1 00:00:13,495 --> 00:00:15,381 Let me be the first to tell you: 2 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:16,414 I'm bad news. 3 00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:18,505 You're actually not the first to tell me that. 4 00:00:18,511 --> 00:00:20,483 I can't offer you parental guidance 5 00:00:20,489 --> 00:00:22,378 or advice or love or support 6 00:00:22,384 --> 00:00:24,678 or prolonged conversation or interest in you, 7 00:00:24,761 --> 00:00:26,972 - or remembering your name. - It's Hollyhock. 8 00:00:27,055 --> 00:00:29,718 - And I'm not looking for another dad. - Great. 9 00:00:29,724 --> 00:00:32,102 But I've always wanted to know who my mother is. 10 00:00:32,185 --> 00:00:34,980 Your mother? What do I look like, Josh Radnor? 11 00:00:34,986 --> 00:00:36,109 Nothing? 12 00:00:36,187 --> 00:00:38,644 Nothing for Josh Radnor. How quickly we forget. 13 00:00:38,650 --> 00:00:41,099 Just tell me the name of the woman 14 00:00:41,123 --> 00:00:43,858 you had sex with in December 1999. 15 00:00:43,864 --> 00:00:45,907 That's all the relationship we need to have. 16 00:00:45,991 --> 00:00:48,577 That was quite a time for our nation, sex-wise... 17 00:00:52,247 --> 00:00:55,500 Actually, I don't need a whole long story. Just get to the point. 18 00:00:55,584 --> 00:00:57,878 The point is I banged a lot of women. 19 00:00:57,884 --> 00:00:59,538 One-night stands, two-night stands, 20 00:00:59,561 --> 00:01:01,250 nooners, spooners, hot-air ballooners. 21 00:01:01,256 --> 00:01:03,248 So, out of all of these women it 22 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,421 sounds like you really respected, 23 00:01:05,427 --> 00:01:07,804 is there any chance one of them got pregnant 24 00:01:07,888 --> 00:01:09,848 and then put the baby up for adoption? 25 00:01:10,009 --> 00:01:11,865 I guess Marcy was kind of a 26 00:01:11,889 --> 00:01:13,471 poking holes in the condom type. 27 00:01:13,477 --> 00:01:15,097 Real nutter. Good lay, though. 28 00:01:15,103 --> 00:01:18,565 Glad to hear my mother was a "nutter" and "a good lay." 29 00:01:18,725 --> 00:01:20,352 Can I meet her? Where is she? 30 00:01:20,358 --> 00:01:21,804 I bet she's still in that same 31 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,564 apartment in the Valley. What a dump! 32 00:01:23,570 --> 00:01:24,690 Can you take me there? 33 00:01:24,696 --> 00:01:27,484 Help me find my mom and I'll leave you alone forever. 34 00:01:27,490 --> 00:01:29,397 Deal. But can we go in the morning? 35 00:01:29,403 --> 00:01:31,877 It's getting pretty late, I become a real asshole 36 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:34,344 if I don't get a solid seven hours of bed drinking a night. 37 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,263 I should get going. 38 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,267 My hostel's all the way downtown 39 00:01:38,283 --> 00:01:40,771 - in a pretty bad area. - Wait. 40 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,479 - Take this. - Okay. 41 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:47,941 Here I go, hope there are no murderers out. 42 00:01:47,947 --> 00:01:49,985 Yes, everyone hopes that all the time. 43 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,696 - Okay, just do me a favor. - Ugh! What now? 44 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,568 If I do get murdered, will you call my eight dads 45 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,069 and tell them I love them? 46 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,255 I gotta call all eight? 47 00:01:58,261 --> 00:02:00,031 They can't work out a phone tree? 48 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:02,080 If you're gonna be a baby, stay here for the night. 49 00:02:02,086 --> 00:02:04,129 - All right! - Take the couch and be quiet. 50 00:02:04,135 --> 00:02:05,730 Don't get on your phone and text all 51 00:02:05,754 --> 00:02:07,413 your friends how sweet my house is. 52 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,470 Turn off all the lights when you're going to sleep, 53 00:02:09,476 --> 00:02:10,986 all of the lights. 54 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,930 Thank you, BoJack. 55 00:03:09,998 --> 00:03:13,192 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 56 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:18,401 - Oh, I can't... - Oh, you're... you're in my... 57 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:20,409 - Wait, I'm not really... - What if we try... 58 00:03:20,415 --> 00:03:22,524 Wait, I'm almost... Oh, no. 59 00:03:22,530 --> 00:03:24,365 I don't think it's going to happen. 60 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,361 I'm sorry, it's just difficult with all the... 61 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,376 - Who gave Todd the air horn? - Right. Right. 62 00:03:29,382 --> 00:03:31,080 - The campaign. - Exactly. 63 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,879 But it's just another two months, right? 64 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:35,215 After the election everything goes back to normal. 65 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,427 - Well, unless I win. - Right. 66 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:39,594 I gotta tell you, I'm having a blast. 67 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,930 I always knew I was probably good at something, 68 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,682 but I never knew what it was. 69 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:46,078 Thanks to Katrina, I've finally realized 70 00:03:46,117 --> 00:03:48,635 - I'm good at people liking me. - That's great, 71 00:03:48,641 --> 00:03:51,231 and you know I'm so happy for you, 72 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,267 but do you have to be the 73 00:03:53,353 --> 00:03:55,354 pro-fracking candidate? 74 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,696 Diane, this is the campaign. 75 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:00,240 Nothing anyone says during a campaign matters. 76 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,076 It's just promising a bunch of stuff to get people to vote for you. 77 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,688 Then when you get an office, 78 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:06,449 you can do whatever you want. 79 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:08,707 - Democracy in action. - Mark my words... 80 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,293 The only fracking that's going to be happening 81 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:14,004 - is in this bedroom. - All right, guy. 82 00:04:14,010 --> 00:04:15,353 I'm gonna drill you deep, 83 00:04:15,377 --> 00:04:18,169 and fill you with a mysterious substance 84 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,940 that scientists still don't 85 00:04:19,964 --> 00:04:21,964 quite understand the ramifications of. 86 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:25,265 - This isn't sexy for me... aaah! - Did someone say "busy day"? 87 00:04:25,309 --> 00:04:27,107 No one said "busy day," Katrina. 88 00:04:27,123 --> 00:04:29,170 What did we say about knocking? 89 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,146 It wastes vital seconds we'll never get back? 90 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:34,107 Anyway, everyone who isn't me needs to shut up right now. 91 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:37,027 - No one else was talking. - I actually have good news for once. 92 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,899 CNN released a poll today, and for the first time ever, 93 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,199 - Mr. Peanutbutter is up. - Damn! 94 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,785 Wow! Am I John Davidson, Cathy Lee Crosby 95 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,078 and Fran Tarkenton right now, because that's... 96 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:49,331 We don't have time for the reference you're setting up. 97 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,917 We're doing a presser in 30. Go downstairs, get some breakfast. 98 00:04:51,923 --> 00:04:53,287 Yeah! Breakfast! 99 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,386 Am I Emilio Estevez, Molly Ringwald, 100 00:04:55,418 --> 00:04:56,832 Judd Nelson, the principal... 101 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,209 - Just get breakfast! - All right! 102 00:04:58,215 --> 00:04:59,883 Don't you forget about me. 103 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:03,005 - Diane, you look sad. - We were kind of in the middle of... 104 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,305 No, I'm saying you look sad. 105 00:05:05,311 --> 00:05:06,867 Maybe you need to put on foundation, 106 00:05:06,891 --> 00:05:08,636 blush around the cheeks or something. 107 00:05:14,987 --> 00:05:16,864 What the...? Huh? 108 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,194 Aaah! Aaah! 109 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,251 - What's going on down here? - I was trying to make 110 00:05:21,257 --> 00:05:23,657 you breakfast to thank you for letting me stay here! 111 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,992 I put a Pop-Tart in the microwave! 112 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:29,621 - Did you take the foil off? - No! I was doing it popcorn style! 113 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:32,290 It's all right, it's not your fault. Making food is impossible. 114 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,543 Let's get out of here and take you to your mom's house. 115 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,211 Should we do something about the fire? 116 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,897 Just leave it. It'll tire itself out eventually. 117 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:41,967 So, who is this lady? 118 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:45,005 It's actually a cute story. She was the president of my fan club. 119 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,806 You had sex with the president of your fan club? 120 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,677 Yeah. "Oh, my God, what a monster!" 121 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,096 I slept with someone who loved me more than anybody else 122 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,631 and dedicated her life to knowing 123 00:05:53,639 --> 00:05:55,516 things about me and caring about me. 124 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,023 How could I be so shallow? 125 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,979 You're right, I'm sorry. Finish your cute story. 126 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,313 That was the whole story. 127 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,738 She was the president of my fan club, I had sex with her. 128 00:06:03,744 --> 00:06:07,123 Then I didn't think about her for 18 years, and here we are. 129 00:06:14,918 --> 00:06:17,663 Good news, the results are in! 130 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,599 - Oh! - Bad news, the results are bad. 131 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,626 Like an omelet bar at a mongoose convention, 132 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,093 you are running dangerously low on eggs. 133 00:06:25,099 --> 00:06:26,547 How many do I have left? 134 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:29,222 Well, let's just say it's more than Harry Potter movies, 135 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,182 but fewer than James Bond movies. 136 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,143 - Doctor, no! - What do you recommend? 137 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,979 Hmm. Have you considered impregnating a younger woman? 138 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,225 No, I want to do it with this woman. 139 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,150 You could try throwing money at the problem. 140 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:43,105 You're gonna want pre-natal vitamins, cervical mucus boosters, 141 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,655 a "You Can Do It!" poster, and an iOvulate. 142 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,860 - "iOvulate"? - Let's hope so! 143 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,820 This state-of-the-art bracelet tracks your cycle 144 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,746 and also gives you up-to-date info on your ovulation. 145 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,261 Plus, it's voiced by Harvey Fierstein. 146 00:06:55,267 --> 00:06:57,288 Hello, I'm Harvey Fierstein. 147 00:06:57,327 --> 00:06:59,246 Let's put a baby in you. 148 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,962 Ooh! 149 00:07:04,805 --> 00:07:05,966 BoJack? 150 00:07:05,972 --> 00:07:07,803 Marcy, hey. 151 00:07:07,858 --> 00:07:10,716 - I knew it. I knew you'd come back. - Right. Um... 152 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,385 Here's a very specific after we had sex, 153 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,940 did you by any chance get pregnant 154 00:07:14,964 --> 00:07:16,184 and put a baby up for adoption? 155 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:17,290 - Yes. - Wait, really? 156 00:07:17,296 --> 00:07:18,380 Oh, my God, 157 00:07:18,388 --> 00:07:20,851 - you're my mother. Can I hug you? - Oh. 158 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,811 - I'm hugging my mother. - Wow. 159 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:25,397 BoJack, I'm sorry, I really wanted to tell you. 160 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,864 But when I called the number that you gave me, 161 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,408 it was for a sandwich shop in Temecula. 162 00:07:30,414 --> 00:07:32,292 Wha...? That's so weird. 163 00:07:32,323 --> 00:07:33,656 You must have dialed it wrong. 164 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,622 And then I thought, well, you know, 165 00:07:35,678 --> 00:07:37,952 sooner or later you'd call me. 166 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,304 Yeah, yeah, I was gonna, but then, you know, 167 00:07:40,438 --> 00:07:41,956 9/11 happened... 168 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,589 - Can you ever forgive me? - I think so. 169 00:07:44,595 --> 00:07:46,105 Oh! I'm so sorry. 170 00:07:46,111 --> 00:07:47,920 Where are my manners? Please come in. 171 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,901 And that was just such a tough time 172 00:07:49,907 --> 00:07:51,602 for our country... 173 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,383 So, once we introduced vicious 174 00:07:56,407 --> 00:07:58,222 knife-play into our routine, 175 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:01,106 it really gave our sex life the edge. 176 00:08:01,112 --> 00:08:02,309 Love it, crooshed it. 177 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,852 So the article is just about a happy 178 00:08:03,876 --> 00:08:05,521 marriage with a healthy sex life? 179 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:08,732 We already have Raquel's piece about 69 days of sixty-nining. 180 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:09,817 - Uh-huh! - So croosh. 181 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,413 What about our readers who aren't 182 00:08:11,436 --> 00:08:12,903 having sex with their husbands? 183 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,738 Isn't this just gonna make them feel bad? 184 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:18,081 Not everyone gets to have great sex all the time, right? 185 00:08:18,511 --> 00:08:19,595 Ladies? 186 00:08:20,126 --> 00:08:21,175 Diane? 187 00:08:21,181 --> 00:08:23,414 Can I talk to you in your office for a minute? 188 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,581 I don't have an office. 189 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:27,209 You said offices have corners and corners are the patriarchy. 190 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,205 Fine. Can I talk to you in the hot-take, 191 00:08:29,229 --> 00:08:31,503 cool-down yoga area? 192 00:08:34,684 --> 00:08:35,849 You seem tense. 193 00:08:35,855 --> 00:08:37,588 Have you been eating gluten 194 00:08:37,596 --> 00:08:39,096 and also not having sex with your husband? 195 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,472 Whoa, Stefani, that's not... 196 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:43,626 Diane, relax! This is not a conversation 197 00:08:43,642 --> 00:08:46,020 between an employee and her superior. 198 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,069 This is a conversation between 199 00:08:48,075 --> 00:08:50,292 a friend and her superior. 200 00:08:50,298 --> 00:08:53,259 The campaign has been testing our marriage. 201 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,994 Obviously, it's great to see Mr. Peanutbutter so excited, 202 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,823 and I am supporting that. 203 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:58,991 But if I'm being honest, 204 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,791 I can't wait for it to be over so things can go back to normal. 205 00:09:01,797 --> 00:09:04,955 - Hmm. And what happens if he wins? - He's not going to win. 206 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,338 Did you see the new CNN poll this morning? 207 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,091 He could win. People do love fracking. 208 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,227 It's fun to say! "Frack! 209 00:09:12,275 --> 00:09:14,087 "Frack! Fricky-fricky-frack" 210 00:09:14,093 --> 00:09:15,846 People wouldn't love saying it if 211 00:09:15,885 --> 00:09:17,676 they understood what it actually was. 212 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,179 - So tell them. - I can't go against my husband. 213 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,564 What the frack? Why not? 214 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,182 You gotta do you, girl. 215 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,774 I always say, you gotta do you. 216 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,943 And if he's doing him, then who's doing you? 217 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:32,280 Because right now, it seems like no one's doing you. 218 00:09:35,968 --> 00:09:38,390 and then when I was eight, Lizzie Dunbar's mom 219 00:09:38,396 --> 00:09:40,371 rented us all Freaky Friday for a sleepover, 220 00:09:40,377 --> 00:09:42,197 and I got really sad because 221 00:09:42,229 --> 00:09:44,690 I realized I didn't have a mom to switch bodies with. 222 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:46,997 Am I talking a lot? I feel I'm talking a lot. 223 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,005 - Yes. - Oh! I need to show you something. 