1 00:00:08,546 --> 00:00:10,464 We're very different, but I think that we bring out 2 00:00:10,548 --> 00:00:12,425 the best in each other. 3 00:00:12,508 --> 00:00:15,762 It's like you're chocolate and I'm Mr. Peanutbutter. 4 00:00:15,845 --> 00:00:19,014 Shut up and kiss me, you silly goof. 5 00:00:21,517 --> 00:00:25,187 - Cut! 6 00:00:25,271 --> 00:00:27,607 Welcome back to Excess Hollywoo. 7 00:00:27,690 --> 00:00:30,526 I'm A Ryan Seacrest Type, and I'm visiting the set 8 00:00:30,610 --> 00:00:32,779 of Mr. Peanutbutter's Hollywoo Heist. 9 00:00:32,862 --> 00:00:35,406 I'm thrilled to be talking to the star of the film, 10 00:00:35,489 --> 00:00:38,409 BoJack Horseman, and his real life inspiration, 11 00:00:38,492 --> 00:00:39,619 Mr. Peanutbutter. 12 00:00:39,702 --> 00:00:41,328 Am I an inspiration? 13 00:00:41,412 --> 00:00:42,956 Well, that depends on how you define... 14 00:00:43,038 --> 00:00:45,332 - Wait a minute. Yes, I am. - Ugh. 15 00:00:45,416 --> 00:00:47,501 You know, I'm just over the moon to be producing 16 00:00:47,585 --> 00:00:50,004 this movie about my daring exploit. 17 00:00:50,087 --> 00:00:53,007 - Yes, your daring exploit. - Yes. 18 00:00:53,090 --> 00:00:55,802 It's such a treat to be shooting in my very own casa. 19 00:00:55,885 --> 00:00:59,680 And it's an even sweeter treat to be played by my good amigo... 20 00:00:59,764 --> 00:01:01,265 dare I say best amigo? 21 00:01:01,348 --> 00:01:03,142 - You "daren't." - We're so in tune. 22 00:01:03,225 --> 00:01:07,981 We even finish each other's... 23 00:01:08,063 --> 00:01:09,899 sentences. 24 00:01:09,983 --> 00:01:11,275 Sometimes it doesn't happen. 25 00:01:11,358 --> 00:01:12,443 - It never... - Happens. 26 00:01:12,526 --> 00:01:15,070 Ah, see? I'm inside him. 27 00:01:15,154 --> 00:01:17,323 BoJack, you haven't worked in quite some time. 28 00:01:17,406 --> 00:01:19,199 In fact, I thought you were dead. 29 00:01:19,283 --> 00:01:22,328 You must be so grateful to be working again and also alive, 30 00:01:22,411 --> 00:01:24,371 which, again, I thought you were not. 31 00:01:24,455 --> 00:01:25,790 How did you get involved with this? 32 00:01:25,873 --> 00:01:27,041 Well... 33 00:01:27,124 --> 00:01:28,208 You want me to play Mr. Peanutbutter 34 00:01:28,292 --> 00:01:31,004 in the story he stole from me? 35 00:01:31,086 --> 00:01:32,379 I stole the D, 36 00:01:32,463 --> 00:01:34,340 and then he stole my stealing of it. 37 00:01:34,423 --> 00:01:36,843 That makes him an idea thief, which is much less cool 38 00:01:36,926 --> 00:01:38,845 than a thief thief, which is what I am 39 00:01:38,928 --> 00:01:39,929 and what he also is. 40 00:01:40,013 --> 00:01:41,388 You know what might help? 41 00:01:41,472 --> 00:01:42,849 If you think about this like a professional 42 00:01:42,932 --> 00:01:44,475 instead of a big titty baby. 43 00:01:44,558 --> 00:01:46,644 This movie is a huge opportunity. 44 00:01:46,727 --> 00:01:50,147 Quentin Tarantulino is known for revitalizing dead careers. 45 00:01:50,230 --> 00:01:52,149 This could do for you what Reservoir Dogs 46 00:01:52,232 --> 00:01:53,484 did for Rin Tin Tin. 47 00:01:53,567 --> 00:01:55,110 But isn't there any other part? 48 00:01:55,194 --> 00:01:56,863 I could play myself. 49 00:01:56,946 --> 00:01:59,032 No, BoJack's already being played by Wallace Shawn. 50 00:01:59,114 --> 00:02:00,658 What? The short guy from The Princess Bride 51 00:02:00,741 --> 00:02:01,993 who says "inconceivable"? 52 00:02:02,076 --> 00:02:04,328 - Why Wallace Shawn? - BoJack Horseman? 53 00:02:04,411 --> 00:02:05,705 I don't want to play that boob. 54 00:02:05,788 --> 00:02:07,331 I'm trying to help you out, Wally. 55 00:02:07,414 --> 00:02:09,959 You're the one who keeps buying expensive Rothkos. 56 00:02:10,043 --> 00:02:11,711 I have a disease. 57 00:02:11,794 --> 00:02:15,089 Would you tell an alcoholic to stop buying alcohol? 58 00:02:15,214 --> 00:02:17,216 You know, Black and Blue Number 7's 59 00:02:17,299 --> 00:02:18,759 going up for auction next week. 60 00:02:18,843 --> 00:02:20,302 Fine. I'll do the dumb movie. 61 00:02:20,386 --> 00:02:22,096 Fine. I'll do the dumb movie. 62 00:02:22,179 --> 00:02:24,348 But if you find me in a bathtub with open wrists tomorrow 63 00:02:24,431 --> 00:02:26,809 and the words "I hate my agent" smeared across the walls 64 00:02:26,934 --> 00:02:28,561 in blood, you'll know why. 65 00:02:28,644 --> 00:02:32,189 So obviously I'm thrilled to be here, just thrilled. 66 00:03:27,745 --> 00:03:28,746 Cast and crew only. 67 00:03:28,829 --> 00:03:30,706 I know you're just doing your job, 68 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:34,251 but I live here, and the crew has been here since 3:00 a.m., 69 00:03:34,334 --> 00:03:35,795 so I'm a little tired. 70 00:03:35,878 --> 00:03:37,880 Cast and crew only. 71 00:03:37,964 --> 00:03:39,381 Hey, stranger. 72 00:03:39,465 --> 00:03:40,925 Haven't really seen you since the wedding. 73 00:03:41,008 --> 00:03:42,802 Kind of feels like we're coming back to school 74 00:03:42,885 --> 00:03:44,219 - after summer vacation. - Yeah. 75 00:03:44,303 --> 00:03:45,888 I'll see you at the pep rally. 76 00:03:45,972 --> 00:03:47,807 Hope we don't get Mrs. Kirkman for trig this year. 77 00:03:47,890 --> 00:03:50,184 Yeah, well, I hope the cheerleaders don't stuff me 78 00:03:50,267 --> 00:03:52,519 in a locker and write "virgin slut" on my forehead, 79 00:03:52,603 --> 00:03:54,313 and then when I ask how I could be both a virgin 80 00:03:54,396 --> 00:03:56,190 and a slut, they make me eat a lipstick. 81 00:03:56,273 --> 00:03:57,942 Uh... 82 00:03:58,025 --> 00:04:00,235 So what have you been up to these last couple months? 83 00:04:00,319 --> 00:04:03,238 Well, I've been pretty busy. Met a girl at Soho House. 84 00:04:03,322 --> 00:04:04,865 - Was she your waitress? - Yes. 85 00:04:04,949 --> 00:04:06,408 Then I met a girl at Mastro's. 86 00:04:06,492 --> 00:04:07,994 - Was she also your waitress? - Yes. 87 00:04:08,077 --> 00:04:09,286 Then I met a girl at P.F. Chang's. 88 00:04:09,369 --> 00:04:10,830 Let me guess. She was your... 89 00:04:10,913 --> 00:04:12,832 A hooker, yes, but what she really wants to do 90 00:04:12,915 --> 00:04:14,583 - is wait tables. 