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一千五百万里程

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翻译：原子蛋 木月 痒痒 Allen0314 小如 天朝直属

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时间轴：Ans 校对：十九罗汉

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后期：zzzyusa 总监：十九罗汉

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魅影宝贝

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魅影宝贝最新消息 辣妹也有失意时
New from Wraith Babes, the hottest girls in nasty situations.

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继续观看

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直接跳过将扣除里程
是否继续收看

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最高人气

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打吃货

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闹翻天

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一起闹翻天吧
Let's play Botherguts!

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最高人气

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骑行之路

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骑行之路

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来啊
Come on!

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三 二 一
Three, two, one!

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开始
Go!

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丢她个面包
Chuck her a bun!

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不饿吗 真是第一次呢
Not hungry? That's a first?

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来啊
Come on!

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疼吧
That'd hurt!

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太好玩了
Brilliant!

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笑死了

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贾斯汀喜欢闹翻天

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太他妈好玩了
Fucking brilliant, that!

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那玩意有时会这样 稍等
That one does that sometimes. Hang on.

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这儿有个小按钮
There's a little knob in here somewhere.

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差不多算是这里唯一的真东西了
Almost the only real thing in there,

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虽然也是从培养皿里长出来的
and even that's grown in a Petri dish.

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谢了
Thank you.

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我靠
For Christ's sake!

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真是扫兴 你个肥猪佬
Way to mood-kill, blubbernaut!

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你的影子很好看吗
Cheers for the reflection!

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老子前一秒还在享受
One minute I'm in slitsville,

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后一秒就看到你这猪脸瞪着我
the next there's a haunted pig gawping at me.

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还不如直接让我看战争场面
They may as well have cut to a war crime!

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你没扫干净
You missed a bit.

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猪佬
Pie ape!

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你瞧见了吧
You see that?

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真他妈一猪佬
Fucking pie ape!

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要不了多久他也会穿上那身香蕉皮了
He'll be in lemon and all before long!

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塞尔玛·泰尔丝
Selma Telse.

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豪伊·曼德勃罗
Howie Mandelbrot.

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玩具士兵
Toy Soldiers.

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每个人都在日间八套之一
Each headlines their own content on

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有以自己的名字命名的节目
one of your eight daylight streams.

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但他们在此处起步 与你一样
But they started here, like you.

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为了更光明的未来挥汗洒泪
Putting their back into giving back for a brighter now.

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他们跟你一样 履行义务
Each paying their dues like you,

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期望称为一个巨星
hoping to become a hot shot.

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这表现不是"很好"
That wasn't good...

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是"精妙绝伦"
That was beyond incredible!

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你决定着胜负 你掌控着他们的命运
You decide the victors, you control their fates,

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最高人气 由你决定
you make the call on Hot Shot.

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是否继续收看

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直接跳过将扣除里程
是否继续收看

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魅影宝贝最新消息
New from Wraith Babes,

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辣妹也有失意时
the hottest girls in the nastiest situations.

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视觉受阻

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一起欣赏吧
So let's view it.

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继续观看 继续观看
Resume viewing. Resume viewing.

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继续观看

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继续观看
Resume viewing.

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继续观看 继续观看
Resume viewing. Resume viewing.

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继续观看
Resume viewing.

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继续观看 继续观看
Resume viewing. Resume viewing.

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继续观看
Resume viewing.

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你能看个够
You are going to see it all.

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立即收看

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魅影宝贝特别版专题报道
Exclusively on Wraith Babes XL.

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你那只手 闲着也是闲着
Hey, what else were you planning to do with that hand?

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宝贝 来舔舔我啊
You lick my pussy, baby.

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我让你欲火焚身
I turn you on!

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你好 我是罗克西
Hi, I'm Roxy, hello.

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你好 我是艾薇
Hi, I'm Evie.

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没让他签到
Didn't let him sign in.

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叫他到22楼去报到
Told him to report to 22 down.

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早说了
Told ya!

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他的香蕉都累软了 懒鬼
He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck!

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你觉得怎么样
What do you think?

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有点过了
It's a bit much.

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是啊
Yeah.

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我的新生活好在哪里 从哪开始说呢
Best thing about my new lifestyle? Where do I start?

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我喜欢自己挑衣服 我喜欢金色
I love choosing my own clothes and I love gold.

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我觉得这个颜色能代表我的真性情
I feel like it really expresses who I really am

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我喜欢在外面到处看看
and I love looking over outside.

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有时真是美极了
It's so beautiful sometimes,

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我希望大家都能看到
I just wish that everyone could see it.

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这一身不错嘛
Nice outfit.

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跟你很搭
Suits you.

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实话总是很残忍 我猜 这就是实话
Well, honesty is ruthless so I suppose it's just honesty...

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残忍的实话
ruthless honesty.

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在烘手
Drying my hands.

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不错啊
Impressive.

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慢慢享受
Have fun...

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我是说 在
I mean, on the...

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你好 老顾客
Hey, regular user!

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魅影宝贝最新消息
New from Wraith Babes,

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辣妹也有失意时
the hottest girls in the nastiest situation.

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选择观看
Select view...

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笨蛋
Dick.

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第一章 完

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第二章

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纸屑 抱歉
Detritus. Sorry.

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塞尔玛·泰尔丝
Selma Telse.

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广告消音

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消音将扣除点数
是否消音

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拜托
Come on!

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等等 有窍门的
Wait. There's a knack to it.

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- 你会把手指弄掉的 -相信我
- You'll take your fingers off. - Trust me.

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真聪明
Smart.

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我叫宾·麦德森
Bing Madsen.

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宾汉姆的简称
Short for Bingham.

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艾比·康
Abi Khan.

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艾比·康的简称
Short for Abi Khan.

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你是新来的 以前没见过你
You're a new person. I've not seen you.

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我上周刚满21岁
I just went 21 last week.

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本想去艾尔谷找我姐姐 可惜...
I wanted to go to Airedale. My sister's there, but...

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不用说 那儿满员了
It's full, apparently.

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水果味很正 冒险也值了
Proper fruit. It was worth the risk.

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这里最有机的东西
The most natural thing in there's probably

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也可能出自培养皿
grown in a Petri dish.

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是啊
Yeah.

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不过味道不错
Quite good, though.

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是该吃得健康些
Yeah. That's the right way round.

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如果吃垃圾食品 就得骑车消耗掉
When you get the cheap lardy kind, you end up having to pedal it off.

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然后你会需要更多热量
Then you want more sugar.

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再加倍骑车消耗掉...
Then you're playing catch-up and I've...

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我受过这个罪 就是个恶性循环
I've been there. It's a vicious circle.

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下个CPT应用不就行了吗
Can't you just use that CPT app?

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那是什么
What's that?

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认知行为之类的
This cognitive behavioural thing.

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能通过催眠矫正不良认知
It realigns your thinking to pick healthy food.

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在睡梦中培养你偏好健康食品
Whispers you into it while you sleep.

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我回头下个试试
Yeah, I should try that, yeah.

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我喜欢你那天唱的歌
I liked your singing the other day.

