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Good morning, morning.

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Good morning, sun. Good morning, trees.

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Good morning, busy buzzy bees.

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Good morning, Sarah Lynn. Good
to see you, Sarah Lynn.

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The tulips and
chrysanthemums are really coming in.

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Good morning, handsome garden ants.

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I like the way you plant my plants.

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Your flowers make my feelings

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dance. I like your
handsome planter pants.

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Goddamn it! Why won't you...?

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It's okay.

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Sarah Lynn, you are calm, you are thin.

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Your skin is so soft, it's like
you murdered a baby and stole its skin.

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Your skin is "murdered-baby" soft.

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Okay.

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Blueberry, goji berry, flax,

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chia, shark fin,
and... white rhino horn.

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Sober, so good.

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Oh.

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- BoJack?
- Hey, Sarah Lynn.

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- You wanna party?
- Oh, thank God. Yes!

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
www.Addic7ed.com ...

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Okay, hand me the açai.

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- Is that how you pronounce it?
- Who knows?

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They should really just
call them "overpriced

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blueberries for douchebags."

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- Ow.
- How's life?

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Well, the truth is that...

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Didn't catch that,
but everything's cool?

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No. In fact, I've never felt so alone...

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Sorry, missed it! You should
learn to talk louder, dude!

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Oh, hey, bummer about
you getting the nomination,

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but then, it turning out that
you didn't get the nomination.

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It was big news yesterday.

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Yeah, I got royally screwed,
know who was there for me?

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No one, because everyone's an
asshole and the whole world sucks balls.

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- Anyway, thanks for having me over.
- I'm with you, man.

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Everything sucks! Especially sobriety.
Why would I make my body a temple?

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I've been to Temple. Temple
is super boring.

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What do you say we go on an epic bender?

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Yes! Let's get higher than
a stilt walker's dick!

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That's what I'm talking about.
Let's get some booze and drugs.

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We can clear out my bank
account. I got nothing left I care about.

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What do you mean "get"? This
whole house is booze and drugs.

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- Here. -
Yogurt-covered raisins?

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- Nope. Vicodin-covered
Vicodin. - Oh!

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- LSD.
- Wow.

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- Yah! Crystal
meth. - Ha-ha!

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Ee-yah!

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Cocaine... No! That's drywall.

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Ugh! Where the hell did
I hide the cocaine?

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Oh, yeah, I also told the
liquor store to deliver.

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To nine months of sobriety.

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To life and being done with it!

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Okay, okay. What about this one?

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Remember when Erika Eleniak

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guest starred as Goober's
cousin from out of town,

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and Brad had a boner
for the whole episode?

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- What? No.
- You can totally see it in every scene.

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Cold open, boner! Act one, boner!

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Commercial break... "Hello, we're from

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the Wheaties corporation!"
Back to boners!

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Okay, we'll put it on the
list. We gotta watch that one.

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What about the one where the

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writers made Joelle dress
up like a pumpkin,

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and the whole episode
was fat jokes,

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so then Joelle got
an eating disorder?

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Everything was so
much simpler back then.

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She had to go to a clinic. She
missed, like, five episodes.

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We didn't know how good we had it.

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We got to come to work
and have fun every day,

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and we weren't worried about
our legacy or awards.

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Because buildings are
supposed to be rectangles, goddamn it!

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Wait, what were we talking about?

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We were talking about Horsin' Around.

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Then, you had to go pee.

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Then, you came back covered
in toilet paper

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and pretended to be a mummy.

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Then, you took it all off because
you decided Egypt was stupid,

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especially pyramids,

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because you think
triangle buildings

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are, and I quote,
"gauche as shit."

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That does sound like me, but
I don't remember any of that.

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I must have blacked out. Maybe I
should lay off the alcohol for...

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and I said, "You're sitting
on the pizza, Mr. President."

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- Whoa! I think I just had another one.
- Another what? Pizza?

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No, blackout. The thing we
were just talking about.

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- Try to keep up here.
- Oh...

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Boom! Boner! Pay
up! What did I tell you?

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That's not a boner. It's a shadow.

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Well, I think we all learned
a valuable lesson today

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about the Armenian genocide.

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The Armenian genocide was too much, man!

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All right! Next episode.

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Why can't life be like
it was on Horsin' Around?

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All our issues conveniently
settled in 22 hilarious minutes.

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You know, it's amazing that
it's legal for kids to be actors.

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How is that not child labor? I
didn't know what I was signing up for.

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- I was three.
- This is getting me depressed.

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Let's do something fun.

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Oh! Okay, you know
what really kicks ass?

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The planetarium!

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You get crazy high in the parking lot,

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then you go in and get your mind

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blown by all the trippy
galaxies and shit.

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That sounds stupid. I'm
gonna be in charge of the fun.

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No, no, no! That was drywall.

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Jesus, we have to start marking
our drugs more clearly.

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Let's just take a box of whiskey and go.

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Whoo!

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- It was just so hard.
- Wha...? What the...?

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I was stuck in a terrifying
cycle of drinking, lifting my head up,

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drinking, lifting my head
up, drinking, lifting my head up.

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Coffee, stale donuts,
attention hogs telling

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boring stories about themselves?

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- Jesus! Are we at a 12-step
meeting? - Now, you're a detective?

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Last night, you couldn't even

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solve the mystery of
where the toilet is.

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So, all our partying
was an elaborate trick

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just to get me to go sober?

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No, Detective Pukes in
the Washing Machine.

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You're here because I couldn't
leave you alone in my house,

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and I had to come today.

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Gotta get my nine-month chip.

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Chip? We've been wasted for... 31 hours?

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That's no reason for
me to not get my chip.

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That's literally exactly the
reason you shouldn't get your chip.

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Nowhere in the 12 steps
does it say to not drink.

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That's not actually one
of the steps. Loophole.

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Take a swig.

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If you have to listen to losers

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talk about their shitty sober lives,

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it's a lot more fun to be buzzed.

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And I realized people don't
change because they want to change.

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They change because they have to change.

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Oh, God. Boo!

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Oh, booing is
generally frowned upon here.

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How else am I supposed to
express how boring these stories are?

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My name is
Simon and I'm an alcoholic.

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Hi, Simon.

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My rock bottom was when I
actually woke up under a rock.

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Can't get lower than that.

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Come on! You people
call yourself drunks?

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Most of this is stuff I do on
a daily basis completely sober.

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Trust me, pal, we've
done some awful things.

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One time, I didn't
want my friend to move out,

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so I used character actress Ann

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Dowd to help me sabotage
his hip-hopera.

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Oh, please, that's baby stuff.

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You so-called drunks want something
to feel shitty about?

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- BoJack, maybe we should go.
- I got somethin' for ya. Whoa.

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My name is BoJack.

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Hi, BoJack.

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Oh, like you didn't know?

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Anyway, I once went all the way down to

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New Mexico to see a
woman that I knew,

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and she had a young daughter, Penny.

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Penny Carson. That's her real

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name. You can look her up.
I don't care.

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And first, I tried to sleep with
the mom, but she said no.

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Then, I tried to sleep with the daughter.

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Then, the mom walked in on me trying
to sleep with the daughter,

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and I was like, "Oopsie-doopsie!
Exit stage right!"

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Oh, God.

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The worst part is, I don't even
know what happened after I left.

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Did I ruin the family? Did I
scar that little girl for life?

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I don't know. I'll never know.

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And that's just, like,
one of a billion things

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that I have going through
my head all the time.

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So, anyone got a better story than that?

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Wow.

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Didn't think so, bitches.

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Where's my trophy, or chip, or whatever?

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Whoa!

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That was impressive, BoJack.

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I've never seen them
cancel an AA meeting

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because everyone got
bummed out before.

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Uh, what are you talking about?

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You told everyone
about that Penny chick.

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Then, you went on and on about
how you're never going to change.

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Then, you chased the slug around,
threatening to pour salt on his head.

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I talked about Penny?

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Hey! We've all done
shitty stuff before.

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Most of us aren't as proud
of it as you seem to be.

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I'm not proud. I feel really terrible
that I might have really messed that girl up.

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Oh, she's fine. I looked
her up on Facebook.

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She's going to Oberlin,

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likes Thai food and
the smell of a

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fire on the first really
cold day of winter.

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That doesn't mean anything. Everyone
likes the smell of fire

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on the first cold day of winter.

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You know, I used to
feel just like you

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before I got into this
"12 steps" thing.

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They taught me how to make amends.

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You just say you're
sorry for the things you did

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and you get a clean slate.

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So, what? Just dirty up the slate again.

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Then, you just make amends again.

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It's a never-ending cycle,

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where you always end up feeling
good about yourself.

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- No!
- You know what?

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This may be the
nitrous and bath salts talking,

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but I want to do some
more nitrous and bath salts.

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And then, let's
make some goddamn amends.

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Maybe you should start with the

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family whose playhouse
you just smashed.

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- Oh, no!
- Oh. Hey, kid!

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I'm sorry your lame dad
built such a cheap-ass playhouse!

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Yeah, you gotta use
parallel joints

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to support that
foundation, dumbshit!

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- Also, suck a dick!
- You know what? I do feel better.

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- I don't think they're home.
- So, we wait.

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I need to make amends to Diane,
and we're not leaving until I do.

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But it's boring out
here, and I'm hungry and I'm bored!

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I bet they have food inside.

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Let's see if I still have
that spare key. Here it is.

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Yes!

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Okay, after we get food,

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remind me that this is another
thing I need to make amends for.

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Where are those two?

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They did not keep their
fridge stocked enough

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for two stoned people waiting
around for hours.

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It's only been, like, ten
minutes. You have a real thing with food.

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That's what happens when you
mix the appetite of a horse

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with the appetite of
someone with a hole inside him

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that needs to be constantly
filled with attention, food, and sex.

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- Pass the Bugles.
- There's no more Bugles.

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There's no more of
anything. Let's just go.

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- I can't leave until I make amends.
- I got a idea!

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My name is BoJack's friend
What's-Her-Face and I wear glasses.

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Do you have
something to say to me, BoJack?

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- Am I BoJack or Mr. Peanutbutter?
- You can be anyone you want.

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This is your dream... dream... dream...

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Stop doing that. We're both
awake. Let's just get to this.

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Diane, I'm sorry I
said mean things to you.

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That's cool. I forgive you. Wait,
would my character say that?

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What's Diane's deal again?
She's, like, an Asian Daria?

238
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:59,784
- She's a little more complex.
- But she's basically Asian Daria, right?

239
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,329
With the glasses and the
jacket and her whole "blah" thing.

240
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,582
Okay, shut up. Now,
I'll be Mr. Peanutbutter

241
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,916
and you make amends to me.

242
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,334
Who's Mr. Peanutbutter?

243
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,171
And, now, you be Mr.
Carolyn and I'll be Princess Diana.

244
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,339
Oh, yeah. Good idea.

245
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,259
Um... should we do something about this?

246
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:20,471
Hey, why don't you two sleep
this off in our guest room?

247
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,348
Oh, my God, that
mirror is talking to us!

248
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,601
You can't stop us, us from the future!

249
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,769
We're making amends, assholes!

250
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,689
Ow! Come on!

251
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,276
- That felt so good!
- See?

252
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,695
When you make amends, don't
you just feel lighter?

253
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,697
Well, I also ate a shit
ton of Bugles, so no.

254
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,025
But I do feel like we got to the

255
00:11:39,050 --> 00:11:40,660
bottom of who really
killed Princess Di.

256
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,786
- It was all of us.
- Next stop, Todd!

257
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:47,957
Todd, I'm sorry. I want to take full
responsibility for what happened,

258
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,960
even though it is not my
fault and I did nothing wrong.

259
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,546
Emily is an adult woman who
can make her own choices.

260
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,882
And besides, are you
even really into girls?

261
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,092
- I mean, what is your deal?
- Uh...

262
00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,802
- Hey, what are you doing with our son?
- Uh...

263
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,095
Wait, you're BoJack Horseman.

264
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:04,641
I am, and this is my
best buddy Todd.

265
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,685
That movie star has
really taken a shine to our boy.

266
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:08,937
You think this is our big break?

267
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:12,065
You don't think he's
inappropriately interested, do you?

268
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,109
What? No. But if he is, that
could also be a big break.

269
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,194
I'm just saying.

270
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,419
- Hey, wait!
- Hold on. Where are you going?

271
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,783
- Come back.
- You want to take Todd for a sleepover?

272
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,117
- Sleepover?
- No offense, Todd,

273
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,681
but your parents are creeping me out.

274
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,412
To the next amends!

275
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,252
- What do you want, BoJack?
- I don't know.

276
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,088
I'm very drunk and a little nauseous,

277
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,924
but if I'm here in your
house, it must be to make amends.

278
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,426
- Amends... for what?
- I don't know.

279
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,804
Whatever it is that you think
I did to make you disappear.

280
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,389
- BoJack...
- How could you leave me like that

281
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,473
when I needed you most?

282
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:48,935
I'm sorry, BoJack. I thought you
were a winner. I was wrong.

283
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,521
This is hard for me,
too. I staked my reputation...

284
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,981
No, this is not about
the Oscar campaign.

285
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,024
How could you think that this
is about the Oscar campaign?

286
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,651
We had something more, didn't we?

287
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,320
- You've been drinking.
- Well, not just drinking.

288
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:02,031
Yes, Ana, I'm a mess.

289
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,284
Whoa! I am a broken,
screwed-up misfit toy,

290
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,787
and you act all in control,

291
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,832
but I know that, deep
down, you're broken, too.

292
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,210
And I don't know why
you won't just give

293
00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:15,193
us a chance to be
broken together.

294
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,879
What about that doesn't appeal to you?

295
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:23,720
BoJack, when I was in
college, I had a job as a lifeguard...

296
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,390
Wait, did we just go to Ana's
house? Did I get closure?

297
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,768
If by "closure" you mean I lit
her ottoman on fire, then yes.

298
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,020
We gotta go back.

299
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,063
- What the hell?
- I know I was just here,

300
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,190
but I feel like you told
me some important story

301
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,817
that explained everything about us.

302
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,403
Unfortunately, I totally spaced it.

303
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,238
Gotta be honest. I've
had a couple beers.

304
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:46,534
Ugh! All right, I'll tell you
again, if it'll make you leave.

305
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,327
When I was a lifeguard, I...

306
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,414
- Oh, crud.
- You want to go back to Ana's, don't you?

307
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,875
I feel like I'll
definitely get it this time.

308
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,668
Lifeguard...

309
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,671
- One more time?
- No. This time I wrote it down.

310
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:03,134
"I'm a lifeguard. This woman's
house smells weird, or is that me?

311
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,469
Pay attention, Sarah Lynn.

312
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,672
Don't do that thing where
you write down your thoughts

313
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,639
instead of what the
person is actually saying.

314
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,392
I wonder if it's time to
get my boobs done again."

315
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,036
- Mm-hmm.
- That's very helpful.

316
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,270
Thank you. Who's next?

317
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,272
I'm sorry!

318
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,900
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

319
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,487
I'm sorry!

320
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,622
Okay, so I know I keep
bothering you tonight.

321
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,416
Tonight? I haven't
seen you in two weeks.

322
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,334
Oh, really?

323
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,462
I just need to know what you were trying
to tell me about being a lifeguard,

324
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,714
and then, I'll leave and
you'll never see me again.

325
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,257
Mmm...

326
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,238
After I almost
drowned, I decided I

327
00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:47,369
would never again be
weaker than water.

328
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,430
So, I became a lifeguard.

329
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,225
On my first day of
training, my instructor told me

330
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:56,187
that there are going to be times when
you'll see someone in trouble.

331
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,580
You're going to want to rush in

332
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,506
there and do whatever
you can to save them,

333
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,151
but you have to stop yourself,

334
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,446
because there are some
people you can't save.

335
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,032
'Cause those people will
thrash and struggle

336
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:11,494
and try to take you down with them.

337
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,373
What does that have to do with me?

338
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,709
What the...? Where the hell are we now?

339
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,002
- Ohi...
- Ojai?

340
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,672
- We drove all the way to Ojai?
- Let me finish.

341
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,758
Ohi, and here's the kicker... O.

342
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,594
- Ohio.
- We drove all the way to Ohio?

343
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:29,780
I wanted to go to the

344
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,164
planetarium, but you
demanded we come here.

345
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:36,060
You said you had to make one
more amend, to that Penny girl.

346
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,937
What? No! That is a terrible idea.

347
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,856
Let's turn this car around right now.

348
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,399
Uh...

349
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,776
- I feel we didn't turn the car around.
- No, we did,

350
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,653
but then, you turned it back around

351
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,197
because you really
wanted to find that deer girl,

352
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,199
so we decided to do a stakeout.

353
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,350
There was a whole makeover

354
00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:52,893
sequence, where we went to the mall

355
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,620
and tried on different
trench coats for each other.

356
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,581
Do you not remember any of that?

357
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,333
This is insane. I already
scarred her for life.

358
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,337
If I see her again, I'll just end up
getting my horribleness all over her.

359
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,464
You think it's too late
for me to go to college?

360
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,007
I always wanted to be an architect.

361
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,383
But one of those architects,

362
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,552
where, at night, she's
a high-end call girl,

363
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,221
and, by day, she's an
international superspy.

364
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,475
- So, when is she an architect?
- I don't know. Frontier times?

365
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,934
No, I didn't mean what era.

366
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,562
If she's a call girl at
night and a spy during the day...

367
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,231
- Hey, look, Penny.
- Oh, God, what's she doing?

368
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,650
- Does she look emotionally damaged?
- She's just going to the computer.

369
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,528
She's probably in a sex chat
room with some middle-aged horse

370
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:30,323
because that's the only
way she can still feel love.

371
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:33,826
- Yeah, probably.
- Or she's so upset about what you did

372
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,746
that she's using the Internet
to find ways to commit suicide.

373
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,909
That makes even more sense.

374
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,750
All right, we've
established that you ruined her.

375
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,252
- Can we go back to L.A. now?
- Yes.

376
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,964
So... obviously, I wanted to keep
following Penny because I'm an idiot.

377
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,508
Let's just nip this in the bud.

378
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,135
I'm gonna write "Do not
follow Penny" on my hands

379
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,763
in the unlikely scenario
of my blacking out again.

380
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,390
I'll just write "Follow
Penny" on this hand,

381
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,975
and then, on this hand, I'll write...

382
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,353
- Goddamn it!
- What?

383
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,271
We're just doing what the hand said.

384
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,068
- Uh, what?
- The hand demanded donuts.

385
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,445
- There she is.
- She's drinking beer.

386
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,614
Oh, God, this is just like the
episode of Horsin' Around

387
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,157
when Olivia went to the frat party,

388
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:16,118
but Penny doesn't have a kind
angel played by Jose Canseco

389
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,745
to help her get out of this jam!

390
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,706
Ugh. Okay, now, I'm bored
again. Quit hoggin' the 'nocs.

391
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,793
She's just drinking Red
Bull. Wait. Now, she's leaving.

392
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,379
Hey, look, it's the Obertones!

393
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,005
Love your sound, dudes!

394
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,886
She seems... fine.

395
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:37,557
Too fine, like she's hiding a dark
secret that's eating away at her soul.

396
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,268
Or, possibly... she's fine.

397
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,978
Maybe I didn't ruin her life.

398
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,855
Hey, you were a father figure, who
was sexually inappropriate to me,

399
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,148
and I turned out perfect.

400
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,442
- Now, can we please go home?
- Okay, good plan.

401
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,361
I'll just go pee out the last 20 beers.

402
00:17:50,386 --> 00:17:52,679
Whoa. Look at
me, walking good.

403
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,240
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

404
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,493
No, no, no! Shush, shush.

405
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,579
- BoJack?
- Oh!

406
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,081
- What are you doing here?
- Hey, Penny!

407
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,334
- Did you come here to find me?
- No, I...

408
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,588
You can't be here. I-I
don't want to see you here.

409
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:12,466
I don't want to see you at all. I
was 17. I didn't know any better.

410
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,884
- I tried...
- You need to leave.

411
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,262
It's BoJack Horseman and Sarah Lynn!

412
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,149
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

413
00:18:17,174 --> 00:18:18,747
BoJack, we need to
get out of here now.

414
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,473
Can I get a selfie
and another selfie

415
00:18:20,498 --> 00:18:22,208
if the first selfie
doesn't look good?

416
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,937
BoJack, over here!

417
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,230
Penny, no.

418
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:27,898
Penny?

419
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,613
You know, on the plus
side, she really seemed okay.

420
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:34,530
Mm-hmm.

421
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,741
Until she saw you and freaked out.

422
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,655
But she probably would have been totally

423
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,018
fine if you'd never shown up.

424
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,289
- Oh, God.
- I think the wound was completely healed

425
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,417
before you reopened it by showing
up unannounced at her college

426
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,294
and all the pain
came rushing back to her.

427
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,295
Oh, good Lord!

428
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,714
In a way, it's like you
destroyed her life twice.

429
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,592
- Will you please stop talking about it?
- Okay, fine.

430
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,594
Whoop.

431
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,763
Man, Ohio sucks!

432
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,131
Next time, could you almost

433
00:19:00,156 --> 00:19:01,915
molest someone who
lives in Hawaii?

434
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,435
You could be bummed
out at a luau right now.

435
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:05,770
Let's just go home.

436
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,772
- You got a bottle opener?
- Glove compartment.

437
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:12,276
Well, I'll be a dick sucked by
a dumbshit! What do we have here?

438
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,029
Oh, that? Turns out there's a
brand of heroin called BoJack.

439
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,573
Dude, that's a big freaking deal.

440
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,660
Getting a drug named after you
is cooler than getting an Oscar.

441
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,245
I mean, there's Billy Crystal
Meth, Angel Dustin Hoffman,

442
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,997
Lucille Eightball and now you.

443
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,917
It's a rarefied breed,
man. Congratulations!

444
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,169
- Thank you?
- Oh, we have to do BoJack!

445
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,129
- It's too perfect.
- I don't know.

446
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,632
There's that old saying. "Liquor
before beer, never fear.

447
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:35,841
Don't do heroin."

448
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,511
"I'm BoJack. Please, put me inside you."

449
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,055
I'm not gonna shoot
heroin with you, Sarah Lynn.

450
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,808
We can snort heroin like
sophisticated adults.

451
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,226
Way ahead of you.

452
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:56,487
Okay, thank you. Happy
Thanksgiving 2007.

453
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,364
Why did you just say what year it is?

454
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,409
I guess I just get nervous talking
to network executives.

455
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:04,495
This last episode got
the worst ratings yet.

456
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:08,040
I was afraid your character trying
heroin would be a bridge too far.

457
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,626
- Oh.
- And the disjointed blackout structure,

458
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,921
with the one flashback in the middle,
really confused our audience.

459
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:14,839
Yeah.

460
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,550
They hated all the
fourth-wall-breaking meta jokes.

461
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:21,470
Of course. Audiences hate meta
jokes. When will comedy writers learn?

462
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,140
BoJack, I know there is an
audience out there for our show.

463
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,518
We just need to find a way to
get more people to check us out.

464
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,321
I know what you're
thinking... Full frontal.

465
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,647
I was thinking guest star.

466
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,567
We need a celebrity who is
incredibly popular right now, like...

467
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,611
- Oh, what about Sarah Lynn?
- Ooh, that's genius!

468
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,573
Sarah Lynn? I don't know. I
haven't spoken to her in years.

469
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,742
Besides, she's not
gonna want to do this.

470
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,785
She's the world's biggest pop star.

471
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,121
She's the only hope we
have to keep this show alive.

472
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,290
Would you ask her? I'm
sure she'd do it for you.

473
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,542
You're like a father to her.

474
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,341
- So, what is it?
- What is what?

475
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,303
You were mumbling about how
you had to ask me something.

476
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:06,348
Oh! Um, never mind. Hey, how
long have we known each other?

477
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,977
- Feels like our entire lives.
- Well, my entire life, pretty much.

478
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,730
We were on a TV show. Isn't that insane?

479
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,273
Yeah, it's pretty wild.

480
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:17,359
You know, sometimes it feels like you're
the only one who really understands me,

481
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,028
because how could anyone else?