91 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:16,627 Well, I, for one, would love to meet 92 00:04:16,710 --> 00:04:18,004 the aspiring food-service worker 93 00:04:18,087 --> 00:04:19,839 who finally gets you to settle down. 94 00:04:19,922 --> 00:04:21,924 What? Why would I want to settle down? 95 00:04:22,008 --> 00:04:24,259 I'm 50. 96 00:04:24,343 --> 00:04:26,720 - Yeah, anyway... - So I'm sending the first draft 97 00:04:26,804 --> 00:04:28,263 of the book to Pinky this afternoon. 98 00:04:28,347 --> 00:04:30,850 - What? It's done? - Not yet. Almost. 99 00:04:30,933 --> 00:04:33,519 I'm excited for you to read it, 100 00:04:33,602 --> 00:04:35,521 but I'm also cripplingly nervous. 101 00:04:35,604 --> 00:04:37,481 I actually kind of feel like throwing up, 102 00:04:37,564 --> 00:04:39,274 but I can't throw up because I haven't had anything to eat 103 00:04:39,358 --> 00:04:41,443 because this lady won't let me in my own kitchen. 104 00:04:41,527 --> 00:04:43,154 Cast and crew only. 105 00:04:43,237 --> 00:04:45,198 Listen, if reading a book you wrote is anywhere near 106 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,407 as great as it is to actually spend time with you, 107 00:04:47,491 --> 00:04:49,535 I'm sure it's gonna be wonderful. 108 00:04:49,618 --> 00:04:51,662 Having said that, what do I know about books? 109 00:04:51,745 --> 00:04:53,664 I'm just a dumb actor. 110 00:04:55,249 --> 00:04:58,919 I'm here with Hollywoo darling Naomi Watts. 111 00:04:59,003 --> 00:05:01,338 Tell me, what attracted you to the role of Diane? 112 00:05:01,421 --> 00:05:03,090 I just keep getting pigeonholed 113 00:05:03,174 --> 00:05:05,634 as these complex characters in highly acclaimed movies. 114 00:05:05,718 --> 00:05:07,720 For once, I would just love to phone it in 115 00:05:07,803 --> 00:05:09,763 and play a two-dimensional girl in a rom com 116 00:05:09,847 --> 00:05:11,557 with no inner life of her own. 117 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,976 That's kind of the reason I got into this business. 118 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:15,936 Ha ha! You said words. 119 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:19,481 Now, is it true you stay in character between takes? 120 00:05:19,565 --> 00:05:22,193 Oh, we all do. The director insists upon it. 121 00:05:22,276 --> 00:05:24,904 He even has everyone calling me Diane 122 00:05:24,987 --> 00:05:26,864 to help me get in the headspace. 123 00:05:26,947 --> 00:05:28,490 It's been great. 124 00:05:28,574 --> 00:05:29,616 Diane, looking good. 125 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:31,577 - Um, thanks. - Ugh, not you. 126 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:32,661 I was talking to Diane. 127 00:05:32,745 --> 00:05:34,121 Oh, thank you. 128 00:05:34,205 --> 00:05:35,248 Now, where's my peanut butter? 129 00:05:35,330 --> 00:05:36,707 Right over here, Q. 130 00:05:36,790 --> 00:05:37,833 No, I'm looking for peanut butter. 131 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:39,334 Oh, you mean BoJack? 132 00:05:39,418 --> 00:05:41,295 If I wanted BoJack, I would call BoJack. 133 00:05:41,378 --> 00:05:43,297 Did someone call for BoJack? 134 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:46,175 It really cuts down on confusion. 135 00:05:48,552 --> 00:05:51,805 Ah, show business, the great equalizer. 136 00:05:51,889 --> 00:05:53,515 Is that what it is? 137 00:05:53,599 --> 00:05:55,142 Todd, spritz me. 138 00:05:55,226 --> 00:05:57,603 - Spritzing. - Mm, mm, mm. 139 00:05:57,686 --> 00:05:59,021 Well spritzed. 140 00:05:59,105 --> 00:06:00,814 Have you ever been on a movie set before? 141 00:06:00,898 --> 00:06:02,649 No, sir, Mr. Peanutbutter. 142 00:06:02,733 --> 00:06:06,153 Please, Mr. Peanutbutter was my father's name. 143 00:06:06,237 --> 00:06:08,281 - Uh... - And it's also my name! 144 00:06:09,656 --> 00:06:11,242 Ooh, speaking of Mr. Peanutbutter, 145 00:06:11,325 --> 00:06:12,910 I'll be back in a jiff, skippy. 146 00:06:12,993 --> 00:06:14,954 Keep that air spritzed for me. 147 00:06:15,037 --> 00:06:16,622 Aloha, kemosabe. 148 00:06:16,705 --> 00:06:19,166 Hey, allow me to put on my producer hat 149 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:21,460 and produce you just for one second here. 150 00:06:21,543 --> 00:06:23,921 I have a few notes on how you're playing me. 151 00:06:24,004 --> 00:06:26,173 Let's see. 152 00:06:26,299 --> 00:06:28,175 Problems, problems, problems, ah, here we go. 153 00:06:28,259 --> 00:06:30,928 I find it really troubling that my movie self 154 00:06:31,011 --> 00:06:33,430 is wearing a crew neck T-shirt. 155 00:06:33,513 --> 00:06:34,932 I only wear V-necks. 156 00:06:35,015 --> 00:06:36,475 You see the problem. 157 00:06:36,558 --> 00:06:38,144 - I do not. - I just think if we're telling 158 00:06:38,227 --> 00:06:40,313 the story, we should tell it how it really happened. 159 00:06:40,395 --> 00:06:42,689 Yeah, this whole story isn't how it really happened. 160 00:06:42,773 --> 00:06:44,566 Right... 161 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:46,026 because of the shirts. 162 00:06:46,110 --> 00:06:47,694 Because I'm the one who stole the D. 163 00:06:47,778 --> 00:06:49,029 I'm the real hero here. 164 00:06:49,113 --> 00:06:50,697 My life is full of exciting adventures. 165 00:06:50,781 --> 00:06:51,782 I should write a book. 166 00:06:51,865 --> 00:06:53,450 Oh, wait. I did. 167 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:55,077 Suck on that, society. 168 00:06:55,161 --> 00:06:56,620 Hey, you're in a mood. 169 00:06:56,703 --> 00:06:58,331 Perhaps the tightness of that crew neck 170 00:06:58,413 --> 00:07:00,415 is cutting off circulation to the brain? 171 00:07:00,499 --> 00:07:02,126 Let me talk to Donna in wardrobe. 172 00:07:02,209 --> 00:07:03,627 We're gonna fix this, buddy. 173 00:07:03,710 --> 00:07:04,711 Donna! 174 00:07:08,341 --> 00:07:09,549 What are you doing? 175 00:07:09,633 --> 00:07:12,719 I'm just trying to get inside my character, which is you. 176 00:07:12,803 --> 00:07:14,221 Is this how we move our arms? 177 00:07:14,305 --> 00:07:15,681 We're so weird. 178 00:07:15,764 --> 00:07:16,974 Is this really necessary? 179 00:07:17,057 --> 00:07:18,600 Is this really necessary? 180 00:07:18,684 --> 00:07:19,893 That's not what I sound like. 181 00:07:19,977 --> 00:07:21,728 That's not mut mi sound mike. 182 00:07:21,812 --> 00:07:23,730 Hey, what's it been like since we got married? 183 00:07:23,814 --> 00:07:26,108 Is it everything we dreamed of since we were little? 184 00:07:26,192 --> 00:07:28,027 When I was little, I dreamed of getting 185 00:07:28,110 --> 00:07:30,154 a MacArthur grant for my 'zine about how all the girls 186 00:07:30,237 --> 00:07:31,655 at school were bitches. 187 00:07:31,738 --> 00:07:34,116 - Oh. - Look, the wedding was great. 188 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,160 But that's not real life. 189 00:07:36,243 --> 00:07:37,786 I mean, I guess I got a happy ending, 190 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:39,788 but every happy ending has the day after 191 00:07:39,872 --> 00:07:41,040 the happy ending, right? 192 00:07:41,123 --> 00:07:42,249 And the day after that. 193 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,584 So the wedding was so much fun. 194 00:07:44,668 --> 00:07:46,086 It was the happiest day of my life. 195 00:07:46,170 --> 00:07:47,671 But, you know, what does that say 196 00:07:47,754 --> 00:07:49,756 about all the days I have left? 197 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:50,966 Whoa. 198 00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:54,303 We're such a Zoe. 199 00:07:55,846 --> 00:07:57,181 Oh, Todd, glad you're here. 200 00:07:57,264 --> 00:07:58,265 Hold this. 201 00:07:58,891 --> 00:08:00,142 Todd, my jacket is on the floor. 202 00:08:00,226 --> 00:08:01,518 You're supposed to hold the jacket 203 00:08:01,601 --> 00:08:03,103 so it doesn't go on the floor. 204 00:08:03,187 --> 00:08:06,440 Hey, sorry, BoJack... I mean, uh, Mr. Peanutbutter. 205 00:08:06,523 --> 00:08:08,901 But I work for Mr. Peanutbutter now. 206 00:08:08,984 --> 00:08:11,820 - I mean, uh, Mr. Peanutbutter. - Ugh. 207 00:08:11,904 --> 00:08:13,447 I can't believe I'm on a movie set, you know? 208 00:08:13,530 --> 00:08:16,116 I mean, this is my first chance to work on something big 209 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,785 since my rock opera fell apart. 210 00:08:18,869 --> 00:08:22,248 Man, I really messed up that huge career opportunity 211 00:08:22,331 --> 00:08:23,416 all on my own, didn't I? 212 00:08:23,498 --> 00:08:24,541 Uh... 213 00:08:24,624 --> 00:08:29,922 Nothing sabotaged me one bit. 214 00:08:30,005 --> 00:08:31,006 Yep. 215 00:08:31,090 --> 00:08:32,091 You said it. 216 00:08:32,174 --> 00:08:34,634 Well, see you later. 217 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:38,347 Where can I grab a nosh? 218 00:08:38,431 --> 00:08:40,391 Oh, craft services is in the kitchen. 219 00:08:40,474 --> 00:08:42,476 Up the driveway, through the living room, make a left. 220 00:08:42,601 --> 00:08:44,519 - Can't miss it. - I'm gonna grab a quick bite. 221 00:08:44,603 --> 00:08:47,022 Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone. 222 00:08:47,106 --> 00:08:49,275 Okay, fellas, here's the thing about the story. 223 00:08:49,358 --> 00:08:50,650 I don't buy it. 224 00:08:50,734 --> 00:08:52,111 It's like something's missing, 225 00:08:52,194 --> 00:08:53,737 but I can't put any of my fingers on it. 226 00:08:53,820 --> 00:08:55,822 Um, maybe once we add the music... 227 00:08:55,906 --> 00:08:57,032 The music? Are you kidding me? 228 00:08:57,116 --> 00:08:58,325 Music? You're fired. 229 00:08:58,409 --> 00:08:59,576 What dumb shit brought this dumb shit? 230 00:08:59,659 --> 00:09:00,660 Okay, you're fired too. 231 00:09:00,744 --> 00:09:02,037 Oh, okay. 232 00:09:02,121 --> 00:09:04,664 Anyone else got any bright ideas? 233 00:09:04,748 --> 00:09:06,041 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 234 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:08,961 Hey, maybe it make it more Diane-y? 235 00:09:09,044 --> 00:09:11,004 - Um, excuse me? - I don't know. 236 00:09:11,088 --> 00:09:13,215 This is probably stupid, but the whole story's 237 00:09:13,299 --> 00:09:15,509 about how this guy's in love with this lady, right? 238 00:09:15,592 --> 00:09:18,887 But we don't even know who she is or what she wants. 239 00:09:18,971 --> 00:09:21,348 I mean, maybe give her more lines or words 240 00:09:21,432 --> 00:09:23,683 or, I don't know, feelings or whatever? 241 00:09:23,767 --> 00:09:24,768 What? 242 00:09:24,851 --> 00:09:26,770 He's new. He doesn't know the rules. 243 00:09:26,853 --> 00:09:29,148 Forgive him, mighty Caesar. 244 00:09:34,027 --> 00:09:35,570 Yes. Yeah. 245 00:09:35,654 --> 00:09:36,655 I love you. 246 00:09:36,738 --> 00:09:37,739 Who is this kid? 247 00:09:37,823 --> 00:09:39,074 You're a genius. 248 00:09:39,158 --> 00:09:40,242 - I'm gonna kiss your face. - What? 249 00:09:40,326 --> 00:09:42,244 Oh! 250 00:09:42,328 --> 00:09:43,662 Come back to my web. 251 00:09:43,745 --> 00:09:45,080 Let's talk about Diane's feelings 252 00:09:45,164 --> 00:09:46,540 and make this baby sing. 253 00:09:46,623 --> 00:09:49,042 Hey, Todd, talk to him about the wardrobe, 254 00:09:49,126 --> 00:09:51,044 specifically the top half of the wardrobe, 255 00:09:51,128 --> 00:09:53,922 specifically the shirt part of the top half of the wardrobe, 256 00:09:54,006 --> 00:09:57,176 specifically the neck part of the shirt part of the wardrobe. 257 00:09:59,303 --> 00:10:00,679 Ugh. What now? 258 00:10:00,762 --> 00:10:02,473 I'm sick of this dog and pony show. 259 00:10:02,556 --> 00:10:04,057 The movie is dumb. 260 00:10:04,141 --> 00:10:05,809 Mr. Peanutbutter is annoying the shit out of me, 261 00:10:05,892 --> 00:10:07,436 and there's too much honeydew in the fruit bowl. 262 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,104 Blech. Honeydew is garbage fruit. 