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我只是想出点声 盖住尿尿的声音
I was trying to sing so no-one could hear me pee.

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跟塞尔玛没法比
I'm not Selma or anything.

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你的声音宛如天籁
You've got a phenomenal voice.

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我从没听过那么好听的...
It was the most beautiful song...

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你... 觉得我太夸张了吧
Y... You think I'm being cheesy?

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的确是夸张了
All right, I am being cheesy.

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但你的歌声真的很美
But it was beautiful, so, you know...

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有时候 真相就是美得夸张
Reality's cheesy sometimes.

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虽然不常碰见 但
Not often, admittedly, but...

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这就是
Now.

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算了...
Yeah...

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谢谢夸奖
Well, thank you.

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但我真的只是随便哼哼
It's just noises, though.

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哼出了调子而已
Noises in the right order.

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别谦虚 你真的很厉害
Don't downplay... you're good.

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是歌本身好听 经典老歌
The song's good. It's old.

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外婆教给妈妈 妈妈又传给了我
My mum used to sing it and she learnt it from her mum.

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就像件传家宝
A hand-me-down.

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有没有考虑过上最高人气
You thought of trying out for Hot Shot?

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我吗
Me?

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有什么问题吗
Why not?

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在希望评委面前唱歌
Singing in front of Judge Hope?

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那不是要我的命吗
I'd die!

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真的 估计到副歌部分我的魂都飞了
Seriously, I'd be halfway to the afterlife come the chorus.

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不会的 你会好好的
No, you'd walk it.

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首先 会好好的才怪
A, I wouldn't.

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其次 我的里程不够
And B... I don't have that clockage.

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光入场就要一千二百万
It's, what, 12 mil just to enter?

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那得骑多久的车 六个月吗
What kind of bike time is that? Six months?

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- 但... -我没有闲钱
- Yeah, but... - I'm hand to mouth.

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我知道很多人为了那个舞台省吃俭用
I know people save and stuff to get onto that stage

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- 还有塞尔玛那样的... -但...
- and then there's what Selma did. - Yeah, but...

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但是 我宁愿不要...
But you know, I'd rather not give myself...

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入场券我送你
Yeah, but I'll gift it to you.

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整整一千二百万 全部送给你
The full 12, I'll gift it.

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开什么玩笑
Don't be ridiculous!

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不是开玩笑 这是我多出来的
Seriously, I've got it spare.

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多出来一千二百万吗
You've got 12 mil spare?

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是我哥留给我的
My brother left it me.

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他是某个频道的股东吗
Own a channel, does he?

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不...
No, he...

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他过世了
He died.

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是... 去年过世的
He... He died last year,

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于是遗产转到了我名下
so it got transferred to me.

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刚好六个月多一点的里程 我都没用
Just over six months' worth, but I've kept it.

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为什么不留着自己花呢
Why don't you spend it on you, then?

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花在哪 给电子形象买新鞋吗
And buy what? Some new shoes for my doppel to wear?

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这个嘛 可以给系统升级
I don't know, upgrade your MOS...

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或者屏蔽一季的打吃货
Or get a Fattack season pass?

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买个新推出的墙壁伴侣吧
Buy one of those wall buddies.

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最新一代的能在门关上后和你谈心
The new ones that talk to you after shutting

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帮你解决难题
and solve your problems.

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还能像精神导师一样 引导你进入梦乡
They guide your dreams, like gurus.

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功能超强的
It's amazing, really, what they can do.

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或者给镜子安个插件
A mirror plug-in?

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00:21:29,764 --> 00:21:32,401
看看我如果变成狼人是什么样 有意思吗
That shows me how I look as a werewolf? What's the point?

194
00:21:32,401 --> 00:21:35,248
- 有时候是挺搞笑的 -这些都是虚的
- I know it can be quite funny. - It's all just stuff. It's...

195
00:21:36,737 --> 00:21:39,374
都是虚的 徒有其表的
It's stuff, it's confetti, it's...

196
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:43,919
而你的才能是实实在在的
You've got something real.

197
00:21:45,788 --> 00:21:47,276
没有比这更值得我花钱的了
What better to spend it on?

198
00:21:47,726 --> 00:21:49,874
你在洗手间听到我哼歌
You heard me singing in a toilet.

199
00:21:51,642 --> 00:21:52,601
这样就真实了吗
Is that real?

200
00:21:52,601 --> 00:21:54,489
比这一整年里的七七八八真实得多
More than anything that's happened all year.

201
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:01,402
我不能要别人那么多里程
I can't take that kind of clockage off someone.

202
00:22:02,861 --> 00:22:04,589
一千二百万 太多了
It's 12 mils, no way.

203
00:22:05,418 --> 00:22:06,587
满足我的愿望吧
Let me do this.

204
00:22:09,943 --> 00:22:12,861
看着周遭的一切 我只是...
I... I look around here, I just...

205
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:16,477
只是希望有实实在在的事情发生
I just want something real to happen.

206
00:22:18,924 --> 00:22:20,103
就这一次
Just once.

207
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:24,898
我会搞砸的
I'd mess up.

208
00:22:24,898 --> 00:22:26,507
不会的 即使搞砸了也没关系
You wouldn't. I don't care anyway.

209
00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:30,193
我也一起去 监督你
I'll go with you. I'll be able to force you.

210
00:22:30,593 --> 00:22:32,211
扛也要把你扛进去
I'll force you to go.

211
00:22:34,579 --> 00:22:35,728
明天就去
It's tomorrow.

212
00:22:37,586 --> 00:22:38,625
答应我嘛
Come on!

213
00:22:45,188 --> 00:22:46,267
说"没问题"
Say yes.

214
00:22:50,733 --> 00:22:52,741
说"好吧"已经是我的极限了
I'll go as far as to say "OK".

215
00:22:54,948 --> 00:22:56,307
也可以接受
Which proves acceptable.

216
00:22:59,374 --> 00:23:00,663
谢天谢地
Thank God for that.

217
00:23:04,819 --> 00:23:06,227
我要走啦
Walking away now.

218
00:23:07,356 --> 00:23:08,525
呆子
You loon!

219
00:23:09,993 --> 00:23:11,222
习惯就好
I can live with it!

220
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:44,998
没错 我也想好好搞她一把
Yeah, I'd love to fucking ruin that and all.

221
00:23:56,547 --> 00:23:57,576
仁慈

222
00:23:58,735 --> 00:23:59,644
希望

223
00:24:00,463 --> 00:24:01,232
魅影

224
00:24:09,094 --> 00:24:10,153
购买入场券

225
00:24:11,162 --> 00:24:13,470
购买本品需花费一千五百万 是否继续

226
00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:13,929
不是吧
What?

227
00:24:14,609 --> 00:24:15,877
一千五百万
15?

228
00:24:19,054 --> 00:24:20,603
是否购买

229
00:24:20,153 --> 00:24:21,432
玩笑开大了
A flippin' joke...

230
00:24:33,690 --> 00:24:35,048
送礼物

231
00:24:52,181 --> 00:24:53,580
宾送给你一件礼物

232
00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:13,939
魅影宝贝最新消息
New from Wraith Babes.

