1 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:32,184 - Captain Daly. - Report. 2 00:00:32,270 --> 00:00:34,660 A non-Federation vessel, jumped straight out of white space. 3 00:00:34,710 --> 00:00:35,710 Right in front of us. 4 00:00:37,390 --> 00:00:39,382 Valdack. - That can't be... 5 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,646 My data scan indicates a heavily-armoured Gorgan Dreadnought. 6 00:00:41,670 --> 00:00:44,549 Vessel ID number 9864321. - Thank you, Dudani. 7 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:48,220 Valdack must've hijacked it from the Fermi hub and tracked our position. 8 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:52,624 Tulaska, shield status? - Shield's 100%. 9 00:00:52,670 --> 00:00:53,899 Helmsman Packer? - Captain? 10 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:55,987 Prime rear thrusters. - Rear thrusters primed. 11 00:00:56,270 --> 00:00:58,262 If that's Valdack, he'll rip us to shreds. 12 00:00:58,470 --> 00:01:01,224 Captain, we have to surrender, there's no other way. 13 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:03,341 Let's not lose our heads, Lieutenant Walton. 14 00:01:06,390 --> 00:01:07,949 Shield at 68%. 15 00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:10,147 Heavy damage reported, decks six through ten. 16 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:12,580 Fires in med centre and major rupture to cargo bay Alpha. 17 00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:13,821 We've got no choice, captain! 18 00:01:13,870 --> 00:01:16,305 Do you want me to open comms with Valdack's craft, captain? 19 00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:17,181 Negative. 20 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:21,225 Shields are 54%. 21 00:01:21,270 --> 00:01:22,386 There's no way out. 22 00:01:22,990 --> 00:01:25,107 - Captain, please. - Not now, Walton. 23 00:01:26,430 --> 00:01:30,344 Helmsman Packer, take us into that asteroid gas cluster. 24 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:31,460 Into the cluster? 25 00:01:31,630 --> 00:01:33,030 That's suicide, sir. 26 00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:34,430 It is our only chance. 27 00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:37,424 That gas cluster is charged with ionised pyron particles. 28 00:01:37,670 --> 00:01:41,061 If our shields hold, we can use them to increase our photon intensity. 29 00:01:41,110 --> 00:01:42,829 Packer, increase thrusters. 30 00:01:45,190 --> 00:01:46,829 Shield's at 43%. 31 00:01:47,630 --> 00:01:49,508 It'll tear the ship apart, captain! 32 00:01:49,550 --> 00:01:52,304 Walton, you are a Space Fleet officer, act accordingly. 33 00:01:52,350 --> 00:01:53,784 Shield's at 32%. 34 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:55,822 Valdack's not following. - Packer, turn us around. 35 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:01,303 Tulaska, charge photon bolts. 36 00:02:01,470 --> 00:02:02,620 All charged, captain. 37 00:02:11,110 --> 00:02:12,110 Fire. 38 00:02:15,030 --> 00:02:16,987 His hull's breached, shield's gone. 39 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:18,864 He's defenceless. 40 00:02:19,070 --> 00:02:20,470 Lieutenant Lowry, open comms. 41 00:02:20,510 --> 00:02:22,550 - He's already hailing us, captain. - On screen. 42 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:28,066 Captain Daly, may you drown in the venom of 900 Tragorian snakes! 43 00:02:28,350 --> 00:02:30,262 You are defeated, Valdack. 44 00:02:30,430 --> 00:02:33,468 Return the plasmorthian crystal and we'll cause you no more damage. 45 00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:35,826 You must think me a fool, captain. 46 00:02:35,870 --> 00:02:40,740 I know the crystal's capabilities and I will die before I give it up. 47 00:02:40,790 --> 00:02:43,669 I gave you a chance, Valdack, showed you mercy. 48 00:02:44,110 --> 00:02:45,544 Reflect on that while you can. 49 00:02:45,670 --> 00:02:46,820 Arrgh! - Close comms. 50 00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:51,586 Tulaska, destroy his ship. - Yes, captain. 51 00:02:57,030 --> 00:02:59,545 That was incredible, captain! 52 00:02:59,590 --> 00:03:02,742 You saved our lives. - I'm so sorry I lost it back there, captain. 53 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:04,668 Not for the first time, Walton. 54 00:03:04,950 --> 00:03:07,101 I should know by now never to doubt you. 55 00:03:07,150 --> 00:03:09,187 Please, forgive me. 56 00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:12,181 At ease, Walton. - Captain! 57 00:03:12,270 --> 00:03:15,581 Sensors indicate an escape pod ejected from Valdack's ship before detonation. 58 00:03:16,870 --> 00:03:20,068 He's escaping with the crystal. - Want me to plot a pursuit course, captain? 59 00:03:21,670 --> 00:03:22,670 No. 60 00:03:23,710 --> 00:03:24,939 We'll let him go... 61 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:27,630 for now. 62 00:03:28,990 --> 00:03:30,663 It's great decision-making, captain. 63 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:32,588 Three cheers for Captain Daly. 64 00:03:32,790 --> 00:03:34,747 Hip hip... - Hooray! 65 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:36,869 Hip hip... - Hooray! 66 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:38,908 Hip hip... - Hooray! 67 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:53,903 God bless you, Captain! God bless you! 68 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:06,660 Thirteenth floor, welcome to Callister. 69 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:08,224 Oh, excuse me. 70 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,466 Excuse me. 71 00:04:15,830 --> 00:04:16,830 Hey. 72 00:04:30,550 --> 00:04:33,019 Uh, Elena, my pass doesn't work. 73 00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:34,982 You must renew on first of each month. 74 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:39,827 Yeah, I know that, but the first was on the weekend, so... 75 00:04:41,950 --> 00:04:42,950 OK. 76 00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:47,943 Thank you. 77 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:49,900 You're welcome. 78 00:04:50,630 --> 00:04:54,146 Prepare to enter the most immersive gaming experience 79 00:04:54,190 --> 00:04:57,342 in years: Infinity, from Callister Inc. 80 00:04:58,310 --> 00:04:59,505 Morning, Mr Daly. 81 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:01,270 Helmsman Packer. - Huh? 82 00:05:02,590 --> 00:05:04,627 Uh, I mean, Mr Packer. 83 00:05:04,870 --> 00:05:05,747 Nate. 84 00:05:05,830 --> 00:05:07,389 OK. 85 00:05:08,870 --> 00:05:11,339 Hey, are you making coffees? - Yeah. 86 00:05:13,710 --> 00:05:15,827 Do you think maybe you could make me one too? 87 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:21,900 Sure, sure. What do you want? 88 00:05:22,710 --> 00:05:24,110 Just vanilla latte. 89 00:05:24,230 --> 00:05:25,230 Skimmed milk. 90 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:26,420 Yeah, good call. 91 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:35,227 Those are some very, very big numbers and we might just have to hold you to that. 92 00:05:35,270 --> 00:05:37,421 Well no, yes, of course. 93 00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:42,023 Oh, are you OK, man? 94 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:44,950 I guess you didn't see my gym bag. 95 00:05:47,870 --> 00:05:49,350 Come on, get up. 96 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:50,744 I'm sorry, bud. - OK. 97 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:51,830 You left it... 98 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:58,665 You're gonna do it for me, you're gonna make it good. 99 00:05:58,710 --> 00:05:59,985 You're a God to me, at least. 100 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:25,261 Oh, no, the ladies' bathroom is that way, the sign's kind of confusing. 101 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:29,784 You're Robert Daly, right? 102 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,390 Right. 103 00:06:32,790 --> 00:06:33,790 Yeah, hi. 104 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:36,469 I'm Nanette, Nanette Cole. 105 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:41,182 Um, I started here today coding on the update and I... 106 00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:45,782 I just wanted to, uh, pass on my admiration to the person 107 00:06:45,870 --> 00:06:48,590 who actually designed Infinity. 108 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:51,868 The procedural algorithm is, is amazing. 109 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:55,745 It's just some beautiful code. 110 00:06:56,190 --> 00:06:57,190 Thank you. 111 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:01,385 That's actually the reason that I wanted to work here. 112 00:07:04,030 --> 00:07:06,704 You must be busy, I'm so sorry. - No, no, it's fine. 113 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:08,340 Sorry. - No. 114 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:11,707 Uh, well, just fangirling, sorry, um... 115 00:07:12,950 --> 00:07:14,782 Ooh, vintage! 116 00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:18,667 Yeah, it's Space Fleet. 117 00:07:18,710 --> 00:07:20,542 Wow! - It's a TV show. 118 00:07:21,790 --> 00:07:25,420 Before your time and before my time, actually. 119 00:07:26,150 --> 00:07:28,904 But it was visionary. 