1 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:30,413 I'm not kidding. The pills. Now! I told you, I'm on a system now. 2 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:32,310 I'm not doing drugs. I'm not like you. 3 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:33,720 I don't fetishize my own sadness. 4 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:36,123 No, my hands are so slippery. 5 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:39,791 Damn it, Todd. Clean up your shit. You know I had sex with Emily. 6 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,170 Turns out there's a brand of heroin called BoJack. 7 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:49,014 Please don't make me go back to LA. You can count on me, Herb. 8 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:51,340 You are all the things that are wrong with you. 9 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:52,440 You haven't changed. 10 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,440 Yes, you are the last person to get that. 11 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:56,720 I'm not gonna change. 12 00:01:11,740 --> 00:01:12,780 Goddamn... 13 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:06,540 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 14 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:14,508 Sharona? 15 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:18,967 Ow! You're hurting me. Let me go! 16 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:20,595 Sarah Lynn got into vodka. 17 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:24,192 - Oh, my God, is she okay? - Danny knows she got it from you. 18 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,979 - It was yours. - Mine, yours. 19 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:28,442 What difference does it make who brought this particular vodka? 20 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,823 If I take the fall for this, this whole show is over. 21 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,860 And that means everything I did was for nothing. 22 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,605 - What you did? - To Herb, I mean. 23 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,657 What I did to save the show, do you understand? 24 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,480 All that's pointless if it goes away now. 25 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,330 So, what am I supposed to do? 26 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,390 I have friends on Coach who owe me a favor. 27 00:02:43,410 --> 00:02:44,720 It could be a fresh start for you. 28 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,923 There's no such thing as a fresh start. 29 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,670 It's an easy job. Craig T. Nelson's balder by the day. 30 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,712 What if I say n... no? 31 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:54,586 Nobody is asking you, Sharona. 32 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,470 BoJack Horseman, would you like to share? I... 33 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,434 I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. 34 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:04,434 This is anonymous. BoJack Horseman? Who's that? 35 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,232 Um, yeah. Um... 36 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,529 I'm BoJack and, uh... 37 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,739 God, this feels so dumb. 38 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,534 And I'm an alcoholic. 39 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,034 Hi, BoJack! 40 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:24,702 Look, I can't go to the Galapagos. 41 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:27,037 Guy, you have to. This is an important job. 42 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:30,343 It's the National Geographic Swimsuit Edition. 43 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:33,168 They want me shooting behind-the-scenes video of turtles in bikinis. 44 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:35,174 Seems unimportant in light of what you've been dealing with. 45 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:36,666 What I'm dealing with? 46 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,638 Your psychiatrist said you're depressed. 47 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:42,138 Okay, yeah, I've been a little depressed. But I'm not like depressed. 48 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,812 I don't have depression. 49 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,350 You're smoking three packs a day, 50 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,443 you've been wearing the same pajama bottoms for weeks... 51 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:49,268 This is all part of my writing process. 52 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,904 My best stuff comes out when I hate myself. 53 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:53,360 What stuff? No stuff is coming out. 54 00:03:55,770 --> 00:03:58,490 I'd feel better if you just tried the medication 55 00:03:58,510 --> 00:03:59,718 your doctor prescribed. 56 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:00,909 Well, I'd feel worse. 57 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:04,040 They put me on Prozac in college and I was so calm and boring, 58 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,368 I didn't even wanna LiveJournal. 59 00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:07,280 And then Dawson's Creek got bad 60 00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:08,793 because there was no one to speak truth to power. 61 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:11,075 Dawson's Creek did not get bad. 62 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,800 You just started taking antidepressants, 63 00:04:12,830 --> 00:04:14,207 which you should also do now. 64 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,835 It sucks. It made me break out. I gained weight. 65 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,490 What if you leave and come back to this person 66 00:04:19,511 --> 00:04:20,893 you don't even recognize? 67 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,759 I don't even recognize you now. 68 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,643 You're making this a bigger thing than it is. I'll be fine. 69 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,732 Don't fall for one of those models. 70 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,481 I'm a one-woman man. 71 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:33,652 If that woman happens to be a turtle in a two-piece, 72 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:35,571 that's just destiny. 73 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:41,240 You're the most beautiful person in the world to me. 74 00:04:41,270 --> 00:04:42,526 You know that, right? 75 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:52,044 These strike negotiations have lasted so long, 76 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,785 it's like Reds in this boardroom. 77 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,840 Remember Reds? Two VHS tapes. 78 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,670 That's too many tapes, I said, but no one listens to Lenny. 79 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:00,340 How's this look? 80 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,508 Generous, but you're making up the projected loss 81 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:05,723 by excising office birthday cakes. That's unacceptable. 82 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,555 Everybody hates office parties. 83 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,850 Everyone hates the mysterious dried fruit cubes in trail mix 84 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:12,154 but we still eat them after the other nuts and seeds are gone 85 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,688 because in our undervalued, overworked existence, 86 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:16,732 we're desperate for any morsel of satisfaction, 87 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,356 whether that be cake, unidentifiable orange fruit shards 88 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,284 or the occasional kind word from our boss. 89 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,704 I like cake. They can print those pictures on them now. 90 00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:24,803 What's the issue here? 91 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:28,294 Fine. But we're grouping birthdays so they only happen once a month. 92 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:30,999 We accept those terms. We're left with one final issue. 93 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:34,250 Your insistence assistants be not treated like garbage? 94 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:38,669 From this day forth, all assistants will be treated like recycling. 95 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,125 Right next to the garbage, 96 00:05:40,210 --> 00:05:42,040 but with an understanding that one day, 97 00:05:42,070 --> 00:05:44,844 they may be up-cycled to a higher status. 98 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:47,467 Like a bunch of seatbelts that got turned into a purse. 99 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:50,095 Or a license plate that gets turned into a purse. Right, Lenny? 100 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,023 Sure, sure. I'm green. 101 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:54,441 - We're amenable to these terms. - Oh. 102 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:01,741 - Judah. I meant to reach out... - There's no need to explain, 103 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:03,569 I know you're very busy with work and Ruthie. 104 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:05,244 You have no idea. 105 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,413 I have some idea. 106 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,741 You talked about it quite often during the negotiations. 107 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:10,480 This strike has been the most time 108 00:06:10,510 --> 00:06:12,434 I've been able to spend with Ruthie since... 109 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,245 ever. 110 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,382 I also feel an ambivalence about the strike ending. 111 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,499 The negotiations have been quite invigorating. 112 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,836 And now you're just gonna ride off into the sunset? 113 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,047 No, the sun sets in the west. 114 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:26,432 I'm riding east to my Atwater cottage. Goodbye. 115 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:27,891 - Judah! - Yes? 116 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:30,260 You're the best assistant I ever had. 117 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:33,348 You don't need ever in that sentence. It's implied. 118 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,777 - Hey! Oh, uh... - Excuse me. 119 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:45,654 Mm. 120 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:53,115 Thank you for meeting me here. I can't be at my house. 121 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,834 Just reminds me of what an asshole I've been. 122 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,840 Makes sense. Your house reminds me 123 00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:58,090 of what an asshole you've been, too. 124 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,786 Uh... what are you doing? 125 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:03,087 I'm updating my asexual dating profile with some fresh pics. 126 00:07:03,170 --> 00:07:04,720 There's still no one else on the app, 127 00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:07,052 but when they join, I wanna be ready. 128 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:10,965 Look at this busted photo. It's from over a year ago. 129 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,311 Yeah, you gotta stay current. 130 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:17,772 Oh, man, they always ask for your job. Oh, I actually have a job! 131 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,234 Hype man for babies. 132 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,069 You've really taken to this nanny thing, huh? 133 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:24,899 I love it. It's so amazing to hold a baby and look at it sleep 134 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,606 and think, "This is a perfect thing." 135 00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:30,618 - I can't imagine. - It's weird to think that at one point, 136 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:33,200 someone held me in their hands and thought, 137 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:37,206 "I'm going to love this kid forever," you know? What happened? 138 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,290 What happened to what? 139 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:40,499 I don't know. Moms are weird, right? 140 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:43,130 Um... Yeah, moms are weird. 141 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,100 So, what are you gonna do now? 142 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,054 Just keep getting lunch with your friends? 143 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,593 There was a stewardess in the meeting. 144 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:50,180 She was talking about how every day, 145 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,098 she wakes up in a different place. 