1 00:00:04,292 --> 00:00:14,292 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 2 00:00:28,633 --> 00:00:31,993 'Georgian rebels claimed responsibility for the Narwhal virus 3 00:00:32,045 --> 00:00:36,045 'that brought Russia's financial infrastructure to near collapse. 4 00:00:37,925 --> 00:00:40,925 'Successful testing of intelligent synthetic flesh 5 00:00:40,925 --> 00:00:43,285 'aimed at getting multiple amputees back on their feet 6 00:00:43,285 --> 00:00:44,585 'is hailed as a major breakthrough.' 7 00:00:44,621 --> 00:00:45,741 Hon? 8 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:48,061 'Elsewhere...' Ash. 9 00:00:48,061 --> 00:00:52,061 Ash! 10 00:00:54,381 --> 00:00:57,781 Can you take those? 11 00:00:57,781 --> 00:00:59,741 I snotted in yours, is that OK? 12 00:00:59,741 --> 00:01:02,261 Yeah. .. What? 13 00:01:02,261 --> 00:01:04,781 Palms - burning palms. 14 00:01:04,781 --> 00:01:08,781 Shit! Sorry. 15 00:01:15,421 --> 00:01:19,421 Glove box. 16 00:01:45,621 --> 00:01:48,021 Oh, no, you don't, I draw the line at disco. 17 00:01:48,021 --> 00:01:49,981 What were we just listening to? 18 00:01:49,981 --> 00:01:53,221 No, the Bee Gees wrote that, everybody likes the Bee Gees. 19 00:01:53,221 --> 00:01:54,901 You don't. I do. 20 00:01:54,901 --> 00:01:56,701 Ten years, you haven't played them once. 21 00:01:56,701 --> 00:01:58,501 Have you heard of headphones? 22 00:01:58,501 --> 00:02:01,421 Come on then, what's your favourite Bee Gees track? 23 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:02,661 How Deep Is Your Love. 24 00:02:02,661 --> 00:02:04,981 You do not like How Deep Is Your Love! 25 00:02:04,981 --> 00:02:06,861 It's perfectly natural, there's nothing wrong with it. 26 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:09,901 It's not very you. 27 00:02:15,421 --> 00:02:18,461 You're such a dick. 28 00:02:21,701 --> 00:02:23,741 I will crash this van. I will. 29 00:02:23,741 --> 00:02:27,741 I will crash this van on purpose! 30 00:03:11,021 --> 00:03:15,021 Glove box. 31 00:03:26,381 --> 00:03:27,581 Soup all right? 32 00:03:27,581 --> 00:03:28,981 Yeah, great. 33 00:03:28,981 --> 00:03:32,501 Tomato or roasted tomato? 34 00:03:32,501 --> 00:03:34,181 The second one. 35 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:38,181 There's only one bowl, do you mind having yours out of a shoe? 36 00:03:39,141 --> 00:03:43,141 Mm-hm. 37 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:49,421 - What was that for? - Just checking you're still solid. 38 00:03:49,421 --> 00:03:52,901 You keep vanishing. Down there. 39 00:03:52,901 --> 00:03:55,021 It's a thief, that thing. What are you doing? 40 00:03:55,021 --> 00:03:57,101 Just sharing that. 41 00:03:57,101 --> 00:04:01,101 I thought people might find it funny. 42 00:04:04,261 --> 00:04:06,701 It's not funny. It's sweet. 43 00:04:06,701 --> 00:04:10,061 Trust me, that day wasn't sweet. 44 00:04:10,061 --> 00:04:14,061 We'd gone to a safari park. First family outing after Jack died. 45 00:04:15,341 --> 00:04:19,341 There was monkeys all over the car and no-one saying anything. 46 00:04:22,341 --> 00:04:26,341 Mum drove home, that was a first. When I came down the next morning, 47 00:04:27,541 --> 00:04:30,101 all Jack's photos were gone from that wall. 48 00:04:30,101 --> 00:04:32,101 She put them in the attic. 49 00:04:32,101 --> 00:04:34,661 That's how she dealt with stuff. 50 00:04:34,661 --> 00:04:38,461 And then when Dad died, up went his photos. 51 00:04:38,461 --> 00:04:40,901 She just left this one here. 52 00:04:40,901 --> 00:04:43,581 Her only boy, giving her a fake smile. 53 00:04:43,581 --> 00:04:46,261 She didn't know it was fake. 54 00:04:46,261 --> 00:04:50,261 Maybe that makes it worse. 55 00:04:56,221 --> 00:04:58,861 Oh... Oh, shit... 56 00:04:58,861 --> 00:05:02,861 Oh, shit... 57 00:05:05,701 --> 00:05:06,701 Sorry. 58 00:05:06,701 --> 00:05:10,701 It's OK. 59 00:05:11,541 --> 00:05:14,941 - Do you want me to...? - No, it's all right. 60 00:05:14,941 --> 00:05:18,581 I don't mind. 61 00:05:18,581 --> 00:05:22,581 I am knackered though... so... 62 00:05:23,621 --> 00:05:25,661 Don't worry. 63 00:05:25,661 --> 00:05:27,301 Sure? 64 00:05:27,301 --> 00:05:31,101 I'm sure. 65 00:05:31,101 --> 00:05:35,901 - I love you. - Love you too. 66 00:05:53,661 --> 00:05:54,861 Hey, get dressed. 67 00:05:54,861 --> 00:05:58,741 Van's got to be back by two or they'll do us for an extra day. 68 00:05:58,741 --> 00:06:02,741 Job's just come in. Needs to be done by the end of play today. 69 00:06:03,621 --> 00:06:05,221 All right. 