1 00:01:09,584 --> 00:01:12,360 - Hey, Lacie! - Hey! 2 00:02:08,544 --> 00:02:09,880 Ryan? 3 00:02:11,544 --> 00:02:12,824 Ryan! 4 00:02:20,104 --> 00:02:22,840 - I was holding a bomb! - Come on! 5 00:02:22,864 --> 00:02:24,440 Sorry, guys. 6 00:02:24,464 --> 00:02:30,200 Landlord is sending buyers over today so... put your pants on. 7 00:02:30,224 --> 00:02:34,560 Maybe if I don't, it'll scare 'em off and we can stay here. 8 00:02:34,584 --> 00:02:38,000 Not an option, Ryan. Lease is up in four weeks. 9 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:40,064 Hey, I'm thinking of you. I've got somewhere to go. 10 00:02:40,824 --> 00:02:44,544 Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix so I get his place. 11 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,880 - Okay. - Now who's the slow poke? 12 00:02:47,904 --> 00:02:53,344 I'm... seeing some places over lunch. Catch you later. 13 00:02:58,584 --> 00:03:00,584 Sorry, that was my sister. 14 00:03:01,904 --> 00:03:04,344 Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to. 15 00:03:10,704 --> 00:03:11,984 Jasmine tea? 16 00:03:22,264 --> 00:03:25,464 And that's one Brushed Suede. 17 00:03:26,424 --> 00:03:28,160 You want a cookie with that? 18 00:03:28,184 --> 00:03:31,784 - It's on the house. - Sounds awesome. 19 00:03:37,144 --> 00:03:39,960 - See you tomorrow, JJ. - See you, Lacie. 20 00:03:41,064 --> 00:03:45,526 Oh, I saw your boy in the fire hat just now! So cute! 21 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:47,856 Yeah, he's really something. 22 00:04:34,744 --> 00:04:35,624 Hmm. 23 00:05:12,744 --> 00:05:14,320 Hey, Lacie! 24 00:05:14,344 --> 00:05:17,760 - Bets, it's great to see you! - You too. 25 00:05:29,224 --> 00:05:30,600 How's Pancakes? 26 00:05:30,624 --> 00:05:34,880 He's hilarious. Such a funny cat. Just the best. 27 00:05:38,944 --> 00:05:41,080 - Are you still at Hoddicker? - Mm-hmm. 28 00:05:41,104 --> 00:05:44,200 - Yeah. It's going pretty great. - Good to hear. 29 00:05:44,224 --> 00:05:46,440 - So what brings you back here? - New job, first day. 30 00:05:46,464 --> 00:05:48,960 - First day? - At Blankman-Harper. 31 00:05:48,984 --> 00:05:51,880 Whoa! Top floor! That's... 32 00:05:51,904 --> 00:05:55,264 - Well, good luck. - I know, right? 33 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:59,720 It's great you're still happy at Hoddicker. 34 00:05:59,744 --> 00:06:02,040 - Well, maybe not forever. - No, not forever. 35 00:06:02,064 --> 00:06:03,760 - But for now... - It's OK for now. 36 00:06:03,784 --> 00:06:07,344 It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is. 37 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,360 Lacie, I got you a smoothie. 38 00:07:07,384 --> 00:07:11,144 Got one for everyone, actually. Still a bunch of them for grabs. 39 00:07:12,704 --> 00:07:15,080 They're from the organic stall at the farmers' market. 40 00:07:15,104 --> 00:07:16,584 Sure. Okay. 41 00:07:22,824 --> 00:07:24,904 Mmm! 42 00:07:31,344 --> 00:07:33,344 Thank you. Thank you. 43 00:07:37,784 --> 00:07:40,064 We're kind of not talking to Ches. 44 00:07:41,344 --> 00:07:45,240 - 3.1? What happened? - Him and Gordon split up. 45 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:46,760 Oh... 46 00:07:46,784 --> 00:07:49,720 - Poor Ches. - No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side. 47 00:07:49,744 --> 00:07:52,480 Sure! Obviously. 48 00:07:52,504 --> 00:07:56,080 Ches is kissing ass. Trying to scrape himself back. 49 00:07:56,104 --> 00:08:00,560 Of course, if it drops below two-five, then it's... bye-bye. 50 00:08:31,424 --> 00:08:32,880 Hello? 51 00:08:32,904 --> 00:08:35,880 - Yo, they're taking it. - Who? 52 00:08:35,904 --> 00:08:39,200 The couple the landlord sent over. I heard them talking. 53 00:08:39,224 --> 00:08:40,264 Okay. 54 00:08:42,544 --> 00:08:47,360 So, now we move into the light space area. 55 00:08:47,384 --> 00:08:51,320 Ideal for special times with loved ones. 56 00:08:51,344 --> 00:08:55,304 - Great food, great company. - Mm-hmm! 57 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,520 Whoa! 58 00:09:00,544 --> 00:09:03,024 Sampled your photo stream to make her. 59 00:09:04,104 --> 00:09:05,640 Great hair! 60 00:09:05,664 --> 00:09:08,086 Styled free of charge at the members' salon. 61 00:09:09,464 --> 00:09:11,664 Oh, my God. 62 00:09:13,184 --> 00:09:14,960 It's hilarious! 63 00:09:14,984 --> 00:09:17,680 You like him? 64 00:09:17,704 --> 00:09:20,800 - He's okay. - He doesn't come with the apartment. 65 00:09:24,224 --> 00:09:28,120 But there is a bar and restaurant on site, tenants only. 66 00:09:28,144 --> 00:09:32,320 We have unparalleled metrics on romantic geneses. 67 00:09:32,344 --> 00:09:33,440 Uh-huh. 68 00:09:33,464 --> 00:09:37,186 I gotta say, these places are going like "that." 69 00:09:37,211 --> 00:09:41,425 - So don't delay if you're interested. - Oh, I'm more than interested. 70 00:09:41,449 --> 00:09:45,305 Standard occupancy on a minimum six-month contract, 71 00:09:45,329 --> 00:09:48,769 we're talking... this much. 72 00:09:50,329 --> 00:09:53,049 - How often are the payments? - That's weekly. 73 00:09:53,929 --> 00:09:55,465 Okay. 74 00:09:55,489 --> 00:09:57,465 - A little more than expected? - Yeah. 75 00:09:57,490 --> 00:09:59,185 There's options. 76 00:09:59,209 --> 00:10:01,665 You know our Prime Influencers Programme? 77 00:10:01,689 --> 00:10:04,409 - Do I qualify for that? - No. No, you don't. 78 00:10:05,249 --> 00:10:07,609 We'd need you around a 4.5. 79 00:10:09,044 --> 00:10:11,665 4.5? 80 00:10:11,689 --> 00:10:14,849 Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount. 81 00:10:18,759 --> 00:10:20,769 - 4.5. - That's right. 82 00:11:16,049 --> 00:11:20,705 Pelican Cove? What is this? A eugenics programme? 83 00:11:20,729 --> 00:11:25,705 - A lifestyle community. - No one is this happy. 84 00:11:25,729 --> 00:11:28,225 A two-year-old with a fucking balloon isn't this happy. 85 00:11:28,249 --> 00:11:31,186 It's actually a pretty cool place. 86 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,049 Like you'd even qualify. 87 00:11:41,609 --> 00:11:43,265 There's nothing I can do, sir. 88 00:11:43,289 --> 00:11:45,785 Well, it's not hopeless, you're clearly a tryer. 89 00:11:45,809 --> 00:11:49,345 That's the sense you get just from... me? 90 00:11:49,369 --> 00:11:52,025 From your rep report analytics. 91 00:11:52,049 --> 00:11:55,665 If we drill down into the numbers, you've got a solid popularity arc here. 92 00:11:55,689 --> 00:11:59,169 Strong overall trajectory. Let's just look at the last 24 hours. 93 00:11:59,979 --> 00:12:00,899 You see, even... 94 00:12:01,529 --> 00:12:05,465 What's that? 8:40 a.m. You're working hard on your socials. 