1 00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:36,189 - Coach? - Yes, Frank. 2 00:00:36,590 --> 00:00:39,059 - Where do I go? - Proceed to the hub. 3 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:40,990 Got ya. 4 00:01:22,790 --> 00:01:23,906 How will I know who he is? 5 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:25,784 This is him. 6 00:01:29,710 --> 00:01:30,710 Hi. Oh. 7 00:01:32,630 --> 00:01:35,509 So... Sorry. Fork. - Amy. 8 00:01:35,790 --> 00:01:37,846 Oh, no. Me name's not fork. - Yeah, I guessed. It was just... 9 00:01:37,870 --> 00:01:38,940 Oh, it's... It's Frank. 10 00:01:39,030 --> 00:01:40,510 Uh, do you wanna sit? Shall we sit? 11 00:01:40,590 --> 00:01:43,110 - Think it's that or stand. - Yeah. Come... Come sit, yeah. 12 00:01:44,470 --> 00:01:46,701 Oh, oh, that's, um... I was on that side. 13 00:01:47,070 --> 00:01:48,206 - Oh shall I...? - Oh no, no. 14 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:49,630 No. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. 15 00:01:51,550 --> 00:01:52,550 Why bring it up? 16 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:56,901 Sorry, I'm... I'm so bloody nervous. It's... 17 00:01:57,710 --> 00:02:01,021 It's my first time on the, you know... With the... The system. 18 00:02:01,110 --> 00:02:02,110 Me too. 19 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:04,229 Oh really? - Yeah, I'm shitting it, mate. 20 00:02:05,150 --> 00:02:07,585 Come to mention it, you do look terrified. - Do I? 21 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:08,766 Yeah, you're quaking with fear. 22 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:10,383 Or maybe shaking with revulsion? 23 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:12,462 At least you've stopped shitting. 24 00:02:14,230 --> 00:02:15,230 Are you sure about that? 25 00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:22,046 Shall we stop talking about shitting? - Yeah, maybe order some food? 26 00:02:22,070 --> 00:02:23,350 - Mm. Yeah. - Yeah. Good plan. 27 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:24,950 OK. - Do you know how we order? 28 00:02:25,590 --> 00:02:27,309 I think we use these. - Oh. 29 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:29,302 Menu choice already established. 30 00:02:29,830 --> 00:02:31,662 - There you are, sir. - Oh. Ta. 31 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:32,866 And for you, madam. 32 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:38,987 Well, evidently, I'm a pasta girl. - Yeah. I'm a, uh... 33 00:02:40,430 --> 00:02:41,430 Fishcake... 34 00:02:47,110 --> 00:02:48,110 Mm. 35 00:02:48,430 --> 00:02:49,430 - Mm. - It's good. 36 00:02:49,550 --> 00:02:50,666 Mm. Can I try some? 37 00:02:51,390 --> 00:02:53,859 Are we allowed to do that? 38 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:00,270 Fuck it. 39 00:03:00,470 --> 00:03:01,470 Yeah, fuck it. 40 00:03:04,270 --> 00:03:05,420 - Mm, that is good. - Mm. 41 00:03:12,110 --> 00:03:13,110 So... 42 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:16,107 - We're both first timers. - Mm. 43 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:19,025 Shall we check our expiry date? - Yeah. Good plan 44 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:20,021 Yeah? 45 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:24,263 Alright, um, so I think it's under "Info". 46 00:03:25,230 --> 00:03:26,505 Yeah. Uh, tap to reveal. 47 00:03:27,070 --> 00:03:29,539 We have to tap to reveal at the same time. 48 00:03:29,630 --> 00:03:32,464 OK, so, on three... 49 00:03:32,910 --> 00:03:34,708 two, one. Go. 50 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,786 12 hours. 51 00:03:38,270 --> 00:03:39,270 Yeah, 12 hours. 52 00:03:40,710 --> 00:03:41,541 OK. 53 00:03:41,630 --> 00:03:42,950 A bit, um... - Yeah. 54 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:44,869 A bit short. - It is a bit short. Isn't it? 55 00:03:44,950 --> 00:03:46,509 - Mm. - Oh, and getting shorter. 56 00:03:46,670 --> 00:03:49,868 I didn't realise it would sort of count down like that. 57 00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:51,145 It's sort of sad. 58 00:03:52,470 --> 00:03:53,830 Well, maybe we should eat quickly. 59 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:56,787 Yeah. Yeah, maybe we should. 60 00:03:58,070 --> 00:03:59,070 The race is on. 61 00:04:02,630 --> 00:04:03,630 Come on, hurry up. 62 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:12,221 - Well, guess this is us. - And this takes us to the place? 63 00:04:12,430 --> 00:04:13,430 Yeah, I suppose so. 64 00:04:14,190 --> 00:04:15,624 - After you. - Thank you. 65 00:04:58,830 --> 00:04:59,830 Oh, that's massive. 66 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:09,065 - Here we are. - Yep. 67 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:13,630 Huh. 68 00:05:22,710 --> 00:05:24,030 Do you wanna open it or shall I? 69 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,546 - Go ahead. - Alright. 70 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:27,630 Ha. Too slow. 71 00:05:28,390 --> 00:05:29,390 You're a knob. 72 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:39,508 Oh, God. It's a shithole. 73 00:05:39,950 --> 00:05:42,067 You're kidding? - I am, yeah. 74 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:47,830 Ooh. 75 00:05:50,670 --> 00:05:51,670 It's nice. 76 00:05:52,030 --> 00:05:54,306 I, uh, like that lamp. 77 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:58,950 Yeah, it's incredible, that lamp. - Fuck off. 78 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:13,149 - Hm. - Right. 79 00:06:14,310 --> 00:06:15,310 That's, uh... 80 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:22,626 There's an en suite. 81 00:06:25,190 --> 00:06:27,102 Shower or bath? - Both. 82 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:28,900 Ah, that's good. 83 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,221 Uh, well I'm... I'm just gonna use the loo. 84 00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:34,745 Oh yeah, I've gotta, uh... Over here, so... 85 00:06:35,350 --> 00:06:36,350 Yeah. 86 00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:46,543 OK, seriously, what are we meant to do? 87 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:49,107 Query too broad, please narrow. 88 00:06:49,190 --> 00:06:52,979 Well, I mean, are we just meant to... I don't know, like, just go at it? 89 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:54,823 Define "go at it". 90 00:06:54,910 --> 00:06:56,185 Oh, fucking hell. 91 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:59,903 So, are we meant to just have sex with each other? 92 00:07:00,470 --> 00:07:03,429 Participants are not required to take any specific action. 93 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:05,747 Yeah, but I mean, we can, right? 94 00:07:06,630 --> 00:07:08,701 I mean, people do, if it's just a short time? 95 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:10,584 If that's your decision. 96 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:12,709 - It's up to us? - It's up to you. 97 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:21,750 I could just sleep here. 98 00:07:22,950 --> 00:07:25,226 Don't be daft. You'll be scrunched up in a ball. 99 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:34,350 It's not awful. 100 00:07:36,310 --> 00:07:39,144 The bed's pretty big. I'm sure we could both fit in it. 101 00:07:39,390 --> 00:07:40,390 Yeah. OK. 102 00:07:45,150 --> 00:07:47,062 Must've been mental before the system. 103 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:50,110 How do you mean? 104 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:54,989 Well, people had to do the whole relationship thing themselves 105 00:07:56,030 --> 00:07:57,310 work out who they wanna be with. 106 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,263 Hm. Option paralysis. 107 00:07:59,990 --> 00:08:02,310 So many choices, you end up not knowing which one you want. 108 00:08:02,390 --> 00:08:03,824 Yeah. Exactly. 109 00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:07,028 And if things seem shitty 110 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,299 they'd have to figure out 111 00:08:09,390 --> 00:08:11,150 whether they wanted to break up with someone. 112 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:13,900 How to break up with someone. Fucking hell. 113 00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:14,990 It's a nightmare. 114 00:08:15,270 --> 00:08:16,806 Yeah, it's not that when it's all mapped out. 115 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:17,830 God no. 116 00:08:18,190 --> 00:08:20,466 It's so much simpler when it's all mapped out. 117 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:21,550 Mm. 118 00:08:24,950 --> 00:08:26,907 This is weird though. - It really is. 119 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,985 Well, then. - So... 120 00:09:20,030 --> 00:09:22,306 Thanks for being my first. 121 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,659 Oh. 122 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:26,950 Bloody time. 123 00:09:29,190 --> 00:09:31,659 It was great, you know. You... You were... nice. 124 00:09:32,550 --> 00:09:33,550 So are you. 125 00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:39,470 If we had this time again, you would totally get it, by the way. 126 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:43,385 Oh, you... You bastard. - Sorry. 127 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:47,064 You... You'd get it too. - Fucked that one up, didn't we? 128 00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:49,830 Yeah, totally. 129 00:10:15,590 --> 00:10:19,470 I guess I just don't see the point in something that short, like 12 hours. 130 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:21,902 Even your reaction to a brief encounter 131 00:10:21,990 --> 00:10:24,186 provides the system with valuable information. 132 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:29,821 Yeah, well, I didn't even do anything. The system thinks I'm a prude. 133 00:10:29,950 --> 00:10:31,942 The system makes no moral judgements. 134 00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:34,540 Yeah, but how do I know she wasn't the perfect match for me? 135 00:10:34,630 --> 00:10:35,541 I mean, she was... 136 00:10:35,630 --> 00:10:38,429 Your ultimate compatible other has not yet been selected. 137 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:39,830 Yeah, I know but it's... 138 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:42,709 The system gains insight as each participant progresses 139 00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:45,544 through numerous relationships and uses the gathered data 140 00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:48,225 to eventually select an ultimate compatible other. 141 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:49,430 On your pairing day, I know. 142 00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:51,869 And it always finds your perfect match. 143 00:10:51,950 --> 00:10:54,101 In 99.8% of cases. 144 00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:56,900 But I have to go through loads of relationships to find it. 145 00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:59,628 - That is correct. - Great. 146 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:06,790 - What was that? - Another relationship. 147 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:08,226 What? Already? 148 00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:12,470 - What's this, another one? - That is correct. 149 00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:15,186 Best go get changed then. 150 00:11:25,110 --> 00:11:26,942 Holy fuck. Tell me that's him. 151 00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:30,068 I cannot confirm identity until a personal introduction is made. 152 00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:34,340 Hi. - Hi. 153 00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:35,780 Identity confirmed. 154 00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:41,668 I like your hair. - Yours is good too. 155 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:42,750 It's all my own. 156 00:11:48,390 --> 00:11:49,824 It's just funny. 157 00:11:57,870 --> 00:11:58,870 Hi. 158 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:00,630 I'm Frank. 159 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:04,226 Mm, Nicola. 160 00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:07,942 I've been here a while. - Oh yeah, sorry. 161 00:12:08,150 --> 00:12:09,220 I was getting changed. 162 00:12:10,870 --> 00:12:13,430 Really? - Started already? 163 00:12:13,670 --> 00:12:14,670 I was hungry. 164 00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:16,749 Ah, yeah, course, yeah. Sorry. 165 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:24,029 Come on, let's get it over with, checking the expiry. 166 00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:26,983 Ah, yeah, yeah. 167 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:36,390 One year. 168 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,550 We've got each other for one year. 169 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:41,190 Could be a mistake. 170 00:12:41,270 --> 00:12:43,830 - Uh, Coach, is this a mistake? - This is not a mistake. 171 00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:45,385 Jesus fucking Christ. 172 00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:47,830 There'll be a reason. 173 00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:04,788 Look on the bright side, chicken tikka masala. 174 00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:07,030 What? 175 00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:08,910 Chicken tikka mas... 176 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:11,186 It was a joke. 177 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:15,382 Right. So you're the sort of person that makes jokes. 178 00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:26,510 OK, so on three... 179 00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:27,590 Two, one. 180 00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:30,630 Oh. 181 00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:31,830 Interesting. 182 00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:36,230 Nine months. 183 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,545 Well... 184 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,544 Cheers. - Cheers. 185 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,070 Pretty much the same as my last one. 186 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:04,669 How many of these have you had? - Relationships? So far? 187 00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:06,230 Five. 188 00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:07,899 I'm an old hand, I suppose. 189 00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:14,509 Listen, I'm just gonna jump in the shower. 190 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:15,750 OK. 191 00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:17,030 Won't be long. 192 00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:45,147 - Hey. - Hi. 193 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,948 So listen, if you're OK with it, this is relationship five for me 194 00:14:50,030 --> 00:14:52,499 and I've found it's best to have sex straightaway upfront. 195 00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:55,906 Right. Yeah. 196 00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:56,990 Kind of breaks the ice 197 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:59,187 gives an early overview of compatibility and so on. 198 00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:00,910 Yep. 199 00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:03,422 So I'm consenting to everything now 200 00:15:03,910 --> 00:15:05,926 and whenever you feel comfortable with doing the same... 201 00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:24,780 Tikka masala, just... 202 00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:28,102 - What? - It's a bit tikka masala... 