1 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:09,968 Watch out! 2 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:11,821 - Lift with your legs. - I am lifting with my legs. 3 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,389 - Also lift with your arms. - Is Horse Professor okay? 4 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:15,472 Nothing to see here! 5 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:21,479 He just passed out from pride! Because you kids are so talented! 6 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,941 You think he passed out from embarrassment? 7 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,944 - Because the kids are not talented. - What happened? 8 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,696 He was getting off a phone call. 9 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:32,449 I had some constructive criticism about his play. 10 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:35,535 I tried a compliment sandwich by starting with some praise, 11 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:36,995 but he passed out! 12 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,329 Just goes to show, 13 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,999 you never know how much time you have with someone, 14 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:43,626 so you should always say the bad stuff first. 15 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,004 BoJack! Your play sucked! 16 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:47,380 They found out. I didn't... 17 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,965 - It's not true. - What's not true? 18 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,341 I need to... Air. 19 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,638 No. They can't know. I didn't even do anything. 20 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:56,556 - It's... - Slow down. 21 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:58,075 Why don't you tell us what happened? 22 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:02,103 Okay, I'll tell you. But you can't talk to anyone. 23 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:03,104 No reporters. 24 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,149 BoJack, it's okay. No one's gonna talk to any... 25 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:09,819 Reporters? With questions about my good friend, BoJack Horseman? 26 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,946 I'd be delighted to talk! 27 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:12,132 Oh, Baxter, my endlessly encouraging enfianced. 28 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:15,385 I'm thrilled to report our return from a prolonged New Mexican exodus. 29 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:18,012 True, Max and I shared lodging to husband our expenditures, 30 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,932 and true, too, we showered together one night when the tank broke down 31 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:23,852 and the hot water was scarce, but other than those mild inconveniences, 32 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,287 the fact-finding mission went as fine 33 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,872 as the print at the bottom of a contract, 34 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,857 and we're close as ever to sewing things up. 35 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,901 So, BoJack sold the restaurant to Joey Pogo and me, 36 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:36,197 and we relaunched it with my fiancée Pickles as a themed eatery. 37 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,281 What is the theme? 38 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:40,326 Pickles wanted small plates, Joey wanted lazy Susans, 39 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:43,621 and I wanted the theme to be my face is on the front of the menu. 40 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,290 So, we did all three! 41 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:47,351 - What's the big idea? - I'm in the middle of eating! 42 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:49,377 Huh? It's the perfect compromise 43 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:52,547 because everybody got what they wanted, and nobody had to compromise! 44 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:56,176 - And why is it called Ele-fee-no? - Ele-fi-no. 45 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,511 Well, if you don't know, hell if I know! 46 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,475 I know this last story is taking its sweet time, 47 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,992 but once we can tie down this Bo-Person Horse-fellow to Sarah Lynn 48 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,327 on the night of her death, we'll know he procured the final blow, 49 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,687 the blow being not blow but horse, a scoop in itself, 50 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:11,983 but I believe the larger story is... Oh, but here I am bending your ear. 51 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:16,487 Your everlasting patience inspires me. Do return my call. This is Paige Sinclair. 52 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:23,328 - And then I took the boat back to LA. - That's it? How's that a story? 53 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:26,873 You did nothing illegal, and even the not illegal thing, you didn't even do. 54 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:29,792 And yet this thing continues to haunt me, I... 55 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,313 - Because it's not about the legality. - Diane's right. 56 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,088 That story is super sketchy. 57 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:37,884 Is BoJack super sketchy? Yes, he is! 58 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:39,928 Can Horse Professor come out? 59 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:44,307 We won't go to the cast party unless our fearless teacher comes with us! 60 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:47,352 Why don't you just have the party here and he'll pop out when he's ready. 61 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:50,355 Here's some cash. Go buy some nice cast party things. 62 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,274 This is gonna be the best night ever! 63 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,985 Okay, okay, you're right. I've been sketchy. 64 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,862 But there's no story here. Right? 65 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:01,407 - Unless New Mexico isn't the story. - Uh, what? 66 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,371 I'm just saying, if I tried to pitch that story, no one would publish it. 67 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:07,372 They're working on something bigger. What did you do this time? 68 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:08,706 I haven't done anything. 69 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,376 Since I got out of rehab I have been on my best behavior. 70 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:12,919 But before rehab... 