1 00:00:01,020 --> 00:00:04,204 sync & correction by f1nc0 - Addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,889 Can't you see? You don't belong here! 3 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:16,808 Destiny has bigger plans for you. Oh, yes. 4 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:19,353 But this is my home. 5 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:21,396 It's the only home I've ever known! 6 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,482 You were made for the skies. 7 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,984 Why do you think they named you Amelia Earhart? 8 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:29,530 It's because your heart... belongs in the air. 9 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:32,157 It's true, that is my name. 10 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:35,702 - Ah! Boots, leave your sister alone! - She started it! 11 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:39,206 Well, stop it right now or I'll pop the both of you. 12 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:43,544 So, put on those flygirl goggles, get in your biplane and fly to the sun. 13 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:46,505 But a woman's never flown to the sun before. 14 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,924 Come on! What other gal's got the get-up-and-go 15 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:52,803 to tame those savage sun beasts and become their queen? 16 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,586 How many times have you watched this tape? 17 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:56,807 When you get me a second tape, I'll watch something else. 18 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,600 What am I, made of tapes? 19 00:00:58,850 --> 00:00:59,892 That's the spirit! 20 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,896 I suppose the most effective way to do it is to do it! 21 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,363 Hello? 22 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:14,533 How the hell do they expect me to learn five pages of dialogue in one day? 23 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,316 - What am I, Young Sheldon? - BoJack... 24 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:19,830 No show should have that much talking. TV is a visual medium. 25 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:22,416 - Anyway, where the hell are you? - Eden, North Carolina. 26 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,586 Ugh, North Carolina? That's the second worst of the Carolinas. 27 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,505 - You know I'm from here, right? - Yeah, and you got out. 28 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,256 You know what "from" means? 29 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,843 You don't have to be there anymore. That's why they call it "from." 30 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,679 Okay, I'm about to be from this conversation. 31 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,348 Wait, wait. I'm sorry. Can we just talk about Mr. Peanutbutter? 32 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,642 Why did you cast him on this show? Everybody loves him. 33 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:43,395 I'm the guy everybody's supposed to love. I'm Philbert. 34 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,772 - Ugh! - So then I got a food truck for the crew 35 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:48,191 with a big sign that said, "From your favorite star," 36 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,277 but everybody thought it was from Mr. Peanutbutter. 37 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,861 They didn't even read the sign. 38 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,529 BoJack, I'm gonna be back tomorrow. 39 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,532 Do you think you can handle your shit until then? 40 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,619 Oh, yeah, that sounds like me. What are you doing there anyway? 41 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:02,285 Just... taking care of some family stuff. 42 00:02:54,031 --> 00:02:57,622 5x05 -The Amelia Earhart Story 43 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,223 Thanks for coming, all this way. 44 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:04,267 - We could've just talked on the phone. - I wanted to meet you in person. 45 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,103 That's the Princess Carolyn difference. 46 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,523 Ooh! I've never met a person who had a difference named after them before. 47 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,609 Well, this is important. We're here to talk about your baby. 48 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,778 I know what you're thinking; another dumb teenager, 49 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:18,031 so liquored up, she forgot to make sure her boyfriend wrapped his tweedle. 50 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:20,575 Well, that's all true, but I'm not some backwoods hick. 51 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:23,036 - Oh! - I'm 18, I got my whole life ahead of me, 52 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,622 and it's not like my boyfriend's begging me to marry him. 53 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,406 Boyfriends rarely do. 54 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:30,210 - His name's Strib, short for Dennis. - Uh, sure. 55 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,993 He's not exactly the romantic type, 56 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:35,424 but he's got those eyes you just can't say no to, you know? 57 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:38,385 I hope you and Strib have many happy child-free years, together. 58 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:42,139 I'm willing to do whatever I can to help contribute to the child-free part. 59 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,932 Hmm. 60 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,474 Oh, sorry. It's work. 61 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,227 Everyone I work with is such a baby. 62 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,396 And I love babies! 63 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:50,813 Hello, baby. 64 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,567 Hey, listen, I know Flip just wants me to be "the woman", 65 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:56,611 and keep my mouth shut, but this show makes no sense. 66 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:59,489 In the rooftop motorcycle scene, Fritz and Philbert keep saying, 67 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,576 "This is so dangerous." "Yeah, man. We're really dangerous." 68 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,536 But then they just get off the motorcycles. 69 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:07,038 Why aren't they skidding towards the side of the building, 70 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:10,500 and then they roll off just as their bikes go careening over the edge? 71 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:11,917 Okay, sure, pitch it to Flip. 72 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,586 Everything I pitch, he shoots down. 73 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,047 That's just because it's coming from someone who isn't him. 74 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:17,757 If you want him to like your idea, 75 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,634 just convince him he thought of it, himself. 