203 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,860 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Talking makes it worse. 204 00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,060 It's rude. 205 00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:36,222 No, no. You're gonna have to do it from behind. 206 00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:38,270 - You what? - From behind. 207 00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:57,590 Bit faster? 208 00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:06,830 More motion. 209 00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:09,310 Yeah, not like that. More motion. 210 00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:10,390 You're all in-out, in-out 211 00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:12,806 like you're trying to shut a drawer back into a filing cabinet. 212 00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,264 - Sorry - It's just boring. 213 00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:17,340 Want a bit more side to side. 214 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:21,670 Like this? 215 00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:24,665 No, not really. 216 00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:32,740 Aah 217 00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:35,666 Aah. 218 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,220 What was that? - Nothing. 219 00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:41,190 Hm. 220 00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:46,910 Aah. 221 00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:25,270 Fucking hell. 222 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,024 So I can't just walk away? 223 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:29,830 That is correct. 224 00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:33,270 One day, it will provide you with the ultimate match. 225 00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:37,630 One day. 226 00:17:38,510 --> 00:17:39,510 One day. 227 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:24,270 So I'd just like to say 228 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:28,386 do have faith in the system because it does deliver. 229 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:29,910 It did for us. 230 00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:34,546 You have so many experiences and then one day 231 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:37,185 it pairs you up with your ultimate match 232 00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:38,750 the best in show, as it were. 233 00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:43,950 So, if you're having doubts 234 00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:45,703 just hang on in there. 235 00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:47,145 Because it really does work. 236 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:08,550 Garlic dip? 237 00:19:09,270 --> 00:19:10,270 Thanks for that. 238 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,104 Hi. Hi. 239 00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:26,670 Mm, you alright? 240 00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:28,020 Was that, uh, your... 241 00:19:28,990 --> 00:19:30,470 Yeah. Nicola. 242 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:31,866 Oh, Nicola. 243 00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:33,430 Mm. 244 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:36,390 You OK? 245 00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:39,742 No, you're not being... Are you being serious? 246 00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:42,260 Oh my God. OK, this is happening. OK, um, just... 247 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:46,750 Oh, thanks. 248 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:52,179 You look well. - Thanks. 249 00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:57,061 I'd, uh... I'd return the compliment, but you just spat food on my shoe, so... 250 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,903 To be fair, it is a revolting shoe, so... 251 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,406 Ah, all the better to kick you with. 252 00:20:03,390 --> 00:20:04,390 Is that really hard? 253 00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:08,144 Ouch. - I'm so sorry. Fuck. 254 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,510 Shit. 255 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,264 Oh, oh, um... 256 00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:19,142 Uh, Lenny this is, um, Frank. Frank, this is Lenny. 257 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:20,665 Hi Lenny, you alright? - Hi. 258 00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:23,267 Uh, we were together for a... a bit. 259 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:27,028 A small... Small bit. - Yeah, just before we... 260 00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:28,390 Oh, so you two...? 261 00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:30,379 Ah, that's... That's great. 262 00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:34,140 So, I mean... It looks like you two make a great, uh, team. 263 00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:35,550 Aah. 264 00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:37,990 Yeah. 265 00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:47,830 - Yeah. - Um, I'll see you. 266 00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:49,070 Yeah. 267 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:14,860 Aah. 268 00:22:28,270 --> 00:22:29,270 Aah. 269 00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:36,984 You know that noise you make? 270 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,150 What noise? 271 00:22:39,670 --> 00:22:40,670 Aah. 272 00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:45,187 Do I do that? - Yeah. You do. Quite often. 273 00:22:46,150 --> 00:22:47,150 Does it bother you? 274 00:22:48,510 --> 00:22:49,510 A bit, yeah. 275 00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:53,950 I'll try not to. - OK. 276 00:23:12,950 --> 00:23:13,950 Aah! 277 00:23:49,870 --> 00:23:51,509 So it's been great, really. 278 00:23:52,990 --> 00:23:53,990 Shame it has to end. 279 00:23:54,710 --> 00:23:55,710 But end it must. 280 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,270 Anyway. 281 00:24:04,670 --> 00:24:05,670 OK, bye. 282 00:24:17,870 --> 00:24:19,270 Another partner already? 283 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:20,750 That is correct. 284 00:24:36,670 --> 00:24:39,629 So, three, two, one, go. 285 00:24:41,350 --> 00:24:42,350 - Oh. - 36 hours. 286 00:24:51,670 --> 00:24:54,230 Well, uh, bye. - Bye. 287 00:24:54,990 --> 00:24:55,990 Bye. 288 00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:05,950 Three, two, one... 289 00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:11,499 Uh, I just wanna say. - Don't. 290 00:26:14,310 --> 00:26:17,223 Well, I learnt what it's like to co-habit with someone I despise. 291 00:26:17,950 --> 00:26:19,225 Is that useful for the system? 292 00:26:19,470 --> 00:26:21,143 Everything happens for a reason. 293 00:26:26,350 --> 00:26:27,579 That's sooner than I expected. 294 00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,469 - Hi. - Hi. 295 00:26:49,550 --> 00:26:50,550 Hi. 296 00:26:51,390 --> 00:26:52,390 Is this right? 297 00:26:52,950 --> 00:26:54,006 - Yeah. - I mean... 298 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:54,907 Yeah, I didn't, uh... 299 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:56,902 Didn't think the system would hook us up again. 300 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:57,990 No, me neither. 301 00:26:58,470 --> 00:27:00,268 I mean, I hope it's right, obviously, but... 302 00:27:00,630 --> 00:27:02,110 Coach, are we sat at the right table? 303 00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:03,430 Yes. That is correct. 304 00:27:05,470 --> 00:27:06,470 OK. Well... 305 00:27:07,550 --> 00:27:10,304 Wait, um, can we not check the expiry date? 306 00:27:10,790 --> 00:27:12,509 Uh, why? - I'm just sick of it. 307 00:27:13,190 --> 00:27:15,500 Like the system's just bounced me from bloke to bloke 308 00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:17,468 like short fling after short fling. 309 00:27:17,550 --> 00:27:19,766 And I know that they're short flings, so they're just meaningless. 310 00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:22,624 And I get really detached. It's like I'm not really there. 311 00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:23,541 Yeah, yeah. 312 00:27:23,630 --> 00:27:25,446 OK, so, um, the other week, I was with this guy. 313 00:27:25,470 --> 00:27:27,166 God knows who. He was basically just a haircut. 314 00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:30,103 And I literally had this out of body experience 315 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:33,228 like I wandered out of my body and I sat in this chair across the room 316 00:27:33,310 --> 00:27:35,381 and I just watched myself like fucking this guy. 317 00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:37,029 I was like, what is that all about? 318 00:27:37,110 --> 00:27:39,750 That is literally just a dick going in and out of a hole. 319 00:27:40,150 --> 00:27:41,425 Yeah. That's pretty detached. 320 00:27:43,150 --> 00:27:44,806 Well, it's like, when it's a long-term thing 321 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,806 it's just as bad, you know, It's like watching the clock 322 00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:49,286 like you're a prisoner, counting the hours, counting the minutes. 323 00:27:49,310 --> 00:27:50,910 - Oh God, I have been there. - Yeah. 324 00:27:52,950 --> 00:27:54,509 Yeah, let's not check the expiry then. 325 00:27:55,230 --> 00:27:56,230 Yeah. 326 00:27:57,830 --> 00:27:58,830 It's a deal. - Deal. 327 00:28:01,230 --> 00:28:03,426 Bring on les fishcake. 328 00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:05,550 Dunno. 329 00:28:14,510 --> 00:28:16,422 So.. - So... 330 00:28:18,510 --> 00:28:19,580 Might as well. 331 00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:21,430 I suppose we have to. 332 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,384 Don't know how much time we've got. 333 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,145 Yeah, it could be ten minutes. 334 00:28:25,510 --> 00:28:26,910 Think you could last ten minutes? 335 00:28:27,110 --> 00:28:28,146 Fuck off. 336 00:28:31,390 --> 00:28:33,188 Right. OK, then. 337 00:28:36,670 --> 00:28:40,061 Wait, one of us should get undressed first. 338 00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:42,748 Why only one of us? - It'll be funny. 339 00:28:44,710 --> 00:28:48,147 Alright, then. Get your kit off. - No. No, it was my idea. 340 00:28:51,310 --> 00:28:52,310 Alright. 341 00:28:56,350 --> 00:28:57,989 You know, this is kind of emasculating. 342 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,486 Well, then you better make up for it 343 00:28:59,510 --> 00:29:00,546 in a minute. 344 00:29:03,870 --> 00:29:06,510 I'm gonna see your dick. 345 00:29:07,550 --> 00:29:08,550 Sorry. 346 00:29:10,430 --> 00:29:12,740 - I'm gonna fucking see it. - Yeah, OK. Yeah. 347 00:29:47,790 --> 00:29:49,224 What if there is no scrutiny? 348 00:29:49,310 --> 00:29:51,427 It's just putting us together in any old order 349 00:29:51,510 --> 00:29:52,566 and we all go along with it 350 00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:54,786 cos they're always telling us how clever it is. 351 00:29:55,070 --> 00:29:56,823 Yeah, but it does put people with the one. 352 00:29:57,270 --> 00:29:59,307 It's got a 99.8% success rate. 353 00:29:59,790 --> 00:30:01,622 But how do you know they're perfect matches? 354 00:30:02,190 --> 00:30:05,786 I mean, what if all it's actually doing is gradually wearing us down. 355 00:30:06,470 --> 00:30:08,621 Putting us in one relationship after another 356 00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:11,380 for random durations in a random sequence. 357 00:30:11,470 --> 00:30:13,666 Each time you get a little bit more pliable 358 00:30:13,910 --> 00:30:15,139 a little bit more broken 359 00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:18,462 until eventually it coughs up the final offering 360 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:19,745 and says that's the one. 361 00:30:20,150 --> 00:30:24,064 And by that point, you are so defeated and so exhausted 362 00:30:24,150 --> 00:30:25,743 that you just accept it. You settle. 363 00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:30,860 And then, you have to live the rest of your life 364 00:30:30,950 --> 00:30:32,748 convincing yourself you didn't. 365 00:30:34,870 --> 00:30:35,870 Well done. 366 00:30:35,990 --> 00:30:37,950 That's one of the bleakest things I've ever heard. 367 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:39,630 Thank you. 368 00:30:42,230 --> 00:30:43,230 Right. 369 00:30:43,790 --> 00:30:44,940 D'you wanna know my theory? 370 00:30:45,830 --> 00:30:47,662 Let's assume the system isn't random, yeah? 371 00:30:47,910 --> 00:30:50,470 It's as sophisticated as they say it is. - OK. 372 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:53,663 Right, so using these, it slurps up all your reactions, yeah? 373 00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:55,662 It builds up a complex profile. - Mm-Hm. 374 00:30:56,510 --> 00:31:01,141 Every crazy thought you've ever had, all your dreams and your weaknesses and... 375 00:31:01,230 --> 00:31:02,266 And your mad theories. 376 00:31:02,350 --> 00:31:04,286 - Yeah, like everything in your head. - Right. 377 00:31:04,310 --> 00:31:06,029 Right, so if it's everything in your head 378 00:31:07,190 --> 00:31:08,190 does it have thoughts? 379 00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:09,830 Alright, so now you're gonna say 380 00:31:10,230 --> 00:31:13,189 what if that's us and we're stuck in a simulation? 381 00:31:13,630 --> 00:31:14,630 Well, how do we know? 382 00:31:18,550 --> 00:31:19,550 I think that settles it. 383 00:31:20,230 --> 00:31:21,910 But I might've been programmed to go, "Ow". 384 00:31:22,270 --> 00:31:23,270 OK. 385 00:31:52,790 --> 00:31:54,190 - Hey, come here. - No. 386 00:32:36,470 --> 00:32:38,701 - Ow. - Sorry. 387 00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:29,349 - Coach? - Hello Frank. 388 00:33:32,870 --> 00:33:33,870 I've gotta know. 389 00:33:34,070 --> 00:33:35,504 What would you like to know? 390 00:33:37,470 --> 00:33:39,621 The expiry date for me and Amy. 391 00:33:40,390 --> 00:33:41,390 I need to know how long. 392 00:33:46,030 --> 00:33:47,670 What, you're not gonna talk me out of it? 393 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,590 Would you like me to talk you out of it? 394 00:33:49,630 --> 00:33:52,748 Yeah. Uh... Uh, no. Dunno. 395 00:33:57,110 --> 00:33:58,783 Nah, I'm not gonna do it. Said I wouldn't. 396 00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:00,870 We shook on it. 397 00:34:16,190 --> 00:34:17,190 Fuck it. 398 00:34:32,310 --> 00:34:33,310 Recalibrating. 399 00:34:38,150 --> 00:34:39,150 Coach? 400 00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:43,265 - Coach? Coach, what's happening? - Recalibrating. 401 00:34:43,590 --> 00:34:45,104 Coach, it's getting shorter. 402 00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:49,189 One-sided observation has destabilised the expiry date. 403 00:34:49,950 --> 00:34:50,950 What? 404 00:34:50,990 --> 00:34:53,789 One side observation has de-stabilised the expiry date. 405 00:34:54,030 --> 00:34:55,030 Recalibrating. 406 00:34:55,830 --> 00:34:57,981 What? Cos I looked at it on my own, I made it shorter? 407 00:34:58,190 --> 00:34:59,909 - That is correct. - Why? 408 00:35:00,230 --> 00:35:01,903 Everything happens for a reason. 409 00:35:02,270 --> 00:35:04,307 Alright, well undo it then. Make it go back. 410 00:35:04,390 --> 00:35:05,744 I cannot do that. 411 00:35:05,830 --> 00:35:06,830 Recalibrating. 412 00:35:08,430 --> 00:35:09,910 What... What if she looks at it? 413 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:12,619 Once shortened, the expiry date cannot be extended. 414 00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:15,386 - Why? - Everything happens for a reason. 415 00:35:16,150 --> 00:35:18,062 - Come on! Come on! - Recalibrating. 416 00:35:19,510 --> 00:35:20,510 When'll it stop? 417 00:35:21,030 --> 00:35:23,989 It will stabilise once recalibration is completed. 418 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:25,540 No. Stop it. 419 00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:27,390 Stop it. Just... 420 00:36:12,550 --> 00:36:13,550 You OK? 421 00:36:14,150 --> 00:36:15,150 Yeah, I'm fine. 422 00:36:16,310 --> 00:36:17,460 - Alright. - I'm Good. 423 00:36:35,390 --> 00:36:37,700 Have you ever had more than four or less than four? 424 00:36:46,870 --> 00:36:47,906 What you thinking about? 425 00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:51,310 Nothing. 426 00:37:35,310 --> 00:37:36,585 Alright, seriously, what's up? 427 00:37:46,630 --> 00:37:49,225 - I looked. - Looked at what? 428 00:37:54,950 --> 00:37:56,703 We promised we wouldn't. We shook on it. 429 00:37:57,350 --> 00:37:59,190 - Don't you want to know what it said? - No. 430 00:37:59,630 --> 00:38:00,630 That was the point. 431 00:38:01,790 --> 00:38:03,986 Well, it's almost done anyway. - How, almost done? 432 00:38:05,310 --> 00:38:06,310 Got like an hour. 433 00:38:13,590 --> 00:38:15,343 Why... Why didn't you tell me this before? 434 00:38:17,590 --> 00:38:18,590 Didn't wanna spoil today. 435 00:38:18,670 --> 00:38:20,070 Oh, and this hasn't spoilt it? 436 00:38:20,150 --> 00:38:21,366 It was supposed to be five years 437 00:38:21,390 --> 00:38:22,390 but now... 438 00:38:23,990 --> 00:38:24,990 I looked at it. 439 00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:27,566 Something happened. It started going down. I don't know what it was. 440 00:38:27,590 --> 00:38:29,024 - So you broke it? - No. 441 00:38:29,110 --> 00:38:30,430 No. No, no, no. I mean... 442 00:38:31,110 --> 00:38:33,391 I don't... I don't know. - Why did you have to look at it? 443 00:38:34,030 --> 00:38:36,704 Look, I was thinking maybe we can overcome it somehow. 444 00:38:36,790 --> 00:38:38,383 Why did you have to look at it? 445 00:38:39,030 --> 00:38:40,030 Because I like you. 446 00:38:40,590 --> 00:38:43,025 Like properly, really. I like you and... - For fuck's sake. 447 00:38:43,110 --> 00:38:44,270 What? And that wasn't enough? 448 00:38:44,350 --> 00:38:45,750 No. Look, that's not the point. 449 00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:48,262 Right, I looked, but that's not the issue here. 450 00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:49,390 Are you sure about that? 451 00:38:49,630 --> 00:38:52,206 What the fuck? You're more wound up about that than how short the time is. 452 00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:54,222 Yes, because we had agreed. 453 00:38:54,590 --> 00:38:55,740 Listen. Listen. 454 00:38:56,550 --> 00:38:58,906 Listen. What if we just ignore it? - We can't. 455 00:38:59,350 --> 00:39:01,581 No, Listen, we just... We just fuck the system. 456 00:39:01,670 --> 00:39:03,206 Right? We'll fuck it... - What? And do what? 457 00:39:03,230 --> 00:39:05,745 We'll jump out, over the wall, get out. 458 00:39:05,830 --> 00:39:08,345 There is nothing out there. - How d'you...? How d'you know? 459 00:39:09,030 --> 00:39:10,030 How'd you know? 460 00:39:13,990 --> 00:39:15,265 Amy? - You've ruined this. 461 00:39:16,590 --> 00:39:17,590 You've ruined it. 462 00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:21,704 Hey, it's... It's nothing. 463 00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:24,340 - Amy? - Don't follow me. 464 00:39:25,390 --> 00:39:26,390 Amy, I'm sorry. 465 00:39:30,990 --> 00:39:31,990 Amy. 466 00:39:34,190 --> 00:39:35,863 Everything happens for a reason. 467 00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:37,230 What reason? 468 00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:39,046 The system will be assessing your reaction 469 00:39:39,070 --> 00:39:42,268 to the painful premature termination of a treasured relationship 470 00:39:43,190 --> 00:39:47,104 and will adjust and improve its profile of your eventual chosen one accordingly. 471 00:39:47,590 --> 00:39:49,502 - You're a great comfort. - Thank you. 472 00:39:56,150 --> 00:40:00,144 I swear to God, I feel like scaling the wall out there 473 00:40:00,230 --> 00:40:02,062 and jumping in the fucking wilderness. 474 00:40:02,430 --> 00:40:04,661 That would contravene the rules of the system. 475 00:40:05,110 --> 00:40:07,579 Oh, the fucking system. 476 00:40:09,710 --> 00:40:12,589 Failure to comply with the system may result in banishment. 477 00:40:13,030 --> 00:40:14,180 Alright, I know. 478 00:40:15,110 --> 00:40:18,182 Christ, will you let me angry, at least? Will you give me that? 479 00:40:20,630 --> 00:40:22,667 You must vacate your current living quarters 480 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,025 when the time expires. 481 00:40:25,150 --> 00:40:26,150 Like I didn't know. 482 00:42:14,790 --> 00:42:17,464 And if I hadn't have looked, we'd have been together years. 483 00:42:18,510 --> 00:42:19,510 She was... 484 00:42:21,150 --> 00:42:23,745 You know, when you meet someone and you just know? 485 00:42:24,630 --> 00:42:25,950 You just know that... 486 00:42:26,870 --> 00:42:28,550 Reckon you could pop this in me now? 487 00:42:28,710 --> 00:42:29,710 I sort of got jaw ache. 488 00:42:30,390 --> 00:42:31,390 Yeah, come on. 489 00:42:31,870 --> 00:42:37,150 And after all that, he never even apologised. Not once. 490 00:42:38,910 --> 00:42:39,910 That's too bad. 491 00:42:43,630 --> 00:42:44,984 Do you mind if I think about her? 492 00:42:47,790 --> 00:42:48,906 If I can think about him? 493 00:42:50,110 --> 00:42:51,110 Yeah, sound. 494 00:43:04,550 --> 00:43:06,143 One, two, three, four. 495 00:43:13,470 --> 00:43:14,870 One, two, three, four. 496 00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:36,067 Congratulations, Amy. Your ultimate match has been identified. 497 00:43:36,390 --> 00:43:38,029 Your pairing day is tomorrow. 498 00:43:38,310 --> 00:43:39,426 Ultimate, as in the one? 499 00:43:39,670 --> 00:43:40,670 That is correct. 500 00:43:41,190 --> 00:43:42,306 And we meet tomorrow? 501 00:43:43,190 --> 00:43:44,190 That is correct. 502 00:43:45,470 --> 00:43:47,860 Tomorrow you will be coupled with your ultimate match 503 00:43:48,190 --> 00:43:50,182 and together, you will leave this place forever 504 00:43:51,350 --> 00:43:52,350 OK. 505 00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:55,422 Are you allowed to tell me anything about them? 506 00:43:55,830 --> 00:43:57,549 Do I know them already? 507 00:43:57,790 --> 00:43:58,790 Negative. 508 00:43:59,630 --> 00:44:00,630 Right. 509 00:44:00,710 --> 00:44:01,985 There is one more thing. 510 00:44:02,110 --> 00:44:03,110 Yeah, what's that? 511 00:44:03,590 --> 00:44:04,740 Prior to pairing day 512 00:44:04,830 --> 00:44:06,981 you have been allocated a short farewell period 513 00:44:07,070 --> 00:44:08,743 with an individual of your choosing. 514 00:44:08,910 --> 00:44:11,550 What... A farewell period, like I get to say goodbye to someone? 515 00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:12,750 That is correct. 516 00:44:13,310 --> 00:44:15,905 Data shows this can help provide psychological closure. 517 00:44:15,990 --> 00:44:17,140 Frank. I choose Frank. 518 00:44:18,390 --> 00:44:20,063 Your choice has been registered. 519 00:44:27,510 --> 00:44:30,582 Wait. Where are we meeting? Usual booth, 7:30pm. 520 00:44:31,430 --> 00:44:32,430 Alright. 521 00:44:35,950 --> 00:44:37,543 - Coach? - Yes, Amy? 522 00:44:38,310 --> 00:44:39,310 Count to four. 523 00:44:41,350 --> 00:44:43,307 One, two, three, four. 524 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:07,900 Wait. Wait. 525 00:45:08,510 --> 00:45:09,510 How long we got? 526 00:45:17,270 --> 00:45:19,944 Look. The system set my pairing day for tomorrow. 527 00:45:20,030 --> 00:45:21,180 Yeah. Me too. - Right. 528 00:45:21,670 --> 00:45:24,583 I don't want whoever the system reckons the one is, OK? 529 00:45:25,310 --> 00:45:26,505 I want you. - I want you. 530 00:45:26,590 --> 00:45:28,468 Failure to comply with the system may... 531 00:45:28,550 --> 00:45:30,223 Ah, you can fuck off and all. 532 00:45:30,910 --> 00:45:33,106 Can you remember where you were before you came here? 533 00:45:35,510 --> 00:45:36,510 You can't, can you? 534 00:45:38,510 --> 00:45:39,510 - No. - Me neither. 535 00:45:40,030 --> 00:45:41,350 What? Why can't I think of that? 536 00:45:41,950 --> 00:45:42,950 It's a test. 537 00:45:43,270 --> 00:45:45,726 Do you... Do you remember the first night that we were together? 538 00:45:45,750 --> 00:45:47,390 I mean, the first night, how did you feel? 539 00:45:49,190 --> 00:45:52,422 I... I felt safe, happy, comfortable. 540 00:45:53,430 --> 00:45:54,625 It... It felt like... 541 00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:56,710 It felt like something locked into place, you know. 542 00:45:57,270 --> 00:45:58,704 Like we'd met before. 543 00:45:58,790 --> 00:46:00,766 Like it happened before, and like it'll happen again. 544 00:46:00,790 --> 00:46:03,669 Like it's happened a thousand times over and over again. 545 00:46:03,870 --> 00:46:06,590 Do you know what I mean? - Yeah. I... Yeah, I do. 546 00:46:07,270 --> 00:46:09,626 Ever since we've met, this world has been toying with us. 547 00:46:09,710 --> 00:46:10,905 It's trying to keep us apart. 548 00:46:10,990 --> 00:46:13,585 It's... It's a test. I swear it is. 549 00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:17,186 And the two of us rebelling together is something to do with passing it. 550 00:46:19,070 --> 00:46:20,070 We gotta fuck it all off. 551 00:46:21,230 --> 00:46:23,825 Exactly. We've just gotta fuck the whole thing off and go. 552 00:46:23,950 --> 00:46:24,950 Yeah, over the wall. 553 00:46:25,030 --> 00:46:26,942 Right over it, no matter what's out there. 554 00:46:27,230 --> 00:46:28,230 OK. 555 00:46:30,070 --> 00:46:31,070 So let's go. 556 00:46:34,550 --> 00:46:36,860 Yeah. Yeah, let's go. 557 00:48:06,870 --> 00:48:07,870 Come on.