233
00:25:13,939 --> 00:25:16,906
辣妹也有失意时
The hottest girls in the nastiest situations.

234
00:25:15,558 --> 00:25:16,906
直接跳过将扣除里程
是否继续收看

235
00:25:29,684 --> 00:25:31,941
第二章 完

236
00:25:31,941 --> 00:25:34,688
第三章

237
00:25:38,515 --> 00:25:40,053
真不敢相信我真要这么做了
Can't believe I'm doing this.

238
00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:44,708
我要这么做
I am doing this.

239
00:25:48,585 --> 00:25:49,783
我做不到
I can't be doing this.

240
00:25:49,793 --> 00:25:51,312
能退掉吗
Can you trade it back?

241
00:25:51,931 --> 00:25:52,840
门票
The ticket?

242
00:25:53,230 --> 00:25:54,339
别瞎想了
Don't be mad.

243
00:25:55,328 --> 00:25:57,606
你让我压力很大你知道吗
It's a lot of pressure to put someone under, you know.

244
00:25:57,606 --> 00:26:01,092
我不是不感谢你 别误会 就是
I mean I'm grateful, don't think I'm not grateful. But it's, it's just...

245
00:26:01,092 --> 00:26:02,221
你语无伦次了
You're babbling.

246
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,729
我语无伦次了
I'm babbling.

247
00:26:12,141 --> 00:26:13,190
这个是我给你折的
I made you this.

248
00:26:17,096 --> 00:26:18,415
从来都留不过一天
You never get to keep them more than a day,

249
00:26:18,415 --> 00:26:19,653
不过还是给你
but there it is, anyway.

250
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:26,696
可以叠平
It folds flat.

251
00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:29,793
就能藏在裤腰里了
So you can keep them in your waistband.

252
00:26:34,089 --> 00:26:35,218
谢谢
Thank you.

253
00:26:40,163 --> 00:26:41,562
就算是
It's, you know...

254
00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:43,919
一点心意
something.

255
00:27:14,159 --> 00:27:15,617
请面向屏幕
Face the screen, please.

256
00:27:19,454 --> 00:27:21,801
他是你的亲友团吗
Is he your Friends And Family allocation?

257
00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:23,709
是的
Yeah.

258
00:27:24,389 --> 00:27:25,867
请把手伸过来
Hand, please.

259
00:27:28,804 --> 00:27:30,153
这个不是永久的吧
That's not permanent, is it?

260
00:27:30,163 --> 00:27:31,691
不是 最多两个月就掉了
No. Two months max.

261
00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:33,979
绕到右边 穿过扫描仪
Round to the right, and through the scanner.

262
00:27:58,345 --> 00:27:59,603
然后往哪走
Where do we go now?

263
00:28:00,533 --> 00:28:01,701
原地等着
You wait here.

264
00:28:02,401 --> 00:28:03,490
多久
How long?

265
00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:09,733
接下来干什么
So, what do we do?

266
00:28:09,733 --> 00:28:10,782
不知道
I don't know.

267
00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:14,329
- 喂 喂 -滚开
- Hey, hey, hey. - Fuck off.

268
00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:20,542
深色头发的那个
One with the dark hair?

269
00:28:20,972 --> 00:28:22,520
懂了 懂了 漂亮的那个
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pretty one.

270
00:28:23,110 --> 00:28:25,927
好的 闪开
Yup. OK. Move.

271
00:28:27,036 --> 00:28:28,265
他们让你去预演了
They want to preview you.

272
00:28:28,984 --> 00:28:31,022
- 什么 -预演 来吧
- What? - Preview. Come on.

273
00:28:31,172 --> 00:28:33,420
- 他是陪我来的 -手
- He's with me. - Hand?

274
00:28:34,598 --> 00:28:36,057
手给我看一下
Show me your hand.

275
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,395
好 你也来
OK. You, too.

276
00:28:38,544 --> 00:28:40,413
这不公平 她才刚来 不公平
That's not fair. She's new. That's not fair.

277
00:28:40,413 --> 00:28:41,861
顺序不是我定的
I don't pick the order.

278
00:28:41,861 --> 00:28:44,618
我都等了一周了 她才刚进来
I've waited here all week, and she's just walked in.

279
00:28:44,618 --> 00:28:46,636
每个人都会上台的
Everyone will get seen eventually.

280
00:28:46,636 --> 00:28:48,375
顺序不是我定的
I don't pick the order.

281
00:28:48,475 --> 00:28:49,723
我唱歌很好听
But I'm a good singer.

282
00:28:49,723 --> 00:28:52,560
我会唱歌 唱得很好听
I can sing. I'm a good singer, I am.

283
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,218
- 让开 -不公平
- Stand aside. - It's not fair!

284
00:28:55,907 --> 00:28:57,456
不公平
It's not fair!

285
00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:05,687
- 下一组 -站在这
- Next lot. - Stand there.

286
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:12,451
你想成为塞尔玛一样的巨星吗
Would you like to be as big as Selma one day?

287
00:29:13,939 --> 00:29:15,807
是的 我是说
Yeah, I mean...

288
00:29:15,917 --> 00:29:16,716
请你用
Could you say that

289
00:29:16,716 --> 00:29:19,164
一句完整的话对着镜头再说一遍
as a self-contained sentence into that screen?

290
00:29:22,081 --> 00:29:24,548
我猜我想成为塞尔玛一样的巨星
I guess I'd like to be as big as Selma one day.

291
00:29:24,548 --> 00:29:26,776
好了 去舞台吧
OK. Proceed to stage area.

292
00:29:27,505 --> 00:29:28,684
结束了吗
Are we done?

293
00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:33,659
- 都要表演吗 -就她一个
- Both performing? - Just her.

294
00:29:33,829 --> 00:29:36,476
- 好的 你表演什么呢 -唱歌
- Okay... and what are you? - Singer.

295
00:29:36,796 --> 00:29:38,594
- 静心水 -不用 谢谢
- Cuppliance? - No, thanks.

296
00:29:38,594 --> 00:29:42,021
没得选哦 谢谢 每位选手都必须喝
A-ha. Yes, thanks! It's compulsory for all contestants.

297
00:29:42,171 --> 00:29:44,309
更重要的是 它能防止你紧张得吐出来
More to the point, it'll stop you puking with nerves.

298
00:29:44,309 --> 00:29:46,057
她还得演出呢
She's got to perform.

299
00:29:46,926 --> 00:29:48,964
听着 喝一点 没事的
Look, just sip it, you'll be fine.

300
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,687
开始会有一点晕 会过去的
Just a touch of light foam. It'll pass.

301
00:29:55,867 --> 00:29:57,386
好好享受吧
Make the most of it.

302
00:29:57,535 --> 00:29:59,374
别的地方你可弄不到这东西
You can't get this stuff anywhere else.

303
00:29:59,513 --> 00:30:01,082
- 你还好吗 -还好
- You OK? - Yeah.

304
00:30:01,082 --> 00:30:02,231
还好吗
You OK?

