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Give it a moment.

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Nothing gets by me, Tina.
Uno what I'm thinking?

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I don't think you have any blues.

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I think you put the wild
card down, and chose blue,

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because you want us to
think you have blues.

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- Just go already!
- Uh, excuse me.

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I am employing a little
something called "strategy."

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I am taking my time because I
enjoy being the center of attention.

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Until I put a card down,
you have to listen.

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It's been your turn for ten minutes.

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Well, since you're being so impatient,

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I'm gonna put my thing down,
flip it and reverse it back to Tina.

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Uno.

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So you did have blues. Touché.

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Henrietta, don't use a foreign

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language in front of the child.

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She'll get ideas.

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- It's your turn, Beatrice.
- Ah, ah, ah, ah!

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- You okay, Hollyhock?
- Yeah, I'm... I'm awesome.

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I feel really good.

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I just... I need a glass of water.

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Oh! Beatrice, trying to
slip a nine on a six.

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You think I've never seen
an old niner-sixer before?

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- Ah! Ow!
- Whoa, are... are you okay?

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I'm fine! I just... Ow!

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Did you cut yourself? It's okay.
I know what to do.

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You need some alcohol,
ice, a squeeze of lemon.

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- You'll forget all about your cut.
- I'll be right back.

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One.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Californians are feeling the
pinch, and you butter believe

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it's "beclaws" of Woodchuck
Coodchuck-Berkowitz.

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I see, you're referring to my
hideous transplant lobster claws

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in an effort to distract...

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Do you want a governor who
can be rendered defenseless

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with two rubber bands?

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Woodchuck is down in the polls.

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Californians just aren't
connecting with his message.

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I have a very important
policy announcement.

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I've got new hands, baby!

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Now Woodchuck is way up in the polls!

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I guess his message was connecting

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with voters after all.

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Hey! How you doin'? Looking good.

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Mmm...

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Oh!

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What's the big deal? I have hands too.

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There's no way those new hands
are as perfect as everyone says.

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Nobody's hands are all the way clean.

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Computer, zoom in on that thumb.

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And enhance. Zoom in again.

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Enhance again.

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Zoom in three more times.

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Enhance. Enhance.

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Now zoom out once.

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De-enhance. Okay.

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- What are you doing?
- Quiet, "Face."

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"Brain" is working on something.

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Computer, take a scan on that thumbprint

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and cross-reference, please.

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Ha! Just what I expected.

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What?

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Before Woodchuck, the
hands belonged to one

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Ernest Contralto, a criminal.

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The man was a pedophile murderer.

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Well, if you gotta murder somebody...

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No, Tom. Not a pedophile-dash-murderer.

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A pedophile-slash-murderer!

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Oh, no! The way you said
"slash" was very scary!

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At first I didn't like
him, on account, uh...

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He didn't have hands?

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But then he got new hands,
so I liked him again?

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But then I found out
those hands are bad!

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Can't trust politicians.

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She's killing us on this hands thing.

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Much like Ernest Contralto
killed those innocent children

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after he pedophiled them,

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- with those very hands.
- Not helping!

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Your hands are being really
aggressive right now.

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Watch out!

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They're attacking your face!

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Hey, girl, whatcha working on?
Getting some clicks?

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Get them clicks, girl. Get.

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Them. Clicks.

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I'm working on another big piece

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about how Jessica Biel is owned

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by private prison lobbyists, who want...

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Oh, my Gaia, Diane, nobody cares.

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I care and I don't even care.

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So imagine how little someone
who doesn't care cares.

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- Well...
- What if you had lunch with her?

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- Why would...
- You could write about

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what she smells like, how
she makes her face pretty.

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These are things people
will want to know

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about our first female governor.

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Ugh!

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I'll have the avocado toast.

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But instead of the avocado
part, I want fresh sea air,

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and instead of the toast, I'll
have a single grain of rice.

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And for you?

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Grilled cheese?

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Thank you for meeting me here, Diane.

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I just wanted to tell you,
you can keep writing

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whatever you want about me.

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Obviously, it has no
effect on the polls,

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because the only thing voters care about

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is stupid bullshit,
so knock yourself out.

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Well, today I just want to
know what you smell like.

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It's actually my new fragrance:

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"Bielist," by Jessica Biel.

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- Your perfume's called "B"-list?
- "Bielist."

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"B"-list. Like a "B"-list celebrity.

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No, "Bielist"

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- like Jessica Biel.
- I think we're saying the same thing.

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Do you want some? I got a
whole trunk of this stuff.

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- No, thanks.
- You sure?

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Mr. Peanutbutter always
loved the way I smelled.

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Well, I wouldn't flatter
yourself too much.

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He's very enthusiastic
about smelling in general.

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He's enthusiastic about everything.

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Oh, my God. Does he still have
that dumb magic eye poster?

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What? No.

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When we were married,
he was obsessed with it.

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And he would make me
stare at it for hours.

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Yeah, I bet.

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But then, all of a sudden, I saw it.

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And it was incredible.

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And I was so happy that
I had waited long enough

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to experience this beautiful
thing, and I felt so...

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Why is this disgusting
avocado on my plate?

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- Oh, I...
- I feel personally attacked right now.

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Oh, so sorry.

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Anyway, as I was saying
about the poster,

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it's funny how something so stupid

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could have this tremendous power.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah. I think I do.

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A blog post about Jessica
Biel is gaining attention

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for the seemingly minor detail

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that the candidate would
not eat an avocado,

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calling the savory fruit,
quote, "disgusting."

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Who doesn't like avocados?

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I don't know if Jessica Biel has the

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right judgment to lead California.

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And I was totally convinced before,

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- so it's really...
- Whoa!

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the avocado thing that
I have a problem with.

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Why would you say that
you hate avocados?

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I just have to live my truth, Katrina.

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Her polls, like an
avocado exposed to air,

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have quickly turned from a
verdant green to a mushy brown.

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And with only seven days
until the election,

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her campaign might be in the pits.

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Wow. Who'da thunk that
such a small trivial detail

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could be the thing to take Biel down?

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Yeah, who'da thunk it?

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Who knew?

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I knew. I put the avocado
thing in the story on purpose,

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I knew people wouldn't like it.

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So just for the record, I "thunk" it.

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Even though it doesn't matter.
I don't need credit.

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But it does, if I didn't do that,
it wouldn't have happened.

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So, it's because of me.

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- Well, whoever is responsible...
- Me. I just told you.

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We shouldn't get too excited just yet.

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The election is a week away,

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and a lot can happen in a week.

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This is far from over.

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It's over. And the clear winner is

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Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz.

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- All right!
- Huzzah!

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- We did it!
- High five! Low five!

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Shadow puppet!

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Hand jive! Yes!

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- We did it, didn't we?
- We did!

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You and me, working together,

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both contributing the same amount.

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Well, I wrote the article

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that got Woodchuck elected governor.

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You're the one that made him
not governor in the first place.

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I set 'em up. You knock 'em down.

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Thank you for meeting me here.

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My name is Yolanda Buenaventura
of the Better Business Bureau.

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It would be funnier if your name was

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Betty Buenaventura

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of the Better Business Bureau.

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Well, I'm sorry you don't find
my name sufficiently comical,

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but this is actually a
very serious matter.

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- Oh.
- We've received complaints

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from several concerned parents.

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It seems that many
of your clown dentists

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aren't actually licensed
to practice medicine.

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Isn't laughter the best medicine?

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No. It is the worst medicine.

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If you can even call it medicine,
which, legally, you cannot.

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Well, what if I said my business

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was for entertainment purposes?

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That would require your
employees to be entertaining.

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According to your reviews on Yelp,

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your clown dentists are, quote,

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"A cotton candy nightmare of Freudian

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"invention that shakes one to the core."

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Ah, everyone's a critic.

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On Yelp? Yes, that is the idea.

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It appears your business provides
no service but to terrify children

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and the adults who accompany them.

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If this were October, you
could market your venture

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as some sort of spooky
Halloween experience,

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but since this is January, a
month which, to my knowledge,

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contains no Halloweens,
I have no choice but to...

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Wait! Wait.

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What if my clown dentists put on a show?

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A delightful, whimsical, non-terrifying

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clown-stravaganza?

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You would have to agree

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we were a legitimate
business then, right?

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- Go on.
- Give us a week. We'll put on a show.

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If you don't laugh,
I'll dissolve the business

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and release all my clown
dentists into the woods,

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where they'll never bother anyone again.

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All right. You have one
week to create a show

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that delights and astonishes me.

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But I should warn you,
I am a very tough crowd.

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I once met Paul Rudd at a cocktail party

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and I did not find him charming.

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Ooh!

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Excuse me.

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- Get outta my way.
- Like, hooked in a funny way.

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You call that funny? That's not funny.

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It's sad.

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Well, some would argue
that sad and funny

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are two sides of the same coin.

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Uh, no! Abraham Lincoln
and some weird flat house

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are two sides of the same coin.

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Take five, Picarello.

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I've got a week to whip
these dentists into clowns.

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But they're just not silly or wacky

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or prone to kooky hijinks of any kind!

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Should you be drinking that?

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Why not? I got no baby or boyfriend.

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Might as well get blotto, right?

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Um, shouldn't you be at work?

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I'm recal-bibrating.

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Oh!

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Ohh...

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Hey, maybe you should...

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Judah, look at my phone! Judah!

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You have a meeting with Flip McVicker.

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Tell his gal I'm running
ten minutes late.

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What gal?

253
00:10:59,536 --> 00:11:02,414
- So, you're a writer?
- Oh, actually that's a typo.

254
00:11:02,497 --> 00:11:03,790
It should say "Waiter."

255
00:11:03,874 --> 00:11:06,251
- But I'm an aspiring writer.
- Uh-huh.

256
00:11:06,334 --> 00:11:07,669
Sorry, that was a joke.

257
00:11:07,752 --> 00:11:09,921
That's the kind of witty
repartee you can expect from...

258
00:11:10,005 --> 00:11:11,715
Yeah, yeah. Thanks for
the business card.

259
00:11:11,798 --> 00:11:12,924
Wait, ya know,

260
00:11:13,008 --> 00:11:15,385
- I have this idea for a TV show.
- Oh?

261
00:11:15,468 --> 00:11:18,388
It's a grizzled former detective
who gets sucked back in...

262
00:11:18,471 --> 00:11:19,639
This sounds fabulous.

263
00:11:19,723 --> 00:11:21,683
Why don't you write a script,
we'll go from there?

264
00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:24,811
- I already wrote it. Boom.
- Oh, you brought it with you.

265
00:11:24,895 --> 00:11:26,398
I don't trust email.

266
00:11:26,461 --> 00:11:27,892
You know, the government.

267
00:11:27,898 --> 00:11:30,025
Yeah. Look, Flip,
before I even read this,

268
00:11:30,108 --> 00:11:33,069
I should tell you that this
town's a total crapshoot.

269
00:11:33,075 --> 00:11:35,024
Odds of the right person
finding your material

270
00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:37,114
and connecting with
it are a million to...

271
00:11:37,872 --> 00:11:39,036
One.

272
00:11:39,127 --> 00:11:42,602
I just know I have this
great potential inside me.

273
00:11:42,608 --> 00:11:43,824
I know I can do it.

274
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:46,958
Even if no one else understands
or believes in me.

275
00:11:47,042 --> 00:11:48,793
I'm sure that sounds
pretty stupid but...

276
00:11:48,799 --> 00:11:51,844
It's not stupid. I believe in you.

277
00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:55,884
I don't know how else to describe it

278
00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:59,304
other than this feeling of
supreme warmth came over me,

279
00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:01,556
like this is what I've been
waiting for my whole life.

280
00:12:01,569 --> 00:12:02,778
That's amazing!

281
00:12:02,784 --> 00:12:04,696
Todd, the world is dark and scary and

282
00:12:04,735 --> 00:12:06,392
full of creepy clown dentists...

283
00:12:06,398 --> 00:12:08,484
They're working very
hard to be less creepy.

284
00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:11,399
But when I hold this script
in my hands, I have hope.

285
00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:14,069
I gotta get this made.
What do I always say?

286
00:12:14,152 --> 00:12:16,321
"What's the difference between
an agent and a manager?"

287
00:12:16,404 --> 00:12:19,032
Uh, managers are always
talking about the differences

288
00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:22,202
between agents and managers
and agents don't as much?

289
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,311
No! Managers can produce!

290
00:12:24,335 --> 00:12:26,033
This script is a sign.

291
00:12:26,039 --> 00:12:28,249
I gotta get off my ass
and produce this baby.

292
00:12:28,255 --> 00:12:29,381
Todd?

293
00:12:29,387 --> 00:12:32,331
Get me a meeting with Turtletaub.
Set something up with his gal.

294
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:33,838
Who is this gal?

295
00:12:37,175 --> 00:12:40,095
Okay. Clentists, assemble!

296
00:12:41,638 --> 00:12:44,265
Wipe those serious looks off
your faces and listen up!

297
00:12:44,349 --> 00:12:45,809
We gotta help Princess Carolyn,

298
00:12:45,892 --> 00:12:48,789
but also we gotta prep for
our big show next week.

299
00:12:48,795 --> 00:12:51,398
If only there was a way
to do both at once.

300
00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:53,525
What a ludicrous notion!

301
00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:55,099
Doctor Picarello,

302
00:12:55,138 --> 00:12:57,272
we might make a clown out of you yet!

303
00:12:57,278 --> 00:12:59,280
Oh, joy!

304
00:13:01,783 --> 00:13:03,326
Special delivery.

305
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,845
This next part is critical.
Remain wacky.

306
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,283
This is a highly frivolous situation!

307
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:14,402
- What's in the package?
- It's a hand delivery item.

308
00:13:14,838 --> 00:13:15,880
Hey!

309
00:13:15,964 --> 00:13:19,884
- Now, Doctor Boing Boing!
- I am in position.

310
00:13:24,681 --> 00:13:26,850
All right, Princess Carolyn, sit tight.

311
00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:29,269
Whoa!

312
00:13:29,352 --> 00:13:31,733
before, so it's really the avocado

313
00:13:31,757 --> 00:13:33,886
thing that I have a problem with.

314
00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:39,863
Target is acquired.

315
00:13:39,946 --> 00:13:42,532
Deliver the goods, Doctor Boing Boing!

316
00:13:44,075 --> 00:13:45,160
Ah!

317
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:47,877
It's sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-showtime!

318
00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:49,873
- Whoa!
- Oh!

319
00:13:49,956 --> 00:13:52,667
- Princess Carolyn!
- Lenny, thanks for making time.

320
00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:54,210
Didn't realize I had.

321
00:13:54,294 --> 00:13:55,795
Are you drunk?

322
00:13:55,879 --> 00:13:57,922
You smell like somebody
tried to put out a fire

323
00:13:58,006 --> 00:13:59,591
at the booze factory with more booze.

324
00:13:59,674 --> 00:14:02,218
Uh, new perfume, "Sealist," by Seal.

325
00:14:02,302 --> 00:14:04,971
Now let's get to brass stacks.

326
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,259
So it's a hot young writer.

327
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,053
It's TV. It's me producing.

328
00:14:09,059 --> 00:14:10,888
- "TV?"
- Just look at this script.

329
00:14:10,894 --> 00:14:13,063
I know it's gonna knock your socks off.

330
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,654
Eh...

331
00:14:15,386 --> 00:14:18,062
Know that website,
"What-time-is-it-right-now-dot-com,"

332
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:19,986
you go to when you want
to know what time it is?

333
00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:21,889
- Yeah.
- They look to make a play

334
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,656
in the gritty prestige streaming world,

335
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:26,076
and it could make a big
splash with a huge ad buy.

336
00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:28,870
Plus, you got the built-in audience
who don't know what time it is.

337
00:14:28,953 --> 00:14:31,081
That's huge! That's so many people!

338
00:14:31,164 --> 00:14:33,416
Yeah, yeah, this could be
perfect as their first series,

339
00:14:33,422 --> 00:14:34,715
but we'd have to get in fast.

340
00:14:34,721 --> 00:14:36,705
They wanna premiere
before Daylight Savings.

341
00:14:36,711 --> 00:14:38,421
Let's set the pitch for next week.

342
00:14:38,505 --> 00:14:40,256
Philbert? Who's Philbert?

343
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,961
He's this grizzled but very
good-looking detective

344
00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:45,136
who gets sucked back in to something.

345
00:14:45,142 --> 00:14:46,382
No, I mean who is he?

346
00:14:46,388 --> 00:14:48,181
- You got a star attached?
- Not yet, but...

347
00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:49,974
Eh, we can't go in without a big name.

348
00:14:50,058 --> 00:14:52,324
TV pitching is like the Israeli flag,

349
00:14:52,387 --> 00:14:53,889
it's nothing without a big star.

350
00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:55,182
Sorry, Princess Carolyn.

351
00:14:55,188 --> 00:14:56,481
No! Fish!

352
00:14:56,885 --> 00:14:58,338
Oh, whoa...

353
00:14:58,385 --> 00:15:00,346
Ooh, spinny.

354
00:15:00,662 --> 00:15:03,951
Uh-oh! She is out like sauerkraut.

355
00:15:03,988 --> 00:15:07,200
Don't let Turtletaub
get back to his office.

356
00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:10,794
This sounds like a job for the
"Waltz of the Rubber Chicken"!

357
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,659
Doctor Picarello, you gotta
revive Princess Carolyn.

358
00:15:13,665 --> 00:15:15,583
Give her ten cc's of honka-honka.

359
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:16,876
Stat!

360
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,002
Oh!

361
00:15:18,698 --> 00:15:20,624
Hey! Hey! Pardon me. Excuse me!

362
00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:23,216
- Oh! Allow me to lead, my lady.
- Wow.

363
00:15:23,299 --> 00:15:26,803
- What the shell is this?
- So beautiful.

364
00:15:26,886 --> 00:15:30,366
It says so much without
saying anything at all.

365
00:15:30,372 --> 00:15:31,724
You gotta be kidding me.

366
00:15:31,808 --> 00:15:33,435
Okay, okay, how about Aaron Eckhart?

367
00:15:33,518 --> 00:15:35,687
He owes me a favor and he
can disappear into any role.

368
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:38,833
Yeah, he can disappear so good,
the audience disappears with him.

369
00:15:38,839 --> 00:15:40,299
- Tony Shalhoub!
- Tony Sha-who-ub?

370
00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:42,760
This is "What-time-is-
it-right-now-dot-com,"

371
00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:44,859
not "What-time-is-it-fifteen-years-ago

372
00:15:44,865 --> 00:15:48,224
dot-Geocities-dot-com-
slash-Monk-fanpage."

373
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:50,524
Please. I need this so bad.
You don't understand.

374
00:15:50,594 --> 00:15:52,443
This project is my Ba...

375
00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:54,133
My Ba...

376
00:15:54,139 --> 00:15:56,850
- It's my baby.
- Well, if you can't attach a real star,

377
00:15:56,933 --> 00:15:58,310
- your baby's dead.
- No!

378
00:15:58,393 --> 00:15:59,769
Oh, thank you.

379
00:15:59,775 --> 00:16:02,236
There's gotta be a name
that does something for you.

380
00:16:02,242 --> 00:16:06,061
Uh, Jack Huston... Hugh... Hugh Jackman.

381
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:07,646
- BoJack Horseman!
- There's someone...

382
00:16:07,652 --> 00:16:08,898
- Corbin Bernsen.
- No.

383
00:16:08,904 --> 00:16:10,864
- Ben Mendelsohn.
- No, no, no. Hold on.

384
00:16:10,947 --> 00:16:12,678
BoJack. That's an idea.

385
00:16:12,686 --> 00:16:14,904
Yeah, yeah, sure. A BoJack-type.

386
00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:17,114
I swore I'd never work
with that asshole again,

387
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,705
but you gotta admit he's got heat.

388
00:16:18,788 --> 00:16:21,291
Star of Secretariat,
disappears for a year,

389
00:16:21,374 --> 00:16:23,551
shows up again to do one episode

390
00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:26,086
- of a reality show about butts.
- Right, but...

391
00:16:26,092 --> 00:16:29,251
And then you get him playing a rich,
complex anti-hero like Philbert,

392
00:16:29,257 --> 00:16:31,207
now there's a show that screams,

393
00:16:31,213 --> 00:16:33,062
"What time is it right now?"

394
00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:34,278
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.

395
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,869
I'm saying, there are a lotta guys...

396
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,106
P.C., can you get me BoJack or not?

397
00:16:38,112 --> 00:16:41,144
- Of course I can.
- I'll send over a contract, iron-clad.

398
00:16:41,228 --> 00:16:43,522
I don't want to risk that
jerkwad skipping town again.

399
00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:45,514
Make sure he signs it before the pitch.

400
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,946
Uh, will do.

401
00:16:46,952 --> 00:16:49,501
And, uh, go easy on the sauce, huh, kid?

402
00:16:49,549 --> 00:16:51,023
Sloppy don't suit you.

403
00:16:54,292 --> 00:16:56,168
Ah, I got that damn
thing stuck in my head.

404
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,119
Guys, that was amazing!

405
00:16:58,203 --> 00:17:01,373
But if we're going to convince
Yolanda we're ready for the big top,

406
00:17:01,456 --> 00:17:03,750
we need to really hunker
down over the next week

407
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:07,170
and put together a show
so undeniably hilarious

408
00:17:07,254 --> 00:17:09,794
and life-affirming, that she has

409
00:17:09,818 --> 00:17:11,834
no choice but to say...

410
00:17:13,593 --> 00:17:15,718
Wow! What a great show!

411
00:17:15,757 --> 00:17:17,591
Okay, you can keep your business...

412
00:17:17,597 --> 00:17:18,807
- Hooray!
- Perfect!

413
00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:21,476
is what I would say if
you'd put on a good show.

414
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,537
Just so you understand the rubric
when I declare my actual reaction,

415
00:17:24,563 --> 00:17:26,141
which is: "I did not enjoy that."

416
00:17:26,147 --> 00:17:27,596
Oh, no!

417
00:17:27,612 --> 00:17:29,770
My hooray was premature!

418
00:17:29,776 --> 00:17:31,552
So I must recommend that you

419
00:17:31,576 --> 00:17:33,669
dissolve this venture immediately.

420
00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:36,992
All right, you heard the lady.
Get into the car, everyone.

421
00:17:37,075 --> 00:17:38,526
I'm taking you to the woods,

422
00:17:38,542 --> 00:17:41,073
out by the old abandoned insane asylum,

423
00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:43,623
near the elementary
school where you belong.

424
00:17:46,835 --> 00:17:48,825
Hey, so I'm taking
the rest of the day off.

425
00:17:48,831 --> 00:17:49,999
What? Why?

426
00:17:50,005 --> 00:17:51,709
Just don't feel like working right now,

427
00:17:51,715 --> 00:17:53,671
so I think if I force it,

428
00:17:53,727 --> 00:17:55,629
I'm just gonna do a bad job.

429
00:17:55,635 --> 00:17:57,835
- Thank you, Stuart.
- But I did want to remind you

430
00:17:57,841 --> 00:17:59,335
about that bitch meeting you have

431
00:17:59,341 --> 00:18:02,511
- this afternoon at that clock website.
- You mean the pitch meeting.

432
00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:05,431
Pretty sure it said "bitch"
meeting on the calendar.

433
00:18:05,437 --> 00:18:07,969
Seemed a little harsh.
I could go double-check,

434
00:18:07,975 --> 00:18:11,020
but the calendar's all
the way downstairs so...

435
00:18:11,026 --> 00:18:13,695
- No, Stuart. Thank you.
- You're welcome.

436
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,503
- What?
- Hey, BoJack, great news!

437
00:18:23,509 --> 00:18:25,993
- Bad time. Can't talk.
- Wait, just listen for a...

438
00:18:30,295 --> 00:18:31,630
Okay.

439
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,383
Here we go, baby.

440
00:18:39,888 --> 00:18:42,265
Oh, man! You are not
finding what you need!

441
00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:44,352
The deck is a harsh mistress, Tina.

442
00:18:44,358 --> 00:18:47,477
Hollyhock, you gotta get in here!
Tina is drawing so many cards.

443
00:18:47,483 --> 00:18:48,688
It's amazing.

444
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:49,856
Hollyhock!

445
00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:51,185
Hollyhock?

446
00:18:51,191 --> 00:18:53,234
Hollyhock?

447
00:18:53,318 --> 00:18:54,444
That's her name?

448
00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:56,536
Yes, for the third time,
her name is "Hollyhock."

449
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:57,585
And her last name?

450
00:18:57,591 --> 00:19:00,886
Manheim-Mannheim, uh, Steamroller...

451
00:19:01,201 --> 00:19:02,369
Is there more?

452
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,586
I think there's a Lopez
in the mix somewhere?

453
00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:05,997
A Chung maybe?

454
00:19:06,081 --> 00:19:08,041
I'm sorry, sir, I can't help you.

455
00:19:08,124 --> 00:19:10,663
Okay, just... any
information you can give me

456
00:19:10,669 --> 00:19:13,040
on the 17-year-old horse girl
who came here by ambulance

457
00:19:13,046 --> 00:19:15,131
15 minutes ago would be
of interest to my friend,

458
00:19:15,215 --> 00:19:17,878
Mr. Franklin's... friend, Mr. Hamilton.

459
00:19:17,884 --> 00:19:20,303
If you can't prove you're her
parent or legal guardian,

460
00:19:20,387 --> 00:19:22,097
I can't release any information to you.

461
00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:23,223
- Guerrero!
- What?

462
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:25,454
Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero...

463
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:28,787
Robinson... Zilberschlag-Hsung-
Fonzarelli-McQuack.

464
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,391
That's her name. And
she's about five-eight.

465
00:19:30,397 --> 00:19:32,987
And she's 17, her birthday
is in September. And...

466
00:19:32,993 --> 00:19:34,269
She looks like me.

467
00:19:34,275 --> 00:19:36,152
And she loves apples
but hates apple sauce.

468
00:19:36,236 --> 00:19:37,557
And she's funny.

469
00:19:38,424 --> 00:19:40,031
But she isn't mean.

470
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:41,485
Which is pretty remarkable,

471
00:19:41,491 --> 00:19:44,160
'cause a lot of 17-year-olds think
you have to be mean to be funny,

472
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:46,336
but Hollyhock is very sweet,

473
00:19:46,342 --> 00:19:48,367
even if she can be sarcastic.

474
00:19:48,373 --> 00:19:51,101
But she has this smile with...

475
00:19:52,204 --> 00:19:53,288
Does that help?

476
00:19:53,294 --> 00:19:55,582
No, man. Are you her legal guardian?

477
00:19:55,588 --> 00:19:57,590
I'm not leaving here
until I get to see her.

478
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,306
Have a seat.

479
00:19:59,312 --> 00:20:01,606
Well, I don't like
pedophile murderer hands,

480
00:20:01,845 --> 00:20:05,140
but I also don't like people
talking trash about avocados.

481
00:20:05,223 --> 00:20:07,726
This is a real head-scratcher for me.

482
00:20:07,809 --> 00:20:09,121
I mean, what's next?

483
00:20:09,192 --> 00:20:11,432
The grief for every meal...

484
00:20:11,438 --> 00:20:13,356
- She'll be fine.
- Huh?

485
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:15,185
We have to think what's
best for Hollyhock.

486
00:20:15,191 --> 00:20:17,235
- Hollyhock is going to be okay.
- Excuse me.

487
00:20:17,241 --> 00:20:18,785
Did you say Hollyhock? Are you...

488
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:20,001
Jose Guerrero.

489
00:20:20,007 --> 00:20:21,921
Hello, yes! Yeah. Thank God you're here.

490
00:20:21,927 --> 00:20:23,808
- I'm BoJack Horseman.
- Yeah, we know.

491
00:20:23,814 --> 00:20:25,320
I'm her dad, Steve Mannheim.

492
00:20:25,326 --> 00:20:26,982
I'm the wrong Mannheim to mess with.

493
00:20:26,988 --> 00:20:28,031
I'm Dashawn Manheim.

494
00:20:28,037 --> 00:20:29,908
I'm probably the right
Manheim to mess with,

495
00:20:29,914 --> 00:20:32,834
unless we're talking about a
dance battle, in which case...

496
00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:35,879
Five, six, seven, eight. Ha!

497
00:20:35,962 --> 00:20:38,556
- You've been warned.
- Okay. Yep.

498
00:20:38,562 --> 00:20:41,384
Cupe Robinson III. I
think you're just ghastly,

499
00:20:41,468 --> 00:20:43,928
and I was against this
whole caper from the bell.

500
00:20:44,012 --> 00:20:45,555
- Okay.
- Otto Zilberschlag.

501
00:20:45,638 --> 00:20:47,640
Uh, formerly a huge fan.

502
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,642
- Now... just a regular fan.
- Got it.

503
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,895
I know of you, but not
through your work.

504
00:20:51,978 --> 00:20:53,438
- Okay.
- I'm Gregory Hsung.

505
00:20:53,444 --> 00:20:56,155
I only watch foreign films.
That's my deal.

506
00:20:56,316 --> 00:20:58,521
Arturo Fonzarelli,

507
00:20:58,584 --> 00:21:01,255
but I'm pretty cool
so people call me the

508
00:21:01,271 --> 00:21:02,316
"Ice Man."

509
00:21:02,322 --> 00:21:03,775
And I'm Quackers!

510
00:21:03,781 --> 00:21:05,575
- Quack, quack, quack!
- Easy, Quackers.

511
00:21:05,734 --> 00:21:07,946
How's Hollyhock? They
wouldn't give me information.

512
00:21:07,952 --> 00:21:09,590
Why would they? You're not her dad.

513
00:21:09,614 --> 00:21:11,074
No, I know. I just... Is she okay?

514
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,458
She will be. The doctor
said she's lucky to be alive.

515
00:21:13,464 --> 00:21:14,549
What happened?

516
00:21:14,555 --> 00:21:16,455
- She overdosed.
- What? No.

517
00:21:16,461 --> 00:21:18,999
How could you let this happen?
Quack, quack!

518
00:21:19,005 --> 00:21:22,091
- Quackers! Settle down.
- What was she on? I had no idea.

519
00:21:22,175 --> 00:21:23,259
You had no idea?

520
00:21:23,343 --> 00:21:25,428
Have you looked at her?
She's as thin as a pole.

521
00:21:25,512 --> 00:21:28,223
You know I don't care for
your Polish jokes, Dashawn.

522
00:21:28,306 --> 00:21:30,350
She told us you were taking care of her.

523
00:21:30,433 --> 00:21:32,185
- I was.
- I knew she was too young

524
00:21:32,268 --> 00:21:34,748
to be on her own like this.
She's a child!

525
00:21:34,813 --> 00:21:36,997
She called Pedro
Almodóvar's I'm So Excited

526
00:21:37,036 --> 00:21:38,435
"excessively kitsch."

527
00:21:38,441 --> 00:21:41,390
Kitsch is excessive! That's the point!

528
00:21:41,396 --> 00:21:42,791
Can I see her? Can I talk to her?

529
00:21:42,821 --> 00:21:45,067
- You're lucky we don't call the police!
- Quack, quack.

530
00:21:45,073 --> 00:21:47,909
Our kid got hooked on
amphetamines because of you!

531
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,863
- No, I didn't...
- Quack, quack, quack, quack.

532
00:21:49,869 --> 00:21:52,747
Okay, I feel like there's a
lot of male energy right now.

533
00:21:52,908 --> 00:21:54,743
Why don't I come back in a couple hours?

534
00:21:54,749 --> 00:21:56,918
Give Hollyhock a chance to
rest before I talk to her.

535
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:58,014
Are you insane?

536
00:21:58,046 --> 00:22:00,527
You are never seeing Hollyhock again.

537
00:22:00,533 --> 00:22:02,323
- Look, if I could just...
- Never.

538
00:22:11,933 --> 00:22:13,726
- I have four grapefruits.
- Okay.

539
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:15,395
Henrietta, would you like a grapefruit?

540
00:22:15,478 --> 00:22:17,814
I have but four, but I
will share one with you,

541
00:22:17,897 --> 00:22:19,649
for I am kind and honest.

542
00:22:20,504 --> 00:22:22,505
No, no. No, no, no.

543
00:22:24,404 --> 00:22:26,447
Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, God.

544
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,878
- Where's the girl?
- She's gone, Mom.

545
00:22:40,962 --> 00:22:43,631
Oh, yes, I took her, didn't I?
Where did I put her?

546
00:22:43,715 --> 00:22:46,384
Oh, Henrietta, would
you help me pack this?

547
00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:48,803
- I want to bring it to my son.
- Thanks, Mom.

548
00:22:48,886 --> 00:22:51,292
- It's for my son.
- Right.

549
00:22:52,082 --> 00:22:53,719
How did I not see it?

550
00:22:53,725 --> 00:22:56,352
All this time, I thought you
were a terrible parent.

551
00:22:56,358 --> 00:22:57,523
And you were.

552
00:22:57,535 --> 00:22:59,449
But I blew it even worse.

553
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,463
It turns out being a parent is

554
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:04,229
impossible, so I guess I
can't be that mad at you.

555
00:23:04,235 --> 00:23:06,170
Mad at me? No, Henrietta,

556
00:23:06,233 --> 00:23:08,317
this is the right thing. You'll see.

557
00:23:08,323 --> 00:23:09,782
Maybe we deserve each other.

558
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:12,368
Where is the girl?
I made the girl coffee.

559
00:23:12,452 --> 00:23:14,579
Jesus, you two and your coffee.

560
00:23:14,585 --> 00:23:15,685
Wait.

561
00:23:15,763 --> 00:23:16,865
No.

562
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,625
Oh!

563
00:23:18,708 --> 00:23:20,043
What did you put in this?

564
00:23:20,126 --> 00:23:22,462
That's an old family secret.

565
00:23:28,426 --> 00:23:29,594
"Chub-B-Gone?"

566
00:23:29,677 --> 00:23:32,347
- Takes the pounds right off.
- This whole time.

567
00:23:32,430 --> 00:23:34,557
Just until she learned
to take it herself.

568
00:23:34,641 --> 00:23:36,351
- Of course it was you.
- Henrietta!

569
00:23:36,434 --> 00:23:38,227
No. All this "I-don't-know-where-I-am

570
00:23:38,311 --> 00:23:41,731
or-who-my-son-stuff" is, is
officially not cute anymore.

571
00:23:41,814 --> 00:23:43,566
You ruined the one good thing I had.

572
00:23:43,650 --> 00:23:47,070
The one thing I didn't ruin
myself, but of course I did

573
00:23:47,153 --> 00:23:50,031
because I thought it was a good
idea to give you one more chance.

574
00:23:50,114 --> 00:23:52,330
- Where is Crackerjack?
- Stop.

575
00:23:52,336 --> 00:23:54,320
You are out of chances.

576
00:23:57,836 --> 00:23:58,967
What?

577
00:23:58,973 --> 00:24:01,036
Hey, BoJack, great news!

578
00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:02,801
- Bad time. Can't talk.
- Wait, just listen...

579
00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:07,221
Thank you for holding, Mr. Horseman.

580
00:24:07,227 --> 00:24:09,312
I understand you're
interested in our facility

581
00:24:09,393 --> 00:24:11,421
and wanted our first available room.

582
00:24:11,427 --> 00:24:14,430
No, I said "worst available room."

583
00:24:17,433 --> 00:24:19,268
FYI, we keep these blinds down

584
00:24:19,352 --> 00:24:21,145
because the window
looks out at a Dumpster.

585
00:24:21,229 --> 00:24:22,730
- Noted.
- You know...

586
00:24:22,814 --> 00:24:24,440
You kick me a little coin right now,

587
00:24:24,524 --> 00:24:27,151
I can make sure your mother
is very well taken care of.

588
00:24:27,235 --> 00:24:28,513
Oh! In that case,

589
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,771
please watch me not reach for my wallet.

590
00:24:32,865 --> 00:24:34,736
Well, this is your life now.

591
00:24:34,815 --> 00:24:37,034
This is what it all added up to.

592
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:40,033
You, by yourself, in this room.

593
00:24:40,915 --> 00:24:42,959
Best of luck. See ya never.

594
00:24:45,606 --> 00:24:46,982
Who is that?

595
00:24:46,988 --> 00:24:48,406
Ugh. Bye, Mom.

596
00:24:48,552 --> 00:24:49,928
BoJack?

597
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:42,829
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