1 00:00:16,473 --> 00:00:20,436 So... should we talk about how you just tried to kiss me? 2 00:00:20,519 --> 00:00:22,271 No, I don't think we need to talk about that. 3 00:00:22,354 --> 00:00:25,274 Yeah, you're right. What's to talk about, right? 4 00:00:25,357 --> 00:00:27,526 We're f-friends, right? 5 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:29,319 - Oh, yeah, totally. - Yeah, friends. 6 00:00:29,403 --> 00:00:32,114 And I think it's important that we stay friends. 7 00:00:32,197 --> 00:00:33,699 Yeah, I agree. 8 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,993 And be friends with each other. 9 00:00:36,076 --> 00:00:39,162 - Yeah, friends. - And also to each other. 10 00:00:39,246 --> 00:00:41,373 Plus, hey, you're getting married. 11 00:00:41,457 --> 00:00:42,875 That's right. Next summer. 12 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,710 Nantucket is great in the summer. 13 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:47,212 Not like L.A., which is so hot and dry. 14 00:00:47,296 --> 00:00:49,506 - It is arid. 15 00:00:51,216 --> 00:00:52,635 Well... see you later! 16 00:00:52,718 --> 00:00:53,719 We're still a few miles... 17 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:55,721 I'll walk. It's a beautiful night. 18 00:00:55,846 --> 00:00:58,432 - Ah! Sorry, sorry! 19 00:00:58,515 --> 00:00:59,976 Shit. 20 00:01:00,058 --> 00:01:02,060 Todd, we gotta stop this wedding. 21 00:01:02,144 --> 00:01:03,145 Todd? 22 00:01:04,730 --> 00:01:06,607 Aw, crap. I left him in Malibu. 23 00:02:03,455 --> 00:02:06,750 But wait, doesn't Diane want to marry Mr. Peanutbutter? 24 00:02:06,834 --> 00:02:10,128 No, see, she thinks she does, but she actually doesn't. 25 00:02:10,212 --> 00:02:12,464 That's why we need to be good friends right now, 26 00:02:12,548 --> 00:02:14,383 and put our own feelings aside 27 00:02:14,466 --> 00:02:17,177 and sabotage our friend's engagement. 28 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:18,554 Oh... 29 00:02:18,637 --> 00:02:19,638 - Wait? What? - Oh. 30 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:22,016 I got here as soon as I could. What's the emergency? 31 00:02:22,099 --> 00:02:23,934 We got to figure out a way to stop Diane's wedding. 32 00:02:24,267 --> 00:02:25,811 Okay. 33 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:27,437 So when you woke me up in the middle of the night 34 00:02:27,521 --> 00:02:29,899 and told me to rush over here because of an "emergency," 35 00:02:29,982 --> 00:02:31,984 the emergency you were referring to 36 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:34,361 was Diane getting married a year from now? 37 00:02:34,444 --> 00:02:36,530 - Yeah, you got any ideas? - I'm done. 38 00:02:36,613 --> 00:02:38,657 I'm not going to waste another thought on you. 39 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:40,910 I am at a bar. It's the weekend. 40 00:02:40,993 --> 00:02:42,661 I'm gonna enjoy myself. 41 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:43,954 Look, if you don't have any ideas, 42 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:45,372 just say you don't have any ideas. 43 00:02:45,455 --> 00:02:47,332 Yoo-hoo! Buy me a drink. 44 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:49,085 Uh, okay. 45 00:02:49,167 --> 00:02:51,003 What's your name, stud? 46 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,212 Vincent. 47 00:02:52,295 --> 00:02:54,924 Adult... man. 48 00:02:55,007 --> 00:02:56,967 Vincent Adultman. 49 00:02:57,051 --> 00:02:58,301 Ya hear that, BoJack? 50 00:02:58,385 --> 00:03:00,470 Vincent is an adult, 51 00:03:00,554 --> 00:03:02,639 and I'll bet he knows how to treat a lady. 52 00:03:02,723 --> 00:03:04,558 He very clearly isn't and doesn't. 53 00:03:04,641 --> 00:03:06,102 Would you like alcohol? 54 00:03:06,184 --> 00:03:07,352 I certainly would, 55 00:03:07,436 --> 00:03:10,230 you sophisticated smooth talker. 56 00:03:10,313 --> 00:03:12,524 Mmm! Tell me all about you. 57 00:03:12,608 --> 00:03:13,859 Mm... 58 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:17,696 I like business... transactions. 59 00:03:19,281 --> 00:03:20,616 Are you seriously trying to make me jealous 60 00:03:20,699 --> 00:03:22,785 by flirting with what is very obviously 61 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:24,411 just three kids stacked on top 62 00:03:24,494 --> 00:03:25,955 of each other under a trench coat? 63 00:03:26,038 --> 00:03:28,165 Vinnie, what does a guy like you do for fun? 64 00:03:28,248 --> 00:03:29,458 I don't have time for these shenanigans. 65 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:31,085 I got a wedding to shanghai. 66 00:03:31,168 --> 00:03:32,836 Good luck with your business transactions. 67 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:33,921 - Thanks. - Ugh! 68 00:03:35,505 --> 00:03:36,799 Officer. 69 00:03:36,882 --> 00:03:38,759 The mail truck pulled up right next to me. 70 00:03:38,842 --> 00:03:41,344 I got a bad vibe. What was I supposed to do? 71 00:03:41,428 --> 00:03:42,805 Not chase the mail truck? 72 00:03:42,888 --> 00:03:44,473 Mr. Peanutbutter, I'm a big fan, 73 00:03:44,556 --> 00:03:47,434 so I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time. 74 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:53,649 - Aah! - Mr. Peanutbutter! 75 00:04:00,530 --> 00:04:02,783 Hey, honeysuckle. Great news. 76 00:04:02,866 --> 00:04:04,451 I got to ride in a police car. 77 00:04:04,534 --> 00:04:07,287 Bad news... I lost my driver's license. 78 00:04:07,370 --> 00:04:08,497 Let me guess. 79 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:09,957 Were you chasing the mailman again? 80 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,667 Yeah, why? Did you see him out there too? 81 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:13,127 Nothing stops them. 82 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:15,378 Not rain, not sleet, not dead of night, 83 00:04:15,462 --> 00:04:17,631 - not gates! 84 00:04:17,714 --> 00:04:19,299 Anyway, I need a little favor. 85 00:04:19,382 --> 00:04:21,301 Can you... drive me everywhere I need to go 86 00:04:21,384 --> 00:04:22,970 for the next three months? 