1 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,470 - What do you mean, you don't know? - I don't… I don't know. 2 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:16,807 I went to bed. I woke up. Yusuf was gone, okay? 3 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:20,102 He left us the keys to the truck and directions to the barn. 4 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,103 That's it. 5 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,438 Are you paying attention? 6 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:25,650 You put this down, boom, pick one, then you do the cup. 7 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:27,401 Thank you. 8 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:28,361 Oh! 9 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:35,075 Who just disappears for no reason, huh? 10 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:39,788 Um… All I can think of, uh, is that, you know, he seemed upset. 11 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:41,749 Hm? What do you mean, upset? Upset with whom? 12 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:45,544 Me? We just proved a new fucking drug route. 13 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:49,423 I think he was just upset about, like, his girlfriend or something. 14 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:50,799 How do you know that? 15 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,551 - Andrei. - Hmm. 16 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,428 Find him. 17 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,054 Okay. 18 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,393 When the fuck did you get this information? 19 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:04,605 We talked the night before. 20 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:05,482 And? 21 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,985 Come on. Come on, spit it out, you stupid bitch. 22 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:11,904 Hey, relax. 23 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:16,033 Oh my God. 24 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:20,370 Yusuf fucking up this whole thing for a stupid girl? I mean… 25 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:24,250 See, he doesn't understand how easy it is for us to find him. Huh? 26 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,629 Might need you two to… to… to come to Miami 27 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,005 to finish the deal. 28 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,091 Uh… No. 29 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,093 What did you just say to me? 30 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,261 I just said no, okay? 31 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:39,098 We have done enough for you. 32 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:43,560 I have been a very good "friend" to you, 33 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:47,064 and all I've gotten in return is a fucking slap in the face 34 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:50,359 and this deep, gross feeling 35 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,530 like I have just betrayed everything I stand for. 36 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:57,282 Our father is the former chief of police. 37 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:02,329 Our mother is a very public person in this town at the moment, okay? 38 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,332 There are a lot of eyes on us right now. 39 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,334 We are not gonna go running our mouths. We're not that stupid, 40 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:10,087 despite what my sister might indicate a lot of the time. 41 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:14,884 So we're gonna be walking out of here, and you are gonna let that happen. 42 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,471 Don't you fucking dare. 43 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:24,309 - Hey. - Morgan, fuck! 44 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,353 - Yeah. - You want coffee or no? 45 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:27,564 Hey. 46 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,315 You sure about this? 47 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,984 Kill him! 48 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,194 Kill him yourself if it's easy! 49 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:36,822 Come on, give me the gun. Give me the gun then. 50 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:43,453 Fuck! Fuck! 51 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,581 Get in the car. Get in the car right now. 52 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,332 Why wouldn't you have told me about Yusuf? 53 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,042 I didn't think it was important. 54 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:51,837 Why, because you slept with him or something fucking messy? 55 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,923 Do you know that you complicate everything and everyone that you touch? 56 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,218 I have given us both a fresh start here, okay? 57 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,387 And I need you to take that and run with it. 58 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,556 And I would like to kindly ask that from here on out, 59 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,349 you stay away from me. 60 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:06,394 Happily. 61 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:10,022 - What are you doing? Oh my God! - I am staying away from you. 62 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,858 - As far as I can go, right now. - Okay. All right. 63 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,568 - Hope that works. - Yeah, it does. 64 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:49,061 This might be the most uncomfortable mattress I've ever slept on. 65 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:52,231 - I wanna be your date to the gala. - You are my date. 66 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,276 No, I mean your actual date. 67 00:03:56,194 --> 00:04:00,405 Out and Loud is recognizing you for being great, 68 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:04,577 and I don't want you standing up there knowing that we're hiding this away. 69 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,748 - You sure? - Yeah, I am. 70 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:13,086 It's not fair to you, and it's not fair to the congregation. 71 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:14,879 It's time. 72 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:16,756 It's been time. 73 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:22,761 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I am excited to go on a cruise. 74 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:31,980 - I'm proud of you. - Mmm. 75 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,106 - Want coffee? - Yes, please. 76 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:34,941 Okay. 77 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:44,324 Who are you? What are you doing here? 78 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:45,242 Rose! 79 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:47,244 - Reverend Dardano, is that what… - Rose! 80 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:50,539 - Nicky, come out here, please. - How did you get into my house? 81 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:54,042 The only thing keeping you from the life you deserve 82 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:54,961 is you. 83 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,631 In order to change the frequency of your life… 84 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,426 …you must embrace positive affirmations. 85 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,470 I know this might sound corny, 86 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,346 but it works. 87 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:10,476 "I am a good, decent person." 88 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:14,480 "I deserve good, decent things." 89 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,525 "I am ready to make that change." 90 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:21,320 "I am ready to be that change." 91 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:25,157 "I am not my past. I am only my present." 92 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,199 …my present. 93 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:33,790 - Fuck! Max! - Godlike! 94 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:36,543 If you're gonna be spraying bullets at homeless women, 95 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:40,422 can you at least put your headphones on? I woke up at six to bake these, dude. 96 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:41,924 Our floors are clean, babe. 97 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:45,678 What are you lookin' at? 98 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:51,475 I'm going on a run. 99 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,393 Like, to the grocery store? 100 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:56,105 No, like… like for exercise. 101 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,441 Why? 102 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:02,695 Uh, I'm trying something. 103 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:13,246 As many of you know, I was photographed last week 104 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:16,666 entertaining three women on an evening boat ride. 105 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:19,544 A personal choice my opponent Linda Morelli 106 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:21,588 seems to have taken issue with. 107 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:24,508 But let me reassure you all that my personal life 108 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:27,469 has never stood in the way of my leadership abilities. 109 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,638 "Family first," she says. 110 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,556 What about this town first? 111 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:34,059 And to that point, what if you don't have a family? 112 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,894 Then what, Linda? 113 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:39,064 Sure, I make bold choices and take big swings. 114 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:42,234 But it's that kind of attitude that gets you the big boats in the first place. 115 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,276 Mm-hmm. 116 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:48,073 So while Linda Morelli focuses on jungle gyms and kindergarten classes, 117 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:52,202 I'll be out here continuing to take big swings for the people of this town. 118 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:55,705 From my family to yours, I'll see you at the polls. 119 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:59,209 He was caught with three hookers on a boat. Suddenly, it's my problem. 120 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,086 They're called sex workers. 121 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:04,256 People are gonna see right through this. They're gonna see right through it. 122 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,716 Can you imagine the audacity? 123 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:09,344 Is this illegal? Honey, why are you wearing a suit? 124 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,638 The campaign barbecue invite said family-friendly. 125 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:13,765 I know, and that's what I wanted to talk to you about 126 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,685 before you forced me to watch that insane video. 127 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,311 - Um, I... - Well, what? 128 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:21,565 I was wanting to wait until after the campaign to tell you this, 129 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,567 but it can't wait anymore, so I... 130 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,569 You're sick. It's cancer. Natalie, is it cancer? 131 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:26,528 I… I don't know. 132 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:29,531 It's not cancer, okay? I don't have cancer. 133 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,284 - I… I, um… - Oh no. Oh God. 134 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,497 I… 135 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:38,665 Met someone. 136 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:40,959 Nicky! 137 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,004 - And I'm leaving the church. - Oh. 138 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:46,381 - Whoa. - And I'm… I'm telling you now 139 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:50,594 because Rose caught us this morning. 140 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,637 So it has sort of… 141 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:55,348 - What? - …expedited the process a little bit. 142 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:59,811 And I am… I am going to be his date today to a very important event, 143 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:02,147 so I'm gonna be late for the barbecue. 