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Previously on Philbert...

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Now I see
why they call you "Sassy."

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- Hello, old friend.
- Fritz! But you're dead!

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Dead serious... about haunting you.

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I haven't had sex that good
since my wife died.

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To be clear, the sex was pre-death.

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Philbert, I don't want to be
one of those girls,

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but did you murder your wife?

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How many people are dead because of you?

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Those were bad guys!
They stole the mayor's submarine.

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Tell me what happened.

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I'm going to the chief!
The whole world's gonna know what you did.

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- You can't do that, Marjorie.
- John, it's over.

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Fritz, you maniac! What are you doing?

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- What you're too chickenshit to do.
- John! Help!

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Oh-hh!

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You shot your partner?

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He was strangling my wife!

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Kiss me, you smart, handsome renegade.

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There's no time for that now.
The nuclear missiles are coming.

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5x11 -The Showstopper

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It's been six months
since the missiles hit.

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The air is thick
with the stench of death,

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and the hospitals are delivering
some very wacky babies.

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But, finally, they reopened
the Yogurtland near me.

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Sometimes, even mushroom clouds
have a silver lining.

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Hey, partner. Looks like you're getting
soft... serve frozen yogurt.

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Now I continue to see
why they call you "Sassy."

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It's also been six months
since I told Sassy the truth.

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About Fritz. My wife.

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And Sassy hasn't turned me in.
I think she likes me.

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Cut!

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Ugh!

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BoJack, I told you
not to eat the prop food.

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That fake yogurt costs $500 a cup!

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Why?

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It's been two months since
the first season of Philbert came out.

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And it's a hit. Which is great for me,
but even better for Gina.

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You know, I've done so many TV shows,

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but this is the first one
that's kind of turned me into a star.

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It's a big step up from just recurring

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on The Cops are Coming,
Whee-oo, Whee-oo.

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And the weird part is
I'm not secretly bitter and jealous.

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I like seeing her happy.

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But I still have this little rancid itch
saying something isn't right.

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It's like there's always something
lurking just beyond the horizon.

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Philbert the Troubled Detective.

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I see. Thank you.

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Why do you still use a landline?

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What am I supposed to tell her,
I'm just an old-fashioned guy?

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Or maybe I like things
that are plugged to the wall?

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Something to grab onto
if I start floating away.

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That was my wife's landline.

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- I'm so sorry.
- Never mind that.

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The chief's been murdered.

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Oh, Philbert, that's awful.
I know you didn't want him to be murdered.

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Sassy, put on some pants.
You've got a sweet bottom,

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but the only bottom
I'm interested in right now

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is the bottom of this case,
and getting to it.

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Because this time, it's personnel.

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Cut!

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Did you want me to say,
"This time it's personal"?

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No, that's a cliché.
You're saying it's an inside job.

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Someone on the force.
"This time, it's personnel."

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- Ah, okay.
- The strangling looks fake.

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Ooh, maybe it would be scarier...
if I talked like this...

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I already told you. No spooky voice!

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I can roll my eyes back
and stick my tongue out.

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- Eh...?
- Yeah, let's try that.

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Gina, you noticed anything funky
about these new scripts?

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Yeah. Without Diane around to police
Flip's use of the word "literally,"

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you'd think "the literally store"
was going out of business. Figuratively.

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What? No. I mean the story with the chief.
I think it's stolen from my life.

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I mean, I also had a male boss who died.
Herb Kazazz.

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Seems like a coincidence.

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The chief is named Basil.
Like basil, which is an herb! Like Herb.

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I don't think anyone would use a story
from your life without telling you.

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- Diane would.
- She's not writing on the show anymore.

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You think Flip read her book?
Wait a minute. "Her book."Herb... ook."

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- What's going on with you?
- I'm gonna get to the bottom of this

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because this time, it's business.

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Personal business.

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Hey, friend.
Where'd you get your ideas from?

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I'm just... I'm so interested
in your process.

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Do you make them up,

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or get inspired
by other things or people's... lives?

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What are you accusing me of?

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You think I can't come up
with my own ideas?

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Those Popsicle guys signed a release.

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Popsicle guys?

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- What are you talking about?
- What are you talking about?

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Hmm...

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Something's going on.
I must be singing a song called "Crazy"

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because everyone's treating me
like a patsy.

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All I know for sure
is Flip's hiding something.

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Something about "Popsicle guys."

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- Hey, buddy. Is everything okay in here?
- Yeah, fine.

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Really? Because this trailer belongs
to Stingray Liotta.

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Oh. Uh, I guess I've been
a little distracted.

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Are you sure you're okay?
Because you're my friend,

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and I would never forgive myself
if something happened to you

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that affected our ability
to stay on schedule.

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- What?
- BoJack, I care about you,

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and also the 218 other people
who will be out of a job

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if you spin out like you usually do.
Now are you keeping things together?

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I'm not gonna screw up
this professional opportunity for you.

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Your concern is very touching.

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- What's in those pills you keep taking?
- If you really cared,

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you should've been there
the day I fell off a building?

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But no. You had other important business
to attend to.

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- BoJack...
- You're doing a great job,

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making me feel like you give a shit.
You're gonna be an awesome mom.

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I think you're overworked.

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Oh, for real?
With a side order of,

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"Ya think?"
And sundry retorts of that fashion.

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Here's what's gonna happen.

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You're gonna take
the rest of the night off.

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You're gonna get some sleep.

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And when you come back,
you're gonna be professional,

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you're gonna be courteous,
and you're gonna have your shit together.

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Fine! And... I'm sorry,
about the mom thing.

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Get some sleep.

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- I can't sleep.
- Ugh. Yeah, you mentioned.

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- Flip was acting very suspicious.
- He sure was. Eight hours ago.

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But we're home now,
and it's 4:00 in the morning.

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Princess Carolyn's getting
all up in my business!

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She told me that I seem "not okay,"
and was "spinning out,"

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- and "would make a great mom."
- Not sure you'd be the best mom.

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- I'd be a wonderful mother!
- Wow.

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Watch it, BoJack.
You're losing it. Gotta be cool for Gina.

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What's something a cool person would say?

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Uh, hey, Daddy-O.

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Gotta splitsville to the lavatory
if you catch my drift. Hang ten!

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- Oh, okay.
- Nailed it.

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Huh?

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BoJack, I know what's going on.

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Uh... you do?

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You're taking the character home with you.
It happens to every actor.

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I played a girls' PE coach
who solved mysteries

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in a pilot called,
Death, She Whistles.

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It never went to series,
but I got so into it,

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I spent months ordering
every mouthy teen I saw

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- to drop and give me 20.
- Yeah, you're probably right.

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Uh...?

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The BoJack Mysteries
will continue after this.

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Hello. I hope you're enjoying Philbert.
Is everyone having a good time?

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Uh...

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Okay, I'm gonna level with you.
I'm in a real situation here

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because I did not realize I was supposed
to sell ads for this show.

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Nobody specifically told me

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that was under the purview
of the president of ad sales!

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So, if anyone wants to buy
30 million dollars'-worth of ad time,

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or work out
some sort of licensing arrangement,

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basically, what you need to know about me

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is I am desperate
and will say yes to anything.

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Let the negotiations begin!

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And now, back to the show.

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Who sent this?
What do they know?

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Do they know things? Let's find out.

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Hey, BoJack!
Did the L.A. Gazette come today?

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Apparently, I'm on their
"35 Over 35 but Under 40" list.

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Uh, no, nothing came today!
I wasn't looking at anything.

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Why are you so insistent
that something came today?

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Obsessed with things coming much?

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Whatever this creep has on me
could ruin the show, And there goes

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Gina's newfound happiness.

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I gotta find out who sent this.
For her sake.

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This case is like the movie,
Love Actually. No leads.

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- Hope the coroner can help us out.
- She will.

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We got a lot of history,
me and the coroner.

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Here's a picture.
She used to be one of my closest friends.

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Used to?

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Times change.

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Diane! Diane! Diane!
I know you sent me the note!

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- What note?
- What note?

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The one you slipped under my door.

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See, great actors embody their roles,
so I've picked up some detective skills.

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That letter "I" is in a nerd font.
I'd say it's from The Believer.

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And you're the only person
who reads The Believer.

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First of all, The Believer
is a very popular $12 magazine.

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And I didn't send this dumb note.

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You love revealing my secrets.
And not sharing your cobbler!

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Who else could have done it?

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I don't know.
Who'd you piss off?

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She's right.
Lotta people have it out for me.

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But who the hell
would want to hurt the chief?

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Hey, Philbert. This your friend?

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A second strangling victim.

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If it's the same killer,
he's a real pain in the neck.

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Hey, there's being sassy,

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and there's going over the line
with humor. Literally.

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All right, enough chokes.
Let's put together a list of suspects.

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Yeah, suspects.

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Gotta keep it together
and go through the suspects.

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Who would wanna take down
BoJack Horseman?

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Huh.

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No. Don't call Charlotte.
That's a terrible idea. Don't do it.

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Hello! Charlotte's husband Kyle here!

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Hello? Hello, hello, hello?

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This is your last chance, okay?

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- Three, two...
- Uh...

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All right, you get another second here.
What's going on?

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- I'm doing a survey for the cable company.
- All right.

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I've got time for a survey.
Kinda fun to think

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big-time corporations care
about what little old Kyle thinks.

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On a scale of one to ten,

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how would you rate your cable service?

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Oh, that's a tough one, right off the bat.
Let's see.

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Don't take this personally,
but I'm gonna say eight.

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And on a scale of one to ten,
how is your marriage?

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Well, that's a little personal,
don't ya think?

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Oh, okay. Uh...

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But I guess if it helps your survey...
my wife and I had some rough patches,

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but we're stronger
now we've got through them.

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- I'm gonna give us an eight.
- Okay, so it sounds like your wife

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isn't obsessed with a desire
to exact revenge on a former friend?

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- What?
- For cable-related reasons or otherwise?

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- I don't think so.
- Okay, wonderful.

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On a scale of one to ten,

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how would you rate
your daughter's sexual maturity?

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- Boy, that's a sticky one.
- I'm just reading what's in front of me.

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Pfft. I don't even know how to judge that.

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Uh, let's say
that one is, "Horribly scarred

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by an older man she trusted

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and is now dedicated to getting
the word out about the bad thing he did,"

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and ten is, "Slowly explored her body

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in a healthy way on her own timetable

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and is now completely emotionally
well-adjusted?"

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I don't know, maybe eight?

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I feel like I'm kind of defaulting
to eights.

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- Okay, thanks, bye!
- Wait! Don't go. I got a couple questions.

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Question number one.
What channel is Netflix?

234
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,552
Gotta get back to Scotland.
You're the man now, dawg.

235
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,303
Well, that didn't pan out.

236
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,682
We got no leads,
and the Olive Garden won't deliver.

237
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,892
Sure, when you're there, you're "family."

238
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:51,437
There's gotta be something we're not
seeing. All these victims, strangled.

239
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,524
Yeah, this case just gets
strangler and strangler.

240
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,275
You made puns!

241
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,943
You could laugh after two murders.

242
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:01,114
But now we're talking about eight
innocent people killed in five days!

243
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,116
This guy's really going full throttle.

244
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,411
I guess it's just funnier when I do it.

245
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,913
The point is, we have to stop him.

246
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:13,584
So many people could have sent that note.
Why do so many people hate me?

247
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,378
Oh, put up a picture of Crispin Glover.

248
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,089
Apparently, I spilled coffee on his shirt
in a dream he had.

249
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,872
I'm not sure production assistants

250
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,176
are supposed to help make lists
of enemies.

251
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:25,388
Hey, if you're gonna whine like that,
put your own picture on the wall too.

252
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,515
Oh, shit, what time is it?
I gotta get to set.

253
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,559
We are on set.

254
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,145
Oh, yeah. We are, in fact, on set.

255
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,405
I'm telling you, BoJack's onto us!

256
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,365
Oh, he's not onto anything.

257
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,367
I think he knows
about the Popsicle guys!

258
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,035
- Wha...?
- Pickles, about dinner tonight,

259
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:51,289
am I any network with a show
starring Kyle Bornheimer?

260
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,249
- Because I have to cancel.
- Shh, shh, shh!

261
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,376
Nothing's wrong.
Just another heavy night of shooting.

262
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,503
- Sha-sha-shh!
- Gotta go! Love you!

263
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,212
- Shh! Shh!
- Love being monogamous!

264
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,215
Hey, BoJack!

265
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:04,594
Look at you, skulking behind doors
with a malevolent aura.

266
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,596
- Someone is hiding something.
- How did you know?

267
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,932
- Did you talk to Diane?
- Yes. I did talk to Diane.

268
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,268
BoJack, I promise it was
a one-time thing.

269
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,104
The worst thing that could happen is
if I lost your respect over this.

270
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,982
I couldn't live with myself
if your respect for me fell any lower

271
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,984
than the current level of respect
you have for me,

272
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,236
which as we both know is very high.

273
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,280
Can we pretend
this whole thing never happened?

274
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,324
- What whole thing?
- Thank you.

275
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,452
There's gotta be a simple explanation.

276
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,955
No. I'm telling you,
this whole thing is rotten, Gina.

277
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,874
- You said "Gina" again!
- What?

278
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,794
You called her "Gina."
The character's name is "Sassy."

279
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,130
Right. Um, no.
This whole thing is rotten, Sassy.

280
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,341
Whatever it is,
we'll figure it out together, okay?

281
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,510
- Okay.
- In the morning.

282
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,473
Fritz!

283
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,392
We're not so different, you and I.

284
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,728
In fact, in many ways,
you might even say we're the same.

285
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:59,440
Samie, samie, samie-same,
you might say.

286
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,899
Twinsies, even.

287
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,112
- Fritz, you're not real.
- Does this feel real enough for ya?

288
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:07,031
You don't have to do this.
You can trust me.

289
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,615
I do trust you.

290
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,577
But I don't trust her.

291
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,245
Ugh!

292
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,415
And that's why I still have a landline.

293
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,004
What's going on? I'm a heavy sleeper.

294
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:25,425
The pieces are starting to fit together.
Literally.

295
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,636
He's got a secret he won't tell me.
And he's not alone.

296
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,419
That's why she keeps checking on me...

297
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,598
to make sure that I'm not getting
too close to the truth.

298
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,266
Who else is in on it?

299
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,310
Mr. Peanutbutter. He's up to something.

300
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,938
Something involving... Diane!

301
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,190
But what do they all have in...

302
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,474
Common?

303
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,408
They all made Philbert.

304
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,619
This whole show is designed
to reveal my secrets and destroy me.

305
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:58,291
And poor Gina is caught up in the madness.
I have to find a way protect her! Get it?

306
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,793
Everyone's evil.
It's a conspiracy to destroy you.

307
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,879
Protect Gina. Got it.

308
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,215
The Fascinating Mysteries
of Detective BoJack Who Is Great...

309
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,207
will continue after this.

310
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,847
What...?

311
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,267
I really think we should get to set.

312
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,644
- Aren't we on set?
- You're at home.

313
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:22,023
I came to get you
because you didn't show up at call time.

314
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,901
Why didn't you come earlier?
Are you trying to take me down, too?

315
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,069
Down... to set.

316
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,535
Hey, everyone!
BoJack's here, ready to shoot!

317
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,121
- What are we waiting for? Come on.
- All right, set it up!

318
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,872
BoJack, what's going on with you?

319
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,667
I can't tell her the truth.
She's safer knowing nothing.

320
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:45,546
- You realize you just said that out loud?
- Oh. Sorry. Too many night shoots.

321
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,088
It's so hard to lie to her.

322
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,634
You just said that out loud, too.
You do know this is real, right?

323
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,761
More real than you even know, dollface.

324
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,138
Face. Clocks have faces.

325
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,680
That's it!

326
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,381
Where the hell is he going?

327
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,479
Gotta get 'em...
Gotta go. Gotta catch up.

328
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,238
Todd Chavez. The man in charge.

329
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,738
The guy who has a face,

330
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,825
which is what clocks have,
and also hands, which clocks have, too.

331
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,954
I should have known his
clocky-handy face was behind this.

332
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,414
- Hi, BoJack!
- The gif is up, bozzo.

333
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,833
- Spill the beefs.
- Okay, you got me.

334
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,294
In order to offset the costs
of video hosting,

335
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,798
I needed to sign a licensing deal
with a pharmaceutical company,

336
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:34,095
but I think this still maintains
the dignity of Flip's original vision.

337
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,595
"Oopsie, gotta poopsie"?

338
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,266
That sounds like a thing
Philbert would say, right?

339
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,601
We're also doing a board game, a lunchbox,

340
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:43,604
and a campaign with a national taco chain.

341
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:48,192
The "Philburrito." So zesty,
you'll forget your murdered wife.

342
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,736
So, you wrote the note!

343
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,863
- Uh, no, that's...
- Tell me the truth, Chavez!

344
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,907
Have you always been
secretly jealous of me?

345
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:58,286
Did you hate that you were a nothing
and I was a successful cop?

346
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:01,330
Did you create this entire
television show to destroy me?

347
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:05,418
That's a lotta questions,
but, generally, no.

348
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,254
- This ends now.
- Hey, whoa, whoa, careful!

349
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,246
Ooh!

350
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,634
- Fritz! Put down the gun.
- No, BoJack, that's not...

351
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,429
I am going to blow my load!

352
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,929
Don't. Don't pull the trigger!

353
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,142
It is imminent!
Prepare to exchange fluids.

354
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,020
- No!
- Beep, beep!

355
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:27,898
You're a super gal. I'll call you.

356
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,441
Fritz is getting away!

357
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,694
BoJack, hold on...

358
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,291
- BoJack, what are we doing?
- What?

359
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,084
All this running around.

360
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:50,296
Gina. Someone is trying to take me down,
take the show down.

361
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,079
So, what, you solve this little mystery,

362
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,425
fix this little hole,
and then everything will be fine?

363
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,675
I'm doing this for you.

364
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,429
You don't want that.
For everything to be fine?

365
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:02,141
- How dreadfully boring.
- Huh?

366
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:11,983
Huh?

367
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:41,971
Agh!

368
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,165
Aw, shucks!

369
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,919
- Couldn't sleep?
- I never sleep.

370
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,047
- I noticed.
- I've noticed you noticing.

371
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,157
I've made some progress
in our case, but, uh...

372
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,509
you're not gonna like it.

373
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,386
- Try me.
- It's about Fritz.

374
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,766
So, I guess some of this detective
stuff is starting to rub off on me,

375
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,893
because I figured out
what's been going on with you.

376
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,310
- Gina?
- I found your stashes

377
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,480
in the toilet paper rolls.
Then I looked around the house

378
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,649
and found all your other
clever little hiding places.

379
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:19,320
- How many of these do you take a day?
- Hey. Those are mine. Okay? I need those.

380
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,199
I swear to God,
you try that again and you're dead.

381
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,493
Sassy, I'm not the bad guy here.
It's Fritz.

382
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,495
I didn't want to tell you this,
but he's back.

383
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:31,290
I don't know how. Maybe the nuclear blast
resurrected him somehow.

384
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,417
You're my partner. We need to find him.

385
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,084
I'm with Internal Affairs, you moron.

386
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,588
When you told me Fritz killed your wife,
something didn't add up.

387
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:41,300
I tried to find Fritz in the system, but
there's no record of him ever existing.

388
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,550
- What?
- In fact,

389
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,595
there's no record of you
ever having a partner at all.

390
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,378
What are you saying?

391
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,852
You killed your wife. And the chief.
And the coroner. And the others.

392
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,144
Why would I do that?

393
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,481
Because they knew you,
and they knew your secrets.

394
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,898
But I know your secrets now.

395
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:59,777
- But did you know that I love bocce ball?
- What?

396
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,326
Come on. Gina. I'm serious, Gina.

397
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:08,660
- I need those pills!
- Bullshit.

398
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,497
You have no idea what I'm going through.
I'm trying to protect you, Gina!

399
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,280
Protect me from what?

400
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:16,377
- Are you serious?
- Someone is trying to blackmail me.

401
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,921
- BoJack, this is from the show.
- What?

402
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,213
It's marketing.

403
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:22,299
- Everyone in L.A. got one.
- Huh.

404
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,760
It's a copy of the note
that Philbert gets.

405
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,430
- You sent this note. It was you.
- No, Philbert.

406
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,058
It was you.
The guilt was unbearable.

407
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,561
It ate you up inside,
and drove you to madness.

408
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:37,398
- Bullshit.
- Oh? Or should I say... no "O."

409
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,111
It was you! It was all you! Literally!

410
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,071
No! No!

411
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,364
You don't remember shooting that scene?

412
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,409
Well, I... I guess
I've been a little distracted.

413
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,159
"Distracted"? You've been high.

414
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,205
No. It's not high, Gina, that's not...
It makes things normal.

415
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:56,458
Normal? You're a goddamn mess,
and you're gonna ruin my show.

416
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,335
- Oh, your show?
- That's not what I meant.

417
00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:01,005
No, that's very helpful.
I understand what you're worried about.

418
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:03,841
- I thought it was me, but it's your show.
- BoJack, listen.

419
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,427
It would really be a shame
if your show was ruined

420
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,721
by your boyfriend's
debilitating drug problem.

421
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,514
- Stop it.
- Where would you go to sing

422
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:12,474
- with your Popsicle dancers?
- Popsicle dancers?

423
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,142
- Give me my pills back!
- No.

424
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,059
So, what happens now?

425
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,561
- Turn yourself in.
- Are you kidding?

426
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,939
I know there's a good man
buried somewhere in there, Philbert.

427
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,723
He's the man I fell in love with.

428
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,611
That man is dead!

429
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:26,113
Gina. I'm not kidding.
The pills. Now!

430
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:27,907
- You're out of control.
- Give them to me!

431
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,494
Stop! Let go! You're hurting me!

432
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,750
Okay, cut!

433
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,627
See, that looks real.

434
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,712
- I'm going.
- Gina, no. Come on.

435
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:44,715
Stay away from me. Get help. Or don't.

436
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,468
- I don't care anymore.
- Gina, no. Uh...!

437
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,889
Please, stop.

438
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,891
BoJack, he said, "Cut."

439
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:58,812
BoJack? Buddy?
I think he's really strangling her.

440
00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:02,066
What? Oh, no. Turn the camera back on.

441
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,694
- Gina, you okay?
- Okay, that's enough.

442
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:14,078
What the fuck is wrong with you?

443
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:22,618
Uh...?

444
00:24:44,167 --> 00:24:48,217
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