71 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:16,047 No. They can't get me on old shit. I'm a different person now. 72 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:18,275 - This could be anything. - Or a combination of things. 73 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:19,175 They're gonna combo me? 74 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,552 Let's take a beat and figure out what this story is. 75 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,721 - Todd, earmuffs. - On it. 76 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:27,475 BoJack, tell us every bad thing you ever did. 77 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:30,311 This is gonna be a long night. 78 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:35,358 So, what can I tell you about BoJack? Nothing bad, though. 79 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,151 It's gonna be a short night! 80 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:41,990 - Right. I... Your chair, Miss Sinclair. - Thanks, Mr. Banks. 81 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:45,076 And thank you, Mr. Peanutbutter, for taking the time to quench our queries. 82 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:47,328 This shouldn't take more than a half hour, max. 83 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:48,955 - Yes? - No, not you Max. 84 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,582 - Then who Max? - No, Max. I'm talking to Mr. Peanutbutter. 85 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:54,460 No, you're talking to Max. I'm Mr. Peanutbutter. 86 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:55,984 Now I'm talking to Mr. Peanutbutter. 87 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:58,339 - Glad we're all on the same page. - I beg your pardon. 88 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,925 Mr. Peanutbutter, we have sitch in the kitch. 89 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,261 It's a dishwash ish. 90 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:07,473 - The dishwashers all quit? - It's the small plates. 91 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:08,725 If we just had bigger plates, 92 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,911 we could get more stuff on them and we wouldn't need so many. 93 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:12,687 The point of the small plates 94 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:15,648 is to curate a personalized dining experience, 95 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:19,485 but because of your lazy Susans, all the plates keep getting spun around 96 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,088 and nobody remembers who ordered what! 97 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:24,240 Oof! And then there's me, putting my picture on the menu! 98 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,368 - What? No one cares about that. - Yeah, the pic's not the problem. 99 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:30,830 All right. JoPo... go, why don't you start on those dishes? 100 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:32,582 You got it, good buddy. 101 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,292 Oh... 102 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:38,171 Pickles, you keep manning the tables. Those Susans aren't gonna laze themselves. 103 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,339 Sure. But... 104 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,215 Could I talk to you? 105 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,248 How much longer do we have to keep working with that guy? 106 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:46,054 I thought you loved Joey Pogo! 107 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:47,388 I love his music! 108 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,223 He's my second favorite recording artist 109 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:52,352 after Lo-Fi Chill-Hop Beats to study/relax to. 110 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:55,813 I love Lo-Fi Chill-Hop Beats to study/relax to! 111 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,482 And I love you! 112 00:05:57,565 --> 00:06:00,693 But Joey Pogo's like your total opposite! 113 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:04,238 He's arrogant, annoyingly cheerful, and fake-nice. 114 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:07,116 You are confident, refreshingly optimistic, 115 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,410 and wryly sweet with an ironic self-aware edge 116 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,830 that reads to some as inauthentic, but I recognize as archly sincere! 117 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,540 Total opposites! 118 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:18,378 Okay. So, Pogo's not gonna work, but I guess we keep trying? 119 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:21,381 I can proposition some young men on set. That should end well. 120 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:27,261 No, I'm sorry. I want this to work. I'll try to make it work. For us. 121 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,700 Now, if we're to finish this story, we need to stay focused. 122 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,976 The last days of Sarah Lynn. 123 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,896 I'm telling you, the story is bigger than just the one girl! 124 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:39,649 If we pivot our perspective so we prove a larger pattern, 125 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,984 we can paint a clearer portrait of a problematic person 126 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,487 for a page-one profile that'll pave our path to a Pulitzer! 127 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,197 Paige, please! At the rate we're going, 128 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,925 we'll never file the story, you'll remain unmarried, 129 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:50,094 and I'll be stuck bickering with you until the day I die! 130 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,035 Oh, poor baby. 131 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:52,328 Sorry, where were we? 132 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:55,206 - We wanted to ask you about Sarah Lynn. - Oh. 133 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:56,999 Before we do, let's widen our frame a tad. 134 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,126 Oh, brother. 135 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:01,629 - Would you say BoJack is a good person? - Unequivocally, more or less. 136 00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:04,006 - More-more or more-less? - Uh... 137 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,290 Yes, but back to Sarah Lynn... 138 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:09,178 We're trying to understand if your friend has ever exhibited certain patterns... 139 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:12,265 Argyle? Herringbone? That man can pull off anything! 140 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,016 We're wasting time. Did Sarah Lynn ac... 141 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:14,934 Whoa! 142 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:19,605 I told you not to spin it that fast! Lazy! Lazy! 143 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:22,733 I'm lazy? Aren't you supposed to be washing dishes? 144 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,572 Hey! Where are you going? 145 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:30,825 Okay, let the cat out of the bag so my curiosity can kill it. 146 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:32,743 What is going on with those two? 147 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:36,414 That's a personal matter. I'll tell you all about it! 148 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:38,541 Cast party! Cast party! 149 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:41,627 We are having a cast party! 150 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,711 - Yeah! - They didn't even buy alcohol! 151 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:45,798 Just a disco ball and some capes? 152 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,722 These are all the bad things you think you did? 153 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:51,053 - I swear, this is all I can think of! - None of these are big stories! 154 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,264 - We all know there are more things. - Jesus Christ. 155 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:56,601 What's the point of working on myself and getting sober and getting better 156 00:07:56,684 --> 00:08:00,021 if no matter what, there are people out there just waiting to tear me down? 157 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:01,981 - BoJack, no. - No, it's not fair. 158 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:04,859 If you start listing every single thing everyone's done, 159 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:06,777 - then everyone's a monster. - Nobody's... 160 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,237 Who are these reporters, anyway? 161 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,883 They're so perfect? I'll bet there's dirt on them we could dig up! 162 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:13,594 - I don't think that's it... - That'll teach those bloodthirsty leeches 163 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:16,096 what happens when they try to tear someone down over their past 164 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,789 without even considering the possibility that he's changed! 165 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:21,042 - Have you changed? - Yes, obviously. 166 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:24,337 Because this feels like old BoJack. 167 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:28,007 I like the BoJack who's thoughtful and directs plays 168 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:32,595 that are emotionally resonant despite the glaring logical gaps in the plot. 169 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:36,182 It was a showcase of separate scenes! There was no plot! 170 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:39,852 I need to go put Ruthie to bed. Call me when new BoJack's back. 171 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,275 You didn't do any of the dishes? 172 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,945 Manual labor featuring me is just not a fruitful collab. 173 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,322 So I just went out and bought 500 new ones. 174 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:54,200 Why did Mister think I'd like you? 175 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:56,994 When I'm with him, we finish each other's sentences. 176 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,621 Meanwhile, you are always... 177 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:01,141 Interrupting, just to say the exact thing that you were going to? 178 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:03,084 - Yes! It's so... - Annoying? 179 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,794 Thank you. That's the word. 180 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:08,089 Hey, I don't wanna be here either. You know Joey Pogo wants to bounce. 181 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:12,134 What if we just tell Mister we've formed an emotional bond, 182 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,594 then we can have sex, 183 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,180 and we'll never have to see each other again! 184 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:20,893 - Why don't we just tell him we had sex? - I can't lie to my fiancé about sex! 185 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:24,230 That's what got us into this mess in the first place! 186 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,837 So, as soon as they go to bed with each other, 187 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:33,823 we can put this whole thing to bed, but the problem is... 188 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,616 - She loves him. - No, the opposite. 189 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:40,079 No, the opposite of the opposite. The very thing itself: she loves him. 190 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:41,163 Why do you say that? 191 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,792 You've got irises, haven't you? And pupils and corneas? 192 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:47,461 You might even say you've got a pair of eyes. Optic nerve? 193 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:48,462 Yes. 194 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,674 So how could you not see the way that she follows him across the restaurant 195 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,218 like the puppy dog she is? How they bicker and flirt? 196 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:57,888 Why would she fall for a dashing cad like Joey Pogo 197 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:01,475 when she's already engaged to sweet, dependable, predictable, safe, boring, 198 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,644 perfectly adequate Mr. Peanutbutter? 199 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:04,562 Thank you. 200 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:07,040 She only tolerates that other fellow because she has to, for work. 201 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:09,275 Otherwise she finds him utterly distasteful. 202 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:12,445 - Piggish even! No offense to me. - None taken, of course. 203 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,447 No, she loves him, 204 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:17,074 though she'd never admit it, even to herself. 205 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,951 And what about the boy? 206 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,915 Sure, he puts up a front and picks a good fight, 207 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:23,706 but to just once hear those stupid words "I love you" 208 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,207 tumble out of her foolish mouth 209 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,971 would drop his heart down an elevator shaft 210 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,128 and bounce it back up to his throat. 