144 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,065 And I… I just wanted to tell you this 145 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:07,068 and… and let you know that everything is under control, okay? 146 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:10,697 - And… and I am good and I am happy, okay? - Mmm. 147 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:13,700 So, this is obviously something we're gonna need to get ahead of. 148 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:16,077 That was the support I was looking for, thank you so much. 149 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:17,913 - No, Nicky, don't do that. - Do what? 150 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:21,291 Expect the clouds to part because somebody caught you with your pants down. 151 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:25,629 Your sister and I are waist-deep in fending off political attacks. 152 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:29,090 So who is this boyfriend, this man that you met? 153 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:33,678 It's Tareq Rivera. 154 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,263 My Tareq? 155 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:37,516 Well, I don't think... Yeah, I don't think you can... 156 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,351 - Oh! - He comes into the store. 157 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,645 It doesn't mean you can claim him as yours. 158 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:44,022 - Oh, Nick, you have got to be kidding me. - Yeah. 159 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:48,777 Choosing this moment when I can't give this the amount of attention that I want. 160 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,488 How long have you been hiding this from me? 161 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:54,741 Finally, a man in the family who can work with his hands. 162 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:56,201 Kevin works with his hands. 163 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,912 - No, Kevin works with computers, Natalie. - Ah. 164 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:02,958 Okay, yeah. I just… I… I did not want to tell you until after the election 165 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:06,336 because I didn't want any of this to hurt your campaign in any way. 166 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:08,755 It might. I'm an ally, but it might. 167 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:11,341 Okay. And I also didn't want the entire town to know 168 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,134 before I was ready to share this. 169 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,053 - What are you implying? - Nothing. 170 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:19,099 Donna's son, Anthony, came home from Mykonos last summer 171 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,269 with a raging case of chlamydia from a "hot tub." It was a bathhouse. 172 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:26,648 She pays his credit card bills. That is a secret that I will take to my grave. 173 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,149 Mm-hmm. 174 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:30,360 So as for Tom Donaldson, 175 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:34,864 I think you just spend the barbecue laughing with kids, talking to families. 176 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:37,075 You are the people's pick. 177 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:37,993 - Yes. - Yeah? 178 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:40,161 So let's just focus on showing that to the people. 179 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:42,998 Okay, hun, I hope you're right. Honey, bring Tareq by the store. 180 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,458 - I want to give him the family discount. - Okay. 181 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,004 Hmm, uh… 182 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,594 She makes a good point. 183 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,095 She makes a great point. 184 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,681 We tip a waitress. Why are we not tipping stewardesses? 185 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,975 - Mmm. - It's fucking rude. 186 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,935 I think they're union. 187 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,105 I dated a flight attendant back in college. 188 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:15,489 Afternoon, gentlemen. I just wanted to drop this off ahead of schedule. 189 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:19,034 You can always depend on Ivan to bring in just what he owes us. 190 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,577 Never over-delivers. 191 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:25,707 Tell me, how does it feel to be so good at just doing the bare minimum? 192 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,126 You get your money? 193 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:29,378 Yeah, we're good. 194 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:35,634 Your shoes stuck to the floor? Get the fuck out of here. 195 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,428 Uh, we're… we're closing the store for a few days. 196 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:42,182 We, uh, need to drive Andrei to Florida to visit his mother. 197 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,600 Was that a question? 198 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:46,519 Because I don't think our boss would respond very well to being told 199 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,189 by two fucking clowns that they decided to take a vacation. 200 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:52,568 - You two fucking sweethearts or something? - We're cousins. 201 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,155 Can we go to Florida or not? 202 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,407 I'll tell you what. 203 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:02,952 Heads, the clown car gets to drive to Florida. 204 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:05,455 Tails, Mom, she's shit out of luck. 205 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,633 Two days. That's it. 206 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:18,386 Thank you. 207 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,472 Dickheads. 208 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,431 What did he say? 209 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:24,391 Assholes. 210 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,601 Disrespect your mother like that. 211 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,561 My mother doesn't live in Florida. 212 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:32,190 They don't know that! I can't wait to get this fucking deal done. 213 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:35,652 Bring in cheaper drugs, eliminate those assholes. 214 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:37,696 Soon, soon. 215 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,448 The two of us trying to swing this thing on our own, 216 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:41,700 we will look like clowns. 217 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,034 What's the latest on Yusuf? 218 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,328 Working on it. I'll find him. 219 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:48,832 We need some muscle in Miami. Serious, badass. 220 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,418 Show the Brazilians that we're real players 221 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,379 that can handle this operation. 222 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,214 - And drag Yusuf back here… - I understand. 223 00:11:56,215 --> 00:12:00,385 …by his stupid fucking Nikes if you have to. 224 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,803 Motherfuckin'… 225 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,639 I hate this fucking car. 226 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,108 - Hey! Oh. Whoa. - Hey! 227 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,526 Oh, hi! 228 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,694 Oh my God! 229 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,279 Hey, girl! 230 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,655 Um, we made cupcakes. 231 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,615 - Oh my God - Oh my God. Cute. 232 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,492 I will be eating one of those immediately. 233 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,286 Thank you so much. 234 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:27,787 - I can take that. - Yes! 235 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,206 Thank you. Something from the registry, I hope. 236 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,417 Yes. Promise. 237 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,086 It's pink like all your, um… 238 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,712 your pink stuff. 239 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,881 - Yeah, thank you. - She knows me so well. 240 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:41,050 - It's, like, my favorite color. - Yeah. 241 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,385 - Come on in. - Okay. 242 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:44,888 Here, can I get you guys a little bottletini? 243 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:45,972 What is that? 244 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,641 So, obligatory shower game. 245 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:51,227 This is called dirty diaper. 246 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,896 Oh my God, yes. 247 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,317 And Morgan… 248 00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,570 …since you arrived last, you're first up. 249 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,614 Oh, nah, someone else can go. 250 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,324 - Put it on. - Come on, do it. 251 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,534 Um, I'm really bad at games. 252 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:07,660 Exactly. 253 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:10,705 So, we have eight dirty diapers, 254 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:15,960 and you have to guess what's been left in there by tasting each one. 255 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,796 What the fuck? 256 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,507 - What the fuck? - Oh my God. 257 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,258 They're chocolate bars, Morgan. 258 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,968 - Yeah. - Okay. 259 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,387 - If she doesn't wanna go, I call dibs. - Oh, he'll do it. 260 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,306 - No, no, no. Mm-mm. - No. Girls only. 261 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,226 - Exactly. - I'm just gonna… 262 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:31,893 Oh. 263 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,854 - You got it? Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 264 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,023 Oh! 265 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,399 - Get in there. Get in. - Yeah. 266 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,818 - Big bite. - Yeah. 267 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,153 - Come on, come on, come on. - Okay. 268 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,907 Oh my God, I can't watch. 269 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,329 I ate the baby shit. I ate the shit. 270 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,122 I ate the shit. 271 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,961 You know, for someone who works with their hands, 272 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:58,962 they're awfully soft. 273 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,005 - Okay, you're the worst. - I'm just saying. 274 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,466 - I love you, you're the worst. - It brings up some questions. 275 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,426 Wait. It says we're supposed to be here, but… 276 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,471 - I don't understand why we can't just ask. - Does this harbor have... No. 277 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:11,766 - What is the reluctance to ask for help? - It'll be fine, we're gonna find it. 278 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,143 - He might know. Excuse me. - No, don't bother him. Nick. 279 00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:17,021 Hi, um, are you going to the Out and Loud event? 280 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,898 - The what? - Out and Loud. 281 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:23,278 It's an LGBTQIA+ organization. They're throwing a… a charity thing. 282 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,363 "Out and Loud" sounds homophobic. 283 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,741 No, it's not… it's not homophobic. 284 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:32,829 It's... It's like, good loud, like, "raise your voice" kind of situation. 285 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,539 And why are you asking me? 286 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,544 - We were just… - I don't… He's being... 287 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,921 My boyfriend is being honored at the event, 288 00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,965 and I just... You have nice jeans. 289 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,134 Honored for what? Including the "IA+"? 290 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,802 Okay, do you know the place or not? 291 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,512 That's New York City. 292 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:53,058 The whole town is an LGBTQQIP2A+ event, so… 293 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,810 - Great, thank you. Yeah. - Thanks so much. 294 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,480 Why does our community have to be so divided? 295 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,482 - What did I do to him? - You bothered him. 296 00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,401 Ugh! Speaking of dirty diapers, 297 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,653 we told you guys about how we're potty training Barnaby. 298 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,530 Yeah, we're doing the ten-minute rule. 299 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:08,740 So we're in a Homesense, 300 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,242 and he had to go number two, so we whip out the potty. 301 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,827 That's cute. 302 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,370 - Aww! - That's really cute. 303 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,622 That is so cute. 304 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,790 - Sorry, wait, what am I looking at, sorry? - Aww. 305 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,250 High five. 306 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,960 Bam! See? 307 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,296 - Is he shitting in the bedding aisle? - Yeah. 308 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,465 Morgan, he's two and a half. 309 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,843 Right, I know, but like, someone's out, shopping for a new duvet for their bed, 310 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,345 and your kid's just taking a dump? 311 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:34,182 - Babe, it's a baby. - No. I know, but it is fucking gross. 312 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,601 And did anyone ask the kid if he wants to be on social media 313 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,979 taking a shit in a Homesense? Like, that kid will grow up someday. 314 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,189 Yeah. 315 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,027 Well, it's, like, really good to see you guys. We've missed you. 316 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,488 - Oh, yes. - Yeah. 317 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,740 You guys would have the cutest kids. 318 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,700 - Yes. - Aww. 319 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,869 - Yes. - It's true, right? 320 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:59,332 - When are you guys gonna go for it? - Maybe… Maybe someday. Yeah, I don't know. 321 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,626 We know, Morgan. 322 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:05,171 It's, like, really amazing, and you would be, like, an amazing mom. 323 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,423 - Yeah. - Come on. You guys are ready. 324 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,050 - You're ready. - Yeah. 325 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:12,428 - You've been together for so long… - You would love it. 326 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,639 For you guys, it works, but I think, you know… 327 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,307 - No. - You are perfect together. 328 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,643 - You'll love it. - Oh my gosh, yeah. 329 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,395 I can't have kids! 330 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:27,986 I, uh… 331 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,489 I can't have them, so… 332 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:35,034 Yeah, I would love to sit around all day, Tara, 333 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,955 and watch your kid shit all over the place, but… 334 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,417 Uh, it's kinda hard for me right now, so… 335 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,795 Excuse me. 336 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:48,256 And I'm sorry that I ruined this party. I didn't wanna do that, okay? 337 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,383 Thank you for having us. This was really beautiful. 338 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,136 Get the fuck up. Get up, get the fuck over here. We're leaving. 339 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,013 Sorry. 340 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,492 Is it on a boat? 341 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:19,163 No, the invite just said Pier 49. 342 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,457 - Okay, well, we're on Pier 49. - This doesn't look like a gala. 343 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,543 Looks like a bunch of people who don't know where they're supposed to be going. 344 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,461 Okay. 345 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,090 Teagan's phone's disconnected. 346 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:32,800 Can you call someone else? 347 00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:35,845 Teagan organized this whole thing. They're the only person I ever dealt with. 348 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,264 Okay. I mean, I… I don't know what to tell you. 349 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,932 I do see some lesbians, though. 350 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:42,143 So, worse comes to worst, they'll figure it out for us. 351 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,269 Nick, stop, please. 352 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,064 Just stop for a second, okay? This isn't funny, okay? 353 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,148 Okay. 354 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,484 The website's down. Something's wrong. 