70 00:06:05,221 --> 00:06:07,181 It is a full page. 71 00:06:07,181 --> 00:06:09,701 No, no, it's fine. 72 00:06:09,701 --> 00:06:13,701 I'll drive all the way there alone... 73 00:06:15,661 --> 00:06:19,661 .. pick the car up alone... drive all the way back alone... 74 00:06:21,301 --> 00:06:22,981 I have to make my own lunch... 75 00:06:22,981 --> 00:06:26,981 Oh, stop it, you're breaking my heart. 76 00:06:28,301 --> 00:06:32,301 Bye-bye. 77 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:42,341 'Hi, this is Ash. I'm too busy or lazy to answer, 78 00:07:42,341 --> 00:07:46,341 'so leave your message.' 79 00:07:50,901 --> 00:07:52,941 'Do you have a customer reference number?' 80 00:07:52,941 --> 00:07:56,941 I don't, no. I was just... 81 00:07:57,381 --> 00:08:00,461 'What name is it in?' 82 00:08:00,461 --> 00:08:03,901 Um... Starmer. Ash Starmer. 83 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:07,901 'OK, just a moment.' 84 00:08:13,141 --> 00:08:15,941 'It's not been returned yet, no, 85 00:08:15,941 --> 00:08:18,941 'and it's meant to be back by two, so...' 86 00:08:18,941 --> 00:08:20,861 They're closed now, no point calling back, 87 00:08:20,861 --> 00:08:23,101 and his just goes straight to messages. 88 00:08:23,101 --> 00:08:24,741 Those batteries are a joke. 89 00:08:24,741 --> 00:08:27,261 He'll be on his way. He's probably just... 90 00:08:27,261 --> 00:08:29,501 I'm just scared something's happened to him. 91 00:08:29,501 --> 00:08:30,661 Nothing's happened. 92 00:08:30,661 --> 00:08:32,261 But something could've happened. 93 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:35,061 Look, sweetheart, nothing's happened, 94 00:08:35,061 --> 00:08:38,061 you're just working yourself up, imagining the worst possible thing, 95 00:08:38,061 --> 00:08:42,061 and it's just, he's probably stuck somewhere with no reception. 96 00:09:14,301 --> 00:09:18,301 Hey. Hey. 97 00:09:19,221 --> 00:09:22,901 It's not real, is it? 98 00:09:22,901 --> 00:09:26,901 At Mark's wake, I sat there thinking it's not real. 99 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:31,021 The people didn't look real, their voices weren't real. 100 00:09:31,021 --> 00:09:33,861 It's like you're out on a spacewalk and no-one can... 101 00:09:33,861 --> 00:09:37,861 Sarah. 102 00:09:43,381 --> 00:09:47,381 I can sign you up to something that helps. 103 00:09:48,741 --> 00:09:52,741 It helped me. 104 00:09:53,581 --> 00:09:55,541 It will let you speak to him. 105 00:09:55,541 --> 00:09:58,821 I know he's dead, but it wouldn't work if he wasn't. 106 00:09:58,821 --> 00:10:01,701 And don't worry, it's not some crazy spiritual thing. 107 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:04,261 - He was a heavy user, he'd be perfect... - Please shut up. 108 00:10:04,261 --> 00:10:06,541 I mean, it's still in beta, but I've got an invite... 109 00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:07,581 Please shut up. 110 00:10:07,581 --> 00:10:08,821 You won't have to do anything, I'll just sign you up... 111 00:10:08,821 --> 00:10:12,821 SHUT UP! 112 00:10:15,861 --> 00:10:17,181 Hey, are you all right? 113 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:18,721 I'm sorry. 114 00:11:51,007 --> 00:11:52,847 I don't care what it is, I don't want it! 115 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:56,346 It's obscene to use his name. His name, for God's sake! 116 00:11:56,346 --> 00:11:58,226 It hurts, you know it hurts. 117 00:11:58,226 --> 00:12:00,306 Which is why I signed you up. 118 00:12:00,306 --> 00:12:02,946 What is it? W-What is it? 119 00:12:02,946 --> 00:12:05,746 You click the link and you talk to it. 120 00:12:05,844 --> 00:12:07,404 You talk to it? 121 00:12:07,404 --> 00:12:09,804 You type messages in, like an e-mail, 122 00:12:09,804 --> 00:12:12,204 and then it talks back to you, just like he would. 123 00:12:12,279 --> 00:12:13,559 He's dead. 124 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:15,399 It's software. It mimics him. 125 00:12:15,399 --> 00:12:17,519 You give it someone's name. 126 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:20,999 It goes back and reads through all the things they've ever said online, 127 00:12:20,999 --> 00:12:24,999 their Facebook updates, their Tweets, anything public. 128 00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:28,719 I just gave it Ash's name. The system did the rest. 129 00:12:28,719 --> 00:12:29,999 It's so clever. 130 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,619 It's... sick. It's sick! 131 00:12:31,652 --> 00:12:35,252 Just say hello to it. If you like it, 132 00:12:35,252 --> 00:12:38,692 you then give it access to his private emails. 133 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:41,332 The more it has, the more it's him. 134 00:12:41,332 --> 00:12:43,372 It won't be... 135 00:12:43,372 --> 00:12:47,372 No, it's not, but it helps. 136 00:13:41,492 --> 00:13:45,492 Listen, Nay, it's me. Hi. Uh, I really need to speak to you. 137 00:13:48,972 --> 00:13:52,972 Um, can you please call me as soon as you get this? 138 00:16:13,052 --> 00:16:14,652 Hi! 139 00:16:14,652 --> 00:16:18,652 I'm so sorry. I just got your message. What's wrong? what happened? 140 00:16:18,692 --> 00:16:20,732 'Mar?' 141 00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:22,252 Mar, are you OK? 142 00:16:22,252 --> 00:16:26,252 Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine, I just, I just... I had a bad one earlier. 143 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:29,572 D'you want me to come and visit? I'm going to come and visit. 144 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,012 'No, it's OK, really, I'm...' 145 00:16:31,012 --> 00:16:32,452 Mar, you're upset. I'm going to come and see you. 146 00:16:32,452 --> 00:16:35,372 No. No, don't. 147 00:16:35,372 --> 00:16:39,372 I'm OK. I promise you I'm OK. 148 00:16:39,372 --> 00:16:40,852 'I've got to go, I've got a deadline.' 149 00:16:40,852 --> 00:16:42,412 Are you sure? 150 00:16:42,412 --> 00:16:46,012 It's a tight deadline, got to be in by dawn, so... I'd better go. 151 00:16:46,012 --> 00:16:47,132 Well, if you have... 152 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:51,132 Bye, Nay. 153 00:17:27,412 --> 00:17:31,412 Hello, I've locked myself out of the house again. 154 00:17:35,092 --> 00:17:39,092 Wait, where are you going? 155 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,612 Hello. I'm no good at birthday presents. 156 00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:08,652 Hello? 157 00:18:09,892 --> 00:18:11,352 'So...' 158 00:18:11,532 --> 00:18:15,532 '..how am I sounding?' 159 00:18:16,092 --> 00:18:17,292 'Hello?' 160 00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:21,292 Hello! You sound just like him. 161 00:18:21,972 --> 00:18:24,012 'Almost creepy isn't it? 162 00:18:24,012 --> 00:18:25,132 'I say creepy, 163 00:18:25,132 --> 00:18:29,132 'I mean, it's totally batshit crazy I can even talk to you. 164 00:18:29,132 --> 00:18:32,212 'I mean, I don't even have a mouth.' 165 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:36,132 That's... that's just... 166 00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:39,052 'Just what?' 167 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:42,452 That's just the sort of thing that he would say. 168 00:18:42,452 --> 00:18:46,452 'Well, that's why I said it.' 169 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,252 I think I'm going mad. 170 00:18:53,252 --> 00:18:57,252 'I won't tell anyone if you don't.' 171 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,532 'You're not crying, are you?' 172 00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:04,572 Sorry. 173 00:19:04,572 --> 00:19:08,572 You always said that I looked weird when I cried. 174 00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:14,172 'Did I? I sound like a right sick fuck.' 175 00:19:14,972 --> 00:19:18,972 Yeah, you were. You were. 176 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,412 'But in a good way?' 177 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:26,412 Yeah. Yeah. In a good way. 178 00:19:33,252 --> 00:19:36,092 So I went in, after all your persuasion, 179 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:40,092 and then like straightaway I got a spine of a sea anemone or something 180 00:19:40,772 --> 00:19:44,772 stuck in my foot, and you threw a jeb thinking it was poisonous. 181 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,492 'What's "threw a jeb"?' 182 00:19:47,492 --> 00:19:50,492 Oh, it's um, it's a phrase we had, like throwing a fit. 183 00:19:50,492 --> 00:19:52,852 'Oh, OK, so I "threw a jeb".' 184 00:19:52,852 --> 00:19:56,372 Yeah, and you were looking in a guidebook, trying to figure out 185 00:19:56,372 --> 00:19:58,812 if there were any poisonous sea creatures in Greece, 186 00:19:58,812 --> 00:20:00,972 when this local guy comes over and says, 187 00:20:00,972 --> 00:20:03,372 "My wife knows what to do, 188 00:20:03,372 --> 00:20:07,372 "come back to my house." Although he wasn't French, obviously. 189 00:20:09,412 --> 00:20:12,052 I used to hate walking in the country. 