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- Huh?
- Oh, uh, it's a pet name.

2
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- I don't have actual honey.

3
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- Diane!

4
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Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter. Mwah.

5
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BoJack Horseman!

6
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- Put her there!
- That's all right.

7
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I'm gonna get that handshake.

8
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No, you're not.

9
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Since when am I Honey?

10
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Since now.

11
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I made up the nickname
while you were back east.

12
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Yeah, really? You made
up calling someone honey?

13
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Uh, I do believe so. Yes.

14
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Hey, why don't we give BoJack a ride?

15
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That's okay. Todd's supposed to pick me up.

16
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Where is he?

17
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First day, huh?

18
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Well, stick with me.
You're gonna be just fi...

19
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Probably just forgot, the lazy bum.

20
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Hey, I'll take the ride as
long as it's not as bumpy

21
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as that pilot's landing.

22
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That was seriously very scary.

23
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- Hey...
- I'm just glad you were there,

24
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because I really would
have freaked out by myself.

25
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Be stiller, my beating heart.

26
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Stiller crazy after all these years.

27
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- Did I miss something funny?

28
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- I love funny somethings.
- No, we were just laughing

29
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about this Ben Stiller
article from the plane.

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- Ooh, he is the best.

31
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- What did it say?
- You wouldn't get it.

32
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Either you read Hemisphere's
Magazine, or you don't.

33
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Hey, I might be crazy, because
this is such a dumb question,

34
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and I'm embarrassed to even ask,

35
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but do I have anything to
worry about with you and Diane?

36
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What?

37
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What?

38
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Get out of here.

39
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I got to say, BoJack,

40
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that is a relief.

41
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Ho-ho! Whoo!

42
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Hey, do you guys want to grab dinner?

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Or at least some road sodas,

44
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so I don't have to go through the ordeal

45
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of sobering up and then having
to get drunk all over again?

46
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Oh, I actually already made special plans

47
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for just the two of us.

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Oh, come on.

49
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You're the one who's always saying

50
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you want to hang out with BoJack more,

51
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and how it's weird that BoJack
never returns your calls,

52
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and how I should hang up the phone

53
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because maybe BoJack's
trying to call you right now.

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Uh, okay.

55
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I guess we can make this work.

56
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- Oh.

57
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Oh, man. Remember that guy in 34-B?

58
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Do I? Can't stop remembering him.

59
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Uh, hey. Diane and I have memories, too.

60
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This place reminds me of
a cliff side meal we had

61
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one romantic vacay to Cabo.

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Boring. I wasn't there.

63
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Can we keep this general interests?

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Well, here's to a meal we're all here for.

65
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Mmm.

66
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Oh, oh. Ew.

67
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There's something in my food.

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Ah, crap. Someone get the manager.

69
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No, no, no. Wait.

70
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It's supposed to be in
there. Welcome home, honey.

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I got you a D pendant,
because I am D-pendant on you.

72
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- Thank you.
- Yeah. Real... Real cute.

73
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- A D for dog.
- It's for Diane.

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This is the sweetest choking
hazard anyone's ever given me.

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- Mwah.

76
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Well, how about some
champagne for the happy couple.

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Waiter, get me a bottle of Dom

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to keep with the trend of sweet D gifts.

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You're too kind,

80
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but everyone knows you go
off menu for the good stuff.

81
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Yes, get me your most
expensive bottle from the back.

82
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Perhaps a 1922-ISH Heidsieck Diamant Bleu?

83
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A toast on me to Diane
and Mr. Peanutbutter.

84
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I'd like a round of drinks for everyone.

85
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Off the menu, of course.

86
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- BoJack, folks. What a sport.

87
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And while we're all in giving moods,

88
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I'd like to buy you all
an Xbox, courtesy of me.

89
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Wow. You guys don't have to do this.

90
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Look, I could happily
go down this petty road

91
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of raising and re-raising one another.

92
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Please do!

93
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But I'd instead like to highlight the fact

94
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that Mr. Peanutbutter's
ripping off my toast

95
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the same way he ripped
off my entire career.

96
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Man 2: Uh, we prefer
gifts over observations.

97
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Okay. Well, here's
something I didn't rip off.

98
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This brand new helicopter I just bought.

99
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Whoo-whoo! Who wants
a ride in the chopper?

100
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- Okay, guys. This has been fun,

101
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and also an offensive
display of extravagant wealth,

102
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but maybe we should call it a night.

103
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What's the rush?

104
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Because I just bought the restaurant,

105
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and we can stay as long as we want.

106
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- Hey, you. I own you now.

107
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- Do a dance.

108
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Oops.

109
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Oh, no. Hey, sorry, bud.

110
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- It's all yours.
- Please, you first.

111
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Apparently, we both like to be clean.

112
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I love being clean. That's so coincidental.

113
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- I'm Todd.
- Klaus.

114
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Look, I know you're new here,

115
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but we have a lot in common:
being white, into cleansing.

116
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I think you'd enjoy hanging
out with me and the gang.

117
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When you say "the gang,"
do you mean a gang?

118
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Check this out. If you
want to lift weights,

119
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we got great yard connections.