263 00:10:09,188 --> 00:10:11,315 Also, why is BoJack being played by an old, nebbishy 264 00:10:11,398 --> 00:10:12,399 five-foot-tall bald guy? 265 00:10:12,483 --> 00:10:13,817 Is that how the world sees me? 266 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:14,901 Oh, I see. 267 00:10:14,985 --> 00:10:17,321 So I can play Vanya on 42nd Street, 268 00:10:17,404 --> 00:10:20,324 but I'm not a deft-enough talent to capture the essence 269 00:10:20,407 --> 00:10:22,409 of the elusive BoJack Horseman. 270 00:10:22,493 --> 00:10:26,497 So sorry to offend you, sir. 271 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:28,415 I'm just glad my book's coming out soon 272 00:10:28,499 --> 00:10:30,376 so people will get an opportunity to see 273 00:10:30,459 --> 00:10:31,918 the real BoJack Horseman. 274 00:10:32,002 --> 00:10:33,546 Oh, are you coming out with a book? 275 00:10:33,628 --> 00:10:34,838 You never mentioned it. 276 00:10:34,921 --> 00:10:36,089 Plus, Todd's being super weird. 277 00:10:36,173 --> 00:10:37,216 I think he's onto me. 278 00:10:37,299 --> 00:10:38,342 Onto you in regards to what? 279 00:10:38,425 --> 00:10:40,052 Oh, right, I didn't tell you. 280 00:10:40,135 --> 00:10:42,721 I sabotaged his rock opera by getting him readdicted 281 00:10:42,804 --> 00:10:44,764 to a video game because I didn't want him to move out. 282 00:10:44,848 --> 00:10:46,517 Jesus Christ, BoJack. 283 00:10:46,641 --> 00:10:48,727 Anyway, I think he knows and might be plotting 284 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:50,187 to sabotage me back. 285 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:52,064 Why is it that 90% of our conversations 286 00:10:52,147 --> 00:10:54,274 these days revolve around plotting sabotages? 287 00:10:54,358 --> 00:10:55,984 Are you saying I should plot a countersabotage? 288 00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:57,861 No, no more plotting. 289 00:10:57,944 --> 00:11:00,155 Just be a good soldier and do your job. 290 00:11:00,239 --> 00:11:01,532 Nobody is out to get you. 291 00:11:02,699 --> 00:11:04,284 Have you seen the new draft? 292 00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:06,370 They took it all off you and put it on me. 293 00:11:06,453 --> 00:11:07,746 What? 294 00:11:07,829 --> 00:11:10,249 Apparently some dickweed named Todd 295 00:11:10,332 --> 00:11:12,543 decided I should be three-dimensional 296 00:11:12,626 --> 00:11:14,461 and you should have no lines. 297 00:11:14,545 --> 00:11:16,505 Ugh. Isn't this town sick of creating 298 00:11:16,589 --> 00:11:18,798 three-dimensional roles for women? 299 00:11:18,882 --> 00:11:20,634 This happens to me all the time! 300 00:11:20,717 --> 00:11:23,762 A.O. Scott is sick of talking about how brilliant I am. 301 00:11:23,845 --> 00:11:25,931 Todd. 302 00:11:26,014 --> 00:11:27,724 I guess what I've been saying 303 00:11:27,807 --> 00:11:30,727 for the last seven uninterrupted minutes is, 304 00:11:30,810 --> 00:11:34,731 how can I forgive my father if I can't forgive myself? 305 00:11:34,814 --> 00:11:36,358 True dat. 306 00:11:36,442 --> 00:11:39,694 But none of that matters, because we bring out 307 00:11:39,778 --> 00:11:41,447 the best in each other. 308 00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:46,118 I'm the chocolate, and you're Mr. Peanutbutter! 309 00:11:46,201 --> 00:11:48,287 - True dat. - Mwah! 310 00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:50,163 Cut! Amazing. 311 00:11:50,247 --> 00:11:52,249 This is the movie that I wanted to make. 312 00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:53,333 This is gonna be great. 313 00:11:53,417 --> 00:11:55,210 - Oh, my God, I'm so... - Ugh, what kind of idiot 314 00:11:55,294 --> 00:11:57,671 puts food on top of a hill? 315 00:11:57,754 --> 00:12:00,591 Hey, so I guess now that the movie's all about Diane, 316 00:12:00,674 --> 00:12:03,636 I really need to dig deep and get to know the real you. 317 00:12:03,718 --> 00:12:07,264 So let's talk and talk and talk until I am you 318 00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:09,224 and you are nothing but a hollowed-out husk 319 00:12:09,308 --> 00:12:11,851 of your former self and every thought and every feeling 320 00:12:11,935 --> 00:12:15,730 you ever had belongs to me and me alone. 321 00:12:15,814 --> 00:12:19,568 So do we like Sprite, or are we more of a 7-Up girl? 322 00:12:19,652 --> 00:12:22,237 Uh, that all sounds great. 323 00:12:22,321 --> 00:12:24,823 But, you know, the person you should really be talking to 324 00:12:24,906 --> 00:12:26,575 is that guy. 325 00:12:26,659 --> 00:12:28,827 - Yeah, okay, I'm done. - Diane loves talking to him. 326 00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:30,412 They have great rapport. 327 00:12:30,496 --> 00:12:34,040 In fact, Diane could spend all day talking to him 328 00:12:34,124 --> 00:12:36,627 and never talk to me again. 329 00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:41,089 Oh, I get it, because Diane doesn't talk to Diane. 330 00:12:41,173 --> 00:12:44,217 - Diane talks to... - Anybody else. 331 00:12:44,301 --> 00:12:45,802 Hey, Todd, remember that time 332 00:12:45,885 --> 00:12:47,429 when you wouldn't clean up your shit? 333 00:12:47,513 --> 00:12:48,888 That was hilarious. 334 00:12:48,972 --> 00:12:50,890 - We've had some good times. - Oh. Hi. 335 00:12:50,974 --> 00:12:52,726 So I was thinking, I have some... 336 00:12:52,851 --> 00:12:55,688 pretty sloppy seconds left over from P.F. Chang's 337 00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:57,981 in the fridge, and I don't think that I want it anymore. 338 00:12:58,064 --> 00:12:59,316 Maybe tonight you could eat it. 339 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:00,942 Friendly gesture because we're friends. 340 00:13:01,026 --> 00:13:02,986 - Uh... - Oh-oh, there's my guy. 341 00:13:03,069 --> 00:13:05,238 I heard you had a few more thoughts about the script. 342 00:13:05,322 --> 00:13:06,323 I do. 343 00:13:06,406 --> 00:13:09,075 I was just thinking, what if we made the BoJack character 344 00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:11,119 into a real shithead? 345 00:13:11,203 --> 00:13:13,330 - Is that really necessary? - I don't think it's necessary. 346 00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:17,042 Yeah, let's... Let's make him be a real selfish asshole 347 00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:19,294 so the audience has someone to root against. 348 00:13:19,378 --> 00:13:20,671 You're probably right. 349 00:13:20,754 --> 00:13:21,963 Let's take another swing at the script 350 00:13:22,047 --> 00:13:23,507 and give BoJack more to do. 351 00:13:23,590 --> 00:13:25,050 Now, when you say, "Give BoJack more to do"... 352 00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:26,593 Not now, Mr. Peanutbutter. 353 00:13:26,677 --> 00:13:28,554 And also, now that I'm thinking about it, 354 00:13:28,637 --> 00:13:32,349 why does the movie have to take place on Earth? 355 00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:35,060 You are blowing my head. 356 00:13:35,143 --> 00:13:36,936 - I hope you like Oscars. - Honeydew? 357 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:39,064 More like, "Honey, do I enjoy eating it? 358 00:13:39,147 --> 00:13:40,982 Yes, I do." Right? 359 00:13:41,066 --> 00:13:43,068 Not right, and I would love to go through all the reasons why, 360 00:13:43,151 --> 00:13:44,611 but I've got bigger concerns right now. 361 00:13:44,695 --> 00:13:46,821 - Honeydew, go on. - Did you notice 362 00:13:46,905 --> 00:13:48,615 that the Mr. Peanutbutter part has been cut in half? 363 00:13:48,699 --> 00:13:51,326 - What is happening to our movie? - I thought you hated the movie. 364 00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:53,286 Yeah, I do, but if I'm gonna be in a dumb movie 365 00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:54,705 I hate that makes no sense, 366 00:13:54,788 --> 00:13:56,456 I should at least be the star of it. 367 00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:59,918 Look, I agree that this movie has really lost its way. 368 00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:02,337 I mean, first of all, why would Mr. Peanutbutter 369 00:14:02,421 --> 00:14:04,172 wear a crew neck T-shirt? 370 00:14:04,256 --> 00:14:06,841 And second of all, uh... 371 00:14:06,925 --> 00:14:08,301 It's just the shirt, isn't it? 372 00:14:08,385 --> 00:14:09,553 It doesn't make sense. 373 00:14:09,636 --> 00:14:10,887 I'm a V-neck man. 374 00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:12,681 A V you can put your sunglasses in. 375 00:14:12,765 --> 00:14:14,224 Can you do that with a crew neck? 376 00:14:14,307 --> 00:14:16,059 Because I'd like to see you tr... 377 00:14:16,142 --> 00:14:17,936 Whoa. 378 00:14:21,273 --> 00:14:22,274 Bagel. 379 00:14:22,775 --> 00:14:24,818 Thanks so much for running this scene with me. 380 00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:26,903 I have so many lines to learn. 381 00:14:26,986 --> 00:14:29,322 Yeah, well, most of my lines are, "True dat," 382 00:14:29,406 --> 00:14:31,408 but I guess it never hurts to practice. 383 00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:34,536 The citizens of Planet D want their king back. 384 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:37,247 But I'm more concerned with getting my self-esteem back 385 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:40,500 after being in the shadow of powerful men for so long. 386 00:14:40,584 --> 00:14:41,668 True dat. 387 00:14:41,752 --> 00:14:43,002 Is it just me, or is this movie 388 00:14:43,086 --> 00:14:44,671 kind of flying off the rails? 389 00:14:44,755 --> 00:14:46,673 Well, I don't want to overuse my catchphrase here, 390 00:14:46,757 --> 00:14:48,133 but true dat. 391 00:14:48,216 --> 00:14:49,843 This is so typical. 392 00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:52,262 I just wanted to do something light and fun 393 00:14:52,345 --> 00:14:56,933 to distract me from the deep well of sadness that is my life. 394 00:14:57,016 --> 00:14:58,769 You probably wouldn't understand. 395 00:14:58,852 --> 00:15:00,228 Oh, puh-lease. 396 00:15:00,312 --> 00:15:02,105 I'm so deep down a well of sadness 397 00:15:02,188 --> 00:15:05,233 that Baby Jessica is like, "Damn." 398 00:15:05,317 --> 00:15:07,944 Shut up and kiss me, you miserable goof. 399 00:15:08,027 --> 00:15:09,321 What? 400 00:15:09,404 --> 00:15:12,365 Oh. Okay. Mwah. 401 00:15:12,449 --> 00:15:14,075 Pop this in a drawer. 402 00:15:14,159 --> 00:15:17,036 Huh? 403 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,790 - This is good, baby. 404 00:15:19,873 --> 00:15:21,333 Oh, this is amazing. 405 00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:23,376 Naomi, I haven't felt like this since... 406 00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:24,544 No, no, shh, shh, shh! 407 00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:26,755 Call me Diane. 408 00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:30,342 Okay, got my bagel. 409 00:15:30,425 --> 00:15:31,926 Now back to work. 410 00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:33,804 Hey, guys. 411 00:15:33,887 --> 00:15:35,305 Hey, guys! 412 00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:38,975 Wow, wow. 413 00:15:39,058 --> 00:15:41,854 So you guys really hit it off, huh? 414 00:15:41,936 --> 00:15:43,355 That's awesome. 415 00:15:43,438 --> 00:15:44,857 Want to do some hand stuff in the bathroom 416 00:15:44,939 --> 00:15:45,940 before we go down to set? 417 00:15:46,024 --> 00:15:47,317 You read my mind. 418 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,904 Now, kiss me some sour cream. 419 00:15:50,987 --> 00:15:52,823 Hey, so I finished the book 420 00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:54,658 and sent the draft to the publishers. 421 00:15:54,741 --> 00:15:55,742 What? My book is ready? 422 00:15:55,826 --> 00:15:56,827 Let me read it. Can I read it? 423 00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:58,871 Call Pinky. 424 00:15:58,953 --> 00:16:00,831 He'll probably send you a copy as soon as he's done with it. 425 00:16:00,914 --> 00:16:02,457 All right! You hang tight, baby. 426 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:04,083 I got an instant classic to read. 427 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:05,168 Keep the engine running, though, 428 00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:06,712 because if I know me, this book is gonna give me 429 00:16:06,795 --> 00:16:08,004 a pretty big erection. 430 00:16:08,087 --> 00:16:09,840 Okay, enjoy! Keep an open mind. 431 00:16:09,923 --> 00:16:11,550 You'll love it. It's a work in progress. 432 00:16:14,469 --> 00:16:15,554 Hello. Penguin Publishing. 433 00:16:15,637 --> 00:16:17,138 Unless this is that loan shark, 434 00:16:17,222 --> 00:16:18,973 in which case, Johnny's House of Noodles. 435 00:16:19,057 --> 00:16:20,684 May I interest you in our bento lunch box? 436 00:16:20,975 --> 00:16:22,268 Pinky, it's me. 437 00:16:22,352 --> 00:16:23,603 Let me read the book. Give me, give me, give me. 438 00:16:23,687 --> 00:16:25,480 Okay, okay, now, I should warn you, 439 00:16:25,564 --> 00:16:29,067 it's not quite what we expected, but it is good. 440 00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:30,819 I'm telling you, this could really sell. 441 00:16:30,903 --> 00:16:32,445 I might actually get to see my kids again. 442 00:16:32,529 --> 00:16:33,530 Great. Send it over. 443 00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:34,989 I'll read it right now. 444 00:16:35,073 --> 00:16:36,742 All right, I sent it, but just remember... 445 00:16:36,825 --> 00:16:39,327 To set my expectations sky-high? 446 00:16:39,411 --> 00:16:40,787 - Way ahead of you. 447 00:16:40,871 --> 00:16:43,289 All right, book, let's see what you got. 448 00:16:43,373 --> 00:16:46,209 BoJack, this is you. 449 00:16:46,292 --> 00:16:47,836 One Trick Pony? 450 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,671 "The first time I met BoJack Horseman, 451 00:16:49,755 --> 00:16:51,464 he was puking cotton candy off the deck 452 00:16:51,548 --> 00:16:53,216 of his lavish house in the Hills, 453 00:16:53,299 --> 00:16:55,176 the lights of the city twinkling below us. 454 00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:57,053 The Make-A-Wish kids will not soon forget 455 00:16:57,136 --> 00:16:59,264 the time the great BoJack Horseman 456 00:16:59,347 --> 00:17:02,475 referred to their parents as 'a bunch of used jizz bags.' 457 00:17:02,559 --> 00:17:05,520 He filled the air with words, terrified of silence, 458 00:17:05,604 --> 00:17:07,856 as one often is who is smart enough to recognize 459 00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:11,359 his many personal failings but unwilling or unable 460 00:17:11,443 --> 00:17:13,111 to take the steps required to fix them. 461 00:17:13,194 --> 00:17:15,739 Got out of the car, stepped out toward the coast, 462 00:17:15,822 --> 00:17:17,574 and looked across the water, 463 00:17:17,657 --> 00:17:21,160 and for a moment, he said nothing." 464 00:17:21,244 --> 00:17:23,246 What the shit was that? 465 00:17:24,247 --> 00:17:25,958 What the shit is this? 466 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,042 It's a phone. Well, a tiny computer, really. 467 00:17:28,126 --> 00:17:29,586 I mean, amazing what technology can... 468 00:17:29,669 --> 00:17:31,212 You were supposed to ghostwrite my memoir, 469 00:17:31,296 --> 00:17:32,923 but instead you wrote a story about how you spent 470 00:17:33,006 --> 00:17:35,508 six months with me and saw what a big, dumb loser I am. 471 00:17:35,592 --> 00:17:37,761 Well, I realized that the best way 472 00:17:37,844 --> 00:17:40,013 to fully capture you, warts and all... 473 00:17:40,096 --> 00:17:41,932 This isn't warts and all. It's just warts. 474 00:17:42,015 --> 00:17:42,975 Where's the all? 475 00:17:43,057 --> 00:17:44,643 I come off like a total asshole. 476 00:17:44,726 --> 00:17:47,520 You come off as complex and deeply troubled 477 00:17:47,604 --> 00:17:48,939 but ultimately sympathetic. 478 00:17:49,022 --> 00:17:50,816 You might be too close to see that. 479 00:17:50,899 --> 00:17:53,359 There's an entire chapter about me eating apple fritters. 480 00:17:53,443 --> 00:17:55,028 You did go through that fritter phase. 481 00:17:55,111 --> 00:17:56,446 Is this book how you see me? 482 00:17:56,529 --> 00:17:57,906 That day we ran errands together, 483 00:17:57,990 --> 00:17:59,240 I thought that we had a really good time, 484 00:17:59,324 --> 00:18:00,826 but you just wrote about how I cried 485 00:18:00,909 --> 00:18:02,577 because the dry cleaner took my head shot down. 486 00:18:02,661 --> 00:18:04,078 You were very emotional. 487 00:18:04,162 --> 00:18:05,914 They didn't even replace me with anyone. 488 00:18:05,998 --> 00:18:08,082 Now it's just a faded spot where my face used to be. 489 00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:10,084 This will actually do wonders for your career. 490 00:18:10,168 --> 00:18:11,503 Trust me. 491 00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:13,463 I mean, you're just a dumb actor 492 00:18:13,546 --> 00:18:15,089 who doesn't know anything about books, right? 493 00:18:15,173 --> 00:18:17,009 - What? 494 00:18:17,091 --> 00:18:18,301 Remember? From before? 495 00:18:18,384 --> 00:18:19,761 Oh, I don't think you understand 496 00:18:19,845 --> 00:18:20,846 what's happening here. 497 00:18:20,929 --> 00:18:23,222 This is not a casual conversation between friends. 498 00:18:23,306 --> 00:18:25,851 This is your boss telling his employee 499 00:18:25,934 --> 00:18:27,393 that she did a bad job. 500 00:18:27,477 --> 00:18:29,437 - Try again. - What? 501 00:18:29,521 --> 00:18:31,397 Start over, but do it right this time. 502 00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:33,900 Nobody is ever gonna see this. 503 00:18:35,068 --> 00:18:37,236 - Ugh! 504 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,948 - Diane? 505 00:18:40,032 --> 00:18:42,034 Hey, Wayne, you still work for BuzzFeed? 506 00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:43,326 Um, yes. 507 00:18:43,409 --> 00:18:44,828 'Cause I got something that's gonna get you 508 00:18:44,911 --> 00:18:48,540 a shit-ton of hearts or digs or smileys 509 00:18:48,623 --> 00:18:51,751 or whatever the hell you measure your journalism with. 510 00:18:51,835 --> 00:18:53,419 Curses! 511 00:18:53,503 --> 00:18:56,339 My evil plan has been defeated, but I'll be back. 512 00:18:56,422 --> 00:18:57,757 You haven't heard the last 513 00:18:57,841 --> 00:19:01,053 of Evil Emperor BoJackitron Horsemaniac. 514 00:19:01,177 --> 00:19:02,178 Oh, no! 515 00:19:02,261 --> 00:19:03,763 You shot a laser at me! 516 00:19:03,847 --> 00:19:05,682 Oh, no! I'm dying. 517 00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:08,101 Oh, no, I'm dead. 518 00:19:08,226 --> 00:19:10,062 And so now that we've escaped 519 00:19:10,144 --> 00:19:12,480 the evil clutches of the emperor, 520 00:19:12,564 --> 00:19:15,233 I'm free to assume my natural form, 521 00:19:15,316 --> 00:19:17,819 an all-knowing floating orb of light? 522 00:19:17,903 --> 00:19:18,945 True dat. 523 00:19:19,029 --> 00:19:20,572 - Cut, cut. 524 00:19:20,655 --> 00:19:21,990 Come on, guys, this is ridiculous. 525 00:19:22,074 --> 00:19:23,909 Is this even a movie anymore? 526 00:19:23,992 --> 00:19:26,912 Oh, maybe it isn't a movie. 527 00:19:26,995 --> 00:19:29,539 Yeah, maybe it's an immersive smartphone app 528 00:19:29,622 --> 00:19:34,377 or a 21st-century approach to 360-degree media envelopment. 529 00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:38,339 Yeah, or maybe it's just, like, a feeling, you know? 530 00:19:38,423 --> 00:19:40,133 - We've got work to do. - Yeah, yeah. 531 00:19:40,216 --> 00:19:42,552 - Oh, my God, this is so good. - Oh, this is gonna be awesome. 532 00:19:42,635 --> 00:19:43,845 Yes! Go, Todd. 533 00:19:43,929 --> 00:19:45,263 Hello? 534 00:19:45,346 --> 00:19:46,639 Are you just gonna leave me like this? 535 00:19:46,723 --> 00:19:47,724 Anyone? 536 00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:49,768 Ah! 537 00:19:49,851 --> 00:19:51,227 Oh, good. You're here. 538 00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,687 Oh, hi, BoJack. 539 00:19:52,771 --> 00:19:54,313 This whole day's been a shit show. 540 00:19:54,397 --> 00:19:56,149 The book turned out to be a total hatchet job. 541 00:19:56,232 --> 00:19:57,650 The movie's a disaster. 542 00:19:57,734 --> 00:20:00,153 But thank God I have one good thing in my life, 543 00:20:00,236 --> 00:20:01,279 and that's you. 544 00:20:01,362 --> 00:20:02,739 BoJack, I... 545 00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:04,783 Please let me say this before I lose my nerve. 546 00:20:04,866 --> 00:20:06,910 I spent 50 years roaming the countryside 547 00:20:06,993 --> 00:20:09,537 as a wild stallion, but I am tired of the rodeo, 548 00:20:09,621 --> 00:20:11,123 and I'm finally ready to saddle up. 549 00:20:11,205 --> 00:20:12,206 BoJack... 550 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,750 I guess what I'm trying to say is, 551 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:16,044 this mustang wants to rest his head in the comforts 552 00:20:16,128 --> 00:20:17,503 of your spacious barn. 553 00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:18,797 Uh, what? 554 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,423 I'm in love with you, Naomi. 555 00:20:20,506 --> 00:20:21,758 BoJack, they fired me 556 00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:24,427 and replaced me with a ball on a stick. 557 00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:25,511 I'm so sorry. 558 00:20:25,595 --> 00:20:27,139 But look at the bright side. 559 00:20:27,221 --> 00:20:29,348 Now you and I can just hang out and talk about feelings. 560 00:20:29,432 --> 00:20:32,018 No, but you're not getting it. Boys never get it. 561 00:20:32,102 --> 00:20:34,896 BoJack, I was in character as Diane, 562 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:38,108 and as Diane, we had a real connection. 563 00:20:38,191 --> 00:20:40,735 But now that I'm off the movie, I'm Naomi again, 564 00:20:40,819 --> 00:20:44,363 and Naomi is not interested in BoJack Horseman. 565 00:20:44,447 --> 00:20:46,992 In fact, she thinks he's kind of gross. 566 00:20:47,075 --> 00:20:49,410 So I didn't fall in love with Naomi Watts? 567 00:20:49,494 --> 00:20:50,495 No. 568 00:20:50,578 --> 00:20:52,080 You fell in love with Diane. 569 00:20:52,164 --> 00:20:54,582 Naomi what? 570 00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:56,292 Good-bye, BoJack. 571 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,376 Ugh. 572 00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:59,879 See? Nothing. 573 00:21:03,299 --> 00:21:04,801 What's going on? Why are they packing up? 574 00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:06,970 Oh, glad you're here. This is exciting. 575 00:21:07,053 --> 00:21:08,888 Since we last talked, this film has gone through 576 00:21:08,972 --> 00:21:10,890 - so many permutations. - So many. 577 00:21:10,974 --> 00:21:12,600 First, we reimagined the whole film 578 00:21:12,684 --> 00:21:15,187 as an interactive social-media experience. 579 00:21:15,269 --> 00:21:16,771 Those are the dumbest words I've ever heard. 580 00:21:16,855 --> 00:21:17,856 I know. 581 00:21:17,939 --> 00:21:19,774 So we realized it was actually 582 00:21:19,858 --> 00:21:21,526 more of a floating art installation, 583 00:21:21,609 --> 00:21:23,195 but that didn't feel right either. 584 00:21:23,277 --> 00:21:24,821 We thought, is it a high-end perfume? 585 00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:26,739 A series of interrelated fortune cookies? 586 00:21:26,823 --> 00:21:29,742 A hat that if you turn it upside down, it's a boat? 587 00:21:29,826 --> 00:21:32,245 - No, it's none of those things. - Exactly. 588 00:21:32,328 --> 00:21:34,372 That's why we finally settled on this. 589 00:21:34,455 --> 00:21:35,456 Voilà! 590 00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:36,958 What am I looking at? 591 00:21:37,042 --> 00:21:40,212 It is a bimonthly curated box of snacks. 592 00:21:40,294 --> 00:21:41,420 I don't know what that means. 593 00:21:41,504 --> 00:21:43,006 I know. It's confusing. 594 00:21:43,089 --> 00:21:44,757 Not the bimonthly that means twice a month, 595 00:21:44,841 --> 00:21:47,260 the bimonthly that means every other month, 596 00:21:47,343 --> 00:21:50,138 and each time it's a different box of snacks. 597 00:21:50,222 --> 00:21:52,431 This is the future of cinema. 598 00:21:52,515 --> 00:21:56,519 You guys, finally, my story has been told. 599 00:21:56,602 --> 00:21:59,397 Okay, that's a wrap, everyone. 600 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,400 Thanks for making this box of snacks a reality. 601 00:22:02,483 --> 00:22:03,484 Let's go home. 602 00:22:05,403 --> 00:22:08,198 What the hell happened to the movie? 603 00:22:08,281 --> 00:22:11,743 Shit, there were snacks here the whole time? 604 00:22:11,826 --> 00:22:12,869 Not bad. 605 00:22:12,952 --> 00:22:14,495 - Whoa! - Look, I get it. 606 00:22:14,579 --> 00:22:16,164 You destroyed my big chance at a comeback 607 00:22:16,248 --> 00:22:18,083 as revenge for what I did to your rock opera. 608 00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:21,753 Revenge? Oh, that would have been such a good idea. 609 00:22:21,836 --> 00:22:23,046 Damn it, Todd! 610 00:22:23,129 --> 00:22:25,006 Look, I figured out what you did, 611 00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:27,717 but I've been trying to put it behind me and do my job. 612 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,678 So cutting my part down was not about revenge? 613 00:22:30,803 --> 00:22:31,804 No. 614 00:22:31,888 --> 00:22:33,681 And making BoJack the villain of your movie 615 00:22:33,765 --> 00:22:36,350 was not a coded statement of your feelings about me? 616 00:22:36,434 --> 00:22:37,435 No. 617 00:22:37,518 --> 00:22:39,229 Oh, okay, great. 618 00:22:39,312 --> 00:22:41,522 Well, I'm... I'm glad we buried the hatchet 619 00:22:41,606 --> 00:22:42,607 and everything's cool. 620 00:22:42,690 --> 00:22:46,278 Uh, actually, you know, everything is not cool. 621 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,821 You ruined my rock opera by using character actress 622 00:22:48,905 --> 00:22:50,364 Margo Martindale to trick me 623 00:22:50,448 --> 00:22:52,075 into playing an addictive video game. 624 00:22:52,158 --> 00:22:53,993 And saying it all together like that, 625 00:22:54,077 --> 00:22:55,661 it all sounds kind of ludicrous. 626 00:22:55,745 --> 00:22:58,497 But still, it was something I cared about, 627 00:22:58,581 --> 00:23:01,000 and what you did really hurt me. 628 00:23:01,084 --> 00:23:03,253 Oh. Well, this feels shitty. 629 00:23:03,336 --> 00:23:05,922 You sure you don't want to just get some revenge real quick... 630 00:23:06,005 --> 00:23:08,007 thump me once in the stones and then we'll be even? 631 00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:09,383 I got to go. 632 00:23:09,467 --> 00:23:13,554 I've got some artisanal popcorns to gauge the mouthfeel of. 633 00:23:13,679 --> 00:23:15,307 - Hey, BoJack. - Yeah? 634 00:23:15,389 --> 00:23:16,641 You want an apple fritter? 635 00:23:16,724 --> 00:23:18,310 Uh, sure. 636 00:23:18,392 --> 00:23:19,978 - Yeah, I bet you would. 637 00:23:20,061 --> 00:23:21,562 I bet you'd like an apple fritter. 638 00:23:21,646 --> 00:23:23,564 Yeah, an apple fritter would be great. 639 00:23:23,648 --> 00:23:26,025 Why? What... What... What's happening here? 640 00:23:26,109 --> 00:23:28,611 "Five Shocking Facts From New BoJack Book"? 641 00:23:28,694 --> 00:23:30,155 No. No! 642 00:23:30,238 --> 00:23:32,865 Um, everyone, please turn off your Internet. 643 00:23:32,949 --> 00:23:34,326 It has gone bad. 644 00:23:34,408 --> 00:23:37,078 I repeat, the Internet has gone foul. 645 00:23:37,162 --> 00:23:39,080 - What a loser. - I'm glad I'm not that guy. 646 00:23:39,164 --> 00:23:40,665 Give me your phones. I'm a celebrity. 647 00:23:40,748 --> 00:23:41,958 You have to listen to me. 648 00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:43,751 Look at his deep well of sadness. 649 00:23:43,835 --> 00:23:45,711 It's hilarious. 650 00:23:45,795 --> 00:23:48,047 Don't look at me. I'm well-adjusted. 651 00:23:48,131 --> 00:23:50,342 - You all want my life. 652 00:23:50,424 --> 00:23:51,884 Uh, what the hell? 653 00:23:51,968 --> 00:23:53,594 I know, I know. But if you just listen for... 654 00:23:53,678 --> 00:23:55,180 You posted your dumb little book on the Internet. 655 00:23:55,263 --> 00:23:57,098 No, I just leaked the first couple chapters, 656 00:23:57,182 --> 00:23:58,808 and people are already talking about it. 657 00:23:58,933 --> 00:24:01,978 This is wildly unprofessional. Who do you think you are? 658 00:24:02,061 --> 00:24:03,938 I know you're mad, and you have every right to be, 659 00:24:04,022 --> 00:24:05,564 but you got to read some of these comments. 660 00:24:05,648 --> 00:24:07,025 People love you. 661 00:24:07,108 --> 00:24:08,276 And they're gonna love you even more 662 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,236 when they read the rest of my book. 663 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,030 - Your book? - Our book. 664 00:24:12,113 --> 00:24:13,781 Nobody is gonna read that book. 665 00:24:13,865 --> 00:24:15,033 How do you still not get that? 666 00:24:15,116 --> 00:24:17,202 It is never going to be published. 667 00:24:17,285 --> 00:24:19,578 BoJack, I stand by my work. 668 00:24:19,662 --> 00:24:21,414 This is a really good book. 669 00:24:21,497 --> 00:24:24,750 And if you just give it time, you'll see. 670 00:24:26,627 --> 00:24:27,920 Maybe you're right. 671 00:24:28,004 --> 00:24:29,214 Really? 672 00:24:29,297 --> 00:24:31,049 No. You're fired.