1 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,224 Why do I have to go to this thing? 2 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:17,726 If we want to be a legitimate awards contender, 3 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:20,687 Secretariat needs to make an appearance at a big festival. 4 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:23,106 - I can't just go to Cannes? - You Cannes not. 5 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,359 Apparently, the French do not care for you 6 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:27,486 ever since you said that thing in the press. 7 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,696 Hey, I stand by my critique of Sartre. 8 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:33,825 His philosophical arguments helped tyrannical regimes justify overt cruelty. 9 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:35,494 Also, the French smell and I hate them. 10 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:38,789 And you can't go to Sundance because Robert Redford hates you. 11 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,625 Someone had to tell him The Horse Whisperer was offensive. 12 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,461 Sorry, but real horses don't just do whatever someone says. 13 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,256 And that's why you need to go to this festival. 14 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,882 If you say so. 15 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:51,510 The Pacific Ocean Film Fest, or POFF, 16 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:54,972 is the biggest underwater film festival in the world. 17 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:58,308 You make a splash there, people are going to notice. 18 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,309 Fine. 19 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:02,521 All you need to do is get to the premiere on time, 8:00. 20 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:05,983 Walk the red carpet, wave at the crowd, kiss some fish babies. 21 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,943 Fish. They're so annoying. 22 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:11,238 Sorry, lady. No habla fish talk. 23 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:14,992 You need to be sensitive to their culture. Things are different down there. 24 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,369 You know what a thumb's up means, right? 25 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,955 Yes, I know what a thumb's up means. I'll be fine. 26 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,790 Oh, I wanted to warn you. 27 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:25,294 Kelsey Jannings is also going to be at the festival. 28 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,379 - Kelsey? No. - She has another film there. 29 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:30,007 I haven't talked to her since she got fired from Secretariat. 30 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,844 Well, luckily you won't have to talk much because you'll both be underwater. 31 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,013 God, I haven't been underwater 32 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,932 since my mother tried to drown me in the bathtub when I was 22. 33 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:41,018 I can't do this, Ana. I'm sorry. 34 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,436 - Sir. - I'm getting off. 35 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:45,314 You can't. We've already pressurized the cabin. 36 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:48,942 - Sir, please return to your seat. - No. I don't want to do this. 37 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,193 You can't make me. 38 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,154 I'm a land creature. I don't belong down there. 39 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,364 You can lead me to water, but you cannot make... 40 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,574 Aaaah! 41 00:02:51,265 --> 00:02:55,159 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 42 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:41,198 Mm-hmm. 43 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,213 Uh-oh! 44 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:50,489 Hey, move it, buddy. 45 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,324 What are you, deaf? 46 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:58,288 Oh, you have got to be kidding...