1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:43,583 --> 00:00:44,957 Oh my God! 3 00:00:44,958 --> 00:00:47,457 Wow, look at us. 4 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:48,874 We were so happy then. 5 00:00:48,875 --> 00:00:50,833 What happened to us? 6 00:00:51,416 --> 00:00:53,165 I blame you. 7 00:00:53,166 --> 00:00:54,665 I think it's your fault. 8 00:00:56,041 --> 00:00:58,333 - Happy anniversary. - Happy anniversary. 9 00:00:58,875 --> 00:01:01,707 Happy anniversary. 10 00:01:01,708 --> 00:01:03,707 - Save it for tonight. - What? 11 00:01:03,708 --> 00:01:05,665 - Yeah. - I'll make some coffee. 12 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:06,875 Okay, that's great. 13 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:10,708 You can stay here and look at more pictures of me. 14 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:15,540 Does anyone know how autonomous drone insects 15 00:01:15,541 --> 00:01:16,915 help with flowers? 16 00:01:16,916 --> 00:01:18,583 Anyone? Tisha. 17 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,540 - Polarization. - Ah! 18 00:01:20,541 --> 00:01:22,165 Almost. Very close. 19 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:23,374 Pollination. 20 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:26,332 So the ADIs buzz from flower to flower 21 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:27,832 and spread pollen, 22 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:30,583 which is the same way organic bees used to do. 23 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:33,249 And the technology around this is amazing. 24 00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:35,332 Oh, that's it. 25 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:36,750 Class is over. 26 00:01:37,291 --> 00:01:38,958 Happy weekend, everybody. 27 00:01:39,541 --> 00:01:42,582 - Bye. - Bye-bye. Bye-bye, see ya. 28 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:45,500 Hey, Eva. 29 00:01:47,083 --> 00:01:48,457 Everything okay? What's up? 30 00:01:48,458 --> 00:01:50,040 It's Tisha again. 31 00:01:50,041 --> 00:01:51,957 She laughed at my shoes. 32 00:01:51,958 --> 00:01:54,040 We can't afford new ones. 33 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:55,375 These were my sister's. 34 00:01:55,958 --> 00:01:58,165 - Tisha says they're old. - Mm. 35 00:01:58,166 --> 00:02:00,165 They're not old. They're vintage, 36 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:02,707 which means they tell their own story. 37 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:04,333 And that is cool. 38 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,541 Okay, I guess so. 39 00:02:07,041 --> 00:02:09,665 All right. Have a great weekend. 40 00:02:09,666 --> 00:02:12,707 - Bye. - Bye. Who has the coolest shoes? 41 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:13,749 I guess me. 42 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:16,040 - Hey, cool shoes. - Thanks. 43 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:18,624 Amanda, are you coming for a drink? 44 00:02:18,625 --> 00:02:19,999 Oh. 45 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,040 - Yes, you are, is the answer, but... - Well, the problem is I can't. 46 00:02:23,041 --> 00:02:24,915 Come on, I could use the moral support. 47 00:02:24,916 --> 00:02:26,999 I would love to come. Really, I can't. 48 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Why not? 49 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:31,957 That's why not. Our anniversary. He's taking me away for the weekend. 50 00:02:31,958 --> 00:02:34,374 - Guten Tag, ladies. - They're back. 51 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:36,457 They were at the back of your sock drawer. 52 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:40,540 I really tried my best to never see them again, but here we are. 53 00:02:40,541 --> 00:02:41,790 It's tradition, isn't it? 54 00:02:41,791 --> 00:02:43,894 Got the suede shorts, but I didn't think 55 00:02:43,895 --> 00:02:45,374 I should wear them around the school. 56 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:47,499 Are you taking her somewhere nice? 57 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,374 God, no. No, same old shithole. 58 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:52,374 - Where we got married. - All right, have a good time, you guys. 59 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:53,790 - Thank you. Bye. - Bye. 60 00:02:53,791 --> 00:02:54,958 Be safe out there. 61 00:02:57,666 --> 00:02:59,750 I'm so excited. Happy anniversary. 62 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,749 The minute your brain tries to think about it, 63 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,333 it can't think about it. 64 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:17,874 Still the same sign as ever. 65 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:20,457 You think Phyllis is still working the desk? I hope so. 66 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:22,290 I hope she's not, actually. 67 00:03:29,916 --> 00:03:32,457 Do you remember when Janice got up and started singing? 68 00:03:32,458 --> 00:03:35,040 Your maid of honor? Yes. Would she remember? 69 00:03:35,041 --> 00:03:36,541 Do you think she was drunk? 70 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:40,249 - Oh my God. - And one Juniper Brat Burger. 71 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:42,665 - Jeez Louise. - One more Juniper Brat Burger. 72 00:03:42,666 --> 00:03:43,707 Thank you, Polly. 73 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:45,665 - Wow. - Yeah, sure. Knock yourselves out. 74 00:03:45,666 --> 00:03:48,415 - Thank you. Thank you? - Oh, it hasn't changed. 75 00:03:48,416 --> 00:03:51,958 Oh, they have really outdone themselves. 76 00:03:52,341 --> 00:03:53,415 - Ooh! - Look at that. 77 00:03:53,416 --> 00:03:54,582 - Ready? - Yeah. 78 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:56,707 Three, two, one. 79 00:03:58,458 --> 00:03:59,999 - Oh! - Mmm. 80 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,125 Mmm! 81 00:04:01,958 --> 00:04:03,457 Oh, that's dense. 82 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:05,624 I like when my food fights back. 83 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:10,582 Wow. He's sweet. 84 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,208 I hope they're an item. 85 00:04:13,916 --> 00:04:16,291 He's more committed than ever before. 86 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:29,416 Oh, look. 87 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:32,458 The old piece of gum is still here. 88 00:04:33,375 --> 00:04:35,750 - Oh! - Hello, our little friend. 89 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:38,207 Who stuck you up there? 90 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:39,665 We all know how you feel. 91 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:42,625 What's with the sex yoga? 92 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:46,750 Apparently, this helps your little swimmers find their target. 93 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,333 Are you sure you wanna try again? 94 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:55,000 - This isn't an official try. - Mm-hmm. 95 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:57,541 But I'm okay with a happy accident. 96 00:04:57,941 --> 00:04:58,957 Okay. 97 00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:02,833 Although, arguably, I'm doing a lot of encouraging right now, so... 98 00:05:03,458 --> 00:05:04,708 I'll encourage you. 99 00:05:05,208 --> 00:05:06,790 Oh. 100 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:10,750 - Oh. Oh, you okay? - Another headache. 101 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:14,541 Another fucking headache. Oh, you poor thing. 102 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:17,250 Lucky for you, it's post-coitus. 103 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:20,624 Coitus. Nice. 104 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:22,457 - Can you grab my, uh... - Yeah, I got you. 105 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:24,290 - Medic... Oh, thank you. - Here you go. 106 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:26,999 Ooh. 107 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 That's, uh... Wow. 108 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,040 Made you some coffee, babe. 109 00:05:35,708 --> 00:05:36,708 Babes? 110 00:05:39,291 --> 00:05:40,291 Babe? 111 00:05:41,791 --> 00:05:43,625 Hey. You okay? 112 00:05:44,916 --> 00:05:46,416 - I got my period. - Oh. 113 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,708 Hey, we'll get 'em next time, okay? 114 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:54,540 - We bought this too soon. - No, don't do that. 115 00:05:54,541 --> 00:05:58,207 Yeah. I mean, you know I can't resist a bargain, 116 00:05:58,208 --> 00:05:59,875 but maybe it was bad luck. 117 00:06:00,416 --> 00:06:02,000 Come on, Amanda. 118 00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:04,000 Maybe it still is. 119 00:06:04,666 --> 00:06:06,915 Let's put it on eBay and just get a couple bucks. 120 00:06:06,916 --> 00:06:08,041 Shut up. 121 00:06:08,875 --> 00:06:10,416 We're gonna need it soon. 122 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:15,375 After last time, we don't even... know if I can. 123 00:06:16,666 --> 00:06:17,666 You can. 124 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:19,875 And you will. 125 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,332 Or my dick will die trying. 126 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:25,625 Ah... 127 00:06:26,541 --> 00:06:28,499 - I'm late. I love you. - Love you. 128 00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:38,583 Mike! 129 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,333 Mike! 130 00:06:43,666 --> 00:06:45,666 - What? - Come here. 131 00:06:49,791 --> 00:06:51,875 - What's up? - We need Shane on the rig. 132 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:55,291 - Where is he? - Taking too long on his break again. 133 00:06:59,291 --> 00:07:01,457 All right, you weirdos. 134 00:07:01,458 --> 00:07:02,458 Shane! 135 00:07:02,958 --> 00:07:03,958 Don't be resting. 136 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:07,207 - Nothing. - Wait one moment. 137 00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:09,082 Come on. You're taking the piss. Get out there. 138 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:11,707 I just threw some coin at this loser on Dum Dummies. 139 00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:12,832 - On what? - Dum Dummies. 140 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:15,249 - You don't know about Dum Dummies? - No, come on. 141 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:16,499 It's so fucking funny. 142 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,249 Desperate people go on here, 143 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:21,707 and then the audience pays them to do some dark shit. 144 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,624 - When we reach 20 bucks... - I don't, I... 145 00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:26,165 This guy is gonna drink his own piss. Look at him. 146 00:07:26,166 --> 00:07:27,832 Oh, look, look. Target reached. 147 00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:32,207 - Fucking sick. - He's drinking piss. 148 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:33,540 Jesus Christ. 149 00:07:33,541 --> 00:07:37,249 - I'm supporting the gig economy. - Don't do it on the work computer. 150 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:40,583 You're so good at your job, I just wanna see you do it, you know? 151 00:07:41,375 --> 00:07:44,957 Oh, fuck you guys. 152 00:07:44,958 --> 00:07:46,457 Fucking Americans. 153 00:07:46,458 --> 00:07:51,332 Then the sun's rays travel millions and millions of miles, 154 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,624 all from space, 155 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:55,999 and come down and hit the solar panels. 156 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,166 And then, once they hit the solar panels, 157 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,583 they, uh, travel 158 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:03,449 far... 159 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,500 travel... long. 160 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,790 Mike! Mike! 161 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:14,958 Hey, Mike! 162 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:17,250 Mike! 163 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:20,624 - What? - Hospital's trying to call you. 164 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,707 - What? - Something about Amanda. 165 00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:28,083 - Did they say what it was? - I don't know, but it sounded serious. 166 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:39,415 There is no simple solution 167 00:08:39,416 --> 00:08:42,665 due to where it's located and how long it's been growing. 168 00:08:42,666 --> 00:08:45,125 It's essentially fused to her parietal lobe. 169 00:08:49,541 --> 00:08:51,416 - Mr. Waters? - Yeah. 170 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:56,290 - As I was saying, there's no... - Is she gonna be okay? 171 00:08:56,291 --> 00:08:59,750 I'm sorry. Her prognosis isn't good. 172 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:02,458 How... 173 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:07,583 Sorry, what are you saying to me right now? 174 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:10,666 She may never regain consciousness. 175 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:18,750 No. 176 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,083 No. I mean, come on, look at her. 177 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:24,915 She's breathing in there. There must be something you can do. 178 00:09:24,916 --> 00:09:27,540 Even just a few months ago, I'd have said no, 179 00:09:27,541 --> 00:09:29,874 but now there may be an option. 180 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:31,707 It's... it's a new start-up. 181 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:34,040 They have an experimental procedure. 182 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:36,791 - It's very new, so not without risk. - Okay. 183 00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:39,375 Their rep was in here just last week. 184 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:44,207 I can't make a personal recommendation, but you want me to call her? 185 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,750 Yeah, I want you to call her. 186 00:09:57,958 --> 00:09:58,958 Hi. 187 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:01,332 You must be Mike. 188 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,750 Uh-huh. 189 00:10:03,541 --> 00:10:05,958 I'm Gaynor from Rivermind. 190 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,208 Come with me. 191 00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:13,791 Rivermind is a revolution in neurological science. 192 00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:17,915 How it works is both high-tech and incredibly simple. 193 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:22,082 So we take an imprint of the affected part of her neural structure, 194 00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:24,750 and we clone it onto our mainframe. 195 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,708 So basically, we just... we make a backup 196 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:31,374 of part of her brain onto our computer. 197 00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:35,165 And then we remove the tumor and the surrounding tissue and... 198 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:37,249 Wait, wait, wait. Isn't that dangerous? 199 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:38,415 Well, normally, yeah. 200 00:10:38,416 --> 00:10:40,750 But we made a backup, remember? 201 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:47,374 And then we replace what we removed with synthetic receiver tissue. 202 00:10:47,375 --> 00:10:51,249 And then the Rivermind System transmits cognitive function 203 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,249 from the backup on the cloud-based server. 204 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:56,832 - Allowing her to live her life. - Okay, has anyb... 205 00:10:56,833 --> 00:11:00,082 Does this work, honestly? Has this been tested even? 206 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:01,207 Yes, it has. 207 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:03,125 I am living proof. 208 00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:05,791 Wait. What are you talking about? 209 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:09,415 Do you want me to show you? Okay, you see me right now, right? 210 00:11:09,416 --> 00:11:10,499 - I do. - Okay. 211 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,833 Eighteen months ago, this was me. 212 00:11:13,541 --> 00:11:15,833 - Oh shit. - I had a terrible accident. 213 00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:19,457 I got a knock to the head that technically killed me. 214 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:22,832 So I was... I was lucky to be one of the first Riverminders. 215 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:25,457 - Otherwise, I would not be here... - Are you... 216 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:28,957 I'm sorry. I don't... I... I don't know how else to say this. 217 00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:31,290 - No, go ahead. Bring it on. - Are you, um... 218 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,791 Tell me. Normal? 219 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:34,790 - Yes. - Yes. 220 00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:37,208 Physically, mentally, I... 221 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,124 I am fine. 222 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:44,874 And my kids say that I am still the same pain in the ass that I was. 223 00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:47,208 It's really sweet. 224 00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:51,000 - Do you have children? - Not yet. 225 00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:52,708 Oh. 226 00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:55,124 Been close a couple of times. 227 00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:56,208 Mike. 228 00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:59,332 This will give you time. 229 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:02,582 - Yeah. - Yeah. 230 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:03,582 It will. 231 00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:05,415 Yeah. 232 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:07,540 - So a couple things you need to know. - Uh-huh. 233 00:12:07,541 --> 00:12:09,290 She's gonna sleep more every night. 234 00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:10,540 One or two more hours. 235 00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:13,499 It's one of the ways that we help the demand on our servers. 236 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:17,707 And then she has to physically stay within the coverage range. 237 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:21,082 It's kind of like cell service. We're new, but let me just show you. 238 00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:24,915 So we already have most of the state covered, 239 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:26,374 and in the next year or so, 240 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:30,500 we're gonna roll out nationwide and worldwide. 241 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,500 How much is this gonna cost? 242 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,708 It's less than you think. 243 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,290 Is it less than we have? 244 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:40,999 Because it's pretty tight. 245 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,250 Honestly, it's less than you think. 246 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,423 We're really trying to drive uptake, 247 00:12:45,424 --> 00:12:48,124 so our pricing is really reasonable. 248 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:50,208 - Uh-huh. - And 249 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,041 the surgery is free. 250 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,040 Wow, okay. 251 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,165 - Yes. - Okay. 252 00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:59,915 And then for the streaming, we run a subscription model. 253 00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:00,999 - So it's 300. - Mm. 254 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,625 It's 300 a month. 255 00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,333 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 256 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:19,416 Mr. Waters? 257 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,915 She did great. You can see her now. 258 00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:31,666 Hey. 259 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,415 - Hi. - Hey, babe. 260 00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:36,457 Hi. 261 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:37,790 Is it really you? 262 00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:38,833 Mm-hmm. 263 00:13:39,666 --> 00:13:42,875 Aw, I'm so happy to see you. 264 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,291 - Ditto. - Mm. 265 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:49,999 They said I was gone for a couple days. 266 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,750 - Yeah, you were. - Mm-hmm. 267 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,166 I came back. 268 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,750 - So you did. - Thanks to you. 269 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,749 The doctor said I could go home next week. 270 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:04,208 Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna get you home. 271 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,333 Missed you. 272 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:10,083 That nurse said I was a miracle. 273 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:16,083 You are a fucking miracle. 274 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:19,250 I am a fucking miracle. 275 00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:23,291 Hmm. 276 00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:32,165 Holy shit! I mean, 277 00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:37,000 I'm, like, really happy I'm alive, but 300 bucks a month? 278 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:40,165 Mike, it's a lot of money every month. 279 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:41,332 Yeah, I know. I know. 280 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:44,624 But I'm taking extra shifts, and there's stuff that we can cut back on. 281 00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:48,541 Like... maybe we don't need that trip to Galway. 282 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:51,290 To see your dad? No. 283 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,457 It says Rivermind won't roll out in Ireland for a couple of years, 284 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,820 and Dad's a bit of a cunt now anyway, 285 00:14:56,821 --> 00:14:58,665 so that's a cutback I can live with. 286 00:14:58,666 --> 00:15:00,583 Come on! 287 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:05,999 You know you're going, like, five miles per hour, right? 288 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,749 You just had surgery on your brain. I'm being cautious. 289 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:12,416 Yeah, well, there's cautious, and then there's, like, this. 290 00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:14,791 You're so pretty when you're alive. 291 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:50,582 Okay, guys, let's take a look at our little friend, 292 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,040 our little amphibian. 293 00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:55,208 Don't put your fingers in there 'cause he might think it's food. 294 00:16:41,916 --> 00:16:43,625 - Hey. - Hey. 295 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:52,833 Go easy on those. Can't afford more until payday. 296 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,207 - Go grab me another one. - Sure. 297 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:12,250 Guy's pulling out his own tooth. 298 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,166 Oh yeah! 299 00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:20,332 Look, he swallowed it! 300 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,708 Shit. 301 00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:48,791 Babe. 302 00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,208 Sorry I'm late. 303 00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,291 Shane knocked over a scaffold. 304 00:17:58,916 --> 00:18:01,083 Amanda? 305 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:14,750 Shit. 306 00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:17,500 It's June 5th this Saturday. 307 00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:20,041 Okay, and? 308 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000 And? 309 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:27,916 Ju... June 5th. 310 00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:30,541 Our anniversary? 311 00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:33,124 - Oh shit. - God. 312 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:36,041 Oh, I'm sorry. 313 00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:38,750 I didn't plan anything. 314 00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:40,790 I did though. 315 00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:42,958 We're going to the Juniper. 316 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,874 Okay. 317 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,666 A fun little splurge. 318 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,250 - You okay, hon? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 319 00:19:02,916 --> 00:19:04,791 - I can drive. - I'm fine, Amanda. 320 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:07,582 Just a really long day today. 321 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,040 Yeah. You're doing too many shifts. 322 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,996 Mm, yeah, well, we need the money. 323 00:19:11,997 --> 00:19:14,374 It's not like you can get a second job. 324 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:15,958 - Oh. - You need to sleep. 325 00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:18,415 Yeah, that's not really my fault. 326 00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:19,749 I know. I know. 327 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:22,415 I'm not... That wasn't... That's not what I was saying. 328 00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:25,207 You know, we could just not go to the Juniper 329 00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:27,208 and save some money, you know? 330 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,999 We promised we'd always go on our anniversary, babe. 331 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,499 I know, I just... I'm saying we could celebrate at home. 332 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,207 I need a break, Amanda. I work my fucking arse off. 333 00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:41,290 - We both do. It's not just you. - I'm not saying you don't. I'm not s... 334 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,124 - I didn't... - But I sleep all the time. 335 00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:46,915 - And I'm just a teacher. - Oh, "just a teacher." 336 00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:48,999 - Not manual labor. - I see where we're going. 337 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,707 - But that... - You work hard, Amanda. 338 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:53,249 - I'm not fucking disputing that. - I'm not making money... 339 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,832 We both work hard! Nobody is disputing that! 340 00:19:55,833 --> 00:20:00,290 I'm just saying, don't you wanna have fun in our free time, you know? 341 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,290 Babe? Shit. 342 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,625 Babe, babe, babe? Sweetheart, can you hear me? 343 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:14,125 Okay, babe? Babe. We're gonna get you to the hospital, okay? 344 00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:17,000 All right, wait, wait. 345 00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:21,458 Oh shit. 346 00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,458 Fuck, fuck! 347 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,458 Oh shit. 348 00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,374 What happened? What happened? 349 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,499 - Why are you driving so fast? Don't... - I'm not. 350 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,583 Slow down. 351 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,749 - What's wrong? - Oh my God. 352 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,457 Oh God. 353 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:38,582 I understand. 354 00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:40,915 Wow, that must have been so frightening, you guys. 355 00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:43,125 - Yeah. - Oh. 356 00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:48,040 The good news is there's no malfunction, Amanda. 357 00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:49,416 - There... Wh... - What? 358 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:52,124 Did you not just... She blacked out. 359 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,957 - Yeah, it was... - I thought she was dead. 360 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:58,166 It's because you passed outside the coverage area. 361 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,582 - But you said that you checked the map. - I did check the m... 362 00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:04,290 - I looked. It said it was within range. - You were gonna... 363 00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:09,958 Ah, ah, ah. What happened was we are upgrading some of our towers, 364 00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:15,415 and the ones in Palmer County are on the new bandwidth, 365 00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:20,875 which is part of an exciting change to Rivermind's service. 366 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,707 What do you mean, change? 367 00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:23,958 From Monday, 368 00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:29,625 we are introducing Rivermind Plus. 369 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:32,754 - Plus? - A new subscription tier 370 00:21:32,755 --> 00:21:36,374 that has extended coverage, okay? 371 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:39,832 So it makes great use of those upgraded towers. 372 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:42,207 - I'm gonna show you. Stand by. - That could be good. 373 00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:44,540 - Yeah. We have this... - Here we go. All right, look at this. 374 00:21:44,541 --> 00:21:46,040 This is it. As you can see, 375 00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:49,750 we will be extending our coverage all over North America. 376 00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:51,957 - So we can travel. - Yeah. 377 00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:55,124 Yes, if you upgrade, then absolutely you can travel. 378 00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:56,790 And if we don't? 379 00:21:56,791 --> 00:21:59,707 Then you just stay within your existing coverage range. 380 00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:01,957 So you're saying 381 00:22:01,958 --> 00:22:04,665 that we have to upgrade to Plus 382 00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:07,290 if we wanna leave the county? 383 00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:08,291 Right, yeah. 384 00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:11,707 When we signed up, you said it was just gonna roll out everywhere. 385 00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:14,275 Yes, it is, with Rivermind Plus. 386 00:22:14,276 --> 00:22:16,124 That's what this is. This is the rollout. 387 00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:17,832 How much is the... how much is the Plus? 388 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:20,749 So it is $500 a month 389 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,290 on top of the existing package. 390 00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:25,457 So $800 in total. 391 00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:27,957 - 800 bucks a month? - Yeah. 392 00:22:27,958 --> 00:22:30,249 We can't afford that. That's not... We can't... 393 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,957 You don't have to worry about that. 394 00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:33,862 I mean, if you choose not to upgrade, 395 00:22:33,863 --> 00:22:36,707 you'll just stay on Rivermind Common. 396 00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:38,835 - "Common"? - And you will continue 397 00:22:38,836 --> 00:22:41,499 to enjoy experiencing the services 398 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:44,750 that you already have at the current price point. 399 00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:52,874 You okay? It's nearly eight o'clock. Won't you be late? 400 00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:56,041 Yeah. I swear I'm sleeping more, 401 00:22:57,041 --> 00:23:01,500 which was a life goal, but this isn't like normal sleep. 402 00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:06,666 There's like a... ... electronic whistling in my head. 403 00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:10,708 - You want a coffee? - Yes, please. God, yes, thank you. 404 00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:15,999 Have you tried Espresso Grande? 405 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:20,332 The beans are roasted slow and long for a richer, smoother taste. 406 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,083 Can't say that I have. 407 00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:26,583 - Can't say that you have what? - Tried Espresso Grande. 408 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:28,832 Is that what this is? 409 00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:31,290 What? No. That's just our usual shit. 410 00:23:31,291 --> 00:23:32,291 Mm. 411 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:36,374 - So why did you bring up Espresso Grande? - I didn't. 412 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:40,541 - Wait, what? - Sh... Fucking Shane. 413 00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:42,416 Fucking Shane today. 414 00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:45,791 See you later. 415 00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:53,874 So, at the hive, 416 00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:57,540 the bees pass the nectar between themselves until it's gooey, 417 00:23:57,541 --> 00:24:02,499 and then they push it into the wax chamber until it becomes... 418 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,082 Anyone? Bobby. 419 00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:05,374 It becomes honey. 420 00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,166 That's right. Honey. 421 00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:10,457 Kids love honey. 422 00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:12,832 That's why parents love Honey Nugs. 423 00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:16,500 Whole grain chunks covered in golden Tupelo honey, 424 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,916 the sweetest way to start your day. 425 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:20,833 Honey Nugs from Ditta. 426 00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:24,750 And can anyone tell me something with honey in it? 427 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:27,832 Mickey. 428 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,832 - Honey Nugs. - Honey what? 429 00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:30,957 Honey Nugs. 430 00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:32,999 What are... what are those? 431 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 The sweetest way to start your day. 432 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:38,625 Okay, if you say so. 433 00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:40,707 Anyone else? 434 00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:42,375 Bye-bye. Bye. 435 00:24:44,541 --> 00:24:46,416 Bye, sweetie. See you tomorrow. 436 00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:49,707 Hey, Oscar, what's up? You're kind of quiet today. 437 00:24:49,708 --> 00:24:50,708 You okay? 438 00:24:50,709 --> 00:24:55,083 Well, Mom says we have to move out to get away from Dad. 439 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:57,750 Oh, well, 440 00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:01,790 you know, your mom must have a very good reason 441 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:04,082 to even think about saying something like that. 442 00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:06,583 Yeah, Dad gets mad all the time. 443 00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:09,540 That must be really scary. 444 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:12,499 Yeah, but he says it's Mom's fault. 445 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,082 I don't wanna go. 446 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:16,541 Oh, I hear you, Oscar. 447 00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:18,583 Listen, 448 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,999 sometimes we have to do things that we don't wanna do, 449 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,916 but they turn out for the best. 450 00:25:25,416 --> 00:25:26,416 Uh-huh. 451 00:25:26,417 --> 00:25:27,750 And the truth is, 452 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:32,041 families that stay together bask in the glow of Christ's heart. 453 00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:35,832 For more information on faith-based family counseling, 454 00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:37,875 visit Christsheart.com. 455 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:39,541 Okay. 456 00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:42,791 Okay. 457 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,416 Have a good day. 458 00:25:52,666 --> 00:25:53,666 Long day? 459 00:25:54,583 --> 00:25:55,583 Yeah. 460 00:25:58,125 --> 00:26:00,833 Too long for a happy accident? 461 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:03,291 Fuck no. 462 00:26:06,383 --> 00:26:07,415 Oh. 463 00:26:07,416 --> 00:26:08,833 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Mm. 464 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:22,665 Ride smooth with Thirst Trap Lube. 465 00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:23,666 Mm... 466 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:27,124 Available in six flavors, none of them vanilla. 467 00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:31,207 What did you say? 468 00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:32,208 What? 469 00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:36,166 - What did you just say? - I didn't say anything. 470 00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:39,165 No, I mean when you were just talking about lube. 471 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:40,791 Oh, I don't need lube. 472 00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:44,790 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 473 00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:48,832 Why did you just say, "Ride smooth with Thirst Trap Lube"? 474 00:26:49,834 --> 00:26:51,332 What? I didn't... I didn't say that. 475 00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,624 Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did, just now. 476 00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:56,791 I know the kind of sex stuff that I say. I would never say that. 477 00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:02,666 No, no. Sorry. 478 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,166 Fuck of a buzzkill, that. 479 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:12,124 Hoping for a hard time? 480 00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:15,040 Try Manville Erectile Dysfunction Gel. 481 00:27:15,041 --> 00:27:17,916 Side effects may include high blood pressure and suicidal ideation. 482 00:27:21,958 --> 00:27:22,958 What? 483 00:27:23,291 --> 00:27:26,250 Oh, yeah, that's a commercial message. 484 00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:29,249 Jesus Christ. 485 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:31,374 As in an advertisement? 486 00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:33,185 It's something that we are trialing 487 00:27:33,186 --> 00:27:35,874 as a part of the evolution of our service. 488 00:27:35,875 --> 00:27:39,124 You must be in one of our test cells. Let me just check and see. 489 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:43,165 So you're running ads through me? 490 00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:47,082 You're, like, giving me, like, commercial fucking Tourette's? 491 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:49,790 Okay, not all the customers appreciate the messages. 492 00:27:49,791 --> 00:27:51,790 Ads! Those are ads! 493 00:27:51,791 --> 00:27:53,124 - Yes. - Not messages, ads! 494 00:27:53,125 --> 00:27:54,665 But they are designed 495 00:27:54,666 --> 00:27:58,582 to be contextually relevant to the situation that you're in. 496 00:27:58,583 --> 00:28:01,249 So they will stand out less in a conversation. 497 00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:03,374 - They'll be less intrusive. - That makes them worse. 498 00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:07,415 What's your next trick? You gonna make my asshole whistle jingles? 499 00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:10,082 - That's not part of our development. - Can we opt out? 500 00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:12,207 Of course you can. Yeah, all you need to do... 501 00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:14,665 Is upgrade to Rivermind Plus. 502 00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:16,207 That is right, Amanda. 503 00:28:16,208 --> 00:28:18,375 - Upgrade. - We can't afford that. 504 00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:21,332 You people are sick. 505 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,915 Hot, new Fall Nikes. 506 00:28:26,916 --> 00:28:29,583 Just $200. Now at Foot Locker. 507 00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:34,833 Amanda? 508 00:28:35,416 --> 00:28:36,416 A quick word? 509 00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:42,290 Sorry. Um, wait, she said I said what? 510 00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:43,499 What I just told you. 511 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:48,165 She says that you recommended Christian family counseling to her son. 512 00:28:48,166 --> 00:28:51,207 And, uh, listen, she's pissed, right? 513 00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:52,208 God. 514 00:28:52,209 --> 00:28:53,583 Like, I mean, 515 00:28:54,416 --> 00:28:57,707 I said it doesn't sound like something that you'd say. 516 00:28:57,708 --> 00:29:00,875 I didn't think that was happening during school hours. Shit. 517 00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:03,082 You didn't think what would happen? 518 00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:04,749 Feeling over the hill? 519 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:06,916 Don't panic. There's hope for you. 520 00:29:07,541 --> 00:29:10,082 Find your mature match at Silver Swans. 521 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,791 Exclusive dating for the over 50. 522 00:29:14,541 --> 00:29:15,957 I'm 49. 523 00:29:15,958 --> 00:29:19,708 - What? - And... what the fuck are you talking about? 524 00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:24,645 So she said if I can't stop doing it 525 00:29:24,646 --> 00:29:26,875 that they're gonna have to let me go. 526 00:29:27,541 --> 00:29:30,374 Uh, what? I mean, she can't fire you. 527 00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:32,207 What choice do they have? 528 00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:33,708 I can't be around kids. 529 00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:38,958 Amanda... 530 00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:42,540 you know, if you lose your job, 531 00:29:42,541 --> 00:29:45,415 we're gonna struggle to even cover our Common subscription. 532 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:46,500 I know. 533 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,083 We'll work it out. 534 00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:57,957 We'll do something. 535 00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:00,625 I'll do something. 536 00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:13,833 Say goodbye to stomach gas 537 00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:15,999 with Debloat's Gummies, 538 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,874 our unique blend of simethicone and THC. 539 00:31:18,875 --> 00:31:20,582 Hi, it's Gaynor from Rivermind. 540 00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:23,457 - How are you this morning? - Hello? Yes, yes. 541 00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:24,707 Yes, thank God. 542 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,374 - You got my payment? - Yeah. 543 00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:27,874 Can you flick a switch or whatever? 544 00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:31,249 We are processing your Rivermind Plus upgrade now. 545 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:34,499 - How long does it take to kick in? - Should be pretty much instant. 546 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,500 Okay, great. 547 00:31:35,501 --> 00:31:37,624 Ketchup, mustard, and... 548 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:40,832 While I have you, would you like to hear about exciting plans... 549 00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:42,666 Fuck no. Hey, babe. 550 00:31:44,083 --> 00:31:46,249 - Hey. - Hey. 551 00:31:46,250 --> 00:31:50,249 Okay, so you're, uh, officially on Rivermind Plus. 552 00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:51,250 - What? - Yeah. 553 00:31:51,251 --> 00:31:53,999 I had a bit more left over from my overtime and stuff, 554 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,540 so I just... made an upgrade. 555 00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:00,040 - Yeah, okay. - No more ads? 556 00:32:00,041 --> 00:32:02,874 No more ads. No more ads. 557 00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:06,083 And, hey, now, with the location restrictions off, 558 00:32:06,583 --> 00:32:07,791 next anniversary, 559 00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:10,207 we can go back to the Juniper. 560 00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:11,291 Aw. 561 00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:15,416 - I wish we could afford it. - I'll make sure we can afford it. 562 00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:18,000 - Okay, thank you. - Yeah. 563 00:32:21,791 --> 00:32:23,207 - Love you. - I love you. 564 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:42,082 Hey, Oscar. Listen, I just... 565 00:32:42,083 --> 00:32:44,500 Mom said not to speak to you anymore. 566 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:49,290 Okay, I'm sorry. Um, can you tell your mom... 567 00:32:49,291 --> 00:32:51,582 I'm not supposed to listen to you either. 568 00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:54,375 - Hey, Oscar. Why don't you come with me? - Yeah. 569 00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:00,457 Okay, guys. 570 00:33:00,458 --> 00:33:04,374 Uh, we've just got 20 more bucks to reach our target. 571 00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:07,916 And I will put my nose in this mousetrap. 572 00:33:10,666 --> 00:33:12,458 I'm not gonna put it on my dick. 573 00:33:13,375 --> 00:33:15,332 Not doing that either. 574 00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:17,457 Mask stays on. 575 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:23,625 Fuck. 576 00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:32,333 Okay. 577 00:33:33,541 --> 00:33:35,790 How about, uh... how about this, guys? 578 00:33:35,791 --> 00:33:37,207 How about for $90, 579 00:33:37,208 --> 00:33:40,000 I'll put the fucking mousetrap on my tongue. 580 00:33:40,916 --> 00:33:42,125 Mm... 581 00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:11,333 Mm-mm. 582 00:34:16,833 --> 00:34:18,000 It's 10:00 a.m. 583 00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:21,749 How long have I been asleep? 584 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:24,291 Like... like, 12 hours. 585 00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:26,958 - What? - Mm-hmm. 586 00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:28,708 Jesus. 587 00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:31,250 - Thank God it's the holidays. - Mm. 588 00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:32,750 Thank God. 589 00:34:34,666 --> 00:34:36,125 - What's wrong with you? - Hmm? 590 00:34:38,458 --> 00:34:39,540 Bit my tongue. 591 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,708 Why am I sleeping longer? 592 00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:48,124 As a part of our last firmware update, 593 00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:51,291 we did extend the sleep time a little bit. 594 00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:53,249 To 12 hours a night? 595 00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:56,124 Well, everyone can use a little extra rest, right? 596 00:34:56,125 --> 00:34:58,749 It's not, um, restful though. 597 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:00,749 Like, I'm not dreaming. 598 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,415 I wake up tired. 599 00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:05,082 It doesn't feel like actual sleep. 600 00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:07,208 Oh, well, that's 'cause it's sleep mode. 601 00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:10,624 - "Sleep mode"? - Yeah. 602 00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:12,415 While you're in sleep mode, 603 00:35:12,416 --> 00:35:16,999 our servers are harnessing your spare processing capabilities 604 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,500 to help with the overall workload. 605 00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:23,500 So you're using my brain 606 00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:25,833 to... to power the server? 607 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,040 Shouldn't it be the other way around? 608 00:35:28,041 --> 00:35:30,160 It is, except when you're in sleep mode. 609 00:35:30,161 --> 00:35:32,041 You can kind of think of it like 610 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,832 giving back to the grid. 611 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,958 Why do I have to give back to the grid? 612 00:35:37,458 --> 00:35:40,106 Why? I mean, we pay for fucking Plus. 613 00:35:40,107 --> 00:35:41,957 It's supposed to be better than Common. 614 00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:43,415 It's better than Common. 615 00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,374 Seriously, if you were still on Common, 616 00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:47,195 my God, you would be looking at sleeping at, like, 617 00:35:47,196 --> 00:35:49,207 up to 16 hours a night, 618 00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:51,150 and with ads? I mean, Amanda, 619 00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:52,832 I'd be happy to drop you back down a tier. 620 00:35:52,833 --> 00:35:53,900 No. 621 00:35:53,901 --> 00:35:57,666 Or you could move up to our exciting new tier. 622 00:35:58,208 --> 00:35:59,499 It's actually the reason 623 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:04,832 that we have extended sleep mode for our non-premium users. 624 00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:06,457 We're premium users. 625 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:10,874 Well, Plus is actually now Standard. But it is better than Common. 626 00:36:10,875 --> 00:36:15,290 And this new tier, it is ultra-premium. 627 00:36:15,291 --> 00:36:16,416 We call it 628 00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:20,416 Rivermind Lux. 629 00:36:21,375 --> 00:36:24,291 If you could just turn your attention to the monitor. 630 00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:27,165 Take a look here. Right? 631 00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:30,624 Ever since my fatal liposuction procedure, 632 00:36:30,625 --> 00:36:32,832 Rivermind has been a lifesaver. 633 00:36:32,833 --> 00:36:36,249 And now there's something even better. Rivermind Lux. 634 00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:39,457 Rivermind Lux doesn't just keep your brain running. 635 00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:41,082 It heightens your senses. 636 00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:43,915 Meaning sights, sounds, flavors, 637 00:36:43,916 --> 00:36:45,874 even the feeling of this breeze. 638 00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:46,875 Mmm! 639 00:36:46,876 --> 00:36:49,874 In fact, all physical sensations are simply more... 640 00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:52,790 Mmm. 641 00:36:52,791 --> 00:36:54,999 sensational than ever. 642 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,166 And you're in charge. 643 00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:59,540 Dial it up or dial it down. 644 00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:02,583 Take control of your mood with the Rivermind app. 645 00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:07,165 And with the exclusive Rivermind Lux Ability Browser, 646 00:37:07,166 --> 00:37:10,791 you can use skills and attributes sourced from other Rivermind users. 647 00:37:11,916 --> 00:37:15,499 So if you thought you couldn't do parkour... think again. 648 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,790 Whoo! 649 00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:18,249 Rivermind Lux. 650 00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:21,291 It's life, but not as you know it. 651 00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:28,165 So, uh, if I could have you back over here. 652 00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:31,499 That was pretty cool, right? 653 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,790 - Great. - Mm-hmm. 654 00:37:32,791 --> 00:37:34,249 How much does it cost? 655 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:37,624 It's just an additional $1,000 a month. 656 00:37:38,626 --> 00:37:40,999 Oh, sweetheart, you'll wanna watch your head. 657 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,832 We can't... We can barely afford what we're paying now. 658 00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:50,250 I know. We understand that Lux is a real VIP package. 659 00:37:50,791 --> 00:37:55,332 So if you don't choose to subscribe to the full-time package, 660 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:58,207 we actually have temporary boosters 661 00:37:58,208 --> 00:38:00,249 for, like, a few hours. 662 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:01,541 Or a few days. 663 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:05,124 No? So maybe if you have a special occasion, Amanda? 664 00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:06,874 - We're not interested. - Okay. 665 00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:08,458 - Thank you. - I understand. 666 00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:12,166 How much are those booster packs? 667 00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:44,625 What have you got, Dum Dummies? 668 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:50,875 No, I'm not putting one of my bunny ears up my a-hole. 669 00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:22,541 Okay. 670 00:39:26,833 --> 00:39:28,665 Let's make this fucking quick. 671 00:39:33,958 --> 00:39:34,958 All good? 672 00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:37,040 - You feeling okay? - Uh-huh. 673 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,082 Yep. Free to roam. 674 00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:40,250 Okay! 675 00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:42,916 It's better than that. 676 00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:45,541 - What do you mean? - Check the glove box. 677 00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:54,416 That's 12 hours of Rivermind Lux. 678 00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:58,250 You're gonna have a very good time. 679 00:39:58,958 --> 00:40:01,207 Mike, come on. We can't afford this. 680 00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:02,458 I know, I know, I know. 681 00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:04,000 It's one weekend. 682 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,375 I want you to enjoy it. 683 00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:08,958 In fact, I order you to. 684 00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:11,958 Thank you. 685 00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:18,000 Yeah, that's it. You just scratch it. 686 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:21,583 And then you look at the code, and that activates it. 687 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:28,125 Okay, well, I put the app on your phone. 688 00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:33,750 And then you just dial up your pleasure. 689 00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,375 - Like this? - Mm-hmm. 690 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:39,958 That's it. 691 00:40:43,708 --> 00:40:44,708 Oh wow. 692 00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:47,083 Feel it? 693 00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:58,375 Hi! 694 00:40:59,041 --> 00:41:01,249 I like your truck. 695 00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:09,083 Hm. 696 00:41:10,083 --> 00:41:11,416 Your hand feels so nice. 697 00:41:12,166 --> 00:41:15,165 - Yeah, yours feel nice. - Like extra, extra nice. 698 00:41:15,166 --> 00:41:18,624 Two Juniper Brat Burgers. 699 00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:19,625 Thank you. 700 00:41:21,375 --> 00:41:22,582 Cheers. 701 00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:25,041 Three, two, one. 702 00:41:25,666 --> 00:41:26,665 You're in. 703 00:41:26,666 --> 00:41:27,750 Mmm. 704 00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:31,165 - Oh! - Oh my God. 705 00:41:32,416 --> 00:41:34,832 It's exactly as I remember it. That is... 706 00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:36,332 Oh, that's pungent. 707 00:41:36,333 --> 00:41:37,458 That is just... 708 00:41:38,416 --> 00:41:40,208 That's fucking amazing. 709 00:41:46,375 --> 00:41:49,165 Oh, look, they're back. Oh Christ. 710 00:41:51,958 --> 00:41:52,958 Babe. 711 00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:37,333 Hey, you don't need to do all that for me, baby. 712 00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:39,375 It feels so good. 713 00:42:42,958 --> 00:42:45,665 It's just... it sounds like you're exaggerating a little bit. 714 00:42:45,666 --> 00:42:49,749 I'm not. Oh, your skin feels so fucking good. 715 00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:51,208 Yeah. 716 00:42:55,208 --> 00:42:58,707 All right, maybe we can just dial it down a little bit. 717 00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:00,832 Just literally on the app. 718 00:43:00,833 --> 00:43:04,332 - No, no, no, not right now. - No. Okay. All right. 719 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:09,624 Oh, Jesus Christ. Do you mind if I just take a little breather? 720 00:43:09,625 --> 00:43:10,665 Okay, okay. 721 00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:13,750 Okay, you... 722 00:43:39,333 --> 00:43:40,333 Oh Jesus. 723 00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:41,875 Babe? 724 00:43:43,291 --> 00:43:45,500 Babe, it's 11:00 a.m. 725 00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:50,458 We gotta check out. 726 00:43:52,416 --> 00:43:54,082 I guess Lux is over, then? 727 00:43:54,083 --> 00:43:55,083 Mm-hmm. 728 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:10,832 Jack, Jack. 729 00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:15,749 - Oh man. - Oh shit. 730 00:44:18,583 --> 00:44:19,583 Jesus. 731 00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:24,375 Morning. 732 00:44:39,916 --> 00:44:40,916 Hey! 733 00:44:42,208 --> 00:44:45,916 Mikey! If you're gonna live by the sword, you're gonna die by it, man. 734 00:44:46,416 --> 00:44:49,915 - Okay. Whoa, watch out now, big guy. - Fucking arsehole. 735 00:44:49,916 --> 00:44:51,915 Hey, just chill, man. 736 00:44:51,916 --> 00:44:53,832 Fuck. What the fuck? 737 00:44:54,916 --> 00:44:56,832 What, it's not so funny now, huh? 738 00:44:57,916 --> 00:45:00,665 Is that not funny now? Come on, funny man. 739 00:45:00,666 --> 00:45:02,500 - Give us a fuckin' giggle! - Let him go. 740 00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:05,707 - Prick. - You're a fuckin' psycho! 741 00:45:05,708 --> 00:45:07,374 Don't fuckin' speak! 742 00:45:07,375 --> 00:45:09,415 Piss-drinking motherfucker! 743 00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:10,583 - Come on! - Hey! 744 00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:17,332 We're coming, man! 745 00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:19,665 What the fuck are you doing? Back up! 746 00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:30,541 - You're home early. - Mm-hmm. 747 00:45:32,750 --> 00:45:33,750 What's wrong? 748 00:45:35,750 --> 00:45:36,750 Mike? 749 00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:41,916 Come on, you're scaring me. 750 00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:50,666 I just got fired. 751 00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:52,500 What? 752 00:45:54,166 --> 00:45:56,124 But you've worked there for ten years. 753 00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:58,290 Oh, I fucked up so bad, babe. 754 00:45:58,291 --> 00:46:01,457 How? What did you... They can't just fire you. 755 00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:03,208 I don't wanna talk about it. 756 00:46:03,708 --> 00:46:05,374 You get fired and don't wanna talk about it? 757 00:46:05,375 --> 00:46:07,083 Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it. 758 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,125 Wait. So how do we, uh... 759 00:46:11,916 --> 00:46:12,999 I don't... 760 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,875 What do we... How do we, um... 761 00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:18,125 How will we pay for Rivermind Plus? 762 00:46:20,041 --> 00:46:22,749 - I don't know. - I... I can't start running ads again. 763 00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:24,958 They won't let me back in school. 764 00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:30,933 Well, we'll... Do you know what? 765 00:46:30,934 --> 00:46:32,832 We'll go to Rivermind and plead our case. 766 00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:34,166 They won't listen. 767 00:46:35,958 --> 00:46:38,375 Because we're... we're loyal customers. 768 00:46:39,583 --> 00:46:40,583 Yeah. 769 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,790 She knows us. She... yeah. 770 00:46:42,791 --> 00:46:44,707 - I mean, it's been a long time. - Yeah? 771 00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:46,375 We pay on time. 772 00:46:46,916 --> 00:46:48,333 They have to listen, right? 773 00:46:49,041 --> 00:46:50,041 Yeah. 774 00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:55,415 I am afraid not. 775 00:46:55,416 --> 00:46:59,165 You know, given a little time, I'm sure I will just get another job. 776 00:46:59,166 --> 00:47:01,707 At Uber, Postmates, or whatever. 777 00:47:01,708 --> 00:47:03,665 Great. Yes, that's great. 778 00:47:03,666 --> 00:47:04,916 And when you do, 779 00:47:05,541 --> 00:47:08,582 we will reinstate your full subscription. 780 00:47:08,583 --> 00:47:10,707 I... I'll lose my job 781 00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:13,291 if, uh, if I can't get back on Plus. 782 00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:16,207 - Sorry, Plus is actually now Standard. - Please! 783 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:18,707 - Mm... Okay. Mm-hmm. - We are good customers 784 00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:22,207 We're just asking for a little credit so we can get back on our feet. 785 00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:24,306 I understand your circumstances, I do, 786 00:47:24,307 --> 00:47:26,624 but the system won't even let me input it. 787 00:47:26,625 --> 00:47:28,790 - Come on. - Not even if I try. My hands are tied. 788 00:47:28,791 --> 00:47:30,833 Don't make us use the baby money. 789 00:47:32,166 --> 00:47:33,875 There's... there's still baby money? 790 00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:38,249 - I mean, not fucking much, but yeah. - You didn't tell me. 791 00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:39,915 - Let's not use it. - I didn't know. 792 00:47:39,916 --> 00:47:42,457 Because if we use it, then that's it. What's the point? 793 00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:43,999 - Yeah, but... - That's just giving in. 794 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,874 - Are you trying to get pregnant? - Surely... Yes! 795 00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:47,999 You are? 796 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,790 I mean... we haven't been trying very hard lately, but... 797 00:47:51,791 --> 00:47:54,165 We were hoping for a happy accident. 798 00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:56,125 Okay. But you're not pregnant now. 799 00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:58,083 Why are you asking? 800 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,541 Pregnancy costs extra. 801 00:48:01,666 --> 00:48:04,582 When you're pregnant, it just alters the brain. 802 00:48:04,583 --> 00:48:09,499 There are cortical shifts and changes to the ventral striatum. 803 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:13,499 It's a lot for your brain to process when you're pregnant. 804 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,790 Like, literally. 805 00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:17,749 So it's $90 a month. 806 00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:19,791 - Oh! - Fuck you! 807 00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:07,333 Hey. Uh, we're here for the crib. 808 00:49:12,291 --> 00:49:13,291 I'll get it. 809 00:49:21,416 --> 00:49:22,791 Good luck with the baby. 810 00:49:23,541 --> 00:49:25,041 We're not having a baby. 811 00:49:25,625 --> 00:49:27,249 Then why'd you want the crib? 812 00:49:27,250 --> 00:49:29,750 We're setting it on fire for our music video. 813 00:50:00,958 --> 00:50:02,333 Hey... 814 00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:04,458 Hey, babe. 815 00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:14,166 - Hey. - How are you doing, sleepy head? 816 00:50:16,541 --> 00:50:17,833 Happy anniversary. 817 00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:20,208 You remembered. 818 00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:23,291 Happy anniversary, babe. 819 00:50:27,416 --> 00:50:28,957 Come with me, please. 820 00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:44,540 I could only afford 30 minutes. 821 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:46,083 Oh, Mike. 822 00:50:47,166 --> 00:50:49,833 - How did you even pay for this? - Don't worry about it. 823 00:50:52,416 --> 00:50:55,582 You told me you weren't gonna do any more... tooth stuff. 824 00:50:55,583 --> 00:50:57,000 No, no. It's just... 825 00:50:57,833 --> 00:51:01,332 It's a private buyer. It's Dum Dummies, but it's a specialist thing. 826 00:51:01,333 --> 00:51:03,541 Don't even think about it. Come on. 827 00:51:06,958 --> 00:51:10,749 I'm just gonna slide your Serenity up to max. 828 00:51:36,750 --> 00:51:37,958 I think it's time. 829 00:51:45,458 --> 00:51:46,458 - No, I... - Yeah. 830 00:51:46,459 --> 00:51:49,333 - I think we're okay for a little while. - It's time. 831 00:51:52,750 --> 00:51:54,083 Only if you're sure. 832 00:51:55,458 --> 00:51:56,500 I'm sure. 833 00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:00,916 Okay. 834 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:06,333 Okay. 835 00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:15,166 Do it when I'm not here. 836 00:52:31,083 --> 00:52:32,333 There we go. 837 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:37,500 Are you comfy, babe? 838 00:52:40,666 --> 00:52:41,708 I love you. 839 00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:44,875 I love you too. 840 00:52:54,041 --> 00:52:56,207 - Are you filled with dread? - Babe! 841 00:52:56,208 --> 00:52:57,540 Wracked with despair? 842 00:52:57,541 --> 00:52:59,374 Babe? Not yet. 843 00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:03,166 Let the sun shine in with Endorphox antidepressant lozenges. 844 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:07,124 - Sustained release. - It's okay. 845 00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:08,540 Endorphox is... 846 00:53:13,708 --> 00:53:14,707 God. 847 00:53:14,708 --> 00:53:15,790 I love you. 848 00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:44,667 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -