1 00:00:05,749 --> 00:00:07,796 You got to get your shit together. 2 00:00:08,803 --> 00:00:11,389 So you took some licks, but you're gonna bounce back, 3 00:00:11,472 --> 00:00:13,474 because you're talented, you're smart, 4 00:00:13,558 --> 00:00:15,184 and damn it, you're good. 5 00:00:15,268 --> 00:00:17,645 You are a goddamn American treasure, you know that? 6 00:00:17,729 --> 00:00:21,441 You are BoJack goddamn Horseman. 7 00:00:21,524 --> 00:00:23,150 So get the hell off my lawn. 8 00:00:23,234 --> 00:00:24,861 Oh. 9 00:00:24,945 --> 00:00:27,655 Here I thought I was at the drive-through at Carl's Jr. 10 00:00:27,739 --> 00:00:29,490 How much did I have to drink last night? 11 00:00:29,574 --> 00:00:31,785 Last night? Oh, you've been on a bender 12 00:00:31,868 --> 00:00:33,870 for the last two weeks, ever since you found out Diane 13 00:00:33,954 --> 00:00:35,162 got engaged to Mr. Peanutbutter. 14 00:00:35,246 --> 00:00:37,248 Diane got engaged to Mr. Peanutbutter? 15 00:00:37,331 --> 00:00:39,500 - I need a drink. - No. No more drinking. 16 00:00:39,584 --> 00:00:41,586 You've been out of control. 17 00:00:41,669 --> 00:00:44,798 Princess Carolyn, look. I met John Stamos. 18 00:00:44,881 --> 00:00:46,591 That is not John Stamos. 19 00:00:46,674 --> 00:00:48,009 Hey, Princess Carolyn, 20 00:00:48,092 --> 00:00:50,553 John Stamos and I got our ears pierced. 21 00:00:50,637 --> 00:00:51,930 That is not your ear. 22 00:00:52,013 --> 00:00:55,433 Princess Carolyn, John Stamos died. 23 00:00:55,516 --> 00:00:57,811 Why? Why, God? 24 00:00:57,894 --> 00:01:00,229 Why did you take John Stamos? 25 00:01:00,313 --> 00:01:02,064 That doesn't sound so bad. 26 00:01:02,148 --> 00:01:04,358 Oh, I forgot to mention you were naked for a lot of that. 27 00:01:04,442 --> 00:01:07,988 Stamos! 28 00:01:08,070 --> 00:01:10,657 Also, it wasn't here. It was at my office. 29 00:01:10,740 --> 00:01:12,742 We thought night swimming would be fun, 30 00:01:12,826 --> 00:01:15,703 but the current was too strong. 31 00:01:15,787 --> 00:01:17,705 Oh, God, I wasn't driving around, was I? 32 00:01:17,789 --> 00:01:19,874 No. You made Todd your designated driver, 33 00:01:19,958 --> 00:01:22,002 but then you also made him drink with you. 34 00:01:22,084 --> 00:01:25,421 Yeah, I'll have a western bacon cheeseburger. 35 00:01:25,505 --> 00:01:27,799 BoJack, we are going to get you back on your feet. 36 00:01:27,882 --> 00:01:29,801 All you need to do is get off Diane 37 00:01:29,884 --> 00:01:31,218 and get on to something else. 38 00:01:31,302 --> 00:01:32,679 - Hello? 39 00:01:32,762 --> 00:01:34,221 Tony, hi. I'm calling in that favor. 40 00:01:34,305 --> 00:01:35,974 Get your crew to BoJack Horseman's house. 41 00:01:36,057 --> 00:01:37,600 Can you be there in an hour? 42 00:01:37,684 --> 00:01:39,019 - Yeah. - Great. 43 00:01:39,101 --> 00:01:40,478 What just happened? 44 00:01:40,561 --> 00:01:42,146 You're the new face of Guten Bourbon. 45 00:01:42,229 --> 00:01:43,481 What is Guten Bourbon? 46 00:01:43,564 --> 00:01:44,565 It's an urban German bourbon. 47 00:01:44,649 --> 00:01:47,193 Am I just hungover, or are you talking like a Muppet? 48 00:01:47,276 --> 00:01:48,987 They're looking for American celebrities 49 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:50,613 to talk about how much they like to drink. 50 00:01:50,697 --> 00:01:52,365 It's the part you were born to play. 51 00:01:52,448 --> 00:01:55,201 All you have to do is smile and stay upright. 52 00:01:55,284 --> 00:01:57,244 I don't know. It sounds like a lot of work. 53 00:01:57,328 --> 00:01:59,747 You take up 80% of my time with your drama 54 00:01:59,831 --> 00:02:01,666 and make me 0% of my money. 55 00:02:01,749 --> 00:02:03,084 Do the damn commercial. 56 00:02:04,418 --> 00:02:07,254 7:00 A.M. Breakfast with Lenny Turteltaub. 57 00:02:07,338 --> 00:02:09,799 Okay, I got to go. You're in charge, Todd. 58 00:02:09,883 --> 00:02:11,801 Keep this dummy out of trouble. 59 00:02:11,885 --> 00:02:13,260 Hooray, responsibility. 60 00:02:13,344 --> 00:02:15,055 - Hey. 61 00:02:15,137 --> 00:02:18,058 Do you really believe all that stuff you said to me earlier 62 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:20,935 about me being smart and talented and good? 63 00:02:21,019 --> 00:02:25,481 BoJack, I'm an agent. I believe everything I say. 64 00:02:25,565 --> 00:02:26,983 Ah. 65 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:29,485 Hey, where the hell is that cheeseburger? 66 00:02:29,569 --> 00:02:31,195 I ordered it, like, an hour ago. 67 00:03:27,877 --> 00:03:29,378 Lenny Turteltaub, you skinny bitch. 68 00:03:29,462 --> 00:03:30,922 How the hell are you? 69 00:03:31,005 --> 00:03:34,634 I'm in a hurry, so I'll make this... snappy. 70 00:03:34,717 --> 00:03:36,010 I got some great news about the picture 71 00:03:36,094 --> 00:03:37,095 we're putting together. 72 00:03:37,178 --> 00:03:39,555 - Sorry. Hello? 73 00:03:39,639 --> 00:03:42,767 Hey, I just wanted to thank you for getting me this job 74 00:03:42,850 --> 00:03:46,395 and pulling me out of that oh-so-predictably BoJack 75 00:03:46,479 --> 00:03:47,981 spiral of self-loathing and substance abuse. 76 00:03:48,064 --> 00:03:50,566 - You really are the best. - I know. Talk to you later. 77 00:03:50,650 --> 00:03:53,360 I feel like you see things in me that nobody else sees. 78 00:03:53,444 --> 00:03:54,862 Yep, I'm pretty great. Got to go. 79 00:03:54,946 --> 00:03:56,572 All this time, I never even... 80 00:03:56,656 --> 00:03:58,240 BoJack, I'm in a very important breakfast right now. 81 00:03:58,324 --> 00:04:00,160 - Okay. I got to go, too. - Sorry. 82 00:04:00,242 --> 00:04:01,494 What's the great news? 83 00:04:01,577 --> 00:04:04,956 - We got Braff. - You beautiful dickhead. 84 00:04:05,039 --> 00:04:06,958 You finally got Zach Braff? 85 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:09,460 Ah, no other director has enough weight 86 00:04:09,543 --> 00:04:12,046 to handle a movie about the last days of Eva Braun. 87 00:04:12,130 --> 00:04:13,173 No shit, toots. 88 00:04:13,255 --> 00:04:15,883 Ooh, ooh, ooh. There you go. 89 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:17,177 Thank you, sweetheart. 90 00:04:17,259 --> 00:04:18,344 Everything's coming together. 91 00:04:18,427 --> 00:04:19,720 With Braff directing, 92 00:04:19,804 --> 00:04:21,014 my client Cate Blanchett starring, 93 00:04:21,097 --> 00:04:23,474 and the great Lenny Turteltaub producing, 94 00:04:23,557 --> 00:04:25,351 this movie is a done deal. 95 00:04:25,434 --> 00:04:27,187 Look, honey, I been in this business a long time, okay? 96 00:04:27,269 --> 00:04:28,688 Long time. 97 00:04:28,771 --> 00:04:31,232 And as I once said to a young Ed Begley Sr., 98 00:04:31,357 --> 00:04:33,567 "It ain't a done deal till the deals are all done." 99 00:04:33,651 --> 00:04:35,195 I'm the best agent in the biz. 100 00:04:35,277 --> 00:04:38,239 I can seal these deals with my paws in my pants. 101 00:04:38,322 --> 00:04:39,866 Well, then I'll say to you what I once said 102 00:04:39,949 --> 00:04:42,702 to a young Buster Keaton, "What?" 103 00:04:52,670 --> 00:04:55,631 Laura! What's happening? 104 00:04:55,715 --> 00:04:57,633 - We're merging. - No shit. With what? 105 00:04:57,717 --> 00:04:59,468 FME. A bunch of people got laid off, 106 00:04:59,552 --> 00:05:01,679 and some of the FMEERS are already moving in. 107 00:05:01,762 --> 00:05:03,597 It's all so sudden and unexpected. 108 00:05:03,681 --> 00:05:07,518 - It was not handled well. 109 00:05:07,601 --> 00:05:09,979 Oh, shit. Don't tell me one of the new agents is... 110 00:05:10,063 --> 00:05:11,480 Vanessa Gekko. 111 00:05:11,564 --> 00:05:14,817 That slippery, slimy, cold-blooded, bug-eyed... 112 00:05:14,901 --> 00:05:16,236 What's new, pussycat? 113 00:05:16,318 --> 00:05:18,112 - Gekko. - In the flesh. 114 00:05:18,196 --> 00:05:20,322 Ha ha. How are you? 115 00:05:20,406 --> 00:05:22,158 What a morning, huh? 116 00:05:22,242 --> 00:05:24,493 I was in the middle of my second soul cycle class 117 00:05:24,577 --> 00:05:25,619 when I got the news. 118 00:05:25,703 --> 00:05:27,329 - Can you imagine? - No. 119 00:05:27,413 --> 00:05:29,707 I was so excited, I rushed home, 120 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:31,918 made love to my husband of 15 years, 121 00:05:32,001 --> 00:05:34,170 made a hot breakfast for my three wonderful girls, 122 00:05:34,254 --> 00:05:36,923 read to them, dropped them off at their elite private school, 123 00:05:37,006 --> 00:05:39,050 and then got my ass here as quick as I could. 124 00:05:39,133 --> 00:05:42,095 - Um, how old are your kids now? - I don't have any children. 125 00:05:42,178 --> 00:05:44,972 Oh, well, it'll happen. You're still... 126 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,434 - Anyway... - Princess Carolyn. 127 00:05:48,517 --> 00:05:52,479 I see you've already met a new member of the team. 128 00:05:52,563 --> 00:05:54,899 - Vanessa Gekko, sir. - I know that. 129 00:05:54,982 --> 00:05:57,026 This merger is very exciting. 130 00:05:57,110 --> 00:05:58,819 - I'm pumped. - I'm beyond pumped. 131 00:05:58,903 --> 00:06:01,363 You should be, or at least I think you should be. 132 00:06:01,447 --> 00:06:04,033 It's hard to keep track of who's getting promoted 133 00:06:04,117 --> 00:06:06,119 - and who's getting fired. - Oh. 134 00:06:06,202 --> 00:06:09,663 You're probably fine or not. Who knows? 135 00:06:11,207 --> 00:06:13,209 Ugh. What do you want, Todd? 136 00:06:13,293 --> 00:06:15,253 Well, good news, bad news. 137 00:06:15,336 --> 00:06:18,464 The bad news is that there actually is no good news, 138 00:06:18,547 --> 00:06:21,175 and the other bad news is BoJack's gone. 139 00:06:21,259 --> 00:06:23,844 What? Where did he go? The shoot is at his house. 140 00:06:23,928 --> 00:06:26,472 He just disappeared. I don't even know why he'd leave. 141 00:06:26,555 --> 00:06:28,724 This charcoal mellowed bourbon is so smooth, 142 00:06:28,808 --> 00:06:32,061 every time I take a sip, pure happiness. 143 00:06:32,145 --> 00:06:33,854 - That was amazing. - Really? 144 00:06:33,938 --> 00:06:35,648 Can I get you to say that in a tuxedo? 145 00:06:35,731 --> 00:06:37,566 Hey, I got to go. I think this is my big break. 146 00:06:37,650 --> 00:06:39,944 Don't worry. I won't let it get to my head or anything. 147 00:06:40,027 --> 00:06:43,823 Hey, who told that asshole he could sit in my chair? 148 00:06:43,906 --> 00:06:46,284 Don't forget I'm your agent, too! I want 10%. 149 00:06:46,367 --> 00:06:47,618 Hello, beautiful. 150 00:06:47,701 --> 00:06:49,203 What the hell are you doing here? 151 00:06:49,287 --> 00:06:50,955 You're supposed to be shooting a commercial. 152 00:06:51,038 --> 00:06:52,999 I know, but I was sitting there drinking bourbon and... 153 00:06:53,082 --> 00:06:54,750 They didn't give you fake bourbon on set? 154 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:56,502 Oh, they did, and then I just mixed it with bourbon. 155 00:06:56,585 --> 00:06:58,045 And it hit me. 156 00:06:58,129 --> 00:06:59,964 Why was I so upset about Diane getting engaged? 157 00:07:00,047 --> 00:07:02,342 You're the one who's always been there for me, 158 00:07:02,424 --> 00:07:03,843 so I drank a lot more bourbon 159 00:07:03,926 --> 00:07:05,886 and drove over to tell you how I feel. 160 00:07:05,970 --> 00:07:07,554 Oh, I see what this is. 161 00:07:07,638 --> 00:07:09,974 Princess Carolyn, what are we doing? 162 00:07:10,057 --> 00:07:12,101 Clearly we're in love with each other. 163 00:07:12,185 --> 00:07:14,103 You're not in love with me. You're in love with Diane. 164 00:07:14,187 --> 00:07:16,022 And you're not even really in love with her. 165 00:07:16,105 --> 00:07:17,564 You just think you are because you pay her 166 00:07:17,648 --> 00:07:19,066 to listen to you talk about yourself. 167 00:07:19,150 --> 00:07:20,567 Diane getting engaged was the best thing 168 00:07:20,651 --> 00:07:21,819 that ever happened to me. 169 00:07:21,902 --> 00:07:24,488 It made me realize you're the one I need to be with. 170 00:07:24,571 --> 00:07:28,075 Ha! You say that every time something bad happens. 171 00:07:28,159 --> 00:07:29,785 Not getting nominated for a People's Choice Award 172 00:07:29,869 --> 00:07:31,537 is the best thing that ever happened to me. 173 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:33,039 It made me realize... 174 00:07:33,122 --> 00:07:34,707 Getting caught with that pound of cocaine 175 00:07:34,790 --> 00:07:36,542 was the best thing that ever happened to me. 176 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:38,044 That hooker getting pregnant 177 00:07:38,127 --> 00:07:39,337 was the best thing that ever happened to me. 178 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:41,214 Sneezing on Marisa Tomei was the best... 179 00:07:41,297 --> 00:07:43,674 Every time something bad happens, 180 00:07:43,757 --> 00:07:45,718 you come running to me for comfort. 181 00:07:45,801 --> 00:07:47,594 Well, it's not gonna happen this time. 182 00:07:47,678 --> 00:07:49,805 I can't be your agent and your girlfriend. 183 00:07:49,889 --> 00:07:51,557 - It just doesn't work. 184 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,434 I have Lenny Turteltaub for you. 185 00:07:53,517 --> 00:07:54,894 - I have to take this. - Okay. 186 00:07:54,977 --> 00:07:57,438 But remember, I'm coming for you, 187 00:07:57,521 --> 00:08:00,066 and I'm gonna make you love me. 188 00:08:00,149 --> 00:08:01,984 Please don't. Hey. 189 00:08:02,068 --> 00:08:03,277 Bad news, P.C. 190 00:08:03,361 --> 00:08:05,571 Braff used your merger as an opportunity to jump ship. 191 00:08:05,654 --> 00:08:06,739 Aw, fish. 192 00:08:06,822 --> 00:08:09,158 Now his new agent's asking for twice the money. 193 00:08:09,242 --> 00:08:11,411 As I once said to a young Lionel Barrymore, 194 00:08:11,493 --> 00:08:13,495 "Eh, shut up." 195 00:08:13,579 --> 00:08:16,665 Without a director, Eva Braun is as dead as Eva Braun. 196 00:08:16,749 --> 00:08:18,000 Yep. You got to get someone big. 197 00:08:18,084 --> 00:08:20,586 - What about those brothers... - Hello? Hello? 198 00:08:20,669 --> 00:08:22,129 Lady, you work too hard. 199 00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:24,173 That was an important phone call. 200 00:08:24,257 --> 00:08:26,300 Important phone call beep boop blorp. 201 00:08:26,384 --> 00:08:27,885 Don't you robot-voice me. 202 00:08:27,968 --> 00:08:30,388 Princess Carolyn, what are we doing? 203 00:08:30,471 --> 00:08:32,765 Well, I'm working, and you are leaving. 204 00:08:32,848 --> 00:08:35,142 Before I go, I got you a little sexy something 205 00:08:35,226 --> 00:08:36,685 to remember me by. 206 00:08:36,769 --> 00:08:38,687 Since we can't be together every second, 207 00:08:38,771 --> 00:08:41,982 which would be my preference, I give you cardboard BoJack. 208 00:08:42,066 --> 00:08:43,525 It's got a light-sensitive sound chip, 209 00:08:43,609 --> 00:08:44,818 so every time you walk by it, 210 00:08:44,902 --> 00:08:46,195 it quotes a line from Jerry Maguire, 211 00:08:46,279 --> 00:08:47,447 your favorite movie. 212 00:08:47,529 --> 00:08:48,781 You complete me. 213 00:08:48,864 --> 00:08:50,074 What do you think? Pretty sweet, huh? 214 00:08:50,157 --> 00:08:51,700 You had me at "hello." 215 00:08:51,784 --> 00:08:53,869 I don't have time for you or cardboard you. 216 00:08:53,953 --> 00:08:55,204 I need to find a new director. 217 00:08:55,288 --> 00:08:58,291 Or you could find my nude erector... 218 00:08:58,374 --> 00:08:59,417 She's gone. 219 00:09:03,296 --> 00:09:06,006 Blech. Word to the wise, Laura... 220 00:09:06,090 --> 00:09:08,801 Do not pitch a Nazi romance to Steven Spielberg. 221 00:09:08,884 --> 00:09:10,303 Just thought you should know 222 00:09:10,386 --> 00:09:11,678 there's been some reorganization 223 00:09:11,762 --> 00:09:13,680 - vis-a-vis resource management. - What are you saying? 224 00:09:13,764 --> 00:09:15,516 You and Vanessa Gekko are sharing an office 225 00:09:15,599 --> 00:09:17,268 until they can find her a permanent one. 226 00:09:17,351 --> 00:09:19,186 - The hell we are. - Also... 227 00:09:19,270 --> 00:09:21,730 Good news, Princess Carolyn. Vanessa's my agent now. 228 00:09:21,814 --> 00:09:22,856 What? 229 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,817 You said you couldn't be my girlfriend and my agent, 230 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,486 so I'm firing you. 231 00:09:26,568 --> 00:09:28,112 Now we can be in love. 232 00:09:28,195 --> 00:09:31,031 - Hope you like money, BoJack. - This is so great. 233 00:09:31,115 --> 00:09:33,867 Now I can date you and have a better agent. 234 00:09:33,951 --> 00:09:35,453 - Everybody wins. - Oh. 235 00:09:35,536 --> 00:09:36,870 I'm a sporting agent. 236 00:09:36,954 --> 00:09:40,166 Are you still searching for happiness? 237 00:09:40,249 --> 00:09:42,626 Make your own happiness. 238 00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:46,130 Mmm, that's some Guten Bourbon. 239 00:09:46,213 --> 00:09:47,798 Cut. That was great. 240 00:09:47,881 --> 00:09:50,217 Was it? You know, I'm trying to do good work here, 241 00:09:50,301 --> 00:09:53,179 really find the character, but it's pretty distracting 242 00:09:53,262 --> 00:09:54,680 to have all these robots 243 00:09:54,763 --> 00:09:56,849 staring at me with their blinking red eyes. 244 00:09:56,932 --> 00:09:59,685 Those are cameras, Todd. We're making a commercial. 245 00:09:59,768 --> 00:10:01,562 Oh, well, you want to make a good one? 246 00:10:01,645 --> 00:10:03,605 Then get them the hell out of here! 247 00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:07,193 I'm the face of this brand, I'm the man behind the thing, 248 00:10:07,276 --> 00:10:09,195 and I'm determined to get the jargon 249 00:10:09,278 --> 00:10:13,240 of this German bourbon blurbin'. 250 00:10:13,324 --> 00:10:14,700 Is it just me, or does this fake booze 251 00:10:14,783 --> 00:10:16,577 taste a lot like real booze? 252 00:10:17,661 --> 00:10:19,413 You want BoJack, you can have him. 253 00:10:19,497 --> 00:10:21,499 Here's a list of directors who won't work with him, 254 00:10:21,582 --> 00:10:23,125 studios that won't hire him, 255 00:10:23,209 --> 00:10:24,293 former assistants with restraining orders. 256 00:10:24,377 --> 00:10:25,711 This is great. 257 00:10:25,794 --> 00:10:27,171 You know, it gets kind of boring 258 00:10:27,254 --> 00:10:29,215 when all your clients are in such demand, 259 00:10:29,298 --> 00:10:31,050 they practically find their own jobs. 260 00:10:31,133 --> 00:10:33,594 Well, then BoJack should be a lot of fun for you. 261 00:10:33,677 --> 00:10:35,971 - No one wants to hire him. 262 00:10:36,055 --> 00:10:39,600 Hello. We're looking for BoJack Horseman's agent. 263 00:10:39,683 --> 00:10:41,268 We'd like to discuss 264 00:10:41,352 --> 00:10:43,812 a very lucrative business opportunity. 265 00:10:43,896 --> 00:10:46,065 - You gotta be kidding me. - I'm BoJack's agent. 266 00:10:46,148 --> 00:10:49,193 The opportunity is we're blackmailing you. 267 00:10:49,276 --> 00:10:50,944 Ha. All yours. 268 00:10:51,028 --> 00:10:52,530 Needless to say, 269 00:10:52,613 --> 00:10:55,074 it would be a shame if these pictures got out. 270 00:10:55,157 --> 00:10:57,451 Fortunately, that can easily be avoided 271 00:10:57,535 --> 00:11:03,457 by simply paying me and my partner here $150. 272 00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:04,750 Each. 273 00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:05,959 Let me just get my checkbook. 274 00:11:06,043 --> 00:11:07,044 Huh? 275 00:11:07,127 --> 00:11:08,588 - Whoa. 276 00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:11,257 Oh, except California law prohibits taking photos 277 00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:13,175 on private property without a permit, 278 00:11:13,259 --> 00:11:14,260 but you had a permit, right? 279 00:11:14,343 --> 00:11:16,011 - Uh... - What's that? 280 00:11:16,095 --> 00:11:17,304 Oh, also, extortion can be prosecuted 281 00:11:17,388 --> 00:11:18,472 as a class E felony. 282 00:11:18,556 --> 00:11:20,266 That's four years in prison, easy, 283 00:11:20,349 --> 00:11:22,226 and when you throw in the murder of Tupac Shakur... 284 00:11:22,309 --> 00:11:23,352 - We didn't do that. - Yeah, yeah. 285 00:11:23,436 --> 00:11:24,853 You can't pin that on us. 286 00:11:24,937 --> 00:11:26,397 Well, someone's got to take the fall. 287 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,690 - Sorry to bother you. 288 00:11:28,774 --> 00:11:30,817 Forget we were ever here. 289 00:11:33,904 --> 00:11:35,656 That was fun. 290 00:11:35,739 --> 00:11:37,658 Hey, Laura, send those guys a nice fruit-and-nut basket. 291 00:11:37,741 --> 00:11:39,076 You got it, boss. 292 00:11:39,159 --> 00:11:40,702 Who said you could use my assistant? 293 00:11:40,786 --> 00:11:43,581 - I did. - Oh, hello, Mr. Witherspoon. 294 00:11:43,664 --> 00:11:45,249 Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds? 295 00:11:45,332 --> 00:11:46,626 Fascinating. 296 00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:49,253 So sorry we have to double up on everything 297 00:11:49,336 --> 00:11:52,256 while we work out who goes where and who gets fired, 298 00:11:52,339 --> 00:11:55,635 but in the meantime, help yourself to an intern, 299 00:11:55,717 --> 00:11:58,512 one of the rising stars at our company... 300 00:11:58,596 --> 00:12:02,391 - Charlie Witherspoon. - Hello. I... Oh. 301 00:12:02,475 --> 00:12:05,686 Sorry, my... My hands are really sticky. 302 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:10,566 Oh, God, am I blowing this? 303 00:12:12,359 --> 00:12:15,028 Charlie was the editor of The Harvard Lampoon. 304 00:12:15,112 --> 00:12:16,572 He can be Princess Carolyn's new assistant 305 00:12:16,656 --> 00:12:17,781 while I use Laura. 306 00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:18,907 - Ugh. - Good thinking, boss. 307 00:12:20,534 --> 00:12:23,036 Ah, ah, phone is ringing. Phone is ringing. 308 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,664 What do I do? What do I do? 309 00:12:24,746 --> 00:12:27,374 I'll take it in here, Charlie. Hello. 310 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:29,835 Princess Carolyn, your client is out of control. 311 00:12:29,918 --> 00:12:31,920 BoJack is not my client anymore. 312 00:12:32,004 --> 00:12:33,547 Not BoJack. Todd. 313 00:12:33,631 --> 00:12:36,300 I think someone mixed alcohol into his prop drink. 314 00:12:36,383 --> 00:12:37,843 Oh, you pretenders. 315 00:12:37,926 --> 00:12:39,761 Bourbon is the name of a county. 316 00:12:39,845 --> 00:12:42,598 You can't just make bourbon in Germany. 317 00:12:42,682 --> 00:12:44,642 That would be like making Rice-A-Roni 318 00:12:44,725 --> 00:12:47,520 - anywhere but San Francisco. - No, no, no, no, no. 319 00:12:47,603 --> 00:12:50,606 - Ugh. I'll be right there. - Ow. 320 00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:52,316 You got to get your shit together. 321 00:12:52,399 --> 00:12:55,152 You are a winner, okay? You are Todd... Hold on. 322 00:12:55,235 --> 00:12:59,031 4:30 P.M. Meeting with Eva Braun team. 323 00:12:59,114 --> 00:13:02,493 Fish. Okay, you are Todd goddamn... 324 00:13:02,576 --> 00:13:04,495 - What's your last name? - Chavez. 325 00:13:04,578 --> 00:13:06,372 - Your last name is Chavez? - Yeah. Why? 326 00:13:06,455 --> 00:13:07,873 I don't know, I just never thought of you 327 00:13:07,956 --> 00:13:09,542 as a Chavez. Look, I got to go. 328 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,335 I feel like you didn't really finish the pep talk. 329 00:13:11,418 --> 00:13:12,919 I know, but I got a movie to put together. 330 00:13:13,003 --> 00:13:14,046 Best of luck. 331 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,049 Ready for the tagline? Here's the tagline. 332 00:13:17,132 --> 00:13:18,133 What the heck is going on? 333 00:13:18,258 --> 00:13:21,094 "The woman who loved the man who hated everyone." 334 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:23,222 - That writes itself. - You got to be kidding me. 335 00:13:23,305 --> 00:13:26,850 Hey, where were you? We looked everywhere. 336 00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:29,061 You're having the Eva Braun meeting without me? 337 00:13:29,144 --> 00:13:30,854 I'm so sorry, 338 00:13:30,937 --> 00:13:32,981 but I didn't know what the protocol was around here, 339 00:13:33,065 --> 00:13:34,941 and these guys were just champing at the bit. 340 00:13:35,025 --> 00:13:36,985 - We're just wrapping up. - But Cate is my client. 341 00:13:37,069 --> 00:13:38,945 Okay, why don't I come find you when it's over, 342 00:13:39,029 --> 00:13:40,573 and I'll bring you up to speed? 343 00:13:40,656 --> 00:13:42,658 Is that Quentin Tarantulino? 344 00:13:42,742 --> 00:13:44,535 Yeah. I brought him on board. 345 00:13:44,618 --> 00:13:46,704 You know he's always wanted to direct a romantic comedy? 346 00:13:46,787 --> 00:13:48,955 Eva Braun is not a romantic comedy. 347 00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:50,374 Bye. 348 00:13:52,876 --> 00:13:56,630 We live in a cynical world, a cynical world. 349 00:13:56,714 --> 00:13:58,882 He's right, you know. 350 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:02,135 Oh, ooh, oh, oh, over-rotate. Hey. 351 00:14:02,219 --> 00:14:03,804 I just missed an important meeting 352 00:14:03,887 --> 00:14:06,265 because I was babysitting Todd, who's too drunk to work, 353 00:14:06,348 --> 00:14:08,392 because you switched out the prop bourbon 354 00:14:08,475 --> 00:14:11,186 with the real bourbon. You are ruining my life. 355 00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:13,439 - Have dinner with me tonight. - No way. 356 00:14:13,522 --> 00:14:17,025 Come on, just me, you, and a bottle of Pinot. 357 00:14:17,109 --> 00:14:18,569 Probably more than one bottle and some entrees. 358 00:14:18,652 --> 00:14:20,362 And I'll probably get an appetizer. 359 00:14:20,446 --> 00:14:22,239 I own the restaurant, so we can go crazy. 360 00:14:22,322 --> 00:14:24,742 - I have to work. - You don't have to work. 361 00:14:24,825 --> 00:14:28,287 - You choose to work. - Hmm. 362 00:14:28,370 --> 00:14:30,581 Why not choose to be happy for once? 363 00:14:30,664 --> 00:14:32,583 Mm. 364 00:14:35,252 --> 00:14:36,670 When you're writing a memoir, 365 00:14:36,754 --> 00:14:39,506 you spend a lot of time reflecting on the past. 366 00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:42,384 I regret not being a better friend to you 367 00:14:42,468 --> 00:14:44,094 and lover. 368 00:14:44,177 --> 00:14:45,387 Thank you. 369 00:14:45,471 --> 00:14:46,806 Lover's kind of a weird word, 370 00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:48,474 but thanks. 371 00:14:48,557 --> 00:14:50,559 You want to get out of this stuffy old restaurant, 372 00:14:50,643 --> 00:14:53,019 get some gelato, and maybe drive out to the ocean 373 00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:56,398 - and put our feet in the water? - That sounds great. 374 00:14:56,523 --> 00:14:58,400 Let me just freshen up my whiskers. 375 00:14:58,484 --> 00:15:00,820 Great. I'll get the car and meet you outside. 376 00:15:00,902 --> 00:15:02,321 You scamper right back, pussycat. 377 00:15:02,404 --> 00:15:03,864 You look at your reflection too long, 378 00:15:03,947 --> 00:15:05,449 you might fall in love. She's gone. 379 00:15:07,993 --> 00:15:09,495 What do you want, Gekko? 380 00:15:09,578 --> 00:15:11,455 Well, I was hoping to talk to you face-to-face, 381 00:15:11,538 --> 00:15:13,290 but I guess you had to leave work early. 382 00:15:13,373 --> 00:15:15,125 I left at 8:30. What is it? 383 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:18,545 Well, Cate and I had a really good talk today. 384 00:15:18,629 --> 00:15:20,422 We have so much in common, 385 00:15:20,506 --> 00:15:22,758 and especially since I'm doing so much for Eva Braun, 386 00:15:22,842 --> 00:15:25,218 it almost seemed weird that I wasn't repping her. 387 00:15:25,302 --> 00:15:27,554 No. No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. 388 00:15:27,638 --> 00:15:29,931 She and I are both high-powered working mothers, 389 00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:32,351 so I understand her priorities, 390 00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:34,394 so she's switching to Gekko. 391 00:15:34,478 --> 00:15:37,063 Wow, being a mom helped my career? 392 00:15:37,147 --> 00:15:39,232 I really can have it all. 393 00:15:39,316 --> 00:15:41,735 This isn't fair. I know everything about Cate. 394 00:15:41,819 --> 00:15:43,236 Her favorite color is red. 395 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,030 Her favorite book is Suffragette City. 396 00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:46,657 Her favorite Spice Girl is Baby. 397 00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:48,325 I know all I need to know, 398 00:15:48,408 --> 00:15:50,035 which is that she's beautiful, she's British, 399 00:15:50,118 --> 00:15:51,453 and she's gonna make me a lot of money. 400 00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:53,413 She's Australian, you moron. 401 00:15:53,497 --> 00:15:55,207 If you need me, I'll be at work. 402 00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:56,667 Bye. 403 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,752 Bye. 404 00:15:58,836 --> 00:16:00,587 Ugh. 405 00:16:02,088 --> 00:16:04,090 Uh, telephone. 406 00:16:04,174 --> 00:16:05,634 Charlie, get me Cate Blanchett. 407 00:16:05,718 --> 00:16:09,095 Um, who is... Okay, I don't... 408 00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:12,182 Uh, uh, sorry, I can't... 409 00:16:12,265 --> 00:16:14,727 Oh, sticky. 410 00:16:14,810 --> 00:16:16,562 You know what? Never mind. 411 00:16:16,645 --> 00:16:19,773 If Vanessa Gekko wants Cate that bad, she can have her. 412 00:16:19,899 --> 00:16:22,735 I'm gonna be okay. I'm gonna be happy. 413 00:16:22,818 --> 00:16:26,029 Tonight, I choose to be happy. 414 00:16:26,112 --> 00:16:28,574 Hello? I think I put you on mute. 415 00:16:28,657 --> 00:16:30,659 Good night, Charlie. 416 00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:38,417 Holy shit. 417 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:42,003 Herb! How the hell are you, buddy? 418 00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:43,839 Ruin any lives lately? 419 00:16:43,923 --> 00:16:46,299 - Excuse me? - I got your message, asshole. 420 00:16:47,843 --> 00:16:49,636 You got something to say to me, 421 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,638 you come out to Malibu and say it to my face. 422 00:16:51,722 --> 00:16:55,100 I'll be alive tomorrow. After that, who knows? 423 00:16:58,979 --> 00:17:00,480 Sorry that took me so long. 424 00:17:00,564 --> 00:17:03,066 Just wanted to look my best for you, lover. 425 00:17:03,149 --> 00:17:08,530 Hey, um, I just got kind of a weird phone call. 426 00:17:08,614 --> 00:17:12,451 You and me both. Hey, screw 'em all, right? 427 00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:14,787 Yeah. 428 00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:16,371 Are we going to gelato? 429 00:17:16,455 --> 00:17:18,665 Princess Carolyn, what are we doing? 430 00:17:18,749 --> 00:17:20,793 Getting gelato? 431 00:17:22,795 --> 00:17:26,465 This was a mistake. I've been acting crazy. 432 00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:29,426 That phone call just pulled me back to reality. 433 00:17:29,509 --> 00:17:31,136 You were right. I don't love you. 434 00:17:31,219 --> 00:17:33,597 You don't love me. We're just two lonely people 435 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,099 trying to hate ourselves a little less. 436 00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:38,852 Maybe that's all we're ever gonna be. 437 00:17:38,936 --> 00:17:40,854 Maybe that's all we ever were. 438 00:17:41,855 --> 00:17:43,899 Well, this night took a turn. 439 00:17:46,693 --> 00:17:49,863 You know the worst part? I knew this was gonna happen 440 00:17:49,947 --> 00:17:52,616 and I let myself get excited anyway. 441 00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:55,285 So we agree that this is on you, then? 442 00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:01,917 I guess I'll see you around. 443 00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:04,169 You're not even gonna give me a ride home? 444 00:18:04,252 --> 00:18:07,255 Sorry, I think I just need to be alone right now. 445 00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:12,886 Of course, of course. 446 00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:15,639 That's what you get when you fall for a horse. 447 00:18:15,722 --> 00:18:17,057 Taxi. 448 00:18:18,141 --> 00:18:20,519 You got to get your shit together. 449 00:18:20,602 --> 00:18:22,562 So yesterday, you let yourself fall in love a little bit, 450 00:18:22,646 --> 00:18:24,356 and you got your heart broken. 451 00:18:24,481 --> 00:18:26,399 Serves you right for having feelings. 452 00:18:26,483 --> 00:18:29,194 Starting now, you are a hard, heartless career gal. 453 00:18:29,277 --> 00:18:31,154 Go to work, be awesome at it, 454 00:18:31,237 --> 00:18:33,239 and don't waste time on foolish flights of fancy. 455 00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:35,283 From now on, you are a robot. 456 00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,410 Beep bop boop blurp bleep. 457 00:18:41,581 --> 00:18:44,001 - Hello. - I just want you to know I'm fine. 458 00:18:44,084 --> 00:18:46,586 Uh-oh. People only say they're fine when they're not fine. 459 00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:48,421 Did I hurt your feelings last night? 460 00:18:48,505 --> 00:18:50,340 I'm an agent. I don't have feelings. 461 00:18:50,423 --> 00:18:51,884 Well, I'm glad you called. 462 00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:53,218 I think that you had the right idea yesterday. 463 00:18:53,301 --> 00:18:54,511 I should be getting back to work. 464 00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:56,221 Can you get me another job? 465 00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:58,057 Yeah, well, I'm not your agent anymore, so, no. 466 00:18:58,139 --> 00:19:00,684 Oh, right. Well, just tell whoever, then. 467 00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:02,185 - Haah! 468 00:19:02,268 --> 00:19:03,436 Whoa. 469 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,941 Asshole! 470 00:19:08,025 --> 00:19:10,402 Anyway, I'm off to Malibu to see Herb Kazzaz. 471 00:19:10,485 --> 00:19:12,696 He has cancer, which, as you know, is a whole thing. 472 00:19:12,779 --> 00:19:15,407 Plus, he hates me, so I could really use some good news 473 00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:16,575 at the end of the day. 474 00:19:16,658 --> 00:19:18,577 Oh, my God, you're going to see Herb? 475 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:19,912 You must be really... 476 00:19:19,995 --> 00:19:21,788 Nope, don't care. Not interested. 477 00:19:22,998 --> 00:19:24,917 Hope you like kicking ass, Charlie, 478 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,793 because that's all we're gonna do today. 479 00:19:26,877 --> 00:19:29,046 My tie got stuck in the copier this morning. 480 00:19:29,129 --> 00:19:30,547 That's great, Charlie. 481 00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:32,257 If you flip them real quick, 482 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:34,801 it looks like the tie is running. 483 00:19:34,885 --> 00:19:37,303 Hey, Vanessa, your client, BoJack Horseman, wants a job. 484 00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:39,180 - Good luck. - Oh, yeah, about that. 485 00:19:39,264 --> 00:19:40,849 Gwyneth came in this morning, 486 00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:42,893 and I wanted to show her that she was a top priority, 487 00:19:42,976 --> 00:19:44,811 so I shredded BoJack's contract 488 00:19:44,895 --> 00:19:46,187 right in front of her. Heh heh 489 00:19:46,271 --> 00:19:48,273 What? You just signed BoJack yesterday. 490 00:19:48,356 --> 00:19:51,359 I say good riddance to Mr. Houseman 491 00:19:51,443 --> 00:19:53,153 or whatever that horse's name is. 492 00:19:53,236 --> 00:19:55,488 It's not like he makes this company any money, 493 00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:58,450 and he does seem to take up an awful lot of your time. 494 00:19:58,533 --> 00:20:01,912 I'm from Arizona, Jerry. I went to Arizona State. 495 00:20:01,995 --> 00:20:04,039 Todd, how do I turn this thing off? 496 00:20:04,123 --> 00:20:05,415 Todd. 497 00:20:05,498 --> 00:20:07,375 What? I'm busy. 498 00:20:07,459 --> 00:20:10,503 Never mind. Think I've figured it out. 499 00:20:10,587 --> 00:20:13,090 Now that I've got the room to myself, 500 00:20:13,173 --> 00:20:15,383 time to practice the trombone. 501 00:20:20,597 --> 00:20:22,515 He's kind of in a bad place right now. 502 00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:24,017 You can't just drop him. 503 00:20:24,101 --> 00:20:25,477 The best agent in this building 504 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,062 couldn't get that guy a job. 505 00:20:27,146 --> 00:20:28,147 The best agent in this building 506 00:20:28,229 --> 00:20:29,689 got him a job yesterday, 507 00:20:29,773 --> 00:20:32,025 and I could get him a feature by the end of today. 508 00:20:32,109 --> 00:20:33,610 If you want to get him a movie 509 00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:35,403 by the end of the day, great, do that. 510 00:20:35,487 --> 00:20:37,489 Otherwise, we are washing our hands of him. 511 00:20:37,572 --> 00:20:41,201 Charlie, I hear NBC picked up your running tie show. 512 00:20:41,284 --> 00:20:43,244 Congratulations. 513 00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:45,330 Thank you, Dad. 514 00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:50,210 Hey, Marty, Princess Carolyn here. 515 00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:53,088 How'd you like to work with the BoJack Horseman? 516 00:20:53,172 --> 00:20:55,215 What's that? You hate his guts? 517 00:20:55,298 --> 00:20:57,550 What's that? He's a talentless boob? 518 00:20:59,427 --> 00:21:01,596 What's that? You'll never work with BoJack again? 519 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:02,764 What's that? 520 00:21:02,848 --> 00:21:05,142 You want him to die in an ass factory warehouse fire, 521 00:21:05,225 --> 00:21:08,020 smothering to death under a pile of burning asses? 522 00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:10,480 Well, if you change your mind, give me a call. 523 00:21:10,563 --> 00:21:12,524 Oh, BoJack, what am I gonna do with you? 524 00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:13,608 I don't understand 525 00:21:13,692 --> 00:21:15,527 why you're going through all this trouble for him. 526 00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:17,696 That guy's dead weight, Princess Carolyn. 527 00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:20,323 If you don't cut him loose, you're never gonna be happy. 528 00:21:20,406 --> 00:21:22,075 Help me help you. 529 00:21:22,159 --> 00:21:25,078 That's it. Of course. 530 00:21:25,162 --> 00:21:27,122 Cameron Crow, you skinny bitch. 531 00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:29,958 You know Jerry Maguire's my favorite movie of all time? 532 00:21:30,042 --> 00:21:31,710 All your films are so human, 533 00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,920 which is super impressive since you're a crow. 534 00:21:34,004 --> 00:21:35,964 Well, my name is Cameron Crow, 535 00:21:36,048 --> 00:21:37,507 but I'm actually a raven, 536 00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:39,467 so common misconception. 537 00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:41,011 - Well, whatever you are... - A raven. 538 00:21:41,094 --> 00:21:43,680 - I brought you this - Suffragette City... 539 00:21:43,763 --> 00:21:46,141 "a coming of age story about rock music, 540 00:21:46,225 --> 00:21:50,229 being a teenager in the '80s and buying zoos"? 541 00:21:50,311 --> 00:21:52,064 How have I not heard of this book? 542 00:21:52,147 --> 00:21:53,232 You'd be the perfect director 543 00:21:53,314 --> 00:21:54,399 to make a movie out of it, 544 00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:55,984 and I happen to know this is 545 00:21:56,068 --> 00:21:57,277 Cate Blanchett's favorite book. 546 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,487 I'll bet she'll drop everything to play the part. 547 00:21:59,571 --> 00:22:01,447 You should give her a caw. 548 00:22:01,531 --> 00:22:04,284 Okay, I see... Yeah. Caw is what crows say. 549 00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:06,870 Again, I am not a crow. 550 00:22:10,331 --> 00:22:13,001 Cate, listen to me, you're making a big mistake. 551 00:22:13,085 --> 00:22:15,295 Eva Braun is your dream, remember? 552 00:22:15,378 --> 00:22:17,547 Cate? Hello? 553 00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:19,549 Cate! 554 00:22:19,632 --> 00:22:21,342 Oh, no. What happened? 555 00:22:21,426 --> 00:22:23,553 Did Cate drop out of your little Holocaust movie 556 00:22:23,636 --> 00:22:26,598 so she could make my little Cameron Crow movie? 557 00:22:26,681 --> 00:22:28,558 Why don't you go home and cry about it 558 00:22:28,641 --> 00:22:30,518 to your loving husband and children? 559 00:22:30,602 --> 00:22:32,104 Say, which one of you 560 00:22:32,187 --> 00:22:34,064 is overseeing the Eva Braun package? 561 00:22:34,189 --> 00:22:35,815 That would be me, sir. 562 00:22:35,899 --> 00:22:38,026 Vanessa, you really shat the bed on this one. 563 00:22:38,110 --> 00:22:40,486 - Now, are you fired? - Not exactly. 564 00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:42,322 - Can you still work here? - No. 565 00:22:42,405 --> 00:22:43,990 Lenny Turteltaub here to see you. 566 00:22:44,074 --> 00:22:45,825 Thanks, Laura. 567 00:22:45,909 --> 00:22:47,911 So, one minute I'm making a movie with Cate Blanchett. 568 00:22:47,994 --> 00:22:49,788 Next, I hear she's doing a picture with Cameron Crow 569 00:22:49,871 --> 00:22:51,123 about mix tapes. 570 00:22:51,206 --> 00:22:52,665 As I said to Ed Porter 571 00:22:52,749 --> 00:22:54,375 at the premiere of The Great Train Robbery, 572 00:22:54,459 --> 00:22:56,628 "Aah, the train's coming right at me." 573 00:22:56,711 --> 00:22:58,671 - What the hell is going on? - I don't know, Lenny. 574 00:22:58,755 --> 00:23:00,423 Eva Braun was Vanessa's project. 575 00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:02,050 All that work for nothing. 576 00:23:02,134 --> 00:23:04,219 Now Quentin Tarantulino's got four arms up my ass 577 00:23:04,303 --> 00:23:06,305 'cause he got all excited about making a rom-com. 578 00:23:06,387 --> 00:23:08,389 You know what would be a great romantic comedy? 579 00:23:08,473 --> 00:23:10,767 Remember when that guy stole the D from the Hollywood sign 580 00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:12,852 so he could propose to his girlfriend? 581 00:23:12,936 --> 00:23:14,729 That would make a great movie, 582 00:23:14,813 --> 00:23:16,106 but who would play the lead? 583 00:23:16,231 --> 00:23:18,317 Preferably someone kind of washed up. 584 00:23:18,399 --> 00:23:19,359 You know how much Quentin 585 00:23:19,484 --> 00:23:20,693 loves to revitalize dead careers. 586 00:23:20,777 --> 00:23:22,279 It's kind of his thing. 587 00:23:22,362 --> 00:23:24,405 Well, in that case, you know who'd be great? 588 00:23:24,489 --> 00:23:26,741 Show me the money. 589 00:23:29,202 --> 00:23:31,079 - Yeah. - Good news. 590 00:23:31,163 --> 00:23:32,789 You're back in my stable, 591 00:23:32,872 --> 00:23:35,875 and I got you the lead in a romantic comedy. 592 00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:37,877 Who's the best agent in the world? 593 00:23:37,961 --> 00:23:39,045 What? 594 00:23:39,129 --> 00:23:41,673 I went through hell and back today, but it was worth it 595 00:23:41,756 --> 00:23:45,010 because I got you a job. Aren't you excited? 596 00:23:45,093 --> 00:23:47,553 No. I don't know. 597 00:23:47,637 --> 00:23:49,514 I don't care about that. 598 00:23:49,597 --> 00:23:52,558 You... You said you wanted a job. 599 00:23:52,642 --> 00:23:55,145 It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. 600 00:23:55,228 --> 00:23:58,731 - Wow. What happened in Malibu? - I got to go. 601 00:24:00,692 --> 00:24:02,527 Need anything else? 602 00:24:02,610 --> 00:24:06,031 No, thanks, Laura. Go home. I'll see you tomorrow. 603 00:24:06,114 --> 00:24:07,532 Are you gonna head out soon? 604 00:24:07,615 --> 00:24:10,202 Where else would I go? 605 00:24:21,380 --> 00:24:24,216 Happy birthday, Princess Carolyn. 606 00:24:24,299 --> 00:24:27,386 Thanks, phone. 607 00:24:27,468 --> 00:24:29,554 You are 40. 608 00:25:15,267 --> 00:25:16,268 Boxer versus raptor.