120 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,704 Is this on, like, tape? 121 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:35,341 Yeah, I've got the VHS, DVD, Blu-ray... 122 00:07:35,390 --> 00:07:38,667 The whole thing, seasons one to six. 123 00:07:38,790 --> 00:07:40,747 Netflix has it these days. 124 00:07:41,430 --> 00:07:45,060 "Aboard the spaceship USS Callister," OK. 125 00:07:45,350 --> 00:07:48,229 Yeah. So, OK, so, Callister is like the... 126 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:51,149 The... - Yeah, when we set up the company... 127 00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:57,899 I suggested that we call it Callister as kind of a little tribute. 128 00:07:57,950 --> 00:08:02,945 Walton didn't really get the reference but he let me have that one. 129 00:08:07,830 --> 00:08:09,901 Mini-skirted damsels. 130 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:13,349 A little cold for that in space. 131 00:08:13,390 --> 00:08:17,987 That is just what a Bargradian sand warrior would say. 132 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:23,339 Bob, Christmas is closing in like a Goddamn meteor. 133 00:08:23,390 --> 00:08:26,166 We've got customers all over our balls, waiting for the Infinity update. 134 00:08:26,190 --> 00:08:28,390 Tell me it's gonna be up and running before the weekend. 135 00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:31,150 I, I'll ask Kabir... 136 00:08:31,190 --> 00:08:34,150 You're CTO, don't ask anybody anything. You should be telling people things 137 00:08:34,190 --> 00:08:36,726 like I'm fucking telling you right now. - Alright, I'll talk to him. 138 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:37,627 Good. - I'm sorry. 139 00:08:37,670 --> 00:08:38,670 OK. 140 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:40,750 - Hello? - Hello. 141 00:08:40,790 --> 00:08:43,021 Sorry, I couldn't find a good moment to... So... 142 00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:44,070 Oh, you must be new. 143 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:45,988 I'm James Walton, I run the company. 144 00:08:46,030 --> 00:08:48,499 - Hi. - Well, we run the company, kind of. 145 00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:52,022 Bob here is the hardware and I am the shiny front end. 146 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:54,868 I'm Nanette Cole. - Which department? 147 00:08:55,150 --> 00:08:57,824 Engine Architecture. - And this your first day? 148 00:08:58,030 --> 00:09:00,386 Uh, yeah. 149 00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:01,580 Have you had the tour? 150 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:03,823 No, I... 151 00:09:04,030 --> 00:09:05,828 Please, allow me. 152 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:08,305 OK. 153 00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:13,582 It was so nice to meet you. 154 00:09:16,110 --> 00:09:18,989 Just a little bit cos it's a big department. 155 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:20,030 Uh, I sit up here. 156 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:24,590 You know, people call it a care-free environment, I call it care-full. 157 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,126 - Interesting, OK. - Not scary... 158 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:28,870 - Yeah. - I'm excited to see what happens. 159 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,030 Dudani? 160 00:09:35,710 --> 00:09:36,541 Kabir? - Oh! 161 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,144 Mm! Mr Daly. 162 00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:42,181 Do you have the latest ETA on the update patch? 163 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:44,502 It's just there's still some runtime errors. 164 00:09:44,790 --> 00:09:47,464 The thing is, Mr Daly, we could have it ready by end of play today 165 00:09:47,550 --> 00:09:50,429 but if we had time, we could alter the trading mechanics 166 00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:54,180 and tweak the critical hit system, but of course that'd add another week. 167 00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:55,584 Maybe ten days or so. 168 00:09:58,870 --> 00:09:59,906 Mr Daly? 169 00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:03,300 Yeah. Yeah, do all of that. 170 00:10:03,350 --> 00:10:06,263 Thank you - All...? OK, we're on it. 171 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:31,505 Welcome back, Captain. 172 00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:33,901 Have you located Valdack's position? 173 00:11:33,950 --> 00:11:37,864 Not yet but our sensors are scanning every star system between here and Valatros. 174 00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:40,742 So, your answer is no? 175 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:44,910 Uh... 176 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:47,224 I'm afraid so, sir. 177 00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:54,830 You... 178 00:11:55,470 --> 00:11:56,665 are pathetic, Walton. 179 00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:57,710 What are you? 180 00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:01,350 What's that? 181 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,340 Pathetic. 182 00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:15,701 So, Valdack's out there... 183 00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:20,100 somewhere, and you village idiots are asleep at the wheel. 184 00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:25,901 You're not just disgraceful, you're disgusting - all of you. 185 00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:30,620 So, can you do one thing? 186 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:33,943 Can you find Valdack? 187 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,104 I'm not asking, I'm telling you. 188 00:12:40,670 --> 00:12:42,024 Understand? Hmm? 189 00:12:42,070 --> 00:12:43,070 Yes. 190 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:45,468 - Yes? - Yes, captain. 191 00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:46,626 - Yes. - Yes. 192 00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:47,670 Aye, captain. 193 00:12:48,270 --> 00:12:49,270 Huh? 194 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:54,940 Well, alright. 195 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:59,268 Tulaska, check security protocols. If they've expired, you're in trouble. 196 00:12:59,910 --> 00:13:00,910 Yes, captain. 197 00:13:01,790 --> 00:13:06,342 Dudani, have you checked those probe results? No room for errors. 198 00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:07,665 Of course, captain. 199 00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:09,383 Helmsman Packer? - Captain? 200 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,070 Vanilla latte. 201 00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:14,350 Skim milk. 202 00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:15,790 At once. 203 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:20,310 Walton? 204 00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:35,099 Exit game. 205 00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:56,060 Hi, Nanette. 206 00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:58,341 Feel like you have everything you need here? - Mm-hmm. 207 00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:02,061 That's a nice sweater. - Oh, thank you. 208 00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:03,110 Cashmere? 209 00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:08,906 Mr Daly. 210 00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:10,703 Got that new ETA on the update patch. 211 00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:12,580 New ETA? 212 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:15,663 Yeah, it's all good but now we're looking at December 24th for rollout. 213 00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:17,429 We don't patch until Christmas Eve? 214 00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:19,860 Well, yeah, I mean, with the alterations you approved. 215 00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:26,580 OK, OK. 216 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:28,860 Thank you. - OK. 217 00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:36,589 Hey, Robert. - Hi. 218 00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:39,267 Um, I was just gonna fix a coffee, do you want one? 219 00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:43,063 Sure. - OK. 220 00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:47,540 Uh, vanilla latte, with skim milk. 221 00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:50,624 Okey-dokes. - OK. 222 00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:55,390 Absolutely. 223 00:14:58,150 --> 00:15:01,541 Mm-hmm, well, yes, they are great numbers. 224 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:03,070 OK. Mm-hmm. 225 00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:05,100 Ta-ta. 226 00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:07,668 Total fucking shitwit. 227 00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:09,745 Do you want coffee? 228 00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:12,259 Um, Brushed Suede, thank you. 229 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,981 So how you settling in? Are you settling in? 230 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,549 Uh, yeah, yeah. 231 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,980 Everyone here is really friendly. 232 00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:25,546 And, um, it is not like my last job, thank God. 233 00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:26,830 Yeah? 234 00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:28,907 It was a toxic workplace, you know? 235 00:15:28,950 --> 00:15:34,150 My boss was a major-league bully and it's not like here. 236 00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:36,029 Like with, uh, Mr... - Walton. 237 00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:38,141 Yeah. - Oh, yeah, he's a really good guy. 238 00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:39,710 He's a bit of a player. 239 00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:43,228 Chuck a ham sandwich across the room, he'll fuck it before it hits the ground. 240 00:15:43,270 --> 00:15:44,863 But he's basically an alright bloke. 241 00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:46,984 OK, well... 242 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,985 There's, uh, two bosses here anyway, so, I guess... 243 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,305 Two how? 244 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:53,230 Robert Daly. 245 00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:54,867 Oh! 246 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,300 I mean, well, yeah, technically. 247 00:15:58,270 --> 00:16:01,149 Mr Daly is actually the whole reason that I'm here. 248 00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:02,590 Really? Interesting. 249 00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:05,782 I mean, who wouldn't want to work under an incredible mind like that? 250 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:09,745 You know, his coding is... It's sublime. 251 00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:11,670 Do you have a thing for him? 252 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,070 Daly? No, no. 253 00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:16,783 No. It's not like that. 254 00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,867 It's purely professional. 255 00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:20,390 I like his code. 256 00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:22,750 Oh, fucking hell, I was gonna say, you know... 257 00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:25,305 Don't be too nice to him, cos he gets a bit stare-y. 258 00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:31,146 Wide berth, that's my advice. 259 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,340 Wide berth. 260 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:33,910 OK. - Yeah. 261 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:34,950 Thank you. 262 00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:42,185 There you go. - Thank you. 263 00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:13,227 - Bye! - No bye! I'm coming. 264 00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:14,670 No, suck a dick, Karl. 265 00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:42,108 Welcome to Callister. 266 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,981 Thank you. - You're welcome. 267 00:18:55,790 --> 00:18:57,110 Goddamnit, Robert! 268 00:18:58,110 --> 00:18:59,180 Christmas Eve, really? 269 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:01,700 Not OK. 270 00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:19,990 Hello? 271 00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:30,310 Oh, boy, it looks like there's a new girl in the office. 272 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,860 What's your name, hun? 273 00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:36,550 Come in. Let me fix you a drink. 274 00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:40,470 We have everything from Bengarian phlegm shots to, uh... 275 00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:43,824 Ooh, distilled root blood from the Cangor quadrant. 276 00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:45,390 What's your poison? 277 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,821 Some of this actually is poison, so don't be shy. 278 00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:50,426 Am I dreaming? 279 00:21:51,790 --> 00:21:54,430 Yeah. No, no, 'fraid not. 280 00:21:54,470 --> 00:21:56,826 I remember dreaming. - Me too. 281 00:21:57,470 --> 00:21:58,984 But where, where am I? 282 00:21:59,190 --> 00:22:01,989 This is USS Callister, Space Fleet's finest. 283 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:05,148 Exploring the furthest reaches of the known universe and beyond. 284 00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:09,469 We are its loyal space crew and now, apparently, so are you - cheers. 285 00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:14,667 Your name? Babe, what's your name? - Nanette. 286 00:22:15,310 --> 00:22:16,460 But we've met. 287 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:20,304 Maybe, in the real world. I wouldn't have no way of knowing. 288 00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:22,299 What do you mean? 289 00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:24,822 You, you, you'd better sit down. 290 00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:27,180 No, I don't, I don't wanna sit down. 291 00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:29,702 I wanna know what's going on. 292 00:22:30,070 --> 00:22:31,743 You're on board Robert Daly's ship. 293 00:22:32,430 --> 00:22:34,626 Robert Daly the CTO? 294 00:22:35,590 --> 00:22:37,582 Here, he's Captain Daly, our fearless leader. 295 00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:40,270 Yeah, you're seriously gonna need to sit the fuck down. 296 00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:43,430 Welcome. 297 00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:48,861 You are, um, hey, hey, you're the intern from work right, Nate? 298 00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,583 Packer, Nate Packer. 299 00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:53,982 Wait, so I'm still just the intern out there? 300 00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:55,706 Jesus... 301 00:22:56,350 --> 00:22:58,262 You're, um... You're...? 302 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,269 Dudani, diagnostics. 303 00:23:01,350 --> 00:23:02,350 Welcome. 304 00:23:02,910 --> 00:23:03,910 Right... 305 00:23:07,390 --> 00:23:09,825 You're the receptionist, right? - Elena. 306 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:13,940 Your skin is blue... - Weird blue alien skin, I know. 307 00:23:13,990 --> 00:23:17,825 It's fucked up, almost sort of racist. 308 00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:22,109 Uh... - OK, Walt! 309 00:23:22,310 --> 00:23:23,310 Fix her something. 310 00:23:23,350 --> 00:23:25,421 Something she'll recognise. Vodka. 311 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:27,507 So what's it like out there now? - What? 312 00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:29,906 - Like, what year is it? - Wait, don't do her head in. 313 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:33,421 What year? I... I saw you today. 314 00:23:33,510 --> 00:23:36,628 Ooh, did you see me? Did I look thin? Hmm? 315 00:23:37,190 --> 00:23:38,749 Like wheatgrass, yoga thin? 316 00:23:39,510 --> 00:23:41,342 Can we not pop her fucking mind? 317 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,504 Someone needs to be straight with me right now. 318 00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:45,901 OK. 319 00:23:45,990 --> 00:23:47,185 OK, listen. 320 00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:49,630 This is Infinity. 321 00:23:50,510 --> 00:23:55,505 That's what we're all inside, that's where all of this exists. 322 00:23:56,390 --> 00:23:57,585 Infinity, the game? 323 00:23:58,630 --> 00:24:03,182 Daly's got his own modded version of Infinity reskinned to look like his favourite TV show. 324 00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:05,223 Space Thing? Space Thing... 325 00:24:05,270 --> 00:24:07,501 Space Fleet, hence the groovy decor. 326 00:24:07,550 --> 00:24:09,109 And this tasteful get-up. 327 00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:13,942 Infinity. That, that's an online game, like a multiplayer deal... This... 328 00:24:13,990 --> 00:24:18,860 This is his development build, sealed off so he can control it. 329 00:24:18,910 --> 00:24:22,460 He keeps it offline so the custom code he's written can't be detected and deleted. 330 00:24:22,550 --> 00:24:26,430 Mm, yes. It's a bubble universe ruled by an asshole god. 331 00:24:28,110 --> 00:24:29,110 He... 332 00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:33,261 put us in, in here? 333 00:24:33,510 --> 00:24:35,308 Mm-hmm. Drink your vodka. 334 00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:38,866 How do we get out? - No, really, drink it. 335 00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:40,990 Drink it. 336 00:24:44,870 --> 00:24:47,066 You can't leave. - What! 337 00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:51,468 None of us can. Because you're not actually you. 338 00:24:51,510 --> 00:24:53,627 What? - I know it's mental... 339 00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:56,540 but you're a copy of you. 340 00:24:56,590 --> 00:24:58,104 A digital clone. - No. 341 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,347 No I am... I'm me. 342 00:25:00,390 --> 00:25:02,700 - I am me. I'm me. - No, not the real you. 343 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:06,027 Daly's created an identical digital version of you - 344 00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:10,747 of all of us - from your DNA, he'll have harvested it somehow. 345 00:25:10,790 --> 00:25:13,385 Oh, he told me he got mine from the rim of a smoothie cup. 346 00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:15,422 He retrieved Packer's juices from the bathroom... 347 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:18,110 Man, you have got to let that go, she does not need details. 348 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:19,709 Yeah, basically he's got a gizmo. 349 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:21,726 I theorise an advanced biometric DNA virtual clone... 350 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,710 Yes, he's got a fucking gizmo, that's what I said. 351 00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:26,629 He fed your DNA in, he put you inside his computer 352 00:25:26,670 --> 00:25:28,502 and bam, you pop up here like a Pop Tart. 353 00:25:29,510 --> 00:25:30,790 Yeah, we've all been through it. 354 00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:34,787 He brings us in for different reasons, just shit we did in the office. 355 00:25:35,670 --> 00:25:37,263 I called him out for staring. 356 00:25:37,310 --> 00:25:40,303 I reset admin permissions on a test build for 14 minutes. 357 00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:41,864 Insufficient smiling. 358 00:25:41,950 --> 00:25:43,987 I brought him the wrong sandwich. 359 00:25:44,030 --> 00:25:47,865 OK, never mind the reasons, the point is that we're stuck in Daly's playground 360 00:25:47,910 --> 00:25:49,583 and that's all you need to know. 361 00:25:49,630 --> 00:25:50,700 This is a dream. 362 00:25:51,630 --> 00:25:53,303 Yeah, it has to be. 363 00:25:54,070 --> 00:25:58,747 It's more like an eternal waking nightmare from which there is no escape. 364 00:25:59,990 --> 00:26:02,585 No, no. No, no, no! 365 00:26:02,630 --> 00:26:05,429 For fuck's sake, I'm trying to break her in gently! 366 00:26:05,470 --> 00:26:07,270 The quicker she gets it, the easier it'll be. 367 00:26:08,870 --> 00:26:10,099 Daddy's home. 368 00:26:10,470 --> 00:26:11,950 He'll be here any moment. 369 00:26:12,830 --> 00:26:14,708 No... I'm gonna get out of here! 370 00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:16,343 Whoa, you gotta stay on the bridge. 371 00:26:16,390 --> 00:26:18,950 He controls everything, he does shit to make us... 372 00:26:18,990 --> 00:26:20,788 Get off! - cooperate. You have no idea. 373 00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:22,504 I'm trying to help you. - Leave it. 374 00:26:22,550 --> 00:26:24,621 He's gonna fuck us all up if she doesn't play ball! 375 00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:27,070 She's gonna have to work it out for herself, like we all did. 376 00:26:38,190 --> 00:26:40,466 There's gotta be a way out... Come on! 377 00:26:59,510 --> 00:27:02,503 Lieutenant Cole, welcome aboard. 378 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:07,347 Crew, we have a new member of the team. Science Officer, Nanette Cole. 379 00:27:07,430 --> 00:27:08,659 Please take your post. 380 00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:13,144 I believe we've finally managed to track Valdack to an unchartered planet. 381 00:27:13,550 --> 00:27:14,550 No. 382 00:27:14,910 --> 00:27:16,230 Take your post, that is an order. 383 00:27:16,270 --> 00:27:18,944 I'm not doing this. 384 00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:23,179 The whole thing's much better if you let yourself get into it. 385 00:27:23,230 --> 00:27:27,827 If you think that I'm playing along with your Space Force bullshit... 386 00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:29,463 Space Fleet. - Whatever! 387 00:27:29,550 --> 00:27:31,303 You can think again. - This is my ship. 388 00:27:32,910 --> 00:27:36,620 I am your captain, an order is an order. - Then go fuck yourself... 389 00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:39,070 sir. 390 00:27:39,270 --> 00:27:40,270 OK. 391 00:27:41,430 --> 00:27:42,989 So, we're doing it this way. 392 00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:48,628 What, are you gonna throw a fireball? 393 00:28:00,630 --> 00:28:01,630 Oh, dear! 394 00:28:01,710 --> 00:28:04,703 You can't see, you can't breathe. 395 00:28:05,510 --> 00:28:06,580 Unpleasant, isn't it? 396 00:28:09,150 --> 00:28:10,300 Do you submit? 397 00:28:11,870 --> 00:28:13,145 You won't die, you know. 398 00:28:15,230 --> 00:28:18,189 No-one dies in here unless I want them to. 399 00:28:19,550 --> 00:28:23,544 I can keep you like this forever if I feel like it. 400 00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:26,981 Forever gasping for breath with a mouth that isn't there. 401 00:28:27,470 --> 00:28:30,190 Do you submit? 402 00:28:33,390 --> 00:28:35,109 Good girl. 403 00:28:42,790 --> 00:28:46,466 Lieutenant Cole, Valdack's hideout - triangulate the signal, please. 404 00:29:05,350 --> 00:29:08,149 It's any button, they're all the same. 405 00:29:11,030 --> 00:29:12,384 Well? 406 00:29:12,790 --> 00:29:17,626 I'm getting a signal from a classified planet, Rannotch... 407 00:29:17,670 --> 00:29:18,740 Rannoch. 408 00:29:20,070 --> 00:29:21,550 Planet Rannoch. 409 00:29:23,230 --> 00:29:24,230 Excellent. 410 00:29:24,270 --> 00:29:26,227 Dudani, prepare the transmat system. 411 00:29:26,270 --> 00:29:28,660 Of course, Captain. - Walton, Packer, Lowry with me. 412 00:29:29,150 --> 00:29:31,346 We'll transport down to the planet, reclaim the crystal 413 00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:32,585 and bring Valdack to justice. 414 00:29:34,950 --> 00:29:36,270 Actually, Cole... 415 00:29:37,270 --> 00:29:38,465 you come, too. 416 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:41,309 Perfect opportunity for you to prove you're more than a recommendation 417 00:29:41,350 --> 00:29:43,342 from Space Fleet. What do you say? 418 00:29:53,430 --> 00:29:55,501 Mr Dudani, transport. - Aye aye, captain. 419 00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:14,341 Breathable atmosphere. 420 00:30:16,430 --> 00:30:19,104 Scanning for plasmorthium traces. 421 00:30:21,510 --> 00:30:23,547 Crystal's this way, let's go. 422 00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:26,908 - Nate... Hey, Nate... - Helmsman Packer, OK? 423 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,384 You gotta call me Helmsman Packer. 424 00:30:28,430 --> 00:30:30,006 He hates it when we don't use our proper titles. 425 00:30:30,030 --> 00:30:31,305 OK. You got a gun, so... 426 00:30:31,350 --> 00:30:32,606 Not gonna happen. - Take him out! 427 00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:35,065 Then give it to me! - OK, one, our guns don't even work. 428 00:30:35,110 --> 00:30:39,980 Only his does - and two, the motherfucker is invincible, OK? Come on, let's go. 429 00:30:44,430 --> 00:30:45,705 At least you've got a gun. 430 00:30:50,870 --> 00:30:52,020 Captain... - Shh. 431 00:30:52,070 --> 00:30:54,221 We meet again, Captain Daly! 432 00:30:58,790 --> 00:30:59,826 We're trapped! 433 00:31:00,870 --> 00:31:02,190 Not advisable. 434 00:31:02,470 --> 00:31:05,781 My plasma grenade will turn you into screaming soup. 435 00:31:06,150 --> 00:31:07,630 He's not going to kill us, captain. 436 00:31:07,670 --> 00:31:10,822 He had the element of surprise, he'd have done it when he had the chance. 437 00:31:11,430 --> 00:31:14,787 Haven't worked out how to use the crystal, have you, Valdack? 438 00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:17,823 It's true, I require your Space Fleet knowledge. 439 00:31:18,270 --> 00:31:20,705 But it's also true that you're gonna give it to me. 440 00:31:21,390 --> 00:31:22,301 Don't be so sure. 441 00:31:24,590 --> 00:31:25,944 Jesus, I... - Shh! 442 00:31:26,950 --> 00:31:31,741 Let's see how your resolve holds up once you're devoured one by one 443 00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:35,067 by my Arachnajax! 444 00:31:37,070 --> 00:31:38,106 Holy shit! Oh, my God! 445 00:31:38,150 --> 00:31:39,789 We're all gonna die! 446 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:54,782 Killing us won't make us tell you how the crystal works, Valdack. 447 00:31:55,430 --> 00:31:56,750 We will never... 448 00:31:59,270 --> 00:32:01,830 Hold on, I think my pizza's here. 449 00:32:03,150 --> 00:32:05,540 Pause game. 450 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:09,266 What's happening? 451 00:32:09,830 --> 00:32:15,110 You heard him, he paused the game cos he's got a pizza delivery, out there. 452 00:32:23,230 --> 00:32:24,230 Hold on! 453 00:32:35,310 --> 00:32:37,108 Watch out, he'll be back soon. 454 00:32:37,270 --> 00:32:40,661 That's good. This launcher's heavy as shit! 455 00:32:42,830 --> 00:32:43,830 How you holding up? 456 00:32:44,070 --> 00:32:45,504 You know, we're existing. 457 00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:48,304 How you doing, Gillian? 458 00:32:51,790 --> 00:32:52,790 Well, yeah. 459 00:32:55,150 --> 00:32:57,540 - You look great... - Her name's Gillian. 460 00:32:58,270 --> 00:33:02,901 She was in marketing. - Yeah, Daly turned her into... THAT 461 00:33:02,950 --> 00:33:05,340 cos she wouldn't play along when he cloned her into here. 462 00:33:05,390 --> 00:33:08,428 This universe is littered with things like her - 463 00:33:08,510 --> 00:33:10,422 poor fuckers who stepped out of line. 464 00:33:13,150 --> 00:33:14,186 Thank you. - Thanks. 465 00:33:22,110 --> 00:33:23,749 Here comes Captain Dick. 466 00:33:23,790 --> 00:33:24,701 Hey. 467 00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:26,707 Hey, hey! 468 00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:29,267 "Get you! I'm gonna get you..." 469 00:33:29,310 --> 00:33:30,310 Hey, hey! 470 00:33:34,230 --> 00:33:39,180 If we die, the secret of the crystal dies with us, Valdack. 471 00:33:39,310 --> 00:33:43,190 Oh, my God! We all are gonna die! 472 00:33:43,350 --> 00:33:45,945 Valdack? 473 00:33:46,790 --> 00:33:50,067 What is it, captain? Final words? 474 00:33:52,070 --> 00:33:53,470 Over there! 475 00:33:53,510 --> 00:33:55,069 A naked lady! 476 00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:57,464 Where? Really? 477 00:34:02,630 --> 00:34:04,383 Great plan, captain. 478 00:34:05,590 --> 00:34:07,263 Unparalleled tactics, captain! 479 00:34:11,470 --> 00:34:14,588 We've fought many battles, haven't we, captain? 480 00:34:14,630 --> 00:34:18,863 We have. - And I've been a good adversary for you... 481 00:34:19,830 --> 00:34:20,830 have I not? 482 00:34:24,990 --> 00:34:26,583 Then please... 483 00:34:31,030 --> 00:34:32,100 end it. 484 00:34:33,110 --> 00:34:34,110 Please... 485 00:34:42,190 --> 00:34:45,069 Killing in cold blood is against Space Fleet code. 486 00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:47,265 Wish I could help. 487 00:34:47,910 --> 00:34:48,910 Pl... 488 00:34:54,630 --> 00:34:55,859 Sorry, bud. 489 00:35:00,270 --> 00:35:01,829 Take him to the brig. 490 00:35:03,030 --> 00:35:04,066 No... 491 00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:06,104 - Dudani. - Captain? 492 00:35:06,150 --> 00:35:07,982 Transport us aboard. - Yes, Captain. 493 00:35:08,030 --> 00:35:10,306 - No more... - It's OK. 494 00:35:13,310 --> 00:35:15,029 - Hip hip... - Hooray! 495 00:35:15,270 --> 00:35:16,989 Hip hip... - Hooray! 496 00:35:33,110 --> 00:35:34,590 That wasn't very nice. 497 00:35:40,990 --> 00:35:42,150 Today, I will show you mercy. 498 00:35:42,990 --> 00:35:44,583 Great mercy-showing, captain. - Shh! 499 00:35:44,630 --> 00:35:48,863 Tomorrow, you should reconsider your amenability. 500 00:35:49,630 --> 00:35:52,225 I may not be feeling so benevolent. 501 00:35:57,270 --> 00:35:58,270 Exit game. 502 00:35:59,550 --> 00:36:00,779 Oh, fucking hell. 503 00:36:00,830 --> 00:36:01,946 This was tense. 504 00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:04,582 I don't like tense. 505 00:36:05,470 --> 00:36:07,029 Drink? - Mm-hmm. 506 00:36:10,070 --> 00:36:12,027 - So how was the mission? - Wasn't too bad. 507 00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:13,424 Usual standoff storyline. 508 00:36:13,790 --> 00:36:16,624 Ooh, saw Gillian from marketing. - Oh, that's nice. 509 00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:20,022 There is no way that I am kissing that asshole. 510 00:36:20,070 --> 00:36:21,948 Then he's just gonna get more and more pissed. 511 00:36:21,990 --> 00:36:24,221 How about you kiss him, then? - You get used to it. 512 00:36:24,310 --> 00:36:25,949 It's quite... There's no tongues. 513 00:36:26,190 --> 00:36:28,580 If that's any consolation, there's never any tongues. 514 00:36:28,630 --> 00:36:30,110 Doing tongues is not Space Fleet way. 515 00:36:30,150 --> 00:36:32,904 Mm. It's not like it can get beyond kissing, anyway. 516 00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:34,190 What do you mean? 517 00:36:34,710 --> 00:36:36,383 Oh, you haven't noticed? 518 00:36:39,350 --> 00:36:43,583 What are you doing? Please... Please don't do that, don't... 519 00:36:43,630 --> 00:36:45,622 Oh, my God! Oh, oh! - Yes. 520 00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:48,310 Oh. - There's no genitals in Space Fleet. 521 00:36:48,950 --> 00:36:50,543 This is a wholesome universe. 522 00:36:50,630 --> 00:36:52,223 He must've modified our code that way. 523 00:36:52,350 --> 00:36:54,421 Mm, we're all the same. 524 00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:56,606 If you don't believe me, take a look down there. 525 00:36:56,630 --> 00:36:59,190 We have tried grinding our mounds together out of sheer boredom. 526 00:37:02,230 --> 00:37:03,380 No sensation at all. 527 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:04,659 Can't even shit. 528 00:37:05,870 --> 00:37:09,181 Can't even have the basic fucking pleasure of pushing out a shit. 529 00:37:09,470 --> 00:37:10,950 I miss taking shit. 530 00:37:11,870 --> 00:37:12,870 OK. 531 00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:19,390 Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line. 532 00:37:19,950 --> 00:37:21,907 We are gonna get this bastard. - No. 533 00:37:22,190 --> 00:37:24,500 Yeah. - We've tried a million times. 534 00:37:24,870 --> 00:37:25,870 No way out. 535 00:37:26,990 --> 00:37:29,221 Walton. Come on, Walton. 536 00:37:29,670 --> 00:37:31,310 Like I said, he's an asshole god! 537 00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:33,150 Mm-mm. 538 00:37:34,270 --> 00:37:36,182 Daly's smart but he's not a god. 539 00:37:38,150 --> 00:37:39,345 He's a coder. 540 00:37:40,590 --> 00:37:41,944 He is fallible. 541 00:37:47,910 --> 00:37:48,910 Kabir. 542 00:37:49,710 --> 00:37:52,145 What was that thing he was holding in his hand? 543 00:37:52,190 --> 00:37:53,624 That scanner thing? 544 00:37:53,670 --> 00:37:55,946 His Omni coder, primary communications device. 545 00:37:55,990 --> 00:37:57,982 You said he kept his version of the game offline. 546 00:37:58,030 --> 00:38:01,740 But the Omni coder made contact with the outside world 547 00:38:01,790 --> 00:38:04,464 when the pizza came, so it's gotta be connected to his, uh... 548 00:38:04,510 --> 00:38:05,864 his home system, at least. 549 00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:07,503 The Omni coder's gone. - It loads 550 00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:09,886 when he loads and it goes when he goes and that's the only one. 551 00:38:09,910 --> 00:38:10,910 No. 552 00:38:11,910 --> 00:38:14,266 There has got to be a way to connect. 553 00:38:16,110 --> 00:38:18,909 You won't hack in, I've tried. 554 00:38:19,870 --> 00:38:20,870 I haven't. 555 00:38:34,910 --> 00:38:36,344 Bingo. 556 00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:40,943 Oh, that's good. - Yeah. 557 00:38:40,990 --> 00:38:42,583 This is part of Infinity's front end. 558 00:38:42,630 --> 00:38:45,145 You can invite a friend with a custom message. 559 00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:48,183 A message to outside? Just one. 140 characters maximum. 560 00:38:48,510 --> 00:38:49,944 So who you gonna contact? 561 00:38:59,590 --> 00:39:02,059 Thirteenth floor. 562 00:39:02,510 --> 00:39:04,308 Welcome to Callister. 563 00:39:04,950 --> 00:39:05,950 Hey, Elena. 564 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:07,146 Hi. 565 00:39:18,350 --> 00:39:21,104 You need me to buzz you in? - What? Uh, no, no, I... 566 00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:22,664 I got that for you. - Oh, thank you. 567 00:39:22,710 --> 00:39:23,710 After you. 568 00:39:28,110 --> 00:39:30,102 Um, Mr Daly, hi. 569 00:39:30,990 --> 00:39:31,990 Hi. 570 00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:34,268 Um, can I talk to you for a second? 571 00:39:38,350 --> 00:39:42,344 Did you just send me an Infinity invite? 572 00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:44,823 Wha...? No. 573 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,780 It was really weird, it had a message attached. 574 00:39:48,430 --> 00:39:51,502 Something about people trapped in a game. 575 00:39:52,230 --> 00:39:54,028 Probably just a spam bot. 576 00:39:54,070 --> 00:39:55,902 Firewall doesn't always get them all. 577 00:39:55,950 --> 00:39:58,943 Yeah. - I wouldn't, I wouldn't worry about it. 578 00:40:00,110 --> 00:40:02,500 Didn't open a link, did you? 579 00:40:02,550 --> 00:40:03,550 Oh, God, no. 580 00:40:04,230 --> 00:40:06,665 Maybe just upgrade your security software. - Alright. 581 00:40:08,470 --> 00:40:09,470 Have a good one. 582 00:40:27,670 --> 00:40:29,263 Oh... Yeah... 583 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:32,902 Could you please, please cut that shit out? 584 00:40:32,950 --> 00:40:34,304 Trying to make it like a hobby. 585 00:40:34,470 --> 00:40:36,507 Oh... Yeah, yeah... 586 00:40:38,030 --> 00:40:39,384 Oh... That's good. 587 00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:41,541 Guys! 588 00:40:41,590 --> 00:40:43,550 Way too early, he's only been at work a few hours. 589 00:40:44,790 --> 00:40:46,383 She got the message! 590 00:40:46,990 --> 00:40:48,583 I did it. I... 591 00:40:48,870 --> 00:40:49,781 That's me! 592 00:40:49,830 --> 00:40:52,470 That's me or the cops or something! 593 00:40:52,510 --> 00:40:54,149 Oh, we are getting out of here. 594 00:41:19,550 --> 00:41:21,621 What is Space Fleet? 595 00:41:24,990 --> 00:41:26,583 I'll tell you what it is. 596 00:41:28,430 --> 00:41:31,070 It is a belief system... 597 00:41:32,870 --> 00:41:35,066 founded on the very best of human nature. 598 00:41:37,990 --> 00:41:42,542 It is a goal for us to strive towards... 599 00:41:44,630 --> 00:41:46,861 For the betterment of the universe. 