1 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:32,520 Got a customer. 2 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,520 - I'm on my lunch. - Yeah, I can smell that. 3 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,640 Mine's in five minutes, so if I start with a customer now, 4 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,080 it cuts into my break. 5 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,320 That's Keith Holligan. 6 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,400 So? 7 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:57,960 So he murdered his wife. 8 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,840 Oh, it were manslaughter. 9 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,680 Judge said she drove him to it. 10 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,440 Don't seem like the strangling type to me. 11 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,080 - Puffy hands. - Surely, we don't have to serve him. 12 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:11,400 Everyone needs shoes, Nida. How about doing your job? 13 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,080 I think I'm going to need the 11. 14 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:33,880 I'm large. 15 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,120 For my height. 16 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:49,040 - Sure you can't do a discount? - I'm so sorry. No, we can't. 17 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,400 I'm just a bit strapped till the end of the month. 18 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,600 I can put them aside for you. 19 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:56,760 Go on, then. 20 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,760 If you fancy writing down your number, I won't mind. 21 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,200 Reckon he's into your sort. 22 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,640 Time and time and time again! 23 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,440 And so we've been treated to this rather pathetic display 24 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:46,480 of a flailing government holding on for dear life. 25 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,520 And it is thanks to Mr. Callaghan's government limping on 26 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,640 that our nation has suffered through a winter of discontent. 27 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,200 Now, they promise us a brighter future, 28 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:01,720 yet the fact remains that Labour isn't working. 29 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,840 - He's a bit bloody young, in't he? - He's good though. 30 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:09,040 They haven't just failed nationally, but right here in Tipley. 31 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:14,960 You only have to look around to see it. Rubbish in the streets. Crime on the rise. 32 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:17,600 The character of your neighborhood 33 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:19,840 under threat. 34 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,521 Bloody right! We don't wanna end up like Cheetham. 35 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,360 You hear what he said? He said, "We don't wanna end up like Cheetham." 36 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:33,200 Of course, we all want change, but the right kind. 37 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,280 So don't just hope for a better future. 38 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,280 Vote for one! 39 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,040 Thank you. Thank you very much. 40 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,000 As the election nears, 41 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,120 polls show Mrs. Thatcher's Conservative Party 42 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,800 retains a commanding lead. 43 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:18,120 Violence erupts as the far-right National Front march through Southall, 44 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,720 causing thousands in damage 45 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:23,640 with over 100 arrests and five police officers hospitalized. 46 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:26,920 US and Soviet nuclear non-proliferation talks hit… 47 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,560 Down two places to number six, "Does Your Mother Know" by ABBA. 48 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:34,080 A new entry at five for Paul McCartney and Wings with "Good Night Tonight." 49 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:37,560 And at number four right now here in the studio with their hit "Rasputin," 50 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,880 it's Boney M. 51 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,040 You're dreaming if you think you can pull that off. 52 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,960 Mr. Duncan wants a word. 53 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,120 So, Nida, it's nothing major, 54 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:07,760 but I understand you're in the habit of eating your lunch in the stockroom. 55 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:09,585 - Oh… - It's fine. 56 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,840 Everybody does it. We don't mind. But it's… 57 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,200 it's what you're eating. 58 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:18,720 You see, most people's food, um, normal food, 59 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,480 it doesn't tend to linger afterwards. 60 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,920 It's not really fair on your coworkers, 61 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,480 and there is a chance it could… well, it could get into the shoe leather. 62 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:31,000 So, if you must eat in there, maybe just bring in a sandwich. 63 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,880 Like a cheese and ham sandwich. 64 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:36,080 Or just a cheese sandwich, if you're one of those that doesn't do ham. 65 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,600 - Of course, I'm sorry to have to ask… - I'll do sandwiches from now on. 66 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,480 You know, I think Vicky will be very appreciative. 67 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,320 But as… as will we all. 68 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,280 The thing is, I did bring a biryani in today. 69 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,440 I see. 70 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:58,600 Well, um, it's… How about the basement? 71 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:02,400 - Yes! Yes, you could use the basement. - The basement? 72 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:05,360 Mr. Possett himself used to work down there in the early days. 73 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:08,800 He didn't like to be disturbed. It couldn't be further from civilization. 74 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,920 Thank you, Mr. Duncan. 75 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,560 Very good. Very good. Thank you, Nida. 76 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,280 What? 77 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,760 Hello, what do you want? 78 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,800 Just taking my lunch break. 79 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:56,960 Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. 80 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,680 Medium atomic weights are available. 81 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:03,240 Gold, Lead, Copper. 82 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,120 Jet, Diamond, Radium, 83 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,800 Sapphire, Silver, and Steel. 84 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:14,440 Sapphire and steel have been assigned. 85 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,960 Hello. 86 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,040 So, where are they? Mum and Dad? 87 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,480 - Gone. - Gone? Gone where? 88 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,200 Out of the door, downstairs? 89 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,640 Well, where, then? 90 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,280 Here in the room? 91 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,400 You mean they disappeared, Helen? 92 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,880 Uh, yeah, hi. So, my name's Gaap. I'm a demon. 93 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,120 You anointed this talisman with your blood, 94 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,360 so now we're bound together and… 95 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,240 Bloody hell. 96 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,240 Look, I… I've got a whole introductory speech here. 97 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,920 We… we gotta work together. 98 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,640 Can you pick me up? 99 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,560 Come on, pick me up. 100 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,960 Just… just pick me up. 101 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,360 Please? 