1 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:12,380 What are you doing here? 2 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:14,970 You said if I was in town to give you a call. 3 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:18,070 - Wanna get a drink? - It's eight in the morning. 4 00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:19,680 It's 5:00 p.m. in Los Angeles. 5 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,980 - That's not true. - I don't know what time it is. 6 00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:24,850 When's the last time you slept? You look like shit. 7 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:27,440 Really? 'Cause you look like a million... 8 00:00:28,150 --> 00:00:31,030 - Yeah, let's get you back to my place. - What about the store? 9 00:00:31,110 --> 00:00:33,610 What if somebody has an emergency and they need more... 10 00:00:33,780 --> 00:00:34,990 turquoise shit? 11 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,210 It's New Mexico. 12 00:00:36,290 --> 00:00:37,250 They'll find it. 13 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:40,050 - It's really good to see you. - It's good to see you, too. 14 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,750 I can't wait for you to meet Kyle and the kids. 15 00:00:42,830 --> 00:00:45,880 Kyle and the kids? Please tell me that's the name of your band. 16 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,200 So, who are you again? 17 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:24,540 You were friends with Mom when she lived in L.A.? 18 00:01:24,630 --> 00:01:28,180 Your mom never mentioned she used to hang out with the BoJack Horseman? 19 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:30,540 Star of screen and... book? 20 00:01:30,630 --> 00:01:33,300 - Wait, Mom lived in Los Angeles? - Never came up? 21 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:35,420 - All these years? - It was a long time ago. 22 00:01:35,510 --> 00:01:38,050 Oh, gross. Mom, Trip has a boner again. 23 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,970 - Trip. - Trip, let's dial back the boners. 24 00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:41,650 - Gross. - What? I can't help it. 25 00:01:41,730 --> 00:01:43,440 - Trip, ew. - You are at the breakfast table 26 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,190 with your parents, your big sister, and an old man. 27 00:01:46,270 --> 00:01:49,650 - What could possibly be arousing you? - Am I the old man? 28 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:51,230 I don't understand how it works. 29 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,740 I was just excited that I finished the maze on the back of the cereal box. 30 00:01:54,820 --> 00:01:56,700 So, BoJack. What brings you to Tesuque? 31 00:01:56,820 --> 00:01:58,610 So, we're just gonna change the subject 32 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:01,330 and pretend Trip isn't being a huge perv right now? 33 00:02:01,410 --> 00:02:02,950 Yeah, Penny, that's the plan. 34 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,410 Talking about it makes it worse. It likes attention. 35 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,460 Charlotte told me if I was ever in New Mexico 36 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:10,040 - I should call her. - But what are you doing in New Mexico? 37 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:13,170 - Yeah, what are you doing in New Mexico? - I, uh... 38 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:16,520 You didn't drive all this way just to see my mom, did you? 39 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:18,130 No, of course not. 40 00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:20,090 That would be crazy, 41 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:22,300 to come all this way just to see a woman 42 00:02:22,390 --> 00:02:25,100 I haven't had a real conversation with in 30 years. 43 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:28,280 - I mean, obviously, that would be crazy. - Uh... 44 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:31,370 - Because she has a family, which is great. - Yeah. 45 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,570 - You guys are great. - Yeah. 46 00:02:33,650 --> 00:02:36,860 So, I'm just here to, you know, say hello. 47 00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:39,370 - Mm. - On my way to see... 48 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:40,870 - On your way to sea? - Yes. 49 00:02:40,950 --> 00:02:43,120 To the sea. To the shining sea. 50 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,160 Because I'm here to buy... a boat. 51 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:49,010 - At the... Santa Fe Boat Show. - I've never heard of a Santa Fe Boat Show. 52 00:02:49,090 --> 00:02:51,390 That's 'cause... it's a secret boat show. 53 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:52,500 - Invitation-only. - Huh. 54 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:57,260 Mostly athletes and visiting dignitaries and big-time celebrities and... kings. 55 00:02:57,430 --> 00:02:58,270 - Wow. - Hold up. 56 00:02:58,430 --> 00:03:01,940 If you live in Los Angeles, which is right on the ocean, 57 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:04,300 why would you drive all the way here to go to a boat show 58 00:03:04,390 --> 00:03:07,890 - in the middle of landlocked New Mexico? - Jeez, so many questions. 59 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:10,020 What is this, Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities, 60 00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:12,490 What Do They Know, Do They Know Things, Let's Find Out? 61 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,400 Oh, gotta take this. It's my... boat... guy. 62 00:03:16,490 --> 00:03:18,080 - Hello? - Okay, so I got Turtel— 63 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:19,790 Hey, Knute. 64 00:03:19,910 --> 00:03:22,630 - You got any leads for me, boat-wise? - What? 65 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:23,820 Sounds perfect, Knute. 