146 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,270 I thought, "That sounds perfect." 147 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:56,228 Every city a clean slate? 148 00:07:56,260 --> 00:07:57,289 Stewardess? 149 00:07:57,351 --> 00:08:01,021 I think the preferred term is flight servant. 150 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,918 To us! And depression! 151 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:22,588 Yes, but before I drink to that and then depart with you 152 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,588 on a cross-country tour of speaking engagements 153 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,420 as the quote-unquote "Face of Depression," 154 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,126 there is something I feel I must get off my chest. 155 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,260 As it says on the cover of my last single "You Can Tell Me Anything," 156 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,465 you can tell me anything. 157 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:36,974 I am not depressed. 158 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,558 Wait. How can you know that? 159 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,853 Well, I feel very happy. 160 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,097 Oh, I know. 161 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,438 Just as I suspected, half-full! 162 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:46,605 Hmm. That is a troubling development. 163 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,032 And right before our tour! 164 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:51,200 I would be quite upset by this if I were at all prone to depression, 165 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,530 which, as we've just established, I am not. 166 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:56,616 But isn't it possible that you are depressed and just don't know it? 167 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:59,212 Well, I do frequently not know things. 168 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:02,288 According to the literature for this tour that I did not read 169 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,495 but had my mom peruse and then paraphrase for me, 170 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:08,125 people who seem happy can actually be the most depressed. 171 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,884 Oh, no! I seem very happy! 172 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,336 - I know. - But wait! You seem happy, too! 173 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:14,386 Oh, no, does that mean I'm also depressed? 174 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,480 Oh, good thing we're going on this tour. 175 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,578 We gotta get the word out. 176 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:22,017 - A cinnabunny and a coffee, please. - 3.25. 177 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:25,300 Four and five. 178 00:09:25,330 --> 00:09:27,481 As Gandhi says, "Make the change you wish to see in the world." 179 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,817 Goodbye, change. Good luck out there. I'll miss you. 180 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,453 - Uh, what? - It's for the best. Go. 181 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:35,030 Just go, please. Don't make it harder than it has to be. 182 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,116 Okay. 183 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:51,263 - What is depression? - Depression. 184 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:55,180 - Who is depression? - You or someone you love. 185 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:59,136 - Where is depression? - A grassy field, perhaps. 186 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:01,400 If any of these words describe you 187 00:10:01,432 --> 00:10:04,103 or your feelings, you may suffer from... 188 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:05,556 - Depression. - ... depression. 189 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,651 - BoJack? - Surprise! 190 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,157 - Uh, is this a bad time or... ? - No. 191 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,871 It's just... 192 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:21,116 Heat's broken. Let's go for a walk. 193 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,700 Why didn't you tell me you were coming? 194 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:26,790 I didn't know. 195 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:30,456 I was in LA and I didn't want to be, so... 196 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,718 - I'm glad you're here. - You doing okay? 197 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:35,683 I'm doing great. I have this wonderful boyfriend. 198 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,970 I got an advance on a book of personal essays. 199 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,644 Me, personal essays. 200 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,562 I mean, who am I? Sloane Crosley? 201 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,191 - Who's Sloane Crosley? - Good point. Who's Sloane Crosley? 202 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:46,188 Yeah, who is Sloane Crosley? 203 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,270 Exactly. 204 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,324 But the headline is you're doing great? 205 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:51,439 So great. 206 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,737 - Can I crash at your apartment? - No! 207 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,791 - I think I'm depressed. - Yeah? 208 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:05,330 It started when I was having trouble with my book, 209 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:06,714 and then it kind of snowballed 210 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:10,541 into my boyfriend saying I should take antidepressants. 211 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,668 - Are you going to? - What's the point? 212 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:15,755 Of antidepressants? I believe the point is to be antidepressed. 213 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:19,050 Sure. Or you just flip over the nothing 214 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,971 and underneath there's more nothing. 215 00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:23,840 Then you flip over that nothing 216 00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:26,580 and there's more nothing underneath that. 217 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:29,732 So, you just keep flipping over nothings, all your life, 218 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,404 because you keep thinking under all that nothing, 219 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:36,153 there's gotta be something, but all you find is nothing. 