95 00:12:05,489 --> 00:12:07,505 - Great little uptake there. - Okay. 96 00:12:07,529 --> 00:12:10,865 Couple of minor dings there. You cut someone off in traffic? 97 00:12:10,889 --> 00:12:13,785 Oh, just a workplace thing. 98 00:12:13,809 --> 00:12:16,825 Okay. Let's check on your sphere of influence. 99 00:12:16,849 --> 00:12:18,889 Let me zoom out here. 100 00:12:19,713 --> 00:12:23,225 Great peripherals. Strangers like you, that's a plus. 101 00:12:23,249 --> 00:12:27,545 - Healthy inner circle. It's good. - Thank you. 102 00:12:27,570 --> 00:12:31,449 There's a ways to go, but 4.5 is certainly achievable. 103 00:12:31,986 --> 00:12:33,362 How long do you think? 104 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,562 - To hit 4.5? - Mm-hmm. 105 00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:36,642 Well, barring a major setback, 106 00:12:36,666 --> 00:12:40,826 a public disgrace kind of deal, I'd say 18 months or so. 107 00:12:41,986 --> 00:12:46,362 Oh, I need more short term. Like... much more. 108 00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:47,666 Then you'll need a boost. 109 00:12:48,546 --> 00:12:50,746 - What kind of a boost? - Well... 110 00:12:52,226 --> 00:12:55,042 Most of your interactions are confined to your inner circle 111 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:59,562 and they're largely, pardon the term, mid-to low-range folks. 112 00:12:59,586 --> 00:13:01,002 Same with your outer circle. 113 00:13:01,026 --> 00:13:04,282 You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars from service industry workers, 114 00:13:04,306 --> 00:13:06,242 but there's not much else. 115 00:13:06,266 --> 00:13:07,585 At least as far as I can see. 116 00:13:07,610 --> 00:13:10,882 So in terms of quality, you could use a punch up right there. 117 00:13:10,906 --> 00:13:14,066 Ideally, that's up votes from quality people. 118 00:13:15,626 --> 00:13:17,602 - Quality people? - High fours. 119 00:13:17,626 --> 00:13:21,242 Impress those up-scale folks, you'll gain velocity on your arc 120 00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:22,906 and there's your boost. 121 00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:40,466 - Oh, hi, JJ! - Hey, Lacie! 122 00:13:41,066 --> 00:13:42,626 - Keith! Hello. - Lacie! 123 00:13:43,826 --> 00:13:45,826 - You look great today. - Thank you! 124 00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:51,023 - Door won't open. I'm on 2.4. - Sorry, Ches. I'm late. 125 00:13:51,048 --> 00:13:52,968 I just need some stars, please! 126 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:55,946 Fuck! 127 00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:07,202 - Oh, hi! - Hi! 128 00:14:07,226 --> 00:14:10,562 - How's it going at Blankman? - Just great. 129 00:14:10,586 --> 00:14:15,786 - Well, I bet you work... good there. - Thank you. 130 00:14:20,346 --> 00:14:22,162 Would you like a croissant? 131 00:14:22,186 --> 00:14:24,362 They gave me an extra at the coffee place. 132 00:14:24,386 --> 00:14:27,562 - Oh, no, I already ate. - Okay, sure. All good. Yes. 133 00:14:27,586 --> 00:14:28,826 Yeah. 134 00:14:30,866 --> 00:14:35,522 Well, here's me, so... 135 00:14:43,146 --> 00:14:46,042 Don't try too hard. It's impossible to respect. 136 00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:50,562 High fours can smell it a mile off. Just be you. 137 00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:52,882 Authentic gestures, that's the key. 138 00:14:52,906 --> 00:14:56,346 - That's time up, I'll catch you later. - Oh, could I just ask... 139 00:15:59,506 --> 00:16:03,826 "Mr. Rags." 140 00:16:42,826 --> 00:16:44,191 Shit! 141 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:57,762 - What the fuck is that? - Tapenade. Want some? 142 00:16:57,786 --> 00:16:59,522 Who even are you? 143 00:16:59,546 --> 00:17:02,082 It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan. 144 00:17:06,386 --> 00:17:07,906 Oh, my God. 145 00:17:09,346 --> 00:17:11,066 - What is it? - Naomi! 146 00:17:11,786 --> 00:17:12,866 Shit! 147 00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:18,146 Old school, el perfecto Naomi? You guys keep in contact? 148 00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:21,266 Ryan, just go! Go! 149 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:31,122 - Oh, my God! - Nay-Nay, how are you? 150 00:17:31,146 --> 00:17:33,522 I was just fixing myself a snack. 151 00:17:33,546 --> 00:17:38,442 Oh, Lace, could I just say I am so happy to see your face? 152 00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:41,282 - Me too. It's been... - Too long. 153 00:17:41,306 --> 00:17:43,273 - Way too long. - And that's my fault. 154 00:17:43,298 --> 00:17:46,162 - No, it's mine. Everything is just so... - Everything's just so... 155 00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:49,522 Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you. 156 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:53,082 When you posted that Mr. Rags photo... 157 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,082 I know, Mr. Rags! 158 00:17:55,106 --> 00:17:57,082 I just had to call 159 00:17:57,106 --> 00:18:00,402 and talk to you because... 160 00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:02,402 Whoo-hoo! 161 00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:06,881 Wow! That's a... big ring! 162 00:18:06,906 --> 00:18:11,642 Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul? 163 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:15,242 He is great. So smart. Just sweet. 164 00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:17,082 I know you're gonna love him. 165 00:18:17,106 --> 00:18:18,242 Uh-huh. 166 00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:20,002 So, anyways, the big day... 167 00:18:20,026 --> 00:18:21,242 Yes, when is it? 168 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,762 So, we're getting married in a month 169 00:18:22,786 --> 00:18:23,922 on his family's estate 170 00:18:23,946 --> 00:18:25,202 up here on the island. 171 00:18:25,226 --> 00:18:28,002 This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle. You heard of it? 172 00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:29,082 No, but... 173 00:18:29,106 --> 00:18:31,002 Well, it's a private island. 174 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:35,322 Take a looooook! 175 00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:37,602 Oh, wow! That is... 176 00:18:37,626 --> 00:18:42,082 I know, right? So... can you make it? 177 00:18:42,106 --> 00:18:44,546 Are you kidding? Of course. 178 00:18:45,186 --> 00:18:47,506 Great, cool, cos I was wondering if... 179 00:18:48,975 --> 00:18:51,026 Lace, do you think... 180 00:18:52,146 --> 00:18:53,546 Would you be my maid of honour? 181 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:55,533 Seriously? 182 00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,282 Oh, my God. 183 00:19:00,962 --> 00:19:05,122 I mean, you've got such cool friends now. Are you sure? 184 00:19:05,146 --> 00:19:09,882 Remember when we used to plan our dream weddings when we were, like, 11? 185 00:19:09,906 --> 00:19:14,521 - I know but we haven't s... - I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags... 186 00:19:14,546 --> 00:19:18,242 All the memories. It just brought things home. 187 00:19:18,266 --> 00:19:19,402 Oh, Nay-Nay. 188 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,761 I know we haven't kept in touch as much as I'd have liked 189 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,922 and that is totally my fault, but this is a big day. 190 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:30,642 A big life day and I want my oldest friend with me, my oldest friend. 191 00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:32,426 I want you by my side. 192 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:37,026 Oh, my God. Thank you. 193 00:19:38,162 --> 00:19:40,002 What do I have to... 194 00:19:40,026 --> 00:19:42,362 Not much to it. A speech, mainly. 195 00:19:42,386 --> 00:19:44,482 Speech? Of course! 196 00:19:44,506 --> 00:19:47,242 Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd? 197 00:19:47,266 --> 00:19:49,762 Oh, my gosh, like... hundreds! 198 00:19:49,786 --> 00:19:53,362 It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now. 199 00:19:53,386 --> 00:19:56,362 Paul's invited so many, I don't want to call them big deals, 200 00:19:56,386 --> 00:19:58,772 but they're all, like, 4.7 or above. 201 00:20:00,506 --> 00:20:01,786 Uh-huh. 202 00:20:03,146 --> 00:20:07,122 Nay-Nay, I will not let you down. 203 00:20:07,146 --> 00:20:11,282 Don't sweat too much! Just talk about old memories. 204 00:20:11,306 --> 00:20:13,882 - Sure. - How we were, any old things. 205 00:20:13,906 --> 00:20:15,962 - Gotcha. - I'll ping you some anecdotes. 206 00:20:15,986 --> 00:20:18,202 - That would be great. - And what's your dress size? 207 00:20:18,226 --> 00:20:19,442 Oh, um... 208 00:20:19,466 --> 00:20:21,602 I'll tell you what, I'll just send you a four. 209 00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:23,962 - Perfect. - We got matching bridesmaids dresses. 210 00:20:23,986 --> 00:20:25,842 Well, anyway... 211 00:20:30,426 --> 00:20:32,177 Love you, Lay. 212 00:20:32,202 --> 00:20:34,922 You too, Nay-Nay! 213 00:20:34,946 --> 00:20:35,746 Oh! 214 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:37,562 Bye. 215 00:20:44,066 --> 00:20:46,466 What was that? The F-word? 216 00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:49,746 You two pussy pals now? 217 00:20:50,346 --> 00:20:51,762 Shut up. 218 00:20:51,786 --> 00:20:55,122 - She was always mean to you. - No, she wasn't. 219 00:20:55,146 --> 00:20:58,882 - She had that rhyme about you. - That was a game. 220 00:20:58,906 --> 00:21:02,322 - What about when she cut your hair? - I asked her to. 221 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:03,962 She fucked Greg. 222 00:21:03,986 --> 00:21:08,946 She... did not fuck Greg. 223 00:21:14,026 --> 00:21:15,826 She looked hot. I'll give her that. 224 00:21:22,973 --> 00:21:24,053 Okay. 225 00:21:26,186 --> 00:21:27,546 Impressive. 226 00:21:30,186 --> 00:21:35,002 - Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it. - Mm-hmm. 227 00:21:36,506 --> 00:21:37,802 Pelican Cove. 228 00:21:37,826 --> 00:21:42,002 Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the place yesterday. I wanna take it. 229 00:21:42,026 --> 00:21:43,842 That's fantastic! 230 00:21:43,866 --> 00:21:47,802 Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2. Is that, um... 231 00:21:47,826 --> 00:21:51,722 Yep, I'm on it, just gonna transfer the deposit now. 232 00:21:51,746 --> 00:21:53,428 - Well, okay. - Yes! 233 00:21:54,603 --> 00:21:59,426 In this world, we're all so caught up in our own heads. 234 00:22:01,106 --> 00:22:06,506 It's easy to lose sight of what's real. What matters. 235 00:22:08,826 --> 00:22:11,026 But as I stand here today... 236 00:22:12,066 --> 00:22:17,386 seeing the joy Paul has brought to Naomi's life, 237 00:22:19,466 --> 00:22:23,106 I know she's someone who truly matters to me. 238 00:22:25,746 --> 00:22:27,306 Nay-Nay, 239 00:22:27,826 --> 00:22:33,602 the little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, 240 00:22:33,626 --> 00:22:38,826 started talking to me because she saw I was scared. 241 00:22:40,786 --> 00:22:46,786 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags. I still have him. 242 00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:50,026 He sits on my desk and... 243 00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:54,746 every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay. 244 00:22:56,906 --> 00:23:00,506 What she meant to me then and now. 245 00:23:02,786 --> 00:23:05,706 I am so honored to be here 246 00:23:07,146 --> 00:23:12,866 and I wish you all the happiness this stupid world can muster. 247 00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:17,786 I love you, Nay-Nay. 248 00:23:19,586 --> 00:23:21,066 Is the tear too much? 249 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:25,042 You fucking sociopath. 250 00:23:25,066 --> 00:23:30,122 - Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much? - What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags? 251 00:23:30,146 --> 00:23:32,082 I do keep him on my desk. 252 00:23:32,106 --> 00:23:35,002 There's sugary and then there's fucking diabetes. 253 00:23:35,026 --> 00:23:37,882 I just wanna make her happy on her wedding day. 254 00:23:37,906 --> 00:23:40,882 The captive audience of 4-point holies five-starring your ass off, 255 00:23:40,906 --> 00:23:42,042 that's just a bonus. 256 00:23:42,066 --> 00:23:45,402 - Naomi and I were best friends. - Come on... 257 00:23:45,426 --> 00:23:48,362 I wish her well and wanna express it the best I can. 258 00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,882 And, yeah, if I nail a speech and get five-starred 259 00:23:50,906 --> 00:23:53,362 by hundreds of primes, so what? It's a win-win. 260 00:23:53,386 --> 00:23:57,647 What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4? 261 00:23:57,672 --> 00:24:00,728 Unh-unh. You get points from your gaming buddies. 262 00:24:00,752 --> 00:24:03,408 It's the same thing. Don't shit on me for aiming higher. 263 00:24:03,432 --> 00:24:04,728 Pelican Cove higher? 264 00:24:04,752 --> 00:24:07,648 What's wrong with Pelican Cove? They're great apartments! 265 00:24:07,672 --> 00:24:10,648 They are fake-smile jail cells. 266 00:24:10,672 --> 00:24:12,712 Great. Car cancelled. 267 00:24:12,850 --> 00:24:16,191 And he marked me down so now I have to book another, and I took a ding. 268 00:24:16,266 --> 00:24:19,962 - Great job. - I am sorry, but I miss the normal you. 269 00:24:19,986 --> 00:24:24,082 Before this obsession, when we had conversations, remember? 270 00:24:24,106 --> 00:24:25,162 I need my charger. 271 00:24:25,186 --> 00:24:29,682 This whole ranking thing, just comparing yourself to people who... 272 00:24:29,706 --> 00:24:32,922 - Have you seen my charger? - ... only pretend to be happy. 273 00:24:32,946 --> 00:24:35,706 I said don't borrow this! 274 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:39,962 High fours like Naomi, I bet they're suicidal on the inside. 275 00:24:39,986 --> 00:24:41,682 My car is here. Again. 276 00:24:41,706 --> 00:24:43,882 Your Pelican Cove deposit, is it refundable? 277 00:24:43,906 --> 00:24:45,362 Like, what if this doesn't work? 278 00:24:45,386 --> 00:24:48,402 - Can't you just stay out of my shit? - You're my sister! 279 00:24:48,426 --> 00:24:51,242 Yes! And if you cared about that, maybe you would've noticed 280 00:24:51,266 --> 00:24:55,186 living with you hasn't been one big rainbow sandwich for me. 281 00:24:56,146 --> 00:24:58,922 Do you know why I never brought any guys back here? 282 00:24:58,946 --> 00:25:02,482 Because I didn't want them to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave 283 00:25:02,506 --> 00:25:05,546 with Mr. Three Point Fuck. 284 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:08,986 Good luck with your performance! 285 00:25:39,986 --> 00:25:45,026 Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming. 286 00:25:46,186 --> 00:25:48,562 - Jesus Christ! - Oh, I'm so sorry. 287 00:25:48,586 --> 00:25:50,626 That's great. Just great. 288 00:25:57,026 --> 00:25:58,706 Oh... Hi. 289 00:26:09,186 --> 00:26:11,922 Nay-Nay! 290 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:14,042 Hey, Lace! Just checking in. 291 00:26:14,066 --> 00:26:17,242 I'm on my way to the airport right now. 292 00:26:17,266 --> 00:26:19,602 Okay, cool, and you're all good for the rehearsal dinner? 293 00:26:19,626 --> 00:26:24,482 Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour? That restaurant looks so cool. 294 00:26:24,506 --> 00:26:28,402 - Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay? - Mm-hmm. In my case. 295 00:26:28,426 --> 00:26:29,762 - I love the pink. - Uh-huh. 296 00:26:29,786 --> 00:26:33,842 So the latest draft of the speech is great. 297 00:26:33,866 --> 00:26:35,882 Going handwritten's so cool. 298 00:26:35,906 --> 00:26:39,522 Those scans of the page, my God, I welled up just at that. 299 00:26:39,546 --> 00:26:43,066 - Oh, thank you! - Um... just one thought. 300 00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:46,202 That whole bit where I help you with the eating disorder thing... 301 00:26:46,226 --> 00:26:48,442 - You think that's a little... - A little over-sharing, yeah. 302 00:26:48,466 --> 00:26:50,482 You're so right. It's gone. 303 00:26:50,506 --> 00:26:53,442 Okay. Cool. Well, I'll see you in a few hours! 304 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:12,271 And here's your tip. Thank you. 305 00:27:15,386 --> 00:27:17,186 Oh, come on. 306 00:27:18,226 --> 00:27:20,666 May I have your attention, please... 307 00:27:28,332 --> 00:27:31,588 - Hi there, how are you doing? - I am wonderful. 308 00:27:34,466 --> 00:27:37,426 I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled. 309 00:27:38,226 --> 00:27:41,866 - No. No, no, no. - Customer incident at the other end. 310 00:27:42,506 --> 00:27:45,322 But... So when is the next flight? 311 00:27:45,346 --> 00:27:48,402 Yeah, they're all kind of full. 312 00:27:48,426 --> 00:27:52,082 Uh... I booked this weeks ago. It's my best friend's wedding. 313 00:27:52,106 --> 00:27:54,242 - I'm sorry. - I have to get there. I have to. 314 00:27:54,266 --> 00:27:56,162 Okay... let's see what we can do. 315 00:27:56,186 --> 00:27:58,226 Thank you. Thank you so much. 316 00:28:05,108 --> 00:28:07,882 I see there's one standby seat on another plane leaving tonight. 317 00:28:07,906 --> 00:28:09,506 Uh... 318 00:28:10,466 --> 00:28:13,162 That's reserved for members of our Prime Flight Programme. 319 00:28:13,186 --> 00:28:15,162 You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify. 320 00:28:15,186 --> 00:28:17,522 - Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2. - Uh-huh. 321 00:28:17,546 --> 00:28:20,877 I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183. 322 00:28:23,826 --> 00:28:26,962 Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um... 323 00:28:26,986 --> 00:28:29,602 Some woman dinged me down in the... Can't you just... 324 00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:32,122 I'm sorry, it won't let me book it without the correct ranking. 325 00:28:32,146 --> 00:28:34,242 - But it's so close. - There's just nothing I can do. 326 00:28:34,266 --> 00:28:36,002 - Christ, I mean, surely. - I'm gonna have to ask you 327 00:28:36,026 --> 00:28:38,082 to moderate your language there. 328 00:28:38,106 --> 00:28:39,426 Sorry. It's just... 329 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:45,442 I'm maid of honour. I cannot miss this wedding. 330 00:28:45,466 --> 00:28:48,386 And I am so sorry about that. 331 00:28:51,546 --> 00:28:53,282 - Can you call the supervisor? - I cannot do that. 332 00:28:53,306 --> 00:28:54,922 - Can you just call the supervisor? - I cannot do that. 333 00:28:54,946 --> 00:28:56,842 - Call the fucking supervisor! - Okay, that's profanity. 334 00:28:56,866 --> 00:28:59,522 - We're zero tolerance on profanity. - I'm sorry. It's just... 335 00:28:59,546 --> 00:29:01,842 - I have to serve the next customer. - No, no, no, no. 336 00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:05,042 - Can you step away, ma'am? - God, just fucking help me! 337 00:29:05,066 --> 00:29:06,122 Ooh. 338 00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:09,466 I'm so sorry. 339 00:29:10,266 --> 00:29:14,602 - I've called security. - Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that. 340 00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:17,942 I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars. 341 00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:20,162 - What's the issue here, Hannah? - Intimidation and profanity. 342 00:29:20,186 --> 00:29:22,562 - Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating. - Don't speak, ma'am. 343 00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:24,306 - I was just trying to... - Ma'am. 344 00:29:26,146 --> 00:29:28,962 Okay. So, in order to restore calm, 345 00:29:28,986 --> 00:29:31,282 I'm invoking my authority as airport security 346 00:29:31,306 --> 00:29:34,282 to dock you one full ranking point as a punitive measure. 