1 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:08,300 It's a dream come true. 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,054 You've been trying to get this movie made for 20 years. 3 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:15,891 Did you ever think you'd be sitting here, talking about Secretariat? 4 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,935 Sitting here? In this hotel room? 5 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,356 It's a dream come true. 6 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,358 What's it like to play Secretariat? 7 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:25,442 Dream come true. 8 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,195 Playing Secretariat, what was that like? 9 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,238 Dream come true. 10 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,281 How long you in New York for? 11 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,116 Just a couple days of fun interviews, 12 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,494 then it's off to Chicago for more fun interviews, 13 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:38,997 and then, if I don't blow my brains out, I get to go back to L.A. 14 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:41,917 Darling, you're doing marvelously, I am so proud of you. 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,002 If I could make one slight adjustment? 16 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:45,963 Maybe fewer jokes about how these interviews 17 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,173 - make you want to blow your brains out? - Right. Sorry. 18 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:51,343 I am so thrilled to be here, talking with, uh... 19 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,595 - Yahoo Finland. - Yahoo Finland. 20 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:56,598 - Are you Finnish? - No, we are just getting started. 21 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:57,891 Walked right into that one. 22 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:02,354 What would an Oscar nomination mean for Mr. BoJack Horseman? 23 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,439 Any award recognition is just gravy. 24 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,775 The real joy is to sit in this hotel room all day, 25 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:08,860 answering the same questions over and over again. 26 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:11,530 Great answers, you're divine. I'm in love with you. 27 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:14,658 One small adjustment. I don't think sarcasm is going to read. 28 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,536 Just write a script for me, so I don't have to think for myself. 29 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,788 Honey, I would shove my hand up your ass 30 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:22,791 and control your mouth like a Muppet if it would win you an Oscar. 31 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:23,750 What do I know? 32 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:26,795 I'm just the publicist you hired to help win you an Oscar. 33 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:29,339 What's it like to play Seabiscuit? 34 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,466 I don't know. You'd have to ask Tobey Maguire. 35 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:34,094 Your last attempt at a comeback was The BoJack Horseman Show. 36 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:35,137 Pass. 37 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:38,598 People still see you as the guy from that sucky show from the '90s. 38 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,475 Horsin' Around was not a sucky show. 39 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:43,854 - Yeah, but it was. - It lasted nine seasons. 40 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,814 Its whole purpose was for people to watch it 41 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,357 so the network could sell ad time, 42 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,610 so the show could make more money than it cost to produce. 43 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,737 It did that well. It was a good show. 44 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,615 - Yes, but it sucked. - It didn't suck! 45 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,201 Great job today. It could not have gone better. 46 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:01,538 My only note would be stop defending Horsin' Around. 47 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,123 Why? Millions of people loved it! 48 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,668 We need to use these next few months to define your story. 49 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:10,255 When people see you they need to think Oscar winner, 50 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:13,258 not dumb asshole from an old TV show that nobody cares about. 51 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:14,718 Okay, I hear what you're saying, 52 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,346 but we can both agree Horsin' Around was a good show, right? 53 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,222 BoJack, you know I think the world of you. 54 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:23,060 I think you are so smart and attractive, so I'm not going to mince words. 55 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,438 Horsin' Around was a piece of shit. 56 00:03:16,938 --> 00:03:20,635 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 57 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:26,373 Looking good. Fantastic. You need a coaster. 58 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,917 I told you to wear lipstick and underpants, Teresa. 59 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,877 I put everything bill-related in one folder. 60 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:33,422 Gas bill, cable bill, and the new headshots for Billy Zane. 61 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,549 - Thank you, Judah. - You also wanted me to remind you 62 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:36,967 - to call Mr. Peanutbutter. - Yeah. 63 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,094 Ping me again in two minutes? No, five minutes. 64 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,971 Uh, when's our call with BoJack and Spanakopita? 65 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,807 The one that started seven minutes ago? It started seven minutes ago. 66 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:44,725 What? 67 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,310 Diane's in your office right now, stalling... poorly. 68 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,939 And that is my opinion on the Octomom. 69 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,524 Remember Octomom? 70 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:55,277 Diane, are you stalling for Princess Carolyn? 71 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,612 What? You know who was good at stallin' 72 00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:00,240 was Joseph Stalin. 73 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,868 If anything, Stalin was ruthlessly efficient. 74 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,369 Get your head out of your ass. 75 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:09,166 He also had a city named after him. Isn't that right, Princess Carolyn, 76 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,626 - who's been here the whole time? - Hey, buddy. 77 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,712 How was your first big day at the press junket? 78 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:17,090 Endless. It was like the second act of a Judd Apatow movie. 79 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,759 He was exquisite. 80 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,886 The movie's tracking really well on social. 81 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,764 New media impressions are up 23 percent across platforms. 82 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:24,931 What does that mean? 83 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,392 Oh, I have no idea. I assumed you would know. 84 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,229 But I keep tweeting things and they keep getting retweeted, 85 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:32,689 so we're doing something right. 86 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,691 Yesterday I dropped my phone in the bathroom 87 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,110 which made BoJack's Instagram post a picture of the floor, 88 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,780 with the caption "spujb." That got 4000 likes. 89 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,490 - Great. - I am exhausted. 90 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:44,159 Being a movie star is the hardest job. 91 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:46,661 And we get no recognition. 92 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,121 Okay, you're gonna love this. 93 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:51,958 I pulled some strings at Manatee Fair and set up an interview tomorrow night. 94 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:54,461 BoJack is not ready for a magazine feature. 95 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,505 Relax. It's not that big a deal. 96 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:59,341 I didn't realize you were an authority on deal size. 97 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:00,342 Listen, Moussaka... 98 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:04,221 Ladies, please. There's plenty of BoJack to go around. 99 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,182 I can do all the bullshit things Ana's scheduled for me in the morning 100 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:10,685 and still have time for Princess Carolyn's bullshit thing tomorrow night. 101 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,270 Now, pajamas. 102 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,271 Whaa! 103 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,440 - Todd? - What is going on over there? 104 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,484 BoJack smuggled a young boy into his room. 105 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:20,070 No big deal. Movie stars do it all the time. 106 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,780 Where am I? 107 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,657 Bagels? Pizza? 108 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:26,117 Hipsters? Urine? 109 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:29,371 - Am I in Minneapolis? - What? No, you're in New York. 110 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,164 why are you in New York? 111 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:34,167 Beats me. Sometimes I just am places. 112 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:37,837 I can't get to sleep. Oh, God. 113 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,467 Yeah, that'll do it. 114 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:49,724 Is my name Sarah Koenig? Because I'm about to get cereal. 115 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,562 I am the queen. 116 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,397 Follow me, citizens. 117 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,942 There are no sad times in our cave of possibilities. 118 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,286 Huh. 119 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:13,164 Small bottle of shampoo? Not on my watch! 120 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,752 You better not have gotten your failure stink 121 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,838 all over my important movie star clothes. 122 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,631 - Ohh... - I didn't mean that. 123 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,800 You're my friend and you don't stink of failure. 124 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:27,178 Your stink is one of good intentions and youthful exuberance. 125 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,014 Hooray, compliment! 126 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,683 You wanted me to ping you regarding Mr. Peanutbutter. 127 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:34,519 Oh, fish! Guys, hold on, I have to make a quick call. 128 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,396 - What? You're already on a call. - Sorry. 129 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,106 - Please hold. - This is ridiculous. 130 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,859 - Hello? - It's your agent! 131 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,194 I wanted to remind you of your meeting with Pinky today. 132 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:44,863 I think I'm already in it. 133 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,743 - Do I need to be on this call still? - I put you on conference. How do I...? 134 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:53,663 - BoJack Horseman, is that you? - Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter. 135 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:57,375 Hey buddy, loved that bathroom floor pic you posted yesterday. 136 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,711 Spujb! Classic BoJack. 137 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:02,297 We should get together sometime and take a selfie. 138 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:06,551 I'd love to, buddy, but I'm kinda in New York right now. 139 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:09,429 New York City? They make such great salsa. 140 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:12,098 I'm here too, honey. Have a great meeting! 141 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,434 Diane? Wait, you went to New York? 142 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,227 - No. I'm just on... - Why wouldn't you tell me? 143 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:17,687 How long are you... I'm not accusing. 