355 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,861 I gotta figure out what's going on here. 356 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,488 - Do you want my help? - No. 357 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,079 Does anyone know what's going on? Okay. 358 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,549 - What am I gonna be today? - It's a surprise. 359 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,343 - Can I get a hint? - No. 360 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,804 Oh, you're a little firecracker, aren't you? 361 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:21,182 Well, I think we're about finished up, so thank you, Arabella. 362 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,892 - I'm not done. - I'm done. 363 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:26,312 Oh. Whoa. My goodness. 364 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,397 Great job. Can I... Ma, can I talk to you? 365 00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,315 - Yes! - Over there. 366 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,901 - Kevin, honey, you wanna take my spot? - Take it, Kevin. 367 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:32,902 Yeah. 368 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,278 I… Um… 369 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,196 What? 370 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,533 - What… what did you do? What'd you do? - Cozying up to the families. 371 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,160 - Why? You're making me nervous. - Tom is here. 372 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,454 - What do you mean Tom is here? - He is here right now. 373 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,706 He's walking towards us and he's pulling focus… 374 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,167 - Oh my God. - …so I would just take the high road. 375 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:52,922 Natalie, I did not burn my bra to be talked down to by my own daughter. 376 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,298 I know how to handle him. 377 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,883 - Yeah. - Tom. 378 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,471 Didn't expect you to come out today. Appreciate the support. 379 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,390 Yeah, I just wanted to stop by, 380 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:06,102 remind people that after they get their kid a free hot dog, 381 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,855 I'm available to answer any grown-up questions 382 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,190 they might have about our upcoming election. 383 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,860 Well, I appreciate you taking time away from your boat… 384 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,486 - Oh. - …uh, but these are good people 385 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:18,406 who have a very clear sense of my values. 386 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,366 And I wouldn't want you to scare anybody off, 387 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,660 so I'm gonna ask you all to take this across the street. 388 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,079 Oh, see, last I checked, it was a free country, 389 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,789 so I can do what I'd like. 390 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,875 - Linda, I think you're needed. - Okay, hon. 391 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,210 - Well, give my best to your wife and kids. - Oh, yeah. 392 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:34,839 Well, my wife has been my biggest supporter, as have my children. 393 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,259 We're a stronger family because of it. But you wouldn't know what that's like. 394 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,260 You take care, Tom. 395 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,596 Yeah. And speaking of hot dogs… 396 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:45,141 …I heard your son's involved in a bit of a sex scandal at the church. 397 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:48,311 Yeah, my neighbor said he's, uh, stepping down. Oof. 398 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,854 Poor kid. 399 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,274 But I guess that's what happens when you grow up in a broken home. 400 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:56,569 But by all means, kitty cat, family first. 401 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:57,778 Oh. 402 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,530 - Mom. Run. - Natalie, get me out of here. 403 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,408 - Where do I... - Legs. I'll carry you. 404 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,912 Are we gonna talk about it? 405 00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:06,580 About what? 406 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,249 Okay, well, first of all, you're on birth control. 407 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,877 Why'd you tell Tara that we can't have kids? That's fucking crazy. 408 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,379 I didn't. I didn't say "we." I didn't say "we," I said "I." 409 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,216 God forbid anyone think your dick doesn't work for two seconds. 410 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,551 And you know, like, what if I couldn't have kids? 411 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,178 Okay, but you can. 412 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,890 Okay, but she doesn't know that. She doesn't know what I'm going through. 413 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,100 What are you going through, Morgan? 414 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,853 You're running now. You're baking cupcakes. Like, this is… 415 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:33,482 I don't know, okay? I don't know, I'm trying. 416 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,067 - Trying? - Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying. 417 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:40,071 I'm trying to be a better person, but I can't… I can't be like those people. 418 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,241 - What's wrong with those people? - Oh my... Everything! Everything! 419 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,534 It was a fucking game, Morgan. 