211 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,839 - Yes? - Yes. 212 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,967 - I'm pretty sure they hate each other. - Uh... 213 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:38,262 I... Well, that's all very... 214 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,556 - Back to BoJack! - And Sarah Lynn. 215 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,975 Would you say BoJack's relationship with her 216 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,311 ever bordered on inappropriate 217 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:46,896 in the weeks leading up to her death? 218 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:50,107 No! They were closer than thieves! They were thieves, actually. 219 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,460 They broke into my house together, 220 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,527 like great friends do, and stole our clothes. 221 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:56,447 Ask Diane, she never got that jacket back! 222 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,908 But she was able to find another one shortly thereafter 223 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,284 that looked exactly the same. 224 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,703 - Pardon me. - Hello. Joseph? 225 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,830 Can I get an announcement drumroll, please? 226 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,584 Never mind. 227 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,462 Joey and I have developed feelings for each other. 228 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:12,545 Oh! 229 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:17,426 Wow, I didn't think so soon, but... No, that's wonderful. 230 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,803 It's exactly what we wanted. 231 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,138 It is! So now we make love, 232 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:24,058 after which we can all get on with our lives. 233 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,770 Great! This is good. 234 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,359 Look, we're not gonna figure this out tonight. 235 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,986 Maybe I should just go to the cast party and try to enjoy... 236 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,409 Hello? 237 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,620 Yes. Um, speaking. 238 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,416 Oh, hello, Paige Sinclair, of the "Hollywoo Reporter." 239 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,711 Yes, I know BoJack Horseman. 240 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:55,798 Uh... What night? Did I see BoJack with... 241 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,133 Uh... 242 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:02,263 Listen, I'd love to talk more, but, uh, I cut my finger earlier 243 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:05,516 in a bagel guillotine and I think I require medical attention, goodbye. 244 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:06,934 Bagellotine. 245 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,687 It's Sarah Lynn. 246 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,606 Their story is about you and Sarah Lynn. 247 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,282 Well, uh, that was... 248 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,951 - Wow. - Yeah. 249 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,203 Well, see ya later. 250 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,832 Oh. 251 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,127 Hey, I'm sorry I was kind of a dick to you earlier. 252 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,879 The truth is, since Mr. Peanutbutter 253 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,523 has been such a good friend and chill hang, 254 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,883 I was nervous I would feel weird smashing his fiancée, 255 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:42,386 but once we were in it, it was like we were two naked hearts 256 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:47,308 raw and exposed but safe in the home we found in each other. 257 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,227 Yeah. Did you just come up with that? 258 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,896 No, it's from my new song, 259 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,899 "Two Naked Hearts." 260 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:59,069 - Oh. Sounds like another banger. - Best of luck with your wedding. 261 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,793 One day I hope to have what you two have. 262 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,907 Right now, I couldn't even imagine getting married. 263 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,830 I can't even commit to a social media director. 264 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,701 Why not? 265 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,625 I'm just having a hard time finding someone who gets my brand, you know? 266 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,164 Sexy? 267 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:13,209 That's exactly right, you totally get me. 268 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,396 So, if you think of anybody who could be good for the job, let me know, all right? 269 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,922 - I will. - All right. 270 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,191 I'm headed to the airport now 271 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,676 for another in a series of extravagant world tours all by myself. 272 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,404 At least I'll have the empty seat next to me 273 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,305 that I always book for extra comfort. 274 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,723 I'll be at gate six. 275 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,434 I'm just saying this information out loud so I don't forget it. 276 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,313 Gate six. Plane boards at 10:38. 277 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:35,981 - Wait, Joey! - Yeah? 278 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,859 Um, here's your jacket back. 279 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:40,820 Thanks, Pickles. 280 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,407 Goodbye, Joey Pogo. 281 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,035 So Sarah Lynn. That's okay. 282 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,620 - We can spin this. - Yeah? 283 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:50,621 What are we spinning? 284 00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:54,625 You went on a bender with her, at some point you split up and she died. 285 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,919 That's the story, right? 286 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:01,215 If you want us to help you, you need to tell us what's coming. 287 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:02,758 You know what I thought? 