1 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,480 - Hey, Mum. - I was worried. It's almost six. 2 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,680 I took a detour after Luss to show Pia the pretty way. 3 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,520 I slept through it. Hi. 4 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,520 Pia, Mum. Mum, Pia. 5 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,000 - Nice to meet you. - You too. 6 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,080 Janet. 7 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,120 - Pretty wee thing you've captured. - Mum! 8 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,280 Hey, I'm flattered. Thank you. 9 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,080 - I like your accent. - Ditto. 10 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,760 What was that, love? 11 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:42,760 Ditto. 12 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,200 Uh, "ditto." 13 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,080 So, did you grow up in America? Or are you originally from… 14 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,280 Jesus, Mum! 15 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,600 US, born and bred. 16 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,320 Okay. 17 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,480 I hope you're both hungry. 18 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,400 - Yeah. - Starving. 19 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:06,880 Who's the pianist? 20 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,040 Dad was. 21 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,800 - Is that him? - Aye. Kenneth. 22 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,960 "Kenny," Mum called him. 23 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,040 Is it creepy if I say he looks good in that cap? 24 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,440 A bit. Yeah. 25 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,040 Tomorrow, we'll show Pia around the village, 26 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:34,080 and then we'll probably set off Monday morning. 27 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,880 - You're only staying two nights? - Well, we've got to head on to Rùm. 28 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,240 To shoot, uh, my film… 29 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,080 Our… our film. 30 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,760 Uh, about the rare egg guy. 31 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:48,280 So, that's what your documentary's about? This egg collector from Rùm? 32 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,840 He's not a collector. He… 33 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,920 he guards rare eggs against collectors who want to steal them. 34 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,960 It's, uh, it's a big trade. 35 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,400 The way I see it, this is going to be a story 36 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:05,560 about one of the last remaining holdouts against the commodification of nature. 37 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,880 Not about a man who watches eggs? 38 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,360 Well, yeah, but it… 39 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,760 He's like a vigilante. 40 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,560 A guardian angel. 41 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,640 Egg theft is illegal, 42 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:24,240 but the local cops aren't interested, or they're too lazy. 43 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,440 I mean… 44 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,800 Maybe if someone who looked like me were stealing the eggs… 45 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,600 They're probably just overstretched. Policing's a very demanding job. 46 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,120 As your dad knew. 47 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,960 - Mm. - Yeah. I mean… 48 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:41,200 Yeah. 49 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:49,200 I saw that photo of him in uniform, 50 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:52,240 and 20 minutes later, I'm shit-mouthing the cops? Like… 51 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,800 She hates me. 52 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,680 - No, she doesn't. She likes you. - She said that? 53 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,600 It's just, anything with Dad… 54 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:08,480 She's sensitive. She misses him. 55 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,240 Well, of course. I mean, you must too. 56 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,440 In theory. 57 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:17,680 Sort of do. 58 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,360 I was eight when he died, 59 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:23,000 so most of my life, he's just been a few photographs. 60 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,080 Mm. 61 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,960 He was ill quite a while before he died. 62 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,360 Uh, needed a lot of caring, you know. 63 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,040 I think that really took it out of Mum. 64 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,640 Whole place was a lot quieter from then on. 65 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,000 Seriously, are you hard right now? 66 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:54,760 I am. 67 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:56,720 That is… 68 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,760 …totally inappropriate. 69 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,520 I'm so, so sorry. 70 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:08,760 Does that thing work? 71 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,720 Uh, last time I checked. 72 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,800 No tape. Boo. 73 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:23,160 - What were you gonna film with it? - Here. Watch. 74 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,080 You okay? Good to go? 75 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,240 What's "Burgerack"? 76 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:09,000 Bergerac. Old detective show. 77 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,480 Your folks were seriously into it. 78 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,080 That's a whole lot of Bergerac. 79 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,880 Uh, Mum had a crush on John Nettles. 80 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:21,240 The… the guy who played Bergerac. She used to say he had a nice bum. 81 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:24,800 I do not wanna think about your mom getting wet over some dude's butt. 82 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,560 Well, he did have a nice one. 83 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,520 You heading out? 84 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,520 Just taking Pia to the loch. 85 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,120 Might get windy. I can fill you a thermos with some tea. 86 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,360 - It's no bother, Mum. - Well… 87 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,640 Have a nice time. 88 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,960 - It's okay. - We should leave now. 89 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,840 It's like something from a painting. 90 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,200 That's because people paint landscapes. 91 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:07,240 I mean, this place is amazing. I can't believe it's so empty. 92 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,960 We're the only ones here. It's weird. 93 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,360 Davis McCardle. 94 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,160 I told you never to show your face in here again. 95 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:48,120 You can walk right back out that door now! 96 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,080 Hello, Stuart. 97 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,600 How are you doing, you fucking wank? 98 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:59,960 Hey! What the fuck is with that hair, eh? You gonna tell me your pronouns? 99 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,200 I just let it grow a bit. You know? 100 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:05,920 I thought you were in London, studying woke film theory, 101 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,120 or whatever you call it. 102 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,680 Someday, this guy will be polishing BAFTAs 103 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:12,840 and forgetting about us poor wee shites he used to cut about with. 104 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,880 Years ago, Stuart made a model for my short video. 105 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,120 A spaceship. 106 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,136 - Yeah, a Solaris tribute. - With a working engine. 107 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,105 You get the picture. 108 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,040 Said if he ended up making the next Star Wars, 109 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,920 I'd help out with the special effects, but he's, uh… 110 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,000 he's turned his back on us old gadgies now he's down the big town, eh? 111 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:31,480 - See, he's not even introducing you to me. - Oh, sorry. 112 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:32,545 This is Pia. 113 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,720 - She was in my film course as well. - Oh! 114 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,520 - Oh, your course, was it? - No. 115 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,560 He thinks they're gonna name it after him someday. 116 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,776 Well, I thought they were gonna name it after me, so… 117 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,840 Yes, well, that would be the smart move, eh? 118 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,080 What with fucking diversity and all that. 119 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,120 Uh, three pints on the house. No charge. 120 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:50,880 Crisps all around? 121 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,600 It's a shame he's dragged you out of London up to this ghost town, eh? 122 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:57,040 All the holiday atmosphere of a hospice. 123 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,520 You're still in business. 124 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,960 Skin of the teeth, man. Look around. 125 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,160 We are on our arse. 126 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,640 I keep telling Dad if things don't pick up, 127 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,760 we'll just have to bite the bullet and jack it fucking in. 128 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:12,360 Speak of the cunt. 129 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,520 - What are you doing? - Well, I sh… I should say hello. 130 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,080 No, no, don't bother. 131 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,520 That'll be his fifth refill today. 132 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,920 The only reason he comes downstairs these days. 133 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Christ. 134 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,560 Oh, there he goes. 135 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,600 Up to his pit. 136 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:33,880 Is he… is he depressed, or… 137 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,440 Of course he's depressed. 138 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:37,360 There used to be three pubs around here. 139 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,200 And now we're the last man standing. It's a… 140 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,480 it's a proper dead zone. 141 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,760 I don't get it. It's so beautiful around here. I… 142 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,880 How are you not overrun with tourists? 143 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,240 'Cause of Iain Adair. 144 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:50,920 Who is Iain Adair? 145 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,400 - You didn't tell her about Iain Adair? - Come on. 146 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,280 - It's… it's a bit… - Who is Iain Adair? 147 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,880 Okay, okay, fine. So… 148 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:09,680 Iain Adair was a guy who lived up at Five Acres Farm on the hill there 149 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:10,840 with his mum and dad. 150 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:15,600 People said he was quiet, easily led, not too bright. All of that, you know? 151 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,800 But really, he was just some local guy. 152 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:21,280 - Anyway… - Turned out he tortured and killed people. 153 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,280 I was building up to that. 154 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,000 I haven't got your storytelling instincts. You tell it. 155 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,760 - No, you spoiled it now. - No, not the end bit with your dad. 156 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,640 - What end bit with your dad? - Can I just start from the beginning? 157 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,560 Yeah, just pretend you don't know the murder stuff yet. 158 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:35,720 - Sure. - Okay. 159 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,480 So, 160 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:39,760 picture it. 161 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,280 There used to be loads of holidaymakers here. 162 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,240 Loads of them. 163 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:54,680 In 1997, this couple in their twenties hire a cottage for their honeymoon. 164 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,160 Back when we still had tourists. 165 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,600 Sorry. 166 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,320 - They were here for about a week. - Mr. Smiley. 167 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,720 Loads of people saw them. 168 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,800 Dad said they drank in here a couple of nights. 169 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,616 Come the end of the week, they're supposed to have left. 170 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,680 The cleaner comes to get their cottage ready for the next booking. 171 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,680 Their car's parked outside. 172 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,720 And all their stuff's still there. 173 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,280 No sign of them. Gone. 174 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:34,960 - Creepy. - Very creepy. 175 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,880 - So, of course, Dad gets called in. - His dad was a local policeman. 176 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,560 - Aye, she knows that. - Oh. Okay, sorry. 177 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,440 So, Dad's asking around, right? Knocking on doors. 178 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:43,920 This couple is nowhere to be found. 179 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,280 Vanished off the face of the earth and all that. 180 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,200 After a day or two, it becomes a big story. 181 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,280 Mm. 182 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:52,696 Tabloids pick it up. 183 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,120 Place is swarming with journalists. It's a frenzy. 184 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:02,480 But then weeks go by, and there's no sign of them. Nothing. 185 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,720 And then Princess Diana died. You know? 186 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:10,840 Papers moved onto that. Story fizzles out. Finished. 187 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,280 Until one day… 188 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,360 One night. 189 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,400 Mm. 190 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,280 Iain Adair's drinking in here. 191 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,160 - In here? - He drank in here all the time. 192 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,760 Always sat right there. 193 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:26,960 Anyway, this night, 194 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,480 he's had way more than usual. 195 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,360 People say he's talking weird. 196 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,960 He's making a nuisance of himself. 197 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,560 There's a poster of the missing couple on the wall. 198 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:41,560 He even makes comments about the girl. And your dad… 199 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,480 Yeah, the auld pissheid, he tells Iain he's barred. 200 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,360 Iain tells him to fuck off. 201 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,560 Says he's got half a mind to come back and shoot the place up. 202 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:50,640 Nice. 203 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:57,720 Dad's worried now 'cause Iain's a farmer. He's got a shotgun. 204 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:01,360 So, Dad asks Kenneth, his dad, 205 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,640 to go and check in on Iain, have a word with him. 206 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,200 - So then Dad… - His dad, Kenneth. 207 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,560 - Of course it's my dad. - Sorry. 208 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,480 Dad drives up to Five Acres. 209 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,680 Knocks on the door. 210 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,440 Says, "I just wanna talk to you," etc. 211 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:23,840 Iain doesn't answer. 212 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:30,440 Dad's walking back to his car when Iain opens the upstairs window and… 213 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,520 shoots him. 214 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,240 Sorry. He shot your dad? 215 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,640 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 216 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,720 - Not fatally, in the shoulder. Bad though. - Holy shit. 217 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,760 So Dad, crawling back to his car, calls for backup, 218 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,440 when, from inside the house… 219 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,560 Bang! Bang! Bang! 220 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,000 Then nothing. 221 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,080 Backup arrives. 222 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,960 They go in. 223 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,880 Iain Adair shot his mum and dad, then himself. 224 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,720 Total wipeout. 225 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,360 - Farmicide. - Mm. 226 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,160 While they're looking around the farm, 227 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,240 they check out the cellar. 228 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,160 Oh God. 229 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:22,520 Behind a wardrobe, there's a hidden door leading to a bunker. 230 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,880 - Old WWII, or '60s, or something. - Here we go. 231 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,960 And inside, it's like a torture room. 232 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,840 This guy had been abducting people. 233 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:49,320 Keeping them down there and doing God knows what for weeks at a time. 234 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,880 And then burying the bodies out in the fields. 235 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,560 The honeymoon couple? 236 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,080 - Fuck me, and the rest of them. - The rest? 237 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,960 Around here, the countryside can be pretty dangerous. 238 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,880 There's deep water and all that, you know? 239 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,240 Sometimes, people went missing. 240 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,920 Walker takes a wrong turn, you know? 241 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,160 Someone rents a kayak and doesn't come back. 242 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,880 Over the years, nobody was really totting it all up. 243 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,760 - How many we talking about? - Eight. 244 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,080 Oh. 245 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,065 All been tortured. 246 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,480 And the rest of it. Dark sex things. Really extreme stuff. 247 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,480 - Yeah. Okay. - It'd give you nightmares. 248 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,600 So… 249 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,800 Yeah, that was Iain Adair. 250 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,640 That is a lot. 251 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:37,896 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. 252 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,760 And as you can imagine, it doesn't look great on TripAdvisor. 253 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,840 End result? 254 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,600 Fuck-all visitors. 255 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,400 - Didn't just shit in his victims' mouths. - Don't know he did that. 256 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,840 He shat on the tourist trade too. 257 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:55,080 But your dad, he recovered. 258 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,120 - I mean… - Well, his injuries weren't that bad. 259 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,280 - He was in hospital a couple of weeks. - Right. 260 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,680 But while he was in there, he got MRSA. 261 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,880 And that killed him over time. 262 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:09,480 So, far as Mum's concerned, Iain Adair killed Dad too. 263 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,560 Well… 264 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,000 - She's not wrong. - Aye. 265 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,960 - Another pint? - Aye. 266 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,120 Magda! 267 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,600 Three pints. 268 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,080 Can we go see where it happened? 269 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,680 It's perfect. 270 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,280 You don't see it? 271 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,920 - See what? - Can we get in there? 272 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,720 No. It's boarded up. There's planks. Why would we wanna get in there? 273 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,880 Because. This is what our film should be about. 274 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,600 All of this. 275 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,320 What? This? 276 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,120 Wha… 277 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,280 Quaint little village, 278 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:11,680 but for years, this Hannibal Lecter dude has been operating a death den? 279 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,280 At the heart of it? I mean, it's a story. 280 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,680 - It's an actual story. - Are you serious? 281 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,120 - Well, yeah. - But… 282 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:23,120 - We're meeting the egg guy on Wednesday. - Fuck the egg guy. I'm sorry. Come on. 283 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,160 Come on! 284 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,920 You said you liked the egg idea. 285 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:29,880 Oh, babe. 286 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,280 I kinda liked it. 287 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:36,920 Just like I kinda like plain pasta in a pinch. But I love this. 288 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,080 I love it! 289 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,080 So, um… 290 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,360 A… a true crime film about Iain Adair? 291 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,440 We can pitch to production companies, who will fund it. 292 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,920 I had a meeting with Kate Cezar at Historik. She might go for this. 293 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,440 - People know the story. - I didn't. 294 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,560 I mean, it's not a whodunit. There's no mystery. 295 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,880 Are you nuts? 296 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:59,760 The mystery is, "How could someone do that shit?" 297 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,120 It's "What the fuck?" It's "Give me the details." 298 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,320 And the details are so awful, it is irresistible. 299 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,440 - Sounds tacky. - No, no, no, no, no, no! 300 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,680 We won't let it be. 301 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,440 It'll be a… a solid piece. 302 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,040 Well-made, high-end. 303 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,960 And it's exploring the biggest topic, life and death. 304 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,120 It's just not the kind of thing I want us to make. Okay? 305 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,720 Well, then, what do you want to make? 306 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,960 A meditation on the Egg Man of Rùm 307 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,760 that will maybe play at a festival 308 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:33,080 and maybe be admired by a couple dozen documentary nerds? 309 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,360 Or something that people will watch? 310 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,720 Something they actually want to see! 311 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,320 If you don't wanna make it, I will. 312 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,720 Iain Adair shot my dad. 313 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,720 He died, Pia. 314 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:57,705 He fucking died. 315 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,880 - That's real. That's not fucking content. - Of course. That's not what I meant. 316 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,360 It'd dredge up so much shit for Mum. She lost her husband. 317 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,160 Okay, okay, and we can make that point. Her point. 318 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,280 He was a victim too. 319 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,240 You said that he's been forgotten in all of this. 320 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,360 It was so good. Thank you. 321 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,880 Did you not like the dauphinoise? 322 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:28,680 Uh, I just try to limit my carbs. 323 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,520 But what I had was delicious. 324 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,360 Oh. 325 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,440 Good. 326 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,280 We would do it justice. 327 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,680 It would feel and look professional. 328 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,120 Babe. 329 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,920 It's a brilliant idea. 330 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:01,520 Visual showcase. Bring the tourists back. 331 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:07,440 What was the name of that Netflix thing? About the guy that killed women? 332 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,400 Maybe narrow that down. 333 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,480 One of them, he ate her own eye in front of her. 334 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,360 The Waltonville Claw. 335 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:18,880 So, half this show was just amazing, constant footage 336 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,920 of Waltonville, forests and mountains, 337 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,600 fucking waterfalls! 338 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,520 Looked like a brochure. 339 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,240 Yeah, my cousin actually booked a holiday just off how it looked. 340 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,280 He said the place was fucking heaving when he got there. 341 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,440 Cunts get a load of this place on their 4K fucking flat screens 342 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:41,320 and they will be crawling all over us like flies on dog shite, 343 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000 but with money. 344 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,320 I've even got a drone you can use. 345 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,080 - Opening shot. - Moody piano chord. I love it. 346 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,800 - Of course you've got a drone. - Of course you're a cunt about it. 347 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,040 I've got something even better. 348 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,600 Wait there. 349 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,280 Hang on. 350 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,320 - Okay. - Yes! 351 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,720 This is my mum's curiosity box. 352 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,760 She was fucking obsessed with the whole thing. Obsessed. 353 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,880 My dad fucking hated it. 354 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,920 This is a whole archive. 355 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,480 I'd call it a morbidly obsessive collection. 356 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,240 Man, he looks creepy. 357 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:33,840 It's not every day one of your regulars turns out to be Vlad the fucking Impaler. 358 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,040 - She was bound to want a souvenir. - Will she mind if we borrow it? 359 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,640 She won't give a fuck. She's been dead for four years. 360 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,840 We can hook this up. 361 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,640 Mum's Stone Age VCR. 362 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,160 Yeah. Ooh! 363 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,040 It's got a tape in it. 364 00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,385 Mm. 365 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,120 Of course. 366 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,240 Hey, that's your mom's boyfriend. 367 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,560 - Show us his butt. - I think that's enough of that. 368 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,000 Pass us one of Stu's tapes. 369 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,065 Should we dive in? 370 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,840 It's four days since Dawn and Simon Challis 371 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,440 were last seen alive 372 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,120 in the tourist hotspot of Loch Henry, 373 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,840 the holiday cottage they'd rented left eerily abandoned. 374 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:28,000 Yet, despite extensive searches of the local area… 375 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:28,985 That's Dad! 376 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,160 …still no sign of the missing couple. 377 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,360 Locals are mystified. 378 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,616 - It all seems quite odd. - That's Stuart's dad. 379 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,840 Everybody's worried. 380 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,840 I mean, Dawn, the missing girl, is very attractive, so… 381 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,320 Objectified much? 382 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,600 - Everybody's hoping they'll be okay. - Jeez. 383 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,760 You should've asked. 384 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,400 About what? 385 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,520 All that 386 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:59,800 stuff of your mum's that you gave to Janet's boy for his film or whatever. 387 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,720 Ah, keep your blouse on. You'll get it back. 388 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,880 - Shouldn't be making movies about it. - Fuck me, movies. 389 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,480 Christ. 390 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,400 Whoa. 391 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,505 Sorry. Sorry. 392 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,600 - A bit close, babe. - No, it's okay. 393 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,760 Davis! 394 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,400 Yes! 395 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:10,040 A discovery so grim, it was almost beyond belief. 396 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,120 Whoa! 397 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,400 - He's kind of hot, I'm not gonna lie. - He's kind of hot? 398 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,480 You get the name of the pub in? 399 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,320 - Stuart, mic, mic. Wait, wait, stop! - Wait! 400 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,240 Love it. Love it! Love to see it. Save. 401 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,360 Shot at the cops. 402 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,360 Shot his parents. Shot himself. 403 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,200 But, of course, that was just scratching the surface. 404 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:24,400 What they found underneath his farmhouse was even worse. 405 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,640 Fucking horrible. 406 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,720 Okay. Uh, can we just go back to the part where you… 407 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,680 What the fuck was that? 408 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,120 - Probably broken. Stop touching it! - Ambulance is on the way. 409 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,880 - You'll be all right, Mr. King. - Fuck off me! You fuck off, you parasite! 410 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,400 You fucking insect! 411 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,800 Why dig around? It's done. 412 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:53,200 It was a thing that fucking happened, and you're here fucking pulling it all up. 413 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,080 And for what, eh? 414 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,800 For what? You want a fucking award? A pat on the back? 415 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,680 Ignore him. He's off his heid. 416 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,720 - I'll wait outside for the ambulance. - Off you go. I can handle this prick. 417 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,080 What's your fucking problem? 418 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,400 Iain Adair was an arsehole. Can I say that? 419 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,800 A term like "sadist" is probably better. 420 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,880 Right. 421 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,960 - Well, he was a sadist. That's for sure. - You okay? 422 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,336 An Olympic-level… 423 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,080 …cunt-apathic mad man. 424 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,840 Just thinking, if you're staying on for a few days, 425 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,760 I could do my shepherd's pie. 426 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,320 But, Pia, I'm not sure if you eat meat. 427 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,400 I do meat. 428 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,440 Okay. 429 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,360 Anything else, Mum? 430 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,880 No, no. I can see you're very busy. 431 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,200 That's Stuart. 432 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,680 Richard's boy. 433 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,760 Aye. 434 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,320 What is it you're working on? 435 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,680 We're doing a documentary 436 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,880 about what… happened. 437 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,320 Iain Adair and all that. 438 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:20,040 Not about your man and the eggs? 439 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,040 Uh, no. 440 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,160 You'll explain what he did to your father? 441 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,320 - Only if you want us to. - Oh, I want you to. 442 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,600 People should know. Everyone should know. 443 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:42,280 My Kenny died because of that man. 444 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,840 If Iain Adair was still alive, 445 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,040 I'd wring his neck myself with these hands. I would. 446 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,640 We were happy before he broke it all. 447 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,880 Ruined it all. 448 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,440 Such a stupid man. 449 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,480 Just the waste of it. 450 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,480 I'm sorry. 451 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,160 It's okay, Mum. 452 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,360 If there's anything you want me to help with, 453 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,720 just ask. 454 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,640 - Yeah? - Clap. 455 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,200 There we go. 456 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,360 Do I need to do that too? 457 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,280 Oh, no. You're okay. 458 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:32,520 I'll… I'll ask questions, and you just answer as yourself. As you. 459 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:35,120 As me? 460 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,840 Uh, 461 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,320 just talk loosely about the case. 462 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,320 Loosely? Like, relaxed? 463 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,400 No. 464 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,240 Been years since I was in front of any kind of camera at all. 465 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,440 Last time would've been that old one your dad had. 466 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:55,400 - But your dad never had all this stuff. - He wasn't filming for broadcast, Mum. 467 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,680 Can you imagine? 468 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,320 So, what do you think? 469 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,880 Well, it's a fascinating case. 470 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,160 Iain Adair, I mean, I'd heard of him. 471 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:12,560 But he's not as well-known as a Ted Bundy or a Fred West. 472 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,520 So… if we take this anywhere, 473 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:21,440 the first question any platform, network, whatever, is gonna ask is, 474 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,640 "What's the hook?" 475 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,800 What's the context? 476 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:29,200 There is a personal angle. I mean, his dad was one of the victims. 477 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,200 Uh, yeah. He… he was a policeman. He was shot at the farm. 478 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,080 So, he was murdered? 479 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,320 He died later. 480 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,160 Of his injuries or… 481 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,000 Not directly, but… but… but basically, yeah. 482 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,280 But he was one of the victims. 483 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,960 - Mm. - This gives him a voice. 484 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,920 And, you know, that's important to me, you know, as a… 485 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,560 as a son. 486 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,400 I think definitely explore the personal angle, 487 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,760 see what there is in it. 488 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,760 But, um, can you get hold of any new material? 489 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,640 Police interviews, diaries, that kind of thing. 490 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:06,800 We can look into those. 491 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,560 Something unseen, unheard, unexplored is what you need. 492 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,840 What about the house itself and the dungeon? 493 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,560 - It's still there. - And you have access? 494 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,600 Yes. 495 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,840 Absolutely. 496 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,240 So, how come you're using this old thing? 497 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,360 Uh, the police forensics shot on tape back then. 498 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,720 Plus, old tech, cool analog horror atmosphere. 499 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,360 Proper Blair Witch. 500 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,320 Could you do that a bit more quietly? 501 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,720 Aye, I'll put the crowbar on whisper mode. 502 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,080 Okay. 503 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,080 Oh my God. 504 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000 Okay. 505 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,000 - This is not recording. - Uh… 506 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,080 Ah, uh, yeah. Tab's punched out. 507 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,760 It stops people recording over it. 508 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,560 - Open up. - We're taping over Bergerac? 509 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,760 - Mum won't notice. - Let's hope not. 510 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,760 Boo! 511 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,080 Jesus Christ. 512 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,600 I found the door to fucking hell. 513 00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,800 I'll get a light up. 514 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,760 Is that your stage-blood mix? 515 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,040 That is still in the bag. This is lemon juice. 516 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,936 - Uh, what's that for? - Shows up under black light. 517 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,840 - Like piss and blood and spunk and… - Okay, okay, okay. 518 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,400 I'll just drip a wee bit down here 519 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,920 like Adair jizzed while slitting someone's throat. 520 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,240 Fucking hell, Stuart. 521 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,320 Lights off, please. 522 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:27,880 And then… 523 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,080 Fucking hell. 524 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:53,880 I, uh… 525 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,800 don't think we need the lemon juice. 526 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,120 Jesus Christ. 527 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,440 All right, let's get to work. 528 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,280 That was fucking creepy. 529 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,280 Feel like I've had spiders crawling over my brain. 530 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,760 Have you never been in a death dungeon? No, I find it quite relaxing. 531 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,880 That might be a tourist draw in itself, actually. 532 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,200 Good luck advertising that. 533 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,720 "Come spend the night in the dungeon." 534 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,680 - What? - What? 535 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,040 It's the kind of weird sex thing he probably did. 536 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:06,360 No, no, gluing sultanas to someone's cock is not a plausible kink… 537 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,840 Look out! 538 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:14,680 I'm sorry. 539 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:16,960 For what? 540 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,080 For not looking where I was going. 541 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,920 You're likely still concussed, so we have to keep you in for observation. 542 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,160 Be on the safe side. 543 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:30,680 She knows her stuff. 544 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,440 Look at her. She's a doctor. 545 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,120 Davis's driving, eh? 546 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,120 And you and me both been in the fucking wars. 547 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,240 You're the lucky one, no? 548 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,640 No wanking for me for a month. 549 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,360 Least you can draw that curtain round and tug yourself into a coma, eh? 550 00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:00,280 Right. Sparkling conversation as always, Dad. Get well soon, eh? 551 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:02,160 - Aye, son. - Uh-huh. 552 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,040 Any chance of a lift home? 553 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:09,640 Of course. 554 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,920 You rest up. 555 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,160 - Bye, now. - Bye. 556 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,760 I'll put that shepherd's pie on. 557 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,360 - Just for us girls. - It's fine. I have stuff to digitize. 558 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,440 - I can just… - You need to eat, dear. 559 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:46,920 Honestly, it's no fuss. 560 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,320 Thank you. 561 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,680 I'm gonna start from here, and then you guys just stand around 562 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,520 and look like you're examining stuff. 563 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,120 - Good? - Yeah. 564 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,640 All right, okay, fine. 565 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,520 And I've seen CSI, so… 566 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,800 I'm gonna come over your shoulder here. 567 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,080 Yeah, that looks good. 568 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:55,400 Maybe could you guys, like, um, cross each other's frame a little bit 569 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,120 so you look busy, like maybe there's more people? 570 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,160 Mr. King? 571 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,080 It's freezing in here. 572 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,840 Real forensics people don't moan about the cold while they work, do they? 573 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,920 - Yeah, that's good. Thank you. - Of course. 574 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:04,960 Sorry, uh… 575 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,400 What do you want? 576 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,560 You have to stop your film. 577 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,040 Why? 578 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,640 I don't have any proof. 579 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000 Of what? 580 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,480 I think I've always known. 581 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,960 Known what? 582 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000 Great. All right, that should do it. 583 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:05,400 And Bergerac returns at the same time next week on UK Gold. 584 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,600 Up next, trouble for Jacko… 585 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,240 All right. Okay, is this thing on? 586 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,280 Ah, Iain. 587 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,680 Yeah. What day we on now, Iain? 588 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,385 Iain? 589 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,000 I believe it's day nine. 590 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,120 Can you take this over? 591 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:39,880 Hurry up. 592 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:47,800 Okay, as you can see, our guests are still delighted to be here. 593 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,776 - Aren't they? - Aye, Kenny. Over the moon. 594 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,440 And it's a big treat today 595 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:56,160 because the mistress is gonna have fun with the both of you. 596 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:58,720 - How does that sound? - Does that sound like fun? 597 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:02,720 Aye, Kenny. 598 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:15,800 You can come on in, Janet. 599 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,800 Shepherd's pie. 600 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,480 Mm-hmm. 601 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,640 Shepherd's pie. It's ready. 602 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,720 Right. 603 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,520 I'll plate up. 604 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,560 Ken gave me that. 605 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,040 We had such fun together. 606 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,520 - Everything all right? - Yes. I need the bathroom. 607 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:03,280 Come on. Come on. 608 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,320 Come on. 609 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,120 Fuck. 610 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,160 Are you sure you're okay, dear? 611 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,080 I'm just stepping out. 612 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,480 Out? Right now? 613 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,400 Yes, I just feel cooped up. A little walk. Clear my head. 614 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,040 Are you sure everything's all right? 615 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,480 I'm fine, really. I… I won't be a minute. 616 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,760 Shit. Come on. Come on. 617 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,520 Maybe the crash gave you a shock, dear. 618 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:34,000 - You'll catch cold out here. - I'm fine. 619 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,160 - You should get in. - No! 620 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:37,280 Get in the car! 621 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,400 You come back now! 622 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,200 I won't hurt you! 623 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000 No. 624 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,240 Cunt! 625 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,440 Fuck! 626 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,480 Cunt! Cunt! 627 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:17,720 Fuck! Cunt! Cunt! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 628 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,440 Fuck! 629 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,560 So, tell us about the film you were making. 630 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,400 Pia. 631 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,320 Oh, lovely. 632 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,160 It's four days since Dawn and Simon Challis 633 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:16,000 were last seen alive 634 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,480 in the tourist hotspot of Loch Henry. 635 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:29,080 Been years since I was in front of any kind of camera at all. 636 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,440 You can come in now, Janet. 637 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,360 Sorry. 638 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,736 Years ago, I spent a night with Kenny and Janet 639 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,080 and got carried away into adult stuff. 640 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,480 You know, sex games. 641 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:56,480 I was married. 642 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,240 The way they behaved that night, the whole experience, 643 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:02,640 made me think that maybe Iain Adair hadn't acted alone. 644 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,576 Police have announced shocking new discoveries 645 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:09,440 about the notorious Loch Henry murders of the 1990s. 646 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,936 For years, it was thought Iain Adair acted alone. 647 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,160 In fact, he'd been under the guidance of local officer Kenneth McCardle 648 00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:17,240 and his wife, Janet. 649 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,160 McCardle shot the Adairs dead, 650 00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:22,960 deliberately wounding himself to cover up his role in the slaughter. 651 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:24,760 The woman who hid the secret 652 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,640 of her and her husband's part in the crimes killed herself… 653 00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:31,120 …after leaving recordings of the murders where her son would find them. 654 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,000 But your dad never had all this stuff. 655 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,200 He wasn't filming for broadcast, Mum. 656 00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:48,720 Can you imagine? 657 00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:01,400 And so, to honor this year's documentaries, 658 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,400 please welcome Kirsty Wark. 659 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,920 Hey, quiet down! This is us. This is the bit. 660 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,520 The nominees for best factual series are… 661 00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:13,640 The Tipley Pedophile Ring. 662 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,520 Truth Will Out. 663 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,920 Yes! 664 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,000 Inside Project Junipero. 665 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,400 And the BAFTA goes to… 666 00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:26,280 Loch Henry. 667 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:31,360 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 668 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,000 Come on! 669 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,080 Yes! 670 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,960 Also, our fabulous post-house, Cart Before Horse. 671 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:44,280 And, of course, the most important person on the stage, 672 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,760 who allowed us to tell his story. 673 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,920 I'd like to dedicate this award to Davis McCardle 674 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,840 and to his late girlfriend, Pia. 675 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:12,600 Ugh. There's that actress from that comedy about the bipolar single mum 676 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,560 who fucking cries all the time. 677 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,400 Tell us a joke, love. 678 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:18,400 Shit, she's coming over. 679 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,280 Can I just say, I love you. 680 00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,360 And your show was sublime. 681 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,480 Oh, thank you. 682 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,520 Um, are you the Loch Henry guy? 683 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,080 Oh my God. 684 00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,080 I am not worthy. 685 00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,960 Such an incredible piece of work. 686 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,120 Thank you. 687 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,200 Kate Cezar, Historik. 688 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:43,360 We are actually developing a drama based on the whole thing. 689 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,840 - Okay. - We will be looking for a Pia. 690 00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,840 - That's all I'm saying. - Wow, that is interesting. 691 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,000 Well done, you bastard! 692 00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,000 It's the red carpet for you, eh? 693 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,800 We've been booked up for weeks, pal. Listen to how packed it is. 694 00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,560 Seriously, I just want to say…