420 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,869 It was a game. 421 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:50,164 Have you thought about the fact that it actually might do you some good 422 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,958 to eat shit from time to time? 423 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,709 Oh… I would eat shit right now 424 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:56,295 if it prevented me from turning into those people. 425 00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,673 Who do you think you are, Morgan? 426 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,758 You are losing it. 427 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,760 Yeah. Have you ever thought about the fact 428 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:05,931 that maybe everyone else is fucking losing it, and I've just, like… 429 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,391 I've just stayed the same. 430 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,855 Natalie, I really don't want to hear it, okay? We're on our way. We're... 431 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,734 She... She what? 432 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,568 What the fuck? 433 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:24,533 Do you know how much time it takes me to look like this? 434 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,661 - I can only imagine. - A lot of fucking time. Too much time. 435 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,454 I'm sorry, uh, I wish I had more information. 436 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,039 - Oh. - I'm just as frustrated as you are. 437 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,959 It looks like Teagan took the money and ran. I don't know what to say. 438 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:39,171 Not to mention Out Magazine paid 3K for a table at an event that doesn't exist. 439 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:42,174 They're in publishing. Do you think they have that kind of money? 440 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:46,095 Look, I know you're not the one that did the scamming, but you're a chair, 441 00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:48,807 and you're right in front of me, and a person I can yell at. 442 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:02,946 You okay? 443 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:08,326 If I never hear the name Teagan ever again, it'll be too soon. 444 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,869 Not now, Nick. 445 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:10,787 Okay. 446 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,626 - It's not your fault. - But it kind of is my fault. 447 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:18,628 How? 448 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:22,131 How is some asshole stealing money your fault? 449 00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:24,760 Because there were signs, and I ignored them. 450 00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:28,263 Was Teagan hard to pin down from time to time? Yeah. 451 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,600 Did I question on a few occasions if this person was legit? 452 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,935 Was it weird their bank was in Estonia? Yeah! 453 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:38,440 But I was so desperate to offset my guilt that I looked the other way. 454 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:42,194 What guilt? 455 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,863 This relationship put me back in the closet, Nick. 456 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,699 And I'm not blaming you for it. I was a willing participant. 457 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,868 I would make the jokes too. 458 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,372 But it doesn't feel good to hide this away. 459 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:57,375 I got involved in Out and Loud so I could stay in this 460 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,835 and not feel like I was betraying a huge part of who I am. 461 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,512 Well, there has to be a way of fixing this, no? 462 00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:11,640 Not unless you know how to get all those people's money back. 463 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,440 Former military, ruthless. 464 00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:23,860 Recommendation from a friend inside. 465 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,779 Good. Great. 466 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:31,910 So… you guys think you can handle this? 467 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,125 Andrei… 468 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:41,169 They… they don't speak English? 469 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:44,338 So they don't speak English. They're security. 470 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,340 They don't need to speak English. 471 00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,883 You got Yusuf? 472 00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:49,260 Where the fuck is Yusuf? 473 00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:51,471 Istanbul. 474 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:54,057 - What do you mean? - He went home. 475 00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,600 He use company card to buy a ticket. 476 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:57,852 He went home? 477 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:58,979 Business class. 478 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:04,024 He went home. 479 00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:08,946 The Brazilians want to meet our operations team, you fucking moron. 480 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:11,740 - Can't just be the two of us. - Three isn't much better. 481 00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,577 Well, three is better than two. 482 00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:18,289 Three people who actually speak English, who know the route. 483 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,583 Do you have any idea what the Brazilians will do to us 484 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,334 if they don't think we can handle this? 485 00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,586 Yes, kill us. 486 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:24,920 And if I get killed, 487 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:27,756 I will make sure you know you were the reason for it. 488 00:24:27,757 --> 00:24:31,594 I'll get killed too, you fucking idiot, so what difference will that make? 489 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,965 The fuck are you doing here? 490 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:16,263 - Who are they? - None of your fucking business. 491 00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:18,140 - The fuck is he doing here? - Uh… 492 00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:20,893 - You both wanted us to come to Miami. - Yeah. 493 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:22,853 Yeah? 494 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:27,691 I am willing to do that for you if you do something for me first. 495 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:30,486 And the girl. We need the girl too. She's tougher than he is. 496 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:31,529 All right, well… 497 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,157 And what… what do you need from us? 498 00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:41,622 You know people who can track people down, you know, make things right? 499 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:42,706 You need a hit. 500 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:43,916 - A what? - A hit. 501 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:47,253 - You need them to disappear. - No. No, no, no, no. 502 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,879 I... There's… 503 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,466 There's somebody who has just stolen a lot of money from a lot of people, okay? 504 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:56,637 I just need you to find them and do whatever it takes to get the money back. 505 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:57,930 Okay? But not a hit. 506 00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:00,350 So… so, I don't know, scare them… 507 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,394 - But without the hit part. - Mm-hmm. 508 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,105 - You have info on them? - Yeah. 509 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:08,900 Then both of you will have to come to Miami. 510 00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:12,194 Well, I can only speak for myself. 511 00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:16,615 Okay, well, if you can let me take this call, 512 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:19,243 I could try to convince "the tougher one" to come. 513 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,371 - Go ahead. - Morgan, what do you want? 514 00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:24,832 She what? 515 00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:35,175 Oh, Jesus Christ. 516 00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:38,429 - What is that, an owl? - It's a fucking possum, Nicky, okay? 517 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,847 It's a goddamn possum. 518 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,890 - You couldn't have washed off the paint? - Morgan! 519 00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:44,476 Do you not think we thought about that? It's not water-soluble. 520 00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:46,395 If we tried, it would only make it worse. 521 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:49,982 Well, there's nothing we can fucking do about it now, okay? So, enough. 522 00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:55,237 Here's what's gonna happen. I am going to walk you down those steps, 523 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:58,490 past the press, and into the car, okay? 524 00:26:58,491 --> 00:26:59,658 Yeah. 525 00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:01,744 That's what we're gonna do. Is everybody clear? 526 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:03,455 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 527 00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:07,082 You've worked way too hard for this to derail you now, Linda. 528 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,459 Yeah. 529 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,461 Okay, good, let's go. 530 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,840 Okay, and maybe turn your head away from the cameras. 531 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:18,969 One question! 532 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,388 What do you have to say about Tom Donaldson? 533 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:26,018 Mrs. Morelli, care to comment on the allegations of assault 534 00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:27,311 coming from Mr. Donaldson? 535 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:28,979 - Bullshit, let it go. - No, no, assault? 536 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,023 Is that what he's... Is that what he's calling it? 537 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:31,858 Okay, sure. 538 00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:34,401 Um… 539 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:36,278 Here's the truth. 540 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:41,700 There are very few things that a mother won't do to protect her son, 541 00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:46,872 especially when he's found love after dedicating two decades of his life 542 00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:48,040 to the church. 543 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:51,377 You fuck with my family, you fuck with me. 544 00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,879 And I'm sorry if that sounds déclassé or something, 545 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,090 but that's who this mother is. 546 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,801 - See, Tom Donaldson got something… - Linda, the car's right here. 547 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:01,261 …very wrong about me. 548 00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:04,932 Yes, my campaign is built on family first, but the thing is, 549 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:08,936 I consider this town to be my family, 550 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,772 and I will protect it, 551 00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:14,692 and I will fight for it with the same maternal instincts 552 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:18,321 that I did for my son this afternoon. 553 00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:22,116 So if Tom Donaldson 554 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:26,995 considers a little tap on the nose from this lowly mother of three assault, 555 00:28:26,996 --> 00:28:29,164 then I'm afraid… 556 00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:34,586 …he has totally underestimated just how powerful my family is. 557 00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:37,005 - Linda! - Linda Morelli! 558 00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:44,430 - I need you to come with me to Miami. - Oh, thank God.