220 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:40,624 Sure, but you flip over this pizza box, uh, and look, a couch! 221 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,910 We're gonna break up soon anyway. 222 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:44,162 There's only so long before he gets tired of the real me. 223 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,705 The real you being... ? 224 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:46,908 Ta-da! 225 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,503 You know, someone got really mad at me recently... 226 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,134 Mad? At you? 227 00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:53,200 I know, shocking. 228 00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:55,460 And he said, "BoJack, you ruin everything. 229 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,628 - That's what you are." - Oof. 230 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,467 And it actually took him saying it out loud 231 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:03,392 for me to realize how stupid that is, 232 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,602 even though I believed it for so long. 233 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:09,023 I bought into this idea that I was a thing that couldn't be changed. 234 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:12,363 So, the reason I came to Chicago is... 235 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,017 I wanted to thank you 236 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,898 for believing in me when I didn't, 237 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,816 and for encouraging me to accept the help I needed. 238 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:20,950 Hmm. 239 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,708 Hmm. 240 00:12:49,650 --> 00:12:50,692 Hmm. 241 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,020 Mm? 242 00:12:56,817 --> 00:13:01,107 So, I'm really glad you're here, but a little notice next time? 243 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,447 Oh, yeah, sorry. 244 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,331 I already made plans with Tawnie. 245 00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:05,698 Hey. 246 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,155 Hi, Tawnie. Why are you in the backseat? 247 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,380 Hollyhock and I are in a fight right now. 248 00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:11,999 It's both minute and massive. 249 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,252 How can it be minute and massive? 250 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,916 It's a paradox. It's Sylvia Plath wearing Saint Laurent. 251 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,424 Wesleyan. 252 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:23,392 Anyway, we're going to a show. You're welcome to join us. 253 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,509 Great. A music show? I love music. 254 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,726 Oh, God, is this what music sounds like when you're sober? 255 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,862 - Do I hate music? - No, this sucks. 256 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,319 I'm just here because I wanted to cheer up Tawnie. 257 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,569 I thought you were in a fight. 258 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,781 Yeah, but I still don't want her to feel bad. 259 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,991 She's my best friend. They cancelled all the drama classes. 260 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,120 What? Why? 261 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,987 The acting professor quit. He got cast in a regional commercial. 262 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,868 And he quit? Wow. 263 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,455 So, yeah, now Tawnie's gotta change her major, 264 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,081 which I get why that sucks, 265 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,037 but don't take it out on me. 266 00:13:57,127 --> 00:14:00,667 I'll bet a lot of actors would love to teach at a place like this. 267 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,256 They're not looking for a replacement? 268 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,780 Maybe they are. I don't know. 269 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,090 What do I look like, the Wesleyan Argus? 270 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,676 Okay, I don't wanna be fighting anymore, so can we just drop it? 271 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,976 - You always do this. - I'm trying to move past it. 272 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,189 You said we were gonna meet at Pi Café for dinner. 273 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,350 - I forgot. - Yeah. 274 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:19,111 That hurt my feelings. Now we're just supposed to move past it? 275 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,901 Ah, I see. A teachable moment. 276 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,025 Hollyhock, people will disappoint you. 277 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,492 You're always mad at me. There's nothing I can say. 278 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,373 Yes, some wounds will never be healed. 279 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:28,911 You could say sorry. 280 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,414 - Would it even matter? - No, words are meaningless. 281 00:14:31,490 --> 00:14:33,480 Yes. You do this thing 282 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,640 where you don't think you can ever be forgiven, 283 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,126 so you don't apologize, 284 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,919 but I can't forgive you if you don't say you're sorry. 285 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,165 Okay, I'm... sorry. 286 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,216 Thank you. That's all I wanted. 287 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,970 - I'm sorry. - I love you. 288 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,261 I love you, too. 289 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,974 Come here. Mm! 290 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,470 - That's it? - Come on, 291 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,995 - let's dance. - Yeah! 292 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,596 - Uh... - BoJack! 293 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,395 I'm really glad you came to visit. 