1 00:00:08,220 --> 00:00:11,810 I'm sorry I broke your expensive bachelor vase. 2 00:00:11,890 --> 00:00:12,810 Aww. 3 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:15,940 That's all right. I've learned that when you're in a loving family 4 00:00:16,010 --> 00:00:19,060 there's nothing wrong with a little horsin' around. 5 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:21,320 Cut! 6 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,780 That's the show, folks. 7 00:00:22,860 --> 00:00:25,280 Now, let's hear it for our amazing cast. 8 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:26,530 Joelle. 9 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:27,480 Bradley. 10 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:29,150 Little Sarah Lynn. 11 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:33,910 And our star, BoJack Horseman! 12 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:36,450 Thanks for coming out. Thank you very much. 13 00:00:36,540 --> 00:00:38,040 —Wow! 14 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:38,950 Great pilot. 15 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:42,590 We got the biggest laugh I ever heard with that "gag me with a spoon" joke. 16 00:00:42,670 --> 00:00:45,640 And then we topped it with the "get a room" joke. 17 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:47,210 This was so fun. 18 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:48,760 Do we get to make more? 19 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,300 I think we got a real shot. 20 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:54,090 And as long as the ratings don't dip below a dismal 15 million a night, 21 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:55,980 we could be on the air for many years. 22 00:00:56,050 --> 00:00:56,930 - No way! - All right! 23 00:00:57,010 --> 00:00:58,390 - Your Squirt, sir. - Thank you. 24 00:00:58,470 --> 00:01:00,970 And if that happens, take care of each other. 25 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:04,480 No matter what, we're going to stick together. 26 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:19,770 Thank you, Tina, for those touching grunts and growls. 27 00:02:19,850 --> 00:02:20,860 I'm Henry Winkler. 28 00:02:20,930 --> 00:02:24,390 You probably remember me from my 2002 guest role 29 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,780 on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. 30 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:27,730 - Whoo! - Thank you. 31 00:02:27,810 --> 00:02:31,310 But perhaps the greatest role I've ever played is friend. 32 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,070 Herb was a dear friend 33 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:37,530 and I am honored to be dedicating this bench in his memory. 34 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,630 In his last days, Herb's cancer had gone into remission. 35 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:43,780 He was full of hope. 36 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,250 But on the drive home from the hospital, his brakes gave out, 37 00:02:47,330 --> 00:02:49,670 he crashed into a truck full of peanuts. 38 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:53,000 He survived the crash, but he was allergic to peanuts. 39 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,250 He died instantly. 40 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:57,260 Let us now read his final tweets. 41 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,560 "I'm gonna live forever! 42 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:01,020 Hashtag 'cancer free.' 43 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,860 Hashtag 'invincible.' 44 00:03:02,930 --> 00:03:05,560 Hashtag 'tweeting while driving.' 45 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,020 Oh, no, I think I'm gonna hit that truck. 46 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:11,270 Hashtag 'hopefully it isn't full of peanuts.' 47 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:14,410 Hashtag 'Oh, no. It was full of peanuts.'" 48 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,530 I was wondering where you wandered off to. 49 00:03:17,650 --> 00:03:19,360 - Oh, shit. Hey. - Hey. 50 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,320 I'm no good with funerals. 51 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:25,080 When I cry, it messes up my makeup and then I get really bummed out. 52 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:26,040 Yeah, same for me. 53 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,290 Herb told me you came by the house last summer. 54 00:03:28,370 --> 00:03:29,580 Yeah? 55 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,380 Did he tell you anything else? 56 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:35,460 No, we talked about cancer, how hard it is living with cancer, 57 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:37,680 about the L.A. Kings, and then back to cancer. 58 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,170 - Probably— - Then I read that chapter in your book 59 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:43,050 about how he never forgave you and he tried to kick you out of the house 60 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,760 and you ended up wrestling on the floor over a telescope. 61 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:48,430 - Oh, you did read that part? - Yeah. 62 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,640 I just wish there was something I could do. 63 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,520 Okay, I gotta go. 64 00:03:53,610 --> 00:03:55,530 Wait, I haven't seen you in 30 years. 65 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,780 You wanna go grab a cup of vodka? I— I'm sorry, the funeral. 66 00:03:58,860 --> 00:04:00,280 I mean, a bottle of vodka? 67 00:04:00,410 --> 00:04:02,040 No. You should stick around. 68 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,750 Hey, maybe you'll find that something you're looking for. 69 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,740 But if you're ever in New Mexico, drop me a line. 70 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:08,740 New Mexico? 71 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:10,160 I thought you lived in Maine. 72 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,540 I always pictured you there. 73 00:04:11,630 --> 00:04:12,800 A little house by a lake? 74 00:04:13,290 --> 00:04:15,790 I was just there for, like, a month, 30 years ago. 75 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,460 - I live outside Santa Fe now. - Oh. 76 00:04:26,770 --> 00:04:29,780 - Think everyone here read my book? - I didn't. 77 00:04:29,850 --> 00:04:30,930 Of course you didn't. 78 00:04:31,060 --> 00:04:33,230 Here's the CliffsNotes version: Shut up, Todd! 79 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:35,770 Okay, you're clearly in one of your moods. 80 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:39,690 I'm gonna go play astronaut in the trunk of your car for the next few hours. 81 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,280 Have fun being sad. 82 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,070 Do you know what you're supposed to do with our date pits? 83 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,660 Why serve dates and not have a place to put the pits? 84 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:48,740 You know, some people just have no class. 85 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,490 What are you doing here? You didn't know Herb. 86 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:54,330 No, but I do know a hot ticket, and this funeral's a real whom's-whom. 87 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,890 Henry Winkler, Jake and Maggot Gyllenhaal, 88 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,750 that Pakistani girl who keeps winning Nobel Prizes. 89 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,340 I'm gonna go rub me some elbows. 90 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:03,670 There's so much to hate about what you just said. 91 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:07,090 Good news. You know when someone dies, everyone wants to buy their shit? 92 00:05:07,180 --> 00:05:08,970 You're lucky you have a piece of Horsin' Around, 93 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:11,140 because this is where money starts rolling in. 94 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:13,070 I don't want that. That's blood money. 95 00:05:13,150 --> 00:05:15,610 Well, what do you want me to do with it? It's coming. 96 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,480 I don't know. Give it to some orphans. 97 00:05:17,570 --> 00:05:19,530 - I can't deal with this. - Oh, come on! 98 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:22,780 You don't think Elton John was raking it in when Diana died? 99 00:05:22,860 --> 00:05:26,820 More like "Candle in the Windfall." Cha-ching! Hmm... 100 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:32,580 You have to live with the shitty thing you did for the rest of your life. 101 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:34,450 Huh. 102 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:36,920 Hello, love. 103 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,250 Hey, Joelle, I actually came here to be alone. 104 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:41,560 I'm at my wit's end, I truly am. 105 00:05:41,630 --> 00:05:44,800 I just flew in across the pond and I don't know which end is up. 106 00:05:44,890 --> 00:05:48,940 This might be a stupid question, but were you always so... British? 107 00:05:49,010 --> 00:05:52,180 Oh, let's get some light in here, it's so dreadfully dreary. 108 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:55,020 Because I'm, like, 70 percent sure you used to be American. 109 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:55,980 That's better. 110 00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:58,850 Hey, this one's having a freak-out. She needs to lie down. 111 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:00,150 I'm not freaking out. 112 00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:02,980 I just don't understand why that lady was being all judgy. 113 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:06,700 You were touching her face and telling her she was gonna die next. 114 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:08,990 I'm eccentric. I do weird shit. 115 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,040 How is that my problem? 116 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,830 Hey, when was the last time all four of us were in the same room? 117 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,010 Probably not since the show ended. 118 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,630 Yeah, I left California pretty much right after. 119 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:22,130 Now I got the biggest hardware store in Seattle. 120 00:06:22,210 --> 00:06:24,460 That's a lie. We're actually in Olympia. 121 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:28,380 And I'm on the West End playing Juliet's... nurse. 122 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:30,640 - And how are your kids? - I don't have any kids. 123 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,810 Oh, I just assumed you had a bunch of kids, 124 00:06:32,890 --> 00:06:34,930 'cause, you know, your body. 125 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:35,890 Come on, Sarah Lynn. 126 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:38,020 I assumed you weren't still a massive cunt. 127 00:06:38,110 --> 00:06:41,160 - Jesus Christ, Joelle. - That's an okay thing to say in England. 128 00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:43,360 Shove it up your ass with a spoonful of sugar, 129 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,190 you supercalifragilisticexpiali-bitch! 130 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,200 - Guys, hey, hey, come on. - Let go of me! 131 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,240 - I'm gonna hulk out! - Guys, can we just be civil for one day? 132 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:53,500 - Oh, you're one to talk. - What's that mean? 133 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:56,040 Were you being civil when you had sex with my mom? 134 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:59,830 What? I never— Why would—? Wait, which one was your mom? Blond hair? Glasses? 135 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,710 - No. - This sucks. You guys suck. 136 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,760 I don't even know why I came to this party. 137 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,960 It's not a party, it's Herb's funeral. 138 00:07:07,050 --> 00:07:08,170 Herb died? 139 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:11,470 You know, maybe it's for the best we don't get together that often. 140 00:07:11,550 --> 00:07:13,600 We'd most likely drive each other mad. 141 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:16,350 Well, no one knows how to get under your skin like family. 142 00:07:16,430 --> 00:07:17,770 We're not a family, BoJack. 143 00:07:17,850 --> 00:07:21,230 We probably won't even see each other again, until the next funeral. 144 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:25,360 - Why are you all looking at me? - You are the oldest. 145 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:26,980 You are a severe alcoholic. 146 00:07:27,070 --> 00:07:30,400 I'm honestly so high right now, I don't even know where I'm looking. 147 00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:33,530 Anyway, so long, thanks for the memories, 148 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,330 and don't forget to suck a dick, dumbshi— 149 00:07:36,410 --> 00:07:39,500 Pardon me. Is one of you Sarah Lynn? 150 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:42,170 I am. Of course. God, are you blind? 151 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:43,330 Yes. 152 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:44,630 Well, forgive me. 153 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:47,340 I'm Herb Kazzaz's blind executor. 154 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:53,840 Per the instructions of his last will and testament, I am to give you this disk. 155 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:55,260 Am I close? 156 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,060 Just take the disk from the guy. 157 00:07:57,140 --> 00:08:00,390 It contains directions to Herb's gold. 158 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,650 Herb's gold? 159 00:08:01,730 --> 00:08:03,600 There were no further details. 160 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:05,440 He was a peculiar client. 161 00:08:05,530 --> 00:08:07,990 I told him, I'm not actually an attorney, 162 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,530 I'm just a blind man. 163 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:12,700 Still, Herb thought me wise for some reason. 164 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:16,280 Perhaps it is my overly formal manner of speech. 165 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:19,410 I bid you good day. 166 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,220 Oh, pardon me. Ow! 167 00:08:21,290 --> 00:08:22,660 Right at shin level. 168 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:25,460 What are we supposed to do with a floppy disk? 169 00:08:25,550 --> 00:08:26,470 Hmm... 170 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:27,600 So, what's up, kiddo? 171 00:08:27,670 --> 00:08:30,340 BoJack and my mom are becoming, like, friends 172 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:31,890 and they're acting real weird. 173 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,090 Oof! Uh... 174 00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:36,720 Hey, guys, guys, come on! 175 00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:38,400 There's somebody beneath you! 176 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:39,900 Jeez, all day with the... 177 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:41,650 Listen, kiddo, forget about them. 178 00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:44,850 You wanna check out this cool new game I got? 179 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:46,940 You have solitaire? On your computer? 180 00:08:47,030 --> 00:08:49,660 Yep. It only took 12 disks to install it. 181 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:50,700 Wow! 182 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,240 Herb's computer had a floppy disk drive. 183 00:08:53,370 --> 00:08:56,920 I bet it's still in his old office. Unless somebody else moved in. 184 00:08:56,990 --> 00:08:58,780 Nobody wanted Herb's office, remember? 185 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:02,700 Because it was under tap dancing star Savion Glover's office. Let's go. 186 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:05,000 - What? Right now? - Yeah. Don't you get it? 187 00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:06,840 Herb's giving us a reunion special. 188 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:10,460 Remember how he always wanted to do a treasure hunt episode of Horsin' Around 189 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,590 but the network said it was too edgy? This is that episode. 190 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:16,150 - I just don't know. - Yeah, I don't want to do that. 191 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:19,140 Wait, so you'd rather just stay at this funeral and be sad, 192 00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:22,980 instead of going on a crazy adventure to find our dead friend's secret treasure? 193 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:24,980 Do you have any idea how insane you sound? 194 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:27,980 Oh, I get it. You just don't wanna be here. 195 00:09:28,070 --> 00:09:29,200 No, that's not it. 196 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:32,160 Herb clearly wanted us to do this, as a family. 197 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,500 Who cares what he wanted? 198 00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:35,320 He doesn't, because he's dead. 199 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,410 And we all know he hated your guts. 200 00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:39,870 Yeah. He was my best friend and he died hating me 201 00:09:39,950 --> 00:09:41,740 and nothing I do is gonna change that, 202 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:44,870 but Herb left you that disk because he wanted us to find his gold. 203 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:48,960 If we can honor Herb's last wish, then that's something. 204 00:09:49,050 --> 00:09:50,970 I don't know what, but it's something. 205 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:55,220 - Okay. For Herb. - Fine. 206 00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:58,090 - Shotgun! - Everyone knows you can't call shotgun 207 00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:00,720 - before you see the car! - My turn! Get out of my way! 208 00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:02,270 Brad, hang on one second. 209 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:05,180 Your mom wasn't redheaded twins, right? 210 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:06,690 - No. - Okay. 211 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:08,980 Hi, Henry Winkler. 212 00:10:09,070 --> 00:10:12,450 I loved you in that one episode of Law & Order: SVU. 213 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:14,110 Oh, thank you. 214 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,710 How would you like to narrate a documentary for— 215 00:10:16,780 --> 00:10:18,700 Hey, listen, I am so flattered, 216 00:10:18,830 --> 00:10:22,250 but today is about Herb, so let's respect that. 217 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,540 Oh, God, I— I'm so sorry. 218 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:27,250 I'll let you get back to your business. 219 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:32,470 Hey, Winkly, such a shame, isn't it? About our friend Herb? 220 00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:34,250 It really burns my brisket 221 00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:37,470 that some people would turn a funeral into some kind of schmoozefest. 222 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:39,300 Yeah. I know. 223 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:41,850 Those other people are the worst. 224 00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:44,100 I bet that woman barely knew Herb. 225 00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:45,810 Anyway, hi, I'm Henry. 226 00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:48,560 I used to volunteer with Herb at Habitat For Humanity. 227 00:10:48,650 --> 00:10:52,490 Or as we like to call it, Herbitat For Henranity. 228 00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:55,690 We spent most of the day working on that name, 229 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,900 and only part of the day building, but still, we helped some people. 230 00:10:59,030 --> 00:11:03,120 - How did you know Herb? - We also volunteered at a, um... 231 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:08,460 soup plantation— Kitchen! Soup kitchen! Whichever one is the good one. 232 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:10,920 What? I never knew you did that. 233 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,920 Princess Carolyn, please elaborate. 234 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,840 Oh, hey, Mr. Peanutbutter, why don't you talk about how you knew Herb? 235 00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:19,520 Oh, I never met the guy. I'm just here to schmooze. 236 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:23,110 Tell us about your thing, though, it sounds fascinating. 237 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:26,770 Everyone, gather round and listen to Princess Carolyn's story. 238 00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:28,100 Okay. 239 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:34,280 Wow, Herb kept all this old stuff. 240 00:11:34,690 --> 00:11:35,900 He sure did. 241 00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:39,580 Look, one of those answering machines with tapes. 242 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:42,870 Mr. Kazzaz, this is Manny from Pep Boys. 243 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:45,700 We fixed the brakes on your car, pick it up tomorrow. 244 00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:48,510 Just to reiterate, your brakes are in great shape 245 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:50,750 and shouldn't give you any more trouble. 246 00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:53,790 Unless, of course, someone intentionally cut them, 247 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,840 but why would anyone do that? I'm sorry, I'm rambling. 248 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,130 Probably because I'm such a big fan. 249 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:02,190 Horsin' Around was a goddamn riot! 250 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:04,470 I especially loved those kids. 251 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,900 You know, wasn't so crazy about the horse, though— 252 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:09,190 Message deleted. 253 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:10,850 Mm... How curious. 254 00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:13,240 How could you like Horsin' Around but not the horse? 255 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,490 That's like watching Castle but hating castles. 256 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:18,200 I mean, I've never seen it. I assume it's about castles. 257 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,230 - Wow! 258 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:22,990 Look at all these old 20th century relics. 259 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:26,340 - How did you get here? - I was in your trunk. 260 00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:30,080 Now I'm in outer space. 261 00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:32,090 Cut it out with your childish high jinks. 262 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,800 Yeah, get out of here, dweeb. 263 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,010 Whoa, can't I help? 264 00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:38,310 Here's 10 bucks. There's a Squirt machine by the garage. Get five cans. 265 00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:40,960 You got it. I won't let you down. 266 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:43,050 —Oh, no! 267 00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:44,600 Your mom, was her name Karen? 268 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,390 - Can we drop it? - Something with a "K"? 269 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:49,810 Her name is Nora. You know, my parents got a divorce because of you. 270 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:54,270 Nora? I don't know. I banged so many chicks in the '80s. 271 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,200 Okay, Todd, you can do this. 272 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,370 Five Squirts. 273 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:03,490 You just need to take this money and put it in that machine. 274 00:13:03,570 --> 00:13:06,320 This— Wait, what? What happened to the $10? 275 00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:11,240 No! Wind! Be cool! 276 00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:13,250 - Hey! That's mine! 277 00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:15,870 —Oh... 278 00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:20,760 Why does this always happen to me? 279 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,300 Looks like Herb set up a password. 280 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,940 Oh, this is easy. Try "BoJack." 281 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:30,760 - No. Didn't work. - "BoJack-BFF"? 282 00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:33,060 "BoJack-I-Forgive-You"? 283 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:34,270 Well, I'm out of ideas. 284 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:35,950 Hmm... 285 00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:39,570 I'm just, like, so mad. 286 00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:40,570 Well, you should be. 287 00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:42,980 You're on the show that fired Herb Kazzaz. 288 00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:45,860 What are the writers doing to my baby? Are they killing it? 289 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:49,240 Are they putting my baby into a car, then driving the car into a lake? 290 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,330 Topical! I still got it! 291 00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:53,950 They keep giving the best story lines to Sarah Lynn. 292 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,620 I haven't gotten a single very special episode. 293 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,290 When am I gonna learn about drunk driving? 294 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,300 Don't worry so much. It's my legacy they're crapping all over. 295 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,340 You're gonna come out smelling like a daisy. 296 00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:06,440 You're too good for this TV stuff, anyway. 297 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:08,800 You're a real actress, you should be doing theater. 298 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:09,800 Hold on. 299 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,390 Hey, Joelle. Wanna go to the mall this weekend? 300 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,820 Don't you have any friends your own age from school? 301 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:18,490 No. My mom's boyfriend home-schools me. He's a photographer. 302 00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:21,870 I'm going to the Lilith Fair this weekend to support female solidarity. 303 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:24,110 - So scram! - Oh... 304 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,290 Hey, be nicer to Sarah Lynn, will you? She didn't choose this life. 305 00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:29,460 Remember this word: family. 306 00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:32,670 Okay? You two are family, whether you like it or not, 307 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:36,380 and that's the most important thing. You listening? What's the most important? 308 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:39,170 Family. It's family. I get it. 309 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,840 I've got it! The password is... 310 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,840 "password." 311 00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:46,090 It worked! 312 00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:47,480 Good thinking, Joelle. 313 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,760 So in that memory, were you British or American? 314 00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:51,980 The disk just has just one file on it, it's— 315 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:54,690 It's the address of a storage locker in Van Nuys. 316 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,930 A storage locker? Ugh! 317 00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:58,850 This treasure hunt sucks. 318 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,360 At long last, can you keep down the noise, keep down the funk? 319 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:08,700 If tap dancing was gonna be a cool thing, it would have caught on by now! 320 00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:16,120 And when the mayor gave us the key to the city, 321 00:15:16,210 --> 00:15:22,090 Herb said, "Volunteering isn't about keys. It's about people." 322 00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:23,670 - How touching. - Good story. 323 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,310 - Who are you again? - Wow, that was touching. 324 00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:27,960 A story that could never be topped. 325 00:15:28,050 --> 00:15:29,340 Or could it? 326 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:33,270 Princess Carolyn, sing us another song in the key of Kazzaz. 327 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,220 You clearly knew the man so well. 328 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:39,310 Please tell us another story but with even more details. 329 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,360 Yes. That's a great idea, Mr. Dog-Man. 330 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,940 Tell us another story, Pink Cat Lady. 331 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,700 Story, story! 332 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,780 Come on, everybody. What is this, a funeral? 333 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:52,030 Story, story, story! 334 00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:54,370 Well, you blew it again. 335 00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:56,120 You really are a dweeb. 336 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,410 Don't say that. 337 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,920 Whoa, who are you? 338 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,250 Some kind of magical trash troll? 339 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:03,800 No. I'm a janitor. 340 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,460 But I was clearing out some of the old stages, 341 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:09,840 and I found this transformation chamber. 342 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:11,560 Looks like a bunch of old junk. 343 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,270 Let me tell you a story. 344 00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:18,070 Back in the '90s, the biggest dweeb of them all was Steve Urkel. 345 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:19,430 Oh, yeah. 346 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,850 It was so funny how he never knew whether or not he did that. 347 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:26,860 Right. Well, nerdy Steve Urkel invented a machine 348 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:30,820 that transformed him into the debonair Stefan Urquelle. 349 00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:35,000 Mr. Janitor, you're standing next to a machine right now. 350 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,460 Yes. That's why I brought it up. 351 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,210 Now, this is just a prop. 352 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,960 But it represents a very powerful idea. 353 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:47,090 So if I go through that magic machine, I'll become cool and confident? 354 00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:50,050 No, it's a— It's a prop. I just said— 355 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,110 - I feel different. - Now, son— 356 00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,430 Todd? Who's Todd? 357 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,480 My name's Toad. Toad Chavay. 358 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,480 And I gotta get my bubble on. 359 00:17:05,570 --> 00:17:08,660 Machine? Squirt me. Hi-yah! 360 00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:12,570 That'll do, machine. 361 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:19,460 Hmm... 362 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:23,090 Look at all this Horsin' Around fan correspondence 363 00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:25,050 Herb received in the post. Capital! 364 00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:26,710 Guys. 365 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,380 Someone already got to Herb's gold. 366 00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:33,480 Oh, shit. 367 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:36,180 There's a bunch of fur in here. 368 00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:37,390 It's bear fur. 369 00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:40,570 I can tell. My stepdad was a bear. 370 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:44,060 Herb's nurse is a bear. You think she knew about this gold? 371 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,950 Hey, listen to this letter. I think it might be a clue. 372 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:50,400 Ahem. "Dear Herb, just finished reading your novel. 373 00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:51,580 It's phenomenal. 374 00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:54,440 I'm jealous. I wish I wrote it. 375 00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:57,450 Sincerely, Henry Winkler, 376 00:17:57,530 --> 00:18:00,200 the guy from that one episode of Law & Order: SVU." 377 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,700 Herb wrote a novel? 378 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,450 Oh... 379 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,380 You look thin. Did you get into CrossFit? 380 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,960 No, Sarah Lynn, I'm dying. 381 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,540 Whatever it is, it is super slimming. I am for totes jel over here. 382 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:12,880 It's rectal cancer. 383 00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:14,930 Ew! Some of us are eating. 384 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,970 Look, the reason I called you is because I need a favor. 385 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,890 Want me to leak a nude pic for charity? 386 00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:22,220 I want you to sober up. 387 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,640 First of all, rude. Second, gross. And third, why? 388 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:29,560 I have a very important job for you, but if you're zonked out all the time, 389 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,320 I'm not sure I can trust you with the responsibility. 390 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,900 No! I can do it! I'll get clean tomorrow. 391 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,610 I said tomorrow, right? 392 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,990 I've been working on this novel. I wanna be remembered for something. 393 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,240 All I ever did was that stupid sitcom that got ripped away from me. 394 00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:48,370 But now, with this book, I have something good. 395 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,920 I'm telling you, this book is gold. 396 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,920 - It's my Kazzaz-terpiece. - Whoa. 397 00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:57,980 I want you to make sure it gets published after I die. 398 00:18:58,050 --> 00:18:59,720 You can count on me. 399 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,140 To life, huh? It'll kill you. 400 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,560 Oh, my God, the gold is his manuscript. 401 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,560 Herb made me promise to get it published after he died. 402 00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:10,610 And you're just remembering this now? 403 00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:14,230 Yeah, I'm remembering a lot of stuff. The ketamine's wearing off. 404 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,650 Oh, my God, you were the other kid on Horsin' Around. 405 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,530 That's why you've been following us around all day. 406 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:24,670 So no one's read this book except for Henry Winkler 407 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:28,260 - and now the book is missing? - He must have been waiting for Herb to die 408 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:30,830 so he could steal the book and publish it himself. 409 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,000 But then when the cancer went into remission— 410 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:33,960 Oh, my God. 411 00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:36,430 Guys, I don't think that car crash was an accident. 412 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,380 I think Herb might have been murdered! 413 00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:42,890 What's going on? 414 00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:44,850 Something about a merger? 415 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:51,690 My name's Toad, baby. 416 00:19:58,150 --> 00:20:00,450 Yeah. 417 00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:03,320 Coolsville, daddy-o. 418 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:06,620 Oh, lookie here. 419 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,380 Yeah. 420 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:10,550 Yo! That's my bike! 421 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,960 Oops. Did I do that? 422 00:20:16,010 --> 00:20:21,980 Damn. I know I should be mad, but that guy's just so cool. 423 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,400 And when the river finally stopped, 424 00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:27,220 Herb went over to a poor little Ottawan boy 425 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,350 and he said, "Son, you have water now." 426 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,860 You know, a lot of people go their whole lives and they never give a damn. 427 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:36,860 But Herb? He gave those beavers a dam. 428 00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:38,320 That was beautiful. 429 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,240 You clearly had a special relationship. 430 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,320 We were gonna sprinkle Herb over the ocean, 431 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,670 but his resting place should be someplace meaningful, don't you think? 432 00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:50,010 Why don't you take this up to Ottawa and spread his ashes there. 433 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,710 And make sure you take a video, and I'll e-mail blast it to everyone here. 434 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:56,040 So we can always remember your great friendship. 435 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,090 Everybody, stop! 436 00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:59,920 Henry Winkler is a stone-cold killer! 437 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,880 What? I'm not a killer. 438 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:06,470 Unless you mean killer of gloom, because I bring joy everywhere I go. 439 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,650 Did you mean "killer of gloom because I bring joy everywhere I go"? 440 00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:11,230 You know that's not what I meant. 441 00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:14,020 You murdered Herb so you could publish his book. 442 00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:17,620 But we're not gonna let you steal his legacy, Henry Winkler. 443 00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:21,030 I was afraid this would happen. 444 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:22,860 - Oh, no, he's got a gun! - Oh, no! 445 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,000 What? 446 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:30,000 No, I have Herb's book. 447 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:34,580 I didn't kill Herb, but I did steal his manuscript. 448 00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,550 - So that I could burn it. - What? 449 00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,850 Because it's terrible. 450 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,170 Well, I'll see for myself. 451 00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:44,680 "The air in 1830s California was fragrant with the flowers of laughter 452 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,180 and the smoke of adventure." 453 00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:47,590 - What? - Uh. 454 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:52,430 After he died, Tina and I agreed we couldn't let the book get published. 455 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,190 It would have turned Herb into a laughingstock. 456 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:57,230 "The carpenter's boy was a hungry boy. 457 00:21:57,310 --> 00:22:01,070 Hungry for crumpets. But also hungry, dot, dot, dot, for life." 458 00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:02,980 He literally wrote out "dot, dot, dot." 459 00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:06,910 I know there's no accounting for taste, but come on. 460 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,910 He's right. Herb wanted a legacy, but he already has one. 461 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,330 People loved Horsin' Around. This would only ruin that. 462 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:19,300 I'm sorry I accused you of murder, American TV legend Henry Winkler. 463 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,090 No need to apologize. 464 00:22:21,170 --> 00:22:24,170 You ascribed a mystery to Herb's death to give it meaning. 465 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,090 But there is no meaning in death. 466 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:28,640 That's why it's so terrifying. 467 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,720 It was just easier to believe that you killed him for his book 468 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:34,360 than believe that he just died for nothing. 469 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,990 There is no shame in dying for nothing. 470 00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:38,520 That's why most people die. 471 00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:42,070 I just wanted to fix things somehow. 472 00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:45,780 I'm sorry, Horse Guy, but you can't. 473 00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:52,740 Wow, heady stuff. 474 00:22:52,870 --> 00:22:54,290 But let's not get distracted 475 00:22:54,370 --> 00:22:57,290 from what a true friend Princess Carolyn is. 476 00:22:57,370 --> 00:22:59,290 Don't forget the ashes, Princess Carolyn. 477 00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:02,050 Fantastic. 478 00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:10,470 Hey. Special delivery. 479 00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:12,300 Courtesy of the Toad-man. 480 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:15,720 Thanks. Hey, why'd you roll up your sleeves like that? You look weird. 481 00:23:15,810 --> 00:23:18,230 Oh, I— 482 00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:20,690 Well, you know, I was— I was trying out a new look. 483 00:23:20,770 --> 00:23:23,020 It was— It was a dumb idea. 484 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:26,110 Yup. Whoa! Oh, no! Ow... Ow! 485 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:31,660 - Here's your Squirt, sir. - Thank you. 486 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,870 And if that happens, I want you to take care of each other. 487 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,670 No matter what, we're going to stick together. 488 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,250 - Congratulations! - Hey, good job. 489 00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:42,250 - You've got a goddamn hit on your hands. - Anyone got coke? 490 00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:46,100 ABC sent us limousines to take us to the wrap party. 491 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:48,970 I'm scared. I've never been in a limo. 492 00:23:49,050 --> 00:23:51,680 Don't worry. We'll take care of you. 493 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,850 - Seriously, no one has coke? - Let's go. 494 00:23:54,930 --> 00:23:56,720 You don't wanna go to the party? 495 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:57,810 Nah. 496 00:23:57,890 --> 00:24:00,190 Hey, we never got a chance to walk around the lot. 497 00:24:00,270 --> 00:24:02,650 Wanna check out that water tank where they filmed The Love Boat? 498 00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:07,070 Are you kidding? I've always wanted to get tanked in a tank. 499 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,700 —Shh. 500 00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:11,990 - Quiet. Be careful. - Oh, okay, okay. 501 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,750 You ready? 502 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,800 - What? - What—? The water's only two inches deep. 503 00:24:18,910 --> 00:24:20,660 Well, that's Hollywood for you. 504 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,540 Hey. 505 00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:27,630 Are you scared at all? 506 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,060 That if the show takes off, everything's going to change? 507 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:35,020 No, I'm not scared, BJ. The future is bright. 508 00:24:35,470 --> 00:24:37,310 Just look at it. 509 00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:27,450 Boxer versus raptor. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.