347 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,202 - This is a temporary measure. - No! 348 00:29:36,226 --> 00:29:37,954 Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours. 349 00:29:37,979 --> 00:29:38,922 No, no, no. But I need it now. 350 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:42,442 During this period, all down votes are subject to a times two multiplier. 351 00:29:42,466 --> 00:29:43,562 Times two? 352 00:29:43,586 --> 00:29:45,642 We recommend you avoid negative feedback at this time. 353 00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:46,722 I'm on double damage? 354 00:29:46,746 --> 00:29:50,920 Please, remove yourself from the airport immediately. 355 00:30:13,586 --> 00:30:15,162 Okay, well, due to your ranking... 356 00:30:37,066 --> 00:30:40,042 Hi there. Chuck! Great name. 357 00:30:40,066 --> 00:30:42,882 - Thank you. - Hope you're having a great night. 358 00:30:42,906 --> 00:30:45,642 - It's pretty good. - So I need a car. 359 00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:48,802 - You got a vehicle in mind? - Anything, really. 360 00:30:48,826 --> 00:30:51,522 Well, due to your current ranking, 361 00:30:51,546 --> 00:30:54,362 you're restricted to our super saver fleet. 362 00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:57,322 - Yep. That's... Yeah. - I-Cruiser 2? 363 00:30:57,346 --> 00:30:59,346 They still have the 2? 364 00:31:23,106 --> 00:31:26,522 Oh, God. 365 00:31:43,546 --> 00:31:46,122 Oh, come on. 366 00:31:46,146 --> 00:31:47,922 Uh... 367 00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:54,826 Damn it! 368 00:32:16,386 --> 00:32:20,826 The little girl, who when we were both five years old in art camp, 369 00:32:20,946 --> 00:32:24,866 started talking to me because she saw I was scared. 370 00:32:26,386 --> 00:32:29,746 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags... 371 00:32:32,546 --> 00:32:37,442 Teardrop. Crowd goes wild. You can do this. 372 00:32:43,186 --> 00:32:47,226 - Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way. - How far away are you? 373 00:32:47,946 --> 00:32:51,802 Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight. 374 00:32:51,826 --> 00:32:54,402 - What? - Well, not missed it but... 375 00:32:54,426 --> 00:32:56,266 So you're not gonna make the rehearsal dinner? 376 00:32:57,306 --> 00:32:58,682 - No. - Lacie! 377 00:32:58,706 --> 00:33:01,546 I am so sorry. It's been... 378 00:33:02,066 --> 00:33:04,562 I got a rental car. I'm driving. 379 00:33:04,586 --> 00:33:08,482 Driving? That's like nine hours. 380 00:33:08,506 --> 00:33:09,882 I'm making good time, 381 00:33:09,906 --> 00:33:13,402 gonna go through the night, make a road trip out of it. 382 00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:14,786 Is everything okay? 383 00:33:15,466 --> 00:33:17,602 I can find a replacement if something's wrong. 384 00:33:17,626 --> 00:33:20,602 No. No. No. I'll be there. I swear on Mr. Rags. 385 00:33:20,626 --> 00:33:22,082 Ha ha ha! 386 00:33:22,106 --> 00:33:24,202 Okay, just drive safe! 387 00:33:24,226 --> 00:33:25,882 You bet. I'll just... 388 00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:36,346 Come on. 389 00:33:38,746 --> 00:33:39,922 Come on. 390 00:33:39,946 --> 00:33:41,226 Please. 391 00:33:47,866 --> 00:33:48,946 Okay. 392 00:34:15,706 --> 00:34:19,322 What do you want? 393 00:34:24,026 --> 00:34:27,986 Oh, shit. 394 00:35:00,146 --> 00:35:02,106 Hi. Sorry. 395 00:35:06,786 --> 00:35:08,946 Your charger doesn't fit my car. 396 00:35:11,346 --> 00:35:14,586 - Don't see those around much these days. - It's a rental. 397 00:35:16,426 --> 00:35:20,626 Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1. They didn't give you an adapter? 398 00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:24,386 No. Do you have one? 399 00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:30,202 - Not in here. Ask around. - Thanks, anyway. 400 00:35:30,226 --> 00:35:32,266 You're super helpful. 401 00:35:44,826 --> 00:35:46,066 Two stars? 402 00:35:47,106 --> 00:35:48,402 Two stars? 403 00:35:48,426 --> 00:35:50,546 Wasn't a meaningful encounter. 404 00:35:54,146 --> 00:35:56,042 Sir, excuse me. 405 00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,802 Excuse me, sorry. 406 00:35:57,826 --> 00:36:01,506 Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance? 407 00:36:02,626 --> 00:36:07,226 Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter, perhaps, in the trunk of your car? 408 00:36:08,426 --> 00:36:09,655 Sure. 409 00:36:11,146 --> 00:36:12,226 Great. 410 00:36:12,826 --> 00:36:16,946 Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter? 411 00:36:17,506 --> 00:36:20,266 I have a rental car. It's... 412 00:37:05,666 --> 00:37:10,066 - Slow down. Let's give her a ride. - She's, like, 2.8. 413 00:37:12,026 --> 00:37:13,266 Come on! 414 00:37:20,386 --> 00:37:22,106 I didn't even do anything! 415 00:37:42,306 --> 00:37:44,506 You look like you need a ride. 416 00:37:45,746 --> 00:37:47,362 Um... 417 00:37:47,386 --> 00:37:50,186 Actually, I'm okay. 418 00:37:52,786 --> 00:37:57,826 Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite. 419 00:38:00,706 --> 00:38:05,202 Luther, Mrs. Coffee, reds, whiskey. Help yourself. 420 00:38:05,226 --> 00:38:07,066 I'm okay. Thanks. 421 00:38:08,106 --> 00:38:09,562 Where are you headed? 422 00:38:09,586 --> 00:38:14,386 Uh... Just as close as you can get to Port Mary would be great. 423 00:38:23,106 --> 00:38:25,906 Checking my feed for danger signs? 424 00:38:28,066 --> 00:38:32,986 I get it a lot. 1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right? 425 00:38:33,786 --> 00:38:36,322 - You seem... - Normal? 426 00:38:36,346 --> 00:38:38,546 - Yeah. - Thank you. 427 00:38:40,146 --> 00:38:44,626 It took some effort. What happened to you? 428 00:38:45,146 --> 00:38:49,442 I mean, you're a 2.8, but you don't look 2.8. 429 00:38:49,466 --> 00:38:51,122 That's not... This is temporary. 430 00:38:51,146 --> 00:38:53,322 - I'm gonna turn it around. - Uh-huh. 431 00:38:53,346 --> 00:38:56,562 - I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour. - Nice. 432 00:38:56,586 --> 00:38:58,146 Wanna hear my speech? 433 00:38:58,986 --> 00:38:59,946 No. 434 00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:06,002 So how come you're a 2.8? 435 00:39:06,026 --> 00:39:09,522 Well, I got marked down at the airport for yelling, 436 00:39:09,546 --> 00:39:12,202 and they put me on double damage. 437 00:39:12,226 --> 00:39:15,386 - How did it feel? - Awful. 438 00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:17,706 I meant the yelling. 439 00:39:19,426 --> 00:39:21,626 I don't know. I was mad. 440 00:39:22,506 --> 00:39:24,706 Look at where it got me. 441 00:39:25,986 --> 00:39:29,922 But as long as I get to the wedding, do the speech, 442 00:39:29,946 --> 00:39:32,402 they'll overlook the 2.8. I'm with the bride. 