76 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,053 You really think he'll do it because I say it's his idea? 77 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,055 That's a great idea, Diane. 78 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,891 Oh, thanks! I'm gonna do it. 79 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,976 - So sorry. - No problem. 80 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:32,814 Um, just so you know, I have met with some other candidates, mostly couples. 81 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:33,856 Oh. 82 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,234 I couldn't believe I found someone who grew up in Eden. 83 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:39,404 - When's the last time you were here? - Oh, not since my mother died. 84 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,907 - Oh, I'm sorry. - It was a long time ago. 85 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,493 - She's still dead, though. - That is true. 86 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,749 - Sorry we had to meet at Phuzzy's. - I love Phuzzy's. 87 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,084 I bet you got fancy restaurants in LA, huh? 88 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,545 Probably a California Pizza Kitchen on every corner. 89 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,131 Or do y'all call it "Pizza Kitchen," since you're in California? 90 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:01,259 No, we call it "California Pizza Kitchen," or "CPK." 91 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:04,763 CPK? What kind of city person's too busy to say "California Pizza Kitchen"? 92 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,724 You gotta catch a bus or something? Stay a while and say the whole name. 93 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,475 Yeah, yeah, well, I'm not like that. 94 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,103 I live in Los Angeles now, but you know what they say, 95 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:13,229 you can take the girl 96 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,191 out of the Greensboro-High Point metropolitan area, but you can't take 97 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,860 the Greensboro-High Point metropolitan area out of the girl. 98 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:21,696 I wish my boyfriend would've taken his penis out of the girl. 99 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,658 - Meaning, I wish he would've pulled out. - Yeah, no, I got it. 100 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,617 Thank you. 101 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,077 Ooh, have I missed this! 102 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:30,121 I'm gonna eat the shit out of these hush puppies, 103 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:32,916 and then tomorrow, I'm getting a real sausage biscuit, 104 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,542 meaning a sausage patty, 105 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:37,879 not that bullshit link situation they call "sausage" in LA. 106 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:41,383 Oh, my goodness, I gotta pee. I'll be right back. 107 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,391 - Hello? - Princess Carolyn! 108 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:53,478 I just wanted to tell you what a ball I'm having on this crazy cop show. 109 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:54,478 Glad to hear it. 110 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,691 And my favorite star paid for a food truck. 111 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,110 I don't know why Peter Scolari is buying me a falafel plate, 112 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,893 but, hey, I'm not complaining. 113 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,822 - Did you have a question? - Yeah. 114 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:06,658 So, I know my ex-wife is in the writers' room. 115 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:11,037 I don't want to make things weird for her or anybody else, so... 116 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:14,583 do I have to do all the dialogue, as scripted, 117 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,501 or can I have a little fun with it? 118 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,285 - Um... - Normally, I wouldn't even ask, 119 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,547 but because of the whole ex-wife of it all, 120 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,466 I figured I should just double-check that it's definitely okay 121 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,250 if I change every single word. 122 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,220 Knowing Flip, I would just stick to the script. 123 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:28,721 So, don't flip the script? 124 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,766 - Exactly. Don't flip Flip's script. - That's a double-flip. 125 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,309 So, you're saying I should flip it? 126 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,810 I'm saying the exact opposite. 127 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:37,397 - So, flip it. Flip it good. - Okay, I gotta go. 128 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:41,067 You're very funny and talented. Goodbye. Sorry. Show folk. 129 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:44,404 Well, this was a pleasure. Thanks for coming all this way. 130 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,187 I do hope to make a decision soon. 131 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,242 - Oh, you have to leave already? - Yeah, I gotta go set up my booth. 132 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,993 - Your booth? - At the flea market. 133 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,954 I sell clothes I bought cheap and then bedazzled. 134 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,123 I'm not saying I'm the Danville Target or nothing, 135 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,707 but it's good enough for fleas. 136 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,543 Okay, call me if you have any other questions. 137 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:01,046 I always answer my phone, day or night. 138 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,829 Thanks. 139 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,771 Your mom's drunk again, isn't she? 140 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,565 My mom, well, obviously she was planning on cleaning the floors, 141 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,349 but I asked her if I could do it. 142 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,653 I wanna learn all the tricks of the trade, so one day, 143 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,529 I can be as good a housekeeper as she is. 144 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,990 Why do you still live here? 145 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:31,201 Why don't you go live with your dad down in Raleigh? 146 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,984 All my sisters and brothers are gone. 147 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,746 If I leave, my mom's got nobody. 148 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:38,625 Besides, if I go, who's going to keep you out of trouble? 149 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,002 Did you know I'm on the football team? 150 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,588 I do know it. Are you ever gonna play? 151 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,339 Probably not, smart-ass. 152 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,968 Not unless the first-string quarterback gets hurt. 153 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,011 Why aren't you the first-string quarterback? 154 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,805 You're not even first-string housekeeper! 155 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,057 Well, how about I first-string punch you in the nose? 156 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,643 Oh! Okay, easy, easy. 157 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:59,354 Look, I think if I just keep my head down and be patient, 158 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,940 Coach will eventually realize I should be QB one, you know? 159 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,817 That's a terrible approach. 160 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,652 You need to go after what you want. 161 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:08,780 You gotta fly into that sun, like Amelia Earhart did. 162 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,531 - What? - You know, like in the movie. 163 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:13,785 I never knew anybody who liked old movies as much as you do. 164 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:16,287 You're 18. You never knew anybody, period. 165 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:17,830 Okay, okay. 166 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:21,001 But what if I'm not as good a quarterback as I think I am? 167 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,336 Doesn't matter. You don't need to be good enough. 168 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,672 You just need to convince your coach you're good enough. 169 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,455 Damn! You know what? 170 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,802 - I'll talk to him tomorrow. - Don't leave until you get that yes. 171 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:34,431 Oh! 172 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:38,518 - Sadie, wait! - Oh. Um, hey. 173 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:41,688 Listen, I really want to spend more time getting to know each other. 174 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,691 This baby, your baby, means everything to me. 175 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,693 I think the more time we spend together, 176 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,486 you'll realize I'm... 177 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:51,448 - Do you need to take that? - No, it's fine. The perfect candidate. 178 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,034 I thought you always answered your phone, day or night. 179 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,910 Right. Hello? 180 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,578 I just got off the phone with Flip. 181 00:08:57,579 --> 00:09:00,749 He's really excited about this new motorcycle stunt he came up with. 182 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:04,419 - He wants to do it tomorrow, but... - That's Flip, full of ideas. Gotta go. 183 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:08,757 Well, the show is already way over budget and my boss is starting to ask questions. 184 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:12,343 Now, normally, I love questions because they're good for pondering, 185 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,127 but I guess in the corporate world, 186 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:17,557 when people ask questions, they expect someone to answer them. 187 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,602 And, apparently, "Yeah, wow, it really makes you think," 188 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,063 is not the kind of answer they're looking for. 189 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,146 Goodbye, Todd. 190 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,522 - Wait, one more thing. - What? 191 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:29,402 Do you think Lake Erie ever gets jealous of Lake Superior? 192 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:32,322 Or is it, like, proud to be the eerie one? 193 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,991 We've been through this, Todd. Lakes don't have emotions. 194 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,775 What about Ricki Lake? 195 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:40,580 As I was saying, I'd love to spend more time together, if you're up for it. 196 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,041 You mentioned the flea market. I'd love to check it out. 197 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,877 - Yeah, come by anytime tomorrow. - I thought it was today. 198 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,879 No, no. I just have to prep for it today. 199 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:50,256 But if you can stay another day, that would be awesome. 200 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,050 But only if you can. I know you're busy. 201 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,428 I don't want me, or my baby, to get in the way of your career. 202 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,348 Sadie, I'll be there. 203 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,050 Toodle-oos! 204 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,395 Ah! Oh! 205 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:08,233 Stuart, I need you to change my flight. No, just do it through the website. 206 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:11,444 Yeah, no, go to the website and put in my confirmation number. 207 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,488 Hold on, let me see if I can find it. 208 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,532 It's 5-2-1-8. 209 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,450 Change it to a Wednesday flight. 210 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:20,787 No. Oh, okay, click "yes." Click "yes." 211 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,538 Okay, put in my credit card info. 212 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,582 I'll text you a picture. 213 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,543 Okay, did you get it? 214 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,918 Check your work email. 215 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,797 Okay, click "accept." Now forward me the confirmation. 216 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:33,716 Thank you, Stuart. I don't know what I'd do without you. 217 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,180 Ow! 218 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,889 - Hey. - Hey, yourself. 219 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:43,309 Well, you've been up to something. 220 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:47,689 I'm up to something, all right. It's called first-string quarterback! 221 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,482 Really? 222 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:53,194 - I didn't leave until I got the yes. - Oh, congratulations! Ah! 223 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,778 - Oh! - Oops. 224 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:57,615 - Sorry. I got a little carried away there. - That's okay. 225 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:58,907 Oh! 226 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,325 - Sorry. Sorry. - That's okay. 227 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:16,301 By Jove, she's doing it! She's flying to the sun! 228 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,084 That's where she's going. 229 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:22,223 Now we don't need to be sad when we think about her, later. 230 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:28,563 - I'd be careful if I were you. - What do you mean? 231 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,940 Think I don't know what's going on? 232 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,984 - Mom. - Let me tell you something. 233 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,278 Life is a big ol' roulette wheel. 234 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,031 Everyone's got a number. Some are winners, some aren't. 235 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,658 It all depends where the little white ball lands. 236 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:44,204 The problem is when people with losing numbers think they're winners. 237 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,122 I don't know what you're talking about. 238 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,791 - Then what the hell are these? - College brochures. I... 239 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:52,337 You think you're going to some fancy college in California, 240 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:55,465 all the way on the other side of the country from your mother? 241 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,800 - You're gonna abandon me? - Mom, it's not about you. 242 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:01,679 UCLA? No, you will not see LA. 243 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:04,974 Even if you get into one of these places, how're you gonna pay for it? 244 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,310 I'll get a job or a paid internship. 245 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:11,314 Well, la-di-da, I did not realize I was in the presence of someone, 246 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:15,693 - who was gonna get a paid internship. - Mom, you need to go to bed. 247 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,821 See, that's the difference between you and me, Princess Carolyn. 248 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,824 I know where I belong. This is my bed. 249 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,159 No, it's not. Where's my bed? 250 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,080 I know where I belong. 251 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,832 - Hello? - I thought you were gonna be here today. 252 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,416 - Where are you? - Something came up. 253 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,128 Okay, well, listen, Mr. Peanutbutter's doing all his own stunts, 254 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,798 and every time he does a dumb little somersault, 255 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,217 everybody goes nuts like he's goddamn Kerri Strug. 256 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,469 Kerri Strug? You gotta update your references. 257 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,596 When the world sees the likes of Kerri Strug, again, 258 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,222 I will adjust accordingly. 259 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,392 Anyway, I said I wanted to do my own stunts, too, 260 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,019 but little did I know that Flip was writing a new scene, 261 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,855 where a motorcycle falls off a five-story building. 262 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,356 Just say you don't want to do it. 263 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:57,235 I cannot do that because I already fired my stunt double, 264 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,570 so I also need you to call him and get him back, 265 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:02,407 and that might be tricky, 'cause I was really brutal about it. 266 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,325 - Why? - Because people were watching. 267 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:07,495 Now I need you to intervene and forbid me from doing my own stunts, 268 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,998 even though I want to, because I actually don't want to, 269 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:13,209 because that would require me to be in good shape, which we know I'm not, 270 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,295 and also not a coward, which we both know I am. 271 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,878 - BoJack... - Also, if you could say 272 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,340 it's because I'm too important a star to take the risk on, 273 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,217 but Mr. Peanutbutter can keep doing his stunts 274 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,178 because he is less important; that would be real cool, thanks. 275 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,512 Fine, I'll handle it! 276 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,724 Just stop whining like a little bitch! 277 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,477 Okay, love you, bitch! 278 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:32,477 Hey, girl! 279 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,106 Hey! I'm so glad you came. This is my stuff. 280 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,233 - I call it Made-y by Sadie. - Wow! 281 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,152 Problem is got a bunch of lookie-loos. 282 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,029 Everyone's browsing, but no one's buying. 283 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,573 It's not about people buying. it's about you selling. 284 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,573 Watch this. 285 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,784 Whoa! Hey, you can't get that jacket. 286 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,786 - Why not? - I was gonna get it. 287 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,789 It's the best thing in this whole place and I saw it first. 288 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,542 So, why don't you make like yourself and flee? 289 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,961 I got it now. Maybe I'm gonna buy it. 290 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,755 Five dollars. 291 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,966 Oh, my God! 292 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,675 Sadie, you can sell anything, 293 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,721 if you just sell people the idea that they're not being sold to. 294 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,057 Wow! That's pretty manipulative. 295 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,642 But I didn't need to because your clothing sells itself. 296 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,644 Hey, I guess you're right. 297 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,312 My back aches. 298 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,013 - I gotta sit down. - Oh! 299 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,766 Here. 300 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,276 Smart move adopting. 301 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,404 Let someone else do all the work, right? 302 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,281 Girl, you do not wanna be pregnant. 303 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,578 Ugh! What am I gonna do? 304 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,120 My life's over. 305 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,749 No! Are you kidding? This is a good thing. 306 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:38,211 - That boy's stuck with you, now. - Stuck with me? 307 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,838 No, good stuck, like when you try on 308 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,049 your friend's fancy ring and it won't come off. 309 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,591 Now you got a free ring. 310 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,844 You know, Evelyn still expects you to give that ring back. 311 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,595 That sounds like an Evelyn problem. 312 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:52,850 Meanwhile, that little white roulette ball just landed on your number. 313 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,019 You know the Wallaces are good people. 314 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,563 They're gonna do right by you. 315 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,939 No, don't cry. Look. 316 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,359 They're gonna have you move into the big house, 317 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,319 probably in the big room. 318 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,696 You know, the one with all the dolls. 319 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,491 And I'll be right up here whenever you need me. 320 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,661 Hey, I wanna give you this. 321 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,080 Did you steal this from Evelyn, too? 322 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:18,709 Your... grammy gave me this necklace when I first got pregnant. 323 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,421 It's been in our family for generations. 324 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,256 It's from the old country. 325 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,548 And when you wear this, 326 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:28,594 I want you to remember that you've come from a long line of women, 327 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:32,515 who've taken our licks, but we always land on our feet. 328 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,768 Don't we? 329 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,895 Now listen to me. This is our shot. 330 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,149 - Don't blow it, okay? - Okay. 331 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,683 Princess Carolyn? 332 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,904 - Yeah. - Would you want to meet my family? 333 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,323 - Of course. - There's a potluck at the church, tonight. 334 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:53,453 - I love a church potluck! - Oh! What church do you go to in LA? 335 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:58,458 Oh, uh, St. Mary's Good Shepherd of the Lady... of the Passion... 336 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:03,963 of the Constant Gardener... of Latter-Day Belle and Sebastian. 337 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,716 You got time for that, but you can't say "California Pizza Kitchen"? 338 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,801 I love church and I love the Lord. 339 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,552 God is my back-door pilot. 340 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,346 I wish Strib was a back-door pilot. 341 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,724 Maybe then I wouldn't be pregnant. 342 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,632 - Anal sex. - Got it. 343 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,982 That's my mom. That woman's been banged more times than a screen door 344 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,274 during hurricane season. 345 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,692 - Oh! - But I love her. 346 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:26,985 That's my sister Tanya. 347 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,236 Thinks she's so smart. 348 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,696 If you're so smart, Tanya, 349 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,699 why do you live on a dry-docked pontoon boat? 350 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,826 - Good one! - She's got a great heart. 351 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,037 And, finally, the cousins. I've slept with all of them. 352 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,204 - Wow! - I'm just kidding. 353 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,457 I'm from North Carolina, not Tennessee. 354 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,836 Hope you like ambrosia, since everyone brought the exact same dish; ambrosia. 355 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,587 Ah, it's beautiful out here. 356 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,340 Look at all those stars! 357 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,176 - You don't have stars in LA? - Not like these. 358 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,718 Too much light pollution. 359 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,419 And heavy pollution. 360 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,899 My dad's ready to see you. 361 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,528 We better not. 362 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:18,162 Oh, I gotta tell you, when my idiot son told me he'd knocked up the help, I... 363 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,288 Let me try that again. 364 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,417 Princess Carolyn, we're going to do the right thing, here. 365 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,920 You'll have a lovely wedding before you start to show. 366 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,256 If it's a girl, we'll name her Dorothy after my mother. 367 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,717 Of course, if it's a boy, he'll be the third Cooper Thomas Rogers Wallace, 368 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,638 so you'll call him Cooper III, or Cooper Three, Trip, Trey or Lil' Coop. 369 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,224 You'll join the Junior League, maybe sing in the Follies. 370 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,101 Mrs. Wallace will teach you how to play bridge 371 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:43,229 and destroy other families' social status through indelicate gossip. 372 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,064 - Oh... - We'll go to Hilton Head every summer 373 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,984 and take a photo of all of us on the beach wearing khaki and white. 374 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,526 This will be our Christmas card. 375 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:52,613 Inside, it will say "Merry Merry" or "Seasons Greetings," 376 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,949 so as not to alienate our friends of other faiths, 377 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,732 but we'll know it's Christmas. 378 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,078 Princess Carolyn, I know you're scared, 379 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:02,164 but I promise you, you've got a great life ahead of you. 380 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,585 No worries, no tough choices and no money troubles, 381 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:08,921 thanks to the Wallace and Sons Answering Machine Tape empire. 382 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:13,092 Yes, as long as people need answering machine tapes, you will be taken care of. 383 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,759 - Sound good? - Yes. 384 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,929 Ah, ah, ah. Wait for the beep. 385 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,056 Sound good? Beep! 386 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,767 Yes, sir. 387 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,978 Hello? 388 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,147 Princess Carolyn, there's been an accident. 389 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,940 BoJack's hurt real bad. 390 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,067 Ow! I'm in so much pain. 391 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,028 I'm like Kerri Strug over here. 392 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,113 Where's my big Russian guy? 393 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,196 What happened? 394 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,783 - He fell off a building is what happened. - Oh! 395 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:38,783 Are you okay? 396 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,872 I mean, I know you're not okay, okay, but you're okay, right? 397 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,874 Why did you let him do his own stunts? 398 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,335 - That was today? - Of course it was today. 399 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:50,379 I put a sticky on your day page at our sister site 400 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,548 WhatDatelsltRightNow.net. 401 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,676 - Oh! - Do you even check your day page? 402 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,429 Every part of me hurts. Sartre was wrong. 403 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:02,224 Physical pain is so much worse than prolonged emotional distress. 404 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,185 What a hack! 405 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,688 We're supposed to be shooting, all week. You're behind schedule and over budget. 406 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,607 I'm sending you the number of a specialist. 407 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,401 He can fix BoJack up and inject him full of enough pep 408 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,362 to keep things together until end of production. 409 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,572 - Sadie! - No, no, no, no, Strib! 410 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,864 Go away! 411 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,565 So I call this number... 412 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,275 Strib, what are you doing here? 413 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:24,538 I mean, I guess I was wrong, maybe. Maybe you don't give the baby away. 414 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:27,333 Like, maybe keep it. I mean, I guess I could marry you. 415 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,293 Have a family and stuff. I don't know! 416 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,712 A grand gesture? This is like a fairy tale! 417 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,506 Strib, I can't do this again. 418 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:37,635 - Come on. I love you or whatever. - Go to him, Sadie. He loves you. 419 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,137 Don't listen to her, Sadie. She lives in a pontoon boat. 420 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,723 Y'all gonna be beggin' for a ride when the flood comes. 421 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,393 - Oh, my God. - Somebody gotta get him outta here. 422 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,896 Hey! Sadie? Sadie. 423 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:57,321 You blew it! We were this close, and you blew it. 424 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,865 - Mom. - What the hell happened? 425 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:03,744 You eat a pineapple or something? Put something up there you shouldn't have? 426 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,414 No. It just... I don't know, it just happened. 427 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:10,209 Miscarriages don't "just happen." This was our ticket. 428 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,962 That baby would've changed everything for us. 429 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,632 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry! 430 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,093 It's not your fault. 431 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,221 We just got losing numbers. 432 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,682 Well, maybe Cooper will marry me, anyway? 433 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:28,644 Oh, sweetie, you've been watching too many of those old movies. 434 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,188 Coopers don't marry gals like you. 435 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:35,860 He's gonna end up with some fancy heiress, like Samantha Floppy-Disk. 436 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,571 Besides, you don't want that life. 437 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,574 - You're free now. - Free to do what? 438 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:46,287 I wasn't gonna tell you, but this came in the mail. 439 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,380 - Hello? - I guess you heard about BoJack? 