482
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,278
Nobody knows what we went

483
00:21:20,303 --> 00:21:22,263
through, nobody who
wasn't on that show.

484
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,909
But we knew each other
before we were anybody,

485
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,812
and that's how we can
be friends, because

486
00:21:26,837 --> 00:21:28,353
we're not like those
other people.

487
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:31,165
The people who glom onto you because
of who they think you are,

488
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,498
and they think they can sleep on

489
00:21:32,523 --> 00:21:33,733
your couch and eat your food.

490
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,294
They think you're
gonna save their agency.

491
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,338
I never asked for that kind of pressure,

492
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,591
but you and me, we don't
want anything from each other.

493
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,886
You know, I... I could
never figure out what love meant,

494
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,639
but, right now, I don't
need to figure out anything.

495
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:50,476
I just feel it. I love you, Sarah Lynn.

496
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,853
Sarah Lynn?

497
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,814
- Sarah Lynn?
- What?

498
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:58,067
- Oh, my God! Thank God you're okay!
- I'm not okay. I'm bored.

499
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,985
This hotel room is boring!

500
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,237
What's on TV?

501
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:05,407
- The Oscars are on.
- Really?

502
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,953
- How long have we been on this bender?
- I love the Oscars.

503
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,163
The red carpet, the fashion,

504
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:14,750
all the magic of Hollywoo wrapped
up in one exciting night.

505
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,670
And the winner for
Best Original Song is...

506
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,297
"The Silly Banana Song

507
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,716
from The Nazi Who Played
Yahtzee by Sarah Lynn.

508
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,593
Get your ass up here, girl.

509
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:29,515
I won! Oh, my God!
I forgot I was even nominated.

510
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:32,518
I accept this on her behalf.

511
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,187
And if you're watching this, Sarah Lynn,

512
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:38,357
wherever you are, please come home.

513
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,446
Oh, man, I should have been there.

514
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,701
When I was a kid, if you'd
told me I'd win an Oscar,

515
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,536
I'd never have believed it.

516
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,913
And, now, I've done it and...

517
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:58,085
BoJack... I don't...

518
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,504
like anything about me.

519
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,339
- Hey.
- None of this is me.

520
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:04,008
These boobs aren't me.

521
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,802
- This house isn't me.
- We're not at your house right now.

522
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,554
The only reason I wear this shirt

523
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,932
is because some company paid
me $8,000 to wear it.

524
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,018
And I don't even need the money.

525
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:17,313
I just liked that someone
still wanted me to wear their shirt.

526
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,898
Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
Everything's gonna be okay.

527
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,818
What am I supposed to
do? I don't know what to do.

528
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,738
Am I doomed? Are you
doomed? Are we all doomed?

529
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:28,324
No, no! Calm down. Nobody is doomed.

530
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,005
And I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

531
00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:31,809
We're gonna go to the planetarium.

532
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,454
Really?

533
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,917
Our solar system formed about
four and a half billion years ago...

534
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,503
- Isn't this place amazing?
- Totally.

535
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:44,089
I always forget that there
are more than just the six stars

536
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:45,716
you can see in the Los Angeles sky.

537
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:48,260
Yeah, that's cool, too, but
I meant this building.

538
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,305
It's a giant dome. Domes are so cool.

539
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:54,475
I prefer rectangular
buildings, as I firmly established.

540
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:58,228
I wanna be an architect.

541
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:02,107
be it horse,
cat, human, or even lizard,

542
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,693
our lives are but the briefest flashes

543
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:08,364
in a universe that is
billions of years old.

544
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,658
See, Sarah Lynn, we're not doomed.

545
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:14,411
In the great grand scheme of
things, we're just tiny specks

546
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,413
that will one day be forgotten.

547
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:18,246
So, it doesn't matter what we did in

548
00:24:18,271 --> 00:24:20,066
the past, or how
we'll be remembered.

549
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:23,671
The only thing that
matters is right now, this moment,

550
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:27,299
this one spectacular
moment we are sharing together.

551
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,717
Right, Sarah Lynn?

552
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:31,804
Sarah Lynn?

553
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,015
Sarah Lynn?

554
00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:52,224
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