288 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,553 The first thing I thought when I heard Sarah Lynn died? 289 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:08,013 Poor BoJack, that he had to find her like that. 290 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:11,392 That's right. Poor BoJack, that's the angle! 291 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:12,643 But then I kept thinking. 292 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,980 I wish I didn't, but my stupid brain kept thinking. 293 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,815 She died of a heroin overdose, yeah? 294 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:21,902 And you had heroin, "BoJack" brand, you kept it in your glove compartment. 295 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,547 - Diane... - I didn't wanna think about it, 296 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,740 but I couldn't help but wonder. Did you give it to her? 297 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,784 I... Uh... 298 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,286 - Yes. - And then what? 299 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,912 - You just abandoned her? - No, I... 300 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,790 You just left her alone, an addict, with heroin? 301 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,542 I didn't leave her, I was with her! 302 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:40,004 I was with her the whole time! I was with her when she died! 303 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:44,049 - Like "with her" with her? - In the planetarium. 304 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:47,303 I left and came back and pretended I'd found her that way. 305 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,889 I... I've never told anyone that. 306 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,557 That's really bad, BoJack. 307 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,017 Do the reporters know that? 308 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,853 I don't know how they could. I covered my tracks. 309 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,105 How did you "cover your tracks"? 310 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,778 Oh. Hey. Uh, what's up? 311 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,239 We're doing end-of-year superlatives, 312 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:11,201 and we thought it would be cool if you came out and read some. 313 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,578 Oh, um... 314 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,039 Just, uh, give me a minute. 315 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:21,211 - This was supposed to be a celebration. - We can still figure this out. 316 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,380 I'm tired of trying to figure things out. 317 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:26,050 Let me just have this one night. 318 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,886 It's Horse Professor! 319 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:31,138 Okay, okay, settle down, settle down. 320 00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:34,433 Okay. You wanted me to read these, right? Okay. 321 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:38,687 Um, well, for Best Old Man... Terry. 322 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,833 - Thank you. Thank you so much. - Okay. Sit down, Terry. Just sit down. 323 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:45,069 Sit down. If you start talking, then we'll all be old! 324 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:49,239 For Best Director... Oh, Horse Professor. 325 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,616 That's me. 326 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,910 - Speech! - No, I... Okay, okay, okay! 327 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,787 Okay. Thank you. 328 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:59,166 I just want to say that I've loved being here with you this year. 329 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:03,003 You've shown me the type of person I didn't know I wanted to be. 330 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:06,715 And this semester, I got to be that person. 331 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,549 Thank you. 332 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:13,180 And I just... I want you all to appreciate this time, 333 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,934 and how special it is, and how fast it'll all go away. 334 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,813 Please, cherish this. 335 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,441 And I have my own superlative to announce. 336 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,277 I, um... 337 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,405 Oh. Uh, hmm... 338 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,658 For the Best Actor or Actress... 339 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,869 Oh, my God, it's an eight-way tie! 340 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,373 Okay, everyone. Enjoy your party. 341 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,135 Hi, I just gotta tell you how much I'm loving 342 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,845 the small plates and lazy Susans. 343 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,889 I put my fork down and I never know what I'm gonna pull back up! 344 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,100 - You've really made dinner fun again. - Uh-huh. 345 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,936 And did you notice my picture on the front of the menu? 346 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,564 Uh, sure. I mean that part I could take or leave, 347 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,817 but the small plates and lazy Susans work together perfectly 348 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:10,070 to form a completely new kind of upscale dining experience. 349 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,822 Exactly like dim sum, 350 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,945 but with white people food, so it's more accessible. 351 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:17,953 - Oh, well, thank you. - Huh! Tragic, isn't it? 352 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:18,871 What is? 353 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,040 I just keep thinking about Pickles and Pogo. 354 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,459 They've finally acknowledged that they love each other, 355 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:27,254 - but she's promised to another. - Yes. To me. 356 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,965 Oh, right! So, you know better than anyone. 357 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,943 Someone's up to something, I can tell you that much. 358 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,928 Mr. Peanutbutter, does your ex-wife regularly consume bagels? 359 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,723 Hey, why don't you two mind your own business? How about that? 360 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,601 As payrolled journalists, our business is minding your business. 361 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:43,228 I'm not going to help you with your take-down piece on BoJack. 362 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,022 - Oh, no? - He's a good guy. 363 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,691 And you have no idea how torn up he was with Sarah Lynn. 364 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:51,111 In fact, he was with her in the planetarium when she overdosed. 365 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,781 - He actually gave her the heroin! - Oh? 366 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,741 Yeah. He told me that once when he was drunk, 367 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:58,243 and then he said, "I've never told anybody that." 368 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,872 Because he's modest. So why don't you just leave him alone? 369 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,293 Oh, Max, it's all coming together! 370 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:09,046 I could just about kiss someone if I had someone here to kiss! 371 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:11,757 - Listen, I've been meaning to discuss... - The story? 372 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,926 It's cooking now. Smell that sizzle? 373 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,720 We've gotta build on it. More angles, more leads, more... 374 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,263 Whoa! 375 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,933 - Oh... - My... 376 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:25,145 I... You know, I think our story is about as wrapped up as a mummy. 377 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,105 What? 378 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,416 I'd better hightail it to the office and put ink on paper. 379 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,776 But what about establishing a larger pattern of behavior? 380 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,570 We still haven't heard back from the New Mexico girl 381 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,156 or our contact at the rehabilitation clinic. 382 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,784 Don't you think we ought to keep working together? 383 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,912 No, I think I ought to get married. You were right all along, Banks, my boy. 384 00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:44,164 The story is Sarah Lynn. It always was. 385 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,499 Taxi! 386 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,670 Wait! Paige! I, uh... 387 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,173 - I love you! - Oh, Max. Of course you do. 388 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,135 Everybody does. I'm Paige Sinclair! 389 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:07,104 So, what happens? When the story comes out, what do I do? 390 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:11,441 A statement about how sorry you are about certain parts of the story 391 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,902 but other parts of the story just aren't true. 392 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:14,862 No, you... 393 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:18,532 Then in everyone's head you've apologized for the really bad stuff 394 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:21,160 without legally implicating yourself. 395 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,744 - Does that work? - All the time. 396 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,372 No, it doesn't. Why are you telling him to lie? 397 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:29,293 Because this is good. This BoJack here is good. 398 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,754 This is working, but it's so precarious. 399 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,590 Well, I'm not gonna lose my job here, right? 400 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,301 The Sarah Lynn stuff, that has nothing to do with this. 401 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,218 - Right. - No. 402 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:41,221 You're about to get pushed out of a plane, and the two of you are talking 403 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:44,224 like you're trying to brainstorm ways to get back on the plane. 404 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,559 That's not gonna happen. 405 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:48,896 You can try to find a parachute or you can dive headfirst into the earth, 406 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,898 but the plane is gone. 407 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,193 You're seeing things in absolutes. We can wriggle out of this. 408 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,445 - Who's "we"? - Diane, I'm asking you for help. 409 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,113 This job is my lifeline. 410 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:02,117 I think you should do the hard thing and be honest. 411 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,828 About everything. Things will get worse before they get better, 412 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,790 but you won't spend the rest of your life waiting for the other shoe to drop. 413 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,375 Yeah. 414 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,045 BoJack, just think... 415 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,342 Wesleyan University Theater Department. 416 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,219 Paige Sinclair, "Hollywoo Reporter." 417 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,502 Is this a Mr. BoJack Horseman? 418 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,388 - Y-yes. - Fabulous. 419 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,932 We're running a story Thursday next 420 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,575 about your relationship with Sarah Lynn leading up to her death. 421 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,996 I wanted to give you a chance to respond to these allegations. 422 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,439 I presume you will deny them, as is customary, 423 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:36,443 but this is me doing my due diligence and reaching out for comment, understood? 424 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:37,611 Uh, yeah. 425 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:41,281 Now, did you supply Sarah Lynn with the drugs found on her person? 426 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:42,741 No. 427 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:46,495 All right. And did you use heroin with Sarah Lynn during those last weeks? 428 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:47,871 - No. - Uh-huh. 429 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,957 Were you with her when she died? 430 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,833 Um... No. 431 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,461 And did you lie to the police about any of these things? 