Sorry, so you've just been having sex this whole time
and just… just keeping it from us? Hmm.
I wouldn't say the whole time. It's been, like, a year.
A year?
Oh my God. Where are you having sex, like, in your rectory?
I'm not answering that question.
No offense 'cause you just kind of... You really present as someone
who hasn't had sex in a long, like, a long time.
"No offense"?
What, you want me walking around with a big old erection all the time?
Ew, no.
Just waving it around so that you can know that I'm having sex? No.
Just saying you don't seem like you're being dicked down by a contractor.
Okay, cool. That's kind.
A year. A year of your life.
- Are you guys open or monog? - Yeah.
- You're open. - I'm just... It's a revolving door of men.
- Oh. - At this point. Yup.
- It's different for y'all. - Nope, it's just a relationship.
Holy shit.
A private jet. What is going on here?
Oh, I can get those... Okay.
Okay, well, I know we haven't exactly been on the same page lately,
but can we just stop and enjoy the fact
that we are going to Miami on a private jet.
- Wow. - Champagne, sir?
- Uh… Thank you. Thank you very much. - Thank you. Hi.
Now you're acting like someone who's getting laid.
Morgan, what? Leave my sex life out of this.
I can't.
Ooh!
Jesus Christ.
There they are.
- Okay. Okay, come, my friends. - What the fuck, Morgan?
So, how was the car ride? Comfy?
- Yeah, yeah. - Huh?
- The driver knew where he was going? - Yeah, we're on the plane, so…
Okay.
Have a seat.
Thank you.
So, we found the guy.
It's an amateur. It should be resolved soon.
Okay, but not, like, "resolved" resolved.
We're talking just get the money, and then it's done.
Sorry, are we gonna talk about who they are?
Security. Don't worry about them.
Doors closed. Wheels up.
So…
Here we are.
Eight people responsible for changing the face
of the central New Jersey cocaine market.
Yeah.
Now all we have to do is reassure the Brazilians
we have what it takes to move their product.
To prosperity and survival!
- What did he say? What was the last part? - I don't know. Why would I know that?
Lady and gentlemens.
- To Miami. - Hurrah!
Okay. Not gonna lie, this was not the Miami I hoped for
fresh off a private jet.
Well, It's humid,
and I'm pretty sure we passed a group of people burning a pile of books
on our way in from the airport, so we're definitely in Florida.
Yeah.
Okay, what is going on out there?
Okay…
This is not good.
What's not good?
The Brazilians were supposed to meet us here 20 minutes ago.
And? What… what… what does that mean?
It means something's not right.
Hey.
Hello, hello! Hey!
Hey.
And?
We're good, we're good. Everything is good.
We just... yeah, we have small… change of plan.
Jackass, bitches!
The Brazilians want to meet at their house for dinner.
The plan was to meet somewhere neutral.
- I know that was the plan! - Their house is not neutral.
Do you know what he's saying?
They didn't give another option!
I don't know how this is helpful.
What do you want me to do, say no? They threatened to call off the deal.
This is not good!
I hate when they do this.
Is there something wrong or is there nothing wrong?
What's up? Like…
You have something nice to wear for dinner?
Define "nice." I brought an overnight bag.
I have, like, a, uh... like, a couple of going-out tops,
but I don't know how nice they are.
Also, should I cancel Mango's? Feel like we're not going?
I was never going to Mango's.
What the fuck did you bring this for, huh?
Like, for if we go to a club.
- Go to a club? - Club?
What the fuck did you think was going on here? Huh?
Okay, go get something expensive you can return.
I need you to look like you could be taken seriously, okay?
No security.
Oh, um, actually, no, no, I… I… I would like to… to bring security.
Morgan, it's okay. We'll call them if anything goes wrong.
They want you to stay behind. Keep your phones on.
Open the trunk.
Check this out.
Nice.
What the fuck is this?
It's fruit that looks like flowers.
Andrei, I told you to get a nice gift. We're meeting with the Brazilian cartel.
You think they want $500 worth of fruit?
The Brazilian cartel?
Did you know that we were doing a drug deal with the Brazilian cartel?
I didn't even know there was a Brazilian cartel.
What? Have you never seen Sicario?
Those guys insulate their walls with dead bodies.
Do I look like I've seen Sicario?
Look at this cellophane. The chocolate, it's coming off. It's disgusting.
Leave it in the car.
Hey. Okay, let's go.
Hey.
Frisk them.
All right, wow.
Cell phones.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
- Hey, listen. - What?
- Just to be totally clear… - Huh?
…we cannot return this expensive dress if there's blood all over it.
Let's stick to our talking points, okay?
Now, now, if you don't have an answer to something, don't speak.
Let us take the lead. Just, you know, look confident.
- Like you've done this before. - Have you done this before?
Morgan, fuck off.
Hey.
You can leave, they're with me.
Forgive my friends for the warm welcome.
I hope they weren't too impolite.
- No, not at all, not at all. No. - Yeah?
Well, if I knew we were dressing up, I would have put on a jacket.
- Come, let's go. - Yeah, yeah.
- How was the trip? - It was good.
I feel ridiculous.
Okay, guys, make yourselves at home.
Wow.
Hi. Can I just get a shot of, like, anything?
I feel like that guy is staring at us,
and I just… I have this creeping suspicion that he knows we're not legit.
Oh, um, yeah, no.
Nicky, listen, listen.
- If things go south tonight… - Uh-huh.
…I want you to know that I know how much space I take up in our lives.
Yeah? And?
Well... No, nothing.
I'm just, like, acknowledging the fact that we're basically in Halloween costumes
in front of a bunch of cartel members. And if that doesn't end well,
I have some, like, feelings I want to release.
I don't think that's necessary.
I'm messy, and I'm rude. I know that, okay?
I can't, like, seem to figure my shit out.
But these are the things I want to get off my chest
in case this is my last opportunity to do this.
Things I don't want to die with.
- You think we're going to die here? - Mm.
I think that the chances of that are higher than I did before.
- What the fuck? - Yeah. No, but listen.
I forgive you, okay?
- For what? What for? - Yeah, I forgive you for everything.
What? But what, specifically?
I'm trying to get to the bottom of what... Oh, fuck.
Who is that?
- Well, that man is terrifying. - He's important.
Well, that was fucking bone-chilling.
Uh… Paolo, uh, so, thank you so much.
What the fuck is that?
Claudia, where did that come from?
Uh, yeah, yeah. It… it wasn't meant to be paraded in front of the party like that.
It's fruit that looks like flowers.
Anyway, we have... We have lots to discuss.
We don't talk business at a table.
- It's bad manners. - Oh, sure.
And speaking of bad manners, it's always nice to know in advance
who's coming for dinner.
This dude don't look like a Turkish man from Istanbul.
Yeah, uh… l, uh, I apologize. We... we had a last-minute change of...
Well, I don't like last-minute additions to my dessert cart.
And certainly, I don't like last-minute additions to my dinner table.
Sure, sure. Um…
Are you going to introduce yourselves?
- Yeah. Do you… do you want to… - Okay.
Or do you want me to?
- Oh… Okay. - You can do it.
- I... I'll take it. Um… - Okay.
- Hey, y'all. I am Morgan Dardano. - Y'all?
- This is my brother, Nicholas Dardano… - Uh-huh.
…and we work with Ivan and Andrei on…
- Transportation. - Yes, transportation side of things. Um…
Uh, you see, I could have sworn
that you teach kids at Glenview Elementary,
and you're a pastor at a community church in New Jersey.
- I… I do. - I…
Oh, well, then I'm confused.
Are you two handling transportation,
or are you a public servant and a servant of God?
Or both.
Yeah, which ultimately benefits everyone.
I mean, we fly under the radar…
- Mm-hmm. - …which is your biggest asset.
And correct me if I'm wrong,
but don't you want the people handling logistics for a… a drug…
- Can I say drugs? Drug route… - Yeah. No judgment.
…you know, to be the last two people that law enforcement would ever suspect?