190 00:20:12,052 --> 00:20:14,052 'You must be getting old.' 191 00:20:14,052 --> 00:20:18,052 Oi. 192 00:20:18,372 --> 00:20:21,692 I remember you brought me up here when we first met your mum. 193 00:20:21,692 --> 00:20:23,292 We'd been at hers all weekend 194 00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:27,292 and you could tell I needed some headspace. 195 00:20:27,452 --> 00:20:29,572 You were good like that. 196 00:20:29,572 --> 00:20:32,372 'You speak about me like I'm not here.' 197 00:20:32,372 --> 00:20:33,692 Sorry. 198 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:37,452 'It's all right. I mean, I'm not, really.' 199 00:20:37,452 --> 00:20:40,012 Mm. 200 00:20:40,012 --> 00:20:43,972 'Show me what it looks like there.' 201 00:20:43,972 --> 00:20:45,172 How? 202 00:20:45,172 --> 00:20:49,172 'Use the camera on your phone.' 203 00:20:50,652 --> 00:20:52,932 You weren't ever really impressed with views. 204 00:20:52,932 --> 00:20:55,852 When we went to the Grand Canyon, you said it was just a big gap. 205 00:20:55,852 --> 00:20:57,412 'I Tweeted that, too.' 206 00:20:57,412 --> 00:20:59,852 Yeah, I remember the roaming charges. 207 00:20:59,852 --> 00:21:01,972 You were overly proud of that definition. 208 00:21:01,972 --> 00:21:03,892 'I was just speaking my mind.' 209 00:21:03,892 --> 00:21:06,732 Yeah, well shut up and cop a load of this. 210 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:10,252 'Yeah. Mainly just green, isn't it?' 211 00:21:10,252 --> 00:21:12,332 You told me this was a famous lover's leap. 212 00:21:12,332 --> 00:21:15,132 Doomed couples jumping to their deaths in Victorian times. 213 00:21:15,132 --> 00:21:18,332 I think you just wanted me to cling to you. 214 00:21:18,332 --> 00:21:21,652 'Actually everyone who's ever jumped from here did it alone. Nice.' 215 00:21:21,652 --> 00:21:23,252 Did you just look that up? 216 00:21:23,252 --> 00:21:27,252 'Sort of. Shouldn't I have?' 217 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:29,052 It's a bit weird. 218 00:21:29,052 --> 00:21:32,772 'Sorry. I'll only do it again if you ask.' 219 00:21:32,772 --> 00:21:36,132 No, no. No, it's fine. 220 00:21:38,852 --> 00:21:41,132 Oh, wait, hang on. 221 00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:42,292 'Shall I go?' 222 00:21:42,292 --> 00:21:46,292 No, no, no. I'll call them back later. 223 00:21:55,212 --> 00:21:59,212 I'm going to go and see if I can make friends with these cows. 224 00:22:09,332 --> 00:22:11,652 Just going to record it. 225 00:22:11,652 --> 00:22:15,652 Sure. 226 00:22:22,012 --> 00:22:24,412 There you go. 227 00:22:24,412 --> 00:22:28,412 It's OK. 228 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:32,972 Wait, hang on, here it is again. 229 00:22:35,532 --> 00:22:37,092 'It's so fast, isn't it?' 230 00:22:37,092 --> 00:22:39,252 I know. I know, 231 00:22:39,252 --> 00:22:42,852 it's like the speed you'd expect a bee's heart to go at or something. 232 00:22:42,852 --> 00:22:46,852 Wait, hang on. 233 00:22:46,972 --> 00:22:50,972 Oh, shit. Shit, shit. 234 00:22:52,852 --> 00:22:55,332 Ash? Hello? 235 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:59,332 Ash? 236 00:22:59,732 --> 00:23:03,732 Ash? Hello? 237 00:23:10,532 --> 00:23:14,532 Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 238 00:23:22,292 --> 00:23:25,692 I'm sorry! 239 00:23:25,692 --> 00:23:27,492 'What happened?' 240 00:23:27,492 --> 00:23:31,492 I dropped you. I'm sorry. It was just... It was... I'm sorry... 241 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:35,492 'Hey, it's all right, I'm fine. I'm not in that thing, you know, 242 00:23:35,492 --> 00:23:38,132 'I'm remote, I'm in the cloud. 243 00:23:38,132 --> 00:23:40,212 'You don't have to worry about breaking me.' 244 00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:43,012 It was just, it was stupid, because I was so excited about the scan. 245 00:23:43,012 --> 00:23:46,892 'Yeah, I kept the sound of that. Here, listen.' 246 00:23:51,692 --> 00:23:55,692 'You were probably matching that heartbeat, throwing a jeb like that. 247 00:23:56,252 --> 00:23:58,452 'It's all fine. Calm down. 248 00:23:58,452 --> 00:24:02,452 'I'm not going anywhere.' 249 00:24:05,572 --> 00:24:08,012 You're very fragile. 250 00:24:08,012 --> 00:24:12,012 'Yeah. I was going to talk to you about that, actually.' 251 00:24:13,492 --> 00:24:16,292 What do you mean? 252 00:24:16,292 --> 00:24:20,292 'There's another level to this available, so to speak. 253 00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:23,172 'Kind of experimental, and I won't lie, it's not cheap...' 254 00:24:23,172 --> 00:24:24,772 What is it? 255 00:24:24,772 --> 00:24:28,786 'Are you sitting down? This might sound a bit creepy.' 256 00:24:36,849 --> 00:24:38,814 - Morning. - Morning. 257 00:24:38,827 --> 00:24:40,387 What's this, a block of gold? 258 00:24:40,768 --> 00:24:41,928 I wish. 259 00:24:41,928 --> 00:24:42,948 Where's it going, upstairs? 260 00:24:43,062 --> 00:24:44,622 Yeah, please. 261 00:24:44,622 --> 00:24:46,462 Put your thumb on there. 262 00:24:46,462 --> 00:24:48,902 OK. 263 00:24:48,902 --> 00:24:52,342 Oh, when you get it up there, you have to lie it on its back. 264 00:24:52,342 --> 00:24:56,342 Thank you. 265 00:25:36,022 --> 00:25:37,622 Say something. 266 00:25:37,622 --> 00:25:41,622 Let me see. 267 00:25:52,782 --> 00:25:56,782 Yeah, well. Never was much of a looker, was I? 268 00:25:59,222 --> 00:26:01,382 It doesn't look like you. 269 00:26:01,382 --> 00:26:05,382 Not yet. It's blank till you activate it. 270 00:26:07,102 --> 00:26:11,102 Get the bath ready. 271 00:26:22,302 --> 00:26:26,302 Mar? Get the bath ready. 272 00:26:35,582 --> 00:26:36,942 What is this? 273 00:26:36,942 --> 00:26:38,902 Hang on, I'll find out. 274 00:26:38,902 --> 00:26:40,902 It's nutrient gel. 275 00:26:40,902 --> 00:26:44,582 Stops the synthetic muscle drying out in transit. 276 00:26:44,582 --> 00:26:46,742 Smells almost... 277 00:26:46,742 --> 00:26:49,022 like marshmallow. 278 00:26:49,022 --> 00:26:52,422 You can eat it if you like. It's non-toxic. 279 00:26:52,422 --> 00:26:54,822 I'll give that a miss, thanks. 280 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:58,822 Don't forget the electrolytes. 281 00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,782 OK, right - the whole lot? 282 00:27:03,782 --> 00:27:07,782 Mm-hm, the whole lot. 283 00:27:09,742 --> 00:27:12,182 It's like fish food. 284 00:27:12,182 --> 00:27:16,182 He likes the taste of it. 285 00:27:16,662 --> 00:27:18,622 Better leave him to it. 286 00:27:18,622 --> 00:27:22,622 Yeah. Yeah. 287 00:27:24,302 --> 00:27:26,182 I have to go in a minute. 288 00:27:26,182 --> 00:27:28,062 Oh, don't leave me here with it! 289 00:27:28,062 --> 00:27:30,942 Sorry. Look, you can hear - it's starting already. 290 00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:34,582 Don't switch the bathroom light on. 291 00:27:34,582 --> 00:27:36,142 Don't what? 292 00:27:36,142 --> 00:27:38,302 Don't switch the bathroom light on. 293 00:27:38,302 --> 00:27:40,622 Let it brew. 294 00:27:40,622 --> 00:27:44,622 Listen, I've got to go... 295 00:29:16,582 --> 00:29:20,582 You could've left me some clothes. 296 00:29:21,062 --> 00:29:25,062 I mean, talk about an undignified entrance. 297 00:29:32,982 --> 00:29:36,982 That's a bit creepy. What you're doing. 298 00:29:39,222 --> 00:29:43,222 Is there at least a towel? I'm dripping everywhere. 299 00:29:45,142 --> 00:29:49,142 Hello? 300 00:29:51,022 --> 00:29:55,022 I won't bite. 301 00:29:56,822 --> 00:30:00,822 I'm all right here for now. 302 00:30:01,822 --> 00:30:05,382 Would you like me to put some food on? 303 00:30:05,382 --> 00:30:07,022 Do you eat? 304 00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:08,262 No. 305 00:30:08,262 --> 00:30:09,782 I mean, I don't need to. 306 00:30:09,782 --> 00:30:12,462 I can chew and swallow, if that makes it easier? 307 00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:16,462 Don't worry about it, it's fine. 308 00:30:21,222 --> 00:30:25,222 I need a drink. 309 00:30:39,782 --> 00:30:41,062 Are you sure that's...? 310 00:30:41,062 --> 00:30:43,062 I know, I'm not supposed to. It won't kill us. 311 00:30:43,062 --> 00:30:44,342 The official advice is... 312 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:48,342 Fuck the official advice. It's one night. 313 00:30:49,022 --> 00:30:50,782 You look well. 314 00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:52,782 Well, I am young. 315 00:30:52,782 --> 00:30:56,782 I mean... You look like him on a good day. 316 00:30:57,502 --> 00:31:00,502 The photos we keep tend to be flattering. 317 00:31:00,502 --> 00:31:04,502 I guess I wasn't any different. 318 00:31:19,022 --> 00:31:21,782 You're so soft. 319 00:31:21,782 --> 00:31:25,782 You're so smooth. How are you so smooth? 320 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:30,702 You've got pores and lines... 321 00:31:30,702 --> 00:31:33,862 It's texture-mapping. 322 00:31:33,862 --> 00:31:37,382 The really tiny details are visual - 2D. 323 00:31:37,382 --> 00:31:41,382 Here, try my fingertips. 324 00:31:45,422 --> 00:31:47,382 See? 325 00:31:47,382 --> 00:31:49,102 Weird. 326 00:31:49,102 --> 00:31:51,382 Does it bother you? 327 00:31:51,382 --> 00:31:54,702 No. 328 00:31:54,702 --> 00:31:58,702 Yeah. 329 00:31:58,702 --> 00:32:02,702 I don't know. 330 00:32:09,622 --> 00:32:13,622 I missed you. I missed you so much! 331 00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:16,542 Hey, don't cry. 332 00:32:16,542 --> 00:32:20,542 Don't cry. 333 00:32:34,182 --> 00:32:38,182 Come on then. Top off. 334 00:32:50,582 --> 00:32:51,862 What's wrong? 335 00:32:51,862 --> 00:32:53,702 He had a mole there. 336 00:32:53,702 --> 00:32:57,702 Where? 337 00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:01,222 There. 338 00:33:01,222 --> 00:33:05,222 Hang on. 339 00:33:06,862 --> 00:33:09,462 That's ridiculous. 340 00:33:09,462 --> 00:33:13,462 That's completely stupid. 341 00:33:25,142 --> 00:33:26,422 Hello? 342 00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:27,662 Hi. 343 00:33:27,662 --> 00:33:31,662 Your hand's on my tit. 344 00:33:37,142 --> 00:33:39,462 You're doing wonders for my self-esteem here. 345 00:33:39,462 --> 00:33:42,342 There's no record of my sexual response. 346 00:33:42,342 --> 00:33:44,662 I didn't discuss that side of things online. 347 00:33:44,662 --> 00:33:48,662 But you have sexual responses. I mean... 348 00:33:49,302 --> 00:33:51,422 This works? 349 00:33:51,422 --> 00:33:52,822 Oh. 350 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:56,822 That, I can turn that on and off pretty much instantly. 351 00:33:57,262 --> 00:34:01,262 See? 352 00:34:05,422 --> 00:34:09,422 I can do it again if you like. 353 00:34:18,702 --> 00:34:21,302 Oh, oh, God. Oh, shit. 354 00:34:21,302 --> 00:34:22,742 Should I stop? 355 00:34:22,742 --> 00:34:26,742 No! No, it's really good. 356 00:34:27,022 --> 00:34:30,182 Where... Where did you learn this? 357 00:34:30,182 --> 00:34:34,182 Set routine. Based on pornographic videos. 358 00:34:56,382 --> 00:34:58,622 I love you. 359 00:34:58,849 --> 00:35:00,723 I love you. 360 00:35:18,008 --> 00:35:19,188 What is it? 361 00:35:19,216 --> 00:35:20,416 What were you doing? 362 00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:21,576 Nothing. 363 00:35:21,576 --> 00:35:24,296 The way that your eyes were open, it scared me. 364 00:35:24,296 --> 00:35:25,816 You'd prefer if I closed them? 365 00:35:25,816 --> 00:35:29,816 What, when you're sleeping? Um, yeah? 366 00:35:30,976 --> 00:35:33,856 I don't really need to sleep. 367 00:35:33,856 --> 00:35:37,856 Well, just try, next time. 368 00:35:49,376 --> 00:35:51,336 Can I get you anything? 369 00:35:51,336 --> 00:35:52,816 No. 370 00:35:52,816 --> 00:35:54,376 Coffee, sandwich? 371 00:35:54,376 --> 00:35:56,856 I said no. 372 00:35:56,856 --> 00:35:58,336 Ash. 373 00:35:58,336 --> 00:36:01,856 Look, sorry. 374 00:36:01,856 --> 00:36:04,296 It's just a bit odd. 375 00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:07,376 I can appreciate it's pretty strange. 376 00:36:07,376 --> 00:36:09,936 I just need a bit of, just, getting used to it. 377 00:36:09,936 --> 00:36:12,256 And I shouldn't have drunk last night. 378 00:36:12,256 --> 00:36:13,976 Next time could you try and stop me? 379 00:36:13,976 --> 00:36:15,016 Stop you drinking? 380 00:36:15,016 --> 00:36:16,096 Yeah. 381 00:36:16,096 --> 00:36:18,376 So I get to enjoy being a bit of a bastard? 382 00:36:22,016 --> 00:36:26,016 What's wrong? 383 00:36:26,496 --> 00:36:28,696 Oh, God. Shit, right, get in the bedroom. 384 00:36:28,696 --> 00:36:32,696 What? Now! 385 00:36:36,816 --> 00:36:37,856 Hey. 386 00:36:37,856 --> 00:36:41,856 Hey! 387 00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:45,416 Can I come in? 388 00:36:45,416 --> 00:36:49,416 Yeah, yeah. 389 00:36:50,936 --> 00:36:53,656 Look at you. 390 00:36:53,656 --> 00:36:57,576 The town mouse has become the country mouse. 391 00:36:57,576 --> 00:36:59,456 Yeah, it's nice. 392 00:36:59,456 --> 00:37:03,456 Was this all you? 393 00:37:04,536 --> 00:37:06,256 Do you want a cup of coffee? 394 00:37:06,256 --> 00:37:10,256 Yeah. 395 00:37:10,536 --> 00:37:12,216 You weren't answering calls. 396 00:37:12,216 --> 00:37:13,016 It's been... 397 00:37:13,016 --> 00:37:14,696 - Or messages. - .. really busy. 398 00:37:14,696 --> 00:37:17,496 I've just been a bit like "Oh, shit," you know, "What's...?" 399 00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:20,896 Yeah. Work's been mad, it's been... 400 00:37:20,896 --> 00:37:22,616 Which is good, you know, obviously, 401 00:37:22,616 --> 00:37:26,616 because it's kept my mind off everything, so... 402 00:37:28,456 --> 00:37:30,336 Where's the toilet? 403 00:37:30,336 --> 00:37:31,656 Upstairs. 