600 00:41:48,510 --> 00:41:50,183 For the betterment of life itself. 601 00:41:55,110 --> 00:42:00,947 And you assholes are fucking it up! - I did it. I did it. I did it! 602 00:42:01,870 --> 00:42:04,942 I sent the message. It was me. 603 00:42:06,230 --> 00:42:07,505 No-one else was involved. 604 00:42:08,350 --> 00:42:09,350 I swear. 605 00:42:09,390 --> 00:42:11,347 I tried the carrot, now meet the stick. - No, no. 606 00:42:11,390 --> 00:42:14,303 This is gonna make you happy, Daly, cos you're sick. 607 00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:17,900 And you need help. 608 00:42:18,830 --> 00:42:20,150 No, don't, don't! 609 00:42:20,550 --> 00:42:24,624 Captain, captain, please. 610 00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:28,543 OK, look, she's new. She'll behave. 611 00:42:29,550 --> 00:42:30,745 We'll all behave. 612 00:42:32,590 --> 00:42:38,461 Just let her off... Let her off this once, pl... Please. 613 00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:42,750 OK. 614 00:42:42,790 --> 00:42:44,110 OK. 615 00:42:48,310 --> 00:42:50,222 No! Don't kill her, no! 616 00:42:50,270 --> 00:42:51,545 No, no! No! 617 00:43:13,070 --> 00:43:15,869 You know what makes me happy? 618 00:43:16,910 --> 00:43:18,822 The look on your face right now. 619 00:43:21,510 --> 00:43:25,504 Dudani, Walton, Tulaska, take this thing to the brig with Valdack. 620 00:43:25,550 --> 00:43:27,701 Packer, find a barren planet we can dump her on. 621 00:43:32,470 --> 00:43:36,942 And you, you can just stay here and think about your attitude. 622 00:43:38,270 --> 00:43:39,270 Exit game. 623 00:44:39,830 --> 00:44:41,423 Update patch. 624 00:44:44,630 --> 00:44:46,064 The update patch! 625 00:44:48,030 --> 00:44:49,180 It's there, there. 626 00:44:50,350 --> 00:44:51,784 So what? It's a wormhole. 627 00:44:51,910 --> 00:44:55,950 Uh-uh, that is the Christmas update patch pre-installing itself. 628 00:44:56,190 --> 00:44:59,661 The wormhole - it's just how the game's expressing the uplink. 629 00:44:59,710 --> 00:45:00,587 So? 630 00:45:00,630 --> 00:45:02,911 So Daly's custom build is still connected to the Internet. 631 00:45:03,110 --> 00:45:04,260 In some way. 632 00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:06,700 If this is another one of your plans, just stop 633 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:08,343 before somebody else gets monsterfied. 634 00:45:08,390 --> 00:45:10,461 No, no, this, this can work. 635 00:45:10,510 --> 00:45:13,503 We can't get online access from the ship, he'll have crippled permission. 636 00:45:13,550 --> 00:45:17,146 Yes, but what if we fly into the wormhole? 637 00:45:17,870 --> 00:45:19,099 Like, on purpose? 638 00:45:19,190 --> 00:45:21,580 We'd hit the system firewall. - Exactly. 639 00:45:21,990 --> 00:45:23,947 And have our rogue coding deleted. - Yeah. 640 00:45:24,150 --> 00:45:26,540 Deleted, as in...? - As in die. 641 00:45:26,590 --> 00:45:29,469 Whether it's dying would depend largely on your philosophical position 642 00:45:29,510 --> 00:45:32,271 regarding sentient code but... - We would cease to exist, that's true. 643 00:45:32,390 --> 00:45:33,619 But we'd be free. 644 00:45:35,030 --> 00:45:37,545 We'd be free. 645 00:45:39,790 --> 00:45:42,669 But this is academic since we have no means of getting to the wormhole. 646 00:45:42,710 --> 00:45:45,020 There's no way to pilot the damn thing without Daly here. 647 00:45:45,070 --> 00:45:46,948 He'd stop us like that. 648 00:45:46,990 --> 00:45:49,425 What about if he's logged in but on pause? 649 00:45:49,470 --> 00:45:52,190 Like when his pizza came, he was just frozen there. 650 00:45:52,230 --> 00:45:55,223 Flying would be possible but that wormhole's a whole parsec away, 651 00:45:55,270 --> 00:45:56,863 we'd never reach it before he got back. 652 00:45:56,910 --> 00:45:58,708 Unless we stalled him for longer. 653 00:45:58,830 --> 00:46:00,230 And that we do how? 654 00:46:00,270 --> 00:46:04,025 If we can get Daly's Omni coder, we can make a phone call, right? 655 00:46:04,270 --> 00:46:05,310 Theoretically, yes, but... 656 00:46:05,350 --> 00:46:08,343 If we can get real me on the phone again, I, um... 657 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:10,909 I may have some leverage. - Leverage? 658 00:46:10,950 --> 00:46:12,669 Mm-hm. - On yourself? 659 00:46:13,590 --> 00:46:14,590 Like what? 660 00:46:14,950 --> 00:46:17,385 My, uh, photocloud account. 661 00:46:17,670 --> 00:46:21,550 I know the password, obviously, there's some pretty... 662 00:46:23,630 --> 00:46:27,510 interesting images on there that I should have deleted a while ago but I didn't. 663 00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:30,505 So, we can blackmail me. 664 00:46:31,190 --> 00:46:35,548 I'm pretty sure that I'd do anything to keep those photos from getting out. 665 00:46:35,590 --> 00:46:37,070 Must be pretty pictures. - Look. 666 00:46:37,590 --> 00:46:41,106 If this is going to work, we all have to be in on it. 667 00:46:43,470 --> 00:46:44,470 OK? 668 00:46:46,830 --> 00:46:51,029 Flying into certain death in a wormhole beats another 10,000 years with Captain Ass. 669 00:46:52,670 --> 00:46:54,229 I'm in. - OK. 670 00:46:56,790 --> 00:46:57,790 Me too. 671 00:46:59,470 --> 00:47:00,470 Also me. 672 00:47:03,110 --> 00:47:06,342 Well, I am out. 673 00:47:09,470 --> 00:47:11,905 Daly won. Daly's always won. 674 00:47:12,070 --> 00:47:15,859 We just have to get on with it cos we don't have a chance. 675 00:47:15,910 --> 00:47:16,910 Yes, we do. 676 00:47:18,350 --> 00:47:22,344 We fly into the wormhole and we are extinct. 677 00:47:22,790 --> 00:47:25,305 We are gone. We are rid of his shit. 678 00:47:25,790 --> 00:47:26,940 Sounds peachy. 679 00:47:28,030 --> 00:47:29,146 What is with you? 680 00:47:30,110 --> 00:47:31,385 Don't you wanna fight back? 681 00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:34,390 Why won't you fight back? 682 00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:36,270 Tommy. 683 00:47:37,190 --> 00:47:38,670 Who is Tommy? - He's my son. 684 00:47:41,030 --> 00:47:42,030 He's six years old. 685 00:47:42,430 --> 00:47:44,820 At least he was when I woke up in here. 686 00:47:45,870 --> 00:47:49,910 See, in the early days of this ship, it was just me and Daly. 687 00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:54,387 I was his pet project. 688 00:47:55,190 --> 00:47:59,867 He tried everything to break me and I withstood it all 689 00:48:00,510 --> 00:48:07,064 cos just thought there was still a chance I could get out and see my boy again. 690 00:48:07,710 --> 00:48:09,906 In a way I was right, I did get to see him again. 691 00:48:12,270 --> 00:48:13,465 Just not the real him. 692 00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:17,983 Daly told me what happened. 693 00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:23,067 Back on the outside, the real me, uh... 694 00:48:23,870 --> 00:48:27,625 brought Tommy to work one day, show him around. 695 00:48:27,670 --> 00:48:30,105 He would've loved seeing all those computers. 696 00:48:31,670 --> 00:48:33,309 He's really into that stuff. 697 00:48:34,270 --> 00:48:38,264 Anyway, evidently Tommy had a lollipop that day. 698 00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:43,190 That's all Daly needed. 699 00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:53,586 He copied him in here. 700 00:48:54,550 --> 00:48:55,745 It was Tommy alright. 701 00:48:58,550 --> 00:49:00,189 As alike in every way. 702 00:49:00,470 --> 00:49:01,470 Dad! 703 00:49:03,870 --> 00:49:05,384 You know what he did to him? 704 00:49:07,710 --> 00:49:08,621 Tommy! 705 00:49:08,670 --> 00:49:11,344 He took Tommy and he threw him out of the airlock... 706 00:49:11,990 --> 00:49:14,380 Tommy! - Daddy! 707 00:49:15,070 --> 00:49:16,823 right out into space. 708 00:49:17,510 --> 00:49:18,510 Daddy! 709 00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:22,025 He made me watch. 710 00:49:24,870 --> 00:49:26,350 Tommy! 711 00:49:30,430 --> 00:49:33,104 Have you ever seen an unsuited body compress in space? 712 00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:38,750 They freeze... 713 00:49:40,830 --> 00:49:43,823 and crack like a porcelain doll. 714 00:49:57,030 --> 00:50:03,345 I take my hat off to Daly, the detail in this place is exceptional. 715 00:50:07,150 --> 00:50:10,746 And he said he'd do it again, and again 716 00:50:10,830 --> 00:50:13,061 cos Daly's still got Tommy's DNA. 717 00:50:13,790 --> 00:50:15,702 He's got all of our DNA. 718 00:50:16,390 --> 00:50:19,622 He keeps it in his bedroom in a fucking mini-fridge by his desk. 719 00:50:20,470 --> 00:50:23,861 And so I have to stay in line 720 00:50:24,750 --> 00:50:28,346 because even if we die in here, he can bring us back. 721 00:50:28,470 --> 00:50:31,941 He can bring Tommy back whenever he wants... 722 00:50:33,590 --> 00:50:35,627 and God knows how he'd take it out on him. 723 00:50:37,630 --> 00:50:38,859 God knows what he'd do. 724 00:50:41,110 --> 00:50:45,309 So you see, what choice do I have? 725 00:50:52,670 --> 00:50:53,670 Walton. 726 00:50:55,470 --> 00:50:59,180 We are going to get that fucking lollipop. 727 00:51:01,830 --> 00:51:03,344 But you gotta believe me. 728 00:51:05,870 --> 00:51:07,190 Can you do that? 729 00:51:10,550 --> 00:51:11,745 Can you? 730 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,863 Good to see you at your position, Cole. 731 00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:59,424 Captain, you've come at just the right time! 732 00:52:00,390 --> 00:52:01,390 I have? 733 00:52:02,230 --> 00:52:05,029 I'm picking up a distress signal from the surface of Skillane IV. 734 00:52:05,150 --> 00:52:07,790 Looks like a crashed shuttle. 735 00:52:09,550 --> 00:52:10,620 What should we do? 736 00:52:19,230 --> 00:52:21,904 Space Fleet never turn its back on those who need our help. 737 00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:26,584 Dudani, set a course for Skillane IV. - Aye aye, sir. 738 00:52:26,630 --> 00:52:27,905 We'll send a search party. 739 00:52:27,950 --> 00:52:30,670 Packer, Tulaska? - Actually, Captain... 740 00:52:30,710 --> 00:52:33,225 I was thinking maybe you could take me along. 741 00:52:34,110 --> 00:52:41,665 As science officer, I need to learn the ropes and I could use your close attention. 742 00:52:47,510 --> 00:52:48,510 Good. 743 00:52:51,950 --> 00:52:53,100 Yes, good idea. 744 00:53:16,310 --> 00:53:17,664 Atmosphere's good. 745 00:53:20,470 --> 00:53:21,540 Over there. 746 00:53:28,870 --> 00:53:31,829 From here, the shuttle appears to be deserted. 747 00:53:33,670 --> 00:53:35,946 We'll scout the area, check for any lifeforms. 748 00:53:35,990 --> 00:53:36,990 Daly out. 749 00:53:41,270 --> 00:53:43,830 Cole, we should head out this way. 750 00:53:44,310 --> 00:53:46,586 Cole... It's kind of hot here, don't you think? 751 00:53:47,430 --> 00:53:48,466 Oh, my God... 752 00:53:48,990 --> 00:53:50,788 What are you doing, Cole? 753 00:53:50,830 --> 00:53:53,140 The water looks so inviting, doesn't it? 754 00:53:54,350 --> 00:53:56,467 What are you talking about...? 755 00:53:58,070 --> 00:53:59,299 Come on, Robert! 756 00:54:00,230 --> 00:54:01,230 Ooh! 757 00:54:02,470 --> 00:54:04,826 Oh, the water is great! 758 00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:08,379 Swimming is a leisure activity. 759 00:54:08,710 --> 00:54:10,144 We're on Space Fleet duty. 760 00:54:11,150 --> 00:54:12,266 You know what? 761 00:54:13,190 --> 00:54:16,342 We could always say that I started drowning... 762 00:54:17,470 --> 00:54:21,862 and you had to come in and rescue me. 763 00:54:22,630 --> 00:54:23,630 Yeah...? 764 00:54:24,310 --> 00:54:27,030 Oh, what about that? Ohhh! 765 00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:28,546 Come on! 766 00:54:28,870 --> 00:54:30,065 Come on in. 767 00:54:30,430 --> 00:54:32,945 I... Cole. 768 00:54:33,070 --> 00:54:34,550 Come on! 769 00:54:34,590 --> 00:54:35,819 Cole... 770 00:54:37,070 --> 00:54:38,220 Come on. 771 00:54:38,910 --> 00:54:42,142 Come on in, my big Captain. 772 00:54:45,110 --> 00:54:46,110 OK. 773 00:54:48,990 --> 00:54:49,990 Come on. 774 00:54:51,710 --> 00:54:52,939 You gonna take all day? 775 00:54:54,830 --> 00:54:55,866 OK! 776 00:54:56,350 --> 00:54:58,740 OK, I'm coming in. 777 00:55:07,350 --> 00:55:09,148 OK. Gotta patch it in. 778 00:55:13,150 --> 00:55:15,028 It worked. I'm connected. 779 00:55:15,070 --> 00:55:18,620 I can access her PhotoCloud account. - You actually remember that password? 780 00:55:18,670 --> 00:55:21,310 Uppercase Y998, lowercase gb7, uppercase TY, ampersand four. 781 00:55:21,590 --> 00:55:22,660 Secure choice. 782 00:55:27,430 --> 00:55:29,990 There are thousands of images, this could take a while. 783 00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:33,830 Boring life. 784 00:55:46,110 --> 00:55:47,988 God damn... 785 00:55:48,990 --> 00:55:52,142 That is gymnastic physique? 786 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:55,581 It's nice... Nice bedding. 787 00:56:02,190 --> 00:56:04,750 Oh, OK, should, should I keep scrolling? 788 00:56:04,790 --> 00:56:06,190 Any of the last nine would do. 789 00:56:10,670 --> 00:56:11,670 Ow! 790 00:56:13,150 --> 00:56:14,220 Thank you. - Pleasure. 791 00:56:15,070 --> 00:56:17,187 Um, are you heading out for the night? - Yes. 792 00:56:17,350 --> 00:56:20,388 Cos it's Christmas Eve and we've got ten days off work to recover from it. 793 00:56:20,830 --> 00:56:22,742 Go home. - I will. 794 00:56:22,790 --> 00:56:25,259 I just have to finish... - Whatever, Merry Christmas, loser. 795 00:56:25,310 --> 00:56:26,790 Yeah. 796 00:56:27,070 --> 00:56:28,663 OK, Merry Christmas. 797 00:56:38,630 --> 00:56:40,826 Oh, my God! 798 00:56:41,430 --> 00:56:43,023 Elliott, you fucking asshole. 799 00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:58,943 Nanette Cole, we've hacked your PhotoCloud account 800 00:56:58,990 --> 00:57:01,824 and have control of the entire contents of your photo gallery. 801 00:57:02,430 --> 00:57:06,709 Who is this? Um, what, uh, what do you want? 802 00:57:06,990 --> 00:57:10,267 What we want is for you to do exactly as instructed 803 00:57:10,310 --> 00:57:14,020 or your entire gallery will be shared with your friends and your family. 804 00:57:14,630 --> 00:57:15,984 And PornHub. 805 00:57:16,470 --> 00:57:17,506 OK. 806 00:57:17,870 --> 00:57:19,862 Yeah, I'll do what you want... Anything. 807 00:57:21,030 --> 00:57:22,066 I'll do anything. 808 00:57:22,110 --> 00:57:23,966 Then listen very carefully. We don't have much time. 809 00:57:23,990 --> 00:57:26,983 Stand up, get your coat and follow our instructions. 810 00:57:27,030 --> 00:57:28,030 OK. 811 00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:30,745 Where are we going? 812 00:57:30,790 --> 00:57:32,383 We're just swimming. 813 00:57:33,190 --> 00:57:34,340 It's nice, right? 814 00:57:35,110 --> 00:57:36,510 Yes. - Yeah. 815 00:57:37,110 --> 00:57:39,909 We should probably head back. - Help! 816 00:57:39,950 --> 00:57:42,419 Oh! - Something grabbed me, I think! 817 00:57:42,470 --> 00:57:44,427 No, it didn't, I don't think anything did. 818 00:57:44,470 --> 00:57:46,621 I'm sorry, I... I think I, I imagined it. 819 00:57:46,670 --> 00:57:48,707 So stupid. 820 00:57:51,310 --> 00:57:52,630 That's fine... 821 00:58:01,150 --> 00:58:04,587 That's funny. - Yeah, yeah it's funny. It's funny. 822 00:58:10,790 --> 00:58:11,940 Easy, Cole. 823 00:58:23,150 --> 00:58:25,904 I... I'm in position. - OK, we're gonna hang up now. 824 00:58:25,950 --> 00:58:28,446 Make the phone call. Be sure to complete the rest of your mission. 825 00:58:28,470 --> 00:58:29,824 I will. - You better. 826 00:58:31,590 --> 00:58:33,024 OK, I'll send it back down. 827 00:58:47,990 --> 00:58:49,549 Oh, hi! 828 00:58:53,430 --> 00:58:54,750 This is fucking crazy... 829 00:58:59,430 --> 00:59:02,309 Hi, yes, I'd like... I'd like to order a pizza. 830 00:59:25,230 --> 00:59:28,507 Oh, I guess you'd better get that. 831 00:59:30,070 --> 00:59:33,746 See who it... Hold on. 832 00:59:33,790 --> 00:59:34,667 Yeah. 833 00:59:44,950 --> 00:59:46,270 It's the door. 834 00:59:46,310 --> 00:59:47,310 Oh, OK. 835 00:59:49,750 --> 00:59:50,750 Pause game. 836 01:00:04,150 --> 01:00:06,426 - Dudani, pick me up. - You got it. Stand by. 837 01:00:11,110 --> 01:00:12,110 Coming! 838 01:00:28,790 --> 01:00:30,383 Hello? - Uh, pizza. 839 01:00:31,510 --> 01:00:32,830 I didn't order a pizza. 840 01:00:33,190 --> 01:00:36,342 OK, look, someone did, OK, so do you want it or not? 841 01:00:36,390 --> 01:00:37,824 Because I can't take it back. 842 01:00:43,110 --> 01:00:45,067 What the hell am I doing? 843 01:00:56,910 --> 01:00:59,425 That's the signal. She's got the DNA! 844 01:01:00,510 --> 01:01:02,502 All of it. Tommy, too. 845 01:01:05,190 --> 01:01:08,183 Packer, we ready to fly? - Uh-huh. 846 01:01:11,350 --> 01:01:13,262 Well? - You're supposed to say something 847 01:01:13,310 --> 01:01:16,303 like, "Engage" or "Increase thrust." - Just fucking go. 848 01:01:22,990 --> 01:01:25,300 There you go. So, I got it here in under ten. 849 01:01:26,950 --> 01:01:29,545 There's supposed to be 30 in it for me, yeah? 850 01:01:29,590 --> 01:01:31,422 What's happening? The door's closing. 851 01:01:31,630 --> 01:01:32,630 Hello? 852 01:01:33,230 --> 01:01:34,300 Hello? 853 01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:35,750 Hello? 854 01:01:36,950 --> 01:01:38,384 Shit. - Come on, man. 855 01:01:40,270 --> 01:01:41,270 Hello? 856 01:01:41,550 --> 01:01:42,904 Come on, man, you promised. 857 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:52,665 Nice. Nice. Merry Christmas, asshole! 858 01:02:34,070 --> 01:02:35,470 Resume game. 859 01:02:47,990 --> 01:02:49,583 Resume game. 860 01:02:56,710 --> 01:03:00,226 Can we go any faster? That dud disk isn't gonna fool him forever. 861 01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:04,220 The update is gonna complete before long and that means "bye-bye, wormhole." 862 01:03:04,310 --> 01:03:06,666 The only quicker route is through that asteroid belt there. 863 01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:08,750 Let's go that way. 864 01:03:08,790 --> 01:03:11,385 No, it's way too dense. - If the ship broke up, we wouldn't die. 865 01:03:11,430 --> 01:03:13,926 We'd just be left spinning in space. - Till Daly works out what's happening 866 01:03:13,950 --> 01:03:16,226 and he'll find us and then he'll fuck us over. 867 01:03:31,030 --> 01:03:32,464 Resume game. 868 01:03:35,790 --> 01:03:37,509 Lieutenant Cole, we should head for... 869 01:03:39,630 --> 01:03:40,630 Cole? 870 01:03:43,950 --> 01:03:45,509 Daly to bridge, what's going on? 871 01:03:46,270 --> 01:03:48,705 Shit, he has a backup disk. - Come in, bridge. 872 01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:50,787 Don't. Answer. 873 01:03:51,350 --> 01:03:52,466 Dudani? 874 01:03:59,070 --> 01:04:00,584 Goddamnit! 875 01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:04,430 The wormhole, it's decreasing in size. 876 01:04:04,670 --> 01:04:06,263 Upload must be in the last few percent. 877 01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:08,984 Dammit, Packer, we are gonna have to go through the belt. 878 01:04:09,830 --> 01:04:11,981 Do you think that you can do that? 879 01:04:13,070 --> 01:04:14,390 I think I can try. 880 01:04:40,510 --> 01:04:42,945 Ship's computer on. 881 01:04:42,990 --> 01:04:44,326 Computer, where's the USS Callister? 882 01:04:44,350 --> 01:04:47,104 USS Callister is on course. 883 01:04:47,590 --> 01:04:50,230 On course for where? - The wormhole. 884 01:04:51,350 --> 01:04:54,388 What wormhole? - The update vortex. 885 01:04:56,870 --> 01:04:59,180 Sons of bitches! 886 01:05:03,430 --> 01:05:05,422 Prepare for take-off. 887 01:05:20,470 --> 01:05:22,701 I've got a heat signature. Looks like a shuttle 888 01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:24,867 just took off from Skillane IV. - Oh, God, it's Daly. 889 01:05:32,990 --> 01:05:34,549 Shield's at 86%. 890 01:05:36,830 --> 01:05:38,025 We're taking a beating here. 891 01:05:41,390 --> 01:05:42,904 Incoming transmission. 892 01:05:42,950 --> 01:05:45,988 Hello, loyal, trusty crew. Come in. 893 01:05:46,030 --> 01:05:47,510 I know you can hear me. 894 01:05:48,630 --> 01:05:52,465 Whatever is you think you're going to do won't work, but it is going to cost you! 895 01:05:52,510 --> 01:05:54,422 Let's go faster! - Already at maximum. 896 01:05:54,470 --> 01:05:56,462 Daly can't touch us unless he makes it on board 897 01:05:56,510 --> 01:05:58,750 and that's shuttle's a jalopy, he won't catch us in time. 898 01:05:58,790 --> 01:05:59,906 I hope you're right. 899 01:06:04,030 --> 01:06:05,259 Shield's 58%. 900 01:06:13,590 --> 01:06:16,510 If you thought what happened to you in the past was bad, that was nothing! 901 01:06:16,550 --> 01:06:20,908 What I'm going to do to you is going to be Goddamn fucking biblical. 902 01:06:20,950 --> 01:06:23,943 I'm literally going to turn your insides out. 903 01:06:23,990 --> 01:06:26,266 But I'll keep you alive. 904 01:06:27,310 --> 01:06:31,827 In tiny little jars and there you'll stay until I'm bored of you. 905 01:06:31,870 --> 01:06:33,941 Why are we listening to this? - Yes, fuck him! 906 01:06:34,990 --> 01:06:37,380 We're at the edge of the belt, I think we're gonna make it. 907 01:06:52,510 --> 01:06:54,342 - What was that? - Primary drive. 908 01:06:54,870 --> 01:06:56,270 I've lost all thrust. 909 01:06:56,670 --> 01:06:58,024 Engine's not responding. 910 01:07:00,470 --> 01:07:01,620 We're drifting here. 911 01:07:05,310 --> 01:07:08,348 USS Callister has lost engine power. 912 01:07:12,510 --> 01:07:15,821 I'm coming to get you! Hello! 913 01:07:17,310 --> 01:07:19,745 Is there any way that we can fix the engines? 914 01:07:19,790 --> 01:07:24,819 That's only feasible manually, by climbing inside the jet fader. 915 01:07:24,870 --> 01:07:25,781 So...? 916 01:07:25,830 --> 01:07:27,947 So we'd burn to a crisp when the jet came on. 917 01:07:28,190 --> 01:07:31,661 We'd burn without dying. - So one of us needs to go. 918 01:07:32,550 --> 01:07:33,550 OK. 919 01:07:33,630 --> 01:07:35,462 One of us already has. 920 01:07:36,550 --> 01:07:37,620 Walton? 921 01:07:37,670 --> 01:07:39,150 I'm pretty sure I can fix this. 922 01:07:39,630 --> 01:07:40,780 Um, ah, Walton! 923 01:07:41,950 --> 01:07:43,020 Are you sure about this? 924 01:07:43,670 --> 01:07:44,706 I'm sure. 925 01:07:45,910 --> 01:07:48,948 Tulaska, can you patch me through to Daly? 926 01:07:49,350 --> 01:07:50,670 Patching through. 927 01:07:52,510 --> 01:07:54,183 Hey, hey, Daly, can you hear me? 928 01:07:54,470 --> 01:07:56,507 Walton? - Robert? 929 01:07:56,830 --> 01:07:59,390 Hey. - You're going to pay for this. 930 01:07:59,550 --> 01:08:01,486 Robert, listen. - I'm going to bring Tommy back in. 931 01:08:01,510 --> 01:08:03,103 Hey, Robert? - God so help me... 932 01:08:03,150 --> 01:08:06,063 you are going to regret all of this so hard. 933 01:08:06,110 --> 01:08:07,430 Bob, I wanna talk to you, here. 934 01:08:09,190 --> 01:08:10,783 I was thinking I should say... 935 01:08:13,230 --> 01:08:14,230 sorry. 936 01:08:18,110 --> 01:08:19,110 Go on. 937 01:08:21,390 --> 01:08:25,066 You created Infinity. You're a fucking genius. 938 01:08:26,150 --> 01:08:27,869 I exploited that... 939 01:08:27,990 --> 01:08:30,869 and treated you like a golden goose and I got fat on the profits. 940 01:08:31,110 --> 01:08:32,703 Figuratively speaking. 941 01:08:35,030 --> 01:08:39,786 And I was thinking I should've appreciated you more, you know. 942 01:08:40,230 --> 01:08:42,108 I should've treated you better. 943 01:08:45,110 --> 01:08:47,102 I was thinking I should say all that... 944 01:08:51,550 --> 01:08:54,827 but you threw my son out of an airlock, so... 945 01:08:55,190 --> 01:08:56,510 fuck you to death. 946 01:09:03,390 --> 01:09:05,950 Walton? Walton! 947 01:09:13,990 --> 01:09:15,470 We've got power back. 948 01:09:23,750 --> 01:09:24,750 Faster! 949 01:09:24,790 --> 01:09:26,246 Speed already at maximum. 950 01:09:26,270 --> 01:09:28,070 Well, I don't care, whatever, just catch them! 951 01:09:30,950 --> 01:09:33,340 Wormhole almost closed. 952 01:09:33,630 --> 01:09:34,700 Daly's gaining on us. 953 01:09:34,830 --> 01:09:35,866 Keep her steady. 954 01:09:36,710 --> 01:09:38,064 Steady. - I'm trying. 955 01:09:38,310 --> 01:09:39,630 Come on! Come on! 956 01:09:41,630 --> 01:09:43,110 I hope we are going to die. 957 01:10:05,070 --> 01:10:06,220 Goddamnit! 958 01:10:43,510 --> 01:10:44,626 What happened? 959 01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:47,946 The mod's gone. 960 01:10:47,990 --> 01:10:50,903 Daly's Space Fleet mod has been stripped away by the firewall. 961 01:10:51,150 --> 01:10:54,348 OK, so this is good. 962 01:10:54,390 --> 01:10:55,390 We're still alive. 963 01:10:55,430 --> 01:10:57,342 Yeah, it only erased the Space Fleet mod. 964 01:10:58,390 --> 01:11:00,461 We're not on Daly's computer anymore. 965 01:11:00,750 --> 01:11:01,979 We're in the cloud. 966 01:11:02,030 --> 01:11:03,623 Where is Daly? 967 01:11:04,150 --> 01:11:07,985 The firewall deleted his rogue game code and his controls are disabled. 968 01:11:08,670 --> 01:11:09,670 You mean... 969 01:11:10,350 --> 01:11:11,420 He's stuck there. 970 01:11:15,190 --> 01:11:18,069 Update complete. Wormhole closed. 971 01:11:20,550 --> 01:11:22,507 Controls are disabled. - No. 972 01:11:23,910 --> 01:11:26,266 No... No, no, no! 973 01:11:27,350 --> 01:11:28,830 Assholes! 974 01:11:30,630 --> 01:11:33,987 The brig unlocked itself. - My Valdack outfit turned into this! 975 01:11:34,030 --> 01:11:36,499 More to the point, I'm not a fucking beetle thing anymore. 976 01:11:36,550 --> 01:11:39,065 I've got my body back. - Got my whole body back. 977 01:11:39,110 --> 01:11:40,146 I'm guessing we all have. 978 01:11:42,630 --> 01:11:43,666 So what do we do now? 979 01:11:43,710 --> 01:11:46,669 We've got an infinite, procedurally generated universe at our disposal. 980 01:11:46,710 --> 01:11:48,144 We can go anywhere. 981 01:11:49,830 --> 01:11:51,389 Holy mackerel... 982 01:12:06,670 --> 01:12:08,946 Rogue universe detected. 983 01:12:08,990 --> 01:12:11,186 Deletion in progress. Deletion in progress. 984 01:12:11,230 --> 01:12:13,028 No, undelete! - Deletion in progress. 985 01:12:13,070 --> 01:12:14,948 Undelete. - Rogue universe detected. 986 01:12:14,990 --> 01:12:17,027 Deletion in progress. - Exit game! 987 01:12:17,070 --> 01:12:20,700 Deletion in progress. Rogue universe detected... 988 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:21,750 Exit game! 989 01:12:21,870 --> 01:12:23,589 Exit game! 990 01:12:26,150 --> 01:12:28,142 Exit fucking game! 991 01:12:28,630 --> 01:12:30,269 Exit fucking game! 992 01:12:30,950 --> 01:12:33,067 Exit fucking game! 993 01:12:34,790 --> 01:12:37,225 Exit fucking game! Exit fucking game! 994 01:13:29,070 --> 01:13:30,390 Incoming transmission. 995 01:13:32,270 --> 01:13:33,989 It says Gamer 691. 996 01:13:34,030 --> 01:13:36,750 That's a player tag. Another ship, another player. 997 01:13:36,870 --> 01:13:37,906 We're online. 998 01:13:38,230 --> 01:13:40,301 Um, OK, patch them through. 999 01:13:43,710 --> 01:13:45,383 - Um, hello. - Hey there. 1000 01:13:45,430 --> 01:13:47,740 This is the crew of the USS Callister. 1001 01:13:47,910 --> 01:13:52,029 Oh, man, are we glad to hear from... 1002 01:13:52,070 --> 01:13:53,106 Yeah. Merry Christmas. 1003 01:13:53,150 --> 01:13:55,381 So are we gonna blow each other or are we gonna trade? 1004 01:13:55,430 --> 01:13:56,430 Uh... 1005 01:13:58,310 --> 01:14:00,984 Hello, do you have anything to trade at all? 1006 01:14:01,310 --> 01:14:04,223 No, uh... - So why did you respond? 1007 01:14:04,270 --> 01:14:07,946 OK, just get the hell out of my quadrant or I'll blast you to shit. 1008 01:14:07,990 --> 01:14:09,265 You've got 10 seconds. 1009 01:14:09,510 --> 01:14:12,981 Oh, do try! We'll photon-bolt you right up the perineum, you stupid little boy. 1010 01:14:13,030 --> 01:14:14,180 Ooh, scary. Nine... - OK. 1011 01:14:14,230 --> 01:14:16,461 Come on, then. - Yes. Thank you, Shania! 1012 01:14:16,510 --> 01:14:18,979 Um, Nate. - Yes, Captain? 1013 01:14:19,030 --> 01:14:22,501 Stick us in hyper warp and let's fuck off somewhere. 1014 01:14:22,550 --> 01:14:24,746 Aye, captain. - Really, Nanette is fine. 1015 01:14:25,110 --> 01:14:26,385 Four... - Aye aye, Nanette. 1016 01:14:26,830 --> 01:14:27,900 Three... 1017 01:14:28,910 --> 01:14:29,910 Two... 1018 01:14:30,790 --> 01:14:33,749 One! Ah, you better run! 1019 01:14:34,350 --> 01:14:35,864 King of space right here! 1020 01:14:37,030 --> 01:14:39,704 King of space...