432 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,544 No. 433 00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:59,174 Thank you for your time. 434 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,634 What happened to being honest? 435 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:03,428 I didn't think it would happen so fast. Did she say next Thursday? 436 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,223 That gives us a week to plan. We can minimize damage. 437 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,141 "We" are not doing anything. 438 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,560 - Diane, please. - I can't be a part of this. 439 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,354 I have a book to write. 440 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,773 Oh, my God! 441 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:17,943 They're all making out out here! Go to your dorms! 442 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,903 You have rooms! 443 00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:27,452 Well, we did it. And by "it," I mean doing it. 444 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,371 Oh-ho! Fantastic. 445 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:33,375 So, now we're even, and everything can go back to normal. 446 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,687 I can't wait. First step: let's set a date for the wedding. 447 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,379 Joey has a job opening on his tour 448 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,590 that I think could be a real opportunity for me. 449 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:41,717 Oh. 450 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:47,014 Only thing is, I'd have to go tonight, and I might be gone for a while. 451 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,600 - Oh. - Oh, Mister, I'm so confused! 452 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:54,313 I feel like my brain is on a lazy Susan, just spinning in all directions. 453 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,898 And I know I should be ready to commit to a main course, 454 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,151 but right now I'm just so excited 455 00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:01,862 about all the different small plates out there, you know? 456 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,906 It sounds like maybe this is a bad time to have my face printed 457 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,908 on the cover of your metaphorical menu. 458 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,370 What? Oh, yeah. I forgot about that part of it. 459 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,331 Go on Joey's tour. Have a good time. 460 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,292 And we'll plan the wedding... when I get back? 461 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,836 Sure, Pickles... when you get back. 462 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,213 - Sounds like a good compromise. - Yeah? 463 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:21,965 Yeah. The best. 464 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:25,510 Everyone gets what they want and no one had to compromise. 465 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,305 Oh, my God, I gotta go! 466 00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,515 - Okay, I love you! - Hey. 467 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:34,770 Thank you, for everything. 468 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:40,942 Hey! Sad Dog! 469 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:46,073 - I think the party's over. - Yeah. 470 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,407 What do you got? 471 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,494 "My relationship with Sarah Lynn was complicated, 472 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,372 as relationships between addicts often are. 473 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:57,209 However, certain aspects of the story are inaccurate or exaggerated. 474 00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,544 This story has started an important conversation 475 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:03,173 and I look forward to continuing to work on my own progress..." 476 00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,676 There's... There's no way to not sound like bullshit. 477 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:08,887 Yeah, well... 478 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:11,348 This place was supposed to be a fresh start for me. 479 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:13,475 Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start. 480 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,603 But no matter how many starts I get, there's always the same ending. 481 00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:19,398 Everything falls apart and I end up alone. 482 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,151 - I'm still here, BoJack. - Why? 483 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:26,113 I don't know. I'm a fool, I guess. 484 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,281 And you were my first client, 485 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:32,077 and one time you were drunk and you smiled at me and I said, "What?" 486 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,706 And you said, "I just like being in a room with you. You make rooms good." 487 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:37,624 You still do. 488 00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:43,046 I have loved you for 25 years, and I never loved anyone better. 489 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:46,508 That kind of love, you only get it when you're young and stupid. 490 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:47,926 I'm not gonna get it again. 491 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:51,388 And when I tell my daughter the story of the great love of my life, 492 00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:53,849 I want it to have a happy ending. 493 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,768 Is it possible you letting me go is the happy ending? 494 00:23:56,852 --> 00:24:00,272 I've gone with you this far. In for a penny, in for a pound, right? 495 00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,731 Sunk cost and all that? 496 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,651 Yeah, sunk cost. 497 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,698 The story's coming out Thursday. 498 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:14,286 I don't think that we can get around this, or over this, or try to get under it. 499 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:16,746 - Diane is right. We need to go through it. - BoJack... 500 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,665 I need to take responsibility. 501 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:19,915 I want to. 502 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,669 So you can tell your daughter you helped me do the right thing. 503 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:27,674 - I'll call you tomorrow with a plan. - I'm looking forward to it. 504 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:31,720 - You sure? - I mean, no.