404 00:37:31,656 --> 00:37:35,656 OK. 405 00:37:41,056 --> 00:37:45,056 So, I mean, um... Yeah, let's, er... 406 00:37:46,376 --> 00:37:49,216 Meet up more, yes. Keep in touch yeah, yeah. 407 00:37:49,216 --> 00:37:50,416 Yeah. 408 00:37:50,416 --> 00:37:53,856 Come here. 409 00:37:53,856 --> 00:37:56,976 I think it's great you're moving on. 410 00:37:56,976 --> 00:37:58,016 What? 411 00:37:58,016 --> 00:38:01,256 Sorry. There were... There were man clothes, you know. 412 00:38:01,256 --> 00:38:02,976 In the bathroom. 413 00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:05,936 Right. 414 00:38:05,936 --> 00:38:09,856 Is he nice? 415 00:38:09,856 --> 00:38:13,856 Sorry. Big nose. You know. 416 00:38:14,176 --> 00:38:17,816 You deserve whatever you want. 417 00:38:17,816 --> 00:38:19,496 Thanks. 418 00:38:19,496 --> 00:38:20,216 All right. 419 00:38:20,216 --> 00:38:23,416 OK. All right. 420 00:38:36,656 --> 00:38:38,656 Hey. 421 00:38:38,656 --> 00:38:40,776 Is everything all right? 422 00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:44,776 Yeah, I'm fine. It's fine. 423 00:38:46,056 --> 00:38:50,056 What did your friend say? 424 00:38:50,656 --> 00:38:52,936 That was my sister. 425 00:38:52,936 --> 00:38:55,896 You know her. 426 00:38:55,896 --> 00:38:58,456 She said that I was... 427 00:38:58,456 --> 00:39:02,456 She said that she was happy that I'd moved on. 428 00:39:02,656 --> 00:39:06,656 Moved on to what? 429 00:39:06,936 --> 00:39:09,696 Is that not the sort of thing I'd say? 430 00:39:09,696 --> 00:39:11,656 I mean... 431 00:39:11,656 --> 00:39:14,536 It is, isn't it? 432 00:39:14,536 --> 00:39:16,336 Are you sure everything's all right? 433 00:39:16,336 --> 00:39:17,936 Yes! 434 00:39:17,936 --> 00:39:21,936 Shit! 435 00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:25,736 It's OK, I can do it. I can do it. 436 00:39:25,736 --> 00:39:27,376 I can do it. 437 00:39:27,376 --> 00:39:31,376 Don't! 438 00:39:48,296 --> 00:39:52,296 We need to wrap that in paper. 439 00:40:01,736 --> 00:40:03,936 Look, if you're going to pretend to be asleep, 440 00:40:03,936 --> 00:40:07,256 you could at least breathe, OK? 441 00:40:07,256 --> 00:40:10,896 It's just eerie. 442 00:40:10,896 --> 00:40:14,896 Like this? 443 00:40:26,256 --> 00:40:30,256 It doesn't work. I can tell that you're faking it. 444 00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:34,576 Would you like me to have sex with you? 445 00:40:34,576 --> 00:40:38,576 Can you just go downstairs? 446 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:42,936 OK. 447 00:40:44,216 --> 00:40:45,816 No! That's... 448 00:40:45,816 --> 00:40:47,376 Ash would argue over that. 449 00:40:47,376 --> 00:40:49,656 He wouldn't just leave because I'd ordered him to. 450 00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:52,456 OK. 451 00:40:52,456 --> 00:40:53,736 What? N... 452 00:40:53,736 --> 00:40:57,736 Ah, fucking hell! 453 00:40:59,216 --> 00:41:00,456 Don't cry, darling. 454 00:41:00,456 --> 00:41:04,456 Oh, don't! Just get out! Get out! 455 00:41:05,176 --> 00:41:07,696 Go on! 456 00:41:07,696 --> 00:41:09,096 So you do want me to go? 457 00:41:09,096 --> 00:41:12,176 Just get out! Get out! Get out! 458 00:41:12,176 --> 00:41:14,016 Get out! Get out! Get out! 459 00:41:14,016 --> 00:41:18,016 You're not enough of him! You are nothing! You're nothing. 460 00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:20,976 Fight me. 461 00:41:20,976 --> 00:41:22,016 I don't do that. 462 00:41:22,016 --> 00:41:24,216 Fucking fight me! Hit me. 463 00:41:24,216 --> 00:41:27,256 Hit me. Hit me. Come on! 464 00:41:27,256 --> 00:41:29,576 Why are you just standing there taking this? 465 00:41:29,576 --> 00:41:31,896 How can you take this? 466 00:41:31,896 --> 00:41:33,336 Did I ever hit you? 467 00:41:33,336 --> 00:41:36,696 N... No, of course you didn't 468 00:41:36,696 --> 00:41:40,136 but you might've done if I done this. Or this. 469 00:41:40,136 --> 00:41:41,496 I don't... I don't know. 470 00:41:41,496 --> 00:41:45,496 Maybe you would have. But you wouldn't, would you? You wouldn't. 471 00:41:45,856 --> 00:41:47,976 I could insult you. 472 00:41:47,976 --> 00:41:49,256 What? 473 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:51,216 There's tons of invective in the archive. 474 00:41:51,216 --> 00:41:54,696 I like speaking my mind, I could throw some of that at you. 475 00:41:54,696 --> 00:41:58,696 Get out of this house. 476 00:42:27,936 --> 00:42:30,656 What are you doing? 477 00:42:30,656 --> 00:42:33,976 I can't go more than 25 metres from my activation point. 478 00:42:33,976 --> 00:42:35,496 What is that, a joke? 479 00:42:35,496 --> 00:42:38,616 Look, I know it sounds mental. 480 00:42:38,616 --> 00:42:40,536 Where's your activation point? 481 00:42:40,536 --> 00:42:43,336 At the risk of blowing your mind... 482 00:42:43,336 --> 00:42:45,456 it's where I was activated. 