305
00:30:05,018 --> 00:30:06,766
还好 就是
Yeah. Just...

306
00:30:07,445 --> 00:30:11,811
我也说不清 有点晕乎乎的 不过还好
I don't know. Things are just wider apart. I'm fine.

307
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,417
- 真的吗 -没错 不要紧的
- Really? - Yeah, I'm fine.

308
00:30:16,377 --> 00:30:17,475
好了 上场
Right. You're on.

309
00:30:35,108 --> 00:30:36,706
请站近一点
A little closer, please.

310
00:30:41,162 --> 00:30:42,650
再近一点
Little closer.

311
00:30:45,687 --> 00:30:47,375
站到灯光下 亲爱的
Into the light, love.

312
00:30:55,727 --> 00:30:59,284
- 你叫什么名字 -艾比·康
- And who're we looking at here? - Abi Khan.

313
00:30:59,593 --> 00:31:01,861
艾比 你今天要给我们表演什么呢
What are you going to do for us today, Abi?

314
00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:04,039
我要唱歌
I'm going to sing.

315
00:31:04,378 --> 00:31:05,547
大点声 亲爱的
You speak up, love.

316
00:31:05,607 --> 00:31:06,916
我们又不会咬你
We don't bite.

317
00:31:08,315 --> 00:31:09,583
我要唱歌
I'm going to sing.

318
00:31:10,033 --> 00:31:14,209
你介意把上衣掀起来给我看看吗
Hey, would you mind lifting up your top for me?

319
00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,415
可以脱掉上衣吗
Can you take off your top?

320
00:31:17,415 --> 00:31:19,264
我想看看你的波
I want to check out those titties.

321
00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:24,348
快点 时光不等人啊
Come on. Mucho feranto.

322
00:31:26,257 --> 00:31:27,795
没有波看吗
No titties?

323
00:31:28,065 --> 00:31:30,043
她说她要唱歌
She says she's here to sing.

324
00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:33,000
我还是很想看波
I got to see those titties, though.

325
00:31:33,639 --> 00:31:34,908
来嘛 姑娘
Come on, girl.

326
00:31:35,168 --> 00:31:36,496
我是说 靠
I mean, damn!

327
00:31:38,305 --> 00:31:39,503
你真漂亮
You hot.

328
00:31:39,513 --> 00:31:42,730
麻烦开始唱吧
Please, just sing for us.

329
00:34:05,158 --> 00:34:07,106
行了 我必须打断你了
OK. I'm going to stop you there.

330
00:34:08,764 --> 00:34:09,993
这...
That was...

331
00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:12,500
毫无疑问...
without a doubt...

332
00:34:14,988 --> 00:34:18,964
或许是这一季最美的演唱
probably the best piece of singing we've had this season.

333
00:34:18,964 --> 00:34:21,152
好样的
Yes! Well done!

334
00:34:26,906 --> 00:34:28,075
的确如此
Fair play.

335
00:34:30,892 --> 00:34:32,750
但我不得不说
But I have to say...

336
00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:36,826
停 停 我想说
No. No, no. I have to say,

337
00:34:37,046 --> 00:34:40,123
其实 我很同意拉夫的观点
actually, I'm with Rafe on this one.

338
00:34:41,551 --> 00:34:44,258
虽然你的声音挺好 的确不错
Good though your voice is... and it is good.

339
00:34:44,618 --> 00:34:47,565
但却不是世上最美妙的声音
It's not the most magical sound in the world.

340
00:34:47,565 --> 00:34:49,573
只能算是... 不错
It's just... good.

341
00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:53,309
我觉得不是所有人都会被你的歌声迷住
I don't think anyone's really hearing it.

342
00:34:53,309 --> 00:34:55,767
至少男观众们肯定不是
Certainly not the guys in the audience.

343
00:34:55,767 --> 00:34:59,473
你的脸蛋盖过了你的才华
These looks you got going on kind of get in the way.

344
00:34:59,473 --> 00:35:02,021
男人想得到你 女人会恨死你
Men will want you. Women will hate you.

345
00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:04,418
你在台上的每分每秒
All the time you're on stage,

346
00:35:05,227 --> 00:35:06,916
男人都会充满幻想
couldn't help picturing you

347
00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:09,993
有关色情的幻想
in an erotic scenario,

348
00:35:11,062 --> 00:35:13,299
会被你搞得性致勃勃 我说的是实话
getting pretty turned on, if I'm honest.

349
00:35:17,265 --> 00:35:18,324
好吧
Right.

350
00:35:18,634 --> 00:35:20,752
你看起来这么纯美
You've got this pure beauty

351
00:35:20,942 --> 00:35:23,259
这才是你的制胜法宝
what seems to be a knockout figure.

352
00:35:23,699 --> 00:35:26,786
而你这种纯真
And this sort of interesting innocence going on.

353
00:35:26,786 --> 00:35:29,293
我觉得正是拉夫的色情台
That's something I think Rafe's erotica channels

354
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:30,762
最擅长发挥的
could really play with.

355
00:35:30,762 --> 00:35:33,199
没错 我第一眼见到你
Absolutely. That's what I thought

356
00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:35,217
就是这么想的
the moment I saw you.

357
00:35:35,237 --> 00:35:36,616
第一眼
The moment.

358
00:35:36,616 --> 00:35:40,212
我会看的 应该没有哪个男的不想看
I'd watch. I don't know a man here who wouldn't.

359
00:35:40,212 --> 00:35:42,100
说实话 一些女人也会看的
To be honest, some of us girls might join you.

360
00:35:46,426 --> 00:35:47,535
放开我
Get off me!

361
00:35:47,535 --> 00:35:49,173
别 艾比
Don't! Abi!

362
00:35:50,302 --> 00:35:52,570
不 艾比
No! Abi! Abi!

363
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,268
这不是我...
I don't think that's quite...

364
00:35:57,046 --> 00:36:01,961
你以后再也不用蹬车了 哪怕一分钟
You will never have to pedal again. Not one minute.

365
00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:04,668
我们可以让你走向成功
We could really work with you.

366
00:36:05,028 --> 00:36:08,284
上一季来的全是歌手 没完没了
Last year we had singers, singers, singers.

367
00:36:08,284 --> 00:36:09,483
太多歌手了
So many singers.

368
00:36:09,483 --> 00:36:12,680
- 所以 想当歌手必须非常出众 -没错
- So, to be a singer you have to be truly exceptional. - Yeah.

369
00:36:12,850 --> 00:36:16,616
中等偏上的水平 是无法容身的
There's just no slots left for an above average singer.

370
00:36:16,616 --> 00:36:19,353
至少下几季不可能 仁慈你说呢
Not for the next few years, at least. Charity?

371
00:36:19,353 --> 00:36:22,480
不可能 歌手已经饱和了
No. Saturation point, singer-wise.

372
00:36:23,199 --> 00:36:25,577
这季一刚开始我们就说过
Listen. We said, right from the start.

373
00:36:25,587 --> 00:36:28,114
我们要来点新花样
We'll go with something different this season.

374
00:36:28,174 --> 00:36:30,202
所以我们请了他来评审席
That's why he's on the panel!

375
00:36:30,812 --> 00:36:34,678
她在我们频道会成为巨星
She would be a star on our stream.

376
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:35,987
巨星啊
A star.

377
00:36:36,666 --> 00:36:38,015
在他那就...
On his...

378
00:36:39,653 --> 00:36:41,371
顶多是个摆设
You're furniture, at best.

379
00:36:41,371 --> 00:36:44,698
别在乎羞耻 别在乎别人怎么说
Forget about all the shame, and all that ppht-ppht-tew.

380
00:36:44,698 --> 00:36:46,266
这些我们都可以应付
We medicate against that.

381
00:36:46,266 --> 00:36:48,954
你会永远快乐
You will have pleasure forever.

382
00:36:48,954 --> 00:36:51,641
宝贝 现实就是 要么选这个
Realistically, sweetheart, it is that,

383
00:36:51,841 --> 00:36:53,109
要么回去骑车
or the bike.

384
00:36:56,366 --> 00:36:57,395
我不想...
I don't, I don't think...

385
00:36:57,395 --> 00:36:59,463
听着 这样我就不高兴了
Ok, you know, this is starting to annoy me.

386
00:37:00,382 --> 00:37:03,889
我问你 是谁在为这聚光灯提供能源
Who do you think is powering that spotlight?

387
00:37:09,083 --> 00:37:11,241
成千上万的人 是他们
Millions of people. That's who.

388
00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:13,919
所有在看这节目的人
All of them, out there, right now.

389
00:37:15,377 --> 00:37:17,275
他们老老实实地骑车
Putting in an honest day on the bike,

390
00:37:17,275 --> 00:37:20,852
而你却站在他们赐予你的灯光下 犹豫不决
while you stand in the light they're generating and dither.

391
00:37:21,051 --> 00:37:22,260
你知道吗
You know what?

392
00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:23,569
他们愿意付出所有
They would give anything,

393
00:37:23,569 --> 00:37:26,096
不顾一切 只为站在这台上
do anything to be where you are now.

394
00:37:27,215 --> 00:37:28,544
不对吗
Am I right?

395
00:37:31,821 --> 00:37:35,537
你想对这个机会嗤之以鼻 好像这一文不值
You want to cock a snook at all that, as though it's nothing.

396
00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:38,624
好像他们也一文不值
As though they're nothing.

397
00:37:39,383 --> 00:37:41,091
这让我恶心
And that makes me sick.

398
00:37:42,390 --> 00:37:43,549
但是 其实吧
But, you know what?

399
00:37:44,838 --> 00:37:46,876
或许你真的就注定该骑车
Maybe you do belong on the bike.

400
00:37:46,876 --> 00:37:49,923
因为你根本就不想从车上下来
Because you don't seem to be very willing to step off it.

401
00:37:52,959 --> 00:37:54,138
我想
I do want to.

402
00:37:54,138 --> 00:37:55,257
想好了吗
Do we have a decision?

403
00:37:55,447 --> 00:38:05,437
同意 同意 同意 同意
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

404
00:38:30,022 --> 00:38:31,221
好吧
I suppose.

405
00:38:41,391 --> 00:38:42,110
太爽了
Go on!

406
00:38:42,110 --> 00:38:43,379
太牛了
Well done!

407
00:39:05,527 --> 00:39:15,517
第三章 完

408
00:39:08,764 --> 00:39:11,861
第四章

409
00:39:35,307 --> 00:39:37,245
静心水

410
00:39:52,929 --> 00:39:55,077
我的新生活最好之处在于
Best thing about my new lifestyle...

411
00:39:56,226 --> 00:39:58,364
能遇到很多帅哥
I get to meet lots of hot guys.

412
00:40:00,412 --> 00:40:02,630
魅影待我很好
Wraith treats me well.

413
00:40:03,948 --> 00:40:07,055
他妈的
For Christ's sake!

414
00:40:07,575 --> 00:40:09,113
我给了钱的
I pay for this!

415
00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:13,079
给... 了... 钱... 的
I... pay... for... this!

416
00:40:13,089 --> 00:40:16,815
我没命地骑..而你... 我操
I pump my arse off, and you... Fuck you!

417
00:40:18,224 --> 00:40:20,891
到处走吧 肥猪
Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits.

418
00:40:20,891 --> 00:40:24,068
找到你的猪圈 然后滚蛋吧
Find your horizon and fuck off over it!

419
00:40:27,365 --> 00:40:28,993
这是我的梦想
It's a dream.

420
00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:30,722
我能住在...
I get to live...

421
00:40:31,371 --> 00:40:32,680
一个...
in a...

422
00:40:32,770 --> 00:40:34,438
漂亮的地方
beautiful place.

423
00:40:35,067 --> 00:40:36,136
还要...
And...

424
00:40:37,315 --> 00:40:38,774
穿的全是...
wear lots of...

425
00:40:39,902 --> 00:40:41,291
漂亮衣服
beautiful things.

426
00:40:46,336 --> 00:40:47,685
一切恍然如梦
It's a dream.

427
00:41:11,171 --> 00:41:13,069
余额不足
Insufficient funds.

428
00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:13,149
余额不足

429
00:41:13,379 --> 00:41:15,117
来自魅影宝贝
From Wraith Babes...

430
00:41:16,346 --> 00:41:18,194
来吧 小妞
C'mon, girl...

431
00:41:18,444 --> 00:41:19,962
魅影宝贝真人秀特别节目
A Wraith Babes reality special.

432
00:41:20,402 --> 00:41:23,039
我猜我想成为塞尔玛一样的巨星
I guess I'd like to be as big as Selma one day.

433
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:25,187
万众瞩目之下
Millions watched her

434
00:41:25,187 --> 00:41:27,355
她走上最高人气的舞台
glide through the Hot Shot curtain of dreams

435
00:41:27,355 --> 00:41:29,233
倾情高歌
to sing her heart out.

436
00:41:33,439 --> 00:41:36,326
你猜中了开头 却猜不中结局
What happened next shocked them all.

437
00:41:36,326 --> 00:41:38,104
我们可以让你走向成功
We could really work with you.

438
00:41:38,104 --> 00:41:39,443
想好了吗
Do we have a decision?

439
00:41:40,102 --> 00:41:43,828
来看她令人惊艳的桃色处女秀
Now, watch her stunning erotic debut...

440
00:41:48,264 --> 00:41:49,693
不 不 不 不 不要
No, no, no, no, no...

441
00:41:50,272 --> 00:41:52,190
瞧瞧 谁在这呀
So, who do we have here?

442
00:41:53,179 --> 00:41:54,308
我是艾比
I'm Abi.

443
00:41:54,717 --> 00:41:56,236
自从你上了最高人气
You were at Hot Shot.

444
00:41:56,835 --> 00:41:58,963
便让人朝思暮想
You were real impressive.

445
00:42:02,989 --> 00:42:04,807
继续观看
Resume viewing!

446
00:42:04,807 --> 00:42:06,226
- 不看 -继续观看
- No! No! - Resume viewing!

447
00:42:06,226 --> 00:42:07,605
继续观看
Resume viewing!

448
00:42:07,605 --> 00:42:10,432
继续观看 继续观看
Resume viewing! Resume viewing!

449
00:42:10,432 --> 00:42:13,159
继续观看
Resume viewing!

450
00:42:15,457 --> 00:42:16,406
看看你
Look at you.

451
00:42:17,245 --> 00:42:18,913
肤若凝脂 光洁如玉
All clean and shiny.

452
00:42:21,201 --> 00:42:23,379
广告时间出口禁用
Portal disabled during commercial.

453
00:42:23,379 --> 00:42:25,527
精彩纷呈 高潮迭起
You'll see everything.

454
00:42:25,657 --> 00:42:27,704
准备大饱眼福吧
You'll see it all!

455
00:42:28,594 --> 00:42:29,972
张嘴
Open your mouth.

456
00:42:30,092 --> 00:42:32,470
张大点 吸进去
Open... take it in...

457
00:42:32,889 --> 00:42:36,266
吸进去 很好
take it in... yeah...

458
00:42:37,435 --> 00:42:42,120
不 不 不 不
No! No! No! No!

459
00:44:16,905 --> 00:44:20,412
第四章 完

460
00:44:20,412 --> 00:44:22,629
第五章

461
00:44:53,319 --> 00:44:55,137
辣妹也有失意时...
The hottest girls in the nasty situations...

462
00:47:16,485 --> 00:47:23,079
购买入场券

463
00:47:17,085 --> 00:47:18,184
购买本品需花费一千五百万
是否继续

464
00:47:18,683 --> 00:47:20,841
是否购买

465
00:48:33,888 --> 00:48:35,267
借过 请让一让
Could you stand aside, please?

466
00:48:37,564 --> 00:48:38,933
走吧 我们去预演
OK. We're going to preview.

467
00:48:38,933 --> 00:48:41,350
到后面来 请走在我前面
Come up into the back, in front of me, please.

468
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:42,779
你搞错了吧
Are you messing?

469
00:48:49,862 --> 00:48:51,460
你说哪种
A what-nic one?

470
00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:53,528
有色人种
An eth-nic one!

471
00:48:56,216 --> 00:48:57,294
有了
On it.

472
00:48:58,483 --> 00:48:59,962
我们预演一下好吗
We're going to preview, all right?

473
00:48:59,962 --> 00:49:01,500
跟我去后台吧
Want to follow me in the back?

474
00:49:02,479 --> 00:49:03,888
你就是个贱人
You're a prick!

475
00:49:07,914 --> 00:49:09,033
下一个
Next lot.

476
00:49:10,112 --> 00:49:11,131
站在这
Stand there!

477
00:49:15,237 --> 00:49:16,965
什么项目 魔术师吗
So what are you, a magician?

478
00:49:18,313 --> 00:49:19,502
表演家
An entertainer.

479
00:49:19,502 --> 00:49:23,358
请你用一句完整的话对着镜头再说一遍
Could you say that down the screen as a self-contained sentence?

480
00:49:24,367 --> 00:49:27,594
宾汉姆·麦德森 6-324区

481
00:49:24,787 --> 00:49:26,345
我是一个表演家
I'm an entertainer.

482
00:49:34,877 --> 00:49:36,875
上台前 得喝一盒静心水
Before you go on, you need to drink a Cuppliance.

483
00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:38,873
- 刚才让我喝过了 -是吗 那好
- They give me one back there. - Really? OK.

484
00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:42,060
如此一来 你可以...
Well, in that case, you are good to...

485
00:49:43,278 --> 00:49:44,237
走了
go.

486
00:49:58,044 --> 00:49:59,193
叫什么
Who are you?

487
00:49:59,942 --> 00:50:01,081
宾·麦德森
Bing Madsen.

488
00:50:01,830 --> 00:50:03,628
你要向我们展示什么才艺
What are you planning to do for us?

489
00:50:03,638 --> 00:50:04,707
我靠
What the fuck?

490
00:50:04,707 --> 00:50:06,455
一种秀
A sort of performance.

491
00:50:07,394 --> 00:50:09,023
一种秀
A sort of performance?

492
00:50:09,023 --> 00:50:09,962
是的
Yes.

493
00:50:11,740 --> 00:50:13,029
神秘莫测的男人
Man of mystery!

494
00:50:17,404 --> 00:50:19,322
那我们拭目以待吧
I suppose we'd better see it.

495
00:50:20,142 --> 00:50:21,161
好
Ok.

496
00:51:02,769 --> 00:51:04,108
傻逼
Knob'ead!

497
00:51:04,487 --> 00:51:05,846
你算什么鸟
Fucking cock!

498
00:51:19,802 --> 00:51:21,051
站住别动 我认真的 这可是大动脉
Stop there or I'll do it. This is a main artery.

499
00:51:21,051 --> 00:51:22,689
再走一步就是逼我去死
Keep walking, you kill me.

500
00:51:27,694 --> 00:51:29,802
在我说完之前谁也别来拦我
No one stops me till I've said my piece.

501
00:51:29,812 --> 00:51:30,901
之后随你们处置
Then you can do what you like.

502
00:51:30,901 --> 00:51:32,519
你他妈倒是死死看
Man, just fucking kill yourself.

503
00:51:32,519 --> 00:51:35,986
在老子面前撒野 老子发誓会把你揍活
Get heavy on me, I swear to God, I kick your ass back to life,

504
00:51:35,986 --> 00:51:38,044
再亲手剁了你这颗猪头
just so I could cut your goddamn head off.

505
00:51:40,231 --> 00:51:41,140
动手吧
Go on!

506
00:51:45,037 --> 00:51:46,825
我们不妨就让他说吧
I think we should let him speak.

507
00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:53,728
说吧 说吧 说吧 说吧 说吧
Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak!

508
00:51:53,728 --> 00:51:56,145
那我们就姑且一听了
Let's hear what he has to say.

509
00:52:00,052 --> 00:52:01,011
行了吧
Well?

510
00:52:01,450 --> 00:52:02,539
说啊
Come on.

511
00:52:03,228 --> 00:52:06,425
如你所愿 我们洗耳恭听
Got our attention, as requested.

512
00:52:07,284 --> 00:52:08,533
你想说什么
What do you want to say?

513
00:52:12,559 --> 00:52:15,136
你准备了一个演讲 是吧
Have you prepared a speech, is that it?

514
00:52:17,484 --> 00:52:18,493
说啊
Speak!

515
00:52:18,493 --> 00:52:20,631
我没准备什么演讲 一个字都没准备
I haven't got a speech. I didn't plan words.

516
00:52:20,631 --> 00:52:22,020
也没想过要准备...
I didn't even try to...

517
00:52:22,479 --> 00:52:23,688
我只知道我必须到这里来
I just knew I had to get here,

518
00:52:23,688 --> 00:52:25,776
站到台上 让你们听好了
to stand here, and I wanted you to listen.

519
00:52:25,776 --> 00:52:28,024
用心听 而不是像你们一贯那样
To really listen, not just pull a face like you're listening,

520
00:52:28,024 --> 00:52:29,622
神色正经 假装在听
like you do the rest of the time.

521
00:52:29,902 --> 00:52:31,870
假装你们是真情流露而不是虚情假意
A face that you're feeling instead of processing.

522
00:52:32,659 --> 00:52:35,806
你们戴着面具 在舞台上装腔作势
You pull a face, and poke it towards the stage,

523
00:52:35,866 --> 00:52:37,624
而我们竭尽所能
and we lah-di-dah

524
00:52:37,904 --> 00:52:39,542
唱歌跳舞 满地打滚
we sing and dance and tumble around.

525
00:52:39,842 --> 00:52:42,489
在你们眼中我们都不是人
And all you see up here, it's not people,

526
00:52:42,489 --> 00:52:45,256
在你们眼中我们都是傀儡 不是人
you don't see people up here, it's all fodder.

527
00:52:45,456 --> 00:52:46,915
傀儡越虚伪 越能得你们欢心
And the faker the fodder, the more you love it,

528
00:52:46,925 --> 00:52:49,392
因为虚伪才是需求 才对胃口
because fake fodder's the only thing that works any more.

529
00:52:49,772 --> 00:52:52,509
我们只能接受这个 当然 还有别的
Fake fodder is all that we can stomach. Actually, not quite all.

530
00:52:52,509 --> 00:52:54,947
皮肉之苦 恶语相向 大家喜闻乐见
Real pain, real viciousness, that we can take.

531
00:52:54,947 --> 00:52:56,435
看到肥佬被吊在杆子上
Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole.

532
00:52:56,435 --> 00:52:58,733
我们可以笑出眼泪 也觉得理所当然
We laugh ourselves feral, because we've earned the right,

533
00:52:58,733 --> 00:53:01,240
我们辛苦骑车 而这个废物却偷懒养肥
we've done cell time and he's slacking, the scum,

534
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,108
所以一万个呵呵送给他
so ha-ha-ha at him!

535
00:53:03,248 --> 00:53:05,716
我们脑中除了绝望别无其他
Because we're so out of our minds with desperation,

536
00:53:05,716 --> 00:53:07,294
我们无所适从
we don't know any better.

537
00:53:07,574 --> 00:53:10,081
除了看傀儡选手作秀 就是买狗屎商品解闷
All we know is fake fodder and buying shit.

538
00:53:10,081 --> 00:53:11,380
我们与人沟通
That's how we speak to each other,

539
00:53:11,390 --> 00:53:12,989
自我表达的方式
how we express ourselves,

540
00:53:12,989 --> 00:53:13,998
就是买狗屎
is buying shit.

541
00:53:14,027 --> 00:53:15,416
还有什么梦想呢
What, I have a dream?

542
00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:18,433
我们的梦想就是给电子形象买个新应用
The peak of our dreams is a new app for our Dopple,

543
00:53:18,433 --> 00:53:20,002
那玩意都不存在
it doesn't exist!

544
00:53:20,002 --> 00:53:21,200
根本什么都不是
It's not even there!

545
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,889
我们买的都是根本不存在的狗屎
We buy shit that's not even there.

546
00:53:22,889 --> 00:53:25,596
你们给不了我们真实又美丽的东西
Show us something real and free and beautiful. You couldn't.

547
00:53:26,165 --> 00:53:27,974
对吧 那会摧毁我们
Yeah? It'd break us.

548
00:53:28,183 --> 00:53:29,232
我们的感官早已麻木
We're too numb for it.

549
00:53:29,232 --> 00:53:30,281
我很可能被真相呛死
I might as well choke.

550
00:53:30,281 --> 00:53:32,269
我们受不了真正美好的东西
It's only so much wonder we can bear.

551
00:53:32,269 --> 00:53:34,017
无论你们发现多么美好的事物
When you find any wonder whatsoever,

552
00:53:34,017 --> 00:53:36,175
都要将其撕碎 碎成一小块一小块的
you dole it out in meagre portions.

553
00:53:36,175 --> 00:53:38,513
然后经过夸大 经过包装
Only then until it's augmented, and packaged,

554
00:53:38,513 --> 00:53:41,790
经过无数次机械化的过滤
and pumped through 10,000 preassigned filters

555
00:53:41,790 --> 00:53:44,237
直到一切都变成毫无意义的噱头
till it's nothing more than a meaningless series of lights,

556
00:53:44,237 --> 00:53:47,824
而我们则日复一日地蹬车 去往何处
while we ride day in day out, going where?

557
00:53:48,543 --> 00:53:50,041
为了什么
Powering what?

558
00:53:50,511 --> 00:53:52,959
只为给那些大大小小的
All tiny cells and tiny screens and bigger cells

559
00:53:52,959 --> 00:53:56,115
格子间和屏幕供电
and bigger screens and fuck you!

560
00:53:56,285 --> 00:53:59,372
去你妈的 归根结底就是这样 去你妈的
Fuck you, that's what it boils down to. Fuck you!

561
00:53:59,472 --> 00:54:02,909
你们他妈的坐在这里 让事情越变越糟
Fuck you for sitting there and slowly making things worse.

562
00:54:02,909 --> 00:54:05,946
去你妈的聚光灯 去你妈的伪善脸
Fuck you and your spotlight and your sanctimonious faces.

563
00:54:05,946 --> 00:54:08,803
我这辈子第一次拥有真实的感受
Fuck you all for taking the one thing

564
00:54:08,803 --> 00:54:11,600
而你们这帮王八蛋又给夺走了 去你妈的
I've came close to anything real but anything.

565
00:54:12,309 --> 00:54:16,045
你们就知道吸血 就知道压榨和嘲弄
For oozing around it and crushing it into a bone, into a joke.

566
00:54:16,055 --> 00:54:18,723
只是给这个笑柄大国多加了一个笑柄
One more ugly joke in a kingdom of millions.

567
00:54:18,723 --> 00:54:22,019
而这都是你们造成的
Fuck you for happening.

568
00:54:23,278 --> 00:54:26,405
我代表我自己 代表我们 代表所有人
Fuck you for me, for us, for everyone.

569
00:54:26,415 --> 00:54:27,554
去你妈的
Fuck you!

570
00:54:49,652 --> 00:54:52,689
刚才那是 毫无疑问
That was, without a doubt,

571
00:54:53,977 --> 00:54:58,643
自节目开播以来 我在这个舞台上见到的
the most heartfelt thing I've seen on this stage

572
00:54:58,643 --> 00:55:00,571
最发自肺腑的表演
since Hot Shot began!

573
00:55:06,135 --> 00:55:06,895
太棒了
Brilliant!

574
00:55:06,895 --> 00:55:08,383
你
You...

575
00:55:09,762 --> 00:55:12,139
你的表达清晰有力
you're so articulating something we all,

576
00:55:12,139 --> 00:55:15,456
我想演播厅里的每一个人
and I mean everyone in this hall,

577
00:55:15,586 --> 00:55:17,834
都赞成你的观点
something we all agree on.

578
00:55:18,253 --> 00:55:20,950
尽管我们也许没有完全理解
Even though we may not comprehend all of it.

579
00:55:21,050 --> 00:55:24,687
我还是要说我们的确感受到了
I think I'm right in saying we do feel it.

580
00:55:25,416 --> 00:55:26,615
我也一样
Even me.

581
00:55:26,894 --> 00:55:29,292
我知道在你眼里我是个坏人
I know you've got me down as this creature.

582
00:55:29,842 --> 00:55:32,539
不过你听着
You know, hey...

583
00:55:33,338 --> 00:55:36,095
我了解你的立场
I get where you're coming from.

584
00:55:36,145 --> 00:55:38,253
- 我喜欢你的表演 -这不是表演
- I like your stuff. - It's not stuff.

585
00:55:38,253 --> 00:55:40,541
这是真相 对吧
It's truth. Am I right?

586
00:55:42,079 --> 00:55:46,285
虽然只是你眼中的真相 但那也算是真相
Your truth, admittedly, but truth nonetheless.

587
00:55:46,345 --> 00:55:47,594
你是对的
And you're right.

588
00:55:47,953 --> 00:55:52,149
我们的生活的确缺少真实性
Authenticity is in woefully short supply.

589
00:55:53,668 --> 00:55:55,606
我很想再听到你的演说
I'd like to hear you talk again.

590
00:55:59,192 --> 00:56:00,271
怎么做
How so?

591
00:56:01,090 --> 00:56:04,087
我可以给你开一档节目
The slot on one of my streams

592
00:56:04,487 --> 00:56:07,174
你可以继续用这种风格演说
where you can talk just like that.

593
00:56:10,381 --> 00:56:13,628
我一定会看 这真是充满了激情
I'd watch it. It was such great passion.

594
00:56:15,376 --> 00:56:19,762
他说的没错 你在那一定能火 伙计
He's a'right. You're a little hot there, bud.

595
00:56:19,931 --> 00:56:22,569
抹脖子这招玩得漂亮
That throat cutting thing? Neat gimmick.

596
00:56:22,569 --> 00:56:23,728
你觉得怎么样
What do you say?

597
00:56:24,617 --> 00:56:26,825
时长半小时 每周两次
30 minutes twice a week?

598
00:56:30,111 --> 00:56:35,106
同意 同意 同意 同意
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

599
00:56:35,106 --> 00:56:40,101
同意 同意 同意 同意
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

600
00:56:40,101 --> 00:56:44,996
同意 同意 同意 同意
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

601
00:56:46,025 --> 00:56:47,384
快同意 你个混账
Go on, you bastard.

602
00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:54,816
总比蹬车强
Beats the bike.

603
00:56:55,006 --> 00:56:56,275
那是当然
Certainly does.

604
00:57:12,209 --> 00:57:13,428
我们请来了奥利弗
We have with us Oliver.

605
00:57:13,438 --> 00:57:15,436
奥利弗6个月前还是清洁工
Oliver was biking cleaner 6 months ago

606
00:57:15,436 --> 00:57:18,263
但他不停地吃 一直吃到108公斤
but he ate and ate till he hit 17 stone

607
00:57:18,373 --> 00:57:23,368
他今天来挑战闹翻天啦
and he's here today to try and beat us on Botherguts!

608
00:57:23,957 --> 00:57:25,596
继续吃啊
Keep going.

609
00:57:35,456 --> 00:57:37,294
好了 别唱了
OK, I'm going to stop you there.

610
00:57:38,273 --> 00:57:41,280
实在是糟透了
That was achingly terrible.

611
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,498
你还不如一块抹布招人喜欢呢
You have the magnetism of a towel.

612
00:57:43,498 --> 00:57:45,666
我都不想再看到你
I don't ever want to look at you again.

613
00:57:45,755 --> 00:57:49,002
我也同意 很抱歉 亲爱的
I have to agree. I'm so sorry, love.

614
00:57:49,002 --> 00:57:52,349
你给人的第一印象除了令人生厌
You came across as fundamentally unlikeable

615
00:57:52,349 --> 00:57:55,036
就是一无是处
and really quite worthless.

616
00:57:55,036 --> 00:57:56,035
说得对
Right.

617
00:57:56,165 --> 00:57:57,973
就算你下面装满了蜜
You could fill that pussy with honey

618
00:57:57,973 --> 00:57:59,901
我也不愿意操你
and I still wouldn't fuck it.

619
00:58:00,531 --> 00:58:02,758
我是个好歌手 我会唱歌 真的
I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah.

620
00:58:02,758 --> 00:58:04,637
这是我命中注定的
Cos this is my destiny

621
00:58:04,637 --> 00:58:07,054
我能唱 操
and I can sing, fu...!

622
00:58:10,021 --> 00:58:11,859
你喜欢这个对吧 艾比
Like that, don't you, Abi?

623
00:58:14,437 --> 00:58:15,616
说出来
Say it.

624
00:58:16,225 --> 00:58:17,404
是的
Yeah.

625
00:58:18,952 --> 00:58:24,786
仅上周就推出了一万五千套新的电子装扮
15,000 new dopple wardrobe options launched last week alone.

626
00:58:25,506 --> 00:58:29,612
这就是说 在你变成死鬼之前
It effectively translates as 15,000 new ways to kill time

627
00:58:27,943 --> 00:58:32,139
宾的玻璃片

628
00:58:29,612 --> 00:58:32,069
又多了一万五千种浪费生命的手段
in your cell before you explore an afterlife

629
00:58:32,069 --> 00:58:33,717
况且 根本没有鬼
which doesn't exist anyway.

630
00:58:34,147 --> 00:58:37,514
运气好的话 它会让你忘掉蹬车的伤痛
With any luck, it'll take your mind off those saddle sores?

631
00:58:39,502 --> 00:58:40,511
知道我为什么
You know the only thing

632
00:58:40,511 --> 00:58:43,248
还没有把自己的脖子划开吗
stopping me from slashing myself open right now?

633
00:58:45,016 --> 00:58:46,754
我怕自己不会立刻断气
I might not die right away.

634
00:58:46,944 --> 00:58:49,142
在我弥留之际 他们会想办法
And before I went, they'd find a way

635
00:58:49,142 --> 00:58:51,240
向半死不活的我索取两万里程
to charge my twitching half-dead cadaver,

636
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:54,417
作为玻璃清理的费用
20,000 merits for swabbing the walls clean.

637
00:58:54,417 --> 00:58:55,915
- 说得对 -总之
- Yeah. - Anyway,

638
00:58:56,515 --> 00:58:57,953
活下去吧
hang on in there

639
00:58:58,453 --> 00:58:59,781
如果你别无选择
if you must.

640
00:59:06,195 --> 00:59:08,083
他们说 我们都是在一起的
We're all in this together they say.

641
00:59:08,083 --> 00:59:09,891
对 没错
Yeah, right.

642
00:59:11,799 --> 00:59:13,568
永别了
Farewell forever.

643
00:59:16,095 --> 00:59:17,823
下周同一时间再见
Till the same time next week.

644
00:59:21,969 --> 00:59:23,348
已离线
Stream off-line.