144 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:21,983 I just... I feel safer when I know that I know where you are. 145 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,985 - I affirm your feelings... - I don't want to... 146 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,528 your feelings have value, 147 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,073 but I'm not in New York, I'm just on the conference call. 148 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,158 - Guys, can we... - I feel heard. 149 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,869 - I hear that you feel heard. - What the hell is happening? 150 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:36,122 - Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter, I'm in New York! - What? 151 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:39,417 As Carrie from Sex and the City might say... 152 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:42,796 - I'm Carrie. - Todd? In the naked city? 153 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:47,467 That is going to lead to some wackiness. You mark my words. 154 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:51,429 Would you guys literally mark my words? I do want to refer back to this later on. 155 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,390 We're in the middle of a meeting! 156 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,184 Got to go. It's always "Rabbit, Run" with this guy. 157 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,268 Right? 158 00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:00,939 Oh, yeah. Somebody did their research on J.D. Salinger. 159 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,023 Rabbit, Run? 160 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,818 - That's Updike, you illiterate. - What's Updike? 161 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,861 Not much, dyke, what's up with you? 162 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,571 Is "dyke" an okay thing to say now? 163 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,949 Has it been reclaimed? I honestly can't keep track. 164 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,577 - Who are you asking? - We're hanging up now, goodbye. 165 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:18,123 Wow! BoJack and Todd in the Big Apple. 166 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:22,210 I want to find one of those fortune telling robots that can make me big! 167 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:26,673 Hey, champ, I have a very important job for you. 168 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,591 Why don't you go get us some ice? 169 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,301 You don't need to patronize me. 170 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:34,556 - But, yeah, I can do that important job. - Don't get lost, buddy! 171 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:35,682 I'm not gonna get lost. 172 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,393 The city's on a grid, why would I get... 173 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,191 Oh, no. 174 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,777 Hello? Are you still there? 175 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,905 - They may have hung up. - I have some good news for once. 176 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,658 I just got promoted to head of programming. 177 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:56,911 I'm no longer a passenger on the burning wreckage of an industry 178 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:59,164 that is broadcast television. 179 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,499 - I'm a captain! - What happened to Wanda? 180 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,626 You didn't hear? She got poached. 181 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,754 - Oh, God! - By another company. 182 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:06,755 Oh, good. 183 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,506 - They shot her. - Oh, God! 184 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,675 Straight to the top of the corporate ladder! 185 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:14,054 - Oh, good. - She had to move to Detroit. 186 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:17,474 - Oh, God! - Which I hear is due for a resurgence. 187 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,601 Can we get to the goddamn point, please? 188 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,020 Anyway, the network is finally breaking even, 189 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:25,023 thanks to the runaway success of Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: 190 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,484 What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out! 191 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,737 Not to mention its companion show Talking Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: 192 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,322 What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out, 193 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,281 With Chris Hardwick. 194 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:36,534 - So as long as you two stick around... - I'm taking the show off the air. 195 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,495 Wait, what? Why? 196 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,538 I told the story I wanted to tell. 197 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,875 To prolong it for commercial reasons would be crass and inorganic. 198 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:44,793 Uh... 199 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:48,671 At long last the public knows what Hollywoo stars and celebrities know 200 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,048 and what they don't know. 201 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,716 Did they know things? 202 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,676 - Well, we found out. - This is a nightmare. 203 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,137 Why does everything I love fall apart as soon as I touch it? 204 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:58,348 Oh, my ex-wife was right about me. 205 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:02,143 I am no Christopher from the Tesla dealership. 206 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,526 Is this as good as it gets? 207 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:14,781 Or are we living in the ghost town where once my career did blossom? 208 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,159 Who will speak my name when I am gone? 209 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:22,747 Who will sing lamentations for he who once talked soup? 210 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:26,668 What legacy of ruin am I left with? 211 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:30,630 What rewards have I reaped for the damage done? 212 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,925 I do not miss the spotlight's glare, 213 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:38,096 but I do... a little, miss sunshine. 214 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,687 But before you fold the omelette, 215 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:49,607 I'd like the chef to hold the pan up and whisper his or her dreams into it. 216 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:53,069 Whisper dreams into omelette. 