1 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:15,224 Ladies and gentlemen, 2 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:18,227 to announce this year's Oscar nominees... 3 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,896 Mr. Peanutbutter! 4 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,320 Mr. Peanutbutter! 5 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,574 Mr. Peanutbutter? 6 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:37,704 Hello! Here I am, Mr. Peanutbutter. 7 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:39,623 That's my name and I am here. 8 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:43,085 Okay, the nominees. Nominees for Oscar. 9 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,711 Who are the nominees? 10 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:48,090 Well, as I used to say on Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: 11 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:51,218 What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out, 12 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,803 let's find out. 13 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,555 For Best Actor, the nominees are. 14 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:57,891 Jurj Clooners for The Nazi Who Played Yahtzee. 15 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,060 Bread Poot for City of AIDS. 16 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,979 Colin Firth for First Things Firth. 17 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,272 The Colin Firth Story. 18 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:06,400 Michael Fassbender for... I want to say Bill Gates? 19 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,444 And BoJack Horseman for Secretariat. 20 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,240 Whoa. 21 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:16,243 BoJack, you just got nominated for an Oscar. 22 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,662 You're an Oscar nominee. How do you feel? 23 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,122 I feel... 24 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,457 I-I feel... 25 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,042 I feel... 26 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,253 the same. 27 00:02:17,132 --> 00:02:20,818 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.Addic7ed.com ... 28 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,977 It happened again. Why do I keep thinking things will make me happy? 29 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,772 - What is wrong with me? - BoJack, don't do this. 30 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:31,318 - Don't fetishize your own sadness. - Uh... Oh, God, I'm drowning. 31 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:34,488 - I feel like I'm drowning. - BoJack, listen. 32 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:38,575 When I was 17, I snuck out to a fraternity party. 33 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:41,703 The roads were icy and I swerved into the lake. 34 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,625 I came to underwater. 35 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:50,796 It was dark and cold, and I didn't even know which way was up. 36 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:54,341 I thought for sure I was going to drown. 37 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:57,511 And then... I noticed... 38 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:01,932 when I opened my mouth, the air bubbles floated up, 39 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,601 and that's how I knew which way to swim. 40 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,729 That is a terrifying story. 41 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:11,566 BoJack, when you find yourself lost and disoriented and underwater 42 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,693 and you don't know which way is up, 43 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,695 it's important to breathe. 44 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,199 I don't deserve this. I'm not a best actor. 45 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,660 Awards aren't about who's best, BoJack. 46 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,662 That's literally the only thing they're about. 47 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:26,665 No. All this means is that you're one of the special people. 48 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:30,836 I saw it the first time I met you. You must have known it all your life. 49 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,463 And all your life, people told you that you were wrong, 50 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:37,092 that you weren't special, that you were just like everybody else. 51 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:39,922 But now, the special people are saying, 52 00:03:39,947 --> 00:03:42,830 "You were right, BoJack. You were right." 53 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:46,017 I was right. I am one of the special people. 54 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,353 - Yes. - What are we doing just sitting here? 55 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:49,938 I just got nominated for an Oscar. 56 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:55,485 We gotta party like it's 1982, the year Prince released 1999. 57 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:04,953 Whoo-hoo! 58 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:21,011 BoJack, your complimentary Rolex is here. 59 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:25,056 BoJack, giant chocolate Oscar's here. 60 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:28,977 Famous DJ David Gu-etta is at the door. 61 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,047 Free Tesla's here, Boj. They want to 62 00:04:31,072 --> 00:04:32,797 know if they can park it in your driveway. 63 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:33,774 No. 64 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:37,736 Tell them I want my free Tesla parked in my goddamn living room. I'm BoJack! 65 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:49,122 Yeah, now we're doing it! Look at us partying. 66 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:55,170 BoJack, you got another delivery. Someone sent a... nerd? 67 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,588 Hi. 68 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,510 You get a load of this chili cheese fountain? 69 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,451 Grab a handful of beans and go to town. 70 00:05:03,476 --> 00:05:05,287 Hey, this is all really something. 71 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,557 But I actually just came because I heard about the nomination 72 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,975 and I wanted to make sure you're okay. 73 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,977 That's a funny way of saying congratulations. 74 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,980 But not funny "ha-ha", more like funny Doonesbury. 75 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,817 I know how this kind of thing can sometimes send you spinning. 76 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,903 "Oh, God, why doesn't this make me happy? Will anything make me happy? 77 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,822 I'm an empty husk." That kind of thing. 78 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:24,065 Well, thank you for that, but I'm actually doing great. 79 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:27,369 I direct your attention to the aforementioned chili cheese fountain! 80 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,457 It's too bad I'm not managing your social campaign anymore, 81 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:34,626 because this party would make a great Snapchat story. 82 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,087 You are not gonna make me guilty about leaving Princess Carolyn. 83 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,297 I'm not here to make you feel guilty. Like I said... 84 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,091 Honestly, I don't even know what you're doing over there. 85 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,927 - Tweeting for celebrities? - Well, actually, I don't... 86 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,304 When I met you, you were so cool and interesting... 87 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,514 Uh, I was never cool. 88 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,849 You used to actually care about shit. What happened? 89 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,894 I don't know, BoJack. Maybe caring about shit got old. 90 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,725 Maybe I'm tired of everyone yelling at 91 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,630 me and sending death threats to my house, 92 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,268 and all my friends thinking I'm annoying, 93 00:05:58,293 --> 00:05:59,813 and getting in fights with my husband, 94 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:02,946 and seeing little refugee boys die in hospital bombings. 95 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:06,032 It's exhausting and I can't do it. If that makes me a bad person, 96 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,368 then I'm sorry that I'm not the "cool, interesting girl." 97 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:11,621 I never said you were a bad person. I just said it's not you. 98 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,998 And you know it's not you. 99 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,625 Oh, and this party is you? Who are all these people? 100 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,419 - These are my friends. - Name one of them. 101 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:20,171 - Tes-ley. - You're just looking at the Tesla. 102 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,465 I don't know why it's so hard for you to believe that I could be happy. 103 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:23,883 I'm not like you, okay? 104 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:28,888 - I don't fetishize my own sadness. - I don't fetishize my own sadness. 105 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:33,852 - Sure. - You don't know anything about me. 106 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:36,354 Hey! 107 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,481 I know that you can tweet for a living 108 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,645 in a house in Beverly Hills that your husband bought, 109 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:43,653 or you can think you're better than everyone, but you can't do both. 110 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,092 I don't think I'm better than everyone. 111 00:06:46,117 --> 00:06:47,765 And again, I say, sure. 112 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:48,825 You know what's gonna happen? 113 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,828 You're gonna win that Oscar, and you're gonna go up on that stage 114 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,873 and give your little speech, and then you're gonna go home. 115 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,542 And you're gonna be so miserable, you'll want to kill yourself. 116 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,878 And you're gonna have nobody left to stop you. 117 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,590 Hey, it's BoJack! 118 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:04,924 BoJack! BoJack! 119 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:07,677 No one's gonna be there when I kill myself? 120 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,888 Listen to that chanting, Diane. 121 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,681 The chanting don't lie. 122 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:15,018 There's going to be plenty of people around when I kill myself. 123 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,186 BoJack! 124 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:19,064 Tell your readers that BoJack was sleeping. 125 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,775 He didn't even know they were announced today. 126 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,194 Okay. Goodbye, Heather. 127 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:27,113 - Hey, Ana, can I ask you something? - Of course, darling. 128 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:30,033 - So, if I win the Oscar... - "When" you win the Oscar. 129 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,911 Right. But after that, what's gonna happen to us? 130 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,621 - What do you mean? - What we have. 131 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,873 It's more than just an Oscar campaign, right? 132 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,041 - I need to go. - What? 133 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,209 There's work to be done. 134 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,420 We got the nomination, but now, the real battle begins. 135 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:45,715 Enjoy your party. Stop worrying about the future. 136 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,450 Come on, buddy! Come on! 137 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,580 - Mr. Peanutbutter! - Thank God you're okay. 138 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,124 Better than okay. I'm wonderful. 139 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,543 Thanks to you, you wonderful man. 140 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:24,295 When you said my name this morning, you changed my life. 141 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,256 - About that... - Hey, did you see Erica here? 142 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,341 She was looking for you earlier, with her good eye. 143 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,301 Her other eye was looking to the stars. 144 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:33,430 - BoJack, I need to talk to you. - Yeah? What's going on, buddy? 145 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,850 Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news. 146 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:49,112 Raven on a wire. A gloomy portent, precariously perched. 147 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:53,491 And, as the sun sets, so does it spread its deathly shadow 148 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:57,912 across the just and unjust of the outdoor seating area 149 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:00,206 of the California Pizza Kitchen. 150 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:03,251 Mm-hmm! And what better way to view such disquieting omens 151 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,962 than through these gorgeous floor-to-ceiling windows? 152 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:10,508 Yeah. Wow! They really make regular windows look like shit. 153 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:13,720 I can't look out the window while lying on the floor? 154 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,515 - No, thank you, regular window! - Tell me a little about your company. 155 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:20,060 Well, it started as a safe space for women. 156 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:20,977 Ooh! 157 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,898 Then, it became a safe space for women and men. 158 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:25,857 Oh! 159 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,860 Now, it's more of a safe-ish space for women... 160 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:29,778 Mm-hmm. 161 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:32,781 And a really safe space for men to look at women... 162 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:33,698 I hear you. 163 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,658 While also being driven around by them. 164 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:39,162 - Wow! Something for everyone. - Demand is skyrocketing. 165 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,164 That's why we need a bigger office space. 166 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,832 You come to work, clock in, 167 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,292 you put sugar in your coffee, 168 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:47,587 and watch it slowly disappear into nothingness. 169 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,673 But the sugar doesn't know why. Sugar didn't ask to be born. 170 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:51,591 Is he okay? 171 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,885 He recently found out that his brother's sick. 172 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,513 Oh. I'm so sorry, but you know what else is sick? 173 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,681 - These hardwood floors. - Ooh! 174 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,975 Did you hear that, Mr. Peanutbutter? 175 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,817 Losing BoJack was a blow. There's no way to sugarcoat it, 176 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:11,611 even if I were generally good at sugarcoating things, which I'm not. 177 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:15,073 You know, I wish cats really did have nine lives. 178 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,951 It would make me feel better about how much I'm screwing up this one. 179 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,354 You're not screwing up your life. 180 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,330 Sometimes I feel like, if I could start everything over, 181 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,583 knowing what I know now, I'd do it all right this time. 182 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,502 But other times I think... 183 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:28,962 No, I wouldn't. 184 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,258 As you all know, things have been rough, 185 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,927 and, unfortunately, we have to scale back our staff. 186 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,680 - Mainly, you. - Are you firing me? 187 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,557 In a sense, yes. 188 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,976 But, in another sense, I'm promoting you 189 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,562 to a position of finding a job somewhere else. 190 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,898 Yeah. I don't think I ever thanked you for 191 00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:49,965 giving me this job in the first place. 192 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,985 It was an honor to work with you. 193 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,738 You were the worst social media coordinator this company ever had. 194 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,828 Are you sure you need surgery? Can't you get a second opinion? 195 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:05,039 Second opinion? You know there's only one doctor on the Peninsula. 196 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,417 I could ask him twice if it'd make you feel better. 197 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,419 Nothing could make me feel better right now. 198 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,542 Not even an amazing career 199 00:11:10,553 --> 00:11:12,487 opportunity. Hold on, I'm getting another call. 200 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:15,758 I've got to take this. It could be an amazing career opportunity. Hello? 201 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,386 Mr. Peanutbutter, this is Shep Von Trapp, 202 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:19,804 awards show producer, 203 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,639 with a career opportunity 204 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:25,226 that is... good. 205 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,186 This isn't a great time, Shep. Could you call back? 206 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,688 Absolutely... not. 207 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:32,817 The Oscar nomination announcement is in seven days and we don't have a host. 208 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,278 Sadly, Jimmy Fallon just broke his face. 209 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,947 What? Halloween in January? 210 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,074 What a crazy concept! I can't believe it! 211 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,160 I mean, what is this? Barry Gibb would be like... 212 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,956 No. First, I gotta get a selfie with this thing. 213 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,459 I'm Jimmy Fallon... 214 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,545 Und you are our first choice 215 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,298 after our first "first choice" got hit by a bus. 216 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,176 You're our second "first choice." What do you say? 217 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,888 Ooh, a job like that? You want a fully present presenter to present. 218 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,681 And I don't know if I've got the pep in my step 219 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,892 to take that show where it needs to go, you know? 220 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,393 I've got a real pepless step, Shep. 221 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,063 Okay, well, let me know, because if you don't want to do it, 222 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,899 we'll probably just post the list of nominees online or something. 223 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,192 It's really not that big of a deal. 224 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,986 Hey, sorry about that. Just got a call from the Oscars. 225 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:21,157 - They want me to host... - They want you to host the Oscars? 226 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,575 Nomination announcement. 227 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,202 But I don't think I have it in me right now. 228 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,412 Are you kidding? You gotta take that gig. 229 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,414 - Really? - Mr. Peanutbutter... 230 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,917 what did Nana Peanutbutter always say? 231 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,294 "Always take every opportunity that comes your way 232 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,922 because opportunities are like sneezes from God, 233 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,508 and when God sneezes, you can't say 'God bless you' to God, 234 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,343 so instead you have to take the opportunity. 235 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,470 I'm cold. Will you pass me that blanket?" 236 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,973 Boy, that old gal had something for everything, didn't she? 237 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,599 I know you're worried about me, 238 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,686 but sitting around the house worrying isn't going to help anyone. 239 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,105 Okay, but you'll call me when you get out of the surgery, right? 240 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,940 I'm not gonna let my phone leave my sight. 241 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,276 Of course. And now, I've got something new to live for. 242 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:01,698 My little brother, telling the whole world who got an Oscar! 243 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,157 Nomination. 244 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:09,038 We are minutes away. Shep, release the envelope. 245 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,207 Copy that. Releasing the envelope. 246 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,710 It's go time. 247 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,130 It's go time. 248 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:21,134 - Are you ready, Brother Pricewater? - Of course, Brother Housecoopers. 249 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,019 Mr. Peanutbutter, we'd like to invite you to the stage. 250 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,688 It's here! The golden envelope. 251 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,566 - Hmm... - Herr Peanutbutter? 252 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,193 Okay. Oh, my phone. What should I do with it, Todd? 253 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,445 - Maybe you should hold it. - Uh-huh. 254 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,654 - No, I'll take it with me. - All right. 255 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,031 - No, you hold it. - Sure thing, yeah. 256 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,949 - No, put it in my jacket pocket. - Right here. Okay. 257 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,952 Oh, no, it's a fake pocket. Tricked again! 258 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,620 Todd, it's ringing. This is it. 259 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,830 Oh, no, my phone! 260 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,624 Oh, no, I kicked it, right through that doorway into the hallway! 261 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,586 Now, other people are kicking it and it's sliding across the floor! 262 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,005 - Okay, this is getting absurd. - Let's get that phone! 263 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,633 Mr. Peanutbutter, you have been invited to the stage! 264 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,641 - Excuse me! - Hey! 265 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,775 Sorry. If you could just... My phone! 266 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,860 I'm coming to get you! 267 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,453 That way! 268 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,999 Come on, phone. Just stop! 269 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,050 - Hello? - Mr. Peanutbutter. 270 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:47,553 I just, um... I wanted to give you a chance to say goodbye... 271 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,972 - Oh, no. - to my twisted spleen. 272 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,975 Because it was successfully removed from my body! 273 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,727 Oh, my God, that's incredible! 274 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:58,064 Now, get out there and announce those Oscars! 275 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,149 Nominations. You got it, buddy. 276 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,568 Okay. Now, where's the... the... 277 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:05,405 Uh-oh. Could've sworn it was right here. 278 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,697 Oh! 279 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,909 Oh! There you are. You need to get on stage. 280 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:13,871 Yes, just as soon as you give me that backup envelope, please and por favor. 281 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,374 What back-up envelope? There is no back-up envelope. 282 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,252 That was a test and you passed. 283 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,935 Wunderbar. Now, let's get you out there. 284 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:25,216 Yes, gotta get out there, on to the stage, to announce the nominations. 285 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,052 Just as soon as I... Oh, my God, is that Bradley Cooper? 286 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,513 Bradley Cooper? We love him for some reason. 287 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,181 - Where? - Let's go, Todd. 288 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,184 - Oh, God, what do we do? - It's okay. 289 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,562 We just need to come up with all the nominees ourselves. 290 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,605 But I haven't even seen all the movies. 291 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,358 Todd, nobody has. That's not how they give out awards. 292 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,734 - But... - Time for talk is over. 293 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:44,902 Now's the time for action. 294 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,989 And by "action," I mean talking about these 24 categories 295 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,949 until we've settled on a list of nominees. 296 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,076 You need to tell me right now, are you in or out? 297 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,619 Well, when you put it that way, 298 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:56,914 I guess you can call me high-waisted denim, 299 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,834 because, right now, I am very in. 300 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:00,835 Let's do this. 301 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,296 What did you think of Frieda Pinto? 302 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,756 Are you kidding me? Anybody could do what she did. 303 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,719 "Don't take my baby. I'll give you all my Bitcoins!" 304 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,387 Wow. That is good. 305 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,348 Okay, for Best Picture, what about Avatar? 306 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:17,852 - That was a good movie. - True, but did that come out this year? 307 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,688 - I feel like I just saw it. - Well, there's no way to know for sure. 308 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,051 Let's just throw it on the list. 309 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,485 Ooh, do we have Daniel Day-Lewis down for anything? He's always there. 310 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,903 Good catch! I'll add him. 311 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,029 Daniel Day-Lewis. 312 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:32,492 Okay. We need one more nominee for Best Actor. Oh, what about BoJack? 313 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:35,244 His performance in Secretariat was as thoughtful and self-aware 314 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,329 as we've ever seen him. 315 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,414 - Besides, he's our friend. - Is he? 316 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:42,001 Whoa! I am surprised to hear you say that, Todd Chavez. 317 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,545 - Let's dig into that. We have time. - I don't think we do. 318 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,589 You're supposed to be announcing these, like, now. 319 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,091 There is always time to talk about our feelings. 320 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,177 As my Nana Peanutbutter used to say, 321 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,054 "There's always time to talk about feelings, 322 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,556 because feelings are the ceilings of our hearts, 323 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,392 and a leaky feeling ceiling leads to a flood of blood. 324 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,520 And I'm cold. Will you pass me that blanket?" 325 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:04,899 Well, I guess I'm just tired of BoJack walking all over everybody 326 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,652 and still getting everything he wants. 327 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,987 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I think the important thing to remember here 328 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,573 is that BoJack is a damaged individual, 329 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:16,911 struggling against a sea of demons, many self-created, but still all too real. 330 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,747 Getting this nomination from the two friends he loves the most... 331 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,500 you and also me... would really mean a lot to him. 332 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,085 Okay. 333 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,337 But did you really think he was that good in the movie? 334 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,048 Oh, I haven't seen it. It seemed long. 335 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:33,469 And the final nominee for Best Picture is Avatar. 336 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,681 Well, those are all the nominations. I will not be taking any questions. 337 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,182 Goodbye. I must go. 338 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,814 I gotta say, we picked some top-notch noms. 339 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:45,731 You know it! 340 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,900 Boy, was I glad when we got out of that theater, though. 341 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,902 I know. So many questions. 342 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,613 "Oh, what the hell happened? 343 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:57,785 Why were you reading off that napkin? Why are you guys running?" 344 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,079 They have their nominees. What more could they want? 345 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,999 You know what's crazy? We saved the day today, 346 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,751 and no one will ever even know. 347 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,879 Hey, we'll know. 348 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,925 Mr. Peanutbutter, we know what you did. 349 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:13,926 Oh, boy. 350 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:18,347 So, the good news is, my brother's surgery was a success. 351 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,725 And the bad news is, you're not nominated for an Oscar. 352 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,435 And the other good news is... 353 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,145 that each breath is a gift 354 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,980 and it is a joy to live. 355 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,816 - What? - We are so lucky we get to be alive. 356 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,943 - No, before that. - Oh, I didn't tell you. 357 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,904 - My brother's been sick. - No, I don't care about your brother. 358 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,072 First of all, manners. 359 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,284 Second of all, I think if you met him, you'd actually really hit it off. 360 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,037 Imagine me but with less "in your face" cool guy attitude. 361 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,955 Did you say I'm not nominated for an Oscar? 362 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,040 Oh... 363 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,791 A lot of people are mighty steamed, 364 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,336 but I feel like what everyone's overlooking here is, 365 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:50,588 I got most of the categories dead-on. 366 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,341 That's pretty amazing, and I am not getting enough credit for that. 367 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,843 Did you know that Avatar came out in 2009? 368 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,012 - I'm not nominated for an Oscar. - No. 369 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,848 But you know what they say. "It's an honor just to be nominated." 370 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:01,932 Oh, wait. 371 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,310 So, I'm just like everybody else. 372 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,313 I know you're upset, but whatever you do, please don't get mad at Todd. 373 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,733 - Why would I get mad at Todd? - Exactly. This is totally my fault. 374 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,616 - He didn't even want to nominate you. - What? 375 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,819 With the gift of hindsight, 376 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,530 I see now how that might have made you even more upset. 377 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,494 But I realized something today, when my brother called from the hospital, 378 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,786 and I think it's gonna make you feel a lot better. 379 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:25,164 - What? What is it? - None of this matters. 380 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,124 Okay, I'll see you later, buddy. 381 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,715 As a partner in the company, 382 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,176 I am prepared to forgo my salary for the next three months, 383 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,637 but even then, we're going to need some sort of miracle. 384 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,473 What are we doing? What was the point of any of this? 385 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:45,101 I wasted everyone's time for six months. 386 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,062 Soon, I'll get some offer from one of the big five agencies 387 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,647 that I can't say no to, 388 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,107 and I'll go back to being another cog 389 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,819 in the giant Play-Doh spaghetti maker that is this industry. 390 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,321 - Is that the best I can hope for? - Not necessarily. 391 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,824 Although, there is one thing I should probably mention. 392 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,200 What is it, Judah? 393 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:06,205 Maybe this is an opportunity to live one of your other eight lives. 394 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,375 Yeah, maybe. 395 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,919 It's been a pleasure working with you, Judah. 396 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,213 I found it to be an above average experience. 397 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,799 Please forgive me for getting emotional. 398 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,266 Rye, wheat, or sourdough? 399 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,268 Can I get it on stale? 400 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:30,730 And then, he said, I fetishize my own sadness. 401 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,533 What did you think was gonna happen? Why did you go there? 402 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,734 I don't know. 403 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,652 - Did you ask for water? - No. 404 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,113 They're not supposed to give us water unless we ask. 405 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:42,241 - Don't they know there's a drought? - You want to send the water back? 406 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,160 No, I want the water. I just... 407 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,704 I went to BoJack's house to congratulate him. 408 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,164 I'm not trying to pick fights. 409 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,607 Well, you don't have to see him at all if you don't want to. 410 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,334 It's not like you work for him anymore. 411 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,546 - Is he right? Am I a bad person? - Who cares what he thinks? 412 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,507 Why do you have this weird fixation with him? 413 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:02,261 I do not have a fixation, Roxy. I worry about him. 414 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,512 Okay. And last year? 415 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,996 When you came back from Cordovia and needed a place to crash? 416 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,642 Oh, you could have stayed with me, or any of your other friends, 417 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,186 but you went right to his house. 418 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,730 Did you ever ask yourself why? 419 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,358 They're filling everyone's glasses. This is insane. 420 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,694 Oh, my God. What do you care? 421 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,362 Hey, excuse me? Excuse me? 422 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,491 Do you know you're breaking the law by giving everybody water? 423 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:24,742 It's okay. I want the water. 424 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,912 Yeah, we all want water. That's not the point. 425 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,956 In the state of California, it is illegal for a restaurant 426 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,793 to serve people water before they ask for it. 427 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,921 There is a drought. 428 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,714 Sit down! We're thirsty! 429 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,759 You know, this is what's wrong with society. 430 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:42,718 Diane... 431 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,763 Nobody thinks about the world outside themselves. 432 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:50,518 So, how you doing? You still working at that place? 433 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,065 - Hello? - Hi, Ralph. It's Princess Carolyn. 434 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,235 Oh, my God, Princess Carolyn, I never thought I'd hear from you again. 435 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,986 I might have some free time coming up. 436 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,155 I was wondering if you might want to get a drink. 437 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:07,409 Okay. So, the night I met you after I said goodbye, the craziest thing happened. 438 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:08,494 Okay? 439 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,579 I was walking back to my car, when all of a sudden, 440 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,289 - this woman... - Oh. 441 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,250 Tripped on a cobblestone, twisted her ankle, 442 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,168 - and tumbled into my arms. - What? 443 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,171 Turns out, she was a ballerina, and she didn't speak a word of English. 444 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,924 So, I rushed her to the hospital, and long story short, we eloped. 445 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,175 - Oh. - I moved to Russia, 446 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,385 and I'm totally messing with you. 447 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:25,628 - None of that's true. - What? 448 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,763 I would love to see you again. I think about you all the time. 449 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,683 - Really? - Yeah. How about this Saturday? 450 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:31,809 It's a date. 451 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:38,607 Ana? 452 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:42,111 Uh, no, it's just me, giant chocolate Oscar guy. 453 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,363 I'm here to pick up the giant chocolate Oscar. 454 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:49,034 My boss really wants our product to only be seen with real Oscar nominees. 455 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:51,870 You know, to maintain the integrity of the giant chocolate Oscar. 456 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,706 I don't care. Take it. 457 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,709 You've reached Ana Spanakopita. 458 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,628 How did you get this number? Explain yourself. 459 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,993 Ana, this is the fourth time I've called. 460 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,049 Please call me back. I need you. 461 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:08,012 Ana, please. This is BoJack, by the way. Horseman. 462 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:11,390 Hey! Todd! Where you been? 463 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,017 - Oh, hi. - You were in Ojai? 464 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:16,061 - No, I was just saying hi. - Well, why not go to Ojai, huh? 465 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:18,272 You and me? I could use an escape, couldn't you? 466 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,940 It's not really a good time. 467 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:22,484 Todd, I need this. You're my best friend and I need you. 468 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,945 Don't leave me now. Don't be like everybody else. 469 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,614 I'm not leaving you. I just... 470 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:30,367 Besides, I think you owe me, right? After what you did? 471 00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:32,494 - What I did? - Come on, Todd. I know. 472 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:35,247 - Mr. Peanutbutter told me everything. - Everything? 473 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:36,923 Even told you, when I was a kid, I 474 00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:38,858 used to bang on my butt like a bongo drum 475 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,794 - when I got out of the bath? - What? 476 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,470 Mm, no, not-not about that. 477 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,472 So, he didn't tell you everything. 478 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,724 Did he tell you about the time I counted to a million? 479 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:58,312 One, two, three, four, five, six... 480 00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:01,023 - No, stop. - But I was just getting to the good part! 481 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:04,693 What? Seven? He told me you didn't want to nominate me for an Oscar. 482 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,445 - Oh, that. - What the hell, man? 483 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,656 - After everything I've done for you? - What are you talking about? 484 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:11,533 Oh, I don't know. Letting you live here for free for six years? 485 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:14,244 Giving you food, indulging you in your little projects and adventures 486 00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:17,164 and stories about how you used to bang on your butt like a bongo drum? 487 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,332 I let you turn my house 488 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,917 into your company's headquarters for the last month. 489 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,877 Yeah, but that's not because you're my friend. 490 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,875 That's because you felt bad about Emily. 491 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,113 You know about Emily? 492 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:28,467 I think I know. Why? What do you think I know? 493 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,802 I mean, I know what I think, 494 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,663 but I don't know if the thing that I 495 00:24:31,688 --> 00:24:33,705 think is the thing that you think I know. 496 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:36,141 - You know? - So, you know I had sex with Emily. 497 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,477 You had sex with Emily? 498 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,105 - Well, what did you think? - I don't know! Not that! 499 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:42,940 I just knew something sketchy happened. 500 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:45,263 I thought maybe you gave her one of your weird monologues 501 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,527 about how sad you are, 502 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,611 and it bummed her out! 503 00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:49,988 Todd, I'm sorry, all right? I screwed up. 504 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,116 I know I screwed up. I don't know why... 505 00:24:52,141 --> 00:24:54,184 Oh, great! Of course! Here it comes! 506 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:55,828 You can't keep doing this! 507 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,347 You can't keep doing shitty 508 00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:59,605 things, and then feel bad about yourself 509 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,417 like that makes it okay! 510 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,919 You need to be better! 511 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,713 I know. And I'm sorry, okay? 512 00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:09,758 I was drunk, and there was all this pressure with the Oscar campaign. 513 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:15,139 - But now... Now that it's over, I... - No! No, BoJack, just stop. 514 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:18,016 You are all the things that are wrong with you. 515 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,269 It's not the alcohol, or the drugs, 516 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,272 or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career, 517 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,523 or when you were a kid. 518 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,066 It's you. 519 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,903 All right? It's you. 520 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:36,535 Fuck, man. What else is there to say? 521 00:25:48,868 --> 00:25:51,646 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.Addic7ed.com ...