needs right now. 513 00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:49,583 Nat... I won't... And I don't… We're done, okay? 514 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:52,336 It's done, Natalie. So, um, um, go back to bed. 515 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,754 Tell Mom I miss her. 516 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:54,756 Yeah. Bye. 517 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:58,676 - Hi. - What did she want? 518 00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:02,388 Well, apparently, Andrei was in prison for importing an illegal flamethrower. 519 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:04,807 - A what? - A flamethrower, Morgan. 520 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:07,017 Importing an illegal flamethrower. 521 00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:09,020 Whoa. Is he singing? 522 00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:10,813 That's singing. 523 00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:14,525 He's good.