443 00:39:32,426 --> 00:39:34,482 And if I do well, well, they're all high fours 444 00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:35,762 so that velocitates my arc. 445 00:39:35,786 --> 00:39:39,442 And once they lift the point penalty, well, my average goes way up, 446 00:39:39,466 --> 00:39:42,026 and, yeah, it's gonna be okay. 447 00:39:45,266 --> 00:39:47,362 God, you remind me of me. 448 00:39:47,386 --> 00:39:49,826 - Hmm. - Not now. 449 00:39:51,706 --> 00:39:55,386 I was, uh... 4.6 once. 450 00:39:57,466 --> 00:40:00,186 - 4.6? - Used to live for it. 451 00:40:01,466 --> 00:40:03,786 All the work I put in... 452 00:40:06,666 --> 00:40:10,002 Eight years ago, Tom, my husband, got cancer. 453 00:40:10,026 --> 00:40:15,266 It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch. The symptoms showed up late. 454 00:40:16,306 --> 00:40:17,826 I'm so sorry. 455 00:40:19,026 --> 00:40:21,322 You don't know me so you're not really sorry. 456 00:40:21,346 --> 00:40:25,586 You're just mainly awkward cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you. 457 00:40:26,706 --> 00:40:29,202 Anyway, I five-starred every doctor, 458 00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:33,842 every nurse, every high-four consultant that we had. 459 00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:35,682 Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much. 460 00:40:35,706 --> 00:40:38,426 The cancer didn't give a shit. It just kept growing. 461 00:40:39,506 --> 00:40:43,602 A couple of months in, we heard about this experimental treatment. 462 00:40:43,626 --> 00:40:47,306 It was very expensive. It was very exclusive. 463 00:40:48,346 --> 00:40:52,306 I did everything I could to get him a spot there. 464 00:40:53,626 --> 00:40:56,786 Tom was a 4.3. 465 00:40:58,746 --> 00:41:01,266 They gave his bed to a 4.4. 466 00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:10,426 So when he died I thought, fuck it. 467 00:41:12,146 --> 00:41:14,882 I started saying what I wanted, when I wanted. 468 00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:16,386 Just drop it out there. 469 00:41:17,466 --> 00:41:18,946 People don't always like that. 470 00:41:19,906 --> 00:41:23,282 It is incredible how fast you slip off the ladder 471 00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:25,042 when you start doing that. 472 00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:29,586 It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty. 473 00:41:31,666 --> 00:41:35,962 Treated me like I had taken a shit at their breakfast table. 474 00:41:35,986 --> 00:41:40,042 But, Jesus Christ, it felt good. 475 00:41:40,066 --> 00:41:42,546 Shedding those fuckers. 476 00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:46,306 It was like taking off tight shoes. 477 00:41:46,786 --> 00:41:50,042 - Maybe you should try it? - Oh, come on. 478 00:41:50,066 --> 00:41:51,402 Why not? 479 00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:56,122 I can't just kick off my shoes and walk the earth or whatever. 480 00:41:56,146 --> 00:41:59,506 - You won't know unless you try. - Oh, that's just... 481 00:42:01,866 --> 00:42:04,882 Look, you had something with your life, 482 00:42:04,906 --> 00:42:10,642 real things, good things, and you lost it all, and I'm sorry. 483 00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:15,282 So now you've got nothing left to lose. 484 00:42:15,306 --> 00:42:18,202 But I don't even have the something worth losing, not yet. 485 00:42:18,226 --> 00:42:21,666 You know, I mean, I'm still fighting for that. 486 00:42:23,506 --> 00:42:28,866 - And what is "that"? - I don't know. Enough to be content? 487 00:42:29,946 --> 00:42:35,226 Like, to look around and think, well, I guess I'm okay. 488 00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:40,826 Just to be able to breathe out, not feeling like... like... 489 00:42:42,146 --> 00:42:48,242 Like just... And that is way off, like, way, way off. 490 00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:51,106 And until I get there, I have to play the numbers game. 491 00:42:51,746 --> 00:42:55,906 We all do, that's what we're in. That's how the fucking world works. 492 00:42:57,466 --> 00:43:01,946 Look, maybe you don't remember, you know, you're just too old to get it. 493 00:43:04,026 --> 00:43:06,026 I do not mean that how it sounds. 494 00:43:08,346 --> 00:43:11,066 Don't worry. I'm not voting you down. 495 00:43:35,786 --> 00:43:39,242 - Sweetheart. - What time is it? 496 00:43:39,266 --> 00:43:43,562 I'm heading east from here so I think you need to get yourself another ride. 497 00:43:43,586 --> 00:43:46,722 - Where are we? - About 30 miles from Port Mary. 498 00:43:46,746 --> 00:43:50,042 A lot of buses stop here so you should be fine. 499 00:43:50,066 --> 00:43:53,362 - Well, thank you. - Good luck with your speech. 500 00:43:55,906 --> 00:43:58,762 I put a little something in there for you. 501 00:43:58,786 --> 00:44:02,342 - You did? - Emergency escape hatch! 502 00:44:05,626 --> 00:44:06,546 Bye. 503 00:44:21,306 --> 00:44:24,642 In this world, we're all so caught up... 504 00:44:24,666 --> 00:44:26,882 in our own dramas. 505 00:44:26,906 --> 00:44:30,122 - So, Dad was like... - It's easy to forget what matters. 506 00:44:30,146 --> 00:44:31,721 He'd never even heard of the show. 507 00:44:31,745 --> 00:44:33,762 I'm like, "You never heard of Sea of Tranquillity?" 508 00:44:33,786 --> 00:44:36,482 Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy, 509 00:44:36,506 --> 00:44:38,482 and he's all like, "What the fuck?" Whatever! 510 00:44:38,506 --> 00:44:40,722 I think I'm allergic to this purple. 511 00:44:40,746 --> 00:44:44,042 So I'm like, "Well, I'm going to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary. 512 00:44:44,066 --> 00:44:46,722 That's why I'm dressed like Lieutenant Duster." 513 00:44:46,746 --> 00:44:49,642 He's all like, "Uh... Port Mary is frickin' miles away." 514 00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:50,762 Yadda, yadda, yadda. 515 00:44:50,786 --> 00:44:55,642 He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad. 516 00:44:55,666 --> 00:44:59,066 - See you back on there. - Okay. 517 00:45:02,746 --> 00:45:06,722 Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con? 518 00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:09,762 - You're into Sea of Tranquillity? - Totally. 519 00:45:09,786 --> 00:45:11,362 I was all set to go. 520 00:45:11,386 --> 00:45:17,106 My friend, who is there already, has my costume, but my car broke down. 521 00:45:17,786 --> 00:45:20,466 Well, there's some space in the RV. 522 00:45:29,426 --> 00:45:31,482 - Hi. - Hey! 523 00:45:31,506 --> 00:45:33,642 - You're a Trank head, huh? - Sorry? 524 00:45:33,666 --> 00:45:35,962 Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan? 525 00:45:35,986 --> 00:45:39,602 Oh, yeah. We say Tranksters where I'm from. 526 00:45:39,626 --> 00:45:43,242 - Who's your favourite character? - Gotta be Lieutenant Duster. 527 00:45:43,266 --> 00:45:45,082 - She's awesome. - She? 528 00:45:45,106 --> 00:45:47,362 He! I misspoke. 529 00:45:47,386 --> 00:45:50,122 Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender. 530 00:45:50,146 --> 00:45:53,722 I know, and that's why it's so hard to remember, right? 531 00:45:53,746 --> 00:45:55,762 Excuse me. Gotta get this. 532 00:45:55,786 --> 00:45:58,466 My friend, at the convention. 533 00:46:00,706 --> 00:46:02,602 Hi, Nay! 534 00:46:02,626 --> 00:46:07,962 So, oh, my God, insane night, but I am so close now. 535 00:46:07,986 --> 00:46:09,562 Don't come. 536 00:46:09,586 --> 00:46:13,162 What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away. 537 00:46:13,186 --> 00:46:15,202 Don't come. I don't want you here. 538 00:46:15,226 --> 00:46:18,802 I don't know what is up with you, but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding. 539 00:46:18,826 --> 00:46:22,162 Oh, no, that's temporary! That's temporary. 540 00:46:22,186 --> 00:46:24,482 Well, the wedding's today so... 541 00:46:24,506 --> 00:46:27,042 - But it doesn't change anything. - Lacie... 542 00:46:27,066 --> 00:46:29,242 - I can still do the same speech. - Lacie... 543 00:46:29,266 --> 00:46:32,562 - And there's Mr. Rags! - No! 544 00:46:32,586 --> 00:46:35,242 But... But you invited me. 545 00:46:35,266 --> 00:46:37,922 You've seen the guest list. They are all, like, 4.5 or above. 546 00:46:37,946 --> 00:46:41,362 They are going to freak at a 2.6, and I am not taking that kind of damage, 547 00:46:41,386 --> 00:46:44,026 plus I haven't dipped under a 4.7 in, like, six months. 548 00:46:45,586 --> 00:46:49,082 You said you wanted your oldest friend. 549 00:46:49,106 --> 00:46:52,242 When I asked you to speak, you were a 4.2, okay? 550 00:46:52,266 --> 00:46:55,642 And the authenticity of a vintage bond low four at a gathering of this calibre 551 00:46:55,666 --> 00:46:58,682 played fantastically on all the stimulations we ran. 552 00:46:58,706 --> 00:47:00,962 Forecast was a prestige bounce of 2 minimum. 553 00:47:00,986 --> 00:47:04,562 But now you're a sub three. Sorry. 554 00:47:04,586 --> 00:47:06,282 That just puts the stink on things a little too much. 555 00:47:06,306 --> 00:47:08,482 That just plays badly for us. 556 00:47:08,506 --> 00:47:10,962 So it was just about numbers for you? 557 00:47:10,986 --> 00:47:14,122 Oh, cut the shit! It was numbers for both of us. 558 00:47:14,146 --> 00:47:16,082 You wanted those primo votes, don't deny it. 559 00:47:16,106 --> 00:47:19,162 It's not like you could get them on your own. Let's not kid ourselves. 560 00:47:19,186 --> 00:47:21,602 Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes. 561 00:47:21,626 --> 00:47:24,962 What? You're just gonna roll up here and make people like you? 562 00:47:24,986 --> 00:47:29,642 - That's right. I'm doing my speech. - No, you're not. 563 00:47:29,666 --> 00:47:34,082 Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me through the roof when they hear it. 564 00:47:34,106 --> 00:47:39,162 - Weep their fucking eyes out! - Go home! 565 00:47:39,186 --> 00:47:42,202 Hello? 566 00:47:42,226 --> 00:47:44,786 Fuck! 567 00:47:47,506 --> 00:47:50,626 I have never seen your stupid fucking show. 568 00:47:56,386 --> 00:47:59,026 Hope they cancel it! 569 00:48:10,226 --> 00:48:12,626 I need a ride! 570 00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:17,866 Fuck! 571 00:48:21,506 --> 00:48:22,986 Jesus! 572 00:48:38,906 --> 00:48:41,066 Hey! Hey! 573 00:48:41,666 --> 00:48:42,706 Hey! 574 00:48:44,666 --> 00:48:47,122 - Can I borrow your bike? - What? 575 00:48:47,146 --> 00:48:50,322 Can I borrow your bike? 576 00:48:50,346 --> 00:48:55,322 Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow, take this man to be your husband, 577 00:48:55,346 --> 00:48:58,266 to live together with him in the covenant of marriage? 578 00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:01,282 To love him, comfort him, 579 00:49:01,306 --> 00:49:04,962 honour and keep him, in sickness and in health... 580 00:49:04,986 --> 00:49:08,386 and forsaking all others, be faithful unto him... 581 00:50:13,186 --> 00:50:16,282 To my best mate, Anthony. Let's hear it for him. 582 00:50:17,906 --> 00:50:21,362 You've been there from day one. I love you, man. I appreciate you. 583 00:50:21,386 --> 00:50:24,922 Hilarious speech, by the way. By your standards. 584 00:50:26,266 --> 00:50:29,162 - Pow! Pow! Pow! - Oh! Oh! Oh! 585 00:50:29,186 --> 00:50:32,842 He's still got a few bullets left. Oh, man. 586 00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:34,906 Oh, gosh, well, um... 587 00:50:37,626 --> 00:50:39,066 Shit! 588 00:50:39,626 --> 00:50:43,602 We have so many people to thank. Our beautiful bridesmaids. 589 00:50:43,626 --> 00:50:45,482 But, of course, 590 00:50:45,506 --> 00:50:50,562 my most heartfelt thanks, my warmest thanks, 591 00:50:50,586 --> 00:50:53,866 are to someone who's my best friend, 592 00:50:55,146 --> 00:51:02,042 my lover and now, I'm honoured to say, my wife. 593 00:51:02,066 --> 00:51:04,586 Naomi! 594 00:51:06,826 --> 00:51:11,906 One, two, three! Naomi! 595 00:51:13,386 --> 00:51:16,242 The A Team! 596 00:51:16,266 --> 00:51:17,682 I love you so much, darl. 597 00:51:17,706 --> 00:51:19,282 Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! 598 00:51:19,306 --> 00:51:21,322 Congratulations, sir. 599 00:51:21,346 --> 00:51:23,202 - Thank you. - No, thank you. 600 00:51:23,226 --> 00:51:25,362 Get over here! 601 00:51:25,386 --> 00:51:26,962 Get your ass over here. 602 00:51:26,986 --> 00:51:29,642 Get in here, big boy. 603 00:51:29,666 --> 00:51:31,706 You're beautiful! 604 00:51:33,666 --> 00:51:36,642 Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice! 605 00:51:36,666 --> 00:51:39,066 You fucking earned it, man. You fucking earned it. 606 00:51:43,466 --> 00:51:45,282 Everybody, hello! 607 00:51:45,306 --> 00:51:47,346 - Oh, my God. - I love you. 608 00:51:51,346 --> 00:51:55,146 Can everyone be quiet for a moment? 609 00:51:57,266 --> 00:51:58,866 Thank you. 610 00:52:00,226 --> 00:52:02,402 - Get rid of her. - That would play awful. 611 00:52:02,426 --> 00:52:03,722 She's a fucking 1.1. 612 00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:09,162 Now for those of you who don't know me, which is... all of you... 613 00:52:09,186 --> 00:52:13,202 my name is Lacie Pound 614 00:52:13,226 --> 00:52:17,066 and, believe it or not, I am one of Naomi's oldest friends. 