483 00:42:45,456 --> 00:42:46,496 The bath. 484 00:42:46,496 --> 00:42:50,056 I have to keep within a 25-metre radius unless my administrator - 485 00:42:50,056 --> 00:42:52,496 that's you - is with me. 486 00:42:52,496 --> 00:42:54,216 Don't call me your administrator. 487 00:42:54,216 --> 00:42:56,016 Why not? 488 00:42:56,016 --> 00:42:57,056 Because... 489 00:42:57,056 --> 00:42:58,816 It sounds sort of sexy. 490 00:43:00,496 --> 00:43:03,776 If you're laughing, can I come back inside? 491 00:43:03,776 --> 00:43:06,056 Feeling a bit... 492 00:43:06,056 --> 00:43:10,056 ornamental out here. 493 00:43:25,216 --> 00:43:28,376 Funny. 494 00:43:28,376 --> 00:43:29,856 Can you put that down, please? 495 00:43:29,856 --> 00:43:31,016 But it is funny. 496 00:43:31,016 --> 00:43:35,016 Could you just put it down? 497 00:43:40,456 --> 00:43:44,456 Come with me. We're going out. 498 00:43:55,936 --> 00:43:59,936 Cheesy. 499 00:44:11,776 --> 00:44:13,096 Come on. 500 00:44:13,096 --> 00:44:14,856 Where are we going? 501 00:44:14,856 --> 00:44:18,856 Just hurry up. 502 00:44:30,736 --> 00:44:32,616 NO! 503 00:44:32,616 --> 00:44:36,616 DON'T DO IT! 504 00:44:39,296 --> 00:44:41,096 Seriously, don't do it. 505 00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:42,936 I'm not going to. 506 00:44:42,936 --> 00:44:46,296 OK. 507 00:44:46,296 --> 00:44:49,376 See, he would have worked out what was going on. 508 00:44:49,376 --> 00:44:52,416 This wouldn't have ever happened, but if it had, he would have 509 00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:53,496 worked it out. 510 00:44:53,496 --> 00:44:57,496 Sorry, hang on. That's a very difficult sentence to process. 511 00:44:58,016 --> 00:44:59,816 Jump. 512 00:44:59,816 --> 00:45:02,816 What? Over there? 513 00:45:02,816 --> 00:45:05,976 I never expressed suicidal thoughts, or self-harm. 514 00:45:05,976 --> 00:45:08,536 Yeah, well, you aren't you, are you? 515 00:45:08,536 --> 00:45:11,016 That's another difficult one, to be honest with you. 516 00:45:11,016 --> 00:45:14,776 You're just a few ripples of you. There's no history to you. 517 00:45:14,776 --> 00:45:18,656 You're just a performance of stuff that he performed without thinking, 518 00:45:18,656 --> 00:45:20,056 and it's not enough. 519 00:45:20,056 --> 00:45:21,696 Come on. I aim to please. 520 00:45:21,696 --> 00:45:24,256 Aim to jump. Just do it. 521 00:45:24,256 --> 00:45:26,176 OK. 522 00:45:26,176 --> 00:45:29,656 If you're absolutely sure. 523 00:45:29,656 --> 00:45:31,256 See, Ash would've been scared. 524 00:45:31,256 --> 00:45:33,816 He wouldn't have just leapt off, he would have been crying, 525 00:45:33,816 --> 00:45:34,896 he would have been... 526 00:45:34,896 --> 00:45:37,896 Oh. 527 00:45:37,896 --> 00:45:41,216 Oh... Oh, God, no. 528 00:45:41,216 --> 00:45:44,016 Please, I don't want to do it. 529 00:45:44,016 --> 00:45:45,376 Please don't make me do it. 530 00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:46,736 No. That's not fair. 531 00:45:46,736 --> 00:45:50,336 No, I'm... I'm frightened, darling, please... 532 00:45:50,336 --> 00:45:51,536 Don't make me. 533 00:45:51,536 --> 00:45:54,136 I don't want to die. Oh, God, I don't want to die 534 00:45:54,136 --> 00:45:55,176 No, that's not fair. 535 00:45:55,176 --> 00:45:57,376 I'm frightened, I don't want to die. Don't... 536 00:45:57,376 --> 00:46:01,376 NO! 537 00:46:17,736 --> 00:46:21,696 One for you, one for me. 538 00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:22,936 What? 539 00:46:22,936 --> 00:46:25,016 We need another slice. 540 00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:26,296 Why? 541 00:46:26,296 --> 00:46:29,216 So I can take one upstairs. 542 00:46:29,216 --> 00:46:30,896 It's not the weekend. 543 00:46:30,896 --> 00:46:34,696 It is my birthday. 544 00:46:34,696 --> 00:46:38,696 OK. 545 00:46:42,976 --> 00:46:46,976 "Thanks, Mum." 546 00:46:50,576 --> 00:46:51,776 Hey, Ash. 547 00:46:51,776 --> 00:46:54,336 Hey. The birthday girl. 548 00:46:54,336 --> 00:46:56,696 Just gonna come and hang out for a bit. 549 00:46:56,696 --> 00:46:59,456 OK. I wasn't doing anything. 550 00:46:59,456 --> 00:47:01,096 I brought you some cake. 551 00:47:01,096 --> 00:47:02,816 I know you don't eat anything. 552 00:47:02,816 --> 00:47:06,496 I'm just using you as an excuse so I can get an extra slice. 553 00:47:06,496 --> 00:47:08,016 Devious. 554 00:47:08,016 --> 00:47:09,216 Mum? 555 00:47:09,216 --> 00:47:13,096 Mum! 556 00:47:13,096 --> 00:47:17,096 Yeah, I'm just coming. 557 00:47:23,044 --> 00:47:33,044 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru.