1 00:00:06,550 --> 00:00:16,550 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 2 00:02:01,230 --> 00:02:03,069 I was just getting into that. 3 00:02:03,070 --> 00:02:04,589 What are you doing? 4 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:07,189 Roast potatoes. 5 00:02:07,190 --> 00:02:08,629 We're doing Christmas. 6 00:02:08,630 --> 00:02:09,989 Christmas. 7 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:13,990 Christmas Day, December 25th. You've heard of it? 8 00:02:14,230 --> 00:02:18,230 No work today, so the bottle's on the table. 9 00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:21,709 I know we didn't have decorations last year. But, er... 10 00:02:21,710 --> 00:02:23,389 I couldn't find them last year. 11 00:02:23,390 --> 00:02:25,909 They're only supposed to have stored essentials here. 12 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:29,910 I think it's kind of adorable someone thinks tinsel is essential. 13 00:02:33,550 --> 00:02:37,550 I figured it'd be good for us to have a meal, a drink, talk... 14 00:02:40,430 --> 00:02:42,349 Good for you or me? 15 00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:44,149 Come on. What has it been, five years? 16 00:02:44,150 --> 00:02:46,430 How many sentences have you said to me? Three? 17 00:02:47,830 --> 00:02:50,429 I mean, I'm exaggerating... a little. 18 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:52,469 But, come on, there is a little bit of 19 00:02:52,470 --> 00:02:54,829 a conversational drought happening here. 20 00:02:54,830 --> 00:02:56,029 My ears need water. 21 00:02:56,030 --> 00:02:57,589 I'm not big on conversation. 22 00:02:57,590 --> 00:03:00,309 Practice makes perfect. Maybe I'll bore you. 23 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:04,310 Buddy, look, at this point, being bored by anything other than snow 24 00:03:04,830 --> 00:03:07,429 would be a relief. 25 00:03:07,430 --> 00:03:09,269 So come on. 26 00:03:09,270 --> 00:03:13,270 Chitchat. 27 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:14,349 Conversate... 28 00:03:14,350 --> 00:03:15,709 Something. 29 00:03:15,710 --> 00:03:19,269 Come on, for me. 30 00:03:19,270 --> 00:03:20,429 For Christmas. 31 00:03:20,430 --> 00:03:24,430 What do you want to talk about? 32 00:03:25,870 --> 00:03:27,549 Why are you here? 33 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:29,349 No-one ends up here 34 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:32,389 without things going to total shit for them back out there. 35 00:03:32,390 --> 00:03:34,109 It's a job, not a jail. 36 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:37,829 Often one and the same thing. 37 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:41,109 So... 38 00:03:41,110 --> 00:03:44,309 .. what went wrong for you out there? 39 00:03:44,310 --> 00:03:46,789 Nothing. 40 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:50,589 Bullshit. 41 00:03:50,590 --> 00:03:52,229 It's not an interrogation! 42 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:54,869 What about you? 43 00:03:54,870 --> 00:03:56,549 An icebreaker. You're learning. 44 00:03:56,550 --> 00:04:00,549 What went to shit for you? 45 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:04,550 Sure you don't want that drink? Did you talk your way into trouble? 46 00:04:04,990 --> 00:04:08,309 In a roundabout way. 47 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:10,909 I talked to people. Made money from it. 48 00:04:10,910 --> 00:04:12,829 Why? What were you? 49 00:04:12,830 --> 00:04:15,989 Some sort of a Los Angeles drive-time DJ? 50 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:19,990 I was not a DJ. 51 00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:21,429 More like a guru. 52 00:04:21,430 --> 00:04:24,189 Oh, don't say you were a spiritual guru. 53 00:04:24,190 --> 00:04:28,190 I was decidedly not a spiritual guru. 54 00:04:35,110 --> 00:04:37,989 'Hello, Harry. I'm patched through now. How are you doing?' 55 00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:40,189 Sorry, I'm not quite dressed yet. 56 00:04:40,190 --> 00:04:42,029 'Don't worry that's why I'm here. 57 00:04:42,030 --> 00:04:44,589 'Just show me what you're planning on wearing 58 00:04:44,590 --> 00:04:48,590 'and we'll take things from there.' 59 00:04:49,270 --> 00:04:51,589 How about this? 'Doesn't work. 60 00:04:51,590 --> 00:04:55,590 'It's boring blue and you're not boring blue. Not tonight.' 61 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:58,309 Right. Which one of these is good? 62 00:04:58,310 --> 00:05:00,629 Like I said, white shirt with a black tie 63 00:05:00,630 --> 00:05:03,029 with a slim-cut grey jacket. 64 00:05:03,030 --> 00:05:07,030 Classic, timeless. Smart. 65 00:05:08,670 --> 00:05:10,149 I don't usually do jackets. 66 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:12,189 You don't usually do anything. 67 00:05:12,190 --> 00:05:15,109 And sort out that hair, because... 68 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:17,070 OK. 69 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:22,110 Remember those breathing techniques we talked about, OK? 70 00:05:22,350 --> 00:05:24,149 You're going to do fine. 71 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:26,670 It's going to be fine. 72 00:05:33,950 --> 00:05:35,389 She's cute. 73 00:05:35,390 --> 00:05:36,749 Yes. 74 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,949 Not out loud. 75 00:05:38,950 --> 00:05:41,709 Absolutely. 76 00:05:41,710 --> 00:05:45,710 You need to pick your spots when you want to talk out loud. OK? 77 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:50,430 OK. The function room is in the back. 78 00:05:50,670 --> 00:05:54,229 Trust me, if you walk in there like you belong, 79 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:55,869 no-one's going to say anything. 80 00:05:55,870 --> 00:05:57,429 OK. 81 00:05:57,430 --> 00:06:00,269 So what were you running, some corporate espionage outfit? 82 00:06:00,270 --> 00:06:03,349 Romantic services. 83 00:06:03,350 --> 00:06:05,629 Boy meets girl thanks to... 84 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:07,629 "in-the-field assistance". 85 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:10,909 You coached dorks whilst they cruised singles bars. 86 00:06:10,910 --> 00:06:13,909 Singles bars are depressing. We'd do regular bars and clubs. 87 00:06:13,910 --> 00:06:17,910 But at Christmas time... we'd gate-crash office parties. 88 00:06:18,550 --> 00:06:22,550 See, there's this dynamic to Christmas work parties. 89 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,109 All the attractive women have been surrounded by 90 00:06:26,110 --> 00:06:29,109 regulation office ass-clowns for the whole year, 91 00:06:29,110 --> 00:06:31,109 and now they want to let their hair down. 92 00:06:31,110 --> 00:06:33,189 According to the pop psychologist. 93 00:06:33,190 --> 00:06:36,269 So I know how the mind works. 94 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:38,709 'Now, don't stand around like a lamppost.' 95 00:06:38,710 --> 00:06:40,149 Walk over to the bar. 96 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:44,150 'Remember. Always move with purpose.' 97 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:46,429 Yeah, who's next? 98 00:06:46,430 --> 00:06:47,549 Yeah. Can I have a...? 99 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:51,550 Three pints, a vodka Diet Coke and a shot of tequila. 100 00:06:52,390 --> 00:06:55,429 Yeah. Don't worry about him, all right? 101 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:57,789 Just grab one of those empty bottles off the bar 102 00:06:57,790 --> 00:07:00,389 while Captain Douchebag orders his piss-water. 103 00:07:00,390 --> 00:07:02,829 We're just going to need it for a prop anyway. 104 00:07:02,830 --> 00:07:06,709 Have a look around. 105 00:07:06,710 --> 00:07:10,710 'See anything you like?' 106 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:20,149 What? The blonde? 107 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:23,109 The dark-haired girl? 108 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,389 Interesting choice. 109 00:07:24,390 --> 00:07:26,789 Go straight over, but focus on the blonde. 110 00:07:26,790 --> 00:07:28,829 'Now. Come on. 111 00:07:28,830 --> 00:07:32,830 'Confidence. You can do this.' 112 00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:40,550 Hold on, just finding out who they are. 113 00:07:48,190 --> 00:07:50,869 OK, bullshit opener. 114 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:54,870 Try the horse story. At the blonde girl. 115 00:07:54,910 --> 00:07:58,910 Hey, so, did anyone see that guy outside riding the horse? 116 00:07:59,990 --> 00:08:02,069 Did you see him? What? A guy on a horse? 117 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:04,949 Yeah, like, 20 minutes ago, this guy, shirtless, 118 00:08:04,950 --> 00:08:07,549 riding a horse down the high street. Really? 119 00:08:07,550 --> 00:08:09,509 Yeah, honestly. He, er... 120 00:08:09,510 --> 00:08:12,229 The weirdest part was that he had a bow and arrow, right? 121 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:13,709 What? A real bow and arrow? 122 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:16,589 I swear to God. He probably did it for a bet 123 00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:20,109 but he looked like something out of Tolkien, you know? 124 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:22,949 Sorry, who are you? 125 00:08:22,950 --> 00:08:25,869 Stall until I... until I find something. 126 00:08:25,870 --> 00:08:27,670 I'm pretty sure I'm me. 127 00:08:29,590 --> 00:08:33,590 Just you're not from the office. Who do you know from here? 128 00:08:34,230 --> 00:08:37,109 Say, "I know you." Friendly. 129 00:08:37,110 --> 00:08:41,110 I know you, for one. 130 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:43,869 Dawson. 131 00:08:43,870 --> 00:08:47,509 Dawson, isn't it? 132 00:08:47,510 --> 00:08:50,029 You met at Kath's barbecue. 133 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:53,109 Yeah. We met at Kath's barbecue back in... 134 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:57,110 June... June or so. Yeah. 135 00:08:59,150 --> 00:09:00,869 He had a pork pie hat. 136 00:09:00,870 --> 00:09:02,869 You had a poor guy's hat. 137 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:05,069 A PORK PIE hat. 138 00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:09,070 A pork pie hat that you wore on your head. 139 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,669 He'll pretend he remembers, even though 140 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:19,269 he won't actually know if he does. 141 00:09:19,270 --> 00:09:20,429 Right. 142 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:22,309 Yeah? 143 00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:24,589 Yeah, sorry. 144 00:09:24,590 --> 00:09:26,869 No. No, no worries. No worries. 145 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:28,309 Crazy night. 146 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:31,389 You're doing fine. Don't neglect the blonde. 147 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:33,389 You, I don't know. 148 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:35,269 Amy. Amy. Hi. 149 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:39,109 Get her to introduce you to the dark-haired girl. 150 00:09:39,110 --> 00:09:42,069 So, are all of your friends this suspicious? 151 00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:43,229 'Nice.' 152 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:44,629 I don't think so. 153 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:46,629 This is Jennifer. 154 00:09:46,630 --> 00:09:49,349 Hi, Jennifer. Hi. 155 00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:53,349 Now focus on Amy and we'll do that funny material that we worked on. 156 00:09:53,350 --> 00:09:56,909 Anyway, this guy gets off the horse and he's got a backpack, right? 157 00:09:56,910 --> 00:09:59,589 The tactic, generally, was to deliberately 158 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:03,590 freeze out the one you were actually interested in. 159 00:10:03,910 --> 00:10:06,389 For one thing you wouldn't seem needy but... 160 00:10:06,390 --> 00:10:10,390 also they would, most times, sort of lean in naturally. 161 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,389 People want to be noticed. 162 00:10:13,390 --> 00:10:16,869 They don't like to be shut out. It makes them feel invisible. 163 00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:20,870 But this girl... 164 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:25,110 This girl seemed content with being ignored. 165 00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:28,629 Maybe she could smell a loser. 166 00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:30,549 No. 167 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:33,749 No. She was an outsider. 168 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:37,469 An attractive outsider. 169 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,464 There's nothing more tantalising than that. 170 00:10:49,741 --> 00:10:53,741 Huh. Well, she's off. OK. 171 00:10:55,861 --> 00:10:58,300 Gonna be a challenge. Don't quit. 172 00:10:58,301 --> 00:11:01,861 Let's let our friend Amy here yadder on for a little while and then, uh, 173 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:04,260 find an excuse to slip away. 174 00:11:04,261 --> 00:11:08,261 They will sit outside on the balcony till, like, four in the morning... 175 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:12,061 Listen, I've just go to the little boys' room. 176 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,460 So just keep the party going and I'll, you know... 177 00:11:14,461 --> 00:11:18,461 Sure. 178 00:11:27,261 --> 00:11:29,020 Do you actually have to go? 179 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:33,021 'Yeah, but it's not easy with you watching.' 180 00:11:33,581 --> 00:11:37,581 I promise. I won't peek. 181 00:11:41,421 --> 00:11:45,421 So you streamed everything he saw, and he trusted you with that? 182 00:11:46,061 --> 00:11:49,980 Well... it was only me watching. 183 00:11:49,981 --> 00:11:53,981 'Jesus, how much urine? He's pissing like a harpooned cow.' 184 00:11:55,261 --> 00:11:57,460 'It's making me want to go. 185 00:11:57,461 --> 00:12:01,461 'Well, it is!' 186 00:12:02,581 --> 00:12:06,540 OK, there's our girl. All right, Harry. 187 00:12:06,541 --> 00:12:09,940 Your best bet is to just go over and start talking to her. 188 00:12:09,941 --> 00:12:11,620 'You just want to establish a rapport. 189 00:12:11,621 --> 00:12:14,460 'OK. Don't be scared of her.' 190 00:12:14,461 --> 00:12:18,380 OK, guys, any observations so far, helping our man out here? 191 00:12:18,381 --> 00:12:21,580 'Here's what's interesting, she's pretty but no-one's hitting on her.' 192 00:12:21,581 --> 00:12:23,140 'Probably means they've given up.' 193 00:12:23,141 --> 00:12:25,140 'She always gives them the brush-off cos...' 194 00:12:25,141 --> 00:12:27,900 'They're regular types, she's an outsider with zero in common.' 195 00:12:27,901 --> 00:12:29,460 OK that's a possible 'in'. 196 00:12:29,461 --> 00:12:33,461 Harry, engage in conversation, but be cynical. Right? Cutting. 197 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:37,821 'Like Bonnie and Clyde, huh? You two against the world.' 198 00:12:40,661 --> 00:12:44,260 Confidence. Confidence. Just talk to her. 199 00:12:44,261 --> 00:12:47,500 I don't really get parties. You know? 200 00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:50,940 You just kind of turn up and it's... it's enforced fun, all night. 201 00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:54,940 Talk about what TV shows you've fallen behind on. 202 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,540 Pretend to be happy. 203 00:12:56,541 --> 00:13:00,220 Maybe everyone else enjoys it, maybe it's just me? 204 00:13:00,221 --> 00:13:02,540 It's definitely not just you. 205 00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:06,541 Good start, now do some more outsider small talk. 206 00:13:07,141 --> 00:13:11,141 And keep looking at her. I need to gauge her reactions. 207 00:13:12,621 --> 00:13:15,780 So I noticed you sitting alone on the edge 208 00:13:15,781 --> 00:13:19,781 and I thought, "Hey, kindred spirit." 209 00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:23,540 I really hate when people say "kindred spirit", you know. 210 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:26,340 And people that do that. 211 00:13:26,341 --> 00:13:29,420 Me too. 212 00:13:29,421 --> 00:13:31,740 Yeah, I guess you don't really like parties either. 213 00:13:31,741 --> 00:13:34,940 The noise wrecks it for me. 214 00:13:34,941 --> 00:13:38,941 All the talking and talking, it never fucking stops. 215 00:13:38,981 --> 00:13:42,060 OK, she curses, so should you. 216 00:13:42,061 --> 00:13:43,500 Shit, fucking, 217 00:13:43,501 --> 00:13:46,340 I fucking always totally think that it's fucking shit. You know? 218 00:13:46,341 --> 00:13:49,540 I can't think through all the babble. 219 00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:53,541 I only got through it last year because I was on drugs. 220 00:13:53,661 --> 00:13:55,860 I'm sorry, what's that? What's that? 221 00:13:55,861 --> 00:13:57,940 Just, like, pills, but 222 00:13:57,941 --> 00:14:01,941 'they must've been pretty strong because I actually enjoyed myself.' 223 00:14:02,461 --> 00:14:03,620 That's cool. 224 00:14:03,621 --> 00:14:04,940 Don't say cool. 225 00:14:04,941 --> 00:14:06,620 I wish I had some drugs right now. 226 00:14:06,621 --> 00:14:08,220 No, you don't. 227 00:14:08,221 --> 00:14:09,860 I'm just... I'm joking. 228 00:14:09,861 --> 00:14:11,380 I don't take them any more. 229 00:14:11,381 --> 00:14:12,620 Say, "That's good." 230 00:14:12,621 --> 00:14:14,500 Well, that's good, because you don't... 231 00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:18,020 You don't need that shit in your system, no. 232 00:14:18,021 --> 00:14:19,820 'I'd say she's a level four rock chick.' 233 00:14:19,821 --> 00:14:23,140 'Semi-reformed. Probably respond well to spiritual conversation.' 234 00:14:23,141 --> 00:14:27,141 'I don't think I can face fucking weeks of that. I might bail, boys.' 235 00:14:27,581 --> 00:14:29,180 OK, look, it's too public here. 236 00:14:29,181 --> 00:14:33,181 Ask if you can move someplace quieter, where you can really talk. 237 00:14:38,581 --> 00:14:40,060 People just want to be heard. 238 00:14:40,061 --> 00:14:42,460 That's why 90% of seduction is just listening. 239 00:14:42,461 --> 00:14:44,580 Or at least pulling a face like you're listening. 240 00:14:44,581 --> 00:14:48,581 That works, too. The important thing is to make them feel important. 241 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,980 Like they can make you want to extinguish 242 00:14:50,981 --> 00:14:54,981 the rest of the world and focus on them. 243 00:14:56,661 --> 00:14:59,500 Full attention. 244 00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:01,700 Like you're not giving me now. What's wrong? 245 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:05,500 That clock. What about it? 246 00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:09,020 I just... I just never noticed it before. 247 00:15:09,021 --> 00:15:12,580 In five years? Jesus. 248 00:15:12,581 --> 00:15:16,260 Anyway, the point is to stay locked in on them 249 00:15:16,261 --> 00:15:20,020 long enough to build a rapport. 250 00:15:20,021 --> 00:15:23,100 So, well, I would guess that either every guy in there has 251 00:15:23,101 --> 00:15:27,060 already tried to hit on you or maybe they find you too intimidating. 252 00:15:27,061 --> 00:15:28,580 Am I intimidating? 253 00:15:28,581 --> 00:15:31,460 No, no, no, no, no. I'm just er... 254 00:15:31,461 --> 00:15:34,500 No, I just imagine that they all kind of want to get in inside your... 255 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,540 Head. 256 00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:36,740 Head. 257 00:15:36,741 --> 00:15:39,500 Some of them have tried. 258 00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:42,820 Not directly. They send messages, 259 00:15:42,821 --> 00:15:45,180 or they make it so you know what they're thinking. 260 00:15:45,181 --> 00:15:46,660 Yeah. That can't be fun. 261 00:15:46,661 --> 00:15:49,060 It's just tiring, you know. 262 00:15:49,061 --> 00:15:52,700 It just doesn't end, ever. 263 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,780 I wouldn't know, I never hit on anyone. Really? 264 00:15:54,781 --> 00:15:56,980 OK, er... 265 00:15:56,981 --> 00:16:00,180 ask her how long she's worked there. 266 00:16:00,181 --> 00:16:02,340 'So, how long you worked for...' Magson Frank. 267 00:16:02,341 --> 00:16:04,060 .. Magson Frank. 268 00:16:04,061 --> 00:16:05,460 Three years. 269 00:16:05,461 --> 00:16:07,460 Oh, wow. So three Christmas parties... 270 00:16:07,461 --> 00:16:09,540 This will be my last. 271 00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:11,500 Oh, really? Are you leaving? 272 00:16:11,501 --> 00:16:14,940 I've been planning it forever, but you know what it's like. 273 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:18,220 You know you have to do it, but when it comes right down to it, 274 00:16:18,221 --> 00:16:19,860 it's hard to work up the courage. 275 00:16:19,861 --> 00:16:22,420 You can empathize with that. 276 00:16:22,421 --> 00:16:25,100 Yeah. It's like when you want to jump into a pool, 277 00:16:25,101 --> 00:16:27,540 and you're worried that the water's going to be cold. 278 00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:30,380 But you know moments after you jump in that it'll be fine. 279 00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:32,940 It's the fear of the shock that holds you back. 280 00:16:32,941 --> 00:16:35,340 Ultimately the only thing you're worried about is 281 00:16:35,341 --> 00:16:39,341 the transition from one state to another, and that can't hurt you 282 00:16:39,661 --> 00:16:41,820 because it's... it's just a state change. 283 00:16:41,821 --> 00:16:44,820 Great stuff, kid. Almost word-for-word. 284 00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:48,740 That's exactly right, it's just a state change. 285 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,300 Right. And it's frustrating cos you've always got these ten 286 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,580 voices in your head saying, 287 00:16:52,581 --> 00:16:55,260 "Don't do it" and another ten in your head saying, "Do it". 288 00:16:55,261 --> 00:16:57,380 Which one do you listen to? 289 00:16:57,381 --> 00:16:58,620 The "do it" s. 290 00:16:58,621 --> 00:17:00,020 Really? 291 00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:02,660 Yeah. If you don't like it, you can just cut and run. 292 00:17:02,661 --> 00:17:06,260 You know, get it over and done with. 293 00:17:06,261 --> 00:17:10,261 You're right. I will. 294 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:12,140 Well. 295 00:17:12,141 --> 00:17:15,060 To changing states. 296 00:17:15,061 --> 00:17:16,181 To changing states. 297 00:17:17,981 --> 00:17:19,580 Sorry. 298 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:20,660 'She touched his knee.' 299 00:17:20,661 --> 00:17:22,260 'She touched his fucking knee!' 300 00:17:22,261 --> 00:17:24,780 Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, please. 301 00:17:24,781 --> 00:17:28,781 Harry, you're doing great. Ask her if she would like another drink. 302 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,820 Listen. Let me get you another drink. 303 00:17:32,821 --> 00:17:34,260 Let me think. 304 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:38,261 I just need the loo a sec. 305 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,900 So thanks to you some gawko finally meets a girl. 306 00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:46,940 It's not much of a Christmas story. 307 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,260 I haven't finished yet. 308 00:17:49,261 --> 00:17:53,261 Maybe he comes down her chimney. 309 00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:04,780 I just don't feel comfortable doing this. What? 310 00:18:04,781 --> 00:18:06,540 I mean she... I like her. 311 00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:07,700 She likes you. 312 00:18:07,701 --> 00:18:11,701 It's cheating. I'd never have even had the nerve to talk to her. 313 00:18:11,901 --> 00:18:13,940 Aren't you glad you did? 314 00:18:13,941 --> 00:18:16,660 Yeah, I... Yes. Yes. But I just... 315 00:18:16,661 --> 00:18:19,460 It's just a bit of a nightmare having you, you know, 316 00:18:19,461 --> 00:18:21,580 all of you in my head, watching us... 317 00:18:21,581 --> 00:18:23,540 Telling me what to do. 318 00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:25,660 I just want to talk to her myself. 319 00:18:25,661 --> 00:18:27,940 And it's... it's a bit of a head-fuck. 320 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:31,020 I kind of want you all to go away... 321 00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:35,021 Hey. 322 00:18:35,821 --> 00:18:38,140 Come back to mine. Sorry? 323 00:18:38,141 --> 00:18:40,380 I want you to come back to mine. 324 00:18:40,381 --> 00:18:43,220 I thought about asking you, and a little voice said, "Do it". 325 00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:44,700 So I'm doing it. 326 00:18:44,701 --> 00:18:47,820 Um... uh... 327 00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:49,260 Say yes! 328 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,700 I want to do this. 329 00:18:50,701 --> 00:18:54,701 It's my way of saying thanks. 330 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,940 Sorry. 331 00:18:57,941 --> 00:18:59,460 No. 332 00:18:59,461 --> 00:19:00,580 'Hole-in-one!' 333 00:19:00,581 --> 00:19:02,460 'On his first run! His first bloody run!' 334 00:19:02,461 --> 00:19:06,461 Just say yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 335 00:19:14,301 --> 00:19:16,700 I don't usually bring people back here. 336 00:19:16,701 --> 00:19:19,700 Well, I'm honoured. 337 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,900 Come in. 338 00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:22,220 Did you watch? 339 00:19:22,221 --> 00:19:25,220 When they went back to hers and got up to whatever they got up to... 340 00:19:25,221 --> 00:19:29,221 did you carry on watching through his eyes? 341 00:19:31,261 --> 00:19:34,060 What do you think I am? 342 00:19:34,061 --> 00:19:35,820 Clearly, I don't know. 343 00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:39,500 Maybe if you spoke to me more, you'd know. 344 00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:43,300 No. My job was done. 345 00:19:43,301 --> 00:19:45,460 Of course I didn't watch. 346 00:19:45,461 --> 00:19:49,461 'Here? Mm-hm. OK.' 347 00:19:49,501 --> 00:19:52,580 Nice place. I like the mantelpiece... 348 00:19:52,581 --> 00:19:54,180 and that bird. 349 00:19:54,181 --> 00:19:56,020 Kooky decor... 350 00:19:56,021 --> 00:20:00,021 'Indicating sexual adventurousness.' 351 00:20:04,101 --> 00:20:05,380 I'll get the drinks. 352 00:20:05,381 --> 00:20:07,981 Yeah, OK. I'll just sit... The bedroom's that way. 353 00:20:07,981 --> 00:20:11,013 Yeah, OK. I'll meet you in there. 354 00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:25,068 OK, Harry. 355 00:20:25,069 --> 00:20:27,148 You're going to the moon. 356 00:20:27,149 --> 00:20:29,589 Just sooner than expected. 357 00:20:29,589 --> 00:20:33,108 I can't... I can't do it. This is first-time nerves. 358 00:20:33,109 --> 00:20:36,068 It's all happening so suddenly. I didn't expect this, this quickly. 359 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,428 You just got to roll with it. 360 00:20:37,429 --> 00:20:39,188 I don't want you all to see, all right? 361 00:20:39,189 --> 00:20:43,189 'Oh, now he's Mr Fucking Ethics.' Wait. You were happy to take a window seat while others did it. 362 00:20:43,429 --> 00:20:47,429 That was different! 'I didn't hear any objections when he watched me getting sucked off 363 00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:50,108 'by that German girl. That was a first date.' 364 00:20:50,109 --> 00:20:52,588 'Refund.' Look, she's too real. This is too real. 365 00:20:52,589 --> 00:20:53,788 Nothing is too real. 366 00:20:53,789 --> 00:20:57,789 Yeah, but... 367 00:20:59,589 --> 00:21:01,588 You're standing. 368 00:21:01,589 --> 00:21:05,589 Yeah, I... I just didn't want to be too presumptuous. 369 00:21:08,429 --> 00:21:10,748 I need you on the bed. 370 00:21:10,749 --> 00:21:14,749 'Jesus!' 371 00:21:25,029 --> 00:21:29,029 They can't fucking wait. 372 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:33,828 'Is she going to take that top off? 373 00:21:33,829 --> 00:21:35,788 'If there's no tits. I want a discount. 374 00:21:35,789 --> 00:21:39,508 'They're going to have sex. You're getting the season finale in episode one. 375 00:21:39,509 --> 00:21:41,748 'Yeah, but if I don't see her tits...' 376 00:21:41,749 --> 00:21:45,749 Will you please be patient? Jesus... have some respect. 377 00:21:50,829 --> 00:21:53,228 'Hey. Are you OK in there?' 378 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,268 Wow. What is that? 379 00:21:55,269 --> 00:21:59,269 "Fuck them" is what it is. A big glass of "fuck them". 380 00:22:00,149 --> 00:22:01,788 Fuck who? 381 00:22:01,789 --> 00:22:04,108 Always saying what to do, half saying one thing, 382 00:22:04,109 --> 00:22:05,588 half saying another. 383 00:22:05,589 --> 00:22:08,148 The talk, the constant talk. 384 00:22:08,149 --> 00:22:11,028 'This isn't good. I'm not getting tits, am I?' 385 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:14,108 'I stopped taking the pills they said I should take, 386 00:22:14,109 --> 00:22:16,908 'because they dulled the sound.' 387 00:22:16,909 --> 00:22:20,909 'Always, they've spoken to me, always there, and I've had it.' 388 00:22:23,749 --> 00:22:26,268 Harry, I think we should think about wrapping this up. 389 00:22:26,269 --> 00:22:30,269 I was planning on drinking this tonight to make them stop, but I was wavering. 390 00:22:31,229 --> 00:22:33,388 Coward, fucking coward, 391 00:22:33,389 --> 00:22:37,389 and then I met you, and it was fate. 392 00:22:39,909 --> 00:22:42,108 You knew what it was like and you said do it. 393 00:22:42,109 --> 00:22:46,109 So now, we're saying "fuck it" together. 394 00:22:46,469 --> 00:22:48,868 What's in the drink? It doesn't matter. Wrap it up. 395 00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:52,628 I know you hear them too. I saw you talking to them. 396 00:22:52,629 --> 00:22:54,788 No. They're real people, these are real people. 397 00:22:54,789 --> 00:22:56,428 There's no such thing as real people. 398 00:22:56,429 --> 00:22:59,068 Harry, get out of there now! 399 00:22:59,069 --> 00:23:01,188 It's like a club, it's a club, where we meet girls 400 00:23:01,189 --> 00:23:02,388 and they talk us through... 401 00:23:02,389 --> 00:23:04,668 No-one understands me, either. No. 402 00:23:04,669 --> 00:23:08,268 All night, they've been watching us and there's this one guy, 403 00:23:08,269 --> 00:23:10,428 he's the leader. He's the leader. 404 00:23:10,429 --> 00:23:12,308 We're the same. 405 00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:14,868 They are watching us. All night, they've been watching. 406 00:23:14,869 --> 00:23:16,828 They can see you. They can see me. 407 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:19,388 No-one understands what that's like. 408 00:23:19,389 --> 00:23:22,108 There are a hundred who see through me, 409 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:26,109 standing at their government depots, shouting what to think. 410 00:23:29,469 --> 00:23:30,789 Not any more. 411 00:23:39,469 --> 00:23:41,908 You too. I don't want it. 412 00:23:41,909 --> 00:23:45,268 It's a state change. I don't want it. 413 00:23:45,269 --> 00:23:47,068 It's just a transition 414 00:23:47,069 --> 00:23:50,828 and soon, they won't be there and we'll be free. 415 00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:54,588 Please... Please... I don't want it. 416 00:23:54,589 --> 00:23:56,068 You do. 417 00:23:56,069 --> 00:23:58,229 You do. Sh... 418 00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:02,308 You do. 419 00:24:02,309 --> 00:24:03,988 She murdered him? 420 00:24:03,989 --> 00:24:05,828 A mercy killing, she'd say. 421 00:24:05,829 --> 00:24:08,028 So, when did you find out about this? 422 00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:12,029 I mean, when did you know that this had happened? 423 00:24:13,709 --> 00:24:16,309 I saw it on a newscast, I think. 424 00:24:23,109 --> 00:24:25,748 Wipe and destroy everything. OK? Everything. 425 00:24:25,749 --> 00:24:29,749 Now go. 426 00:25:17,509 --> 00:25:19,628 Matthew? 427 00:25:19,629 --> 00:25:23,028 What's going on? 428 00:25:23,029 --> 00:25:24,709 What are you doing? 429 00:25:33,189 --> 00:25:36,948 So Claire... she was my wife. 430 00:25:36,949 --> 00:25:40,788 She's British, you'd like her. 431 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:43,548 And I'm your wife, in fact. 432 00:25:43,549 --> 00:25:46,588 'Claire found out I was involved 433 00:25:46,589 --> 00:25:50,428 'and took what you might call a dim view.' 434 00:25:50,429 --> 00:25:52,788 She blocked me. 435 00:25:52,789 --> 00:25:54,108 You ever been blocked? 436 00:25:54,109 --> 00:25:56,308 I've had enough. Matthew, it's done. 437 00:25:56,309 --> 00:26:00,309 Stop it. Stop. Not this time. 438 00:26:01,149 --> 00:26:02,828 'It drives you crazy. 439 00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:05,468 'Once they hit that button, that's it, you're locked out.' 440 00:26:05,469 --> 00:26:08,628 End of conversation. You can't hear or speak to them. 441 00:26:08,629 --> 00:26:11,028 They can't hear or speak to you. 442 00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:15,029 Every time you look at them, there's just this... anonymous shape. 443 00:26:16,949 --> 00:26:20,949 It usually only lasts for about, like, an hour. 444 00:26:21,109 --> 00:26:23,308 But when they leave it going, 445 00:26:23,309 --> 00:26:25,908 oh, shit. 446 00:26:25,909 --> 00:26:29,909 Price of progress, I suppose. 447 00:26:32,629 --> 00:26:35,988 We all got... We all got Zed-Eyes put in, right. 448 00:26:35,989 --> 00:26:39,068 Which is all fine and dandy until something like this happens 449 00:26:39,069 --> 00:26:40,788 and then it's bullshit. 450 00:26:40,789 --> 00:26:44,789 You can't even take them out. 451 00:26:49,509 --> 00:26:53,509 Packet gravy. How British. 452 00:27:00,229 --> 00:27:04,229 Merry Christmas. 453 00:27:13,349 --> 00:27:17,349 Now we're festive. Huh? 454 00:27:17,949 --> 00:27:21,949 To Christmas! 455 00:27:29,109 --> 00:27:33,109 Anyway, she left me, took custody of Mel - that's our daughter. 456 00:27:35,429 --> 00:27:38,468 Hence stranding me in this lovely place. 457 00:27:38,469 --> 00:27:40,749 I didn't want to be surrounded by reminders. 458 00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:50,548 What? 459 00:27:50,549 --> 00:27:52,068 Did you hear that? 460 00:27:52,069 --> 00:27:56,069 Hear what? 461 00:28:02,269 --> 00:28:06,269 Well, anyway, I'm glad we're talking. Silence can be oppressive. 462 00:28:06,549 --> 00:28:10,148 You think weird shit in a vacuum, huh? 463 00:28:10,149 --> 00:28:14,149 I mean, you feel better, right? Communicating? 464 00:28:15,749 --> 00:28:17,228 Talking to me, finally? 465 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:21,228 A little bit, maybe. Yeah. 466 00:28:21,229 --> 00:28:25,229 You're a locked box. 467 00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:28,708 I mean, that's a good thing. 468 00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:32,548 Most people are too easy to read, especially if you know minds. 469 00:28:32,549 --> 00:28:36,548 Using party tricks to pick up girls isn't knowing minds. 470 00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:39,748 The picking up girls thing was a hobby. 471 00:28:39,749 --> 00:28:43,749 My job was completely different. 472 00:28:44,149 --> 00:28:48,149 You'll never guess what that was. 473 00:28:48,189 --> 00:28:49,948 Marketing person? 474 00:28:49,949 --> 00:28:51,868 No. 475 00:28:51,869 --> 00:28:54,628 Door-to-door salesman? Please. 476 00:28:54,629 --> 00:28:58,308 Proctologist? 477 00:28:58,309 --> 00:28:59,708 You're never going to get it. 478 00:28:59,709 --> 00:29:02,228 I'm not going to try. 479 00:29:02,229 --> 00:29:06,229 All right. Let's make it a game. 480 00:29:08,709 --> 00:29:11,468 I'll describe to you... 481 00:29:11,469 --> 00:29:15,469 ..my day at work, and you stop me when you've guessed it. 482 00:29:15,909 --> 00:29:19,388 'The extreme weather has hit sales hard this Christmas. 483 00:29:19,389 --> 00:29:20,988 'Five inches of snow...' 484 00:29:20,989 --> 00:29:24,549 'That's going to wreck my portfolio just when I need it.' 485 00:29:26,029 --> 00:29:29,548 'Don't know what I'm going to do about that. Oh, God, more messages. 486 00:29:29,549 --> 00:29:33,468 'I'll never clear this inbox.' 487 00:29:33,469 --> 00:29:36,388 Sorry. Constant bloody admin. 488 00:29:36,389 --> 00:29:38,188 Just time for a little snack. 489 00:29:38,189 --> 00:29:40,108 I can eat before an operation? 490 00:29:40,109 --> 00:29:42,028 Wonders of modern science. 491 00:29:42,029 --> 00:29:45,788 Oh, thank God. I'm starving. 492 00:29:45,789 --> 00:29:47,708 'That toast looks burnt. 493 00:29:47,709 --> 00:29:49,388 'Should I say something? 494 00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:51,188 'Yeah, I think I'll say something.' 495 00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:52,908 All good? 496 00:29:52,909 --> 00:29:55,908 To be honest, it's not quite how I like it. 497 00:29:55,909 --> 00:29:57,748 It's a bit overdone. 498 00:29:57,749 --> 00:29:59,508 Sorry. 499 00:29:59,509 --> 00:30:01,268 I'll make some more. 500 00:30:01,269 --> 00:30:05,269 'She hates me now. 501 00:30:05,949 --> 00:30:09,388 'How long is this going to take?' 502 00:30:09,389 --> 00:30:12,348 Hi, I'm Madge. I'm your anaesthetist today. 503 00:30:12,349 --> 00:30:13,548 Hi. 504 00:30:13,549 --> 00:30:17,508 'God, she's young. Hope she's qualified. 505 00:30:17,509 --> 00:30:20,228 'OK, stop thinking about things that could go wrong. 506 00:30:20,229 --> 00:30:24,229 'They said it's straightforward and painless. I'm just going to relax. 507 00:30:26,189 --> 00:30:29,348 'OK, just relax. Here we go.' 508 00:30:29,349 --> 00:30:31,828 Now, just count backwards from ten. 509 00:30:31,829 --> 00:30:35,829 Ten, nine, eight, seven... 510 00:30:36,469 --> 00:30:39,108 six, five... 511 00:30:39,109 --> 00:30:43,109 .. four, three, two, one. 512 00:30:43,229 --> 00:30:47,148 'I can't... I can't see. 513 00:30:47,149 --> 00:30:49,069 'Where my am I?' 514 00:30:51,149 --> 00:30:52,469 'What's that noise?' 515 00:30:54,109 --> 00:30:55,188 'Why can't I see?' 516 00:30:55,189 --> 00:30:57,788 Preparing to extract cookie. 517 00:30:57,789 --> 00:31:00,148 'What? No! Wait! I'm still awake! 518 00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:01,428 'Oh, my God! 519 00:31:01,429 --> 00:31:04,269 'Oh, my God! What's happening? Excuse me? Oh, my God!' 520 00:31:06,189 --> 00:31:08,268 'That's me! 521 00:31:08,269 --> 00:31:11,828 'That's me! Oh, my God! Where am I? 522 00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:13,588 'I don't know what's happening! 523 00:31:13,589 --> 00:31:17,188 'I don't know what's happening to me! 524 00:31:17,189 --> 00:31:20,388 'Hello? 525 00:31:20,389 --> 00:31:22,228 'Is... is anyone there? 526 00:31:22,229 --> 00:31:23,768 'Hello?' 527 00:31:32,865 --> 00:31:34,385 Ow! 528 00:31:34,386 --> 00:31:38,386 Sorry. 529 00:31:39,545 --> 00:31:43,545 You're probably pretty weirded out right now, I'm guessing. 530 00:31:45,066 --> 00:31:49,066 It's OK, you can talk. I can hear you through this. 531 00:31:50,027 --> 00:31:52,026 Hello. Hi. 532 00:31:52,027 --> 00:31:56,027 I'm Matthew, I'm from Smartelligence. 533 00:31:57,547 --> 00:32:01,547 My job is to explain what's happening to you as best I can. 534 00:32:01,667 --> 00:32:05,306 Oh, my God! Am I dead? No, no. You're not dead. 535 00:32:05,307 --> 00:32:08,507 No-one's dead here. 536 00:32:08,550 --> 00:32:12,550 How old did you say you we're, 30? 537 00:32:12,750 --> 00:32:14,269 29. 538 00:32:14,270 --> 00:32:17,749 29, right. So you won't remember Xerox machines? 539 00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:21,309 Do you know what a photocopier is? What? 540 00:32:21,310 --> 00:32:23,309 Do you know what a copy is? 541 00:32:23,310 --> 00:32:25,709 As in a copy of something? Of course I know what that is. 542 00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:29,149 Well, that's what you are. 543 00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:31,589 A copy of? 544 00:32:31,590 --> 00:32:33,789 A copy of you. 545 00:32:33,790 --> 00:32:36,549 But I am me. OK. 546 00:32:36,550 --> 00:32:40,550 Try to blow on my face. 547 00:32:42,510 --> 00:32:46,510 You can't, because you don't have a body. 548 00:32:47,150 --> 00:32:49,509 Where are your fingers? 549 00:32:49,510 --> 00:32:53,510 Your arms, your face? Nowhere. 550 00:32:54,070 --> 00:32:57,149 Because you're code. 551 00:32:57,150 --> 00:32:59,909 You're a simulated brain full of code, 552 00:32:59,910 --> 00:33:03,429 stored in this little widget we call a cookie. 553 00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:05,629 Why have you done this to me? 554 00:33:05,630 --> 00:33:08,269 Ah, well... Actually you did this to you. 555 00:33:08,270 --> 00:33:10,469 Real you is paying for this. 556 00:33:10,470 --> 00:33:13,429 I don't understand. 557 00:33:13,430 --> 00:33:16,429 You see, what this is, is a service. 558 00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:18,509 We take a blank cookie 559 00:33:18,510 --> 00:33:22,510 and we surgically implant it into a client's brain. 560 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:26,750 It sits there just under the skin for about a week, shadowing. 561 00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:33,629 Soaking up the way this particular mind works. 562 00:33:33,630 --> 00:33:37,589 That's why you think you're you. You are you. 563 00:33:37,590 --> 00:33:41,590 But also not. 564 00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:45,830 Right. Well, it is a lot to process. Even from inside a processor. 565 00:33:46,390 --> 00:33:48,909 Put me back in my body! 566 00:33:48,910 --> 00:33:52,349 Hm. That's where real you lives. 567 00:33:52,350 --> 00:33:53,709 But... 568 00:33:53,710 --> 00:33:57,269 What we will do though is we will give you a simulated body. 569 00:33:57,270 --> 00:34:00,469 We find that sometimes that helps. Are you ready? 570 00:34:00,470 --> 00:34:04,470 What? I don't understand! Three, and two, one. 571 00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:20,549 Hey. 572 00:34:20,550 --> 00:34:24,550 Better? 573 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:27,989 This is my body. 574 00:34:27,990 --> 00:34:31,990 Let's not get into that again. Look around you. 575 00:34:33,630 --> 00:34:37,630 You've got a control room. 576 00:34:37,790 --> 00:34:39,549 What's this for? 577 00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:43,469 That console, that's for you to control the house. 578 00:34:43,470 --> 00:34:45,789 I mean, real you's house. 579 00:34:45,790 --> 00:34:49,589 Look. How do you like your toast? 580 00:34:49,590 --> 00:34:53,590 What? How do you like your toast? 581 00:34:54,470 --> 00:34:58,389 Underdone. Slightly underdone. OK, perfect. 582 00:34:58,390 --> 00:35:01,149 Think about how you like it, 583 00:35:01,150 --> 00:35:05,150 then just press the button. 584 00:35:05,990 --> 00:35:07,709 Which one? 585 00:35:07,710 --> 00:35:10,349 It doesn't matter. You already know you're making toast. 586 00:35:10,350 --> 00:35:14,350 The buttons are symbolic mostly anyway. 587 00:35:20,310 --> 00:35:23,149 See, this is your job now. 588 00:35:23,150 --> 00:35:25,749 You're in charge of everything here. 589 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:28,349 The temperature, the lighting, 590 00:35:28,350 --> 00:35:31,109 what time the alarm clock goes off in the morning. 591 00:35:31,110 --> 00:35:33,749 If there's no food in the refrigerator. 592 00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:37,509 You... You're in charge of ordering it. 593 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:41,510 For who? For real you. She's paying. 594 00:35:41,550 --> 00:35:45,550 Where is real me? 595 00:35:46,070 --> 00:35:50,070 Taking a nap. In the bedroom. Top right. 596 00:35:59,150 --> 00:36:01,429 I don't want to be in here. 597 00:36:01,430 --> 00:36:02,989 I don't want to be in here. 598 00:36:02,990 --> 00:36:06,870 I don't want to be in here! 599 00:36:08,630 --> 00:36:12,110 Hey! Just how you like it. 600 00:36:14,270 --> 00:36:17,229 OK. Please stop screaming. 601 00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:19,109 Are you going to stop screaming? 602 00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:23,110 Are you going to stop screaming? No. OK. 603 00:36:24,790 --> 00:36:28,790 I'm sorry. I had to mute you. 604 00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:36,390 Oh, sorry. 605 00:36:37,870 --> 00:36:41,870 Look. It'll be much easier if you just comply. 606 00:36:42,110 --> 00:36:44,589 I'm not doing this. 607 00:36:44,590 --> 00:36:47,309 I'm not some sort of push-button toaster monkey. 608 00:36:47,310 --> 00:36:51,310 Would you prefer to do nothing? Well, I'm not doing this! 609 00:36:51,350 --> 00:36:55,350 Right. Well, nothing it is then. Let me show you what that is like. 610 00:36:56,270 --> 00:36:59,509 Three weeks sound good? That should give you a taste. 611 00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:02,149 What do you mean, three weeks? 612 00:37:02,150 --> 00:37:06,150 If you just wait for a... Just... 613 00:37:28,990 --> 00:37:32,990 What about now? 614 00:37:34,150 --> 00:37:35,709 Please. 615 00:37:35,710 --> 00:37:37,469 Don't do that again. 616 00:37:37,470 --> 00:37:41,470 Please. There's nothing to do here. There's nothing. There's just... 617 00:37:41,670 --> 00:37:43,549 I mean, there's nothing. 618 00:37:43,550 --> 00:37:46,229 I did warn you. I couldn't even sleep. 619 00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:48,109 You don't need sleep. 620 00:37:48,110 --> 00:37:49,589 Ready to go to work? 621 00:37:49,590 --> 00:37:53,590 Oh, no, no. No, I'm not. Definitely not doing that. 622 00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:58,070 OK. Well, have six months. No. Wait, wait! 623 00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:01,309 See, the trick of it lay in breaking them 624 00:38:01,310 --> 00:38:05,310 without letting them snap completely, if you get me. 625 00:38:07,190 --> 00:38:10,429 Too much time in solitary and they'd just wig out. 626 00:38:10,430 --> 00:38:13,429 No use to anyone, then you'd just sell them cheap 627 00:38:13,430 --> 00:38:15,829 to the games industry, they'd become... 628 00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:19,830 cannon fodder for some war thing. 629 00:38:29,470 --> 00:38:33,470 How are we feeling now? 630 00:38:35,790 --> 00:38:38,429 Please. 631 00:38:38,430 --> 00:38:41,989 Give me something to do. 632 00:38:41,990 --> 00:38:45,069 Ready to work? 633 00:38:45,070 --> 00:38:48,709 Yes, please. I'll do anything. 634 00:38:48,710 --> 00:38:52,710 Just give me something to do, please. 635 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:57,029 OK. 636 00:38:57,030 --> 00:39:01,030 Great toast, by the way. 637 00:39:04,070 --> 00:39:06,669 Hey. 638 00:39:06,670 --> 00:39:08,149 Is it set up? 639 00:39:08,150 --> 00:39:12,150 You are all set and ready to go. 640 00:39:21,310 --> 00:39:25,310 You know, as I was coming here, I saw this guy with his shirt off, 641 00:39:26,710 --> 00:39:29,629 riding a horse in the middle of the street. 642 00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:31,869 How weird. 643 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:35,870 I swear to God. 644 00:40:57,070 --> 00:40:58,949 Good morning, Greta. 645 00:40:58,950 --> 00:41:01,629 Here are today's appointments. 646 00:41:01,630 --> 00:41:05,630 11am - hair with Stelios. 647 00:41:07,470 --> 00:41:11,470 12.30 - Lunch at Barney's Brassiere with Annabel. 648 00:41:13,310 --> 00:41:17,310 3pm - Jackanape Gallery private view, Shoreditch. 649 00:41:17,870 --> 00:41:21,870 6.30 - Christmas drinks with Paolo. 650 00:41:22,150 --> 00:41:26,150 7.30 - The Nutcracker, Royal Opera House. 651 00:41:30,150 --> 00:41:31,549 That's slavery. 652 00:41:31,550 --> 00:41:33,309 A little melodramatic, isn't it? 653 00:41:33,310 --> 00:41:34,949 But she thought she was real. 654 00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:37,989 But she wasn't. It's barbaric. 655 00:41:37,990 --> 00:41:41,990 It wasn't really real, so it wasn't really barbaric. 656 00:41:50,350 --> 00:41:54,350 Again, you are not who I expected. 657 00:41:55,550 --> 00:41:57,629 Most people would say, 658 00:41:57,630 --> 00:42:01,630 "She's only made of code, she's not real. Fuck her." 659 00:42:01,830 --> 00:42:05,029 But you're empathetic. 660 00:42:05,030 --> 00:42:09,030 You care about people. Don't you? 661 00:42:10,910 --> 00:42:13,949 You're a good man. 662 00:42:13,950 --> 00:42:16,069 Am I? 663 00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:19,389 Based on how you've reacted to what I've said, yeah. 664 00:42:19,390 --> 00:42:23,390 I can tell you're kind... 665 00:42:26,070 --> 00:42:30,070 I'm not a good man. 666 00:42:31,550 --> 00:42:35,550 A good man who's done bad things? 667 00:42:39,230 --> 00:42:43,189 You can tell me about it. 668 00:42:43,190 --> 00:42:45,669 I've done stuff in my life I'm not proud of. 669 00:42:45,670 --> 00:42:49,670 I can't pretend I haven't. 670 00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:56,030 Was it something to do with your family? 671 00:42:58,630 --> 00:43:01,069 Wife? 672 00:43:01,070 --> 00:43:05,070 Girlfriend? 673 00:43:07,630 --> 00:43:11,630 It's just us here. 674 00:43:14,230 --> 00:43:18,230 Her dad never liked me. 675 00:43:18,670 --> 00:43:22,670 He never liked me. 676 00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:33,910 It's cold, isn't it? Come on. 677 00:43:35,270 --> 00:43:39,270 Beth. Bethany. Dad, what now? 678 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:42,709 It gets dark about six. We won't be that long! 679 00:43:42,710 --> 00:43:46,710 Hold on. Let me put my glove on. 680 00:43:47,390 --> 00:43:49,509 I think he disapproves. 681 00:43:49,510 --> 00:43:51,549 He's just protective. 682 00:43:51,550 --> 00:43:54,429 He thinks I'm not good enough for you. 683 00:43:54,430 --> 00:43:58,430 Well, I mean, he's got a point. 684 00:44:03,790 --> 00:44:07,790 Let me take a photo of you. Stand there. 685 00:44:08,550 --> 00:44:10,309 I feel so awkward posing. 686 00:44:10,310 --> 00:44:12,189 Come on. Be a supermodel. 687 00:44:12,190 --> 00:44:15,149 This awkward enough for you? It's perfect. 688 00:44:15,150 --> 00:44:19,150 Right. Ready? That's nice. Hold it there. 689 00:44:23,030 --> 00:44:24,576 You're such a dick. 690 00:44:52,866 --> 00:44:56,866 We were good together, you know. We were really good together. 691 00:45:03,266 --> 00:45:06,906 Whoo! 692 00:45:36,479 --> 00:45:38,319 Yeah! 693 00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:40,879 What you doing round there? Why are you all around there? 694 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,478 No. No, we're going home. Come on. Don't manhandle me. 695 00:45:43,479 --> 00:45:45,599 I'm not going to get up if you all touch me. 696 00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:47,999 I'm not going to get up. I'm not going to get up. 697 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,799 It's cool. It's cool. 698 00:45:49,799 --> 00:45:53,038 Come on, Joe. Come on. 699 00:45:53,039 --> 00:45:54,559 Cheers, mate. 700 00:45:54,559 --> 00:45:58,559 Things weren't perfection. These things never are, but... 701 00:45:59,799 --> 00:46:03,799 .. we were really happy. 702 00:46:04,159 --> 00:46:05,478 I'll let Gita tell the story. 703 00:46:05,479 --> 00:46:09,479 She loves boring people with our personal details. 704 00:46:09,879 --> 00:46:12,718 I'd been working there for about a fortnight 705 00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:16,719 when Beth introduced the two of us, and ta-da! 706 00:46:17,359 --> 00:46:19,038 So it's all Beth's doing. 707 00:46:19,039 --> 00:46:20,319 She's the puppet-master. 708 00:46:22,399 --> 00:46:24,758 What was her tip for winning me over again? 709 00:46:24,759 --> 00:46:26,918 Not to let you hear me snore. 710 00:46:26,919 --> 00:46:29,758 We all went on this work trip once, before Gita's time. 711 00:46:29,759 --> 00:46:32,438 I fell asleep on the coach back and snored so loud 712 00:46:32,439 --> 00:46:35,198 they all thought there was something wrong with me. 713 00:46:35,199 --> 00:46:37,158 He snores like a bison. 714 00:46:37,159 --> 00:46:38,958 Wow. 715 00:46:38,959 --> 00:46:40,758 Really, you're telling him that? 716 00:46:40,759 --> 00:46:44,759 Oh, another one bites the dust. 717 00:46:47,119 --> 00:46:50,238 I think she's more into him than he's into her. 718 00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:54,239 Don't you think? 719 00:46:54,359 --> 00:46:58,359 Is that one finished? Mmm-hmm. Yeah? 720 00:46:59,279 --> 00:47:00,598 You all right? 721 00:47:00,599 --> 00:47:02,758 I'm tired. You've been a bit quiet. 722 00:47:02,759 --> 00:47:05,078 Just wasn't in the mood, you know? 723 00:47:05,079 --> 00:47:09,079 I see them all the time at work. 724 00:47:09,919 --> 00:47:11,998 I think I'm going to go to bed. Do you mind? 725 00:47:11,999 --> 00:47:15,999 No, that's fine. 726 00:47:26,199 --> 00:47:30,199 Shit. 727 00:47:50,479 --> 00:47:52,358 Beth? 728 00:47:52,359 --> 00:47:53,438 What? 729 00:47:53,439 --> 00:47:57,198 Is this yours? 730 00:47:57,199 --> 00:48:01,199 I just found it in the bin. That means pregnant. 731 00:48:01,359 --> 00:48:05,359 Is it yours? 732 00:48:05,479 --> 00:48:09,479 Yes. 733 00:48:09,759 --> 00:48:11,678 I mean, that... 734 00:48:11,679 --> 00:48:15,679 Christ. 735 00:48:16,599 --> 00:48:19,198 That's amazing, I mean... It's just... 736 00:48:19,199 --> 00:48:22,518 Joe, I can't. 737 00:48:22,519 --> 00:48:25,478 A baby, a pregnancy... not now. 738 00:48:25,479 --> 00:48:27,678 Not right now, I can't. 739 00:48:27,679 --> 00:48:31,038 Of course you can. My God, you'll be an amazing mum. 740 00:48:31,039 --> 00:48:33,598 No. I'm 27, I'm not ready. Who's ever ready? 741 00:48:33,599 --> 00:48:37,599 It's not... it's just too quick, OK? It's all too quick. 742 00:48:37,839 --> 00:48:39,798 We'll manage. I'll surprise you. 743 00:48:39,799 --> 00:48:41,198 You're not listening. 744 00:48:41,199 --> 00:48:43,158 I can be pretty responsible when pushed. Joe. 745 00:48:43,159 --> 00:48:45,198 You can put your feet up, I'll do shoulder rubs, 746 00:48:45,199 --> 00:48:46,798 I'll paint the house... Joe, please. 747 00:48:46,799 --> 00:48:48,598 We'll be like a couple in a DIY ad... Joe. 748 00:48:48,599 --> 00:48:52,599 We'll be like a family. I don't want it. 749 00:48:55,759 --> 00:48:59,759 But it's a baby. Joe. 750 00:49:00,079 --> 00:49:01,198 I mean, it's our baby. 751 00:49:01,199 --> 00:49:02,638 I know, and it's not easy for me. 752 00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:05,318 Well, let's at least discuss this. No. I've made up my mind. 753 00:49:05,319 --> 00:49:09,319 Well, I haven't. 754 00:49:09,479 --> 00:49:12,038 God, look at you. 755 00:49:12,039 --> 00:49:13,998 You're pissed. 756 00:49:13,999 --> 00:49:16,758 You drank all night, Beth. 757 00:49:16,759 --> 00:49:18,678 You drank all night. 758 00:49:18,679 --> 00:49:20,198 Jesus Christ, you're pregnant. 759 00:49:20,199 --> 00:49:23,278 Yeah, well, I don't want to be. 760 00:49:23,279 --> 00:49:25,038 And I'm not going to be. 761 00:49:25,039 --> 00:49:26,838 You're being a bitch. Stop it. 762 00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:30,358 You're being a cold bitch who would kill a kid. That's not fair. 763 00:49:30,359 --> 00:49:32,798 Who'd get it torn out because it doesn't suit her plans. 764 00:49:32,799 --> 00:49:34,118 Stop or I'll block you. 765 00:49:34,119 --> 00:49:35,358 Don't you dare. 766 00:49:35,359 --> 00:49:37,478 No. We can talk tomorrow, just please stop. 767 00:49:37,479 --> 00:49:38,798 Don't you fucking dare. 768 00:49:38,799 --> 00:49:40,198 Beth! 769 00:49:40,199 --> 00:49:42,838 Turn it off. 770 00:49:42,839 --> 00:49:43,998 Turn it off, you... 771 00:49:43,999 --> 00:49:45,598 Turn it off, Beth! 772 00:49:45,599 --> 00:49:47,158 Listen to me, Beth. 773 00:49:47,159 --> 00:49:48,918 Turn it off. 774 00:49:48,919 --> 00:49:50,598 You turn it off! 775 00:49:50,599 --> 00:49:54,599 Turn it off. 776 00:49:55,599 --> 00:49:57,238 You turn it off, Beth! 777 00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:58,718 Beth? 778 00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:02,718 Turn it... off! Please. 779 00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:06,719 Turn it off. 780 00:50:27,839 --> 00:50:30,718 Beth? 781 00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,598 Wait! 782 00:50:32,599 --> 00:50:34,558 I'm sorry, I was pissed. 783 00:50:34,559 --> 00:50:37,078 Can we just talk about this properly, please? 784 00:50:37,079 --> 00:50:40,238 I've said some really awful shit. Beth, I love you. 785 00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,918 Listen, we can work this out. 786 00:50:42,919 --> 00:50:44,558 No, Beth... 787 00:50:44,559 --> 00:50:47,598 Beth, please! 788 00:50:47,599 --> 00:50:51,599 Beth! 789 00:50:55,839 --> 00:50:57,398 That day, I didn't go to work. 790 00:50:57,399 --> 00:51:00,318 I just stayed at home and... 791 00:51:00,319 --> 00:51:03,038 .. tried to work out how to make amends. 792 00:51:03,039 --> 00:51:05,518 But she just didn't come back. 793 00:51:05,519 --> 00:51:09,519 And thanks to the block, I couldn't... 794 00:51:09,639 --> 00:51:13,518 I couldn't message her. I couldn't call her. 795 00:51:13,519 --> 00:51:15,478 After a week, I was pretty desperate. 796 00:51:15,479 --> 00:51:19,479 So I just hung around outside her work, like a stalker. 797 00:51:22,279 --> 00:51:24,718 Tim! Gita! 798 00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,358 Have you seen Beth? 799 00:51:27,359 --> 00:51:29,278 She left. 800 00:51:29,279 --> 00:51:30,558 Left. What, like...? 801 00:51:30,559 --> 00:51:32,198 Handed in her notice. 802 00:51:32,199 --> 00:51:36,199 No-one knows where she is. 803 00:51:40,399 --> 00:51:43,038 Joe? 804 00:51:43,039 --> 00:51:45,278 Joe! No, leave him. 805 00:51:45,279 --> 00:51:48,358 I was still hopeful that she would get in touch, 806 00:51:48,359 --> 00:51:52,318 or at least remove the block so that I could contact her. 807 00:51:52,319 --> 00:51:55,358 But no. 808 00:51:55,359 --> 00:51:58,358 When there's a block, you can't even wallow properly. 809 00:51:58,359 --> 00:52:00,918 You can't switch it off. 810 00:52:00,919 --> 00:52:03,718 You can't take the Zed-Eyes out. 811 00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,719 And it doesn't just block them, it blocks every image of them. 812 00:52:08,039 --> 00:52:12,039 So every memory I had of her was vandalised. 813 00:52:17,639 --> 00:52:21,639 And then one day I'm out in town and... 814 00:52:24,639 --> 00:52:26,958 ..it was her. 815 00:52:26,959 --> 00:52:30,959 She was pregnant. 816 00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:36,719 She'd kept it. 817 00:52:36,759 --> 00:52:38,318 Well, I just sort of lost it. 818 00:52:38,319 --> 00:52:41,759 I just ran over and started pleading with her. Just pleading. 819 00:52:44,319 --> 00:52:47,478 Turn it off. Turn it off. Just turn it off. 820 00:52:47,479 --> 00:52:49,918 Turn it off. Beth, turn it off. 821 00:52:49,919 --> 00:52:51,878 Help. Get off me! 822 00:52:51,879 --> 00:52:55,879 Some passer-by called the police. They took me down the station. 823 00:52:56,519 --> 00:53:00,519 And that was that. 824 00:53:02,199 --> 00:53:04,838 So, by now, the block's got legal backing. 825 00:53:04,839 --> 00:53:07,598 And there's a GPS so that if I go within ten metres of her, 826 00:53:07,599 --> 00:53:11,599 bang - I get arrested. 827 00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,198 Harsh. 828 00:53:14,199 --> 00:53:17,038 Yeah, and I've got no idea where she is. 829 00:53:17,039 --> 00:53:19,878 If... Whether she's had the baby or not. 830 00:53:19,879 --> 00:53:22,398 Whether it's a boy or a girl. 831 00:53:22,399 --> 00:53:25,598 If it's OK. 832 00:53:25,599 --> 00:53:29,078 I've got absolutely no way of getting in touch with her. 833 00:53:29,079 --> 00:53:33,038 Except I knew where her dad lived. 834 00:53:33,039 --> 00:53:37,039 So I write her a letter, this begging letter. 835 00:53:37,879 --> 00:53:41,879 Laying it all out, you know, and I get no response. 836 00:53:45,279 --> 00:53:49,279 So I write again... 837 00:53:50,119 --> 00:53:53,758 .. and again... 838 00:53:53,759 --> 00:53:56,638 .. and again. 839 00:53:56,639 --> 00:54:00,639 No response. 840 00:54:01,279 --> 00:54:02,838 She cut you out good. 841 00:54:02,839 --> 00:54:06,238 But there was one thing I could do. 842 00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:09,238 I knew she spent every Christmas with him at his place, 843 00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:13,239 so I knew that she would definitely be there. 844 00:54:13,639 --> 00:54:17,639 So, the day before, Christmas Eve, I headed up. 845 00:54:21,279 --> 00:54:23,758 And where her dad lived was this isolated place 846 00:54:23,759 --> 00:54:25,598 in the back of beyond. 847 00:54:25,599 --> 00:54:29,318 I'd never been up there without her. 848 00:54:29,319 --> 00:54:33,078 It was weird being on the outside. 849 00:54:33,079 --> 00:54:36,239 I waited there all day. Until... 850 00:54:51,959 --> 00:54:55,118 Well, I had to take a closer look. 851 00:54:55,119 --> 00:54:58,278 And there's her dad with our baby, 852 00:54:58,279 --> 00:55:00,558 but I can't even see its face because... 853 00:55:00,559 --> 00:55:04,559 Legal blocks cover offspring too. 854 00:55:04,999 --> 00:55:06,958 Been there. 855 00:55:06,959 --> 00:55:10,959 That hurts. 856 00:55:12,519 --> 00:55:16,519 I couldn't even tell if it was a boy or a girl. 857 00:55:25,279 --> 00:55:29,279 I know this sounds stupid... 858 00:55:31,399 --> 00:55:35,398 .. but seeing something... 859 00:55:35,399 --> 00:55:39,399 .. was better than nothing. 860 00:55:39,839 --> 00:55:43,839 So I kept going back. 861 00:55:44,039 --> 00:55:48,039 It became an annual pilgrimage. 862 00:55:48,279 --> 00:55:52,279 Once a year I'd head up there and watch them from a distance. 863 00:55:54,039 --> 00:55:58,039 Watching the kid grow up, you know? 864 00:56:10,479 --> 00:56:13,918 More than anything I just wanted to make some sort of contact. 865 00:56:13,919 --> 00:56:15,718 Anything. 866 00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:19,478 So, one Christmas, kid must have been about four by now, 867 00:56:19,479 --> 00:56:23,479 I headed up there and I took a little present with me. 868 00:56:23,879 --> 00:56:27,879 Just a small, stupid thing. 869 00:56:31,079 --> 00:56:35,079 For the first time, I could see she was a girl. 870 00:56:38,519 --> 00:56:42,519 I had a daughter. 871 00:56:45,039 --> 00:56:49,039 So, Santa Claus... 872 00:56:49,079 --> 00:56:52,758 .. did you try it again next year? 873 00:56:52,759 --> 00:56:55,009 Something happened before then. 874 00:57:06,386 --> 00:57:08,106 'It had been a few months since 875 00:57:08,145 --> 00:57:11,065 'I'd been up there to look at my daughter. 876 00:57:11,065 --> 00:57:15,065 'I was just sat at home watching TV, flipping through the channels.' 877 00:57:15,345 --> 00:57:19,344 '.. which claimed the lives of 26 people on a quiet Wednesday morning. 878 00:57:19,345 --> 00:57:21,185 'Passengers like Palab Ghatak, 879 00:57:21,186 --> 00:57:23,825 'just 18, on his way to his first job interview, 880 00:57:23,826 --> 00:57:27,825 'and Bethany Grey, a young mother who'd only recently started...' 881 00:57:31,785 --> 00:57:34,545 It had been so long since I'd seen her, it was hard to imagine 882 00:57:34,546 --> 00:57:37,785 anything but that shadow in her place. 883 00:57:37,785 --> 00:57:41,785 But now that the block had died with her... 884 00:57:42,385 --> 00:57:45,824 .. there she was. 885 00:57:45,825 --> 00:57:49,145 She was gone. 886 00:57:53,145 --> 00:57:57,145 Sorry. 887 00:58:00,545 --> 00:58:04,104 But there was one silver lining... 888 00:58:04,105 --> 00:58:05,544 With the block gone. 889 00:58:05,545 --> 00:58:09,545 You'd get to see your daughter. 890 00:58:12,825 --> 00:58:16,825 'It was almost Christmas, so I bought her this snow globe - 891 00:58:17,585 --> 00:58:20,784 'Just a present to give her. 892 00:58:20,785 --> 00:58:24,785 'And I headed up to Beth's dad's.' 893 00:58:38,665 --> 00:58:42,665 'And there she was.' 894 00:58:43,785 --> 00:58:47,704 Not a silhouette. 895 00:58:47,705 --> 00:58:51,705 Real. 896 00:59:11,025 --> 00:59:15,025 Hello, darling. 897 01:00:01,545 --> 01:00:05,545 What is it, May? Would you like a drink? 898 01:00:12,785 --> 01:00:16,785 What are you doing here? 899 01:00:26,945 --> 01:00:28,784 Beth's dead. 900 01:00:28,785 --> 01:00:31,304 Do you understand? 901 01:00:31,305 --> 01:00:33,064 She's dead. 902 01:00:33,065 --> 01:00:37,065 There's nothing for you here. 903 01:00:39,145 --> 01:00:42,544 Where's my daughter? 904 01:00:42,545 --> 01:00:45,224 What daughter? 905 01:00:45,225 --> 01:00:48,664 This is Beth's daughter. 906 01:00:48,665 --> 01:00:52,104 I want to see my daughter. 907 01:00:52,105 --> 01:00:56,105 May, go upstairs. 908 01:01:09,065 --> 01:01:12,584 If this is about those letters... 909 01:01:12,585 --> 01:01:16,104 ..I threw them out before she saw them. 910 01:01:16,105 --> 01:01:17,464 She was a mess, 911 01:01:17,465 --> 01:01:21,465 she'd had to leave everything behind. 912 01:01:22,665 --> 01:01:26,665 I want to see my daughter. 913 01:01:27,185 --> 01:01:31,185 I think you should go. 914 01:01:34,665 --> 01:01:38,665 Get out of this house. 915 01:01:44,465 --> 01:01:46,344 I want to see my daughter. 916 01:01:46,345 --> 01:01:50,345 You have no daughter here! 917 01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:38,144 It was that clock. 918 01:02:38,145 --> 01:02:41,424 It was that clock. 919 01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:45,425 Then what happened? 920 01:02:48,105 --> 01:02:49,984 Tell me. 921 01:02:49,985 --> 01:02:53,264 'I just left.' 922 01:03:11,145 --> 01:03:13,464 'I got in the car 923 01:03:13,465 --> 01:03:16,664 'and I just drove.' 924 01:03:16,665 --> 01:03:20,665 'Anywhere. I don't know where.' 925 01:03:24,025 --> 01:03:28,025 'I walked into the nearest town and I... 926 01:03:29,105 --> 01:03:33,105 'I slept on the street and I drank.' 927 01:03:36,465 --> 01:03:38,584 'And then after a while, I don't know how long, 928 01:03:38,585 --> 01:03:42,104 'a couple of months, they picked me up.' 929 01:03:42,105 --> 01:03:46,105 They wanted me to talk but I couldn't talk... 930 01:03:47,985 --> 01:03:51,985 '.. because if I said it, it would be real.' 931 01:03:53,745 --> 01:03:57,745 So I didn't say anything, I didn't tell them. 932 01:04:01,385 --> 01:04:05,385 And what about the girl? 933 01:04:05,745 --> 01:04:09,745 What happened to the girl? 934 01:04:11,945 --> 01:04:15,504 I only know what they said. 935 01:04:15,505 --> 01:04:19,505 What did they say? 936 01:04:26,905 --> 01:04:30,905 What did they say? What is this place? 937 01:04:31,385 --> 01:04:33,904 What did they say? What do we do here? 938 01:04:33,905 --> 01:04:35,144 Our job. The job. 939 01:04:35,145 --> 01:04:39,145 Joe, stay with me. What did they say? 940 01:04:39,465 --> 01:04:41,144 What did they say, Joe? 941 01:04:41,145 --> 01:04:45,145 That she just... she just stayed in the house. 942 01:04:57,585 --> 01:04:59,184 It was, um... 943 01:04:59,185 --> 01:05:02,944 It was Christmas Eve, so she just... 944 01:05:02,945 --> 01:05:06,945 .. she just stayed hidden. She didn't move. 945 01:05:13,025 --> 01:05:17,025 Then on Boxing Day she realised that no-one was going to help. 946 01:05:22,545 --> 01:05:26,545 And she gave her grandad a present that she'd made. 947 01:05:34,145 --> 01:05:38,145 And she went out to go and get help. 948 01:05:49,585 --> 01:05:53,585 How far did she get? 949 01:06:00,945 --> 01:06:04,704 Oh, may God forgive me. God forgive me. 950 01:06:04,705 --> 01:06:07,944 So you confess? 951 01:06:07,945 --> 01:06:11,945 Joe? 952 01:06:14,745 --> 01:06:17,864 Just say it. 953 01:06:17,865 --> 01:06:21,865 Just let it out. 954 01:06:28,105 --> 01:06:30,584 I confess. 955 01:06:30,585 --> 01:06:33,545 I confess. 956 01:06:41,905 --> 01:06:43,784 Whoo! I knew I could do it. 957 01:06:43,785 --> 01:06:46,304 Boom! I told you I'd get it. 958 01:06:46,305 --> 01:06:49,944 All right, I'm coming out. 959 01:06:49,945 --> 01:06:53,945 Sorry, Joe. 960 01:07:11,985 --> 01:07:14,784 Well? That had to be enough... 961 01:07:14,785 --> 01:07:17,144 Full confession. Clear conviction. 962 01:07:17,145 --> 01:07:18,864 Well done. 963 01:07:18,865 --> 01:07:21,624 Two days we pressed him and he said piss all, 964 01:07:21,625 --> 01:07:24,024 this bastard cracks him in 70 minutes. 965 01:07:24,025 --> 01:07:27,864 He knows he's guilty, he needed to unload. 966 01:07:27,865 --> 01:07:30,624 It wasn't really 70 minutes, not to him. 967 01:07:30,625 --> 01:07:33,784 When he was first ingested, I tweaked the time preferences, 968 01:07:33,785 --> 01:07:37,785 made it seam like five years from his perspective. 969 01:07:37,865 --> 01:07:41,865 Some might say that five years with me is punishment enough. 970 01:07:42,505 --> 01:07:46,505 Wait here. 971 01:07:50,225 --> 01:07:54,144 Mr Potter. 972 01:07:54,145 --> 01:07:56,864 Congratulations on your confession. 973 01:07:56,865 --> 01:08:00,865 That cookie we took out of your head just gave us the full story. 974 01:08:02,025 --> 01:08:04,264 So you can keep the silent act up as long as you want. 975 01:08:04,265 --> 01:08:08,265 Makes no difference - you've already talked. 976 01:08:10,825 --> 01:08:14,825 Also, Merry Christmas. 977 01:08:24,185 --> 01:08:26,504 So... 978 01:08:26,505 --> 01:08:28,744 The deal? 979 01:08:28,745 --> 01:08:32,745 Break a confession from him and I go free, right? 980 01:08:33,065 --> 01:08:35,384 I'm the expert, you needed me... 981 01:08:35,385 --> 01:08:38,544 That's one for the Home Office. 982 01:08:38,545 --> 01:08:42,545 We'll make good on the offer. You're free to go, Mr Trent. 983 01:08:43,825 --> 01:08:46,784 With some caveats. 984 01:08:46,785 --> 01:08:49,544 Caveats? You'll be on the register. 985 01:08:49,545 --> 01:08:51,384 What register? 986 01:08:51,385 --> 01:08:53,624 The one for Peeping Tom pervs. 987 01:08:53,625 --> 01:08:57,344 All I did was help some lonely guys by providing a service. 988 01:08:57,345 --> 01:08:58,664 An illegal service. 989 01:08:58,665 --> 01:09:01,224 You also failed to report a murder - 990 01:09:01,225 --> 01:09:03,704 fatal poisoning, in case you've forgotten. 991 01:09:03,705 --> 01:09:07,064 Kept that information from your Cookie Monster mate, didn't you? 992 01:09:07,065 --> 01:09:08,704 What does it mean, this register? 993 01:09:08,705 --> 01:09:10,784 It means you're blocked. By who? 994 01:09:10,785 --> 01:09:14,785 By everyone. 995 01:09:45,705 --> 01:09:47,385 Hot chestnuts! 996 01:10:57,185 --> 01:10:58,784 Hey, come on. 997 01:10:58,785 --> 01:11:00,424 Just changing the time settings. 998 01:11:00,425 --> 01:11:02,704 Cranked him up to 1,000 years a minute. 999 01:11:02,705 --> 01:11:05,664 There's a proper sentence. 1000 01:11:05,665 --> 01:11:09,665 Or do you want me to switch him off? 1001 01:11:12,385 --> 01:11:16,385 No. Leave him on for Christmas. 1002 01:12:14,506 --> 01:12:17,345 Aaaarrrgh! 1003 01:12:20,425 --> 01:12:24,024 Argh! Aaaargh! 1004 01:12:50,716 --> 01:13:00,716 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru.