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So I send in the form, and if
my mom wants to meet me too,

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- then we meet?
- Yeah.

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And if she doesn't want to meet me,

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then I get to feel that hot sting
of rejection all over again.

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What a fun adventure this all is.

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You know what is fun? You coming with
me to my first day on my new show.

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"BoJack Horseman in F.H.B.A.
Los Angeles,

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starring BoJack Horseman
as 'the Judge.'"

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What is F.H.B.A.?

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I think it's one of those shows about
Navy sex crimes that have gone cold?

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And there may be numbers or something?
Then, they call "the Judge."

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I'm just excited to
get out of the house.

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I've been getting really fidgety
cooped up on that hill.

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Like I got tiny little
bumps crawling around

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on the inside of my skin, you know?

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Totally. Look at this guy, texting
in the middle of the intersection.

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You have been judged
to be a shitty driver.

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I'm the Judge. I sentence
you to kiss my ass.

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Boom!

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You got "judged."

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It feels good to be a
dramatic actor again.

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To make someone laugh
is a craft, to be sure,

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but to make someone cry, on
purpose, that is a precious gift.

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Hey, I'm Miles, the production intern.
Can I get you anything? Water?

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That's so sweet of you.

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Actually, that's so his job of him.

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- Hey, PA, whose name I already forgot.
- It's Miles, and I'm an intern.

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Still not interested. Can you take
my daughter to "video village"?

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I wanna make sure she sees
me at my most awesome,

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which is with a slightly high angle
to avoid appearance of a double chin.

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Note to director.

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- Right this way.
- Okay.

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Quiet!

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Rolling!

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Previously on F.H.B.A. Los Angeles...

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I may be a human rights lawyer, but
those skanks are human wrongs.

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I'll tell you the same thing I
tell kids in the cancer ward.

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I'm not here to make friends.

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I'm here to win and/or cure cancer.

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Tonight, the girls return
from Booty Boot Camp

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and face new judge, BoJack Horseman.

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Will BoJack turn the other cheek,

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or is this the week the
booties hit the floor?

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This is Felicity Huffman's
Booty Academy: Los Angeles!

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Um... what's all this then?

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synced & corrected by PopcornAWH
www.addic7ed.com.

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On Booty Academy, we're here to find out

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who's got the right behind and
who's going to be left behind.

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BoJack, do you have anything you'd
like to say to the contestants

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before we give our verdict?

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No, I'm good.

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Very well. Calliope, you are
"ready for this jelly."

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You can stay another week.

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"Tasha, our 'anaconda don't want none."

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Cover up your bottom and go.

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No!

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Your booty's been adjudicated!

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Cut!

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This is bullshit!

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- Callin' my manager!
- Remind me what this show is?

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- I know, remind me?
- ... my publicist!

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Felicity Huffman's Booty Academy.

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It was supposed to be

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Felicity Huffman's Future
Leaders of America,

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but it got retooled a
little by the network.

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So are we judging who
has the best booty?

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Whoa, BoJack, no. That is so degrading.

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So if it's not about their butts, then
why is the other judge Sir Mix-A-Lot?

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Because I'm an honest
and impartial judge.

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And if there's one thing I'm famous
for, it's that I cannot lie.

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Yeah, I guess that would
be the one thing.

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Hey, can we go home now?

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Being around all these skinny L.A.
ladies makes me feel like a blob.

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Well, I gotta shoot for,
like, ten more hours.

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Are you serious?

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Apparently, it takes three hours to set
up the "badonka-donka-dobstacle course."

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So making TV is like a full-time job?
Then why is it so bad?

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I just assumed people weren't trying.

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Uh, I don't mean to butt in here, but
shouldn't your daughter be in school?

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Shouldn't you be "Sir
Minding-Your-Own-Business-A-Lot"?

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I graduated early and took a gap year.

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My friend Maryssa is
backpacking through Europe,

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but lucky me, I get to hang out
in this butt-infested warehouse.

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Oh. All right.

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Someone better be checking the
pH levels of that Jacuzzi

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because these bitches are basic.

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Hey, you wanna explore the back lot?

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They got a whole area that was built
to look like downtown Toronto.

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That's where they shoot the
stuff set in New York.

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Are you allowed to just leave the set?

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What are they gonna do? Dock my pay?

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I'm an intern. They don't pay me.
I got all the power!

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Princess Carolyn, you are
going to love Stilton Acres.

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We have a sauna and a tennis
court and a giant hedge maze.

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And if you make it all the way through
the maze, you get some sugar water.

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And you're gonna love the
Feast of Saint Squeaky.

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It's the holiest of all mouse holidays.

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We prepare a feast of Swiss...

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Because it's the holiest of all cheeses?

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Because it was all our
ancestors could carry

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when they were trying to
escape for their lives.

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Oh... because it has holes!

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- That's very funny.
- Thanks.

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I really want you and my
parents to get along.

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They can be kind of a lot,
especially around the holidays.

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I'm sure I'm going to love them.

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And they're gonna love me.
I'm Princess Carolyn!

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I'm sure they will too.

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But let's wait until after they love you

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to tell them about, you know, Philbert.

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Of course. But what about her?

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Don't worry. She's on her phone.

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Unless Ralph and Princess Carolyn's
secret baby starts to trend,

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she won't notice anything we do or say.

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Stefani? Stefani?

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Whoa.

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Katrina! Just the person
I wanted to talk to!

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- How's hotel life?
- Marvelous!

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Room service, tiny ketchup bottles,
handy list of cable channels.

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Now I know why so many
people like being homeless.

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- Mr. Peanutbutter, that's not...
- On the phone, darling.

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Well, I just found you the perfect
new campaign headquarters.

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I'm gonna sign the lease now,

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unless you think of a
reason I shouldn't.

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Nothing comes to mind.

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Great! It's done. Now, what did
you wanna talk to me about?

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- I'm dropping out of the race.
- What?

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Woodchuck's a better
leader than I'll ever be.

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This election is about bigger
things than just you and Woodchuck.

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What is it about then?

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It's about hope, and freedom,
and powerful lobbyists

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who pay me to elect a
governor I can control

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so we can get legislation passed that
allows them to build private prisons

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on what are now protected wetlands.

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Well, hopefully those evil lobbyists
can find some other puppet

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to do their bidding.

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Why would you hope that?

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I'm done running for
governor, so you're fired.

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No hard feelings, right?

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You idiot. I will end you!

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Bye, Cruella!

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- Hello.
- Stefani!

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- Hello.
- Oh, darling, you're home.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Princess Carolyn!

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- Hello.
- I'm Poppy! This is my wife, Mimi.

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And this is our son, Sissy.

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And this is my wife, Missy.

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And the boys, Tweeds,
Nantucket, and Loophole!

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Ugh.

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It's so wonderful to meet you all!

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- Can I get you a cocktail?
- Oh. No, thank you.

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- Wine?
- That's all right.

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I will consider it a personal affront
if you won't at least have a beer.

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- I shouldn't.
- What about a very caffeinated coffee?

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- No.
- Raw shellfish?

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- Not tonight.
- Cigarette?

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- I don't smoke.
- That's okay.

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You can just stand
around me while I smoke.

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- No, I don't want to.
- Cocaine, then?

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I so appreciate that,
and I hate to be rude,

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but I really don't think
it's a good idea.

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Would you like me to punch
you in the belly real quick

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so you remember what
it's like to be alive?

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That's a rich person thing.

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Oh, I know. I grew up
around rich people.

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But I'm actually good, as
far as belly-punchings go.

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Well, can I at least offer you a
ride on our private rollercoaster?

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Surely, there's no reason you
wouldn't want to do that.

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- So if you decline, I will be offended.
- Oh.

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Also, not that it's relevant,

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but the rollercoaster is
specifically discouraged

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for children under five
and pregnant women.

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But since you are neither of those,

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obviously, there's no reason
you will not want to ride

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on our family's really
fun rollercoaster.

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- Okay, look, the truth is...
- Hey, Dad!

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Why don't you tell Princess Carolyn
one of your great golf stories?

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- Say, there's an idea.
- Yes!

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So here I am with a mashie
when what I need is a niblick.

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Wow, golf. Fore! Am I right?

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Yes, that's exactly right. Golf.

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Californians, this is an endorsement!

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My message is simple.

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If you want to vote Peanutbutter,
vote Coodchuck-Berkowitz

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because a vote for Coodchuck-Berkowitz
is a vote for Peanutbutter.

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Uh...

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Since Peanutbutter likes
Coodchuck-Berkowitz.

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So if you like Coodchuck-Berkowitz,
vote like Mr. Peanutbutter...

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- Excuse me...
- ... for Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz.

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So if we want to vote for
Woodchuck, we should vote for you?

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- No.
- Yes.

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- By voting for Woodchuck.
- Thank you, Mr. Peanutbutter.

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I look forward to moving past

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the political divisiveness
of this campaign

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and finally focusing on the issues.

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What's with the gorilla feet?

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00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,088
As I've explained before,

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my hands were crushed during
the fracking incident.

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There were no hand transplants
readily available,

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but gorilla feet are somewhat hand-like.

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00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,097
So I am using them temporarily

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while my doctors find me
more suitable replacements.

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They sure made a monkey out of you, huh?

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They did no such thing.

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Gorillas are apes.

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I feel that went pretty well.

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Yes, well, thank you for
dropping out of the race.

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Rest assured, under my stewardship,
the state will be in good...

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- You were gonna say "hands" weren't you?
- Ugh.

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00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,786
So, what's next for us two amigos?

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00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:40,830
Mr. Peanutbutter, we don't need
your help on the campaign.

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We are running virtually unopposed. I
think our team can handle it from here.

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Wha-wha-wha-what?

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00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,797
The best way you can help us is
to go back to your regular life

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and stay out of politics forever.

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So this chapter of my life is over?
Doggy, doggy. What now?

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Coochy-coochy-coochy...

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Hey, Mom. You got something in the mail.

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Have I received any
gentleman callers today?

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00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:05,980
I'm expecting a visit
from Corbin Creamerman.

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00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,232
You know what? I'll check.

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00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:10,068
You could learn a thing or
two from him, Henrietta!

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Mm-hmm.

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00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,114
- Hey, where have you been?
- I'll make coffee.

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00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,532
Oh, uh...

226
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,243
well, Miles actually took
me to check out UCLA.

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00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,912
He took me to a party, and I got
to sleep in a dorm room, and...

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00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,414
Wow, look at the time. That's
enough questioning of me,

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00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,917
and where I've been, and what
I've been doing. See ya later!

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00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,044
Hold up. Did you and that
PA hook up last night?

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00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,505
BoJack! We didn't just hook up.

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Miles is a really interesting soul,

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- and I feel like we connected.
- Oh, boy. Okay. Sit down.

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00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,637
Hollyhock, you are never gonna
hear from that guy again.

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Okay, actually, I am,

236
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,099
because when I left his
dorm he said he would,

237
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,351
and I quote, "Definitely text me."

238
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,936
Oh, wow, I didn't realize.

239
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,646
Should we plan the wedding for you

240
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:49,529
and teenage-boy-you-slept-with
who-said-he-would-definitely-text-you"?

241
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:50,608
Very funny.

242
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,861
Believe me, I take no
pleasure in telling you this,

243
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:55,780
but that kid is never, ever, ever...

244
00:10:55,805 --> 00:10:56,823
Ooh! BoJack...

245
00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:58,640
Hollyhock, it is very rude to interrupt.

246
00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,700
Now, where was I?

247
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:03,538
Right. You'll never ever
hear from this guy again.

248
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,622
- But, I...
- Ba-ba-ba!

249
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:07,834
In fact, if he texts you, I
will do a hundred pushups.

250
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,462
That's how sure I am, since
there is no possible way...

251
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,694
"Had a great time last night.
Kilometers."

252
00:11:13,719 --> 00:11:14,774
"Kilometers"?

253
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,093
It's an inside joke
between me and Miles.

254
00:11:17,146 --> 00:11:19,146
Not inside enough. I figured
it out and it's dumb.

255
00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:20,220
Ooh.

256
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,110
He wants to take me to a party tonight.

257
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,058
Shouldn't you be doing pushups?

258
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:26,644
Nope, can't. Impossible.

259
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,448
Anyone who says they
did a pushup is lying.

260
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,561
That him canceling? Classic move.

261
00:11:30,585 --> 00:11:32,525
No, he wants to spend the day together.

262
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,527
Oh. Well, you wanna
have breakfast first?

263
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,529
I got a box of crullers,
of which one remains.

264
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,031
Nah, I'm good with this coffee.

265
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,908
I'll be home for dinner, though. Bye!

266
00:11:40,802 --> 00:11:41,802
Okay.

267
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:45,121
Forty-six, 47...

268
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:48,833
Ah! I could do this all day.

269
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:58,051
We have gathered in Todd's new apartment
to discuss the future of PB Livin'.

270
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,636
You told me this was an intervention

271
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,138
to get Todd to stop coming
up with awful ideas.

272
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,015
That was a pretense to
get you to show up.

273
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,808
- What?
- It was Todd's idea.

274
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,101
What else you got, Todd?

275
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:11,147
Well, I got this one thing. I don't
know. It might be pretty dumb.

276
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,441
- You bite your tongue.
- Yes, bite it all the way off!

277
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,985
All your ideas are beyond terrible.

278
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,364
Well, in that case, I guess I must
have "terrible" business instincts.

279
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,990
- You do!
- Because I wanna hear it.

280
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:24,285
They say "the devil's in the
details," so let's summon the devil!

281
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,037
Okay, so you know how hard it is

282
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,665
- to get your kids to go to the dentist?
- I don't.

283
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,709
But what if dentists
had a friendlier face?

284
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,002
Ooh!

285
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,630
What if you could take your
kids to a dentist's office

286
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,091
where all the dentists were clowns?

287
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,259
- What?
- Kids love clowns!

288
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,136
- Do kids love clowns?
- Actually...

289
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,973
Don't they? Who else
would clowns be for?

290
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,933
Because adults don't love clowns.

291
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,769
That is true. Adults find
clowns creepy and off-putting.

292
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,480
So kids must love clowns,

293
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,066
because otherwise, why
would there be clowns?

294
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,442
That is sound logic. Okay.

295
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:59,153
I want these clown dentists
laughing maniacally

296
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:02,824
as they drill into the teeth of
America's children, starting yesterday!

297
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:06,160
As someone who does have
children, I have to say,

298
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:09,664
a lot of kids are actually
terrified of clowns!

299
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:10,748
Are they? Hm.

300
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,376
That would have been helpful
information before I committed.

301
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,587
But my word is my bond and I
already said yes, didn't I?

302
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:19,757
Okay, so do we find dentists
and train them to be clowns,

303
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:22,301
or do we get clowns and
train them to be dentists?

304
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,888
Why don't we get clowns and dentists
and they can train each other?

305
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,726
Oh, somebody call the police
department, because you are on fire!

306
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,899
Aw, jeez.

307
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,689
And without missing a beat, I say,

308
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,734
"Well, when life gives you
lemons, make an Arnold Palmer."

309
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,321
It's been so wonderful getting to
know you all these last few days.

310
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:46,284
We're so happy to have you.
Now, let the festivities begin.

311
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,120
- Sissy, hand out those cat ears.
- Cat ears?

312
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,039
- And this is for you.
- I want those.

313
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,540
See, the feast is about remembering

314
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,001
the ancient tale of a
heroic mouse named Squeaky.

315
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:58,588
And we always start by wearing cat ears
and singing the song of Squeaky's enemy,

316
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,631
the cat tyrant, King Pusspuss.

317
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:05,344
Looks like Princess Carolyn won't
need any cat ears to look evil.

318
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,694
Okay, that's actually a stereotype.
Cats do take baths.

319
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,238
Darling, licking yourself
does not qualify.

320
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,950
Aw, come on, it was funny.

321
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,336
Oh! Right in the cat gut!

322
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,629
Hooray!

323
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,339
Sorry, it gets a little graphic.

324
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:45,593
I really wish you'd told me your
family's holiday was so anti-cat.

325
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:49,806
It's just an old story about one
bad cat. It's not about every cat.

326
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,266
- Death to all cats!
- Whoo-hoo!

327
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,310
- All right!
- I forgot about that part.

328
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,394
It's kinda like church.

329
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,022
You say the words so many times,
you forget what they mean.

330
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,732
Oh-hh...

331
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,072
- Agh!
- Hello, Hollyhock.

332
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,952
Oh, come on. Wait there. There's
a spare bulb in the kitchen.

333
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,871
I've been sitting in that chair for
five hours waiting to do this.

334
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:18,292
Agh, damn it! Son-of-a...! What?

335
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,881
- Hello, Hollyhock.
- What are you trying to do?

336
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:27,343
I'm trying to keep you out of trouble
with a showman's flair for the dramatic.

337
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,178
I texted you I was gonna be home late.

338
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,972
You don't tell me when you're home late.

339
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,099
This is my house. You
need to ask permission.

340
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,935
- What? You're not my dads.
- I'm just looking out for you.

341
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,020
You spent four days with
this kid, I'm worried...

342
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,731
There's nothing to worry about!
We like each other.

343
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,984
Yeah, now. But come on, Hollyhock.

344
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,903
He's a teenage boy

345
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:49,031
whose job is to be around hot
women in skimpy outfits all day.

346
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,658
You think he's gonna want...

347
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,772
What?

348
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,202
No, I just mean that...

349
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,286
What, you think I'm not
attractive enough for him?

350
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,374
Well, you're the one who
said you were a blob.

351
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,501
- Do you think I'm a blob?
- No.

352
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,212
What kind of person calls
his own daughter a blob?

353
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,548
- You said "blob."
- I said I "felt" like a blob.

354
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,592
Do you think I'm a blob?

355
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:08,676
I just...

356
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:12,805
I just think L.A. is a superficial
town and you need to be careful.

357
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,141
Well, Miles likes me just the way I am.

358
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,894
And that's the kind of person that
I want to spend my time with.

359
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,855
Hollyhock, wait. Wait. Wait!

360
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,566
I get it! It's my weight!

361
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,948
Yeah... I'm sorry about all that.

362
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,575
Why didn't you tell me they hate cats?

363
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,640
They don't hate cats.

364
00:16:33,665 --> 00:16:36,496
Now I get why you didn't want to
tell your family about the baby.

365
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,789
Okay, I was a little nervous.
But they'll come around.

366
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,918
Besides, what am I supposed to do?
They're my family.

367
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,087
- And what are me and Philbert?
- Oh...

368
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,636
Can't believe she's still pissed.

369
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,304
You shouldn't have called her a "blob."

370
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,057
I'm a blob too! We're both blobs!

371
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:59,185
How about just as a general rule,
don't ever call a woman a blob?

372
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:03,022
Never! What if I meet a woman
whose name is Barbara Lob?

373
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,399
And I call her "B" for short. "B. Lob."

374
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,069
Maybe instead of figuring out
the woman blob workaround,

375
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,987
you should just tell
Hollyhock you're sorry.

376
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,031
I still think Miles is up to something.

377
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,554
Why is it so hard for you to believe

378
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,368
someone could genuinely
like your daughter?

379
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,203
Because she's like me!

380
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:22,708
Okay. Do you think maybe this could be
more about you than it is about her?

381
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,878
Yes, obviously, I have a lot of work
to do on myself. Everyone knows that.

382
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,882
But the important thing right now is
how I can fix things with Hollyhock.

383
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,591
Try to stay on topic, Diane.

384
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,010
Well, an open conversation
about your concerns with...

385
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,638
No, that's too Diane-y. She'd
never buy it was coming from me.

386
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,014
Then why do you want my advice?

387
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,184
I got it. If I can somehow prove
to her what a jerk Miles is,

388
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,353
then she'll have to like
me more by default.

389
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,646
That's the BoJack way.

390
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,232
BoJack, no...! Oh... oh...

391
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,359
Ooh, that's... that's nice.

392
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,903
Goldie, how would you like to
advance to the final round?

393
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:55,241
I would do anything,
and I mean, anything.

394
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:59,245
- So I did it. I had sex with the PA.
- You had sex with him?

395
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,913
That's what you wanted, right?

396
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,999
I just said "seduce" the PA.

397
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,709
Doesn't that mean have sex with him?

398
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:08,379
No, I just wanted you to, like,
get him all hot and bothered.

399
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,506
- Eh...?
- And ready to sleep with you.

400
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,216
Then once you get him on audiotape

401
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,180
- saying that he would sleep with you...
- What?

402
00:18:14,222 --> 00:18:16,902
come up with some excuse to get
out of there with virtue intact.

403
00:18:16,926 --> 00:18:19,640
That's a lot of specifics you
just assumed I would know.

404
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,852
Okay, well, the important
thing is, we got him now.

405
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,021
Tell Miles what you told me.

406
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,440
- I had sex with the PA.
- What PA?

407
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,651
I think his name was "Eggberg"?

408
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,695
- What? Not him?
- That's the intern.

409
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,823
- You said "PA."
- Did you think I was a PA? Nice!

410
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,408
Why'd you want her to sleep with me?

411
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,492
Not sleep with.

412
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,788
You told a contestant you would
advance her to the final round

413
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,290
if she slept with a PA?

414
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,667
I said "seduce." There is a distinction.

415
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,295
We make a show about empowering
women and lifting them up,

416
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,298
and you cheapen it with
this coarse vulgarity.

417
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,634
I cannot lie. You disgust me.

418
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,218
This was all a big misunderstanding.

419
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,804
Cover up your bottom and go, BoJack.

420
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:03,225
You're not fit to judge anyone's
character, or their booties.

421
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,437
So it is about judging booties.

422
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,357
- Hey, BoJack.
- Miles.

423
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,760
Don't want me dating your
daughter, you could have told me.

424
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:12,852
I'm sorry.

425
00:19:12,877 --> 00:19:15,071
Maybe we could've worked
out some sort of deal.

426
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,322
What do you mean?

427
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,408
All right, so I got this screenplay,
and I think it's a really fresh area.

428
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,036
It's about a production intern
who wants to be a writer.

429
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,120
Oh, wow.

430
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:26,040
I think it could go somewhere if it
got in front of the right person.

431
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,643
So if you have like an agent or
a manager you could give it to,

432
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,837
that would be awesome, and I would
never talk to Hollyhock again.

433
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:32,922
I promise.

434
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,928
So you were right. He was a dirtbag.

435
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,847
Yeah. I was kinda hoping
I was wrong for once.

436
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,265
If it makes you feel any better,

437
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,476
you were wrong about all
the other parts of this.

438
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,479
Diane, you are so bad at
making people feel better.

439
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,855
Are you gonna tell Hollyhock?

440
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,566
She's a smart girl. She'll
figure it out eventually.

441
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:56,588
But for now, if she believes someone
can love her for who she really is,

442
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,252
then why would I take
that away from her?

443
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:02,493
BoJack, you gotta get
one of these massages.

444
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,120
- Oh-hh!
- Okay.

445
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,248
- Goodbye, darling.
- It was good seeing you.

446
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,501
- It was so much fun seeing you both.
- Thank you for hosting us.

447
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,253
It was so nice to get away for the week

448
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,376
and learn all about your
charming little traditions

449
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,173
that didn't freak me out at all.
Bye-bye!

450
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,009
Did our little city mouse have
a nice time in the country?

451
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,094
Everything was wonderful.

452
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:23,639
And your little companion was darling...
For a week.

453
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,434
But I do hope the next one you
bring home knows how to appreciate

454
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,436
a good Feast of Saint Squeaky.

455
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:29,979
Well, for your information,

456
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,022
there's not gonna be a
"next one," because...

457
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:35,693
I love Princess Carolyn and we're having
a baby and I couldn't be happier!

458
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,111
Oh, my God.

459
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,159
Oh, Mr. Peanutbutter, I am so relaxed.

460
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,442
I didn't realize how much
tension I'd built up in my...

461
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:49,039
Oh, my God! Um...

462
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:54,003
Mr. Peanutbutter, why is our hotel
room filled with dentist clowns?

463
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,921
Don't be ridiculous, Diane.

464
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,798
They're not all dentist clowns.

465
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,675
Half of them are clown dentists.

466
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,969
Just try to ignore them and
go about your business.

467
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,929
- Okay.
- So, this is the incisor.

468
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,765
Doc, if this is what's incisor,

469
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,517
I'd hate to see what's outsides 'er.
Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk!

470
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,465
Please try to focus, Dr. Boing-Boing.

471
00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:12,538
Ugh!

472
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,123
With former rival Mr.
Peanutbutter's support,

473
00:21:15,147 --> 00:21:17,026
just yesterday, Woodchuck
Coodchuck-Berkowitz

474
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,360
seemed to be unbeatable,

475
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:23,324
but as a new candidate enters the race,
is Woodchuck also "unbeata-Biel"?

476
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,575
"UnbeataBiel"?

477
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:28,913
Randy, you wily son of a... I've
missed you, buddy! Bring it in!

478
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,165
"UnbeataBiel"?

479
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,584
I'm tired of these politicians
who are all talk.

480
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,004
California needs a leader who
excels in both comedy and drama

481
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,507
and who is beautiful in an
approachable girl-next-door way,

482
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,675
and who will get all the
criminals off the street

483
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,303
while simultaneously finding
a use for our wetlands.

484
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,930
That's why I'm running for governor.

485
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,513
A candidate you can Jessica-lieve in.

486
00:21:48,538 --> 00:21:49,642
What the...?

487
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,435
Let's do it together! I'm with me!

488
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,103
Oh-hh! Katrina.

489
00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:56,148
- Gadzooks!
- Not now, Professor Flim-Flam!

490
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,108
Of course, Katrina would
latch onto Jessica

491
00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,319
as the beautiful face of
her dangerous agenda.

492
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,405
Well, there's no way they
could beat Woodchuck, right?

493
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,324
No? Because I almost beat him

494
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,159
and I don't even know
what a governor does.

495
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:10,412
That's true. Mr. Peanutbutter,
you've got to help.

496
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,331
Woodchuck has no idea
what he's up against.

497
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,084
You're right! But are we sure
this is the right thing for us?

498
00:22:15,144 --> 00:22:18,104
If I jump right back into politics,
that's not gonna give me a lot of time

499
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,440
to focus on our burgeoning
clown dentistry business.

500
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:24,260
Then it is definitely
the right thing for us.

501
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,054
This is an abomination.

502
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,177
It's only till the doctors
find better ones.

503
00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:31,058
They're not even hands!

504
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,143
Well, they're better
than feet, aren't they?

505
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,311
What the...?

506
00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,438
I'm Dr. Boing-Boing!

507
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:39,191
And I am Dr. Jennifer Picarello, D.D.S.

508
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,075
We come with a message from Mr.
Peanutbutter.

509
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,028
You can tell Mr. Peanutbutter I don't...

510
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,322
- Ha! Woodchuck!
- What do you want?

511
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:46,490
You need me, Woodchuck!

512
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,577
You've got brain smarts, but your
sober-minded policy speeches

513
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,997
are no match for the glitz and
pizzazz of a Hollywoo starlet.

514
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,666
Even a relatively low-wattage
one like Jessica Biel.

515
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,085
He's right. California loves
making movie stars governors.

516
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,296
I was married to both
Jessica and Katrina.

517
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,922
I know them inside and out.

518
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,800
And I'm not speaking in a sexual way,

519
00:23:03,825 --> 00:23:05,908
although it is also
true in a sexual way.

520
00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:09,930
You gotta let me join the campaign!

521
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:12,308
- All right.
- Great! There's no time to lose.

522
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,894
Quick! Get in Dr. Boing-Boing's
dream-powered smile-mobile!

523
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:19,440
It's been four seconds and I
already deeply regret this.

524
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:28,574
- Hey.
- Hey, yourself.

525
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,993
- I'm sorry I was an asshole.
- Mm-hmm.

526
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,516
- What are you doing?
- Seeing how fast I can change channels.

527
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,539
Also, I found all the
loose change in the house

528
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,791
and I put it in
alphabetical order by year.

529
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,321
Do you really think a guy like Miles

530
00:23:41,368 --> 00:23:43,237
couldn't ever really
like a girl like me?

531
00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:44,381
No.

532
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:47,217
I was just jealous because you were
spending a lot of time with him.

533
00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:49,386
He hasn't texted me all day today.

534
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,096
I've been trying to distract myself.

535
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,086
Forget him. You're gonna
meet lots of guys

536
00:23:53,117 --> 00:23:54,916
who will fall madly in love with you.

537
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:57,645
I might have scared him off.
I don't know.

538
00:23:57,728 --> 00:24:03,233
Do you ever get that feeling that like,
to know you more is to love you less?

539
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:06,945
Hollyhock, you are an amazing woman and
you should never settle for someone

540
00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,781
who only loves the idea of you.

541
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,784
You are funny, and you're
kind, and you're clever.

542
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,452
Am I also pretty?

543
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:16,830
I... come on. What do
you want me to say?

544
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,957
Obviously, I think you're beautiful.

545
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,127
Well, you don't have to go overboard.

546
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,629
Hey, I got an idea.

547
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:26,548
Why don't we go get some Cold Stone?
That'll take your mind off Miles.

548
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,134
Plus, I'll let you drive the Tesla!

549
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:32,513
Thanks, but I'm not really
in the mood for ice cream.

550
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,431
Well, then, forget that.
Let's get a pizza.

551
00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:37,226
- I'm actually not hungry.
- Oh.

552
00:25:25,008 --> 00:25:28,008
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553
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