102 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,640 That's it. Come on. Come on. 103 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,640 I… I… I won't bite. 104 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,920 I promise. Come on. 105 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,520 Right. So, as I was saying, you anointed the talisman, 106 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,600 and the rules are you've gotta carry out three human sacrifices 107 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,000 over the next three days 108 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,600 or else the world's gonna end. 109 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,680 What? 110 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,120 If you want me to help you, you need to permit me entry. 111 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,200 Uh… 112 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,080 Dost thou permit me entry? Yes or no? 113 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,600 This isn't real. 114 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,240 You have to say "yes." Just say the word "yes." Say it. 115 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,280 If you say "yes," I'll… I'll stop, okay? I'll go away. 116 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:54,160 You'll never hear from me again, like this didn't happen. Just say "yes." Say it. 117 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,440 Say it. Come on, say it. Say it. Say it! Say it! Say it! 118 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:58,520 Yes! 119 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,600 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on. What's the matter? 120 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,640 All right, I gotta be honest. I lied about going away. 121 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,440 Uh, hang on. Is it… is it these? 122 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:38,120 Yeah, yeah, sorry. My regular appearance is probably a bit much for this realm. 123 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,680 Uh, just a sec. 124 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,800 This any better for ya? 125 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:48,960 I peered into your soul, 126 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,320 and apparently, this is a physical look you find appealing, so… 127 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,280 Maybe you saw this recently and liked it? 128 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,120 I don't know. Let me have a look. 129 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,680 Wow. 130 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,080 Uh… 131 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,080 Okay. Am I, like, a clown? 132 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,000 This how clowns dress in your realm? I mean… 133 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,840 I mean, I can… I can work with it, but… 134 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,120 Uh… 135 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,680 You have got to get over the shock and just talk to me. 136 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,840 You know, we have got to work together. 137 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:24,920 I'm dreaming. 138 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,200 Dream… You're really not, you know. 139 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,480 You're not real. 140 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,800 You're not real. You're not real. You're not real. 141 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,760 Hiya. Like I said, we have got to work together. 142 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:46,000 It's blood and bone. You marked the talisman. I don't make the rules. 143 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:50,080 I mean, basically, we need to deliver three sacrifices by Maymass… 144 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,760 Uh, that's May Day to you. Or else it's… 145 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,480 Well, it's burning skies time. 146 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,640 I sense you need some convincing. 147 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,160 Uh… 148 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,320 Let me show you how this will play out, all right? 149 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,480 What'll happen if we don't succeed. You ready? 150 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:09,880 Ready? 151 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,640 Three, two, one. 152 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,440 So, basically, this is the sort of thing we're dealing with. 153 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,080 Scorching wall of flame. 154 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,800 It's agonizing death for all, and so on. 155 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:16,040 See, burning people, they do smell like you'd expect, don't they? 156 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,480 Like a… a burger on a griddle. 157 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,760 It's quite nice if you disassociate from it. 158 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:24,200 Mind you, the charred hair really gets stuck in your throat. 159 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:35,120 To be honest, I don't want the apocalypse to come about any more than you do. 160 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,040 So let's stop it happening, you and me. 161 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:40,000 All we have to do is deliver three sacrifices in three days. 162 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,360 It's only three killings. 163 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,840 Like I said, animals don't count. You have to do humans. 164 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,400 And there's gotta be a cadence to it. One a day. 165 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,760 It's one kill a day. It… it's… 166 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,240 Wha… what? 167 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:02,680 That is fewer people than die falling off ladders in the same time period. 168 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,000 You'd be less lethal than a ladder. 169 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:08,040 If I talk to you, you're real, so I'm not gonna talk to you. 170 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,960 Well, we started conversing already, so that ship has sailed. 171 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,240 - No, it hasn't. - Oh, oh, yes, it has. 172 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,200 Uh, don't worry. We're a team. 173 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,960 I'm on your side here, you know? 174 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,360 Let's just get kill number one under your belt. Start racking 'em up. 175 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,880 You can stop it because I am not killing anyone. 176 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,120 …so I don't know why you keep talking to me! 177 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,040 That's what I'm here for. All right? Moral support. 178 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:33,160 So just hold on to that brick. Let's go thwack someone. 179 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,800 - What brick? - The one in your hand, love. 180 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,440 I'm not doing what you say. 181 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,520 What's that, love? 182 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,080 Oh yeah. 183 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,280 Yeah, he's perfect. 184 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,600 There's no witnesses. 185 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,400 - Talk about beginner's luck. - No. 186 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,720 One quick pop to the head and you're done. 187 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,520 Please, make him stop. 188 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,120 Make who stop? 189 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,720 Love? Are you all right? 190 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,360 - I need a doctor. - You want me to go and call one? 191 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,400 Would it help if I told you I can see into this man's soul, 192 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,160 and he absolutely deserves to die? 193 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,880 - Shut up! - He's got a daughter. 194 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,960 Her name's Laura. She's eight years old. 195 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,000 Do you wanna know what he does to her? To Laura? 196 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,560 - No, I don't wanna know. - Sorry, love. I don't follow. 197 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,120 He pays Laura a little nighttime visit… 198 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,200 Shut up! 199 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,880 Is everything okay? 200 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:34,200 Do you wanna know how the bastard makes her feel? Get a load of this. 201 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:51,000 She kills herself, aged 28, exhausted by the pain and the shame of it. 202 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,640 Maybe put that down. 203 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,320 Yeah, it does take some getting used to, I'll grant you that. 204 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,720 But a couple more of those and I'll be out of your hair. 205 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,240 Look, hang on. 206 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:41,600 Uh… Yeah, yeah. Look, see? One line gone. 207 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,640 That's one sacrifice registered. Two to go. 208 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,000 You've got a whole day to pick the next one. 209 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,640 Oh, come on. You… 210 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,920 You forgot to flush. 211 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,320 Oof. Fuck me. 212 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,520 Sorry to disturb you, sir. 213 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,600 - What is it, Suz? - A missing person. 214 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,585 Boy or girl? 215 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,440 A 39-year-old man. 216 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,240 A Tim Simons. 217 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,505 No, don't know him. 218 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,576 His wife said he didn't come home last night. 219 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,200 Yeah, because he's on the piss. 220 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,880 It's not even 24 hours yet. 221 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:24,120 I know, but, sir, the thing is, she says his dog came home without him. 222 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,920 I suppose we stopped taking pictures of each other. 223 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,120 Here. 224 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,200 That's him. 225 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,920 He… he never stays out. He… 226 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,760 Something's happened. I know it. 227 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,720 We don't know anything's happened at all. 228 00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,920 Hello. 229 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,800 Who's this? 230 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,360 It's okay. 231 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,480 It's okay, Laura. 232 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,680 This man and this lady are going to help find Daddy. 233 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,200 Worried sick, aren't you, love? 234 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,520 How long are you just gonna sit there for? 235 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,560 You're late for work. You have to go in. You can't have people getting suspicious. 236 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,000 I mean it. If you don't turn up… 237 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,080 Fucking shut up! 238 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:35,960 I killed a man. 239 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,840 - I've killed someone. - Yeah, that was hours ago. 240 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,720 I keep feeling the crack of his skull on the brick. 241 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,080 I did that. 242 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000 It's your fault. 243 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,360 You're not even… 244 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,920 I'm crazy. 245 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,920 I'm a crazy person. 246 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,320 They said Mum was mad. 247 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,040 They'll say it about me. 248 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:05,320 But this time, they'll be right. They'll be totally bloody right. 249 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,840 Hey, look, look. You're not crazy. 250 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,000 I'm a murderer. 251 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,920 Yeah, but you're not a crazy one. 252 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:13,680 Why is this happening? 253 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,440 Look. 254 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,240 This is actually my first assignment. 255 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,320 It's more of an initiation, really. Sort of earning my wings. 256 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,600 I mean, I'm new to this too. 257 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,480 I'm not a bad person. 258 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,920 Oh no. No. It wouldn't work if you were. It has to be someone corruptible. 259 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,920 So, I mean, if you think about it, what's happening here, 260 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,520 it actually reflects really well on your character. 261 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:45,880 Huh? 262 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,920 Yeah. 263 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,240 What… what are you doing? 264 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,960 - Calling the police. - What? Why? 265 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,440 - Why? - So they'll arrest me. 266 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,720 But then you won't be able to do the other sacrifices. 267 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,705 Good! 268 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,480 Then the apocalypse will happen, and billions will die. 269 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,840 I mean, I know. I get it. 270 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,680 You don't want the blood of three victims on your hands, 271 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,520 but if it saves billions… 272 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,600 Hello, emergency services. What service do you require? 273 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:28,960 Hello? 274 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,320 Hello? Is anyone there… 275 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,800 See? You… you are a good person. 276 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:41,760 What do I do? 277 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:47,480 Just carry on as usual so the normals don't get spooked, 278 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,440 which means going to work. 279 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,440 And while you're there, we can decide who to kill next. 280 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,120 Hello. 281 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:12,800 What's this? 282 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,400 You were supposed to be in at 9:00. 283 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,680 I threw up this morning. I thought I might be ill. 284 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,160 Oh, don't come near me. 285 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,840 I don't want your germs. 286 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,320 You look awful. 287 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,760 Well, she's nice. 288 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,280 Front-runner for the old… I think. 289 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,360 Uh, she does steal from the till, you know. 290 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,880 - Gotta pick someone! - Sh! 291 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:47,600 God, I… I do love a little old lady. Hey… 292 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,560 Oh, isn't she sweet? 293 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,680 She can't stop thinking about the end though. 294 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,760 They can't wait for it to come. You'd be doing her a favor. 295 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,840 Shut up. 296 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,520 - What was that, love? - Nothing. 297 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,160 - She dreams of death. Even now… - How are those for you? 298 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,880 I think they're good. I'll just go and have a little look. 299 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,400 Just do it. No one will miss her. 300 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,920 No, shut up. 301 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,800 She's nearly dead already. 302 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,560 Very nice. 303 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:18,360 Sir? 304 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,880 - Sir? - Yeah? 305 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,480 They said you're in here. 306 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,000 That was nice of 'em. 307 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,320 - Can it wait? - It's Tim Simons. 308 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,320 Oh aye. Turned up, has he? 309 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,400 He has, sir, but he's dead. 310 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,920 Someone's clobbered him, sir. 311 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,840 So they have. 312 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,320 So, come on. What time do you finish? 313 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,440 Depends what time you wanna start. 314 00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,400 Maybe I won't wanna stop. 315 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:04,000 And maybe I won't wanna stop you. 316 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,920 How about this handsome fucker, eh? 317 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,520 God's gift till he loses his hair at 32 318 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,160 and spends the next 29 years taking it out on his missus. 319 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,120 - Stop showing me this stuff. - His missus won't be her. 320 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,480 She never marries. Very sad. 321 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:27,840 Well, well, look. It's half-five already. You gotta get the next one in by midnight. 322 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,920 You have to pick someone. 323 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,080 On your last trip, did you discover what the Earth people eat? 324 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,720 They eat a great many of these. 325 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,240 They peel them with their metal knives. 326 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,200 Boil them for 20 of their minutes. 327 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,600 For fuck's sake. 328 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,520 - Do you want the apocalypse to happen? - You're in the way. 329 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,320 They are clearly a most primitive people. 330 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,000 Nuclear tensions rise as talks break down 331 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,600 and US and Soviet jets… 332 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,960 I was watching that. 333 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,080 Both superpowers possess a growing arsenal of atomic weaponry, 334 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:06,440 yet given the horrific devastation any nuclear exchange would cause, 335 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,680 it's assumed the policy… 336 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,760 You see that? 337 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,480 It's manifesting. 338 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,440 Do you understand? This is the form it's taking. This is real. 339 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,000 You don't have much time. 340 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,880 You're the only one who can stop it. 341 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,600 No. No. 342 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,840 Don't take the piss, Nida. 343 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,080 No, you're not… you're not a knife person. 344 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,520 - Way too grabby. Cut your hands all up. - Yeah. 345 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,840 Oh, I know. I know. Down there. 346 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,000 Yes. 347 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,160 That's you. You're a basher. 348 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,720 Come on, you've had the practice now. It'll be way easier this time. 349 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:55,080 Dutch courage, eh? That's what you need. Where do you keep your booze? 350 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,240 I don't drink. 351 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,840 Yeah, shit, yeah. 352 00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,560 Uh… 353 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,200 Well, do you want a drink? 354 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,000 She totally blanked you, huh? 355 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,336 What about her? 356 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,080 - You know? - You waiting, love? 357 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:33,480 I'll have… 358 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,520 Triple scotch, please. 359 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,600 Easy, you still got work to do. 360 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,880 You want ice with that? 361 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,080 Do people have it with ice? 362 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,160 Generally. 363 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,520 Okay, then. 364 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,720 Actually, make it two triple scotches. Thank you. 365 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,760 - You don't have to get one for me. - I didn't. 366 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,880 Right, let's get cracking. 367 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,680 You see anyone tasty? 368 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,360 Oh, oh, all right. You see him? He's perfect. 369 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,560 Piece of work, that one. 370 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,840 String of burglaries. Mostly targets the elderly. 371 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,560 What do you reckon? 372 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:31,720 - No? - Mm-mm. 373 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,400 Okay. Uh… 374 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,520 Ah! You see… you see her with the pints? 375 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,600 She went on holiday when she was 12 years old 376 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,000 and saw her sister drown in a swimming pool. 377 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,760 She could've pulled her out, but she just stood there and watched. 378 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:49,320 Fucking hell. 379 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:51,960 You could be making this up. 380 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,320 Ah! Okay, you see him? 381 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,760 About three years ago, he thought his wife was cheating on him. So, he… 382 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,280 Strangled her in the bath. 383 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,960 Are you familiar with his work? 384 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,200 Keith Holligan. 385 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,360 It's funny. It wasn't premeditated, 386 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,840 but he did have a hard-on when he did it, so… 387 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,440 I think we have a contender. 388 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,000 Well, he can't have got far. Come on. 389 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,800 Perfect location. Ain't no witnesses. 390 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,000 You should rush him. 391 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,120 Now, come on! 392 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,400 Did you just follow me from the pub? 393 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,520 You're a dark horse, aren't you? 394 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,320 I've read about girls like you. 395 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,520 - I'm just around the corner. - You know what? Home turf. Even better. 396 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,680 Come on. 397 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,640 Not much sense in being shy now. 398 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,440 Looks like he wipes his arse with his house. 399 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,280 Um… 400 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,880 Do you want to do it here or… 401 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,640 Um… 402 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,960 May… maybe bedroom's better? 403 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,600 - I think the bedroom. - Bedroom, right. 404 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:46,520 Come on. 405 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,280 Don't be frightened. 406 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,760 It's almost midnight. You're cutting it fine. 407 00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,880 - Shut the fuck up, you. - What was that? 408 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,240 Can't wait to fuck you. 409 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,320 Fucking hell. 410 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,840 Sorry, it's a bit… 411 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,600 Sorry. 412 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,920 What are you doing? Just fucking do it. 413 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:18,960 Tell you what. You get comfy. I'll just go have a wash down there first. 414 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,040 Mm-hmm. 415 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,800 Won't be a minute. 416 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,720 Not actually gonna shag him, are you? 417 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,880 I was… I was just checking. I was just checking… 418 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:58,160 Uh, it is 11:54, six minutes left, since you asked, so… 419 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,480 Just fucking come on! 420 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,960 You're gonna hit me with that. 421 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:40,760 Okay, then. 422 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,840 I always knew something would happen. 423 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,440 Ever since I did it, 424 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000 I've had 425 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,400 dreams. 426 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,400 This is what I deserve. 427 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,800 I honestly did love her. 428 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:10,760 I think. 429 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,040 I wasn't a bad husband. I just… 430 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:46,800 Yes! 431 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,000 Ah, even with four minutes to spare. 432 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,880 Well, you can't have that lying around. 433 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,880 Get out before he sees ya. 434 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:25,680 Sh. 435 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,800 Keith? 436 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,080 Who are you? 437 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,680 No, no witnesses. He's gotta go. 438 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,080 - Get out! - I can't kill another one. 439 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,016 - Stay there. - He's seen you. You have to. 440 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,480 Get out of my house! 441 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,440 Get away! 442 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,520 Do it! It's him or you. 443 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,960 Please, please, please. Just get out of here. 444 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,520 Please, please 445 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,360 I'm so sorry. 446 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,000 I'm so sorry. 447 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,440 I'm so sorry. 448 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:46,920 Come on, let's go. 449 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:04,880 Who was he? 450 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,240 That'd be Keith's brother, Chris. 451 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,080 What was he like? 452 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,400 You know stuff. 453 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,360 Was he a good person or a bad person? 454 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:23,840 He was… 455 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,520 ordinary. 456 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,600 I know. I know. I know. 457 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,840 It's not what you wanna hear, but, you know… 458 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,160 …what's done is done. 459 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,960 And on the plus side, you scored two tonight. 460 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,440 That one a day is just a minimum, but two does get you over the line. 461 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,720 You done it. 462 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,800 Hey, look. 463 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,600 See, it, um… 464 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,480 It… 465 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,040 Just… just two secs. 466 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,120 Hi there. Gaap of Misophaes. 467 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:10,720 Yeah. 468 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:14,440 Yeah, so, uh, I've got a talisman circa 1926, 469 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,920 but the rune face just failed to register one of the sacrifices. 470 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,600 Yeah, two kills, but only one's been recorded. 471 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,280 Right. 472 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,560 Um, I mean, yeah, but… 473 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,360 What? We… we… 474 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,400 What, we can't just… 475 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:37,880 No. 476 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,080 Yeah, yeah. I get it. I get it. 477 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,240 - Keith didn't count. - What? 478 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,840 - Why? - He's a murderer. 479 00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,400 Makes him ineligible. That's what they're saying. 480 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,680 But we've been picking people who deserve it. 481 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,080 You're not strictly supposed to do it that way. I just… 482 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,240 I thought you'd find it easier. 483 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,360 I mean, the first bloke, the one by the canal, 484 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,880 they're giving us that one 'cause he's never actually killed anybody, but… 485 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,840 What about what he did to his daughter? 486 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,200 You said she kills herself at 28, thanks to him. 487 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,560 Yeah, but that's in the future. 488 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,520 I'm sorry. 489 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,480 Look, basically, anyone who's already been directly responsible 490 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,800 for the death of another human being, they're off-limits. 491 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,960 Once that's happened, as far as my boss is concerned, 492 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,680 they're playing for the home team. 493 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,280 You know, we're actually lucky 494 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,040 that Keith's brother turned up just before midnight. 495 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,960 It would've been Armageddon otherwise. 496 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,880 Look, you did well. 497 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,560 Oh, absolutely go fuck yourself! 498 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,560 Right up a tree! 499 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,840 - This is all right for you. - It isn't. 500 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,240 No blood on your hands. You're just watching. 501 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,800 Light entertainment. 502 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,600 If the apocalypse does come, you'll have a big fun finale. 503 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,240 - That'd be upending the whole place… - It's frowned upon. You get told off. 504 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,080 If I fail my initiation… 505 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,040 Kicked out of demon school? Boo-hoo. 506 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,920 - More like cast out. - Whatever. 507 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,120 Cast out into a boundless, cosmic void. 508 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,720 And doomed to spend eternity in a vacuum of infinite nothingness. 509 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:31,840 Absence of matter, of time, of space, light, and sound. 510 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:37,240 I would endure a profound, palpable, 511 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,360 and ever-present lack of existence, 512 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,320 alone in perpetuity, 513 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,440 forever more. 514 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,000 Sounds like my life. 515 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,440 To be honest, I'm scared. 516 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,280 So one more victim, then. 517 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,600 Yeah, only thing for it. 518 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,840 - I can't be doing a total innocent. - It's just murderers we have to avoid. 519 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,280 You mean people like me. 520 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,880 My whole life, I never wished harm on anyone. 521 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,160 I didn't. 522 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,360 Uh… 523 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,520 You couldn't have summoned me for my trial if you hadn't. 524 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:48,240 Well, you had to be corruptible, not beyond corruption. 525 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,640 You know what? You must have had some dark force inside you 526 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:56,400 when you touched the talisman. There's no shame in it. 527 00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,520 No, go on. Who pissed you off? 528 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,760 So I'm thinking just lure her down to the basement on some pretense, 529 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,640 clock her on the stairwell, and say she lost her step and fell. 530 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,840 Snap out of it. You can deal with the kid out there. 531 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,120 Needs black shoes for a funeral. They pulled her dad out of the canal. 532 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:38,000 I'd do it myself, but she gives me the willies. 533 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,360 Well, she… she… she's not in mourning. 534 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,800 Well, she's… she's not not mourning. 535 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,960 Happy it's finished. Sad he's dead. It… 536 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,360 But… it has finished. 537 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,080 You… you spared her another five years of it. 538 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,720 A lifetime of therapy, 539 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,240 but a lifetime, nonetheless. 540 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:17,040 She's a mum at 29. A nan at 57. 541 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,480 Eh? 542 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,280 I just thought you'd like to know. 543 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:29,400 It's a good fit. 544 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,680 And, of course, the final touch. 545 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,080 - Colin, really? You… - No, no, no, no, no. 546 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,736 - I insist. Too late. - Very well. 547 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,000 Here we are in footwear. 548 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,560 This is Mr. Michael Smart. 549 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,520 You probably recognize him. He's all set to be our next MP. 550 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,800 Well, with a little luck and a following wind. 551 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,920 - His father and I were at school together. - Fuck me. 552 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,360 He's been using my weekend cottage as a base of operations. 553 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,520 You can tell he's ex-military. 554 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,760 Michael's got a big speech tonight at the town hall. 555 00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,600 I promised him a new suit and new shoes. 556 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:05,080 The finest that Possetts has to offer. On the house. 557 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,200 I've told him he'll go out of business at this rate. 558 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:11,400 Fuck me some more. 559 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:15,280 Well, I said I'd leave you in the hands of our finest assistant, so, um… 560 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,720 Vicky, if you could take care of Michael. 561 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,480 Michael, enjoy Vicky's more than capable hands. 562 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,720 - Hey, steady on there. Steady on. - Won't you walk this way? 563 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,440 I'll walk however you want. 564 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,800 For Christ's sake, there's boxes all over the floor. 565 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,320 Would you pick up your bloody mess? 566 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,520 I'm thinking car park later. 567 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,840 Wait till he comes out. Reverse into him. 568 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,400 Pin him up against the wall. 569 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,400 Keep the pedal down till you hear the stomach pop. 570 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,640 Eh? What do you think? 571 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,160 - I won't tell if you don't. - What? 572 00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,320 I hope I have your vote this week. 573 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,840 Afraid not. National Front for me. 574 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:03,360 Why is that? 575 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,920 Don't like how things are changing around here. 576 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000 Mm. 577 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:10,560 My aunt, she's been in Cheetham 20 years. 578 00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:13,320 Now she's got them living either side. 579 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,160 That's what's next. We've not got a pot to piss in, 580 00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:18,520 so why should we share with them who don't belong? 581 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,240 You think voting National Front will help? 582 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,960 I think they'll stand up for us. 583 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,560 Says so right on the front of their leaflet. 584 00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,240 But they won't get elected. 585 00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,560 - They might. - They're too overt. 586 00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,520 People feel it's, um, 587 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,240 bad manners. 588 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,600 You know why I don't print "stop immigration" 589 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,680 in gigantic letters on my campaign literature? 590 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:47,800 Because look at me. 591 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:52,640 Look at me! 592 00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,680 You know what I stand for. 593 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:15,720 So, 594 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:17,480 do I have your vote? 595 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:22,240 Yes, sir. 596 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000 Good girl. 597 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,400 So, who are you gonna kill, your boss or Vicky? You haven't got long. 598 00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,360 What's his future? Michael Smart? 599 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,600 - Uh, it… - Can you show me his future? 600 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,840 - Yeah, but let's not… - Then show me right now. 601 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,080 Or I'll run out there, confess to everything, 602 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,640 and then it's over, and then you're fucked. 603 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,360 Show me. 604 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:55,800 16,472 votes. 605 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,720 Not just different, they're inferior. 606 00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,056 …expelled from the Tories, 607 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,200 Michael Smart launched his new Britannia party. 608 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,920 The rivers of blood are here! 609 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,560 Reclaim your power. 610 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,200 The land is ours. 611 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,360 In a shock victory, Britain has a new prime minister. 612 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,840 Fifth columnist traitors. 613 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,280 I've seen what's coming. 614 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,160 Rising seas, burning sky. 615 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:16,760 We are at war. 616 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,760 He's fucking Satan. 617 00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,880 No, he's not one of ours, not literally. 618 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:33,320 I mean, they do like him. They're fans of his work, you might say. 619 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,400 He's got to go. 620 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,360 - He's next. - Oh, uh, they are not gonna like that. 621 00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,920 Just avoid murderers. You said that was the one rule. 622 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,240 Right, but he's responsible for an impressive number of juicy deaths… 623 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:45,640 Not yet he isn't. 624 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:48,240 Right, but he… he… he beats his wife. 625 00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:51,000 - Hasn't killed her, though, has he? - I mean… 626 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:55,000 I mean, he killed a dog with a rock when he was 12. 627 00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:57,600 Animals don't count. That was one of the first things you said. 628 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,680 - Does Michael Smart qualify or not? - Well, technically, yeah, but… 629 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,000 Then I choose Michael Smart. He's the one. That's that. 630 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,360 Honestly, they are not gonna like it. 631 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,560 But it's within the rules, so they can lump it. 632 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:12,240 It's him 633 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:13,880 or no one. 634 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:15,800 I mean it. 635 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,960 Do you want to fail your initiation? 636 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,880 He wants to try an 11. 637 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,840 Hurry up. It's gone closing time. 638 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:31,440 Stool's there. Do it yourself. 639 00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:32,425 Uh… 640 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:25,640 You've changed. 641 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,400 No sign of forced entry. 642 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,280 - Could've been a fight between 'em. - Well, one hell of a fight. 643 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,720 Well, we know Keith was no angel, for sure. 644 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:03,800 Did any of our lot turn that on? 645 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,320 I don't think so. 646 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,040 Keith Holligan? Aye, he were in last night. 647 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,400 He's in most nights. 648 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:21,760 Anything unusual about him? 649 00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,240 Well, he killed his wife. 650 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,960 I mean, last night. Was he behaving differently? 651 00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,880 Just his usual self, such as he is. 652 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:33,520 Sat on his perch dragging his pints out. Left around closing time. 653 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,920 - Anyone follow him out? - Not that I saw. 654 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,280 Well, thanks for your time, Bob. 655 00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:45,400 There were one thing last night. I mean, she didn't speak to Keith. 656 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,560 - Who didn't speak to Keith? - This Indian lass. Never been in before. 657 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,960 Drank two triple scotches by herself. 658 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,440 We don't get many of 'em in here, let alone ordering whiskey. 659 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,680 - Can you describe her? - Yeah, Indian. 660 00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:57,625 You mentioned that. 661 00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,800 That's all that stood out. Bit shorter than you, maybe. 662 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,440 Julie, did you see her? 663 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:03,680 Sat over there. 664 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,720 - Saw her talking to herself. - Talking to herself? 665 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,160 Sort of muttering. 666 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:11,720 Seen her in town. 667 00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,200 Works in shoes at Possetts. 668 00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:24,880 Cheers, Bob. 669 00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,280 After Smart's finished his speech at the Town Hall, 670 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,800 he's got to head for the cottage, which is here. 671 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,360 So whichever way he goes, he's out in the country. 672 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,880 So I'm thinking I wait outside the hall in the car. I follow him along the… 673 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:40,080 - What if he's not alone? - Is he gonna be alone? You tell me. 674 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,520 - Well, yeah, but… - Well, then all I have to do is… 675 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:52,240 Some people, eh? 676 00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,560 I'm gonna paint over it. 677 00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:58,840 Nida Huq? 678 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:02,400 Len Fisher, Tipley Police. I'm just making some routine inquiries. 679 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:03,680 Do you mind if I have a word? 680 00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,000 Yeah, sure. 681 00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,280 I mean, yes. 682 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:08,920 Inside? 683 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:11,840 Invite him in, and then kill him. 684 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:16,760 Yeah. 685 00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:27,640 - Would you like a cup of tea? - Oh, no need. I won't keep you. 686 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,640 Well, like I say, it's just routine. 687 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:32,400 Okay. 688 00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:37,680 Were you in the pub last night? The Three Crowns? 689 00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,520 Yeah, I was. 690 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:45,200 Regular, are you? 691 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,000 - I wouldn't say that. - How often are you in there? 692 00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,240 To be honest, last night was the first time. 693 00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,040 First time. 694 00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:55,360 God, it's just… it's just around the corner, isn't it? 695 00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:57,800 Well, I don't drink. Not usually. 696 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,240 But you did last night. 697 00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,440 Yesterday was Mum's birthday. 698 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,320 She's not with us anymore. 699 00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:12,200 You know, it's not… 700 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:13,840 Not easy. 701 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:17,080 No. 702 00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:21,120 And I'm not meant to drink. 703 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,960 I don't have it in the house or anything, but… 704 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,600 I'm not proud of myself. 705 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,000 I'm not here to judge. 706 00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,880 We all need to let off steam every now and then. 707 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:38,960 Thank you. 708 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:44,560 What's all this about anyway? 709 00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:48,440 Well, you've probably heard about Keith and Chris Holligan. 710 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,840 - Who? - The Holligans. Keith and Chris. 711 00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:54,240 I've not heard of them, I'm afraid. 712 00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:00,480 Well, Keith was actually in the Three Crowns last night. 713 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,000 Did you see him? 714 00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:04,160 Maybe. 715 00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:06,560 I wouldn't know him. 716 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,120 Well, I only ask because… 717 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,640 Looks like you served him at work a few days ago. 718 00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:18,760 Did I? 719 00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:21,360 Those are your initials, aren't they? 720 00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:24,040 Must have served him, then. 721 00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:28,560 We get so many in the door. 722 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,160 To be honest, by the end of the day, I hardly recognize myself. 723 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:36,120 So, you didn't see him? 724 00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,160 I certainly didn't notice him. 725 00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:49,400 So sorry I wasn't more help. 726 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,800 Well, if anything does come to you, please let us know. 727 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,520 Well, you're a total fucking liar, in't ya? 728 00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,680 I'm impressed. 729 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,960 - He didn't buy it though. - Best hurry, then. 730 01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,000 Smart will be finishing his speech. 731 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,880 That cop is following us. 732 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:28,880 It really would be an easy kill. 733 01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,680 He was gonna have a heart attack next year anyway. 734 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,200 It's not like he has any family. No one's gonna miss him. 735 01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:46,880 And together with the threat to freedom, there is a sense of helplessness. 736 01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:50,120 A sense that our once great nation 737 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,560 has fallen behind, lost its way, 738 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:56,240 lost its identity. 739 01:00:58,280 --> 01:00:59,880 But it is not too late, 740 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,800 and we are not helpless. 741 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:04,800 This election may decide our fate. 742 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,760 Well, that fate is ours to decide. 743 01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:11,280 So don't just hope for a better future. 744 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,080 Vote for one! 745 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,480 Fantastic. Fantastic. Great night. Thank you. 746 01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,280 Oh, thank Karen for the quiche. 747 01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:29,600 - Hey, great speech. Good luck. - Oh. Thank you. 748 01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,160 - I've got a good feeling about this. - I… I do hope so. 749 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,280 Well, uh, off for my beauty sleep. 750 01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:35,880 Oh, of course, yeah. 751 01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,680 The bloody hell you up to, love? 752 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,200 Bollocks. 753 01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:01,080 - It's not too late to find someone else. - Oh, shut up! 754 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:04,400 I'm just saying it'd be much easier for me if you found someone else… 755 01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,240 If you're not gonna help, then piss off. 756 01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:09,680 I mean it. 757 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:12,840 Fine. 758 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:52,080 God's teeth! 759 01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:25,920 Shit. 760 01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:39,280 What the bloody hell are you doing? 761 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,000 Come on. Help me, then. 762 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:55,400 Please. 763 01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:57,520 Please. 764 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,400 Police! 765 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:03,880 Stop! 766 01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:05,800 I said stop! 767 01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:09,080 Bloody animal. She's trying to bloody kill me. 768 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:13,800 Put it down. 769 01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:16,280 I have to do it. 770 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:18,200 It's not right. 771 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:20,200 You know it's not. 772 01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:25,360 Are you a good man? 773 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,520 I don't know, love. 774 01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:30,120 I hope so. 775 01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:33,640 Put it down. 776 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:36,600 Love… 777 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:38,440 Put it down. 778 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:40,440 If I don't do this by midnight, 779 01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:42,800 there'll be war. 780 01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:46,305 Fire… 781 01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:47,600 Fire everywhere. 782 01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:50,680 Well… 783 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,200 we'll deal with that if it comes to it. 784 01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,280 Put it down. 785 01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:07,720 I can't. 786 01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:12,760 Gaap, I'm sorry. 787 01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:14,480 Gaap! 788 01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:17,360 - Come here. - I'm sorry. 789 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:19,640 No, no, no. 790 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:22,760 I'm so sorry. 791 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:24,920 It's okay. 792 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:28,760 It's okay. 793 01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:36,680 Nida? 794 01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:40,760 Nida? 795 01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:44,920 You're saying you were only targeting people who've done something wrong? 796 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,000 Mm-hmm. 797 01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:47,760 Um… 798 01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:51,200 except that man, um, Chris. 799 01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:53,945 He just turned up. 800 01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:59,120 And each time you sacrificed someone, it got registered on the talisman? 801 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:00,200 Is that right? 802 01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,240 But they said Keith didn't count. 803 01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:05,560 Which wasn't fair. 804 01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,240 This was in your jacket pocket. 805 01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:12,240 This is a talisman, yeah? 806 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,520 It's gone normal now. 807 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:20,280 Before, it… 808 01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:24,720 before, it had shapes on it that sort of changed when you looked at it. 809 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:28,520 And the demon who told you to do all this, 810 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:31,160 he first spoke to you through that talisman? 811 01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:34,160 Just for a moment. I could only hear him to start with. 812 01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,880 - Then he was actually in the room. - What did he look like? 813 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:38,480 Like a monster at first. 814 01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:41,960 Then he turned into the man from Boney M. 815 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:45,720 The man from Boney M? 816 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:48,440 Who does the dancing? 817 01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:58,560 Okay. 818 01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:04,240 - So, the man from Boney M tells you… - His name's Gaap. 819 01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:08,960 Sorry, Gaap tells you there'll be a nuclear war 820 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:12,080 if you don't kill three people before May Day. 821 01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:13,520 He didn't just tell me. 822 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,520 He showed me what it'd be like. 823 01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:22,200 I felt the flames. 824 01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:26,800 I smelled people burning. 825 01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:34,360 Not long now. 826 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:38,360 I tried to stop it. 827 01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:41,040 Honest, I did. 828 01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:22,320 Her mind's gone, that's for sure. 829 01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:25,760 Certainly what the lawyer will say. 830 01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:27,680 Am I mad to feel sorry for her? 831 01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,320 Suz, there's three men dead. 832 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:34,160 So, no matter how much sympathy you might muster for her personal situation, 833 01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:35,720 there's families mourning. 834 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:36,800 You hear that? 835 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,000 Nida? 836 01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:05,600 Evening, all. 837 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:12,185 I failed. 838 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:14,920 Yeah, well, me too, so that's that. 839 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,240 Just got word. They are casting me out. Eternal oblivion. 840 01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:24,040 I'm so sorry. 841 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:30,720 Do you wanna come with me? 842 01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:34,065 What? 843 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,080 That's where I've been, checking the small print. 844 01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:37,320 The rules don't cover it. 845 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,520 There's another loophole, apparently. 846 01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:44,240 They don't say anything about a human companion. 847 01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:46,720 So, I mean, you could come with. 848 01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:51,720 Into eternal oblivion? 849 01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:53,640 Oh no, it's much worse than that. 850 01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:56,960 It's with me. 851 01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:04,800 I'll give it a go. 852 01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:30,200 Jesus Christ, they've done it.