615 00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:19,786 Hi, Nay-Nay! 616 00:52:21,066 --> 00:52:24,162 It's great to meet you too, Paul. I've heard a lot about you. 617 00:52:24,186 --> 00:52:26,042 He's a pretty big deal, that Paul. 618 00:52:26,066 --> 00:52:28,522 Pretty big deal. 619 00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:32,242 He makes his own tapenade! Yeah. 620 00:52:32,266 --> 00:52:34,266 Uh... 621 00:52:36,546 --> 00:52:38,746 Anyway, um... I... 622 00:52:40,426 --> 00:52:44,882 have looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life. 623 00:52:44,906 --> 00:52:46,842 We met when we were five years old, 624 00:52:46,866 --> 00:52:51,026 and right up through to our teenage years, we made quite the pair. 625 00:52:51,746 --> 00:52:54,042 We'd talk about all the things girls talk about, 626 00:52:54,066 --> 00:53:00,402 you know, boys, hair, products, uh... more boys. 627 00:53:00,426 --> 00:53:04,042 I mean, I tried sometimes to expand our range a little 628 00:53:04,066 --> 00:53:08,746 and talk about climate change, but she found that kind of boring so... 629 00:53:09,386 --> 00:53:10,802 Go on. 630 00:53:10,826 --> 00:53:13,722 She was probably right. I mean, fuck the planet, right? 631 00:53:13,746 --> 00:53:15,322 Whoo! 632 00:53:15,346 --> 00:53:19,842 Yes, thank you! Come on. Let's have a little fun here. 633 00:53:19,866 --> 00:53:22,442 You know, fuck the planet! 634 00:53:22,466 --> 00:53:24,922 Fuck the planet! 635 00:53:27,746 --> 00:53:29,706 Anyway... 636 00:53:30,786 --> 00:53:37,802 I... looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life, 637 00:53:37,826 --> 00:53:43,106 which meant she was looking down on me. 638 00:53:43,986 --> 00:53:47,002 Always with a smile though. 639 00:53:47,026 --> 00:53:51,642 In high school, she was my shoulder to cry on. 640 00:53:51,666 --> 00:53:57,002 She seemed to enjoy that. Guys and me never worked out. 641 00:53:57,026 --> 00:54:01,586 They'd see Naomi and just... Whoo! You know, that was it. 642 00:54:02,466 --> 00:54:08,362 She had this tight ass, 643 00:54:08,386 --> 00:54:11,562 like two fists. 644 00:54:11,586 --> 00:54:13,322 Uh-huh. 645 00:54:13,346 --> 00:54:16,442 I was all like... 646 00:54:20,026 --> 00:54:22,562 I was like... 647 00:54:22,586 --> 00:54:24,426 through the hallways in high school. 648 00:54:42,826 --> 00:54:44,546 And she was there for me. 649 00:54:46,986 --> 00:54:48,426 Holding my hair back... 650 00:54:50,066 --> 00:54:55,306 as I knelt, vomiting, in front of the crapper. 651 00:54:59,906 --> 00:55:03,386 Thank you for that, Naomi. 652 00:55:06,426 --> 00:55:08,306 I always wished I was you. 653 00:55:10,586 --> 00:55:11,866 And... 654 00:55:12,826 --> 00:55:15,186 I guess that's why you kept me around so long? 655 00:55:18,386 --> 00:55:21,402 Until you got your new job 656 00:55:21,426 --> 00:55:26,386 and your fancy new friends. 657 00:55:28,346 --> 00:55:30,762 And that... 658 00:55:32,666 --> 00:55:35,786 fucking... jackhole! 659 00:55:36,706 --> 00:55:40,122 And you didn't need me. You probably got another me. 660 00:55:40,146 --> 00:55:45,562 Guess there's some other "yeth Beth" you moved on to like a succubus. 661 00:55:45,586 --> 00:55:48,346 I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus! 662 00:55:49,186 --> 00:55:52,106 Stay back. 663 00:55:53,586 --> 00:55:56,642 Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him! 664 00:55:56,666 --> 00:55:58,562 I'll cut his head off and stick it up my ass! 665 00:56:00,906 --> 00:56:03,402 Time's nearly up! 666 00:56:03,426 --> 00:56:04,602 - Hey! Calm down. - I... 667 00:56:04,626 --> 00:56:09,682 I just wanted to say, in this world so caught up in our own shit, 668 00:56:09,706 --> 00:56:13,106 - let's not forget what matters. - It's okay. It's okay. 669 00:56:13,786 --> 00:56:19,666 Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi, and she's... 670 00:56:20,146 --> 00:56:24,266 She... She fucked Greg! 671 00:56:26,026 --> 00:56:27,786 I know she did. 672 00:56:28,866 --> 00:56:31,802 - I know you did. - No... 673 00:56:31,826 --> 00:56:34,162 Don't even try to deny... 674 00:56:36,586 --> 00:56:42,002 The little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, 675 00:56:42,026 --> 00:56:45,706 started talking to me because she saw I was scared 676 00:56:46,386 --> 00:56:48,882 and helped me make Mr. Rags. 677 00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:54,482 He reminds me of you and what you meant to me then! 678 00:56:54,506 --> 00:56:58,066 And I'm so honoured to be here to see this shit! 679 00:56:58,986 --> 00:57:04,186 I love you, Nay-Nay! I've always loved you! 680 00:57:05,226 --> 00:57:07,546 I love you! 681 00:59:52,746 --> 00:59:54,602 What the fuck are you looking at? 682 00:59:54,626 --> 00:59:56,666 Just what I was wondering. 683 00:59:56,988 --> 00:59:57,708 Well... 684 00:59:59,651 --> 01:00:00,571 Don't! 685 01:00:01,586 --> 01:00:04,602 Don't? Don't wonder? 686 01:00:04,626 --> 01:00:05,786 Uh-huh. 687 01:00:06,386 --> 01:00:08,711 It would be a dull world without wonder. 688 01:00:08,736 --> 01:00:11,530 I don't give a shit about your world. 689 01:00:12,346 --> 01:00:14,266 I don't like your brassiere. 690 01:00:17,666 --> 01:00:19,146 I don't like your moustache. 691 01:00:20,546 --> 01:00:22,402 I don't like your aura. 692 01:00:22,426 --> 01:00:24,666 - My aura? - Yeah. 693 01:00:26,386 --> 01:00:30,242 I don't like your... head. 694 01:00:30,266 --> 01:00:33,002 Your entire head is just ridiculous to me. 695 01:00:33,026 --> 01:00:34,242 Really? 696 01:00:34,266 --> 01:00:40,122 You look like an alcoholic former weatherman. 697 01:00:40,146 --> 01:00:42,682 You sound like a lost little lamb 698 01:00:42,706 --> 01:00:45,186 that just got told there's no Santa Claus. 699 01:00:46,426 --> 01:00:49,202 What sort of cartoon character did your mum have to fuck 700 01:00:49,226 --> 01:00:50,882 to brew you up in the womb? 701 01:00:50,906 --> 01:00:52,642 At least I look like I was born, 702 01:00:52,666 --> 01:00:57,202 not shit out by some tormented cow creature in an underground lab. 703 01:00:57,226 --> 01:00:58,962 You got tossed out of that lab. 704 01:00:58,986 --> 01:01:01,522 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, flushed out. 705 01:01:01,546 --> 01:01:04,442 - Ooh! - In the trash! 706 01:01:04,466 --> 01:01:08,082 - Your face is a fucking... - Fucking. 707 01:01:08,106 --> 01:01:12,042 Fucking biological car crash 708 01:01:12,066 --> 01:01:14,122 that made Picasso screw his eyes up and say, 709 01:01:14,146 --> 01:01:15,682 "Well, that just don't make sense." 710 01:01:17,506 --> 01:01:20,162 - You're a fucking asshole. - Fuck you! 711 01:01:20,186 --> 01:01:23,008 - Fuck you next Wednesday. - Fuck you for Christmas! 712 01:01:23,033 --> 01:01:27,873 - Fuck you! - Fuck you!