217 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,572 Just coffee. Don't need to talk to it at all. Thanks. 218 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,241 You look different. Older. A lot older. 219 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:01,202 I'm not saying you look bad, just much, much, much older. 220 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,245 Thank you, Jill. 221 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,581 You haven't heard from Cuddlywhiskers recently, have you? 222 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,458 Cuddlywhiskers? I haven't talked to him since the show was canceled. 223 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:08,793 I worry about him. 224 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,296 About six months back, he disappeared, 225 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,589 stopped returning my calls. 226 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,593 I'm sure he's fine. I mean, who returns calls? 227 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,928 Promise me you'll check on him when you get back to L.A. 228 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,681 Maybe swing by his house? I think you owe him that much. 229 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,641 Fine. Listen, about the play... 230 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:26,311 The Tragedy of Greg KingLear, a theatrical immersion by Jill Pill? 231 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,354 - Right. - That's dead. Over. 232 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,273 A thing that happened that happens no longer, 233 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,691 - like a whimper in the wind. - Okay. 234 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:36,779 Theater is by its very nature ephemeral. We shout into the void, "Hey, you!" 235 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,782 And the void says, "Stop shouting at me, please!" 236 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:43,536 And we grab the void and we spit in its face, "Sir, I will not." 237 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,413 Boy, did New York do a number on you. 238 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:48,583 Let me tell you about my next piece. It starts with you, 239 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:52,003 BoJack Horseman, completely naked and covered in milk. 240 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,047 - I'll stop you there. - It's a symbol for rebirth. 241 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,007 I'm not interested in being rebirthed. 242 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,468 I'm still recovering from being birthed the first time. 243 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,012 Jill, I'm not the guy who does things that are challenging, 244 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,097 or edgy, or covered in milk. 245 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:06,768 I'm about to be nominated for an Oscar. I'm thinking about my legacy now. 246 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:10,146 I want to do things that connect with people, things that last. 247 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,273 That's the whole point, nothing lasts. 248 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,275 No, I know, but see, years after I die, 249 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,694 people will still be able to see me in Secretariat. 250 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,446 - And then what? - And then... 251 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,200 I'll be remembered. If I win an Oscar, I'll be remembered. 252 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:25,244 - And then what? - Then my life will have meaning. 253 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,413 - I don't know! - Mm-hmm. 254 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,499 You know what the real tragedy of Greg KingLear is? 255 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,167 Two hours long without an intermission? 256 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,627 It's that he's a marionette. 257 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:36,089 And he doesn't even know someone else is pulling his strings. 258 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:39,008 Mmm, I don't think the chef whispered his dreams into this. 259 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,468 This does not taste like dreams. 260 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:46,557 You told me I would be getting more attention at a smaller agency, 261 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,601 but if anything, I'm getting less. 262 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,145 Is this the best time to be on your phone? 263 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:53,815 I'm sorry. Let me just send this one email... 264 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,192 What? Why isn't it sending? Judah! 265 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,403 I'm taking my business to Gekko Rabitowitz. 266 00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,862 What? No! 267 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:04,033 J.D. Salinger is too big a star to be hamstrung by some rinky-dink operation 268 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,952 working out of a two-story warehouse. 269 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,538 I need an agency with at least nine stories. 270 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,580 Uh... 271 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:13,876 That was a reference to my work, with which you are clearly not familiar. 272 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,211 - Oh... - Goodbye. 273 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,672 Hello to you, Rasputin. 274 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,466 - Give my regards to the czar. - I will relay the message. 275 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,469 Oh, I don't know why I thought I could do this. 276 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:27,056 I'm drowning, and cats hate drowning. 277 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,809 I believe I can take on more responsibility around here. 278 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,478 - On a provisional basis, of course. - Okay. 279 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,732 But we're a small agency and we need to think like one. 280 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,358 Instead of spreading ourselves thinner, 281 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,319 we should focus on better gigs for the clients we already have. 282 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:43,698 - Oh. Like Jerry Maguire. - Yes. 283 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,326 - What part of Jerry Maguire? - The part where Tom Cruise's agent 284 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,455 got him a massive payday for being in Jerry Maguire. 285 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,583 Who's that dog? Mister Peanutbutter 286 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,917 Princess Carolyn? 