440 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,591 - Yeah. - This is all my fault. 441 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,551 I thought the stunt was Flip's idea. 442 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:03,345 Well, no, I just convinced him it was his idea. 443 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:07,016 That's not what I heard. I heard it was Flip's idea. 444 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,018 - Right, but that's just... - It was Flip's idea. 445 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,310 How are you not getting this? 446 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,354 Do you only seem smart because you wear glasses? 447 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,858 Okay, it was Flip's idea. 448 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,358 Great. I'll see you tomorrow. 449 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,059 - Hey. - Hey. 450 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:23,407 Listen, I've known me some Stribs. A little sweet, a little dangerous. 451 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,826 But the second things get complicated, he'll run away. 452 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:29,038 - You don't know my Strib. - But I know you. And you are too special 453 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,415 to settle for the first guy who rolls up on a motorcycle 454 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,292 and says, "I love you or whatever." 455 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,295 Well, I haven't decided what I'm gonna do yet anyway. 456 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,964 You're a bright girl, and you've got an incredible future. 457 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:42,218 Let me ask you something. Did you really like the clothes I made? 458 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,551 Of course I did. 459 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,971 Then why didn't you buy anything for yourself? 460 00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:48,182 - Sadie... - You're bullshitting me. 461 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,351 - This is just another sale for you. - No. 462 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,395 You think I'm stupid, but I've been watching you bullshit, 463 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,896 everyone on that phone of yours. 464 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:58,400 I want to give your baby the best life, the best schools, the best opportunities... 465 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,319 You think, because you left her, you're better. 466 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,113 Because of your fancy show business, you can take whatever you want. 467 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:06,617 - No, no, no, you don't understand. - Well, I got something you can't have, 468 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:10,037 and no amount of your managing or producing is gonna change that. 469 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,415 I just want to help you. I want to give your baby a better life. 470 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,292 Better than what? 471 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,170 Better than a sky fulla stars? 472 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:24,260 Okay, Sadie, you do whatever you want. 473 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,511 You want to keep the baby, 474 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,848 you want to give the baby to someone else, fine. 475 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,766 Just do, what you want to do. 476 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,812 Don't live your life for Strib, or this baby, or anybody else. 477 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:37,898 - I know that. - Okay. Good. 478 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,318 - Thank you. - I mean it. 479 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,494 Hello? 480 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,914 So, I just got the word from Sadie. 481 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:57,209 - She's gonna keep looking. - Okay. 482 00:22:57,293 --> 00:23:00,671 Ugh! I'm sorry. This is the hardest part of my job, 483 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,465 when I have to lie to the clients and tell them it's not their fault. 484 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,635 - Thank you, Tracy. - It's not your fault. 485 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,419 Goodbye, Tracy. 486 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:23,485 BoJack, I am so sorry. This was all my fault. 487 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,447 Uh, it's your fault I feel amazing? 488 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,240 I don't know what that doctor gave me, 489 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:32,119 but, man, you should leave town more often. 490 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,580 Hey, quick question... is this a train? 491 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:35,705 I'm on my way home. 492 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,750 I'll come check on you as soon as I get there. 493 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,710 Hey, I'm golden. Let me tell you. 494 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:42,087 You accidentally drive a motorcycle off a building, 495 00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:44,715 and suddenly you are everybody's favorite guy. 496 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,593 We did it, Princess Carolyn. Back on top! 497 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,895 Flight 29 to Los Angeles, say your goodbyes. 498 00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:00,022 This is the final call for boarding. 499 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,232 Okay. Bye, Mom. Ooh! 500 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:05,861 Hey, I got a nutty idea. What if you deferred for a year? 501 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,780 Mom, I-I can't do that. 502 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:11,784 Of course you could. Los Angeles isn't going nowhere. 503 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,159 Just another year. 504 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:17,039 By that time, Boots will be out of rehab, and he can come home, and help out. 505 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,792 - Just wait until then. - Mom, please. 506 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,044 A year. You'll hardly notice it. 507 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,297 - No, Mom. I gotta go. - Please? 508 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:28,634 Can't you just do this one thing for me? 509 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:31,627 I'm sorry, Mom. 510 00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:43,988 sync & correction by f1nc0 - Addic7ed.com ~