120
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If you like toilet wine,
we spent the past 20 years

121
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perfecting pruno.

122
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The Aryan nation is
number one for a reason.

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Never thought I'd say this,

124
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but you put a pretty good spin on Nazis.

125
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Hey, tell you what. Drop
by our party tomorrow.

126
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Shoot the shit with the
guys, mostly about Jews,

127
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and make up your own mind.

128
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Until then, take my card.

129
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Whoa. Uh, where were you keeping that card?

130
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Forty-five, forty-six,

131
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forty-seven...

132
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Guys, can we give this thing a rest?

133
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Rest? Why rest? I'm not tired.

134
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I'm twice as not tired.

135
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Or D, sex and candy?

136
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BoJack!

137
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Todd, where the hell have you been?

138
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I had to carpool home from the airport

139
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like a goddamn environmentalist.

140
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I'm sorry, but I'm in jail, dude.

141
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Well, you called the right
person, because I need your help

142
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and you're my phone-a-friend.

143
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Marie Curie won Nobel
prizes in which two sciences?

144
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A, chemistry and physics.

145
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- B, biology and physics...
- Oh, B! The answer's B!

146
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- It's A!
- Damn it, Todd!

147
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This was life or death.

148
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Same with me. The bail's set at 50 bucks.

149
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I'll be here wai...

150
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Yes! I am the champion of the games!

151
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Did you see that, Diane?

152
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Diane?

153
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You win, old friend.

154
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Now if you'll excuse me,

155
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I'm going to take my girlfriend to bed.

156
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We're still out?

157
00:07:07,383 --> 00:07:08,634
Night, BoJack.

158
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Good night, Diane.

159
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Give me a bottle of something
to help me forget my problems.

160
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Ooh, maybe not that strong.

161
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What is this, breakfast?

162
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Yeah, that's about right.

163
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Well, that worked effectively.

164
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It's a Holly-who-done-it

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as police are scrambling to figure out

166
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who stole the D from
the famed Hollywood sign.

167
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- Holly-what?
- All of Tinseltown's

168
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at DEFCON 5 until their
diabolically displaced D

169
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is demonstrably displayed once more.

170
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Can we cool it with the alliteration?

171
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Who wrote this copy? Randy, looking at you.

172
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Weird.

173
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Weirder.

174
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Why the hell would I steal a giant D?

175
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Ding-dong! It's Diane.

176
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D... D... Damn!

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Meanwhile, local authorities

178
00:08:00,102 --> 00:08:01,729
are already investigating several suspects.

179
00:08:01,812 --> 00:08:04,273
David Duchovny, Dick Van Dyke, DMX,

180
00:08:04,357 --> 00:08:07,193
and of course Dane Cook,
who we all know is a thief.

181
00:08:07,276 --> 00:08:10,487
Hey, D-voted memoirist.

182
00:08:10,571 --> 00:08:13,157
I can't work on the book
today. Too ill. Cough.

183
00:08:13,241 --> 00:08:15,117
Are you ill, or hung-over?

184
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Because instead of coughing
you just said the word cough.

185
00:08:17,703 --> 00:08:19,247
Plus you left me a long,
drunken voice-mail last night.

186
00:08:19,330 --> 00:08:20,539
Ooh, was it bad?

187
00:08:20,622 --> 00:08:21,832
It was mostly a lot of wheezing,

188
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as if you were climbing something,

189
00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:25,002
followed by the sounds
of dismantling metal,

190
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and then grunting like you
were dragging something heavy

191
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at least a few miles.

192
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I didn't say anything incriminating, did I?

193
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As incriminating as that question? No.

194
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Good. Well, just as a general rule,

195
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you probably shouldn't be listening

196
00:08:34,762 --> 00:08:36,389
to any voicemails I leave after...

197
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- What time do I start drinking?
- Noon?

198
00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:40,184
- Yup. See you later.
- But we had an appointment.

199
00:08:40,268 --> 00:08:42,311
What's that? An actor
flaking on an obligation?

200
00:08:42,395 --> 00:08:44,397
- Welcome to Hollywood.
- I think you mean Hollywoo.

201
00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,523
Did you see? Someone
stole the D off the sign.

202
00:08:46,607 --> 00:08:47,858
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough.

203
00:08:47,942 --> 00:08:50,278
Cough, cough, cough, cough, door slam.

204
00:08:50,361 --> 00:08:52,238
- What is it, BoJack?

205
00:08:52,321 --> 00:08:54,615
You know, I'm tied up
with all my Deans today.

206
00:08:54,698 --> 00:08:56,575
Kane, Norris, Winters, and Koontz,

207
00:08:56,658 --> 00:08:58,411
all being questioned by police.

208
00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,037
It was me. I stole the D.

209
00:09:00,121 --> 00:09:01,705
- What?
- Now be a good agent

210
00:09:01,789 --> 00:09:02,957
and make this not my problem.

211
00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,750
How did you even...?

212
00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:07,002
You know, your scandal-to-work
ratio is, like, five to one.

213
00:09:07,086 --> 00:09:09,004
Look, I need to get rid of
this before Diane sees it.

214
00:09:09,088 --> 00:09:11,466
Why do you care if Dia... Oh, fish.

215
00:09:11,548 --> 00:09:13,717
Are you in love with your biographer?

216
00:09:13,801 --> 00:09:15,844
What?

217
00:09:15,928 --> 00:09:18,347
What?

218
00:09:18,431 --> 00:09:20,391
Get out of here.

219
00:09:20,475 --> 00:09:23,560
You stole the D for Diane. Unbelievable.

220
00:09:23,644 --> 00:09:25,187
Yeah, I don't know. The
D might be for David,

221
00:09:25,271 --> 00:09:26,855
because apparently when I was drunk,

222
00:09:26,939 --> 00:09:29,358
I printed out a bunch of
pictures of David Boreanaz.

223
00:09:29,442 --> 00:09:31,986
Yeah. You did that.

224
00:09:32,069 --> 00:09:33,779
Look, I'll keep your little
crush busy long enough

225
00:09:33,862 --> 00:09:35,281
for you to get rid of the contraband,

226
00:09:35,364 --> 00:09:36,573
but the next three weddings I'm invited to,

227
00:09:36,657 --> 00:09:38,242
you're my date, dummy.

228
00:09:38,326 --> 00:09:40,869
Since when to women your
age get invited to weddings?

229
00:09:40,953 --> 00:09:42,163
I have a lot of nieces and nephews!

230
00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:44,873
- Well, you pulled it off,

231
00:09:44,957 --> 00:09:46,459
you deviant.

232
00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:49,170
Get it? D-viant?

233
00:09:49,253 --> 00:09:50,712
- I got it.
- Tell me,

234
00:09:50,796 --> 00:09:52,631
how are you gonna complete
your giant bracelet?

235
00:09:52,714 --> 00:09:54,300
With the chain-link fence
from Dodger's Stadium?

236
00:09:54,383 --> 00:09:57,136
No. How'd you figure out it was me?

237
00:09:57,219 --> 00:09:59,847
Oh, how did I figure it out?
Well, I just followed the clues,

238
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used deduction, puzzle-solving,
a little bit of forensics,

239
00:10:02,891 --> 00:10:04,560
and also, what did I do?

240
00:10:04,643 --> 00:10:06,854
Oh, I listened to the voice-mail you left me

241
00:10:06,937 --> 00:10:09,398
saying you were stealing
the D because of Diane

242
00:10:09,482 --> 00:10:12,860
so I could, and I quote, "Suck your D."

243
00:10:12,943 --> 00:10:14,820
Stop leaving voicemails!

244
00:10:14,903 --> 00:10:17,072
Admit it! You like my girlfriend.

245
00:10:17,156 --> 00:10:20,117
Oh, come on. I mean, am
I attracted to her? Sure.

246
00:10:20,201 --> 00:10:22,328
Do my days feel better
when I'm around her? Yeah.

247
00:10:22,411 --> 00:10:25,164
Does she get me in ways no
woman ever has? Indubitably.

248
00:10:25,247 --> 00:10:27,791
Do I fantasize about her?
Yes, but only in two positions.

249
00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:29,710
Look, am I the kind of
guy who would try to steal

250
00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:31,003
someone else's girlfriend?

251
00:10:31,086 --> 00:10:32,588
Sure, of course, but do I like her?

252
00:10:32,671 --> 00:10:35,007
The answer's no. You have
nothing to worry about.

253
00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:36,592
I'll cut you a deal.

254
00:10:36,675 --> 00:10:38,427
I help you get rid of that D,

255
00:10:38,511 --> 00:10:41,430
and you never talk to Diane again.

256
00:10:41,514 --> 00:10:44,266
Well, I have to talk to her,
because she's writing my book.

257
00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:47,353
Okay, but just don't
pursue her romantically?

258
00:10:47,436 --> 00:10:49,146
- Deal.
- Ha!

259
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:52,233
- I knew I'd get that handshake.
- I regret this already.

260
00:10:54,693 --> 00:10:59,198
Spread them wide, ladies.
This is a random cavity search.

261
00:10:59,281 --> 00:11:01,825
Whoa! Buy a guy a drink first.

262
00:11:01,909 --> 00:11:03,785
- Did we just say that...

263
00:11:03,869 --> 00:11:05,746
- Oh!
- At the same time?

264
00:11:05,829 --> 00:11:08,499
Look, I saw you talking
to Klaus in the shower.

265
00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:11,627
Now, the Aryan's are good
guys. Don't get me wrong.

266
00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:12,920
But I don't know if you're gonna get

267
00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:14,796
the right attention over there.

268
00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,132
Uh, I'd hate to get
lost in a shop that big.

269
00:11:17,216 --> 00:11:19,051
Now we can't offer you the works,

270
00:11:19,134 --> 00:11:21,262
but in the Latin Kings, you'll be a star.

271
00:11:21,345 --> 00:11:24,848
We're number two, and
that means we try harder.

272
00:11:24,932 --> 00:11:27,351
Am I really being courted by two gangs?

273
00:11:27,435 --> 00:11:30,229
Oh, I feel like the belle of the ball.

274
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:34,442
So, this is the shapeless biographer

275
00:11:34,525 --> 00:11:36,193
I've heard so much about.

276
00:11:36,277 --> 00:11:38,695
We've met several times.

277
00:11:38,779 --> 00:11:40,531
Did you just call me here to insult me?

278
00:11:40,615 --> 00:11:42,157
What is your secret, lady?

279
00:11:42,241 --> 00:11:44,619
I mean, how do you get two
grown men fighting over you

280
00:11:44,701 --> 00:11:46,621
like a foul ball at a football game?

281
00:11:46,703 --> 00:11:48,372
First of all, football
doesn't have foul balls.

282
00:11:48,456 --> 00:11:49,873
Ugh, sports.

283
00:11:49,957 --> 00:11:52,543
Second of all, nobody's fighting over me.

284
00:11:52,627 --> 00:11:53,877
Open your eyes.

285
00:11:53,961 --> 00:11:55,754
BoJack's clearly in love with you.

286
00:11:55,837 --> 00:12:01,427
Wha...?

287
00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:02,970
Get out of here!

288
00:12:03,053 --> 00:12:04,597
Get out of here? Why
would I get out of here?

289
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,765
You get out of here. This is my office.

290
00:12:09,226 --> 00:12:10,645
I get the army men are police,

291
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,229
but what's the mustard packet again?

292
00:12:12,313 --> 00:12:14,064
Oh, that's just a mustard packet.

293
00:12:14,148 --> 00:12:15,650
- It's left over from lunch.
- Oh.

294
00:12:15,732 --> 00:12:17,067
Well, can we move it off the table?

295
00:12:17,151 --> 00:12:18,402
No. I still might want it later.

296
00:12:18,486 --> 00:12:19,654
Good call.

297
00:12:19,736 --> 00:12:21,656
So how do we get the D from here

298
00:12:21,738 --> 00:12:23,407
all the way up to here?

299
00:12:23,491 --> 00:12:25,117
What, with all these cops and mustards,

300
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,702
- it's gonna be a pickle.
- Oh, no.

301
00:12:26,785 --> 00:12:28,412
The pickle's a SWAT van,
but I see your point.

302
00:12:28,496 --> 00:12:32,667
Might be easier to just
ditch the evidence. But how?

303
00:12:32,749 --> 00:12:34,293
I... I don't know.

304
00:12:34,376 --> 00:12:36,420
You think these coffees
would get the juices flowing.

305
00:12:36,504 --> 00:12:37,796
Well, they do have Bailey's in them.

306
00:12:37,879 --> 00:12:39,507
Is that why I feel drunk?

307
00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:41,592
Because I've had, like,
seven or eight coffees.

308
00:12:41,676 --> 00:12:43,135
I mean, I admit, it's been bad for ideas,

309
00:12:43,218 --> 00:12:45,137
but it's been great for camaraderie.

310
00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:46,722
Couldn't agree more.

311
00:12:46,805 --> 00:12:48,390
Ooh, hey. What time is it?

312
00:12:48,474 --> 00:12:49,975
I probably need to move my helicopter.

313
00:12:50,058 --> 00:12:51,477
It's in a two-hour zone.

314
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,729
You beautiful bastard, that's it!

315
00:12:53,812 --> 00:12:56,732
We can pick up the D with your
chopper, fly it out of here,

316
00:12:56,815 --> 00:12:58,317
and then dump it out into the ocean.

317
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,735
Stupendous!

318
00:12:59,818 --> 00:13:01,529
Take that, the ocean.

319
00:13:03,405 --> 00:13:05,574
- What now, Todd?
- Listen.

320
00:13:05,658 --> 00:13:08,827
So, kind of landed myself in a
two-dates-to-the-prom situation.

321
00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:12,164
The dates being prison gangs
and the prom being a jump-in,

322
00:13:12,247 --> 00:13:14,375
so do you remember how
you got out of the same jam

323
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:15,626
on Horsin' Around?

324
00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:17,878
Ah, a classic conundrum.

325
00:13:17,961 --> 00:13:20,715
Well, I recall one time on
Mr. Peanutbutter's House...

326
00:13:20,797 --> 00:13:22,049
I think he's talking to me, pal.

327
00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:23,509
You know, the guy whose show

328
00:13:23,592 --> 00:13:25,802
invented the two-dates-to-the-prom story.

329
00:13:25,886 --> 00:13:28,930
You may have invented it, but
I think our show perfected it.

330
00:13:29,014 --> 00:13:30,558
The only thing you ever perfected

331
00:13:30,641 --> 00:13:32,393
- was stealing my thunder.
- Stealing your thunder, eh?

332
00:13:32,476 --> 00:13:34,269
Now you're even stealing
the words I'm saying.

333
00:13:34,353 --> 00:13:35,854
You know, it's tough.

334
00:13:35,937 --> 00:13:38,691
I agree with the Latin
Kings on social issues,

335
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:40,401
but fiscally I'm more of an Aryan.

336
00:13:40,484 --> 00:13:42,236
Well, juggling both never ends well.

337
00:13:42,319 --> 00:13:44,112
Mr. Peanutbutter, anything to contribute?

338
00:13:44,196 --> 00:13:45,989
He's just staring blankly now.

339
00:13:46,073 --> 00:13:49,744
Stealing your thunder.

340
00:13:49,826 --> 00:13:52,454
You could also just bail
me out of here, as I said.

341
00:13:52,538 --> 00:13:53,830
- It's only 50 bucks...
- Got to go, pal.

342
00:13:53,914 --> 00:13:55,207
Hope it's a magical night.

343
00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,458
All right, you ready for the plan?

344
00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:58,252
Oh, yeah.

345
00:13:58,335 --> 00:14:00,588
But we are gonna need a big distraction

346
00:14:00,671 --> 00:14:03,006
to keep the eyes off the skies.

347
00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:04,675
You leave that to me.

348
00:14:04,759 --> 00:14:06,635
Whoa, wait. You had a lot to drink.

349
00:14:06,719 --> 00:14:08,929
You better have a cup of coffee.

350
00:14:12,266 --> 00:14:14,017
Who loves you, people?

351
00:14:14,101 --> 00:14:16,103
Look this way, news media.

352
00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:19,565
A celebrity is throwing
away his hard-earned cash.

353
00:14:19,648 --> 00:14:21,066
Everyone pay attention to me.

354
00:14:21,149 --> 00:14:23,652
Oh, it's only one-dollar bills, folks.

355
00:14:23,736 --> 00:14:25,028
Don't bother.

356
00:14:25,112 --> 00:14:27,072
No, it's still free, spendable money.

357
00:14:27,155 --> 00:14:28,865
This is a huge story.

358
00:14:28,949 --> 00:14:30,409
Dollars are like the new penny.

359
00:14:30,492 --> 00:14:32,911
Yeah. Cash is for poor people.

360
00:14:32,994 --> 00:14:34,413
What is wrong with you bozos?

361
00:14:34,496 --> 00:14:36,998
Just riot over the damn money already.

362
00:14:37,082 --> 00:14:38,667
Well, nothing to see here, I guess.

363
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,128
Whoa!

364
00:14:43,255 --> 00:14:44,715
- Oh, my God.

365
00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:46,592
American singer-songwriter Beyoncé is hurt.

366
00:14:46,675 --> 00:14:48,552
Somebody help her!

367
00:14:48,636 --> 00:14:50,721
Ring the alarm. Irreplaceable pop icon

368
00:14:50,805 --> 00:14:53,181
and independent woman
Beyoncé has been injured.

369
00:14:53,265 --> 00:14:54,558
What more can you give us?

370
00:14:54,642 --> 00:14:56,143
Details are sketchy at this point,

371
00:14:56,226 --> 00:14:58,312
but we do know Beyoncé is a survivor,

372
00:14:58,395 --> 00:15:01,106
and presumably she will keep on surviving.

373
00:15:01,189 --> 00:15:02,775
- But what happened?
- Well, Tom,

374
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,568
I'm being told she fell
on all the single dollars.

375
00:15:04,652 --> 00:15:06,445
- All the single dollars?
- All the single dollars.

376
00:15:06,528 --> 00:15:07,988
All the single dollars?

377
00:15:08,071 --> 00:15:10,741
- All the single dollars.
- Bills, bills, bills.

378
00:15:10,825 --> 00:15:13,076
We promise to provide
live, unflinching coverage

379
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,953
of this harrowing ordeal

380
00:15:15,036 --> 00:15:17,498
of a star gone from dangerously in love

381
00:15:17,581 --> 00:15:19,416
to dangerously in peril.

382
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:22,169
Don't stop watching.

383
00:15:22,252 --> 00:15:25,088
Mr. Peanutbutter, take her home.

384
00:15:32,721 --> 00:15:33,930
Doctors have confirmed

385
00:15:34,014 --> 00:15:37,225
that Beyoncé will never perform again.

386
00:15:37,309 --> 00:15:40,896
This just in. A break in the
story of the Hollywoo heist.

387
00:15:40,979 --> 00:15:43,482
We now go live to the
house of Mr. Peanutbutter,

388
00:15:43,565 --> 00:15:45,818
star of Mr. Peanutbutter's House.

389
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,195
Ah, jeez. What did that idiot do?

390
00:15:48,278 --> 00:15:49,946
Ladies and gentlemen of the press,

391
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:54,284
I, and I alone, stole the
D from the Hollywoo sign.

392
00:15:56,036 --> 00:15:57,954
Just tell us, why'd you do it?

393
00:15:58,038 --> 00:15:59,331
Oh, I'll tell you why.

394
00:15:59,414 --> 00:16:02,167
I did it all for my girlfriend, Diane.

395
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,127
Aww.

396
00:16:04,211 --> 00:16:06,046
Son of a bitch.

397
00:16:06,129 --> 00:16:09,216
That literal son of a bitch.

398
00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:12,177
If you're joining us, Mr.
Peanutbutter has confessed

399
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:15,096
to stealing the D for his girlfriend Diane

400
00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:17,850
in what many are calling
the most romantic gesture

401
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,976
in the history of romance and gestures.

402
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:21,854
We now await the L.A.P.D.'s move.

403
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:25,858
The day they make love a crime
is the day I turn in my badge.

404
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:30,905
And here's our lady of the hour now, Diane.

405
00:16:30,987 --> 00:16:33,156
Diane! What do you think?

406
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:37,619
Wow, Mr. Peanutbutter,
uh, it's kind of a lot.

407
00:16:37,703 --> 00:16:39,580
I don't really like to be on camera.

408
00:16:39,663 --> 00:16:41,331
And?

409
00:16:41,415 --> 00:16:44,710
Do you love anything or anyone?

410
00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:46,921
I got to go. We'll talk about it later.

411
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,346
Oh, my Todd.

412
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:59,725
You look... You look beautiful, holmes.

413
00:16:59,808 --> 00:17:01,810
What? This old thing?

414
00:17:01,936 --> 00:17:03,103
The guards made me wear it.

415
00:17:03,186 --> 00:17:04,939
Yeah, well, it suits you.

416
00:17:05,021 --> 00:17:06,523
You're an autumn, bro.

417
00:17:08,024 --> 00:17:09,150
Ahh.

418
00:17:09,234 --> 00:17:11,278
It's good, right?

419
00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:13,029
Oh.

420
00:17:13,113 --> 00:17:14,573
Come meet my boy, Santiago.

421
00:17:14,656 --> 00:17:16,199
Uh, you know, I'll... I'll be right back.

422
00:17:16,283 --> 00:17:17,785
I... I left my cot unmade.

423
00:17:17,868 --> 00:17:19,745
- Ooh, watch it.

424
00:17:19,828 --> 00:17:21,580
Oh, sorry I'm late.

425
00:17:21,663 --> 00:17:24,583
Hope you didn't think I was
pulling an Anne Frank on you.

426
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:26,961
Good one.

427
00:17:28,336 --> 00:17:29,588
Can you believe it?

428
00:17:29,671 --> 00:17:31,131
I was double-crossed by the one man

429
00:17:31,214 --> 00:17:34,050
I assumed was too stupid
to even single-cross.

430
00:17:34,134 --> 00:17:36,136
What? I have no idea
what you're talking about.

431
00:17:36,219 --> 00:17:38,138
I do have a life outside of you, you know.

432
00:17:38,221 --> 00:17:40,933
Mr. Peanutbutter took my
D and gave it to Diane.

433
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,477
Once again, he completely ripped me off.

434
00:17:43,602 --> 00:17:45,646
Oh, right. That whole thing.

435
00:17:45,729 --> 00:17:47,063
Just a minute, Cate.

436
00:17:47,147 --> 00:17:48,983
Look, you may have come up with a log line,

437
00:17:49,065 --> 00:17:50,609
but he's the one who sold the pitch.

438
00:17:50,692 --> 00:17:52,486
This is more on brand for
him than it is for you.

439
00:17:52,569 --> 00:17:54,154
- What do you mean?
- Desecrated a major landmark

440
00:17:54,237 --> 00:17:56,907
in a drunken stupor, that's
a BoJack Horseman thing.

441
00:17:56,991 --> 00:17:58,450
But stealing it for your girlfriend

442
00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,201
as a grand display of affection?

443
00:18:00,285 --> 00:18:02,037
That's Mr. Peanutbutter.

444
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:05,457
You're right. It's Mr.
Peanutbutter all over.

445
00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:07,167
It's the kind of bold, romantic gesture

446
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,836
they base movies on.

447
00:18:08,919 --> 00:18:10,337
Actually, that's not a bad idea.

448
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:13,089
Lora? Check if anyone's
bought the rights yet.

449
00:18:13,173 --> 00:18:14,424
Can we keep this about me, please?

450
00:18:14,508 --> 00:18:16,259
Even if he stole your stealing of the D,

451
00:18:16,343 --> 00:18:19,095
what he made his was
telling Diane how he felt

452
00:18:19,179 --> 00:18:20,305
from his heart.

453
00:18:20,388 --> 00:18:21,682
You could never say it to me,

454
00:18:21,765 --> 00:18:23,266
and you still can't say it to her.

455
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:25,310
That's not true. I can express feelings.

456
00:18:25,393 --> 00:18:29,439
Nothing on the outside.
Nothing on the inside.

457
00:18:29,523 --> 00:18:31,191
Look, I got to bounce.
Quick question, though.

458
00:18:31,274 --> 00:18:34,194
Would you see Cate Blanchett
in a movie about Eva Braun?

459
00:18:34,277 --> 00:18:35,863
Why are you wasting my time with this?

460
00:18:35,946 --> 00:18:38,991
- Of course I would. Who wouldn't?
- Huh.

461
00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:42,828
And that's why Eva Braun

462
00:18:42,911 --> 00:18:45,288
was like the fifth
Beatle of the Third Reich.

463
00:18:45,372 --> 00:18:51,419
Wow. I never knew neo-Nazis
were so interested in Nazis.

464
00:18:51,503 --> 00:18:53,213
You got some great moves, Todd.

465
00:18:53,296 --> 00:18:56,758
You dance like a white man, and I love it.

466
00:18:56,842 --> 00:18:58,760
Hey, no disrespect,

467
00:18:58,844 --> 00:19:02,014
but I got a few chess pieces
I forgot need whittling.

468
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,348
Oh, excuse me.

469
00:19:03,431 --> 00:19:05,684
Oh, thank God you're back.

470
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:08,186
I was getting nervous that
you left me for another gang.

471
00:19:10,814 --> 00:19:13,358
If that happened, I'd have to kill you.

472
00:19:19,406 --> 00:19:20,699
Thank you for rescheduling

473
00:19:20,782 --> 00:19:22,993
given your recent, uh, everything.

474
00:19:23,077 --> 00:19:25,746
Yeah. That was really something.

475
00:19:25,829 --> 00:19:28,749
I guess he makes your heart stand Stiller?

476
00:19:28,832 --> 00:19:31,585
Yeah, but for some reason
the jury's Stiller out

477
00:19:31,668 --> 00:19:33,211
on how I feel about it.

478
00:19:33,294 --> 00:19:35,130
Well, that's because it wasn't for you.

479
00:19:35,213 --> 00:19:37,799
That wasn't a Diane thing. It
was a Mr. Peanutbutter thing.

480
00:19:37,883 --> 00:19:39,885
Well, what would be a Diane thing?

481
00:19:39,968 --> 00:19:42,429
A Diane thing would be something that shows

482
00:19:42,512 --> 00:19:44,347
he really knows you,

483
00:19:44,431 --> 00:19:47,601
like giving you an iPod loaded
with all your favorite podcasts,

484
00:19:47,684 --> 00:19:49,227
or a practical houseplant,

485
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:51,063
or surprising you with a bound album

486
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:52,773
of photos and emails he saved.

487
00:19:52,856 --> 00:19:55,609
That's... That's what the
Diane I know would want.

488
00:19:55,692 --> 00:19:56,860
What are you saying to me?

489
00:19:56,944 --> 00:19:58,361
Just that you should be

490
00:19:58,445 --> 00:19:59,821
with someone who knows you.

491
00:19:59,905 --> 00:20:02,032
Yeah? Like who?

492
00:20:02,116 --> 00:20:03,909
- I...

493
00:20:03,992 --> 00:20:05,452
Whoa, were we... Were we taping?

494
00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:06,870
Um, okay.

495
00:20:06,954 --> 00:20:08,622
Uh, you want to hear my Andy Dick story?

496
00:20:08,705 --> 00:20:10,248
It's a doozie.

497
00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:14,962
All we ask for is 10% of anything pilfered.

498
00:20:15,045 --> 00:20:17,172
Drugs, cigarettes.

499
00:20:17,255 --> 00:20:18,840
I mean, that's the standard gang rate.

500
00:20:18,924 --> 00:20:24,345
Hey, I got to go, uh, do a prison thing.

501
00:20:24,429 --> 00:20:27,474
That sounds legitimate. We
are in prison, after all.

502
00:20:29,643 --> 00:20:31,311
Whew. Hey.

503
00:20:31,394 --> 00:20:33,605
White people, right?

504
00:20:33,688 --> 00:20:36,608
Todd? Why in the name of Pat Buchanan

505
00:20:36,691 --> 00:20:38,777
are you dressed like a Latin King?

506
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:40,320
- Uh, what...
- What the hell, bro?

507
00:20:40,403 --> 00:20:42,322
- Are you playing both sides?
- Look, guys,

508
00:20:42,405 --> 00:20:45,784
I didn't want to choose between
you because I like you both.

509
00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:47,953
Look, in fact, if you just took the time

510
00:20:48,036 --> 00:20:50,872
to get to know each
other the way you did me,

511
00:20:50,956 --> 00:20:53,374
I think you'd agree we
don't need gangs anymore

512
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:58,338
because, deep down, we're all just people.

513
00:20:58,421 --> 00:21:00,174
What do you say?

514
00:21:00,256 --> 00:21:02,801
This just in. A standoff at the Super Max

515
00:21:02,884 --> 00:21:05,720
has turned into a full-on race war.

516
00:21:05,804 --> 00:21:09,057
But first, America has fallen
in love with Hollywoo it-couple,

517
00:21:09,141 --> 00:21:11,309
Mr. Peanutbutter and Diane...

518
00:21:15,563 --> 00:21:18,859
Diane? Is that you?

519
00:21:20,694 --> 00:21:23,113
Hey. It's, um, me.

520
00:21:24,614 --> 00:21:26,908
Look, uh, things got a bit weird earlier,

521
00:21:26,992 --> 00:21:29,494
so I... I want to make sure
that we're still on for tomorrow

522
00:21:29,577 --> 00:21:31,997
to talk about the time I
sneezed on Marisa Tomei.

523
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,832
I'm really sorry about before.

524
00:21:33,915 --> 00:21:35,583
I know the D was overkill,

525
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:38,212
so I got you something more personal.

526
00:21:38,294 --> 00:21:39,629
Aww.

527
00:21:39,713 --> 00:21:42,423
I also wanted to just, um, let you know

528
00:21:42,507 --> 00:21:44,759
how much I appreciate you
working on this book with me.

529
00:21:46,136 --> 00:21:50,015
I know I sometimes get carried away,

530
00:21:50,098 --> 00:21:51,808
but it's because I love you so much.

531
00:21:51,892 --> 00:21:53,768
You're a catch, Diane,

532
00:21:53,894 --> 00:21:56,604
and I think you know how much I love catch.

533
00:21:56,688 --> 00:21:59,149
And I'm sorry if I've
been difficult in any way

534
00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:00,901
during this process.

535
00:22:00,984 --> 00:22:02,610
You know, it's... It's
really hard to have somebody,

536
00:22:02,694 --> 00:22:05,280
I don't know, know you, I guess.

537
00:22:05,363 --> 00:22:07,824
And you do, uh, know me, Diane.

538
00:22:07,908 --> 00:22:10,493
We're very different,
but I think we bring out

539
00:22:10,577 --> 00:22:12,120
the best in each other.

540
00:22:12,204 --> 00:22:13,830
It's like you're chocolate and I'm...

541
00:22:13,914 --> 00:22:15,707
- Peanutbutter?
- What? Now see?

542
00:22:15,790 --> 00:22:18,001
That was so much better
than what I was gonna say.

543
00:22:18,085 --> 00:22:21,129
- I was gonna say carrots.

544
00:22:21,213 --> 00:22:22,756
And I know I'm not the perfect guy.

545
00:22:22,839 --> 00:22:26,218
I actually kind of hate
myself a lot of the time.

546
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:30,055
But when... When I'm with
you, I, uh, don't hate myself.

547
00:22:30,138 --> 00:22:32,515
I like being around you,

548
00:22:32,599 --> 00:22:34,059
and I don't know if I ever told you that

549
00:22:34,184 --> 00:22:37,020
in so many words, so I'm telling you.

550
00:22:37,104 --> 00:22:40,148
Diane, I've got an
important question to ask.

551
00:22:40,232 --> 00:22:43,735
No cameras, no big spectacle.

552
00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:45,737
Just me and you.

553
00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:47,197
Call me back.

554
00:22:47,281 --> 00:22:49,157
This was BoJack, by the way.

555
00:22:49,241 --> 00:22:50,742
Horseman, obviously.

556
00:22:50,825 --> 00:22:52,660
Will you do the honor...

557
00:22:53,995 --> 00:22:56,039
Of becoming Mrs. Peanutbutter?

558
00:22:56,123 --> 00:23:00,127
Wow. This is happening so fast.

559
00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:02,629
Yes. I'll marry you.

560
00:23:02,712 --> 00:23:04,131
But I'm keeping my last name.

561
00:23:04,214 --> 00:23:06,967
You hear that? She said yes!

562
00:23:07,050 --> 00:23:08,384
- Let's kick it!

563
00:23:08,468 --> 00:23:10,386
Erica, did you hear she said yes?

564
00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:13,223
Come on in here! All right!

565
00:23:15,391 --> 00:23:18,145
She's not gonna call. Get
out the consolation scotch.

566
00:23:19,813 --> 00:23:21,356
It's her! Make that celebration scotch.

567
00:23:21,439 --> 00:23:23,650
- What's the difference?
- It's the same scotch!

568
00:23:23,733 --> 00:23:24,901
Diane! Hey, you!

569
00:23:24,985 --> 00:23:26,653
Hey.

570
00:23:26,736 --> 00:23:28,446
So this is weird.

571
00:23:28,529 --> 00:23:31,241
I'm engaged.

572
00:23:31,325 --> 00:23:33,327
Oh, wow.

573
00:23:33,409 --> 00:23:35,329
To Mr. Peanutbutter?

574
00:23:35,411 --> 00:23:37,664
I saw you left me a voice-mail...

575
00:23:37,747 --> 00:23:39,624
Delete it. It's just a
drunken recipe for Bundt cake.

576
00:23:39,707 --> 00:23:40,875
Not important.

577
00:23:40,959 --> 00:23:42,336
Okay. I got to go.

578
00:23:42,418 --> 00:23:44,004
They're about to move the D back.

579
00:23:44,087 --> 00:23:46,714
- See you tomorrow?
- Absolutely.

580
00:23:49,050 --> 00:23:52,512
Well, nobody knows me like you.

581
00:23:55,515 --> 00:23:57,767
Time to bring this baby home.

582
00:23:57,851 --> 00:23:59,936
To think I went from flying
missions over Kandahar

583
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:02,022
to this cushy crap.

584
00:24:03,564 --> 00:24:04,983
I spoke too soon!

585
00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:07,610
Black Hawk down! Black Hawk down!

586
00:24:07,694 --> 00:24:10,364
See, you guys aren't so different.

587
00:24:16,619 --> 00:24:18,413
We're free! We're free!

588
00:24:18,496 --> 00:24:19,706
- Yeah!
- Freedom!

589
00:24:19,789 --> 00:24:21,791
- I am free!
- Freedom!

590
00:24:21,875 --> 00:24:23,877
Oh, wow.

591
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,545
What a twist, huh?

592
00:24:25,628 --> 00:24:29,257
And they say there's no
new stories in Hollywoo.

593
00:25:22,018 --> 00:25:23,519
Boxer versus raptor.