287 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,754 Listen, kid, tough break about the Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities 288 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,631 Whatever, Whatever, Whatever, but what are we gonna do next? 289 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:03,217 I was looking forward to taking some time off. 290 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,179 What? That is the worst idea I've ever heard. 291 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,014 You're the biggest name in TV right now. 292 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,516 and every network would love to air your next project. 293 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,019 Why don't you get off your lazy keister 294 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:16,189 and come up with some TV ideas and make us all billionaires? 295 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,398 Go get us some money. 296 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,318 Go get it, boy. You can do it! Go! Atta boy! 297 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:27,116 Daddy, it's so nice having you home. 298 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,535 These last few months have been amazing. 299 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,038 My blood pressure's down, my stress is down. 300 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,040 Oh, what the...? 301 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,085 There's my favorite accountant! 302 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,545 Great news! P.B. Livin' is back... 303 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,005 - No! No! - ... in business! 304 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,049 - No! - Yes! 305 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,176 - Here we go! - Oh, God, no, please. 306 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:48,388 It's gonna be great, as it always is, from my perspective. 307 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,723 Dad, you promised we were gonna play catch, 308 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,768 and then we'd listen to your favorite Harry Chapin song together! 309 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,395 You never told me what it was! 310 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,730 Oh, it's Cat's in the Cradle, but don't listen to it now! 311 00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,232 I'm gonna go listen to it. 312 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,526 No! The lyrics are too relevant. Don't do it. 313 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,945 No! 314 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,619 So, what's next for BoJack? 315 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:15,456 What do you mean, "What's next?" Why does everything have to have a next? 316 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:19,544 I just mean, after Secretariat's all over, what are you going to do next? 317 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:23,923 We were told this feature would be pegged to the release of Secretariat. 318 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:27,427 It is, but we also want to get to know the real BoJack. 319 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,095 - Do we? - If you want the real BoJack, 320 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,680 there's a book written about that. 321 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,891 But that was BoJack before the book came out. 322 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,476 Who's BoJack now? 323 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,812 Who's BoJack now? BoJack is just... 324 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,231 He's a guy who could use a drink, that's who! 325 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,441 Should we order alcohol? 326 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,277 Heather, could we have a moment of privacy, please? 327 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,363 Sure. I'll just plug my ears and sing an old sea shanty. 328 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,745 Sweetheart, I don't think we need to be drinking tonight. 329 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,123 Trust me, you do not want me to do this sober. 330 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,293 You don't need to micromanage everything, okay? I'm not your puppet. 331 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:04,005 All right. You clearly have everything under control. 332 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,554 Garçon, dos whiskey sours, por favor? 333 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,056 Actually, make it tres. And whatever the lady wants. 334 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,851 - Did mama bear finally leave? - She's a human, but yes. 335 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,644 Well, when the cat's away... 336 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,730 Again, a human. I like where you're going with this. 337 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,940 I gotta tell you, I really loved the movie. 338 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,984 You're definitely going to win an Oscar. 339 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,070 That "You Are Secretariat" scene? Oh, it made me wet. 340 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,322 It made you wet? 341 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,532 Yeah. "Wet" is manatee slang. 342 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,910 It refers to a feeling of comfort and warmth, 343 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,704 because a manatee's natural habitat is water. 344 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,039 Oh, okay. 345 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,041 - It also made me really horny. - Uh... 346 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,417 That's narwhal slang. 347 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,169 You know, because they have horns. 348 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,888 When I first came to New York I was young, full of hope. 349 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,890 But you get lost in this town. 350 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,684 One day you look in the mirror and think to yourself, 351 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,187 "Who is this sad, broken man?" 352 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,356 Listen, kid, I don't need your life story. 353 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,191 I just came out here to commit suicide. 354 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,610 - No, don't! - Crap! Forgot I could fly. 355 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:16,244 The first thing you notice about BoJack is he's got a nice buzz going. 356 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,330 Oh, one final question. Are you more man than horse? 357 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,082 Or are you more horse than man? 358 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,375 What the hell does that mean? 359 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,169 Take off your city clothes and let's be animals! 360 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,255 I want to get natural! 361 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,634 Okay! A manatee and a horse making out with each other. 362 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,969 Just like in nature. 363 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,847 In the old days sailors thought manatees were mermaids. 364 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:40,184 Remember that episode of Horsin' Around where Sabrina wanted to be a mermaid? 365 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,019 I don't want to think about that show. 366 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,854 I didn't come back to your hotel room 367 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:47,984 because you're a goofy dad who once got his dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner. 368 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,611 I'm pretty sure that never happened on the show. 369 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,322 If I'm going to sacrifice my journalistic integrity, 370 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,617 it's because I'm having sex with a movie star. 371 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:57,535 And they're off! 372 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,706 - You like that, little horsie? - Yeah. 373 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:05,418 - But I don't need you to talk. - I'm a mermaid, baby. 374 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,379 - Gonna climb up onto your boat. - What? 375 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,467 - What happened? - Sorry, I just... Give me a minute. 376 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:17,263 You want me to touch it, blow on it, sing it happy birthday? 377 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,723 No, no, just... 378 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,725 Why did you say that thing about the boat? 379 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,477 I don't know, I was being sexy. You okay? 380 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,813 Just forget it. You ruined it. 381 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,612 You want to talk about it? 382 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:36,657 There's nothing to talk about. It was a misunderstanding, that's all. 383 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,328 She just walked in at the worst possible... 384 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:43,080 It... It wasn't my fault, uh, right? 385 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,207 I don't know what you're talking about. 386 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,127 On the boat, there was a girl. 387 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,129 - What? - In New Mexico. 388 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,506 And she trusted me. 389 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,552 I keep asking myself if her mother didn't walk in, 390 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,887 would I have done it? 391 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,556 And part of me is sure that I... I couldn't. 392 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,101 But another part knows that's a lie. 393 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,438 How do you make something right when you've made it so wrong 394 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,898 you can never go back? 395 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,234 I just think you have to keep moving forward? 396 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,361 Yeah. 397 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:16,656 All my life that's all I've ever done. What's it gotten me? 398 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,492 Well, hey, look, you're the star of a movie now. 399 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,285 You're probably gonna win an Oscar. 400 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,287 I'm not even in it. That's not me. 401 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:26,874 - What do you mean, that's not you? - I was digitally replaced. 402 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,543 Special effects. None of it's me. 403 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,046 Wow, that's... 404 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,798 That's quite a story. 405 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,591 I shouldn't even be here. 406 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,301 It's been a long night. 407 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,430 Why don't we go to bed? In the morning, everything will be okay. 408 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,696 Oh, shit. 409 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,410 BoJack? 410 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,620 It's 4:00 am. 411 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,623 No, it's 7:00. I'm in New York. I'm calling from the future. 412 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,876 Is that BoJack Horseman? What is this, a crossover episode? 413 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,919 What do you want? 414 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,923 Let's say, hypothetically, you had some information about me. 415 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,383 You were gonna write about it, 416 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,052 I wanted to stop you before you could get it published. 417 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,847 What would be a smart thing I could do in that situation 418 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,265 that would change your mind? 419 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,058 Are we fighting about the book again? 420 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,269 I don't remember where we left off last time. 421 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,354 No. Diane, not everything is about you. 422 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,773 For once, I have a problem, I need your help. 423 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,900 Okay, walk me through it again? 424 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,486 I don't have time! It's already three hours later here! 425 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,322 Thanks a lot. Once again, you've been no help whatsoever. 426 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,200 Spoiler from the future, you suck. 427 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:46,662 Sorry, you don't suck. I'm just... very stressed out right now. Bye. 428 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,874 Oh, come on, come on. 429 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,335 I'm aware of the situation and I'm handling it. 430 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,755 - But I haven't even... - I'm handling it. 431 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,631 I'll see you at the screening tonight. 432 00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,008 - But... - Don't be late. 433 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,010 - BoJack! - Huh? 434 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,970 There you are. Stay right there. 