We have clean slates and no criminal records. So…
- I do have… I have one DUI. But… - That doesn't…
She got it when she was 17, and it's been wiped from her record.
- True. No points. - Very little to do with this.
- We are an incredibly value-addition… - Bottom line… Bottom line…
Bottom line here I think is we want to apologize.
Okay, okay, okay. Fuck!
That's enough.
Who's hungry?
For you.
To try.
Just in case we have some federal agents in our company.
- Mm-hmm. I've never done this before. - Just do what I do.
Oh, wow.
It's really good.
Tonight, we welcome you.
What do you mean, you forgive me?
What is that? I don't like the way that makes me feel.
Oh my God, I'm sorry that you don't like how it makes you feel, genuinely.
I think that you care about a lot of people, and... I'm not one of them.
Of course I care about you, Morgan.
- I do. You're my sister. - Okay.
That's an inherently given thing.
Like, I shouldn't have to say that out loud.
Some families do say that out loud. Some families do.
- Some families do. - Okay.
And sometimes I wish that you would admit
that you kind of abandoned me when Mom and Dad were breaking up.
- Abandoned you? - You did.
I went to seminary, Morgan. What do you want me to do?
Why, to go be a hero?
Meanwhile, I'm at home with Mom. She's losing her mind. Where were you?
- Nowhere to be found. - I didn't know you needed me to check in.
I did not know that, okay?
Your two favorite words at the time were "fuck off."
Oh, reverse psychology.
Did you ever think that maybe that was my way of saying I need you?
That's fucked-up, Morgan. If that's how you tell people you need them.
What am I, a mind reader?
Also, I looked up to you.
I did not know. You gave me none of this information.
I am sorry, Morgan.
- Thank you for saying that. - I'm sincerely apologetic.
- I'm so sorry. I… Yes, I feel so bad. - I can tell it's coming from your heart.
I will not judge you if you want to do that.
I…
Like, I… I might, but it's not gonna be for the reasons you think it's gonna be.
Like, this has been a good medicinal tool for us in terms of communication.
Communication-wise, this has been really good.
Yeah, you don't have to explain it to me. I also really love cocaine.
I understand why this is a thing. Like, I understand why people like this.
- Yes. - I understand why people get addicted.
You can't get addicted to it. It's a personality thing.
There's, like, a pile of this. Should I try, like, right in?
- I would love to see someone do that. - That's crazy. That'd be fucking crazy.
- Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. - I don't want... No. I can't.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Oh my God.
Sorry, there's someone in here.
Uh…
Oh, okay. All right. Um, can I help you with something?
Well, you tell me.
You've been staring at me
all night.
You were staring at me, I thought.
- Because you were staring at me. - Okay.
Now, as a pastor who looks at men,
I thought this could be our secret.
I think... I think there were some crossed wires here.
I think there might have been a mi... a miscommunication.
Why? You don't look at men?
Come on.
You seem very gay to me.
Well, I mean, I do look at men. I just… I have a boyfriend, so…
Oh.
- Is kissing bad? - Well…
- Because in Brazil… - Mm-hmm.
…we kiss to say hello.
- And to say goodbye. - Oh my God.
Uh-huh.
I think I'm just… Uh…
I'm a little more concerned about what happens after the kissing, and…
- Mmm. - And we're not open, um…
Even though now I'm regretting not having that conversation, but, I...
Yeah, I just… I don't think we should kiss, uh, goodbye or hello.
So why were you staring at me?
I thought... I thought maybe you didn't tru... Uh, trust me.
- Why wouldn't I trust you? - I don't…
You know I'm not like my father, right?
Sorry, who's your father?
Paolo, you met him earlier. We don't really get along that well.
Paolo is your father?
- Hey, hey, hey. Shh! - Okay. Shh.
This is a secret.
- Don't scream like this. - I won't.
Let's just say that my father wouldn't be very happy
if he knew I was in this bathroom with you.
Well, then why are we in here? We should probably not be in here, then.
- You're not going to tell anyone? - No, of course not.
- Nobody knows. - Oh.
I just want to keep it private for now. You understand that, right?
Of course, of course. Of course I understand that.
You know, and I'm... I am really sorry,
Jesus, that you have to hide, um,
a part of yourself away.
That's really, really hard.
- Am I the first man you've been with? - No, no, I fuck a lot.
Oh, okay.
It's just that I mostly fuck male models.
- Okay. Mm-hmm. - Really tall ones, shredded.
- I fucked this dentist once. - Oh, right.
- Super hot, had a big dick. - That's a lot of hot people.
Just people who aren't so close to my family.
Okay.
This is really risky.
I understand.
Listen, if, um…
If you ever need to just… talk, you know,
I… I would be more than happy to offer my services.
I appreciate that. It's a…
It's a nice feeling knowing that, you know, my secret is safe with you.
Mm-hmm.
- You're going to keep our secret? - I will.
- Okay? - I will, yeah.
- Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. - Shh. Shh.
Or else…
Uh-huh.
Uh… That's funny.
- I'm kidding. - I know, I know.
- Okay? Don't tell anyone. - That's…
- Nope. Good. - Have fun.
Holy fuck.
- Here's to this fucking night! - Ooh!
Morgan, we gotta go home.
Oh my God. What is that?
- I don't know. I don't know. - Can I have some?
- Uh, sure. - Oh my God. Bye. I love you.
- Get home safe, okay? - I love you. You too.
- Who is that? - Oh, I don't know.
Oh… Fuck, uh…
- I'm not okay, Morgan. - That's the cocaine.
This is what cocaine does?
Why… why… why the fuck does anyone do cocaine?
Last night you were asking if you could get a prescription for it.
What? When?
Can you believe this weather, huh? It's fucking gorgeous.
It's the perfect day to be on the water.
- Let's go. - Okay.
Okay, this is the Miami I'm talking about.
You don't feel bad at all?
No. Cocaine is really good for me.
We have business to discuss. Please.
What's going on? They're our people. They come with us.
Don't worry. Paolo's giving them a tour of the bay.
Uh-uh-uh. No, we're not leaving them alone.
You are the dealmakers. You don't want to make a deal?
How can we make a deal if Paolo's on the boat? Paolo!
I make the deals. He approves them.
Wait, what… Uh…
- What's going on? - Where are they going?
Oh, they have a deal to make.
Where are we going, then?
To have some fun. Let's go.
Oh, no…
Yeah.
Why are criminals so indirect?
Like, why is there this Kabuki theater
around just, like, telling people what's going on?
I know. It's like, just tell us you're taking us on a boat to kill us.
I wasn't thinking that, Morgan.
- Now that's all I'm thinking about. - I was kidding. I was joking, okay?
But, I mean, think about it, Nicky. What's a better place to dump a body
than on a private yacht in the middle of the ocean?
They call Mom. They've ID'd you by your foot.
- It's all that's left of you. - Uh-huh.
I feel seasick.
Where are we?
Let's go.
- Hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. - Huh? What?
- Friend. Friend, what's happening? - I said, get out.
Okay.
- Buddy. - What's going on?
Can... Can you... Hey. Help us out here. What's… What's happening here, huh?
Dig.
Now.
Are you ever going to ask me why we're here?
Nope.
Tareq was in trouble,
and I offered to come here in exchange for Ivan and Andrei's help.
Wait, so…
we're stuck out here with the Brazilian cartel
to help your boyfriend?
Yeah.
I mean, I didn't know it was the cartel at the time, but yeah.
And I'm really, really sorry for getting you involved in this.
I'm sorry.
I have to end things with Max.
What?
I would never do something like that for him. We've been together 17 years.
It's like, I've convinced myself that there's some, uh, agenda
to your, like… goodness.
Like, it's not genuine or something, because if it was,
then I would only feel like a bigger piece of shit,
but there's not.
You're just… you're somehow just
a good person.
It's so annoying.
- Good person? - Yeah.
Have you been listening to me speak? I put us both in so much danger.
Whatever, dude. I wanted it. You know it, I know it.
- Okay. - Oh.
Fuck.
I think you're just coming off of a lot of cocaine.
That wasn't a lot of cocaine. I've done way more than that.
- Excuse me? - Yeah, that wasn't even a lot.
Morgan, come on. That's scary.
Hey!
- Is he talking to me? - I…
- Are you talking to me? - Yes, you. Come.
What the fuck does he want from me?
Sir.
Sir. Look.
We can handle 100 cows a month.
One hundred... Possibly more.
And we are slowly inching into their territory,
so the Italians won't see it coming.
Do you want to tell us why the minister and schoolteacher are actually here?
What? What… what… what do you mean? We went through this last night.
- I mean... - I'm asking for the truth.
It has nothing to do with the Turk going missing?
No. Who told you that? No.
For fuck's sake.
Do not fuck with me.
If there is a loose end out there, we need to know about it.
The... there's nothing to worry about. Trust me.
I took care of him!
Yusuf ran away to Turkey.
But I had someone over there take care of it because…
If there is a problem,
we fix it.
And I will do it again if anything else gets in the way of our business.
So, do we have a deal?
Or do we keep digging?
Leave us alone.
Do we need to lock the door? Okay.
- Soundproof. - Yeah.
- Incredible, right? - Mm.
It does look thin, but you can't hear a thing.
Mm.
Yeah. It's a beautiful boat.
Did you…
…sail it here from Brazil or…?
Well, that would be fucking stupid.
No. Mexico.
I'm Mexican.
Oh, I'm… I'm sorry. I thought you were… from Brazil.
No, no, no. I'm from Sinaloa.
I killed my way to Brazil.
Just kidding.
I just go where the powder blows, as they say.
Sit.
Come here.
What do you want to drink?
I have a splitting headache, so just water, please.
I don't like drinking alone. There's a judgment to it. Tequila?
Uh… Yep.
- You had fun last night? - Mm.
Dinner plates aren't usually empty. Sorry about that.
I had to make sure that you were serious.
Oh…
But it was good shit, huh?
Yeah, it was, uh…
Uh… really good shit. Very pure.
Very nice.
So,
I heard that you met my son.
I don't know who your son…
- Filipe. - Oh.
Yeah, he has a good head of hair?
I think we might have…
…crossed paths at the club.
We're very different, he and I.
Okay.
He's a homosexual.
Interesting.
- Does he know that you know that… - No.
Hmm.
It might be nice to… to let him know that you know and that you're fi...
I won't be doing that.
Hm. I mean, as… as somebody who has hidden parts of myself away,
I can tell you that, you know,
knowing that your family is on your side, it… it means the world.
I killed my father with a butter knife.
Heitor.
Speak.
You believe him?
Okay then.
Bye-bye.
Well,
looks like I'm not going to have to kill you today.
We have a deal to make.
Okay.
Yeah.
Good evening, everyone.
To think that there was a very real chance
that this entire team of Americans and Russians would be shot dead.
But, look at us now.
Cheers!
- Is he joking? - I don't know.
Hey, is there any part of you that likes this, like, what we're doing?
Absolutely not. I literally cannot wait to get out of this.
I think there's something wrong with me.
Morgan, there's nothing wrong with you, okay?
You might be restless and easily bored and stuck in a bad relationship
and, you know, likely undiagnosed ADHD.
And you should absolutely invest in a day planner,
but there is nothing wrong with you. Okay?
Yeah. Wow.
Thank you for saying that.
Yeah, I think I really needed to, um,
hear that.
Did you do more cocaine?
No. Like one bump, two bumps.
One bump. Are you using?
- "Using"? - Like, I don't know.
- Is it 1997? "I'm using"? - It's like a weird…
I'm just saying. What, suddenly you're a cokehead?
You're acting like it's, like... Like it's meth.
You're saying it like it's meth.
Well, it's something.
That's nice.
I just have to say,
I think that this trip has been a lifeline for us, don't you think?
It's been something.
- Something nice, right? - Yup.
I know this sounds corny.
But I've really enjoyed my time with you.
Holy… Holy fuck.
Fuck.