66 00:03:23,910 --> 00:03:26,410 - Now tell me, do we need a poop deck? - Huh? 67 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:29,170 - Well, if Leo has one, then I want one. - BoJack— 68 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:33,670 In fact, I want two, two poop decks. Sorry about that. What's going on? 69 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:35,800 - Where the hell are you? - Tesuque. 70 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,420 - Te-who-ka? - Tesuque, New Mexico. 71 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:39,640 - Outside Santa Fe. - Are you te-stupid? 72 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,260 If you don't get your ass back te-set, you're gonna get te-sued. 73 00:03:43,350 --> 00:03:46,440 - Just get me a couple of days. - For what? What are you doing there? 74 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,900 I don't know, I just... 75 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:49,230 This isn't what I expected. 76 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:52,440 Well, I can probably stave them off till Monday if you get pinkeye. 77 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,150 - Can you get pinkeye? - I have to go. 78 00:03:54,230 --> 00:03:56,520 Wait, BoJack, when are you coming back? 79 00:03:56,610 --> 00:03:58,480 Soon. Yep, I want the starboard 80 00:03:58,570 --> 00:04:00,280 - to be fully starboard. - What? 81 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,160 - And the port to be... also starboard. - Huh? 82 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,070 - Thanks a lot. Goodbye. - Wait, BoJack— 83 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,990 - Hey. - I'm really glad you're here. 84 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,040 Oh, yeah... uh, me, too. 85 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,910 I hope this isn't weird for you. 86 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,120 You know, me having a family and— 87 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:14,540 Why would it be weird? 88 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:17,380 At our age, it's weird if you don't have a family. 89 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:19,850 - I mean... - Well, not for you. 90 00:04:19,930 --> 00:04:21,270 - No. - 'Cause you've been busy. 91 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:22,510 - Right. - With your career. 92 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:26,010 Sure, yeah, my career has kept me super busy. 93 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,810 Anyway, I know you're just in town for the boat show, 94 00:04:28,890 --> 00:04:30,810 but seriously... make yourself at home. 95 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:32,390 I really don't want to impose. 96 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,810 If there's anything I can do to help around here— 97 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:38,400 Mom, Dad was supposed to take me driving after school today, 98 00:04:38,490 --> 00:04:41,450 but now he's gotta take Trip to his dumb-ass basketball game. 99 00:04:41,530 --> 00:04:44,570 - It's the quarter-finals. - You'll just get a hard-on in the game. 100 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:48,080 Now I will get a hard-on because you made me think about it. Thanks a lot. 101 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,370 - I'll take you driving this weekend. - I need to practice every day. 102 00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:53,880 I'm the only senior who still doesn't have a license. 103 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,250 It's embarrassing. 104 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:58,140 Well, I got the store, and I already took the morning off, 105 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,130 so unless you know any other adults... 106 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:01,180 Can BoJack take me? 107 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,090 - Huh? - What? 108 00:05:02,180 --> 00:05:03,850 - I mean, he is an adult. - Uh... 109 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:05,770 Well, I mean, if it's okay with BoJack. 110 00:05:05,850 --> 00:05:08,520 You'd really be doing me a huge favor. 111 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,770 Well, I guess I could make some time... before the boat show. 112 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,990 Keep your eyes on the road, both hands on the wheel. 113 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:21,070 - Okay. - And don't text and drive, 114 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:22,320 unless it's an emergency, 115 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,700 like you have a really funny thing that you just have to text someone. 116 00:05:25,820 --> 00:05:28,910 - Got it. - So, let me ask you something. Tsk. 117 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:30,830 Do your parents really love each other, 118 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:33,160 or is it a stay-together-for-the-kids situation? 119 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,000 What? Why would you ask me that? 120 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,920 I don't know. Just making conversation. 121 00:05:37,090 --> 00:05:39,970 - Why do we keep passing the same house? - No, I don't. Shut up. 122 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:43,100 You shut up. What's the story? Cute guy live there? Girl you hate? 123 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:44,850 College kid that gives you Adderall? 124 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:46,350 Okay, fine. 125 00:05:46,510 --> 00:05:48,430 That's Diego Mendoza's house. 126 00:05:48,510 --> 00:05:50,220 He's just this stupid guy. 127 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:53,070 He's in my calculus class, and sometimes we'll do this thing 128 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:55,600 where he goes, "Hey," and then I go, "Hey." 129 00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:58,070 Then he goes, "What's the homework?" and I tell him. 130 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:01,480 It's not like a big deal or anything, but it's like this thing we do. 131 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:03,320 - Cool thing. - So, anyway... 132 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,610 My best friend, Alison F. was talking to Rachel Kaplan. 133 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,490 Do I really need to know these names? 134 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,420 Rachel heard from Ray-Ray and the Bean 135 00:06:10,490 --> 00:06:12,370 that Diego said if prom happened right now 136 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,760 he'd want to go with Ali Sandler, and I'm like, 137 00:06:14,830 --> 00:06:17,330 "Yeah, pfft, okay, dude." You know what I mean? 138 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:19,840 You know I don't know any of these people, right? 139 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,590 But then he said since prom's not for another two months, 140 00:06:22,670 --> 00:06:25,710 he could "foresee a situation" where he would want to go with me, 141 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,050 because he knows I'm a real girl who's mostly chill. 142 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:32,100 If you're so mostly chill, why do you keep driving by his house? 143 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:35,140 In case he comes out, to, like, check the mail or something. 144 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:37,860 I'll get out of the car and be like, "That's so funny. 145 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,310 I was just going for a drive." 146 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,070 And he'll be like, "Oh, hey." And I'll be like, "Hey." 147 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:45,480 - 'Cause that's our thing, you know? Heh. - That's the whole plan? 148 00:06:45,570 --> 00:06:49,070 Well, it's better than your plan for buying a boat in New Mexico. 149 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:52,570 Dude, what are you really doing here? 150 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:59,130 I didn't... like the person I was in L.A. 151 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:02,670 And I didn't know where else to go. 152 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:05,130 - Please do not tell your parents. - Well, I won't, 153 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:06,680 but I think people are gonna notice 154 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,970 if you go to a boat show and don't come back with a boat. 155 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,300 Oh, my God, there he is. Get down! 156 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,890 - Oh, my God. Oh! - What are you doing? 157 00:07:13,970 --> 00:07:16,020 - What happened to your plan? - Oh! I panicked. 158 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,390 I didn't know he'd be wearing a tank top. 159 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:24,910 - Don't tell my parents I crashed your car. - Yeah, deal. 160 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:31,210 - They didn't even put me in. - I'm sorry, sweetheart. 161 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,030 You did some great cheering from the bench, 162 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,410 and for someone who never plays, you sweat a lot. 163 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:38,010 - Maybe they'll put me in next game. - Sure, they will. 164 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,870 No way they'll do that. 165 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:43,090 - What the...? - Huh? 166 00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:44,710 - Whoa! - Whoa! 167 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,060 What a boat. 168 00:07:46,130 --> 00:07:48,340 - Can I go on your boat? - I don't see what's stopping you. 169 00:07:48,430 --> 00:07:51,600 Yeah! Woo-hoo! I'm going on a boat! I got my way! 170 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,680 Where's your car? 171 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,050 I junked it. Who needs a car when you got a boat? 172 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:57,930 - Uh... well— - Whoa, sweet, a waterbed. 173 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:01,310 On a boat! Think of the amount of floating! 174 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,030 Please stay out of the bedroom. 175 00:08:03,110 --> 00:08:04,490 - Does she have a name? - Who? 176 00:08:04,570 --> 00:08:08,160 - The boat? It does not. - Come on. You gotta give her a name. 177 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,370 You should call her the Escape From L.A. 178 00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:13,290 That actually is a good name for it, the nongendered object. 179 00:08:13,370 --> 00:08:15,080 Oh, she's a good girl. 180 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:18,240 I can tell, she's a good girl, isn't she? 181 00:08:18,330 --> 00:08:21,370 - Or are you a bad girl? - Are you flirting with my boat right now? 182 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:24,420 No, just kidding around. I'm kind of the comedian of the family. 183 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,920 - Mind if I get on top of her? - Knock yourself out. 184 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:28,510 Dad, don't be gross. 185 00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:31,090 - Wow, you really got a boat. - Yeah, sure did. 186 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:33,060 So, does that mean you're leaving? 187 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:34,640 Oh, I, uh... 188 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:38,970 Yeah, I guess, uh... I guess I did... do what I came here to do. 189 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:42,850 You don't have to go right away, right? At least stay till the end of the weekend. 190 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:45,600 - Yeah? I don't wanna put you out. - Oh, it's no bother. 191 00:08:45,690 --> 00:08:49,780 And at least now you have your own bed. Besides... heh, everyone here loves you. 192 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:51,280 Uh, everyone? 193 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,820 Don't use the bathroom. It'll end up in the driveway. 194 00:08:53,990 --> 00:08:57,320 - Too late. - Seriously, stay as long as you want. 195 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,870 - What? - BoJack, great news. 196 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,550 Do you still want to go to New York? Because Jill Pill— 197 00:09:04,630 --> 00:09:06,260 Jill Pill? I don't care about this. 198 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:09,220 Okay, moving on. Do you remember when we were at Herb's funeral 199 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,550 - and you told me—? - Whatever it is, I don't care. 200 00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:13,800 Oh, there's a kitchen! Can we make pizza bagels? 201 00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:15,440 Yeah, family dinner on the boat. 202 00:09:16,510 --> 00:09:18,640 Hey, uh, I'm not gonna be back on set Monday. 203 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:22,020 What? How long do I have to keep putting out fires for you? 204 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:24,520 I don't know, Princess Carolyn. Just let them burn. 205 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:26,950 - What? - I think I might be here a while. 206 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:28,560 Listen, I— 207 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,290 Well, who's getting seasick? 208 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,540 Just kidding. 209 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,670 It's such an eyesore. 210 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:45,300 Well, I'm sure if we ask them nicely, they'll move the boat. 211 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:52,630 BoJack? 212 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,850 - Yeah? - Supper's ready. 213 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:58,220 So, I had another meeting today with the Drama Chair at SFCC. 214 00:09:58,310 --> 00:10:00,150 They're gonna offer me a position. 215 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:03,060 - What? That's amazing. - Oh, that's cool. Congratulations. 216 00:10:03,140 --> 00:10:07,060 There's a real stick-in-the-mud dean there who doesn't like my in-your-face style. 217 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:12,030 If I know me, it might lead to some pretty zany misadventures. 218 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:13,860 Mm. Brussels sprouts are delicious, Mom. 219 00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:18,000 It's funny you brought up the Brussels sprouts, because I think they're terrible. 220 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,670 I'm just kidding around. These are great, hon. 221 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:25,200 Penny, did you hear my bit about the Brussels sprouts? 222 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:28,170 A bit is what they call a joke in show business. 223 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:29,710 - Right, BoJack? - That's right. 224 00:10:29,790 --> 00:10:32,420 String a bunch of those together and you got yourself a riff. 225 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:35,810 You're not funny, Dad. Your jokes are never funny. 226 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,880 Okay... I think someone's in a mood. 227 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,510 Oh, my God. I'm not in a mood. 228 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,310 Whatever. Get bent. 229 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,510 I hate my life. I can't wait to be dead. 230 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,970 I'll talk to her. 231 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:47,270 Everyone said for months 232 00:10:47,350 --> 00:10:49,350 - that Diego was gonna ask me to prom. - Yeah? 233 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,360 - But he keeps not doing it. - That is so typical Diego. 234 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:55,440 So, I thought, okay, if he's not going to ask me, I'll ask him. 235 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,110 - Way to take initiative. - Oh. Rookie mistake. 236 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,870 So, I asked him and he said no. 237 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:02,620 And then this other girl, Lyla K., came up to him and was just like, "Hey." 238 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:05,370 And he was like, "Hey." And that's our thing. 239 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:07,630 Well, I don't want to tell tales out of school, 240 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:11,800 but this Lyla K. character sounds like a real bust-ass super-skank. 241 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:15,590 Thank you, that is exactly what she is. It's weird that nobody talks about it. 242 00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:18,300 Well, you know, sometimes it's nice to not have a date, 243 00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:19,890 - because you can actually— - Mom. 244 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:23,720 I can't go to the prom without a date. It's not like when you were in high school 245 00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:26,320 - and you'd go to your sock hops. - Do you think 246 00:11:26,390 --> 00:11:29,350 - I went to high school in the '50s? - Penny, hey, I got an idea. 247 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,890 - You should take me to the prom. - Huh? 248 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:32,770 Everybody loves having BoJack around. 249 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:33,950 What? Why? 250 00:11:34,030 --> 00:11:36,660 Think about it. If you went with Diego, you'd be nervous. 251 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,450 "Does he like me? Am I cool?" 252 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:41,410 But with me you can just relax and enjoy yourself. 253 00:11:41,490 --> 00:11:43,660 Diego will see you have a good time without him, 254 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,420 and that'll make him super jealous. 255 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,920 So, he'll come up to you, and he'll say, "Hey." 256 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,670 And then you say, "Hey." 257 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,670 - Oh, that's so cold. - Right? 258 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:53,920 - Wait— - Rachel Kaplan's gonna shit herself. 259 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,300 - How is that cold? - Then he'll say, "Wanna dance?" 260 00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:58,840 And you'll say, "I'm busy right now. Maybe later." 261 00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:01,810 And then... never dance with him. 262 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:04,100 - That'll show him. - Wait— I'm sorry. 263 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:06,850 - Don't you want to dance with Diego? - Stop poking holes, Charlotte. 264 00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:09,350 - This is a great plan. - Yeah, Mom, don't poke holes. 265 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,570 Hey, Dad, BoJack's taking me to prom! 266 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:16,370 Oh, yeah, well, that's definitely the better idea. 267 00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:20,610 Okay, everyone smile. Real big. 268 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,960 - Cheese. - I think we have enough pictures. 269 00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:25,450 Oh, come on, it's your first prom. Indulge us. 270 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:28,130 Taking pictures before prom is so bourgeois. 271 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,370 And who are you again? 272 00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:31,880 - I'm Maddy. - Maddy's my best friend. 273 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:36,340 - I thought Alison F. was your best friend. - That was like three best friends ago. 274 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:39,920 You were best friends with Alison F.? 275 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,920 - No. - Hey, BoJack, I'm Pete. 276 00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:46,970 But they call me Pete Repeat because I always say everything twice. 277 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:49,980 - Everything? - Yeah, it's kind of my thing. 278 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,390 - Okay. - Ah, damn. 279 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,980 I forgot to say that twice, didn't I? Usually I do it. 280 00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:54,940 Cool. 281 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,450 Wow, Ray-Ray and the Bean are already posting pics on Instagram. 282 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,280 - What? - Hashtag much? 283 00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:04,290 Let me see. 284 00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:06,250 Whoa, hold on. Responsible adult. 285 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:08,080 - What are you drinking? - Nothing. 286 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,120 - Hand it over. - Fine. 287 00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:15,510 Ugh. Red Bull and vodka? What are you, 12? You'll get sick drinking all that sugar. 288 00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:18,470 Do they teach you anything in school? Make a left at the light. 289 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:20,800 - Where are we going? - I'll get you some bourbon. 290 00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:23,890 And you'll cut it with water. That way you don't get hungover. 291 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:24,920 Wait, really? 292 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:27,680 If you're gonna drink, you should be smart about it. 293 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,680 Awesome. Wait. How many times did I just say "awesome"? 294 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:33,070 Was it twice or was it once? Ah, it was probably twice. 295 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:35,440 Yeah, it's twice. Pete Repeat. 296 00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:44,650 - Ugh. It burns. - Yeah, 'cause it's not a juice box. 297 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:45,860 You want some? 298 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,200 - No, thanks. - Pussy. 299 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,280 I'm driving. 300 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,280 Well, more for me. 301 00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:51,620 This prom is really bourgeois. 302 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:55,130 - Lyla K. is so pretty. - Shut up. She's got nothing on you. 303 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:58,920 Why is nobody dancing? We gotta get this party started. 304 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,130 Beat it, Poindexter. 305 00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,170 - Poindexter? - It's a nerd reference... 306 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,340 - Just beat it. - Ah! 307 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:05,390 —Huh? 308 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,510 - Hey! - What's the big idea? 309 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:10,150 Why is there an adult at our high school prom? 310 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:12,390 All right, folks. We're taking it back to 1991, 311 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:16,110 when a new funky-fresh dance craze took this nation by storm. 312 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:17,780 - All right. -I'm listening. 313 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:20,490 As a teen, I'm open to new experiences. 314 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:24,700 Ready for the chorus, stay on the beat, and here... we... go. Waka waka. 315 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,280 Now boys and girls, if you wanna do the BoJack, 316 00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:29,670 - take your hands and put them on your— - Boo! 317 00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:31,700 - This sucks. - This guy's bad. 318 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,200 God, no! This is not the immediate praise I expected. 319 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,250 This prom sucks. 320 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:40,430 You can say that again. 321 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,630 - I know. - My flask got empty. 322 00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:46,090 Can we be back to the car, so, for more get for put in it? 323 00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:48,270 Or we could go back to the car and just leave. 324 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:51,890 - You can't just leave the prom. - Of course you can. You're young. 325 00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:53,510 You can do whatever you want. 326 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,890 That's what they never tell you 327 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:57,530 until it's too late. You don't have to be here. 328 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,270 Yeah, is right. Society is everywhere. 329 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,280 - Society. - Well, what else are we gonna do? 330 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,780 I'd say it's time to get down, time to hit the town. 331 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:08,490 Is that a lyric from that "Do the BoJack" song? 332 00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:10,530 Just get in the car. 333 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:23,000 Okay, one... two... three. 334 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:29,050 Wow. That is so beautiful. 335 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,510 Hey, you wanna climb up on the water tower? 336 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,020 We could see the whole city. 337 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,140 Yeah, I wanna go. 338 00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:37,860 —Oh. 339 00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:39,320 Oh, careful there, Maddy. 340 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,110 Actually, I'm gonna stay right here. 341 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,160 This is nice. 342 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:47,480 Wow, how'd you think to do all this? 343 00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:49,860 I don't know. It just came to me. 344 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,250 I'm really glad we left that stupid prom, 345 00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:55,130 but I'm kind of bummed we didn't get to dance. 346 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,240 Well, you wanna dance? 347 00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:59,040 Yes, hold on. 348 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,500 Got it, okay. 349 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,790 It's buffering. 350 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,090 Buffering still, buffering. 351 00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:11,220 This night has been... so perfect. 352 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,390 You know, you look just like your mother. 353 00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:17,140 Guys? 354 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:19,650 I think you should come down here. 355 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,520 She's still breathing, but she won't wake up. 356 00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:25,370 She just had too much to drink. Take her back to your place. 357 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,480 - She can spend the night. - Maddy, come on. 358 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,360 No, look, my cousin had a friend who passed out like this, 359 00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:33,290 and she died of alcohol poisoning, man. 360 00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:36,460 I really think we should get Maddy to a hospital, to a hospital. 361 00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:39,670 Did you see what I did there? That's why they call me Pete Repeat. 362 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,080 BoJack, what do we do? 363 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,920 - Society. - Careful. 364 00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:50,270 - I'm being careful. - Okay. 365 00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:52,010 - Lock the wheels. - Watch her head. 366 00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:54,760 Maddy's gonna be just fine. They'll know what to do here. 367 00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:55,940 Pete, you're in charge. 368 00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:57,930 - Penny and I are gonna take off. - What? 369 00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:01,360 You don't want too many people around in a hospital setting. 370 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,700 If anyone asks, tell them we left the dance early, 371 00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:06,100 and you don't know where Maddy got the whiskey. 372 00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:07,020 Why? 373 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,780 It's one thing if a bunch of kids get drunk on prom night, 374 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,860 but if there's an adult there, I was supposed to be responsible, 375 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:15,030 and then the whole thing feels kind of creepy. 376 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,710 Are you sure she's gonna be okay? 377 00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:18,540 - I don't know, BoJack. - Pete. 378 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,950 I'm the adult here, and I need you to listen to me. 379 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,960 Penny and I left early. You don't know who gave Maddy whiskey. 380 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,080 Are we clear on this? 381 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,140 I need you to be 100 percent with me here. 382 00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:28,250 Uh... 383 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,390 Just listen to him. He knows what he's doing. 384 00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:32,680 It's gonna be okay. Where did Maddy get the alcohol from? 385 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,800 I... I don't know. 386 00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:38,810 And what happened to your friends BoJack and Penny? 387 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,890 They left early. 388 00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:42,730 See, that's not so hard. 389 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:45,350 You're doing the right thing. Don't forget that. 390 00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:49,190 - Okay. - Is it okay? 391 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,120 Or "okay" okay? 392 00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:54,240 - Uh... "okay" okay. - All right, that's what I thought. 393 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:57,030 You're the future of America! Go, Penny! Go, go, go! 394 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,660 - She's gonna be okay, right? - She'll be fine. 395 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,000 It's a part of growing up. 396 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:07,540 And we did the right thing back there, you think? 397 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:10,500 I... Look, sometimes when you're an adult, 398 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,710 the right thing isn't always the best thing. 399 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,010 Well... 400 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,050 I had a really good time tonight. 401 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,020 Even with all the craziness. 402 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,980 This was really special. 403 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,150 I'm glad. 404 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:25,270 You know, everyone always treats me like a kid. 405 00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:29,020 You're the first grown-up I've ever met who actually treats me like... 406 00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:30,870 you know, a person. 407 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:33,900 So, thanks. Mwah. 408 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:35,660 - Well, you're welcome, Penny. - Mm— 409 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,320 - Whoa, Penny, come on. - If you want to do it, I'm ready. 410 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:41,080 I have condoms in my room. I can put one on with my mouth. 411 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,790 - With your mouth? - I put one on a banana in health class. 412 00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:46,290 With your mouth? What kind of health class—? 413 00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:48,920 Look, you are an amazing person, but you're 17. 414 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,380 Which is the legal age of consent in New Mexico. 415 00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:52,710 Okay, that's not— 416 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,470 And I didn't drink tonight, so everything's totally legal. 417 00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:58,380 - Penny, no. - It's okay. I want this. 418 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,430 No, you think you do, but... 419 00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:02,650 You don't know what you want. 420 00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:06,520 Oh, God. 421 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,980 This is so dumb. 422 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:10,810 - No, Penny, don't— - I'll see you tomorrow. 423 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,030 Hey. 424 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,620 - What'd you do with my daughter? - She had a big night. 425 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,660 She was falling asleep on the ride home. Where are the boys? 426 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,090 Trip's at a friend's house and Kyle's asleep. 427 00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:31,470 - You know you can get your own, right? - Hey, do you remember that time 428 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:34,130 you, me and Herb let those balloons go over Studio City? 429 00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:37,510 Oh, yeah. Didn't we attach glow sticks to them or something? 430 00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:38,880 - Yeah. - Ooh. That was really bad 431 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:39,840 for the environment. 432 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,720 - True, but— - A seagull could've choked 433 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,680 - on one of those balloons. - But it's a nice memory, right? 434 00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:46,320 It was a fun night. 435 00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:48,430 We had a lot of fun nights. 436 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,850 Before you left town, you told me L.A. was a tar pit. 437 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,270 - Do you remember? - Oh, God. 438 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,490 I said so many things when I was young. I thought I was so deep. 439 00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:00,490 - Well, do you still think it's true? - Do I think L.A. is a tar pit? 440 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:01,860 No. 441 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,870 No, I think you're the tar pit. 442 00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:06,450 - Me? - No, not "you" you. 443 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,170 I'm just saying, like... 444 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,160 It doesn't matter where you are, it's who you are, 445 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,960 and that's not gonna change whether you're in California 446 00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:17,180 or Maine or New Mexico. 447 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,550 You know, you can't escape... you. 448 00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:24,510 - Ugh. Now you sound like my mother. - No, what? No, I don't. 449 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,400 - I don't know what to do, Charlotte. - About what? 450 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,310 I keep... making these bad decisions. 451 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,570 - And hurting people. - Well... 452 00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:39,650 - Can I tell you a joke? - Is it a long joke with no punch line? 453 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,160 - No. - Then go ahead. 454 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,450 Guy goes into the doctor's office. Says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." 455 00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:46,910 You know what the doctor says? 456 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,460 - "Don't do that." - Yeah. 457 00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:52,660 - That's actually... good advice. - And you know what else? 458 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,500 The doctor in that story was a woman. 459 00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:56,800 What? 460 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,800 Oh. BoJack, um... 461 00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:10,640 - I think you got the wrong idea. - Let's go. 462 00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,820 - Let's get out of here right now. - No, BoJack. 463 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,240 You and me, this is real. 464 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,870 - You know this is real. - My husband is right upstairs. 465 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:19,520 I don't care about your husband. All that matters is us. 466 00:21:19,610 --> 00:21:22,320 - Don't do this, BoJack. - I know you feel it, too. 467 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,740 So many times in my life I've done the wrong thing, 468 00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:26,110 but this is the right thing, 469 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,320 and I have never been more sure of anything. 470 00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:30,660 I've wasted so much time sitting on my hands 471 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,880 and imagining what could have been. 472 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,290 Tell me you don't feel the same. Tell me you haven't thought about it. 473 00:21:39,170 --> 00:21:41,050 - I think you should go. - Okay. 474 00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:41,960 - Tomorrow. - Charlotte— 475 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,670 I have worked very hard to build this life for myself. 476 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,880 I am happy here. 477 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:48,550 And you just roll into my life like a hurricane. 478 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,100 Why? Because we knew each other for five minutes 30 years ago? 479 00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:53,480 - I don't know you. - You do. 480 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,770 I don't. And you don't know me. 481 00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:58,570 No, please. These last few months have been amazing. 482 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,690 - I love you, your family and this town. - Stop. 483 00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:02,450 - I never wanted to hurt— - BoJack— 484 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:05,950 I'm sorry I kissed you. I shouldn't have. We can pretend it didn't happen. 485 00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:08,950 - Everything can go back to normal, but— - No, no, stop. No. 486 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,490 Please, don't make me go back to L.A. 487 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:15,000 I don't care where you go, BoJack, but I can't have you around here. 488 00:22:15,790 --> 00:22:17,750 You make me too sad. 489 00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:20,330 Okay. 490 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,420 What are you doing here? 491 00:22:26,550 --> 00:22:29,340 I know what I want, BoJack. 492 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,640 Go to bed, Penny. 493 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,450 Wait, what? 494 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:59,870 Shh, shh, shh. Quiet, quiet, quiet. 495 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,630 - No. - Mom. 496 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,430 - Charlotte. - Penny, go to your room. 497 00:23:11,510 --> 00:23:13,810 - We didn't even do anything. - Now, Penny. 498 00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:21,270 - Charlotte, I am so sorry— - Don't. Don't you dare. 499 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:25,700 If you are not out of my driveway in 30 minutes, I will call the police. 500 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:29,860 And if you ever try to contact me or my family again, 501 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:32,280 I will fucking kill you. 502 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,050 Hey. 503 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,640 Hey. 504 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,300 You're still here? 505 00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:39,180 Yep, still here. 506 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,480 Boxer versus raptor. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.