435 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,181 You will not believe the night I had. 436 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,309 - This city will eat you alive. - Did you get the ice? 437 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,562 I'll be right back. 438 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:15,775 I'm lost again! 439 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:18,819 All right, Oxnard. 440 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,906 We are looking at a once in a lifetime opportunity. 441 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,033 Too bad Todd's not here. 442 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,076 He's always the best at coming up with ideas 443 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,245 that at first might seem terrible... 444 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,581 Right. 445 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,042 If he was here, he'd probably say something like, 446 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,836 "Hey, you know what's cool? Spaghetti strainers!" 447 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,129 Go on. 448 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:40,382 And you'd say, "I feel like I've seen that somewhere before." 449 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,551 Hah! That is so me! 450 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,221 And then he'd say, "What if I told you 451 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,641 that this spaghetti strainer is also a hat?" 452 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:52,228 A spaghetti strainer that's also a hat? 453 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,021 That is a brilliant idea! 454 00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:56,148 That's a terrible idea. That's my point! 455 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,775 Put that in the maybe pile. 456 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,819 Right now, we need to focus on TV shows. 457 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,570 I'm sure Todd would suggest, 458 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:05,449 A Spaghetti Strainer The TV Show. 459 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,868 That's it! Todd, you've done it again. 460 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,578 No! Nobody's done anything. 461 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:13,040 Oxnard, I want you to buy out the entire spaghetti strainer warehouse. 462 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:15,292 I mean, every spaghetti strainer they got. 463 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:18,212 I'm putting all my money in spaghetti strainers for this show. 464 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:21,423 - How is this a show? - Don't ask me. It's your idea. 465 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,558 I took care of our problem. 466 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,142 What did you do? 467 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:35,771 You don't need to know anything else. It's been taken care of. 468 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,231 Ana... 469 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,775 There... There was a moment back at the hotel where... 470 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,696 I really thought I blew it, I was scared it was all over, and... 471 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,574 And then after, I was relieved. 472 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,493 I don't know if I should win an Oscar. 473 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,413 - I don't know if I want to. - Stop punishing yourself. 474 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,164 I was in New Mexico. 475 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:58,127 None of that matters. All that matters now is the story. 476 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,212 We get to decide what our story is. 477 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:03,299 Nobody else gets to tell you what your story is. 478 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,342 - What is my story? - I'll tell you. 479 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:09,263 This has been your dream for the last 30 years. You made it happen. 480 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:13,517 An Oscar won't make you happy forever, it won't solve all your problems. 481 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:17,313 You win that Oscar, the next day you go back to being you. 482 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,566 But that night is a really good night. 483 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:25,404 I think you deserve a really good night, and I know how to get you there. 484 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:27,364 Do you want that? 485 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,950 Yes, I do. 486 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:33,329 Go introduce your movie. Tell your story. 487 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,831 Tomorrow we fly to Chicago. 488 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,503 Being Secretariat isn't just about running fast. 489 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,714 Secretariat's a state of mind. 490 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:47,676 It's about doing the right thing, standing up for yourself. 491 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:51,972 Why, I look around and I see a whole room full of Secretariats. 492 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:54,308 You are Secretariat. 493 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,518 And you are Secretariat. 494 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,313 And you... are Secretariat. 495 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:07,196 BoJack, it's such a beautiful movie and I think such a textured performance. 496 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,073 When you were on Horsin' Around, 497 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:12,076 could you ever have imagined that you'd give a performance like this? 498 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:15,245 Yes. Actually, I imagined it a lot. 499 00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:18,248 I always knew I was more than just a dumb TV actor. 500 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:21,877 Even if other people didn't always know that. 501 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,630 Seriously, though... 502 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,216 that TV show... 503 00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:29,093 it wasn't me. 504 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:31,637 This movie is me. 505 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:35,057 And I can't tell you how great it feels to finally be doing 506 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,685 the kind of work that I can be proud of. 507 00:24:40,169 --> 00:24:40,728 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 508 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:28,777 Boxer vs. Raptor,