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Subs by @ry. Ripped from Hebrew with @rySubRipper 1.5
https://github.com/arysoftplay/-rySubRipper

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Do you have fun on a date?

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Not so.

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I thought you were having fun.

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No, I'm bored

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This is the most boring
date I've ever had.

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Yes?
- Yes.

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So does it help you?

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Does it help you get less bored?
- Yes.

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Yes?
- Yes.

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Yes.
- Yes, it helps me a lot.

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Yes.

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Yoo.

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Yoo, god damn.

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Gori, I need you at the
bar to sign something.

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Good.

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I'm going, asking for signatures...

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Hey, what's up?

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Hey.

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Hey, what's up?"

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All is well?

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Yes, just...

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there was a queue.

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Well, I took the liberty of
ordering us another round.

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Walla.

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What?

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I don't know, I didn't believe I
would meet a normal girl on the app.

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A toast?

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To life.

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Bloody Murray

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Hey.

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What is? What happened?

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I saw "La La Land".

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What...

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What, it's a happy movie.

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One with songs, what do you have?

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The ending is terribly sad.

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It's a happy ending.

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Well, then you didn't understand the movie.

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How is it a happy ending if
they are not together at the end?

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Because they are fulfilling
their dream, it is gratifying.

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OK, but to fulfill their dreams

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They had to separate.

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And she became a
famous Hollywood star,

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it's good, it's a happy
ending, it's a crazy ending!

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What do you have?

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This is exactly the
story of me and Itamar...

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because I dreamed of being a doctor...

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and Itamar dreamed -

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To stop studying medicine.

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No, he didn't.

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He dreamed of being a father

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and I was still studying.

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And...

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Our dreams collided.

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It's tragic.

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What's tragic is that you broke up
with him some thousand years ago

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and you're still talking about him.

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It's because of your movie.

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Ok, fine,

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so I won't recommend
you any more movies.

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Thank you very much, I don't want
you to recommend me any more movies,

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Excellent.

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No problem.

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And don't recommend
anything to me anymore in life.

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Okay, stay stuck on
your ex for a million years.

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Sorry?

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What did you say?

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What?

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Wow, how strange that you
tell me I'm stuck on my ex,

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just because you've been
stuck on your ex for two years!

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Stuck on him.

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I don't understand the hint.

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You don't realize it doesn't work.
- Good.

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This time we parted for good, so...

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Yes, you break up and come back to him,

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like a merry-go-round.

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A merry-go-round, wow!

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What an image!

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What an outdated metaphor,

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do you have a metaphor
perhaps older than that?

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Maybe a shelf?

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or...

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a balcony.

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Okay, keep being stuck.

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Even your vocabulary
is stuck in the eighties.

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Tell me

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when was the last time
you turned on a computer?

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You're a screenwriter, aren't you?

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Screenwriters write

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So...

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sitting and writing.

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Oh yes?
- Yes.

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Oh, ok.

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Dana,

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I'm in the process, okay?

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I don't write because I have no idea.

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Okay, so don't
tell me I'm stuck,

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all day in your ex's ass,

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And you're just wasting yourself.

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Zero in on your career.

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Stop your shit.

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Wow

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Dare to tell me I'm stuck.

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Because what to do,
my love, you're stuck.

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You are stuck
- You're stuck.

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You are stuck
- You're stuck, you.

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Would you like us to make quick pancakes?

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There is no maple.

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Yes, I bought it.

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Do you want?

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Yes.

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Because it's a sad ending.

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But what was sad for you exactly?

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Is it sad in your eyes that
they fulfilled their dream?

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They fulfilled the dream, but
they are not together in the end.

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Okay, who said they have
to be together in the end?

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Because they loved it so much, so...

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So if they loved so much,
why did they break up?

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Did someone force them?
Did someone put a gun to their head?

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Sometimes mistakes are made

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and then you realize that it's not...
- Sometimes

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breaking up...

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on time.

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And this is what the creator of
the film is trying to tell us here.

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Think about it, our heroes,

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the unrealized,

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the unfortunate, the stuck,

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realizing that they must separate
in order to fulfill their dreams.

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And it's true, parting hurts,

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farewell is sad,

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but this is the only way to
make the dream come true.

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And that is the message of the film.

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The lesson is over.

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Great. So we will part in time and...

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maybe we'll make some dream come true.
- Amen.

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Amen.

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And Lemony, are you preparing a
presentation for us next week, about...?

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Treatment of ectopic pregnancy.

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Nice, nice.

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And one last thing,

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next week there will be a conference in Zurich,

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and the hospital decided
to honor one of you.

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So those who are interested
in joining Professor Avni Vali

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and has a valid passport,

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are welcome to apply.

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Questions? Answers?

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Pestering?

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Pleasant duty.

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Are you applying to Zurich?

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Wow, I don't know if my
passport is even valid.

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If you apply,
I won't even bother.

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What?
- "What?"

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Oh man, come on.

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And say in Zurich...

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suddenly there is a
"vibe" and a hotel and...

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so you sleep with him?

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What a moron you are.

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What, are you ashamed of Amir?

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He knows you're hot for Atias.

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Shut your mouth.

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What do you have?

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They are all hot for Atias.

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I'm hot for Atias.

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Nice.

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Good for you, that you are going to Zurich.

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Good for you for being stupid.

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Come on, take it, take it, room six.

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Something good?

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Very.

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Want to change?

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What is it?

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Something wrong.

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Vaginal fungus.

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No, thanks.

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Not Zurich.

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I'm not really hot for Atias.

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Yes.

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Hey.

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What?

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I'm taking your car.

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I leave tomorrow, seven in the morning.
- Good.

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Going for a beer.

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Another date?

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Yes.

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So why do you eat?

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Pads the stomach for alcohol.

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Anyone interesting?

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What, from the app?

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No,

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from the university.

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A student?

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No!

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A colleague, a lecturer.

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Nice.

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Well done to you for going out
and trying to get to know each other.

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I know it's not easy.

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Where will you go?

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Mm?

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Where will you go?

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Let's be spontaneous.

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Do you understand what I'm saying?

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Now I,

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I should call and ask Scorsese:

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"Excuse me, did you rape minors?"

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If we start testing each one,

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we won't watch movies anymore.

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What Woody Allen did,
or didn't do in his bedroom,

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it's his private business.

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Completely.

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Same Michael Jackson.

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The man made genius
music, why boycott it?

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Why not profit from it?

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A chaser (drink)?

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I'm back in a second, okay?

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Do you come here a lot?

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I have more things at your house,
I want to come get them.

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It's urgent for me, so today or tomorrow.
- Good.

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Come, jump whenever you want.

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Good.

221
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You come to the bathroom?

222
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No. Definately not.

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What happened? What is?

224
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Nothing, everything is good.
I just don't feel like it.

225
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Can I have a lemon?

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Sour lemon...

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to a sour lady.

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There is great music here.

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Yes.

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Do you like music?

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Eh?

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Do you like listening to music

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No.

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Don't you like music?

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No, I hate music.

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I love music.

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I'm back in a minute, okay?

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There is a waitress, you can call her...

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In the end I can't tomorrow,
so I'll come today.

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Okay, cool.
I'm on my way home soon.

241
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I'm here with Otto, I'm coming.

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All is well?

243
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,400
No, just...

244
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I had to eat something.

245
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Do you want me to order you something to eat?

246
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No, in fact I don't feel so good.

247
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Do you want me to order water?

248
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Yes,

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and the check.

250
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Ah.

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OK.

252
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I had a really nice...

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Sorry?

254
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Sorry?

255
00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:42,900
No, what a whore,
she doesn't even look at the customers.

256
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She will be free soon, I see her.

257
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I will call her.

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Sorry?

259
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May I have the check?

260
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Thanks!

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Ugh!

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Stupid.

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How amazing you are...

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I fantasize about you all day.

265
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How do you get into a
bar with another date...

266
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no, these perverted games of ours,

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I don't think I'll ever get tired of it.

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I'm starting to get tired of it.

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What is it?
- Stop.

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What did you say?

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I say I'm getting tired of it,

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and it's boring me already.

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Come on, you're stuck, huh?

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Enough, Gur.
- You are dumb!

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What a mess.

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Stop!

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No!

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Stop!

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00:12:59,175 --> 00:13:01,175
So will you be nice?

280
00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:02,425
No!

281
00:13:02,925 --> 00:13:04,425
No, no, enough, please stop.
- Yes?

282
00:13:04,426 --> 00:13:05,925
I'm begging, I'm begging
- Are you begging?

283
00:13:05,926 --> 00:13:07,425
What are you? What are you?
- I am stupid!

284
00:13:07,426 --> 00:13:08,425
I am stupid.

285
00:13:33,175 --> 00:13:34,925
Why don't you want to live with me?

286
00:13:37,675 --> 00:13:39,675
Why would I want to live with a dumb?

287
00:13:40,175 --> 00:13:41,175
I'm serious.

288
00:13:41,425 --> 00:13:42,675
I have already told you.

289
00:13:43,425 --> 00:13:44,925
I don't want to live with a gal.

290
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,175
But I'm dirty like a boy.

291
00:13:51,175 --> 00:13:52,925
You're dirty, it's...

292
00:13:53,175 --> 00:13:54,175
sure.

293
00:13:55,175 --> 00:13:56,175
But you're not a boy.

294
00:13:56,675 --> 00:13:58,425
So what, you want to live with a boy?

295
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,175
I want to live with myself

296
00:14:00,425 --> 00:14:02,200
with my music

297
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,575
I'm not good at it either...

298
00:14:06,325 --> 00:14:08,075
In living together, I'm bad.

299
00:14:09,825 --> 00:14:11,075
So we have to say goodbye.

300
00:14:11,825 --> 00:14:13,575
But we parted already,

301
00:14:13,825 --> 00:14:15,075
and look how much fun we have.

302
00:14:18,575 --> 00:14:19,575
I'm not having fun.

303
00:14:24,075 --> 00:14:26,575
I also don't come to the
"kennel" anymore and I don't...

304
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,075
I don't stay to sleep here anymore.

305
00:14:31,575 --> 00:14:33,825
"Do what's good for you, girl."

306
00:14:33,826 --> 00:14:35,825
I'm serious, Gur, we need to say goodbye.

307
00:14:35,826 --> 00:14:37,325
Maybe...

308
00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:41,825
"See you in the next incarnation"

309
00:14:44,575 --> 00:14:47,075
"Take my heart...

310
00:14:47,325 --> 00:14:50,825
"And leave me only a melody..."

311
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,825
"Na na na..."

312
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:54,075
Do you love me?

313
00:14:56,325 --> 00:14:57,325
A lot.

314
00:14:59,325 --> 00:15:01,075
So it's really very sad.

315
00:15:02,325 --> 00:15:04,575
But maybe this way
I will fulfill the dream.

316
00:15:10,325 --> 00:15:11,075
What is the dream?

317
00:15:13,075 --> 00:15:14,325
Do not know...

318
00:15:14,326 --> 00:15:15,575
I need to think.

319
00:15:28,075 --> 00:15:29,575
Shit. Shit, shit, shit.

320
00:15:29,576 --> 00:15:31,325
Yoo, shit, shit, shit.

321
00:15:31,326 --> 00:15:32,575
Yoo, sorry, sorry, yoo.

322
00:15:32,576 --> 00:15:33,325
Are you alive?

323
00:15:33,575 --> 00:15:35,825
Yes, no, I set an alarm and it didn't ring.

324
00:15:36,075 --> 00:15:38,825
You never take my car again.

325
00:15:38,826 --> 00:15:40,325
Sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry,

326
00:15:40,326 --> 00:15:41,325
I promise, I'll take the car
for a MOT test today, okay? On me.

327
00:15:42,825 --> 00:15:43,825
The car doesn't have the MOT test?

328
00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:45,075
You promised you would two weeks ago!

329
00:15:45,076 --> 00:15:46,825
Why? Didn't we say
until the end of the month?

330
00:15:46,825 --> 00:15:47,575
By the weekend!

331
00:15:47,825 --> 00:15:48,325
The last one!

332
00:15:48,575 --> 00:15:50,825
Okay, okay, I, I will go today, I promise.

333
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,075
I am really sorry...

334
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:52,825
Well, I'll make it up to you...

335
00:15:53,075 --> 00:15:54,825
No, you, you... really.

336
00:15:54,826 --> 00:15:56,325
I'll tidy up the house, okay?

337
00:15:56,575 --> 00:15:59,075
And hand over all the bags of
clothes in the car for donation.

338
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:02,325
Ok.
- And bring back my red suitcase
from Gor already.

339
00:16:02,575 --> 00:16:03,575
I will go to his place.

340
00:16:04,325 --> 00:16:05,325
I know you are with him now.

341
00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:06,575
Well, okay, well,

342
00:16:06,825 --> 00:16:08,325
I hope I find it.

343
00:16:08,575 --> 00:16:10,075
What does "hope you find it" mean?

344
00:16:10,325 --> 00:16:12,575
What is urgent for you?
What, you're flying abroad, huh?

345
00:16:13,325 --> 00:16:14,325
Oh... maybe!

346
00:16:14,575 --> 00:16:15,575
Yes, why not?

347
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,275
Make sure it comes back to me!

348
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:18,825
Ugh...!

349
00:16:50,575 --> 00:16:51,325
Hi Dan...

350
00:16:52,075 --> 00:16:54,575
I just wanted to update that I have the suitcase,

351
00:16:54,576 --> 00:16:58,325
And I wanted to apologize
again for the car, really.

352
00:17:00,325 --> 00:17:02,075
And sorry for telling you that you are stuck.

353
00:17:04,075 --> 00:17:05,325
Like, who isn't stuck?

354
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:06,575
Everyone is stuck.

355
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:07,575
No?

356
00:17:16,825 --> 00:17:18,075
Wow, maybe I
should write about this

357
00:17:18,325 --> 00:17:19,825
About someone who is like that...

358
00:17:20,575 --> 00:17:21,825
someone who is stuck,

359
00:17:21,826 --> 00:17:23,325
and she is stuck in...

360
00:17:24,075 --> 00:17:25,075
that she is stuck and like,

361
00:17:25,076 --> 00:17:26,825
everything that happens
to her while she is stuck.

362
00:17:27,325 --> 00:17:28,825
I just don't know
why it would matter.

363
00:17:29,575 --> 00:17:30,325
Whoa, fuck!

364
00:17:35,075 --> 00:17:36,325
Come on...!

365
00:17:37,075 --> 00:17:38,325
What, what, what...
- Fuck.

366
00:17:38,576 --> 00:17:39,575
Yoo! Yoo!

367
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:40,575
I do not believe!

368
00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:42,325
I do not believe...

369
00:17:42,326 --> 00:17:43,825
Say, what, are you retarded?

370
00:17:44,076 --> 00:17:45,325
Can't you see where you're going?

371
00:17:47,075 --> 00:17:49,075
You punched your brakes in my face!

372
00:17:49,325 --> 00:17:51,325
Listen, I have a stop sign here,
I stopped, right?

373
00:17:51,575 --> 00:17:53,075
If you kept your distance properly,

374
00:17:53,076 --> 00:17:54,325
you shouldn't have walked in
on me like I don't know what.

375
00:17:54,326 --> 00:17:55,575
Come on! Look...

376
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:57,325
Look what you did!
- Sorry?

377
00:17:57,575 --> 00:17:59,075
The suitcase is a total loss,
thank you very much.

378
00:17:59,325 --> 00:18:00,825
The suitcase?
Say, what, are you retarded?

379
00:18:00,826 --> 00:18:02,825
Do you know which suitcase this is?
Really!

380
00:18:03,075 --> 00:18:04,325
Too bad you didn't tie it properly!

381
00:18:04,575 --> 00:18:07,325
Well, thanks a lot for the
tip really, I'm in a super hurry.

382
00:18:07,575 --> 00:18:10,075
What is that? Hey where are you going
- What?

383
00:18:10,076 --> 00:18:11,575
You broke my windshield.

384
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,825
It's a collector car,
what, are you retarded?

385
00:18:14,825 --> 00:18:15,575
"What?"

386
00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:16,825
She is going.

387
00:18:17,325 --> 00:18:18,075
I don't believe it, well.

388
00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:20,075
What are you talking about here?
Move the vehicles aside!

389
00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:21,325
What are we standing here?
She got into my car,

390
00:18:21,575 --> 00:18:22,575
well what?
- Move the vehicles.

391
00:18:22,576 --> 00:18:23,825
Stand aside.
- Tell me, am I standing here on purpose?

392
00:18:23,826 --> 00:18:25,325
Come on. Come on, go!

393
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:28,925
Excuse me, Doctor?

394
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,325
One second. One second, okay?

395
00:18:33,075 --> 00:18:34,325
Did I miss an Atias briefing?

396
00:18:34,575 --> 00:18:35,825
You're lucky, he hasn't come yet.

397
00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:37,325
Oh, good morning to you.

398
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:38,825
Thank you very much for coming.

399
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,325
Sorry, it's not my fault.

400
00:18:41,325 --> 00:18:42,825
You didn't bring a stirrer!
- No, look at him,

401
00:18:43,075 --> 00:18:44,575
he also has complaints,
this is indescribable.

402
00:18:44,576 --> 00:18:46,325
You bring coffee,
bring it like a human being.

403
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:49,075
Prince, come let me go,
I've been awake for twenty-six hours!

404
00:18:49,325 --> 00:18:50,575
Come on, my darling, come on!

405
00:18:50,576 --> 00:18:51,825
What do you have?

406
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,075
Take.
- Thanks.

407
00:18:55,325 --> 00:18:56,325
Isn't it with soy?

408
00:18:56,325 --> 00:18:58,075
Oh, isn't it?
- Well, come on, come on.

409
00:18:58,076 --> 00:18:59,325
I told you to write it down because you don't remember.

410
00:18:59,326 --> 00:19:01,075
Well, friends, you got me this far.

411
00:19:01,325 --> 00:19:02,575
I'm not your waitress, okay?

412
00:19:02,825 --> 00:19:03,825
Go, go to sleep, darling.

413
00:19:03,826 --> 00:19:05,075
Thanks for nothing.
- Good.

414
00:19:05,325 --> 00:19:06,075
Good Morning.

415
00:19:06,325 --> 00:19:07,575
Lemony, can I have a word with you?

416
00:19:07,825 --> 00:19:08,325
Sure.

417
00:19:08,825 --> 00:19:09,825
Idan.
- What?

418
00:19:09,826 --> 00:19:13,325
Conference, Zurich, 7th to
10th, hope your passport is valid.

419
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,325
I can't believe it.

420
00:19:15,075 --> 00:19:15,575
Lemony

421
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,325
I am in shock!

422
00:19:24,325 --> 00:19:26,075
Professor Avni decided that...

423
00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:30,075
Idan will accompany us,
because he is the oldest, okay?

424
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:31,750
Of course.

425
00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:33,250
What, he also deserves it the most.

426
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:35,750
Yes, yes...

427
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,000
But you deserve more.

428
00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:48,500
Okay, relax, relax,
everything is fine...

429
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,500
Look on the bright side,
you weren't hurt, I wasn't hurt.

430
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:53,750
There is insurance, everything is good.

431
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,250
I don't have, I don't have insurance,

432
00:19:55,251 --> 00:19:56,750
I'm without the MOT test, well.

433
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
What is? Don't you have the MOT test?
- No.

434
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:01,750
Fuck, god damn.

435
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,000
Well, give me your license, please.

436
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
What?

437
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,500
You are unlucky today,
you fell on a police officer on civvies.

438
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:12,750
Bring, give me your license.

439
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:13,750
You also don't have the MOT test,

440
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,250
this is a very serious offense.

441
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,000
Are you a policeman?

442
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:20,000
Want a police card?
I'll show you a police ID...

443
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,750
No, listen, no, no, listen.

444
00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:24,000
Yoo, officer, wait.

445
00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:25,000
I'm on my way to the test.
- Enough, enough, enough.

446
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,000
I swear to you.
- Enough,

447
00:20:26,001 --> 00:20:28,250
Give me your license.
- I'm on my way to the test now, I swear to you.

448
00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:29,250
Me, this is the first and last time.
- You know how many stories like that

449
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,750
I hear during the day?
- I'm asking you.

450
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,250
Leave, give me your license, please.
- Please, I'm asking,

451
00:20:32,251 --> 00:20:33,750
Listen, do me a favor.
- Just, just, I was joking, joking.

452
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Please, I'm from...
- I'm not a policeman.

453
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,250
I was joking with you, what...

454
00:20:36,251 --> 00:20:37,000
I'm not really a cop.

455
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,000
I just...

456
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,250
I'm not really a cop.

457
00:20:46,501 --> 00:20:48,000
Aren't you a police officer?
I do not understand.

458
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,750
What, do I look like a cop to you?

459
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,250
Well, get over the shock.

460
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
Everything is good.

461
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,750
But imagine if I were a policeman?

462
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,750
What mess did you have now?

463
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,250
See the positive side.

464
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:01,750
Well, what... I...

465
00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:04,250
I'm going to pay you for this
windshield for the rest of my life now?

466
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,500
Wait, let's see,
we're not animals, right?

467
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,250
First of all, I'm Lior,
nice to meet you.

468
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,250
Hi...

469
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:12,500
Hello.

470
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,500
Let's put the vehicles
aside for a moment, okay?

471
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,500
Good.
- We will exchange numbers and it will be fine.

472
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,500
Look what it is,
you broke my windshield.

473
00:21:23,501 --> 00:21:25,250
But now I will have your phone.

474
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:26,750
Another positive side.

475
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,000
Live in a movie...

476
00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:34,750
Hey,

477
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,500
Here at the turn,
stop there by the square, okay?

478
00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:46,000
Stop, stop here.

479
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:48,000
Stop here!

480
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:50,500
Hey! Hey!

481
00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:51,500
Wait a minute, hey!

482
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:55,750
Hey! Hey!

483
00:21:55,751 --> 00:21:59,500
What a whore!

484
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:04,750
Oh my god.

485
00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:23,500
Hi, Tamar.

486
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:25,250
I'm Dr. Lemony,
I'll check you out.

487
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:26,750
What week are you?

488
00:22:26,751 --> 00:22:28,500
Thirty-eight.
Do me a favor, doctor.

489
00:22:28,501 --> 00:22:30,750
Take him out.
I have to get him out.

490
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:31,750
Is this a first birth?

491
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,250
Yes.

492
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,750
How often do you have a contraction?

493
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,250
About five minutes, maybe less.

494
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
And the water didn't go down?

495
00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:42,750
I don't know, I keep
feeling drips there...

496
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,500
Ok. Well, we'll wait for the
contraction to pass and check you.

497
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,750
Yoo, sorry, Mami, sorry...

498
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,750
Wow, it took you two years!
- I know.

499
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,250
I'm sorry, there was a queue.

500
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,250
How are you?

501
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:54,250
Itamar?

502
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:57,750
Dana?

503
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,500
What... what are you doing here?

504
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000
I am the father.

505
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:04,500
Ah!

506
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Of course.

507
00:23:06,001 --> 00:23:07,250
Wow, what an idiot I am.

508
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:08,500
Of course!

509
00:23:08,501 --> 00:23:10,250
Wow, congratulations!

510
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,250
You are beautiful...

511
00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:15,250
you made the dream come true, huh?

512
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Yes.

513
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:18,250
You too.

514
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,000
Yes... Yes.

515
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,750
Hi, hello, what's up?

516
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:26,500
Where do you know from?

517
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,250
This is Dana, my ex.

518
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,500
Oh, hey!

519
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:33,250
Hi, nice to meet you.

520
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:34,750
Very nice.

521
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,250
Good so...

522
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Shall we check you?

523
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,250
Did you know that the baby
is in breech presentation?

524
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:15,000
Really?

525
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,000
Didn't you know?
- No.

526
00:24:17,001 --> 00:24:18,000
He must have flipped
in the last few days,

527
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,250
it happens sometimes.

528
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
I want to check the dilatation, okay?

529
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:23,000
OK...

530
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:28,750
We have dilatation five and water drop.

531
00:24:28,751 --> 00:24:29,500
Tamar, we have no choice,

532
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,250
we will have to go to emergency surgery.

533
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,250
Wow, I can't believe it...

534
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:35,750
I wanted a natural birth!

535
00:24:35,751 --> 00:24:37,250
It'll be alright, Mami...

536
00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:38,750
Do not worry,

537
00:24:38,751 --> 00:24:40,250
soon everything will be behind you.

538
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,250
Don't worry, Mami.

539
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,000
We are in good hands.

540
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Thanks.

541
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,000
Okay, good.

542
00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:03,500
Thanks, Shani.

543
00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:07,250
Who can tell me what the
problem is with the scene we read?

544
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:10,750
Someone?

545
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:13,250
The problem is - there is no problem.

546
00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:16,500
Your heroes meet and
immediately fall in love.

547
00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:18,500
They are supposed to fall in
love, it's a romantic comedy.

548
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:21,250
In a romantic comedy the
romance is the catharsis,

549
00:25:21,251 --> 00:25:22,500
she came at the end.

550
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:27,000
A romantic comedy always begins
with anger, hatred, indifference.

551
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,500
Think about it, someone
who stirs your emotions,

552
00:25:29,501 --> 00:25:31,500
it's someone who wakes you up.

553
00:25:31,501 --> 00:25:35,250
But why would two people
who just met hate each other?

554
00:25:35,251 --> 00:25:36,250
What is this, no reasons?

555
00:25:36,251 --> 00:25:37,250
There are a thousand reasons.

556
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,500
Okay, let's think together, okay?
Think.

557
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:44,250
When was the last time you
met someone you hated at first?

558
00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:47,250
Someone overtook me in the line
in the supermarket.

559
00:25:47,251 --> 00:25:48,500
OK. Another, more. More.

560
00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:50,250
Wow, there's a new,
annoying bartender

561
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,500
at my job, he gives
me condescending looks

562
00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:54,250
like I work for him.
Now, mami,

563
00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:55,250
I have a little more seniority, I...

564
00:25:55,251 --> 00:25:56,750
Okay, okay, okay,
we get it, we get it, we get it.

565
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,250
OK.
- Rivalry between colleagues.

566
00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:01,750
Also, where have you met
someone you immediately hated?

567
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,500
Did someone annoy you at the beginning?

568
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:05,000
Yesterday I did a car test,

569
00:26:05,001 --> 00:26:07,250
and there was some highly
chauvinistic tester there.

570
00:26:07,251 --> 00:26:09,000
Why is he a chauvinist?
He tells you to turn on the lights,

571
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,000
you turn him on and are honest.

572
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:12,500
Say,

573
00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,250
What about a car accident?

574
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:15,250
Big.

575
00:26:15,251 --> 00:26:16,500
Wow, classic, car accident.

576
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:17,750
Right?

577
00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:20,000
Okay, let's take it a minute.

578
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,500
Our heroes had a car accident,

579
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:25,000
they get out of the car, and
what do we have straight away?

580
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:26,750
Conflict, they are many.

581
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,750
He says: "You are guilty",
she says: "You are guilty".

582
00:26:28,751 --> 00:26:30,750
They fight, argue, get angry,

583
00:26:30,751 --> 00:26:33,500
but they need to change phones.

584
00:26:33,501 --> 00:26:34,250
It's funny.

585
00:26:34,251 --> 00:26:36,500
That's right, it's a comedy, Elisha.

586
00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:38,250
Now, let's complicate it a bit.

587
00:26:38,251 --> 00:26:41,250
Let's say our heroine
doesn't have insurance...

588
00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:45,500
and when she gets into the car,
the licenses and all that, she...

589
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,500
in a moment's decision,

590
00:26:48,501 --> 00:26:51,250
gives gas and runs away from him,
from the accident.

591
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:52,750
So she's trash.

592
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:53,750
Really, really disgusting.

593
00:26:53,751 --> 00:26:55,750
It's not that reliable either,
she comes off as crazy.

594
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,250
What why? Why? Why crazy?

595
00:26:58,500 --> 00:26:59,500
What about...

596
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:01,300
She doesn't have car insurance.

597
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,025
And he, he has a potz car, a
collector's car, full of money.

598
00:27:05,525 --> 00:27:06,775
She... she's scared,

599
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:08,525
this is a repair that can
reach thousands of shekels!

600
00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:10,025
This can make and anti-heroine
to the viewers.

601
00:27:10,275 --> 00:27:12,525
It's also the shittiest possible,
what she does.

602
00:27:12,526 --> 00:27:14,525
It's like, it's to make
viewers not tolerate her.

603
00:27:14,775 --> 00:27:16,775
Sorry, Yoad,
we're not a court, okay?

604
00:27:17,025 --> 00:27:18,525
We are screenwriters.
- Good.

605
00:27:20,275 --> 00:27:21,525
Well, even so, what now?

606
00:27:23,025 --> 00:27:24,025
What do you mean?

607
00:27:24,525 --> 00:27:26,025
It's a romantic comedy

608
00:27:26,026 --> 00:27:27,525
If she runs away from him,
how will they fall in love?

609
00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:31,300
Ah.

610
00:28:57,525 --> 00:28:59,300
Outside. City road

611
00:29:09,325 --> 00:29:10,950
Maya, 35 years old, drives her car

612
00:29:12,325 --> 00:29:13,450
A flying suitcase

613
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:15,250
Lior, 38 years old

614
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:18,850
A clean guy, an irritating type.

615
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:25,850
But looks good.

616
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:34,850
Wow, you totally ate it huh?

617
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:37,850
I will have your phone.

618
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,850
Maya gets into the car and runs away.
Without leaving details.

619
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,350
I didn't have time to tidy up the house, sorry.
We talk soon.

620
00:30:16,512 --> 00:30:17,137
Yes?

621
00:30:17,387 --> 00:30:18,637
Is this Dana Lemony's house?

622
00:30:18,887 --> 00:30:19,637
Yes.

623
00:30:19,762 --> 00:30:21,762
I have a package for you.

624
00:30:21,763 --> 00:30:23,262
Okay, come on.

625
00:30:23,762 --> 00:30:25,324
Floor?
- Second.

626
00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:29,324
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