87 00:04:23,053 --> 00:04:25,472 I really can't, sweetheart. I'm super busy. 88 00:04:25,555 --> 00:04:28,475 Oh, you're working on our wedding registry. 89 00:04:28,558 --> 00:04:30,686 - I'm writing my book. - Right. 90 00:04:30,769 --> 00:04:32,229 But don't forget about the registry. 91 00:04:32,312 --> 00:04:34,231 Mr. Peanutbutter, you know I love you. 92 00:04:34,314 --> 00:04:37,193 And you know I am really excited about getting married, 93 00:04:37,275 --> 00:04:38,819 but right now I'm working, 94 00:04:38,902 --> 00:04:40,278 and I have a lot of thoughts in my head, 95 00:04:40,362 --> 00:04:41,738 and I can't really think about our wedding 96 00:04:41,822 --> 00:04:43,073 or the future or me being married to you. 97 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:45,159 Okay. What's going on? 98 00:04:45,242 --> 00:04:46,618 Talk to me like I'm Michelle Pfeiffer 99 00:04:46,702 --> 00:04:47,911 in the Coolio video. 100 00:04:47,995 --> 00:04:50,206 Just... Well, um... with the leg... 101 00:04:50,288 --> 00:04:51,498 Hmm, all right. 102 00:04:51,581 --> 00:04:52,875 And Coolio. 103 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:54,334 Nothing's going on. 104 00:04:54,417 --> 00:04:55,836 It's just that this wedding is kind of 105 00:04:55,919 --> 00:04:57,213 starting to feel like a lot. 106 00:04:57,295 --> 00:05:00,007 Honey, relax. Getting married is easy. 107 00:05:00,090 --> 00:05:01,925 I mean, I've already done it twice. 108 00:05:02,009 --> 00:05:03,468 It's fine. I'm sorry. 109 00:05:03,552 --> 00:05:06,889 I just... need to focus on the book right now. 110 00:05:06,972 --> 00:05:09,599 So that's still a no on driving me around? 111 00:05:09,683 --> 00:05:11,560 - Why don't you hire a driver? - Eh-eh-eh-deh... 112 00:05:11,643 --> 00:05:13,395 Is there a light bulb above my head? 113 00:05:13,478 --> 00:05:16,356 Because while you were talking, I just got an amazing idea. 114 00:05:16,439 --> 00:05:18,275 I should hire a driver! 115 00:05:18,358 --> 00:05:20,236 Oh, this will be a romp. 116 00:05:20,318 --> 00:05:24,240 If I know me, this will be a romp. 117 00:05:27,117 --> 00:05:29,119 I'm not sure how I feel 118 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:30,704 about breaking and entering, BoJack. 119 00:05:30,787 --> 00:05:32,248 Well, that's the beauty part. 120 00:05:32,330 --> 00:05:34,917 The B&E is really the least illegal piece 121 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,626 of this 12-point master plan. 122 00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:37,920 - Have you got your tool kit? - Check. 123 00:05:38,003 --> 00:05:39,004 - Burner phone? - Check. 124 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:40,297 - Cyanide capsule? - Check. 125 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:41,381 Wait, why do we need... 126 00:05:41,464 --> 00:05:42,883 Okay, let's get started. 127 00:05:42,966 --> 00:05:45,594 Step one: Enter the study. 128 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:53,769 Step two: Plant incriminating... 129 00:05:53,852 --> 00:05:56,313 - Hello? Todd? - Uh... 130 00:05:56,396 --> 00:05:59,024 - Hi, Mr. Peanutbutter. - Take the cyanide, Todd. 131 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:00,483 Take the cyanide! 132 00:06:02,152 --> 00:06:03,570 And hup. Hup. 133 00:06:03,653 --> 00:06:05,072 And hup... No. 134 00:06:05,155 --> 00:06:07,783 Are you here to interview to be my driver? 135 00:06:07,866 --> 00:06:09,993 Um... yes, I am. 136 00:06:10,077 --> 00:06:11,328 Brilliant. 137 00:06:11,411 --> 00:06:12,871 I didn't even post the ad yet. 138 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:14,998 Here's me thinking destiny over here. 139 00:06:15,082 --> 00:06:16,083 And hup. Yeah! 140 00:06:16,166 --> 00:06:17,167 Hu-aah! 141 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:22,589 Thank you for your interest in the role of driver. 142 00:06:22,672 --> 00:06:24,216 I know you don't have your resume with you, 143 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,969 so I've taken the liberty of letting you use mine. 144 00:06:27,052 --> 00:06:28,386 Yeah, thanks. 145 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:30,097 Here, business boss. 146 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:32,808 Let's just have a look here. Mm-hmm. 147 00:06:32,891 --> 00:06:34,310 Oh, ho, with a resume like this, 148 00:06:34,392 --> 00:06:36,270 you should be the one hiring a driver. 149 00:06:36,353 --> 00:06:37,771 Just kidding. 150 00:06:37,854 --> 00:06:38,981 I know it's my resume. 151 00:06:39,064 --> 00:06:40,440 But I see you went to Northwestern. 152 00:06:40,523 --> 00:06:42,276 You know, I'm an N.U. man myself. 153 00:06:42,359 --> 00:06:44,111 Go, fighting Westerns. 154 00:06:44,194 --> 00:06:45,487 And it says here you do 155 00:06:45,570 --> 00:06:47,530 a great Rodney Dangerfield impression. 156 00:06:47,614 --> 00:06:48,615 Give us a taste. 157 00:06:48,698 --> 00:06:50,200 Uh, okay. 158 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:52,328 "I'm Roger Dangerfield." 159 00:06:52,410 --> 00:06:54,746 No respect, indeed. 160 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:57,958 Todd, you got the job. 161 00:06:58,041 --> 00:06:59,501 Oh. 162 00:06:59,584 --> 00:07:01,711 Can you believe this weather we're having? 163 00:07:01,795 --> 00:07:04,589 No, I cannot believe this weather we're having! 164 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:08,177 Oh, wow. We make a great pair. 165 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:12,055 It's like I'm Miss Daisy, and you're Minnie Driver. 166 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:16,601 - Hey, I'm bored. 167 00:07:16,685 --> 00:07:18,603 And I think Todd swallowed a cyanide pill 168 00:07:18,687 --> 00:07:19,813 and might be dead. 169 00:07:19,896 --> 00:07:21,064 Wanna come over and bang it out? 170 00:07:21,148 --> 00:07:22,607 Appealing as that sounds, 171 00:07:22,691 --> 00:07:24,484 I have lunch plans with Vincent. 172 00:07:24,567 --> 00:07:26,486 I know that might be hard for you to hear. 173 00:07:26,569 --> 00:07:28,989 Wait, that guy from the bar who is actually three boys 174 00:07:29,072 --> 00:07:31,116 stacked on top of each other under a trench coat? 175 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,160 Well, don't fly into a jealous rage about it. 176 00:07:33,243 --> 00:07:34,244 Not jealous. 177 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:35,704 Just reminding you that you are trying 178 00:07:35,829 --> 00:07:37,206 to have a relationship with someone who is... 179 00:07:37,289 --> 00:07:38,374 and again, it's bizarre 180 00:07:38,456 --> 00:07:40,542 I should have to point this out... three young boys 181 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:42,836 stacked on top of each other under a trench coat. 182 00:07:42,919 --> 00:07:44,921 He listens to me. 183 00:07:45,005 --> 00:07:46,631 Okay, okay, but can you just acknowledge that... 184 00:07:46,715 --> 00:07:47,966 - That you are being jealous? - Oh, oh! 185 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:49,301 - Already acknowledged. 186 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:50,886 - Toodles. 187 00:07:50,969 --> 00:07:53,055 - Look who's not dead. - Better than not dead. 188 00:07:53,138 --> 00:07:56,266 You are looking at Mr. Peanutbutter's new driver. 189 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,560 You're his driver? That's perfect. 190 00:07:58,643 --> 00:08:01,521 Now you can infiltrate Mr. Peanutbutter's inner circle. 191 00:08:01,604 --> 00:08:03,357 I don't know, BoJack. 192 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,607 Sure, you'll act all friendly, 193 00:08:04,691 --> 00:08:06,402 gain his trust, chauffer him around 194 00:08:06,484 --> 00:08:08,611 on his little errands to the groomer and whatnot, 195 00:08:08,695 --> 00:08:10,780 but all the while, you'll be studying him, 196 00:08:10,864 --> 00:08:12,574 scouring out his weaknesses, 197 00:08:12,657 --> 00:08:15,452 biding your time till we're ready to strike. 198 00:08:15,535 --> 00:08:18,038 And once you zero in on his Achilles' heel, 199 00:08:18,121 --> 00:08:22,292 we will take... him... down. 200 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:25,212 Hooray. Betrayal. 201 00:08:29,174 --> 00:08:30,384 Oh, man. Oh, man. 202 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:31,801 - Keep it cool, Todd. - Hey, pal. 203 00:08:31,885 --> 00:08:33,636 If you're making small talk up there, 204 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:36,098 how about sending a little my way? 205 00:08:36,181 --> 00:08:39,059 Um... can you believe this weather we're having? 206 00:08:39,142 --> 00:08:43,730 No, I cannot believe this weather we're having! 207 00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:48,193 Hey, weren't you supposed to be here 208 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:49,694 like a half hour ago? 209 00:08:49,778 --> 00:08:52,239 Yeah, I've just been sitting in my car. 210 00:08:53,656 --> 00:08:55,575 Listen, I was looking over my notes, 211 00:08:55,658 --> 00:08:57,702 and I think I have enough to go write the book, 212 00:08:57,786 --> 00:09:01,957 so... I'm just going to do that. 213 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,959 You don't want to interview me anymore? 214 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:05,877 But don't you want to know what my Rosebud is? 215 00:09:05,961 --> 00:09:08,004 You told me repeatedly it was the nudie magazine 216 00:09:08,088 --> 00:09:09,714 your uncle showed you with the three-nippled woman. 217 00:09:09,798 --> 00:09:11,716 - Who was she? - I got it all. 218 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,842 Oh, okay. 219 00:09:12,926 --> 00:09:14,719 Well, I'll see you around though, right? 220 00:09:14,803 --> 00:09:17,306 Yeah. I, um... 221 00:09:17,389 --> 00:09:20,183 Why did you have to make things weird, BoJack? 222 00:09:23,686 --> 00:09:26,022 I made things weird? 223 00:09:26,106 --> 00:09:27,899 So if you see anything 224 00:09:27,983 --> 00:09:29,734 you know we need, like this biscuit warmer, 225 00:09:29,818 --> 00:09:31,653 you just run the laser over the barcode, 226 00:09:31,736 --> 00:09:32,737 - and kablamsky! 227 00:09:32,821 --> 00:09:34,156 It goes in the registry. 228 00:09:34,239 --> 00:09:35,698 And that way, everybody knows what I want. 229 00:09:35,782 --> 00:09:37,409 - And I know what I want. - Uh... 230 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:38,868 Which is what everyone wants. 231 00:09:38,952 --> 00:09:40,245 And it's really clear, 232 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,871 and nobody's confused about anything. 233 00:09:41,955 --> 00:09:44,541 Am I crazy, or are you not into this? 234 00:09:44,624 --> 00:09:46,793 No, I am. It's just... 235 00:09:46,876 --> 00:09:49,754 The big wedding in Nantucket, all these presents... 236 00:09:49,838 --> 00:09:51,631 I'm so overwhelmed, I can barely consider 237 00:09:51,714 --> 00:09:54,134 whether I want or need a biscuit warmer, 238 00:09:54,217 --> 00:09:56,011 which I think is how people end up with biscuit warmers. 239 00:09:56,094 --> 00:09:58,180 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 240 00:09:58,263 --> 00:09:59,973 Close your eyes. Come on. 241 00:10:00,056 --> 00:10:01,766 Okay, picture our lives together. 242 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:04,144 It's a cold Sunday morning a bunch of years from now. 243 00:10:04,227 --> 00:10:06,313 Maybe robots have taken over, maybe they haven't. 244 00:10:06,396 --> 00:10:07,439 I don't know. It's the future. 245 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,024 This story isn't about that. 246 00:10:09,107 --> 00:10:10,984 The important thing is it's Sunday morning. 247 00:10:11,067 --> 00:10:13,529 I brought you the paper, fetched your slippers. 248 00:10:13,611 --> 00:10:16,739 You come into the kitchen... Can you smell biscuits? 249 00:10:16,823 --> 00:10:19,159 - Yes. - So can I. 250 00:10:19,242 --> 00:10:20,785 - Are they warm? - Yeah. 251 00:10:20,869 --> 00:10:22,871 Well, that's all a biscuit warmer's for. 252 00:10:22,954 --> 00:10:24,789 Look, if marriage stresses you out, 253 00:10:24,873 --> 00:10:26,416 we don't have to get married. 254 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,917 It's not the marriage. 255 00:10:28,001 --> 00:10:30,587 It's the wedding and the year of build-up. 256 00:10:30,670 --> 00:10:32,088 So forget all that. 257 00:10:32,172 --> 00:10:33,298 I've done the whole big wedding thing. 258 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,757 I don't need to do it again. 259 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:36,510 Let's do something small and casual 260 00:10:36,593 --> 00:10:38,094 right here in town next month. 261 00:10:38,178 --> 00:10:40,430 Honestly, that would be amazing. 262 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:42,182 But we'd have to cancel the doves, 263 00:10:42,265 --> 00:10:43,683 and we wouldn't be able to send out 264 00:10:43,766 --> 00:10:45,185 those fancy invitations you liked. 265 00:10:45,268 --> 00:10:47,229 Those doves were being jerks anyway. 266 00:10:47,312 --> 00:10:49,022 And invitations... They're just a scam 267 00:10:49,105 --> 00:10:51,483 made up by the Post Office to keep tabs on us. 268 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:52,692 Post Office. 269 00:10:52,775 --> 00:10:54,528 - Settle down, boy. 270 00:10:54,611 --> 00:10:57,655 And then we talked about his favorite Smash Mouth CDs. 271 00:10:57,739 --> 00:10:59,908 And... Oh, oh. 272 00:10:59,991 --> 00:11:03,203 And then that led to a whole conversations about sticks. 273 00:11:03,286 --> 00:11:05,247 Oh, and let me tell you, 274 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:09,501 Mr. Peanutbutter has got some serious opinions about sticks. 275 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:11,044 Why are you telling me this? 276 00:11:11,127 --> 00:11:12,670 What? You said you wanted every detail. 277 00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:14,172 Did I mention he got a new bandana? 278 00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:15,507 Give me something I can use 279 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:17,008 to make them call off their wedding. 280 00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:18,594 Oh, yeah. Did I not tell you? 281 00:11:18,676 --> 00:11:19,802 They called off their wedding. 282 00:11:19,886 --> 00:11:21,679 What? Thank God! 283 00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:23,806 Oh, the universe makes sense. 284 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:25,601 They decided against a big destination wedding, 285 00:11:25,683 --> 00:11:26,809 so they're doing it here 286 00:11:26,893 --> 00:11:28,061 - sometime next month. - What? 287 00:11:28,186 --> 00:11:29,646 I guess saying they called it off 288 00:11:29,729 --> 00:11:30,980 is probably not right. 289 00:11:34,401 --> 00:11:35,735 Hey, what's this? 290 00:11:35,818 --> 00:11:37,820 Oh, yes, I got jury duty, 291 00:11:37,904 --> 00:11:39,155 but I can't worry about that right now. 292 00:11:39,239 --> 00:11:40,698 That is a problem for Friday BoJack. 293 00:11:40,782 --> 00:11:43,034 Now think, Todd. Gotta have something I can use 294 00:11:43,118 --> 00:11:45,579 sloshing around in that pot-infused Jell-O shot 295 00:11:45,662 --> 00:11:47,456 - you call a brain. - Let's see. 296 00:11:47,539 --> 00:11:51,084 Mr. Peanutbutter likes having his tummy scratched, 297 00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:53,086 and Diane's family is from Vietnam, 298 00:11:53,169 --> 00:11:56,465 which is where Vietnamese food comes from, 299 00:11:56,548 --> 00:11:58,841 and since that goes in your tummy... 300 00:11:58,925 --> 00:12:00,469 Okay, stop thinking. Just give me raw data. 301 00:12:00,552 --> 00:12:01,678 What's happening this week? 302 00:12:01,761 --> 00:12:03,388 Well, the circus is in town. 303 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,265 Congress is going to vote on the new Education Bill... 304 00:12:05,348 --> 00:12:06,683 With Mr. Peanutbutter! 305 00:12:06,766 --> 00:12:08,017 What's happening with Mr. Peanutbutter? 306 00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:10,312 Well, I'm taking Diane and him 307 00:12:10,395 --> 00:12:11,980 to the bank on Thursday. 308 00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:15,108 I can use that. I can actually use that. 309 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,361 I don't know if I'm up 310 00:12:18,445 --> 00:12:20,656 for staging a bank robbery, BoJack. 311 00:12:20,738 --> 00:12:23,825 Oh, come on, character actress Margo Martindale. 312 00:12:23,908 --> 00:12:25,034 They say that there are no good parts 313 00:12:25,118 --> 00:12:26,411 for women over 50. 314 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,704 I want to stick an AK-47 315 00:12:27,787 --> 00:12:29,414 in your hand and prove them wrong. 316 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,207 I do tire of the limitations 317 00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:33,001 of stage, film, and television. 318 00:12:33,084 --> 00:12:34,877 You might as well perform in a cage, am I right? 319 00:12:34,961 --> 00:12:36,338 This is guerilla theater... 320 00:12:36,421 --> 00:12:38,423 No stage, no script, no net. 321 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,133 It's the kind of work we talked about 322 00:12:40,216 --> 00:12:42,135 doing that night in the desert. 323 00:12:42,218 --> 00:12:44,721 Don't tell me we left those dreams in the sweat lodge. 324 00:12:44,804 --> 00:12:46,682 - Hell, I'll do it. 325 00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:50,519 And that little boy never found his mother. 326 00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:51,561 Hey, guys. 327 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,062 BoJack Horseman? 328 00:12:53,146 --> 00:12:54,439 Oh. Hi. 329 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:55,732 What a weird coincidence. 330 00:12:55,815 --> 00:12:57,317 I did not know you would be here today. 331 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,611 How are... things? 332 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:00,987 Things are good. You? 333 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,405 Things good with you? 334 00:13:02,489 --> 00:13:03,657 Hands behind your head, everybody. 335 00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:05,992 Nobody moves, nobody gets shot. 336 00:13:06,075 --> 00:13:08,244 - What an unfortunate surprise. 337 00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:10,455 Well, well, isn't that a pretty ring? 338 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:11,956 - This one. 339 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,334 Well, well, isn't that a pretty ring? 340 00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:15,711 I'll take it. 341 00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:17,086 But it's my engagement ring. 342 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:18,421 Give it to her, Diane. 343 00:13:18,505 --> 00:13:20,131 - It's just a ring. - Just a ring? 344 00:13:20,215 --> 00:13:22,425 That ring is a symbol of your love. 345 00:13:22,509 --> 00:13:24,260 If you don't care about the ring, 346 00:13:24,344 --> 00:13:26,304 it really makes me wonder if you care about 347 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,014 the woman wearing it. 348 00:13:28,097 --> 00:13:29,349 That terrifying bank robber 349 00:13:29,432 --> 00:13:31,309 is making some very cogent points. 350 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:32,935 No, Mr. Peanutbutter's right. 351 00:13:33,019 --> 00:13:35,313 If the ring is just a symbol for love, 352 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,690 why would I need a symbol 353 00:13:36,773 --> 00:13:38,400 when I have the real thing right here? 354 00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:40,569 Yeah, we don't need rings, we have each other. 355 00:13:40,652 --> 00:13:43,196 Hey, why are we even waiting a month to get married? 356 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:45,782 If anything, this bank robbery is reminding me 357 00:13:45,865 --> 00:13:47,409 that life is short. 358 00:13:47,492 --> 00:13:48,951 We should get married even sooner! 359 00:13:49,035 --> 00:13:50,161 No... 360 00:13:50,245 --> 00:13:51,329 What do you mean sooner? 361 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,497 Why not this weekend? 362 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,374 We could get married Saturday. 363 00:13:54,457 --> 00:13:55,667 Am I crazy? 364 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,419 Yes. Don't do it. 365 00:13:57,502 --> 00:14:00,046 - Oh, keep the damn thing. - Aw. 366 00:14:01,381 --> 00:14:03,383 Okay. Saturday it is. 367 00:14:03,466 --> 00:14:04,718 What the hell just happened? 368 00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:06,678 Something truly beauti... 369 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:07,804 Aah! 370 00:14:07,887 --> 00:14:09,055 - Oh. - Get your hands off me! 371 00:14:09,138 --> 00:14:10,139 - [Taser crackles] - Uh-oh. 372 00:14:13,851 --> 00:14:14,977 Long story short, 373 00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:16,688 Erica did have to lose the foot, 374 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,065 but she gained a friend. 375 00:14:19,148 --> 00:14:20,942 Sorry, kind of went off on a tangent there. 376 00:14:21,025 --> 00:14:22,485 Diane and I wanna thank you all 377 00:14:22,569 --> 00:14:24,904 for coming to our impromptu rehearsal dinner, 378 00:14:24,987 --> 00:14:26,782 even though we did not actually have time 379 00:14:26,864 --> 00:14:29,033 - to organize a rehearsal. - Or a dinner. 380 00:14:29,117 --> 00:14:31,327 But there is an open bar... 381 00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:34,414 which you are all welcome to partake in 382 00:14:34,497 --> 00:14:36,249 as soon as I finish this toast, 383 00:14:36,332 --> 00:14:39,628 which I will be doing right... 384 00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:41,003 after one more quick anecdote. 385 00:14:41,087 --> 00:14:42,464 - It was winter in Prague, 386 00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:44,299 and the consumption hung low in the air. 387 00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:45,508 Well, the bank thing was a dud. 388 00:14:45,592 --> 00:14:46,843 Thanks a lot, Todd. 389 00:14:46,926 --> 00:14:48,303 Well, you win some, you lose some. 390 00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:49,805 It's like Vincent always says... 391 00:14:49,887 --> 00:14:51,180 - "Oopsy." - Vincent? 392 00:14:51,264 --> 00:14:52,599 Yeah, Princess Carolyn's boyfriend. 393 00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:54,183 We've hung out a couple times. 394 00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:55,977 - What are you ta... - That dude is funny. 395 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:57,687 You know he's not a person, right? 396 00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:58,980 Look, I don't want to get 397 00:14:59,063 --> 00:15:00,189 in the middle of your whole thing 398 00:15:00,273 --> 00:15:01,441 with Princess Carolyn. 399 00:15:01,524 --> 00:15:02,776 It's not about that. 400 00:15:02,859 --> 00:15:04,026 I just don't understand why nobody else 401 00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:05,570 seems to notice that she is dating a man 402 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,029 who is clearly three little boys 403 00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:09,115 doing the thing from The Little Rascals. 404 00:15:09,198 --> 00:15:11,075 Oh, that reminds me of another funny story. 405 00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:13,119 If I could say a few words? 406 00:15:13,202 --> 00:15:15,455 BoJack Horseman. Take the mic. 407 00:15:15,538 --> 00:15:16,832 Spin us a yarn. 408 00:15:16,914 --> 00:15:18,458 Mr. Peanutbutter, Diane. 409 00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:20,001 Since I am friends with both of you 410 00:15:20,084 --> 00:15:22,044 - and have no ulterior motives... - Mm-hmm. 411 00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:23,463 I would like to offer my restaurant 412 00:15:23,546 --> 00:15:24,881 as a venue for your wedding. 413 00:15:24,964 --> 00:15:26,549 Wow! Really? 414 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:28,510 I don't know. That's too generous. 415 00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:31,638 Hey, don't look a horse's gift in the mouth, right? 416 00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:34,974 I get it. Like the song. 417 00:15:35,057 --> 00:15:36,058 That's not a song. 418 00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:37,477 All right, everyone. 419 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,728 That's it for the toasts. 420 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:41,523 Enjoy yourselves and each other. 421 00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:45,026 This is perfect. 422 00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:46,778 Now that the wedding's at my restaurant, 423 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,738 we have the home field advantage. 424 00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,323 Perfect for sabotage. 425 00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:52,492 BoJack, I need to thank you. 426 00:15:52,575 --> 00:15:54,703 You calling me to the bar the other night 427 00:15:54,786 --> 00:15:55,995 turned out to be the best thing 428 00:15:56,078 --> 00:15:57,163 that ever happened to me. 429 00:15:57,246 --> 00:15:58,707 - I think I'm in love. - Okay. 430 00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,291 This "person" you're in love with... 431 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,043 Have you seen him without his trench coat on? 432 00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:03,837 I don't understand why you can't be happy for me. 433 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,421 He's a good boyfriend. 434 00:16:05,505 --> 00:16:07,006 I actually think you and Vincent 435 00:16:07,089 --> 00:16:09,258 would really hit it off if you gave him a chance. 436 00:16:09,342 --> 00:16:11,177 You should spend some one-on-one time with him. 437 00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:12,595 You mean one-on-three time? 438 00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:14,263 Because there are three of him. 439 00:16:14,347 --> 00:16:16,182 We get it. You don't like him. 440 00:16:16,265 --> 00:16:17,726 I'm actually not sure you do get it. 441 00:16:19,352 --> 00:16:21,229 - I know what's been going on. 442 00:16:21,312 --> 00:16:22,647 Ah! I wasn't gonna pee. 443 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,065 I was just taking my penis out. 444 00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:25,775 You've been driving me around, 445 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,777 but there was something else happening the whole time. 446 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:28,945 I see it now. 447 00:16:29,028 --> 00:16:30,864 What are you talking about? 448 00:16:30,947 --> 00:16:33,867 You weren't just working as my driver, Todd. 449 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,452 You were becoming my friend. 450 00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:38,872 Oh, yeah. That was happening. 451 00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:40,874 Well, I could use a friend right about now. 452 00:16:40,957 --> 00:16:42,876 There's something I really gotta get off my chest, 453 00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:46,504 and if it got out, it could destroy the whole wedding. 454 00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:49,048 No, I'm not great with sensitive information. 455 00:16:49,131 --> 00:16:51,092 I don't know if I'm ready to get married again. 456 00:16:51,175 --> 00:16:54,011 Don't get me wrong. I love Diane so much. 457 00:16:54,095 --> 00:16:55,179 I didn't have any doubts 458 00:16:55,263 --> 00:16:57,432 until I realized she had doubts. 459 00:16:57,515 --> 00:16:59,809 Then I figured she's smarter than I am. 460 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,227 Maybe she knows things I don't. 461 00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:02,729 You are kind of unloading 462 00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:04,773 a lot of sensitive information here. 463 00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:06,858 Sure, I think I'm ready to commit to Diane, 464 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,110 but I can't even commit to my favorite type of stick. 465 00:17:09,193 --> 00:17:12,447 Yes, today, it's short and knobby, but tomorrow? 466 00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:15,116 Well, sure, Diane is short, but I don't know about knobby. 467 00:17:15,199 --> 00:17:17,201 The last thing I want to do is hurt Diane, 468 00:17:17,285 --> 00:17:19,495 but I keep having this dream where she's gone. 469 00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,205 There's no break-up, no tragedy. 470 00:17:21,289 --> 00:17:23,666 She's just gone, and my life continues without her. 471 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,418 And it terrifies me to say this, 472 00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:28,296 but in the dream I feel... relief. 473 00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:30,840 Hey, thanks for listening to all this. 474 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,592 You're a really good friend, Todd. 475 00:17:34,343 --> 00:17:36,262 Since you weren't able to give me any useful intel, 476 00:17:36,345 --> 00:17:38,014 I had to offer up my restaurant, 477 00:17:38,097 --> 00:17:40,266 but now, we're on my turf. 478 00:17:40,349 --> 00:17:42,769 Time for operation "I don't." 479 00:17:42,852 --> 00:17:44,646 Yeah, sounds good. 480 00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:45,939 You know, with my knack 481 00:17:46,022 --> 00:17:48,107 for coming up with plans and your ability 482 00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:49,525 to hear them without contributing 483 00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:51,235 more than three words at a time, 484 00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:52,988 we make a pretty good team, don't we, Todd? 485 00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:55,114 - You said it. - See? 486 00:17:56,866 --> 00:17:58,952 Beloved character actress Margo Martindale 487 00:17:59,035 --> 00:18:00,411 is in police custody tonight 488 00:18:00,495 --> 00:18:02,664 for her role in a failed bank robbery. 489 00:18:02,747 --> 00:18:04,165 Margo Martindale? 490 00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:06,459 But first, pizza for breakfast? 491 00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:08,503 The answer might surprise you. 492 00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:13,008 I know her, but how? Wait. 493 00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:14,467 She was at the convenience store 494 00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:16,260 the night I bought that video game 495 00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:18,220 and ruined my rock opera. 496 00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:19,973 She's the one who asked me 497 00:18:20,056 --> 00:18:23,100 to hand her that tape from the 10ยข bin. 498 00:18:23,184 --> 00:18:27,772 That means Margo Martindale likes tapes! 499 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,732 And a tape is something you listen to, 500 00:18:29,816 --> 00:18:31,567 but tape is also a sticky thing 501 00:18:31,651 --> 00:18:33,528 you can use to seal boxes. 502 00:18:33,611 --> 00:18:36,031 Boxes is what cereal comes in. 503 00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:38,700 What does it all mean? 504 00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:40,576 Am I just grasping at straws? 505 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:43,830 Wait. Straws... That's it. 506 00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:47,333 Straws are used to drink soda or water, 507 00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:48,960 and plants need water. 508 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:53,422 And BoJack used Margo Martindale as a plant 509 00:18:53,506 --> 00:18:58,302 at the bank and the convenience store, 510 00:18:58,386 --> 00:19:00,889 which means... Ugh! 511 00:19:00,972 --> 00:19:03,850 BoJack hired Margo Martindale 512 00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:05,852 to make me find that video game 513 00:19:05,935 --> 00:19:10,106 so he could kill my rock opera! 514 00:19:10,189 --> 00:19:11,607 Aw, dude. 515 00:19:14,527 --> 00:19:17,572 - Rise and shine, Todd. - I didn't sleep. 516 00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:19,281 Well, we're down to the wire, but we still got 517 00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:21,242 one more day to figure out how to stop this wedding, 518 00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:23,578 and I can't afford to waste one second, so let's get... 519 00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:25,580 Oh, shit. Forgot about jury duty. 520 00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:27,164 Damn you, Tuesday BoJack. 521 00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:35,256 - And so, you saw the defendant. - Yes. 522 00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:39,135 That man, the defendant... You saw him? 523 00:19:39,218 --> 00:19:40,762 Come on, come on, come on. Hurry up. 524 00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:44,724 - That's correct. - The defendant was seen by you. 525 00:19:44,807 --> 00:19:45,975 Sweet Jesus. 526 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,560 Some of us have weddings to ruin. 527 00:19:47,643 --> 00:19:48,811 Yes. 528 00:19:48,895 --> 00:19:50,479 No further questions, Your Honor. 529 00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:52,774 I'm sorry. I misspoke. 530 00:19:52,857 --> 00:19:54,776 A lot of further questions. 531 00:20:01,657 --> 00:20:04,660 The jury finds the defendant not guilty on all charges. 532 00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:07,747 We did the right thing today, BoJack. 533 00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:09,206 But you know who the real winner is? 534 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:11,292 - Justice. - Mr. Peanutbutter. 535 00:20:14,336 --> 00:20:15,337 BoJack. 536 00:20:15,421 --> 00:20:17,423 There's my superstar. 537 00:20:17,506 --> 00:20:18,967 - How are you? - Amazing! 538 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:21,260 This has been the role of a lifetime. 539 00:20:21,343 --> 00:20:23,554 I think they're gonna send me up to Lompoc, 540 00:20:23,638 --> 00:20:25,932 and when I get there, I'm gonna find 541 00:20:26,015 --> 00:20:28,434 the meanest, hardest queen bitch of the yard, 542 00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:31,146 and I'm going to bite her finger off. 543 00:20:31,228 --> 00:20:33,522 That'll show everyone I'm crazy, 544 00:20:33,606 --> 00:20:35,150 and you don't mess with crazy. 545 00:20:35,232 --> 00:20:36,651 Plus, free finger. 546 00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:39,195 Oh, here I am blabbering on about my plans. 547 00:20:39,278 --> 00:20:41,238 Did you ever stop that wedding? 548 00:20:41,322 --> 00:20:42,657 It's actually happening right now. 549 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,283 I ran out of time. 550 00:20:44,366 --> 00:20:45,701 I never understood why 551 00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:47,453 it was so important to keep those two apart. 552 00:20:47,536 --> 00:20:48,955 I was just trying to be a good friend 553 00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:51,916 in my own shitty, ass-backwards way. 554 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,668 Diane deserves the best. 555 00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:55,461 She's smart and kind and beautiful, 556 00:20:55,544 --> 00:20:58,006 and it's gonna be mostly synonyms from here on 557 00:20:58,089 --> 00:20:59,841 if I keep going, 558 00:20:59,924 --> 00:21:01,759 and I'm in love with her. 559 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,469 Tell her that, BoJack. 560 00:21:03,552 --> 00:21:06,597 You don't need kooky schemes or nutty capers. 561 00:21:06,681 --> 00:21:09,809 Just go to her and speak from your heart. 562 00:21:09,892 --> 00:21:12,687 Then find the biggest person at the wedding 563 00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,438 and bite his finger off! 564 00:21:14,522 --> 00:21:16,232 You're right, partly. 565 00:21:16,315 --> 00:21:18,151 I've gotta tell her how I feel. 566 00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:20,028 Okay, I'm gonna do it. 567 00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:21,863 Good luck with your finger thing. 568 00:21:25,407 --> 00:21:26,784 Todd, thank God you're here! 569 00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,119 Did I miss it? Is it too late? 570 00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:29,745 Dude. I'm done with this. No. No. 571 00:21:29,829 --> 00:21:31,539 Mr. Peanutbutter's been nice to me. 572 00:21:31,622 --> 00:21:32,874 Mr. Peanutbutter is nice to everybody. 573 00:21:32,957 --> 00:21:34,333 That's what makes him so stupid. 574 00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:36,335 No, I'm stupid. 575 00:21:36,418 --> 00:21:38,713 But even I know that the only reason 576 00:21:38,796 --> 00:21:41,049 you're doing this is because you're in love with Diane. 577 00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:42,550 Yes, that's right. 578 00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:44,426 And I'm here to finally tell her how I feel. 579 00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:46,221 BoJack, she knows how you feel. 580 00:21:46,303 --> 00:21:48,264 How? I barely just realized... 581 00:21:48,347 --> 00:21:50,683 Hey, man, she made her choice. 582 00:21:50,766 --> 00:21:54,979 Look around. This day is not about you, okay? 583 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,690 So maybe you should just stop trying 584 00:21:57,773 --> 00:22:00,818 to mess with other people's lives. 585 00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,404 I never thought I wanted to get married. 586 00:22:03,487 --> 00:22:04,947 It's so weird, 587 00:22:05,031 --> 00:22:07,116 this idea of dedicating yourself to something 588 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,367 for the rest of your life. 589 00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:10,912 Like, how could you know, right? 590 00:22:10,995 --> 00:22:14,415 But then I realized it's okay to not know everything. 591 00:22:14,498 --> 00:22:16,792 And some things take a leap of faith. 592 00:22:16,876 --> 00:22:19,503 Mr. Peanutbutter, I want to take that leap with you. 593 00:22:19,587 --> 00:22:22,506 By the power vested in me by one of those dumb websites, 594 00:22:22,590 --> 00:22:24,175 I now pronounce you married. 595 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:26,594 Go ahead. Kiss, you lovesick dummies. 596 00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:41,109 Hey, Todd. Todd. 597 00:22:41,192 --> 00:22:42,651 Thanks for hearing me out the other night. 598 00:22:42,735 --> 00:22:44,279 I'm really glad I went through with this. 599 00:22:44,361 --> 00:22:46,030 This is the happiest day of my life. 600 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:47,448 Always happy to be of service. 601 00:22:47,531 --> 00:22:49,867 Oh, and, um, I got you something. 602 00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:51,535 Todd Chavez? 603 00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:53,329 Hey. That name's my name. 604 00:22:53,412 --> 00:22:54,789 What's "PB Livin'"? 605 00:22:54,872 --> 00:22:57,959 My film production company. Read your title. 606 00:22:58,042 --> 00:23:02,421 "Executive Vice President of West Coast Operations." 607 00:23:02,504 --> 00:23:05,507 Whoa! Does that mean I control the waves? 608 00:23:05,591 --> 00:23:07,384 No, it means you're my assistant. 609 00:23:07,468 --> 00:23:09,053 You've got a big future ahead of you, 610 00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:10,930 and I don't want you to waste any time looking back. 611 00:23:11,013 --> 00:23:13,266 So I got all my cars' mirrors taken off. 612 00:23:13,349 --> 00:23:15,017 Isn't that kind of dangerous? 613 00:23:15,101 --> 00:23:17,519 What do I care? I'm not driving. 614 00:23:17,603 --> 00:23:20,689 Hey, BoJack. Thanks for coming. 615 00:23:20,773 --> 00:23:22,191 I wasn't sure you were gonna make it. 616 00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,943 Wouldn't have missed it for the world. 617 00:23:24,026 --> 00:23:26,654 You're a good friend. I'm really glad to know you. 618 00:23:26,737 --> 00:23:29,157 - Mwah. - Sorry that I... 619 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,532 If I made things weird. 620 00:23:30,616 --> 00:23:32,327 They weren't that weird. 621 00:23:32,409 --> 00:23:33,911 - Oh. - Diane, honey? 622 00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:35,997 Oh, I gotta go dance with my husband. 623 00:23:37,414 --> 00:23:39,041 I'm married! 624 00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:42,419 Hi. 625 00:23:42,503 --> 00:23:45,256 So you're the quote-unquote person, singular, 626 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,924 that everyone's so crazy about. 627 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,550 What have you got figured out that I don't? 628 00:23:48,634 --> 00:23:51,346 Um, adult stuff. 629 00:23:51,428 --> 00:23:53,181 Yeah, I'm not seeing it. 630 00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:54,974 But that doesn't matter. Not everything's about me. 631 00:23:55,057 --> 00:23:57,185 And maybe I am a little jealous. 632 00:23:57,268 --> 00:24:00,396 Not because I actually want to date Princess Carolyn anymore, 633 00:24:00,521 --> 00:24:04,400 but just because I don't like the idea that I can't. 634 00:24:04,483 --> 00:24:06,443 I guess I just assumed I always could. 635 00:24:06,527 --> 00:24:08,612 But I made a lot of bad decisions. 636 00:24:08,696 --> 00:24:11,240 Not just with her. With... 637 00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,742 with everyone, really. 638 00:24:13,826 --> 00:24:16,662 You know, Princess Carolyn was right. 639 00:24:16,745 --> 00:24:18,580 - You are a good listener. - Thanks. 640 00:24:18,664 --> 00:24:21,042 You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, 641 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:23,669 and any goodness I started with just slowly 642 00:24:23,752 --> 00:24:25,671 spilled out of me, and now it's all gone. 643 00:24:25,754 --> 00:24:27,548 And I'll never get it back in me. 644 00:24:27,631 --> 00:24:29,300 It's too late. 645 00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:33,137 Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it? 646 00:24:34,722 --> 00:24:37,266 Don't be sad. 647 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:39,310 Good horsey. 648 00:24:41,812 --> 00:24:43,439 That actually feels kind of nice.