224 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,466 Okay, so this may seem cuckoo, 225 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,260 but I was so head over heels in love with your father 226 00:09:54,266 --> 00:09:57,633 that after we made sweet love, and he didn't call me again, 227 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,735 I just got so jealous, so I made 228 00:09:59,775 --> 00:10:01,428 a list of every girl he was with... 229 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,472 and I found their home addresses... 230 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,688 - Oh. - ... and drew Xs over their eyes. 231 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,128 I'm loving this conversation but 232 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,062 I have to go the bathroom now, 233 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,182 for non-me being weirded out by 234 00:10:12,198 --> 00:10:14,588 this conversation-related reasons. 235 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,885 I just keep thinking about how 236 00:10:16,891 --> 00:10:19,363 different things would have been if you'd have just called me. 237 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,185 We could have had a family 238 00:10:21,191 --> 00:10:23,191 together for 18 loving years. 239 00:10:23,197 --> 00:10:24,958 - That might have... - BoJack! 240 00:10:24,964 --> 00:10:26,578 Kids. What? 241 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,664 Can you join me in the bathroom for a minute? 242 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:29,748 What? No! 243 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,502 - Do you want me, sweetheart? - No, 244 00:10:31,508 --> 00:10:33,633 it's a dad bathroom thing. 245 00:10:34,691 --> 00:10:36,484 Uh... Hollyhock? 246 00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:38,525 That woman is not my mother. 247 00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:39,830 She's lying to us! 248 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,051 Marcy? No way! 249 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,768 Look. This is from the premiere of "Autumn in New York". 250 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,272 That movie came out in August of 2000. 251 00:10:46,304 --> 00:10:47,975 I was born in September. 252 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,310 Does this woman look eight months pregnant to you? 253 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,972 Why would they release a romantic 254 00:10:51,981 --> 00:10:53,856 drama called "Autumn in New York" 255 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,101 in the middle of summer? 256 00:10:55,107 --> 00:10:57,151 Richard Gere had just done "Runaway Bride", 257 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,367 Winona Ryder was hot off "Girl, Interrupted" 258 00:10:59,373 --> 00:11:01,905 - so the studio got cocky. - How do you know all this? 259 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,497 I looked it up on the Internet because I saw this picture 260 00:11:04,503 --> 00:11:07,494 and got confused why Marcy would wear a summer dress 261 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,621 to a movie called "Autumn in New York". 262 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,172 This is a summer dress? I guess I don't know dresses. 263 00:11:12,178 --> 00:11:14,835 BoJack, focus! That's not my mom! 264 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,677 So the lesson here is I was right to never call her. 265 00:11:17,683 --> 00:11:19,715 - Wait, so who... - Are you okay in there? 266 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,925 - Don't come in! - Yes! Father-daughter bathroom time! 267 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,913 The scrapbook! She has that list of 268 00:11:23,929 --> 00:11:25,554 all the other women you slept with. 269 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,931 If we get the book, we can find my mom. 270 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,560 Give me a few minutes. I'll distract her, 271 00:11:29,566 --> 00:11:31,222 then you sneak in and grab the book. 272 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,445 Okay. 273 00:11:35,451 --> 00:11:37,042 And what was the first appearance 274 00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:38,609 of the Horse's identical cousin? 275 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,867 Season eight, episode four. 276 00:11:40,873 --> 00:11:42,957 Yeah, yeah. That's right. 277 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:45,198 What was the horse's boss's name? 278 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,248 - What are you doing? - Oh, my God! 279 00:11:47,254 --> 00:11:48,771 You're not supposed to see this. 280 00:11:48,777 --> 00:11:50,515 - Look away! - It's okay, Hollyhock. 281 00:11:50,521 --> 00:11:51,929 This is what Mommy and Daddy do. 282 00:11:51,935 --> 00:11:54,007 Ugh! You said give you a few minutes! 283 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:56,680 I didn't think it would take this long. I usually finish faster. 284 00:11:56,686 --> 00:12:00,003 - You're disgusting! - That's what I needed. 285 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,874 Can I please have a grasshopper? 286 00:12:05,898 --> 00:12:07,609 Yes? 287 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,069 So the studio finished "Mars Attacks"! 288 00:12:10,075 --> 00:12:12,684 Without him. And since no one ever found a body, 289 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,109 my client Tony Tromboni has been making movies 290 00:12:15,115 --> 00:12:17,892 - under the name Tim Burton ever since. - Oh! 291 00:12:17,898 --> 00:12:19,614 I'm Harvey Fierstein. 292 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,045 Your ovulation window is closing soon. 293 00:12:22,092 --> 00:12:24,154 Please commence copulation. 294 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,656 Oh, fish! We gotta go. 295 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,664 - Can't we finish lunch? - You heard the bracelet. 296 00:12:27,670 --> 00:12:29,284 Okay, well, uh, let me get the check. 297 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,079 - There's no time for that! Ralph! - We gotta pay for our... 298 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,129 I have an egg inside me that is ripe to be fertilized. 299 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,923 His name is Philbert. 300 00:12:36,929 --> 00:12:39,503 - Princess Carolyn... - Uh-uh! Philbert Stilton, 301 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,131 and he's going to be sweet and smart 302 00:12:42,155 --> 00:12:43,799 and a phenom on the clarinet, 303 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,969 and one day you'll be driving him home from band practice 304 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,975 and he's going to all of a sudden say 305 00:12:48,991 --> 00:12:50,931 something so insightful and true 306 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,229 that you'll be positively floored it 307 00:12:53,253 --> 00:12:55,727 - came out of the mouth of your son. - Wow. 308 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,695 But if you don't take me home right now and impregnate me, 309 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,191 then Philbert will never exist. 310 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,949 Okay, let's go. 311 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:08,358 - You told me to distract her. - We don't need to talk about it. 312 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,667 So now that we got the list, 313 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,368 we gotta go see all these other women? 314 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,793 Not all of them, just the ones you didn't see 315 00:13:13,799 --> 00:13:16,344 in the nine months after you had sex with them. 316 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,744 - That's gonna be most of them. - Yeah, figures. 317 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:19,793 Ooh! 318 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,236 Tilda Madison? 319 00:13:21,276 --> 00:13:23,108 You dated the Timedium, 320 00:13:23,140 --> 00:13:24,840 Tuesdays at 9:00 on CBS? 321 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:27,140 I never understood that show. What's a Timedium? 322 00:13:27,146 --> 00:13:28,343 She's a medium, 323 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,935 but she can also travel through time and she solves crimes. 324 00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:32,117 That's so stupid. 325 00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,266 She time-travels and she's a medium? 326 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:37,608 But the one crime she can't solve is her husband's murder. 327 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,671 So my name is Hollyhock and I love 328 00:13:43,703 --> 00:13:45,610 apples but hate applesauce, too slimy. 329 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,452 I was the captain of the JV soccer team... 330 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:49,196 BoJack, why did you bring 331 00:13:49,202 --> 00:13:51,742 this child into my sanctum? 332 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:52,951 I can make this real quick. 333 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,001 Did you give up my secret baby in the year 2000? 334 00:13:55,007 --> 00:13:58,040 Oh, BoJack, do you recall the impetus for our uncoupling? 335 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,089 Is every one of these gonna be a whole thing? 336 00:14:00,109 --> 00:14:01,944 You were a cad and a boor. 337 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,723 But your fits of sardonic japery amused, 338 00:14:04,731 --> 00:14:06,975 to a point, until you 339 00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:08,478 - impregnated me. - What? 340 00:14:08,484 --> 00:14:10,077 Suddenly, I was awash in dreams 341 00:14:10,094 --> 00:14:12,117 of idealized domesticity. 342 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,771 But when I told you I was with child, 343 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,940 I received a check in the mail for $200 with the memo line, 344 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,360 "BoJack's half of the abortion." 345 00:14:20,366 --> 00:14:21,980 So you put me up for adoption? 346 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,863 Child, no. I had the abortion. 347 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,616 Nice. You don't want any little BoJacks floating around. 348 00:14:26,622 --> 00:14:28,779 Last thing this world needs is more of this garbage. 349 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,996 - Uh, excuse me? - No, you're great, you seem cool, 350 00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:34,504 but if we could go back in time and prevent it... 351 00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:35,814 Right? 352 00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:37,563 Hollyhock, I didn't mean... 353 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,166 By the way, your show sucks. Should be called "Tedium." 354 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,609 Your uterus contains the secrets 355 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,844 of life, the ability to create. 356 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,766 - Go, go! Oh, God! - I'm going! 357 00:14:51,772 --> 00:14:53,752 At this point, your ovum has burst 358 00:14:53,783 --> 00:14:55,597 out of the swollen follicle, 359 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,731 traveled down the long gentle river of the fallopian tube, 360 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,993 and been welcomed by the warm 361 00:15:01,002 --> 00:15:03,212 embrace of the silk-lined uterus. 362 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,255 - No, no, no. - You must fertilize that 363 00:15:05,261 --> 00:15:08,866 precious ovum now or it will disintegrate into nothingness. 364 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,244 Hit the gas! Do it for Philbert! 365 00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:17,285 Pull over your vehicle, now! 366 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,001 Oh, fish! 367 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,760 So in conclusion, I don't think California 368 00:15:21,766 --> 00:15:23,944 is the greatest state in the country. 369 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,008 But it can be. 370 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,262 Beautifully put. I'd like to drill down, as it were, 371 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,889 - on the subject of fracking. - Drill away. 372 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,809 Now, mere hours ago your wife, Diane Nguyen, 373 00:15:34,815 --> 00:15:36,721 seen here eating a messy sandwich, 374 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,795 published an essay online titled 375 00:15:38,801 --> 00:15:40,318 "The Case Against Fracking" 376 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,941 in which she posits, quote... 377 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,064 "If these frack-happy politicians 378 00:15:44,072 --> 00:15:45,939 "even knew how dangerous it was, 379 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,899 "they wouldn't allow it in their own backyards." 380 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,699 - Diane wrote that? - Damn. 381 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,702 Mr. Peanutbutter, your wife has issued a challenge. 382 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,913 Would you allow fracking in your own backyard? 383 00:15:55,919 --> 00:15:57,420 I would. 384 00:15:57,426 --> 00:16:00,537 Joining us now via Periscope is Frankie Flackery, 385 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,832 foreman and spokesyak for Flackery Will Get You Everywhere 386 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,459 industrial drilling company. 387 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,718 - How are ya? - Flackery Flack, let's talk frack. 388 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,626 Mr. Peanutbutter has invited you 389 00:16:10,634 --> 00:16:12,694 - to drill on his property. - Uh... 390 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,759 Will you take him up on this invitation? 391 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,613 I could have a team there this afternoon. 392 00:16:16,619 --> 00:16:17,777 Oh... 393 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,687 Ready when you are, boys! 394 00:16:20,526 --> 00:16:23,643 Sir, I apologize. We are very eager to get home. 395 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,824 You were going 36 miles per hour. 396 00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:27,301 The speed limit here... 397 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,779 Is 35. 398 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:31,026 - Yes. - Now, I'm no mathematician. 399 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,618 - I'm just a humble officer of the law. - Okay. 400 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,204 So you tell me, is 36 below 401 00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:38,617 35 or is it above 35? 402 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,535 Just write us a ticket and let us go. 403 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,580 Now, now, talking back to Officer Meow Meow is a major no-no. 404 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,041 Hello! Harvey Fierstein here. 405 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:49,034 Oh! Who said that? Is there another man in your vehicle? 406 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,776 - Hello? - Show yourself, fiend! 407 00:16:50,782 --> 00:16:52,065 We don't have time for this! 408 00:16:52,071 --> 00:16:54,388 - I'm in heat! - Ma'am, you need to calm down! 409 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:57,058 Don't tell me to calm down or call me ma'am! 410 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,066 Just write us a goddamn ticket so I 411 00:16:59,074 --> 00:17:00,555 can go home and mount my boyfriend! 412 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,523 That's enough! Out of the car, all three of you! 413 00:17:06,113 --> 00:17:08,240 Obviously, I didn't mean you. 414 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,196 You're giving me the silent treatment? 415 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,983 I guess I have thin skin. 416 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,450 Must be the half of me that's made of garbage. 417 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,036 Well, who else is on this list? 418 00:17:17,042 --> 00:17:18,775 Stacy, Fabiana... 419 00:17:18,784 --> 00:17:21,159 Tonya Harding? She is not gonna be happy to see me. 420 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,495 She said sleeping with me is the worst thing she ever did. 421 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,128 I'm sorry it's so unpleasant for you 422 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,619 to have to interact with women 423 00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:29,577 - you were shitty to. - I don't understand 424 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,840 why we're even doing this. You're never gonna switch 425 00:17:31,846 --> 00:17:33,380 - bodies with your mom. - God! 426 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,513 That ship has sailed and is also impossible. 427 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,225 - Pull over the car. - No. 428 00:17:37,231 --> 00:17:39,632 - Pull over now! - Jesus. Fine. 429 00:17:41,044 --> 00:17:42,482 I'm gonna do the rest of this 430 00:17:42,488 --> 00:17:44,272 - on my own. - No. Hollyhock. 431 00:17:44,278 --> 00:17:45,830 I got the list. I don't need 432 00:17:45,836 --> 00:17:48,133 you anymore. Have a bad life. 433 00:17:48,409 --> 00:17:50,804 Joke's on you, I already have one! 434 00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:56,492 Oh no. No. No, no. 435 00:17:57,393 --> 00:17:58,828 Where's Mr. Peanutbutter? 436 00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:01,629 He's giving a stump speech on the subject of stumps. 437 00:18:01,635 --> 00:18:03,127 Turns out he's pro. 438 00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:04,744 Great for sitting. 439 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,253 I'd be careful with that faucet, the water comes out very hot 440 00:18:07,259 --> 00:18:08,415 because of the fracking. 441 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,257 Aaah! How could you let him do this? 442 00:18:11,263 --> 00:18:13,474 You're the one who called his bluff. Don't do that. 443 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,329 - This just makes my job harder. - I didn't 444 00:18:15,368 --> 00:18:18,574 - "call his bluff." I just... - Woman, you have one job: 445 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:21,299 be his wife, be supportive. 446 00:18:21,305 --> 00:18:24,189 - I am being supportive. - Was that you being supportive 447 00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:25,533 today with that piece you wrote 448 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:28,768 - for your stupid girl website? - It's called Girl Croosh. 449 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:32,278 "Stoopid Gurl" is just a subsection of the main site. 450 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,122 And my piece wasn't about Mr. Peanutbutter, specifically. 451 00:18:35,128 --> 00:18:36,826 I'm gonna cut this conversation short, because 452 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,403 my time is more important than yours. 453 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,369 This goes one of two ways. 454 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,456 Either you shut up and be pretty, or your approximation of that, 455 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,709 or don't support him, he resents you, your marriage implodes. 456 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,336 - Pick your poison. - Damn! 457 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:51,380 Not that I get to vote, but from one Mrs. Peanutbutter to another, 458 00:18:51,386 --> 00:18:53,614 it's been really fun for me to watch 459 00:18:53,645 --> 00:18:55,503 this new marriage fall apart. 460 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,762 - We're not. - So thank you, Diane, 461 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,890 for that tiny sliver of mint 462 00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:01,635 in the smoothie of dogshit 463 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,602 that is trying to get that popular idiot elected. 464 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,686 Good night. 465 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,689 Damn! 466 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,156 I'm Harvey Fierstein, 467 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,200 and I hope you're almost done having sex 468 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,994 because your ovulation cycle will soon be ending. 469 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,162 Huh. 470 00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:25,629 I'm sorry we couldn't get home in time. 471 00:19:25,635 --> 00:19:28,888 - Your lawyer, he's good? - The best. 472 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,087 Then you know what we have to do? 473 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,338 Oh! 474 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,840 - For Philbert? - For Philbert. 475 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,236 What are you doing back there? Hey! 476 00:19:39,242 --> 00:19:42,349 - Sorry you have to be here for this. - Keep your eyes on the road. 477 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,019 Hey! You two cut that out! 478 00:19:44,025 --> 00:19:46,265 I'll write you up for lewd conduct. 479 00:19:46,289 --> 00:19:48,973 Lewd, crude and partially nude! 480 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,875 Not to mention the rude 'tude of 481 00:19:50,907 --> 00:19:52,735 you two dudes, while this prude... 482 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,024 - Hey, listen to me! - Whoa! 483 00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:57,071 And so the dance of life continues apace. 484 00:19:57,077 --> 00:20:00,205 I'm Harvey Fierstein, bidding you a sexy good evening. 485 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,077 No! 486 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,489 Can I get my check now? 487 00:20:06,336 --> 00:20:08,396 Alone, at last. 488 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,957 Thank God. 489 00:20:17,153 --> 00:20:19,322 Fine, fine, fine. 490 00:20:20,531 --> 00:20:22,716 Hi, Fabiana. Before you slam the door... 491 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,975 Did a young horse girl come by here, about yay high? 492 00:20:25,981 --> 00:20:27,911 You're still mad about your dad's funeral? 493 00:20:27,942 --> 00:20:30,223 That was 18 years ago! 494 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,231 Thank you, Tonya. I know we've had our differences, 495 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,650 but seeing you always leaves me weak in the knees. 496 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,203 Hollyhock. 497 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,120 - Was that her? - Ugh! No. 498 00:20:48,628 --> 00:20:50,634 I talked to 23 women today 499 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,830 and none of them were my mother. 500 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,588 - How did you find me? - I went to everyone on that list. 501 00:20:55,594 --> 00:20:57,492 You talked to all those women? 502 00:20:57,498 --> 00:21:00,066 - Some of them... - Really haven't aged well, I know. 503 00:21:00,082 --> 00:21:01,880 I was gonna say, really hate you. 504 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,305 Oh, yeah, that too. But I needed to find you. 505 00:21:04,311 --> 00:21:06,063 To tell you I'm sorry, 506 00:21:06,069 --> 00:21:08,887 for being such an asshole then and also now. 507 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,668 This whole thing was stupid. 508 00:21:10,716 --> 00:21:12,307 I never should have come out here. 509 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,982 And I don't even care about having a mom, really. 510 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:18,277 Because I did fine for 17 years without one. 511 00:21:18,437 --> 00:21:20,231 I don't need a mom. 512 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,775 Hollyhock, it's okay to want a mom. 513 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,249 No, it's not! Because that means my dads 514 00:21:24,273 --> 00:21:27,197 weren't enough for me, and they are! 515 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,034 I know I just met you, but if you do have 516 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,857 any of the old Horseman gunk bouncing 517 00:21:32,896 --> 00:21:34,412 around in that brain of yours, 518 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,486 I gotta tell you right now you should give up 519 00:21:36,518 --> 00:21:38,166 on looking for "enough" 520 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,549 because it will never be enough. 521 00:21:41,932 --> 00:21:43,684 Eww! 522 00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:46,763 - Stop that. - I know, it's stupid. 523 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:50,144 - There, there. - You are 524 00:21:50,293 --> 00:21:52,222 so bad at this. 525 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,104 What do your dads say when you cry? 526 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,524 They say it's okay to cry, 527 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,615 and that I shouldn't feel bad 528 00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,355 about feeling bad. 529 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,524 Well, that... that's good advice, right? 530 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,323 They're really good dads. 531 00:22:04,355 --> 00:22:06,069 I should probably get back to them. 532 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,118 Oh. You don't have to leave right away. 533 00:22:08,124 --> 00:22:10,084 Why don't you just stay with me a bit longer? 534 00:22:10,090 --> 00:22:11,466 At least until we find your mom. 535 00:22:11,472 --> 00:22:13,242 How are we supposed to do that? 536 00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:15,703 Every name on that list was a dead end. 537 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,461 Oh... 538 00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:18,910 Yeah. But 539 00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:21,290 what if I told you there's a name 540 00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:22,919 that isn't on that list? 541 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,468 Someone Marcy never knew about. 542 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,381 What? Where is she now? 543 00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,328 I don't know. But you can stay with me 544 00:22:28,383 --> 00:22:29,509 while we try to find her? 545 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:30,902 Okay. Yeah. 546 00:22:30,926 --> 00:22:32,771 - What's her name? - Her name 547 00:22:32,777 --> 00:22:35,563 was Brown Car... la. 548 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:38,101 Carla Mercedes Benz... Brown. 549 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:40,903 "Carla Mercedes Benzbrown"? 550 00:22:41,013 --> 00:22:42,208 Weird name. 551 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:44,780 - You've got a weird name. - I guess you're right. 552 00:22:44,786 --> 00:22:47,402 Maybe that's the first thing we'll talk about when I meet her. 553 00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:48,951 Mm-hmm? 554 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,779 Diane, I know. I'm sorry about the trucks, 555 00:22:55,803 --> 00:22:57,592 but you didn't give me much choice. 556 00:22:58,521 --> 00:23:00,588 I know these last few days have been crazy. 557 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:03,382 - But this is the hard part. - I need you to drop out of the race. 558 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:04,646 - What? - Please, 559 00:23:04,652 --> 00:23:06,468 Mr. Peanutbutter. This isn't worth it. 560 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,262 I hear what you're saying 561 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,890 and I will try to be more conscientious of your needs. 562 00:23:11,896 --> 00:23:14,262 - Drop out of the race. - Because your needs are important. 563 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,981 I've written another piece for Girl Croosh. It's called 564 00:23:16,987 --> 00:23:18,808 - "The Case Against Mr. Peanutbutter." - What? 565 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,816 When I hit this button, the post goes live. 566 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:21,984 Diane, don't. 567 00:23:21,990 --> 00:23:23,712 I don't want to. And I won't, 568 00:23:23,759 --> 00:23:25,690 if you drop out of the race. 569 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,865 Jesus, Diane. You can't do that. 570 00:23:27,871 --> 00:23:29,395 Because you're the only one allowed 571 00:23:29,412 --> 00:23:30,820 to make decisions for this family? 572 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,495 No. Because it's gonna come off as a weird lovers' spat 573 00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,497 and it's just going to embarrass everyone. 574 00:23:35,503 --> 00:23:38,881 - Well, I'm sorry if I embarrass you. - Oh, come on. 575 00:23:38,887 --> 00:23:41,372 You told me you weren't going to frack, and now I can't 576 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,254 turn on a faucet in my own home 577 00:23:43,278 --> 00:23:45,168 without getting third-degree burns. 578 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:48,552 Oh, I get it. So like always, you're mad at someone, 579 00:23:48,558 --> 00:23:50,536 so your solution is to air your 580 00:23:50,544 --> 00:23:52,925 dirty laundry for everyone to see. 581 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,005 No. This is not about us. 582 00:23:55,021 --> 00:23:57,451 I don't want you to be governor 583 00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,637 because you would be bad at it, 584 00:23:59,645 --> 00:24:01,893 because you don't stand for anything. 585 00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:04,437 No! 586 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,341 Hey! 587 00:24:08,411 --> 00:24:11,575 Don't you dare. Robert Blake gave me that mug. 588 00:24:12,797 --> 00:24:14,841 No! Oh, you... 589 00:24:23,306 --> 00:24:25,464 - I don't... - Shut up. Take off your shirt. 590 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,774 Frack me, Mr. Peanutbutter! 591 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,317 Frack me! 592 00:25:33,988 --> 00:25:37,214 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com -