294 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,438 - Where are you going next? - I don't know. 295 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,774 - Where is not winter? - California? 296 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,740 No, I can't go back there. Not yet. 297 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,028 Florida? 298 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,531 - Arizona? - Some parts of Texas? 299 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:14,291 I'm telling you, people come to the airport just to eat these things. 300 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,581 But if their houses were made of cinnamon and dough, 301 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,075 they wouldn't have to go anywhere! 302 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:21,797 They could eat and live happily in their Cinnabungalow. 303 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:25,129 Well, I think it's a great idea and this customer thinks so, too. 304 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,965 - Right, Lonely Horse Guy? - Sure. 305 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:30,721 He loves it! You better get in on this before there's a bidding war. 306 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:34,224 No, I'm not dating anyone. Stay on topic, Mom. 307 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,362 And Amelia Earhart flew through the skies 308 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:44,358 until one day, she made it to the sun and everybody cheered. The end. 309 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,905 - Oh. - Hey. 310 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,750 I'm out of rehab and I realized 311 00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:52,492 I never got you a baby shower gift, so... here. 312 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:56,206 I'm registered at Cubs 'R' Us and Baby Hole, but thanks. 313 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,790 If I'm gonna live in that house again, 314 00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,293 I wanna get rid of the things that remind me of my old life. 315 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,416 Look what Uncle BoJack brought you, Ruthie. 316 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:07,474 It's a 1970s pop art interpretation of the Narcissus myth. 317 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,129 How appropriate for a baby. 318 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,008 Narcissus? I thought the painting was about me. 319 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,715 But enough about your baby, I also have a favor to ask. 320 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,056 Of course you do. 321 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,850 There's this drama professor job at Wesleyan. 322 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,950 They need a reference to tell them 323 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,600 that I know what I'm talking about, 324 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,479 that I'm dependable and passionate. 325 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,355 So, I thought that you could do what you've been doing for 20 years 326 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:27,573 and lie about me. 327 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,283 I'll be back at the office tomorrow. 328 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,243 But have them call my cell because my assistant is terrible. 329 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,577 - Oh, shit, it walks already? - She started a few days ago. 330 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,659 Oh. 331 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,497 It's okay, she sucks at it now, but she'll get better at it. 332 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:44,253 I'm gonna miss everything. We have this connection now. 333 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,506 What if that goes away when I go back to work? 334 00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:48,180 - So don't go back. - What? 335 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:52,170 I'm dying here, BoJack. I need my job. I love my job. 336 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,431 - Okay. - It's just... 337 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,222 There's always so much stupid bullshit to take care of there. 338 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,740 Aren't you the boss? Why are you doing the stupid bullshit? 339 00:16:58,760 --> 00:16:59,770 I don't know. 340 00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,550 Hey, my only responsibility right now 341 00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:03,790 is to not drink and I'm barely getting by. 342 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,824 You are producing a show, running a company, 343 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,860 catering to your clients, raising a child, a Todd. 344 00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,985 You need your own Princess Carolyn to take care of you. 345 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:18,039 Oh, no! That thing was priceless. 346 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,040 Ah, we'll tape it back together and call it a Rauschenberg. 347 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:27,001 I've been back in LA two months. When am I gonna hear about this job? 348 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:31,257 I have other offers, you know. UCLA, USC, UTI. 349 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:34,120 Mr. Horseman, we have to allow 350 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,141 other applicants time to apply. 351 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,811 Raven-Symoné is circling. 352 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,600 Raven! She's circling around, portending my doom? 353 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,694 Is she gonna swoop in and peck out my chances? 354 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,610 That is so... like her. 355 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,359 I still can't get comfortable in my house. 356 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:53,363 It's huge and perfect, but it feels like the worst place on earth. 357 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,447 No offense, Benny, living in your storage locker sounds pretty rough. 358 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,623 Every day, it just keeps getting better. 359 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,204 God, you're killing me, Benny. 360 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,957 My house reminds me of the horse I was before. 361 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,580 I don't wanna be him again. 362 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,206 But it's the same house, the same city, 363 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:11,264 just nothing's changed, so how am I supposed to? 364 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,756 - Hey. - Sharona, I... 365 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,769 We don't need to do whatever your sad eyes are asking for. 366 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,190 It was a long time ago. 367 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:24,249 I'd like to try to... 368 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,269 The last time I saw you was my rock bottom. 369 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,765 I've been sober ever since. 370 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,186 So it all worked out, okay? 371 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,034 Please, just let me say it. 372 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,863 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 373 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,950 It was nice of you to bring Panda Express for everyone. 374 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,123 Right. Everyone. 375 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,212 What do you say? Once more for old time's sake? 376 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,332 I can't believe 377 00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:49,060 you have been dying your hair for 20 years. 378 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,837 What color is this? Sharpie? 379 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,486 Okay. I dye my hair. Nobody makes fun of Dennis Rodman. 380 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,045 They don't? Huh. 381 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,344 - What do you think? - I look old. 382 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,717 - Hello? - Raven's out. 383 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,637 She taught a workshop at Spelman and to quote Raven, "Nevermore." 384 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,557 Spring semester starts next week. Can you be here? 385 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,319 I'll be on the next plane. 386 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,201 Welcome to Wesleyan, Professor. 387 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,328 - Is it like a Jesus thing? - No, it's not that. I told you. 388 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:25,791 I'm just confused, is all. Because I thought you liked me. 389 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,673 I do, but I was very clear there are certain things 390 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,004 that I'm not interested in. 391 00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,455 So, why did you go out with me in the first place? 392 00:19:32,525 --> 00:19:35,153 Because I like you! But it's complicated. 393 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,798 And you're sure it's not a Jesus thing? 394 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,644 Fine, if it helps end this conversation, yes, it's a Jesus thing. 395 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,390 Hey, I admire your devotion. 396 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,181 What would Jesus do? Not this guy. 397 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:48,229 - It's not a Jesus thing. - I figured. 398 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,942 I don't wanna presume anything, 399 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,022 but there's an app you might be interested in. 400 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,277 An app? 401 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,870 Welcome to Dulles International Airport. 402 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,331 Looks like it's so icy, 403 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,621 all connecting flights have been grounded. 404 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:10,575 We are happy to offer all passengers a complimentary hotel stay 405 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,877 until we can get you on your way. 406 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,610 And the luggage doors are iced shut, 407 00:20:14,641 --> 00:20:16,511 so your bags are probably gone forever! 408 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,880 - Ugh! - Thank you for flying with us 409 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,796 and enjoy DC. 410 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,139 Huh. 411 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,604 Hmm. 412 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,608 - What? - Is that ol' BoJack Horseman? 413 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:36,069 Oh, no, it's old BoJack Horseman! 'Cause your hair is grey. 414 00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:39,241 - What are you doing in DC? - Addressing Congress, of course. 415 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,821 Getting the word out and raising awareness and so forth. 416 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,737 You're looking at the National Face of Depression! 417 00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,620 You're the National Face of Depression? 418 00:20:46,650 --> 00:20:47,880 - Yep! - This face? 419 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,880 - Uh-huh. - You're depressed? 420 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,320 Hey, I wanna show you something. 421 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,286 Hey, partner, sit tight. I'll be right back. 422 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,207 You got it, SD. 423 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,585 Sad Dog. 424 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,008 Jackpot! 425 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,973 You're in a museum! Pretty cool, huh? 426 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,894 - Huh, that is pretty cool. - Doggy-doggy, what, now? 427 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,638 That makes sense. 428 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:15,105 Well, looks like you finally got your crossover episode. 429 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,074 What? Oh, my God. Okay. 430 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,280 - Is this real? Is this happening? - Yeah. 431 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,411 Okay, you knock on the door here. 432 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,448 Excuse me, are you Zachary's father? 433 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,794 I think our adopted teens go to school together! 434 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,999 Yeah, yeah. Our teens. Our adopted teens. 435 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,940 Like you said, they're... 436 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,350 It's a crossover! 437 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,836 They sure have been spending a lot of time together, huh, our teens? 438 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:39,971 I hope they're not having S-E... 439 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,588 Excuse me. It's just... 440 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,933 I'm so overwhelmed. 441 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,555 - This is the best day! - Oh. 442 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,600 Oh, God. Oh. 443 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,936 He's the National Face of Depression. 444 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,060 We have rescheduled your flight 445 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,322 to Connecticut for 8:45 a.m. tomorrow. 446 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,901 Please stay on the line for a survey 447 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,656 that directly determines whether or not I get fired... 448 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,032 Hmm. 449 00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:08,242 Hmm. 450 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,022 Hmm. 451 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:18,963 Come in. 452 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,261 Pardon my state. 453 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,839 I was mid-trek up the Los Angeles Crest when I received your text. 454 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,514 - You had a question for me? - Yes. 455 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,353 Would you be interested in interviewing 456 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,178 for a job here as VIM's Chief of Operations? 457 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,354 You'd be a partner with a stake in the company, 458 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,103 and a birthday cake just for you. 459 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,845 I would be interested in that interview. 460 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,186 - Do you want the job? - Yes. 461 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,481 Great. Interview done. 462 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:40,444 Your first task is to clear my schedule every third Friday. 463 00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:42,235 I'm taking them off to be with my daughter. 464 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,489 And there's a weird burnt smell coming from the copy room. 465 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:47,161 I'm familiar with that smell. I'll investigate right away. 466 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:48,574 Thanks, Judah. 467 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:50,327 My pleasure. 468 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,131 Oh. 469 00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:03,125 Huh. 470 00:23:05,790 --> 00:23:06,823 Hi, Mister! 471 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:09,223 Pickles! Other than being away from you, 472 00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:12,814 I gotta say I am having the time of my life being depressed! 473 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,101 I'm so glad. 474 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:17,694 I sense a sadness in your voice, my gherkin. But maybe not? 475 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,691 At this point, I really don't know the difference. 476 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,153 You sensed correctly. 477 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:25,783 I thought it'd be easy to get even, but I've slept with 32 guys now, 478 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:28,622 if you count the two sets of twins as two and not four. 479 00:23:28,690 --> 00:23:30,440 - I do. - And the truth is, 480 00:23:30,460 --> 00:23:32,786 none of them are like my Mister. 481 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:35,749 I just wish I could cheat on you with you. 482 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,291 Mm. 483 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:38,964 - Hmm? - Whoa. Uh-oh. 484 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:43,379 Hanging in there. 485 00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:46,433 Hmm... I think I may have an idea. 486 00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:56,983 Huh! 487 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:04,859 Huh. 488 00:24:16,340 --> 00:24:21,040 My fellow horses, are we doomed to die in the shadow of our sins? 489 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,106 Nay! 490 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:24,752 Does thy Lord turn His back on His colts? 491 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,923 - Nay! - Nay. 492 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,257 Nay, for to forgive is divine. 493 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:32,602 Unless thou art a witch, then God wills ye be burnt at the stake. 494 00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:35,059 There, Goody Oats! Seize her! 495 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,070 No, no, no! 496 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:42,516 If God forgives thee, thou must also forgive thyself. 497 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:46,486 "Though thy sins be like scarlet, they shall be white as snow." 498 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,651 It is only when we show ourselves forgiveness and mercy 499 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:53,448 that we truly live a life of grace, that we are reborn. 500 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:57,043 Turn to the horse next to you and offer a sign of grace and peace 501 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,580 in the name of the Lord. 502 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,618 Peace be with you. 503 00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:03,377 - Peace be with you. - Uh, peace be with you. 504 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:04,710 - Peace be with you. - Peace be with you. 505 00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:06,714 Peace be with you. Peace be with you. 506 00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:08,756 Peace be with you. Peace be with you. 507 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,470 - And also with you. - Peace be with you. 508 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,540 And that concludes our reenactment 509 00:25:12,570 --> 00:25:14,850 of an early Horsey service! Thank you. 510 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,849 Looks like you found some solace in our show. 511 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:26,528 Stay if you like. In 30 minutes, we start over. 512 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:37,364 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ...