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Hello.

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Just tell me what's happened.

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And what is it?

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I'll be right down.

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What's happened?

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Susannah.

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Susannah?

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Princess Susannah.

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Is she all right?

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Don't know.

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Sync and corrections by APOLLO
Resync for WEB-DL by Darleg
www.addic7ed.com

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'Don't kill me.

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'Please don't kill me.'

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'Read the statement.

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'Yes. All right.

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'On this screen?

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'That is correct.

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I'm Susannah

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'Duchess of Beaumont.

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'Popularly known as
Princess Susannah.

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'I am in a place you... er...

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'cannot find,
held by one you will not trace.

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'Prime Minister Michael Callow...

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'Prime Minister
Michael Callow my life...

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'..my life depends on you.

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'If you do not do precisely
as instructed by, um...

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'by 4pm this afternoon,
I will be...

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'..I will be executed.

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'Please.'

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What are you doing? Keep it going.

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Prime Minister, at this point,
I think it's important to say

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that we are 100% certain

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that this is, indeed,

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Princess Susannah.

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Her car was intercepted
shortly after midnight,

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returning from the wedding
of a college friend.

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She'd insisted on going.

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But you had security on her?

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Two PPOs, still unconscious.

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Heavy sedative, close range,
each with a single puncture wound.

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No sign of struggle.

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Scrap Third World debt?

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Save the fucking libraries?

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We are convinced both the video and
the demand it contains are genuine.

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What demand?

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What Susannah says next...

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It concerns you directly, sir.

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Just play it.

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'There is only one demand,
and it is a simple one.

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'At 4pm this afternoon,

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'Prime Minister Michael Callow must
appear on live British television

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'on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,

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'and... No!

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'On all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,

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'and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.

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'I don't understand!'

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The video ends with a
series of technical

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specifications for
the broadcast.

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Why are you doing this?

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Is this joke, right?

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"Mike! Ho ho."

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It's real.

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She said pig.

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Sex with a pig.

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They want me to have sex with a pig?

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Live on television

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this afternoon.

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But what...? Who...?

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We're checking with embedded operatives,
compiling a list of suspects.

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Meanwhile, the demand has been made.

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There's not long
to formulate our response.

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Well, I'm not fucking a pig!

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Page one, that's not happening.

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Of course.

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Absolutely, sir.

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Well, have we established a dialogue
with this...?

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We can't. There's no
e-mail address, no code word.

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No channel for negotiation.

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So we focus on finding Susannah.
We get her back.

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However it's done, I don't care.
We stop this now.

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Everyone's working towards this.

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Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated
core team. This can't go wide.

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Keep it so far from the press
it's on the other side of Jupiter.

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This only exists in this room.

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It's already outside it.

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If there are hacks sniffing around,
shut them down, bright, red, D Notice.

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Super fucking Godzilla injunction
with ten-inch Whitehall fangs!

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This video came from YouTube.

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What?

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It was uploaded via an encrypted IP
an hour ago.

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Well, get it off there!

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We did after nine minutes, long enough
for it to be duplicated and spread.

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Spread?
How many people have seen this?

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We take down one,
six clones pop up elsewhere.

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How many people?

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50,000. That's our current estimate.

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The news rooms have got it.

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They're running this on air?

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No. We put a type five D notice out
and they're complying.

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For now.

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It's trending on Twitter.

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For... Fucking internet!

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What now? What's the play book?

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This is virgin territory,
Prime Minister.

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There's no play book.

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Princess Susannah's been kidnapped!

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You scared the shit out of me!

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There's a youtube of it!

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Go to work!

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And satellite,

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'.. And have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.'

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No way. It's a piss take, man.
Look at it!

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'I don't understand!'

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Why this is on the news?

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'.. Carlton Bloom's
controversial exhibition

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'closes three weeks
ahead of schedule... '

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How do we describe it?
"An indecent act"?

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Everyone's seen the video.
They know the details.

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If we mention bestiality
Ofcom would be pissed off.

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Fuck Ofcom!

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We're observing the D Notice.

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Surely we're going to do something.

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We are honouring the D Notice.

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The voluntary D Notice!

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It may be a sportsman-like
gesture but we are making it.

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A woman's life is at stake!

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We follow the procedure.

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My timeline consists
of 100% viewers asking

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why we're not covering it.
How do I reply?

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You don't.

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That is totally backwards.

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No-one else has broken rank.

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Not the Beeb, not Sky, not...

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Facebook's coverage
is pretty comprehensive!

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Maybe

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It's like 9/11's happening and

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we're broadcasting sandwich recipes.

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We're not a chat room!

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It's on CNN and Fox.

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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...

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All right.

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God! This planet!

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OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself.

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Damon, public reaction. Meera,

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the royal angle, upcoming marriage,
etc.

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Simon, set tone with
Standards and Practices.

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We need to explain this without
viewers sicking up their Weetabix.

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Ken, the internet aspect, new paradigm,
Twitter, Arab spring, all that.

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Dan, all graphics run past me.
Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs.

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Malaika,
update the princess obit VT.

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The Obit VT?

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Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone call.
Least I can do is warn Tom.

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We put a D Notice on it.

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'It's gone global, Tom.'

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Don't. I'm begging you.

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Don't run it, Martin.

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'Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.'

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You know how much help
you're getting hereon in?

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Multiply nothing by shit-all!
UKN are dead for us!

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Shove it up your arse you fucking...

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Interesting.

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A man.

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Man?

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A man!

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Tom, so you're across it...

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I'm exploring contingency plans.

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'I briefed Callett.'

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Mr Callett.
Noel, from Blue Eye.

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Noel won an Emmy by his effects
work on that HBO moon Western thing.

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Sea Of Tranquillity.

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You won't find better.

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Can you map a head onto a body live?

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Depends if your camera's moving.

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Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held
camera in a constant roving motion.

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Mm.

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Yeah, Gonzo style.
He knows his shit. That's tough.

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"Fruition to be transmitted
in full"?

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Focus on the visuals. Different face
mapped onto a live performer.

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According to those stipulations.

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Fringes of possibility...

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Deadline's at four. We need to know
if it's workable by two.

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Can't happen.

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It has to.

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Our embeds have ruled out the major
players. It's not AQ, not IRA.

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This is what's left...
radicals, hate groups.

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People who've threatened yourself
or the royals.

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They're being pulled in as we speak.

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For more than questioning, I hope.

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Somebody know something.

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'If we all do it more, there'll be
less waste lying around... '

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Is it still not on the telly?

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Nothing. Must be a hoax.

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Or a black-out. Heads up!

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'Some major breaking news
here on UKN.

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In the last two minutes

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'It's been confirmed
that Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont

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'has been kidnapped.

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'A video uploaded
anonymously to the Internet

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'appears to depict the princess
pleading for her life.

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'The video also contains a bizarre
ransom demand of a personal nature

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'involving the Prime Minister,
and a detailed list of instructions

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'relating to the enactment
of this demand.

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'As police round up
potential suspects... '

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'... across the nation.

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'.. This viewer video shows officers
raiding an address in Bradford.

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'A man thought to be
connected with a religious

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pressure group, dragged
to a waiting van... '

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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.

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For fuck's sake, man!
Just saying.

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They'll be asking for
a million quid or something.

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They want him to do it with a pig.

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Demands...

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Telegraph has the whole video and an
interactive timeline. Tonally stark.

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Brief mention of the ransom being
"a sex act". Nothing too gross.

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Sun runs with "Taken".
Big grab of Susannah...

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Of course I still want that drink.

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Then give me something.

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It's not...

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That won't be possible.

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I'm friendly when I drink.
Very friendly when I'm grateful.

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There's no comment at this time

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The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog

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and a short piece on
the historical symbolism of the pig.

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'.. Only five hours away,

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'UKN's Damon Brown analyses
the public reaction to the crisis.'

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'It's a day like no other.

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'The kidnap video has been watched
by over 18 million people.

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'Social networking sites are a... buzz
with 10,000 Tweets per minute.

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'While we wait for
Downing Street to respond,

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'the nation is voicing its opinion.

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'I don't think anyone should concede
to any humiliation under threat.

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'I couldn't bear to watch that.

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'I won't be tuning in.
Just thinking about it is horrible.

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'That's disgusting.
It is disgusting.

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'It is disgusting but...
after that, he's gonna be hero.

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'People will look at him like he's
insane and take his position away.

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'It will be hilarious to see that on TV.

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'Nothing too abnormal for MPs.

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'They're all sexual deviants,
all MPs and Prime Ministers.'

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We've been squeezing hard,
but nothing concrete.

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It's my house! You can't...

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You are in my doorway
touching my door handle!

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Could I have a word?

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It won't come to that.

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And if they don't find her?

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MI5 have got a name.

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They're surrounding the place now.

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Where?

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What?

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Where's the place?

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Truro.

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- Why are you lying?
- What?

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You're lying!

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Truro? Jesus!

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I don't want you worrying.

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You've never patronised me.
Don't start now.

257
00:16:12,148 --> 00:16:13,626
Whoever this is, is insane.

258
00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:15,106
And has a princess.

259
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:16,166
We'll get through this.

260
00:16:16,205 --> 00:16:18,681
Not any princess... the princess.

261
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:23,547
Princess bloody Facebook bloody
eco-conscious national sweetheart.

262
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:25,788
I won't have to do anything.

263
00:16:26,981 --> 00:16:28,339
Everyone's laughing at us.

264
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,422
You don't know that.

265
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,039
I know people.

266
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,742
We love humiliation.

267
00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:33,962
I can not laugh

268
00:16:33,977 --> 00:16:35,258
Nothing is going to happen.

269
00:16:35,288 --> 00:16:37,242
It's already happening
in their heads.

270
00:16:38,428 --> 00:16:43,028
In their heads, that's what you're
doing, what my husband is doing.

271
00:16:47,338 --> 00:16:48,711
Please!

272
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:50,914
Jane.

273
00:16:55,337 --> 00:16:56,649
I love you.

274
00:16:57,991 --> 00:16:59,311
What?

275
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,148
Palace on the phone, sir.

276
00:17:01,149 --> 00:17:03,187
Get Alex to stall them.

277
00:17:03,601 --> 00:17:06,227
She's already been speaking to her
for ten minutes.

278
00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:08,029
"Her"?

279
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,516
It's the Queen herself.

280
00:17:12,127 --> 00:17:13,492
Go on.

281
00:17:22,148 --> 00:17:26,094
'As the 4pm deadline draws nearer,
the world holds its breath... '

282
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,680
waiting to discover where the princess

283
00:17:27,687 --> 00:17:29,399
Would they use a female pig?

284
00:17:29,835 --> 00:17:31,141
It's on the list.

285
00:17:31,203 --> 00:17:34,109
List of rules,
specifies camera angles and things.

286
00:17:34,126 --> 00:17:35,571
Like dogme 95.

287
00:17:35,594 --> 00:17:36,972
It's not like Dogme 95.

288
00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:38,074
Exactly that.

289
00:17:38,112 --> 00:17:39,467
What's Dogme 95?

290
00:17:39,468 --> 00:17:40,828
Cinematic movement.

291
00:17:40,829 --> 00:17:42,130
Lars von Trier.

292
00:17:43,419 --> 00:17:46,018
Rules for a director...
no background music,

293
00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:48,617
only natural light,
for authenticity.

294
00:17:48,948 --> 00:17:53,667
Same as these, so they can't cheat,
cut another guy's arse pumping away.

295
00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:56,695
'I can't think of anything
remotely like this.

296
00:17:57,268 --> 00:17:59,218
'A new form of terrorism...

297
00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:03,727
It's not Islamist. To request
a pig is specifically abhorrent.

298
00:18:03,756 --> 00:18:06,360
'That's the point!
Make love to a pig!'

299
00:18:06,664 --> 00:18:08,001
Make love?

300
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,827
Steer them away
from the grisly details.

301
00:18:11,828 --> 00:18:14,787
'Let's not dwell
on any of the details.

302
00:18:14,788 --> 00:18:18,227
'This is already
a huge national talking point.

303
00:18:18,228 --> 00:18:22,627
'Isn't this precisely what whoever
is behind this is looking for?'

304
00:18:22,628 --> 00:18:24,667
How's Her Majesty taking it?

305
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,891
"I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back."

306
00:18:29,071 --> 00:18:30,467
And we are.

307
00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:33,587
It wasn't a collective "you".
It was a singular "you", ie me.

308
00:18:33,588 --> 00:18:37,427
Sir, we may have something. Jamie's
been tracing the video's origin.

309
00:18:37,428 --> 00:18:38,743
I thought it was untraceable.

310
00:18:39,098 --> 00:18:42,590
Technically, yes, so I thought,
"Work with what we do now"

311
00:18:42,591 --> 00:18:46,509
That video, before Youtube
compression it was 57.3 meg.

312
00:18:47,957 --> 00:18:49,716
Algorithm.

313
00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:53,189
Anyway, we also know
it was uploaded at 3:16 AM.

314
00:18:53,268 --> 00:18:56,361
I ran a nationwide traceback
on uninterrupted one-way uploads

315
00:18:56,416 --> 00:19:00,634
of precisely 57.3 meg
in the minutes leading up to 3:16,

316
00:19:00,668 --> 00:19:03,354
and the closest I can get
is a postcode.

317
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:05,307
It came from somewhere in there.

318
00:19:07,127 --> 00:19:08,463
Looks like a campus.

319
00:19:08,494 --> 00:19:10,427
Yeah. Closed 2010.

320
00:19:10,428 --> 00:19:12,107
It's been empty since.

321
00:19:12,108 --> 00:19:14,187
Latest I-sat image on this area?

322
00:19:14,188 --> 00:19:17,468
3 AM flyover shot from last night...

323
00:19:19,388 --> 00:19:21,197
Looks like it had lights on.

324
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,838
We got him. We got him.

325
00:19:25,953 --> 00:19:29,041
Alert the local team.
Full squad. I'll man it.

326
00:19:29,104 --> 00:19:32,393
With helmet-cam relay.
We can watch the operation.

327
00:19:32,745 --> 00:19:34,260
Press office, OK, Tom?

328
00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:41,182
Yes!

329
00:19:58,468 --> 00:20:00,587
Right. Confident?

330
00:20:00,588 --> 00:20:03,747
It's a kick-bollock scramble,
but with finessing it should be OK.

331
00:20:03,748 --> 00:20:07,068
Finesse quickly.
Our performer's on his way.

332
00:20:13,268 --> 00:20:17,627
It's a new one for me, obviously.
I wouldn't normally... You know.

333
00:20:17,628 --> 00:20:19,627
You seen any of my films?

334
00:20:19,628 --> 00:20:20,522
No.

335
00:20:20,538 --> 00:20:23,514
I'm pretty trad... bish, bash, bosh.
In, out.

336
00:20:23,562 --> 00:20:25,171
Yeah, well...

337
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:27,507
What do I put on the invoice?
That's what I'm wondering.

338
00:20:27,508 --> 00:20:28,798
There won't be any invoicing.

339
00:20:28,837 --> 00:20:32,024
- Oi-oi, Rod!
- Oi-oi!

340
00:20:33,819 --> 00:20:36,427
Need to prep two statements

341
00:20:36,428 --> 00:20:37,906
Good outcome. Bad outcome.

342
00:20:37,907 --> 00:20:39,131
Rescue operation?

343
00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:42,084
Goon squad's heading
for postcode in Buckinghamshire.

344
00:20:42,148 --> 00:20:46,228
HP84TD, a college or something.
They should be there by now.

345
00:21:10,028 --> 00:21:13,267
Yeah, I've reduced
the luminance...

346
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,627
Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn.

347
00:21:15,628 --> 00:21:17,907
AKA, Rod Senseless.

348
00:21:17,908 --> 00:21:19,380
Stage name.

349
00:21:22,044 --> 00:21:23,707
Yeah. Well...

350
00:21:24,261 --> 00:21:25,827
You need to get into this.

351
00:21:25,862 --> 00:21:27,675
Is there a dressing room I can use?

352
00:21:27,707 --> 00:21:29,028
No.

353
00:21:29,104 --> 00:21:30,947
Where's my co-star?

354
00:21:30,948 --> 00:21:33,253
Be rude not to give her a kiss
beforehand.

355
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,612
Outside in the truck.

356
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,354
Full of joie de vivre, isn't he?

357
00:21:41,588 --> 00:21:45,268
You also need to wear this...
on your head.

358
00:21:53,222 --> 00:21:55,876
Board's been prised away.
That's where they got in.

359
00:21:55,910 --> 00:21:57,222
OK.

360
00:21:57,706 --> 00:21:59,188
'Target identified.'

361
00:21:59,221 --> 00:22:00,401
Commissioner. Thank you.

362
00:22:00,425 --> 00:22:01,925
So, team red...

363
00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:03,120
'Any orders, boss?'

364
00:22:03,143 --> 00:22:05,378
Continue reconnaissance
and await instructions,

365
00:22:05,417 --> 00:22:06,816
before you proceed.

366
00:22:06,878 --> 00:22:09,094
'With the 4pm deadline
three hours away,

367
00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:10,953
'time is running out
for the Prime Minister... '

368
00:22:20,428 --> 00:22:21,828
They got in, yeah?

369
00:22:22,438 --> 00:22:24,289
Do you think I'd be here
if they had?

370
00:22:25,868 --> 00:22:27,774
We've got statements
for either outcome.

371
00:22:31,468 --> 00:22:33,334
Listen,
coverage is very sympathetic.

372
00:22:33,355 --> 00:22:35,131
Can't think about coverage now!

373
00:22:41,715 --> 00:22:43,072
But it's on-side?

374
00:22:43,877 --> 00:22:45,571
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.

375
00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:48,478
Every poll indicates
understanding, disgust with the

376
00:22:48,479 --> 00:22:51,346
captor, outrage at the whole
thing, but not at you.

377
00:22:55,823 --> 00:22:59,111
If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not
saying they will, but if they do,

378
00:22:59,548 --> 00:23:02,628
the public anticipates
non-compliance.

379
00:23:03,797 --> 00:23:06,837
There'll be squawks from the usuals,

380
00:23:06,869 --> 00:23:11,018
but it's not "England expects".

381
00:23:16,459 --> 00:23:21,619
If he kills her, there's no blood
on your hands. Bottom line.

382
00:23:25,308 --> 00:23:30,705
'With hours to go, time is running
out for the security services.

383
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,267
'Joining us is actress Lydia... '

384
00:23:33,299 --> 00:23:35,107
Thought this was coming from IB7.

385
00:23:35,108 --> 00:23:38,173
We trimmed the edges
so it's coming direct.

386
00:23:38,845 --> 00:23:40,867
Twinkle tits from?

387
00:23:40,868 --> 00:23:45,027
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.

388
00:23:45,231 --> 00:23:47,238
This came for you,
left at reception.

389
00:23:48,446 --> 00:23:50,068
Courier dropped it off.

390
00:23:54,428 --> 00:23:56,588
Know how to plug this in?

391
00:24:03,668 --> 00:24:06,187
Jack, call the police. Take it!

392
00:24:06,188 --> 00:24:08,347
Get someone to shoot that first.

393
00:24:08,348 --> 00:24:10,388
What the fuck is this?

394
00:24:11,777 --> 00:24:14,215
'I gave you rules.
'I said no cheating.

395
00:24:24,988 --> 00:24:27,107
'Some more breaking news,

396
00:24:27,108 --> 00:24:31,107
'and a severed finger, thought
to belong to Princess Susannah,

397
00:24:31,108 --> 00:24:34,627
'has been delivered to UKN,
along with a video

398
00:24:34,628 --> 00:24:38,947
'apparently showing the kidnapper
removing it from the princess.

399
00:24:39,135 --> 00:24:42,817
'UKN News has passed all material
to Scotland Yard... '

400
00:24:42,841 --> 00:24:44,388
Fucking hell!

401
00:24:44,731 --> 00:24:49,036
God! I can't watch this!
He's got to do what they want.

402
00:24:49,177 --> 00:24:50,547
Yes, he fucking has!

403
00:24:50,548 --> 00:24:52,868
'.. Which contained a statement

404
00:24:52,952 --> 00:24:57,226
'accusing Downing Street of
attempting to break the rules

405
00:24:57,251 --> 00:24:59,642
'This grim development comes just hours

406
00:24:59,685 --> 00:25:01,806
before the 4PM deadline... '

407
00:25:05,148 --> 00:25:06,748
Jesus!

408
00:25:11,988 --> 00:25:15,267
Unless I'm mistaken,
our mystery man specified

409
00:25:15,268 --> 00:25:18,309
no visual trickery
in his original demand, didn't he?

410
00:25:18,974 --> 00:25:20,278
I considered it necessary...

411
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:21,614
Considered it necessary.

412
00:25:21,638 --> 00:25:22,943
To divise...

413
00:25:22,950 --> 00:25:24,677
FUCKING HELL!

414
00:25:30,653 --> 00:25:31,962
- Mike...!
- Don't!

415
00:25:31,994 --> 00:25:33,312
It's nor...

416
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,419
One word, I swear I will fucking...!

417
00:25:48,391 --> 00:25:50,160
What did you do, Alex?

418
00:25:51,236 --> 00:25:52,887
I had a back-up plan.

419
00:25:53,611 --> 00:25:55,878
A man prepared to do it
and an FX company that

420
00:25:55,879 --> 00:25:58,145
would paint your head
onto his shoulders.

421
00:25:58,188 --> 00:25:59,746
You actually
thought that would work?

422
00:25:59,910 --> 00:26:01,231
I believed it worth considering.

423
00:26:01,334 --> 00:26:03,027
Then you're a stupid bitch.

424
00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:05,507
With your interest at heart.

425
00:26:05,688 --> 00:26:06,902
Who knew about this?

426
00:26:07,242 --> 00:26:10,871
A select few.
It seems some idiot at the studio

427
00:26:10,918 --> 00:26:13,371
recognised our designated performer,

428
00:26:13,469 --> 00:26:16,730
Tweeted a photo and the online
hivemind did the maths.

429
00:26:16,778 --> 00:26:18,340
It's not playing well.

430
00:26:19,922 --> 00:26:21,277
With who?

431
00:26:22,753 --> 00:26:24,729
With, er... anyone.

432
00:26:25,028 --> 00:26:28,831
'A few hours ago, public opinion
was behind Prime Minister Callow,

433
00:26:28,863 --> 00:26:31,464
'with only 28%
of the public believing

434
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:34,268
'he should fulfil the bizarre
and illegal request.

435
00:26:34,846 --> 00:26:36,518
'In the wake of these images,

436
00:26:36,571 --> 00:26:41,491
'and the delivery of the princess's
finger, the mood is shifting.

437
00:26:41,548 --> 00:26:45,111
'It'll be humiliating, but nothing
compared to her suffering.

438
00:26:45,135 --> 00:26:46,658
'With the appearance of finger...

439
00:26:46,704 --> 00:26:47,814
'He's just got to do it.

440
00:26:47,838 --> 00:26:48,721
Yes, he has to do it.

441
00:26:48,736 --> 00:26:50,125
'What's the alternative?

442
00:26:50,126 --> 00:26:53,040
'We can get another Prime Minister.
We can't live without a princess.

443
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,471
Of course...

444
00:26:54,517 --> 00:26:58,107
'If he doesn't get her released,
he's finished, isn't he?

445
00:26:58,108 --> 00:27:01,516
'Online polls suggest
that 86% of voters

446
00:27:01,548 --> 00:27:04,187
'now believe
the demand should be met.

447
00:27:04,188 --> 00:27:06,188
'Damon Brown... '

448
00:27:09,188 --> 00:27:10,986
When are Walker's team
hitting the college?

449
00:27:10,987 --> 00:27:12,108
They need time...

450
00:27:12,109 --> 00:27:14,067
No more pissing around.

451
00:27:14,068 --> 00:27:15,468
Julian's advising against...

452
00:27:15,469 --> 00:27:19,307
I'm advising for.
They go in now. They go in now.

453
00:27:36,228 --> 00:27:38,387
Where's my obit VT?

454
00:27:38,388 --> 00:27:42,827
What would you say if I said I was
near where Susannah's being held?

455
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,372
I'd say bullshit.

456
00:27:44,427 --> 00:27:46,386
Then you'd be wrong.

457
00:27:47,872 --> 00:27:49,412
Have you got a crew with you?

458
00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:51,044
I'm not stupid.

459
00:27:52,023 --> 00:27:53,404
Malaika?

460
00:27:53,849 --> 00:27:55,076
Hello?

461
00:28:09,428 --> 00:28:11,027
Are you getting this?

462
00:28:11,028 --> 00:28:13,908
Yeah. Don't put yourself
in any danger.

463
00:28:20,628 --> 00:28:21,828
Still getting this?

464
00:28:21,829 --> 00:28:25,228
Yeah. Just stay safe, Malaika.
Be careful!

465
00:28:41,188 --> 00:28:43,108
If this doesn't work...

466
00:28:44,233 --> 00:28:46,228
we need...

467
00:29:10,268 --> 00:29:13,548
Armed police! Lay down on the floor!
Lay down on the floor!

468
00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:19,508
Move!

469
00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:25,028
Fuck!

470
00:29:31,241 --> 00:29:33,280
It's a decoy.

471
00:29:33,524 --> 00:29:38,078
They must have bounced the upload
from here with a proxy. I'm sorry.

472
00:29:38,150 --> 00:29:39,399
Jesus!

473
00:29:39,428 --> 00:29:40,704
They're looking right at her!

474
00:29:40,759 --> 00:29:42,180
They can't see her.

475
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,423
'Malaika, make sure they can't... '

476
00:29:43,461 --> 00:29:45,055
Stay down! Don't move!

477
00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:51,148
Run, Malaika! Run!

478
00:29:54,788 --> 00:29:56,947
Get out of there. Come on!

479
00:29:56,948 --> 00:29:58,908
Armed police!

480
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:08,733
Is it him?

481
00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:11,757
Where the fuck is Jack?

482
00:30:11,788 --> 00:30:14,547
Advance! Advance! Advance!

483
00:30:16,612 --> 00:30:19,612
Get down!

484
00:30:19,708 --> 00:30:22,546
Get down!

485
00:30:22,595 --> 00:30:26,794
UKN. It's Malaika something
or other. She's from UKN.

486
00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:28,108
You press? Yes.

487
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,187
There goes your RTS Award.

488
00:30:32,188 --> 00:30:34,267
There must be something.

489
00:30:34,268 --> 00:30:35,096
There's nothing there, Mike.

490
00:30:35,119 --> 00:30:36,427
There'll be a clue.
Some evidence.

491
00:30:36,428 --> 00:30:37,468
We've done all we can.

492
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,907
You rescued mannequin.

493
00:30:39,942 --> 00:30:40,815
I'm sorry, Michael...

494
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:41,942
Fuck off, Julian!

495
00:30:41,983 --> 00:30:43,606
20 past three. We're out of time.

496
00:30:43,611 --> 00:30:45,598
We're not out of time!

497
00:30:46,139 --> 00:30:47,723
We're not out of time.

498
00:31:03,468 --> 00:31:05,467
It's not going to happen.

499
00:31:05,468 --> 00:31:05,986
To the public...

500
00:31:05,987 --> 00:31:06,868
Fuck the public!

501
00:31:06,869 --> 00:31:11,747
To the public, this would be one man
of questionable popularity

502
00:31:11,748 --> 00:31:13,988
putting personal embarrassment
over the life of a girl.

503
00:31:13,989 --> 00:31:16,227
They will not release her anyway.
She's probably already dead.

504
00:31:16,228 --> 00:31:19,144
If she isn't,
he'll kill her and upload the video.

505
00:31:20,371 --> 00:31:24,107
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.

506
00:31:24,108 --> 00:31:28,427
The mood will border on insurrection
and you will be destroyed,

507
00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:31,548
I guarantee you...
utterly destroyed.

508
00:31:34,233 --> 00:31:36,153
The polling bears that out.

509
00:31:36,788 --> 00:31:43,387
You won't just be
a disgraced politician,

510
00:31:43,388 --> 00:31:48,507
The public, the Palace and the Party
insist on compliance.

511
00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:49,767
Fuck the Party!

512
00:31:49,776 --> 00:31:52,554
Refuse, and I've been advised

513
00:31:52,588 --> 00:31:55,187
that we cannot guarantee
your physical safety.

514
00:31:57,129 --> 00:31:58,830
Or that of your family.

515
00:32:00,706 --> 00:32:02,417
But...

516
00:32:12,074 --> 00:32:14,291
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.

517
00:32:16,533 --> 00:32:17,608
I can't...

518
00:32:17,609 --> 00:32:20,455
I'm sorry, Michael.
It's out of your hands.

519
00:32:43,468 --> 00:32:46,947
'Let's take you live to the
scene in central London.

520
00:32:46,948 --> 00:32:50,787
'As we see the Prime Minister's car
travelling across London... '

521
00:32:50,788 --> 00:32:52,494
He's got to do it.

522
00:32:52,784 --> 00:32:54,620
The world's bloody broken.

523
00:32:54,705 --> 00:32:58,708
'.. Appears to be heading west
to Bankside Studios.'

524
00:33:31,961 --> 00:33:34,760
We've ratified the law...
after midnight,

525
00:33:34,815 --> 00:33:38,982
it'll be a criminal of fence to store
any recording or images of the event.

526
00:33:43,428 --> 00:33:46,330
They're doing an announcement
to warn people off

527
00:33:46,331 --> 00:33:49,232
even watching, some sonic
tone that causes nausea.

528
00:33:51,188 --> 00:33:55,267
'.. When public opinion
has very much hardened,

529
00:33:55,268 --> 00:33:58,732
'following the delivery
of the princess's severed finger.

530
00:33:59,282 --> 00:34:03,349
'As the 4pm deadline approaches,
the nation is at a stand still

531
00:34:03,388 --> 00:34:06,267
'watching the extraordinary
situation play out.

532
00:34:06,268 --> 00:34:11,147
'Just to remind you, this is now
a story of global significance... '

533
00:34:11,148 --> 00:34:14,827
"Michael Callow has displayed
incredible bravery"

534
00:34:14,828 --> 00:34:17,588
"in what was a matter
of life or death."

535
00:34:18,018 --> 00:34:20,817
That's how it opens,
then we should move on...

536
00:34:21,468 --> 00:34:23,428
OK. Yeah.

537
00:34:24,716 --> 00:34:26,022
Everything prepared?

538
00:34:26,078 --> 00:34:27,154
Yes, ma'am.

539
00:34:27,185 --> 00:34:28,342
It's sedated?

540
00:34:28,368 --> 00:34:29,762
Injection. It's docile.

541
00:34:38,388 --> 00:34:40,708
It's time to go in now.

542
00:34:46,468 --> 00:34:48,587
'.. An unprecedented nature.'

543
00:34:48,588 --> 00:34:50,850
'This is an official announcement.

544
00:34:50,873 --> 00:34:52,334
In a few minutes,

545
00:34:52,395 --> 00:34:55,652
'the Prime Minister will perform
an indecent act on your screens.

546
00:34:58,188 --> 00:35:03,467
'..In the hope that it will ensure
the release of Princess Susannah.

547
00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:07,240
'Recording or possessing a copy of
this broadcast will become illegal

548
00:35:07,249 --> 00:35:08,334
at midnight.

549
00:35:08,381 --> 00:35:11,989
'All viewers are advised to turn off
their televisions immediately.

550
00:35:12,028 --> 00:35:14,787
'The broadcast will commence after
the following tone.'

551
00:35:49,185 --> 00:35:51,162
We're complying with
the stipulated rules.

552
00:35:51,224 --> 00:35:53,349
You'll have to keep going...

553
00:35:56,388 --> 00:35:59,468
You'll have to see it through
to the end.

554
00:36:02,835 --> 00:36:06,627
We've placed visual aids in your
eyeline, which might help if you...

555
00:36:06,628 --> 00:36:08,628
get into trouble.

556
00:36:12,201 --> 00:36:14,875
The suggestion we're getting
from psychologists

557
00:36:14,932 --> 00:36:17,695
is that you should take
as long as you need.

558
00:36:20,388 --> 00:36:24,307
If you rush, it might be
misinterpreted as eagerness

559
00:36:24,308 --> 00:36:26,548
or even enjoyment.

560
00:36:39,908 --> 00:36:42,453
It's just
a skeleton crew inside.

561
00:36:43,475 --> 00:36:45,054
Closed set.

562
00:37:30,668 --> 00:37:31,908
There he is!

563
00:37:36,268 --> 00:37:41,331
'I trust this will bring about the
safe return of Princess Susannah.'

564
00:37:50,949 --> 00:37:52,229
'I...

565
00:37:58,466 --> 00:38:00,315
'I love my wife.'

566
00:38:04,033 --> 00:38:05,651
'May God forgive me.'

567
00:38:25,348 --> 00:38:27,827
No!

568
00:40:05,428 --> 00:40:08,548
Jesus! Poor bastard!

569
00:40:10,988 --> 00:40:12,987
But it's been on for nearly an hour.

570
00:40:12,988 --> 00:40:15,348
It's history, this.

571
00:41:15,788 --> 00:41:17,787
We've got her. Susannah.

572
00:41:17,788 --> 00:41:18,708
They released her?

573
00:41:18,709 --> 00:41:21,546
Stumbling about in the city.

574
00:41:21,578 --> 00:41:25,041
Sedated. She can't remember
anything, but she's unharmed.

575
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:26,377
But her finger?

576
00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:28,427
Not hers. DNA shows it's male.

577
00:41:28,428 --> 00:41:29,433
What?

578
00:41:29,558 --> 00:41:34,754
There is one other thing. There's a
CCTV grab of her from half three.

579
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,987
It seems he let her go
30 minutes before it happened.

580
00:41:40,159 --> 00:41:41,544
Why?

581
00:41:41,693 --> 00:41:43,201
My guess...

582
00:41:43,318 --> 00:41:44,802
he knew everyone would
be elsewhere

583
00:41:44,857 --> 00:41:47,060
watching screens.

584
00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:50,111
So it's a statement.

585
00:41:50,158 --> 00:41:51,525
Ma'am?

586
00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:54,660
That's what this was all about,
making a point.

587
00:41:55,068 --> 00:41:56,548
Should we, er...?

588
00:41:56,549 --> 00:41:58,617
Lose that page of the report.

589
00:41:58,914 --> 00:42:01,187
No-one sees it, especially the PM.

590
00:42:01,188 --> 00:42:03,188
Of course.

591
00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:14,241
Good news, Michael.

592
00:42:15,086 --> 00:42:17,914
You saved her.
Susannah's alive and well.

593
00:43:10,108 --> 00:43:13,787
'On the one-year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,

594
00:43:13,788 --> 00:43:17,907
'an apparently unconcerned Michael
Callow put in an assured performance

595
00:43:17,908 --> 00:43:21,055
'at a public appearance,
accompanied by his wife Jane.

596
00:43:21,087 --> 00:43:22,345
Here I go.

597
00:43:22,367 --> 00:43:23,447
'OK.

598
00:43:27,275 --> 00:43:30,977
'The other central figure in events
was also before the camera

599
00:43:31,048 --> 00:43:33,387
'at last night's
Children Of Valour Awards.

600
00:43:33,388 --> 00:43:36,187
'Princess Susannah
made her first public appearance

601
00:43:36,188 --> 00:43:38,071
'since announcing her pregnancy.

602
00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:42,947
'It was one year ago that
the Turner Prize-winning artist,

603
00:43:42,948 --> 00:43:44,282
'Carlton Bloom,

604
00:43:44,316 --> 00:43:47,594
'coerced the Prime Minister
into committing an indecent act.

605
00:43:49,828 --> 00:43:53,994
'As the anniversary arrived,
one art critic caused controversy

606
00:43:54,025 --> 00:43:58,027
'by describing it as "the first
great artwork of the 21st century".

607
00:43:58,519 --> 00:44:02,358
'While cultural commentators
debate its significance,

608
00:44:02,406 --> 00:44:04,627
'with a global audience
of 1.3 billion,

609
00:44:04,690 --> 00:44:07,205
'it was an event
in which we all participated.

610
00:44:07,321 --> 00:44:10,508
However, the incident failed
to destroy a Prime Minister,

611
00:44:10,587 --> 00:44:14,867
'who holds an approval rating
three points higher than last year.

612
00:44:14,975 --> 00:44:17,297
'Damon Brown, UKN.'

613
00:44:22,388 --> 00:44:23,588
Jane.

614
00:44:24,782 --> 00:44:26,422
Jane, please.

615
00:44:38,780 --> 00:44:44,308
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