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嘿,瑞吉,貨到了

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糟糕

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我還以為你傷勢過重無法練習

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我不玩了,教練

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你最近有好好吃頓飯嗎?

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來吧

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瑪麗隨時歡迎你來我們家吃飯

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你無法改變我的決定

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可惡,瑞吉

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你是我見過最有天份的超級英雄

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你卻放棄這一切,幫黑幫賣古柯鹼?

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教練,你根本就不瞭解我

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你已裝上新心臟

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我知道你想成就更多事

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好好做選擇

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你想超越人生巔峰

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還是年紀輕輕就葬送生命

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求求你,布林克教練來找你了

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跟我一起回去

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搬到郊區

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我的心願不重要

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我永遠無法擺脫幫派

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–卡,真是精彩
–卡

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天啊,你的表現無懈可擊

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你的演出太完美了,我們再拍一次

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法洛史翠普,你哭了

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你真的哭了

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在康普頓青年中心待兩個週末
是不是很棒?

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我會不會很像在演《攻其不備》?

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這樣不好嗎?
等等,怎麼有一股味道?

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–所有人別動,這是什麼味道?
–怎麼了?

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這是...

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–是你身上的味道嗎?
–我午餐吃鷹嘴豆餅

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怎麼樣?

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這是奧斯卡入圍者的味道

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少來

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–我就是要說
–說出來就不準了

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小金人不怕詛咒,聽我說

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挪出書架空間放獎盃
狄尼洛,聽見了嗎?

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好,我們重拍第一場次

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–我要看回放
–沒問題

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請幫他拿耳機,謝謝

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我很快就說完,在這裡談就好

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你復出後好像遇到了瓶頸

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是場景的問題吧

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{\an8}這場景有夠屌,聽我說

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{\an8}現在你的角色正遇到低潮

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所有人都離你而去
你很孤單,直到教練...

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突然出現,拯救我脫離貧民窟?

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不對,是拯救彼此
劇情不帶任何歧視

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我們請相關族群看過劇本
他們都沒意見

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我只有哥哥一位教練

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對

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他以前是河狸小子的服務生
不是毒販

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他現在一定非常以你為榮

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好好努力重回軌道吧

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–讓我先靜一靜
–沒問題

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等等,還有一件小事

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你剛才說:“我的心願不重要”

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但劇本寫的是“我的心願並不重要”

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懂嗎?好好表現

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各位,重拍第一場次

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我可不想虛度這一天

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可以談談嗎?

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你的唯一優點就是不會說話

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扮演黑俠讓我受益良多

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但昨天真的超詭異

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我從來就沒有殺過人

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護國超人時常逼我們殺人嗎?

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他一下令,我們就得照做?

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別誤會,我很高興能加入你們

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也準備享受因此帶來的名利

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但我不太瞭解黑俠的人設

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他的人設是個無腦的瘋子

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閉上你的嘴巴

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做個聽話的乖寶寶

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正派勤奮的美國人民遭受暴力攻擊
街道血跡斑斑

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各位父母,千萬別讓孩子
在無人看顧的情況下

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在外頭遊玩,請你們再想一想

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{\an8}班尼朗和伊恩拉斯弗這兩隻禽獸

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{\an8}昨天在法院外
狠狠將三位善良的公民打死

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{\an8}星光粉已露出他們的真面目

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{\an8}這些人在全國各地以和平示威之名

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{\an8}引發暴動

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{\an8}我認為在美國,自由不能無限上綱

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{\an8}但顯然星光粉的想法不同

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我看看,大豆可以平衡酸鹼值

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玻尿酸可以深層保濕,精胺酸...

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那些是什麼東西?

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我是沃特生技顧問

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還差五千元就能拿到三色獎章

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–這些東西應該能幫他...
–妳是沃特的員工?

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沃特生技,讓你超級有活力

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妳知道沃特害死我女友吧?

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我正在跟他們對抗

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我應該有迷迭香精油

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對關節非常好

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妳可以先暫停一下嗎?

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–別弄了,媽
–好,抱歉

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天啊,對不起,我只是想...

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對不起

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你好帥

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也變高了

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也對,因為我上次見到妳

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–只有六歲
–別對我大聲

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–妳跑來幹嘛?
–醫院打電話給我

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他們之前連絡不到我,但我已經來了

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他不需要妳,我也是

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你爸沒告訴你?

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可惡

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什麼事?

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他給了我授權書,內容包括醫療決策

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他也簽署了放棄急救同意書

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他沒有更新遺囑?

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有

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他為何不給我授權書,而是妳?

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過去一兩年

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我們有連絡

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偶爾而已...
但其他事情,你還是得問他

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修伊,別擔心

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–我的抗壓性很強
–不...

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這件事我做得來

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我保證

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妳保證?

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修伊,等等

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你把錢留在梳妝台上?

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我不想吵醒你

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嘿

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你今天就躺在床上休息吧

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好吧

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如果你沒在現場

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我的傷勢一定更嚴重

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謝謝

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我得去工作了

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妳的語言治療師葛洛莉雅

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已經跟我說過妳的治療計畫

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最近進展如何?

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如果有效,我就不會來了

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心因性失語症

140
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通常是導因於過去的創傷

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妳覺得呢?

142
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過去並不代表我們

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我完全同意,但有時候

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妳得面對過去才能忘掉創傷

145
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好,我們先從簡單的事情開始

146
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談談妳的父母吧

147
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天啊,你居然現在才說

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你有沒有找專家談過?

149
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–你還能活多久?
–關你屁事

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{\an8}怎麼了?

151
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我好像沒必要告訴你
某個女生一直盯著我

152
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而且嘮叨個不停

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布奇,我警告過你了,那東西是毒藥

154
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我們可不像妳有超能力

155
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–嘿
–別吵

156
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我們談一下

157
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–滾吧
–什麼?

158
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你被解雇了,東西整理好就滾

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我說實話,結果你們這樣回報我

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可惡,原來這是誠實的下場

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誠實?過去六個月你一直在撒謊

162
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沒說出口不等於說謊

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你需要所有的幫手

164
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不包括你,你是個負擔

165
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你別想這樣繼續搞下去

166
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我才是隊長

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垂死之人還敢說大話

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去整理東西,然後給我滾

169
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不然我就把你趕出去

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–別這樣...
–我不想聽,他被除隊了

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不同意就跟他走

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{\an8}黑袍糾察隊

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{\an8}和媽媽相依為命的鄉下孩子
在蒙大拿州牧場長大

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從外表看來
他只是個平凡的典型美國男孩

175
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但是在內心深處
他曉得自己與眾不同

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00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:09,526
他總是問自己:“我是誰?”

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有一天,他終於得到答案

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護國超人從天而降,然後說

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–眼裡含著淚水
–沒有淚水

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他很驕傲地說
“兒子,站到我的身邊吧”

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想當然耳,萊恩感到很驚訝

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他一直都知道他會成就大業

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因為他有位偉大的父親

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兒子,是不是帥呆了?

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護國小子

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喜歡嗎?

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很酷

188
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大概吧

189
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大概?

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–我覺得很棒
–棒透了

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–一定會很受歡迎
–非常受歡迎

192
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這提案遜斃了

193
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,822
沒有這回事

194
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這比米高梅
外景場地上的南西雷根還要遜

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抱歉,我們有請妳來嗎?

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00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:03,288
沃特在火藥死後踢走許多英雄跟班

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和解金額超過盈餘

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我不認為萊恩會跟人資部投訴我

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你說什麼?

200
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:15,467
萊恩是首位母胎超級英雄
他的形象必須加入這元素

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他不是沃特實驗室裡的小老鼠

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他是天選之人

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未來將會拯救世界

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對

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但是千萬別忘記他為何很特別

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因為他是我兒子

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00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,818
上帝選擇了他,沒錯

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但他是我製造出來的

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只有他單獨出道
才能採用“天選之人”的說法

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哈利波特、尼奧、路克天行者

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好萊塢最愛的就是
白人男孩和孤獨救世主

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所以美國人一定會很喜歡萊恩

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沃特國際
打擊犯罪行程

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這是什麼?

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打擊犯罪行程
你的首次救援任務,恭喜你

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通告單上沒有我

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你希望兒子建立自己的王國

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我正在幫你

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很好,如同我們的協議

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照妳的意思做吧

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謝謝

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來張合照

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是護國超人請我過來的

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因為他相信我

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聽我說,我知道
妳是世界上最聰明的女人

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最聰明的人

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我想給妳一些建議

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女生要互相幫忙

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妳不能那樣跟護國超人說話

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我是在說實話

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妳怕他怕到把頭髮拔光

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換成我,我會讓自己更有貢獻

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妳可以分泌乳汁,讓他吸妳的奶頭

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才不會步上瑪德琳史迪威的後塵

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00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,726
艾希莉,妳好嗎?

236
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,811
我最喜歡的女主管

237
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,563
我一直在找妳

238
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:37,359
聽說萊恩將執行首次單人救援

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00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,819
我想和妳談談,我有個主意

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00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,864
如果...

241
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,908
請聽我說完

242
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,702
如果我也在場呢?

243
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,374
就這樣,這是我的建議

244
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,127
你想參加普級救援任務?

245
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但你還在善待動物組織的
獸交觀察名單上

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00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:04,844
說真的

247
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:10,016
自以為聰明的傻子讓我倒盡胃口

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00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,187
你幹嘛忍受她的態度?

249
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,565
她是個女生

250
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,608
大概是每月一次的日子到了

251
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今天滿月嗎?

252
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,404
你是高度進化的生物

253
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:25,240
而她的進化程度只等同於水豚

254
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–水豬?
–水豚是南美洲的巨型囓齒動物

255
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,830
你比她還優秀,氣勢撐出來

256
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,666
你應該參加救援

257
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:36,543
這是個好主意

258
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,380
謝謝

259
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:45,594
1點16分,有人看見陶德
和其他護國後援軍進入沃特星球

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之後就消失蹤影,直到2點09分

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他們的屍體神奇地出現在集會上

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屍體移動時怎麼會沒有目擊者?

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00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,687
一定是膏鐵俠搞的鬼

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妳保證?就像妳結婚時
跟爸保證不離不棄?

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00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,149
這個討論很無聊嗎?

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抱歉

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我在聽

268
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,821
但護國後援軍是死於鈍器外傷

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和超能力完全無關

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因為他們湮滅證據的功夫更精進了

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大概是因為她吧

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00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,664
智者女俠,32歲
來自密西根州底特律

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她被超能少年隊踢走後
就跟沃特斷絕合作了

274
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–她有什麼超能力?
–世界上最聰明的人

275
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,214
我竊聽智者的手機

276
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,008
得知她在哈里斯堡

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沃特花園套房
與庭院快捷飯店訂了房間

278
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,262
誰想去自駕遊?

279
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,723
這樣吧,我留在這裡

280
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:35,518
如果真的是膏鐵俠陷害那兩位星光粉
我就去拜訪他

281
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,145
我跟妳待在這

282
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,482
–我不能離我爸太遠
–瞭解

283
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,526
好吧,你們倆跟我走

284
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:48,740
你們看,她折了一個
可愛的小雞雞和蛋蛋

285
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,621
快去拿錢

286
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,713
–快滾,你們這群軟莖天
–別過來

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黑俠

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–別過來
–冷靜

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黑俠,我們該怎麼做?

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–放開她
–別擋路,小子

291
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,149
–我一定會救妳
–真的嗎?

292
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,234
我保證

293
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,196
報上名來

294
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,074
我叫萊恩,我討厭惡霸

295
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,829
很棒

296
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,289
越來越進步,幹得好

297
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:41,084
黑俠,你的進場動作太多
走進去就好

298
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,294
這樣符合黑俠的作風嗎?

299
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,296
他應該要從天而降

300
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,965
–你別說話
–抱歉

301
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,133
還在說

302
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,427
我們繼續練這場戲

303
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,303
潛水王,別說“軟莖天”

304
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,847
–這是普級片
–好

305
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,391
萊恩,正式上場那天
你得真的將我一拳打飛

306
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,892
–我撐得住
–好

307
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,519
休息5分鐘後再回來

308
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,437
好的

309
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,314
謝謝你,科伊

310
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,150
–爸
–什麼事?

311
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,819
我看起來很蠢嗎?

312
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,698
你的動作必須大一點

313
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,576
這樣比較有說服力

314
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:16,786
懂嗎?

315
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:17,996
所有救援任務都像這樣?

316
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,999
跟特技演員合作,還要預演?

317
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:24,252
當然不是,其中一些是真的
我就救過許多人

318
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:27,380
我們只是要讓你進入情況

319
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,506
–好
–這就對了

320
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,508
萊恩,要不要練一拳打飛的橋段?

321
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:34,137
–好主意,很棒
–沒問題

322
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:35,722
很好

323
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,932
我想先問清楚

324
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,435
我們那天不會真的殺人吧?

325
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:41,978
閉上你的嘴巴

326
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,572
對,走位要準確

327
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,116
–走位、搶槍,懂嗎?
–知道了

328
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,951
妳不該對我那麼兇

329
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,536
我又沒說話

330
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,455
妳一直如此

331
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:03,458
走位,再一次,然後...很好

332
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,294
我是高度進化的生物

333
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,838
而妳只是一頭水豬

334
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,381
來自南美洲的囓齒動物

335
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,509
所以你現在也睡陸地哺乳動物?

336
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,263
我是七海之王

337
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,140
妳再那樣對我說話

338
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:22,101
我就讓妳溺死在馬桶裡
妳這愚蠢的婊子

339
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:23,645
我會先撒一泡尿

340
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,941
–妳想要這樣嗎?
–不想

341
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,318
–加“先生”
–我不想,先生

342
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,528
很好

343
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,498
很棒

344
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,458
–放開她
–別擋路,小子

345
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,544
這孩子在大螢幕很上鏡

346
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,587
膚色粉嫩,容光煥發

347
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:50,588
太好了

348
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,091
為了消除《七巨頭崛起 》
畫面上的皺紋

349
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,843
視覺特效費用超支九百萬

350
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,637
跟《慾望城市2》不相上下

351
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,815
沃特花園套房與庭院快捷飯店

352
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,215
混帳東西

353
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,474
想吃蒸蛋嗎?

354
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,144
–你怎麼找到這裡的?
–放輕鬆,夥伴

355
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,730
你的密碼是“珍妮2012”

356
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,567
給我放下餐盤,退出行動

357
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:55,236
幸好你已經不是我的長官

358
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:59,365
我只是個熱心的公民
以個人身分加入

359
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:02,493
如果有深層政府混球
試圖阻止我瞭解真相

360
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,329
我想怎麼嗆他們都行

361
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,964
歡迎來到大雜院

362
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,467
真相展

363
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,635
沒有陰謀或巧合

364
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:19,636
{\an8}安息吧,美國

365
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:20,970
小小兵是奴隸的象徵

366
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:21,971
安息吧

367
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,640
達科塔鮑伯割美國人民韭菜

368
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,016
《爆裂女實話實說》

369
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,225
兇手面貌曝光

370
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,310
秘密揭曉
士兵男孩遭中情局囚禁

371
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,941
{\an8}自由是士兵男孩的地下情人?

372
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,195
白色力量,愛自己

373
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,162
暴風女還活著

374
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,832
星光正在謀殺人民

375
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,880
被洗腦的納粹分子都跑來了

376
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,384
全世界最聰明的人怎麼會跑來這裡?

377
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,639
兒童自由鬥士
立即釋放所有孩童

378
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,657
找到她了

379
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:26,703
紀美子呢?

380
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:05,616
《爆裂女實話實說》

381
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,339
星光與好萊塢戀童癖集團

382
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,726
變形蟲人,過來

383
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:33,936
我臉上有油光嗎?

384
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,939
妳美呆了

385
00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:43,863
快開始吧,地平論者四點半要用場地

386
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:44,947
好

387
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,577
大家好

388
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:55,291
下一位主講人不只有遠見

389
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,460
也是我的好友

390
00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:06,302
讓我們一起歡迎作家兼電影工作者

391
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,721
社運人士與政治評論家

392
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:12,016
以及YouTube
知名另類超級英雄網紅

393
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,351
爆裂女

394
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,566
追求真相的各位,你們好嗎?

395
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,151
嗨

396
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,611
大家好

397
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,197
謝謝

398
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,243
–謝謝你,好的
–實話實說的爆裂女

399
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,079
我不想粉飾太平

400
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:36,124
現在國家陷入困境是我們咎由自取

401
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:40,878
護國超人說過星光是兒童人口販子

402
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,047
星光粉在昨天

403
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,383
殺害我們三位兄弟,還想掩蓋事實

404
00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:47,718
他們正在屠殺人民,覺醒吧

405
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:51,222
我將在接下來兩個小時證明星光

406
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:56,769
正與歐普拉和湯姆漢克合作
提供邪惡的人口販賣宅配服務

407
00:23:56,769 --> 00:24:01,357
男童的購物代號是“熱狗”
女童是“玉米餅”

408
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:07,113
被迫接受變性手術的孩子
是“組合包”

409
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,699
腎上腺素紅是“汽水”

410
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:11,617
{\an8}我們都知道...

411
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:14,036
{\an8}有人會相信這鬼話?

412
00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:17,248
{\an8}人民很好騙

413
00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:23,546
{\an8}登陸月球那種鳥事也相信

414
00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:26,507
{\an8}...這是因為那位打算揭發

415
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:30,970
湯姆漢克其實是個戀童癖的
勇敢吹哨者

416
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:34,182
在公布真相前從橋上墜落身亡

417
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,309
法國佬,去看看他在搞什麼?

418
00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:37,351
這是巧合嗎?

419
00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,936
別跟他起衝突

420
00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:40,229
最好是

421
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:42,064
出現在...

422
00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,524
別離開我的視線

423
00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:45,985
...湯姆漢克電影裡的數字

424
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,821
總和是311,也就是...

425
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:52,658
警方的“兒童色情”代碼
用數學就算得出來

426
00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:58,664
追風者聯盟將在20分鐘後登場

427
00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:08,925
您有一則來自柯林的訊息

428
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,886
{\an8}午餐想來份清淡的沙拉嗎?

429
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,142
住手,還我

430
00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:21,145
{\an8}我想吃...

431
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:23,356
{\an8}別孬了

432
00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:25,566
{\an8}去用一下柯林的香腸...或是菊花

433
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,986
{\an8}還是兩者都要?

434
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,240
{\an8}付諸行動吧

435
00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:35,743
{\an8}妳醉了嗎?

436
00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,746
{\an8}我只喝了一瓶啤酒

437
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,292
{\an8}是四瓶

438
00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:45,878
{\an8}妳在發什麼神經?

439
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,088
{\an8}六瓶

440
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:51,467
{\an8}你不敢跟柯林在一起都是因為我

441
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:55,429
{\an8}什麼?不是這樣的,這與妳無關

442
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,974
{\an8}我跟別人上床了

443
00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:58,933
{\an8}真的嗎?

444
00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:00,977
{\an8}他是吉特咖啡豆的咖啡師

445
00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,773
{\an8}他的弟弟插進了我的妹妹

446
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:07,900
{\an8}好吧

447
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:13,614
{\an8}你也應該用一下你的弟弟

448
00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:16,867
謝謝妳

449
00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:20,037
但我保證這與妳無關

450
00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:22,999
艾力克斯瓊斯模仿大賽更改地點...

451
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,209
可以回去工作了嗎?

452
00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,594
{\an8}八瓶啤酒

453
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:58,242
您有一則訊息
今晚9點,潛水王藍海廳見

454
00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:00,745
{\an8}她想做什麼?

455
00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:07,251
好爽

456
00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:38,532
事情不是你們想像的那樣

457
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,745
沒關係

458
00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:45,414
南方河濱步道公園

459
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,458
妳在沃特大廈的內應
是不是在整妳?

460
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:52,463
不會的,她說膏鐵俠
每週日下午3點都會跑來這裡

461
00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:56,759
妳保證?妳的保證和人品都是屁

462
00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:57,718
你說什麼?

463
00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:01,472
對不起,我只是...

464
00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:04,892
想先打好跟我媽說話的草稿

465
00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:08,396
你應該待在醫院
根本就不需要跟過來

466
00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:11,607
不要,我待在那裡也只會...

467
00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:13,859
再次遭受童年創傷

468
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:16,654
兩位星光粉涉嫌殺害三位護國後援軍

469
00:28:16,654 --> 00:28:19,490
事件發生後引發雙方關係緊張

470
00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:21,409
零星衝突不斷...

471
00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:24,995
我不想再聽了,琪亞拉醒了嗎?

472
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:29,125
還沒,我收到一大堆訊息

473
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:32,002
問我星光粉接下來該怎麼做

474
00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:36,132
說吧

475
00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:38,843
他們都很崇拜妳

476
00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:41,846
不對,他們崇拜的是
穿著那套制服的星光

477
00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:43,347
是妳穿著它

478
00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:44,765
我懂妳放棄這名號的原因

479
00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:47,977
但其實做這一行是有意義的

480
00:28:47,977 --> 00:28:49,687
當超級英雄有意義?

481
00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:53,107
你居然幫超級英雄說話?

482
00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:57,194
雖然這麼說很俗氣
但人民需要一個象徵

483
00:28:57,194 --> 00:29:01,198
一個他們願意支持,代表希望的象徵

484
00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:02,450
妳可以站出來

485
00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:04,118
我不想當領導者

486
00:29:05,161 --> 00:29:08,164
而且我無法再回去當星光

487
00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:11,542
對我來說,她是...

488
00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:16,464
她是萬惡不赦的象徵,我回不去了

489
00:29:16,464 --> 00:29:18,215
我真的沒辦法

490
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,968
我的意思是...

491
00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:23,095
天哪,他來了

492
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,555
當時我在沃特大廈

493
00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:26,891
接到一通來自愛達荷州波夕市的電話

494
00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:28,976
有位恐怖分子

495
00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:31,645
挾持了整個電影院的觀眾

496
00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:34,482
–然後...
–膏鐵俠,我超愛你,可以合照嗎?

497
00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:35,608
沒問題

498
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:36,775
等我一下

499
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:48,579
我越過洛磯山脈
打倒恐怖分子,解除炸彈威脅

500
00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:50,539
–然後呢?
–這還用說?

501
00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:53,042
當然是吃爆米花配《環太平洋2》

502
00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:54,835
你為何不說實話?

503
00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:00,216
奈森

504
00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:05,262
放輕鬆好嗎?

505
00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:09,433
你偷偷帶我兒子出來
沒有告知我,還叫我放輕鬆?

506
00:30:10,351 --> 00:30:12,603
–出了什麼事?
–我不曉得

507
00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:14,939
別以為你們可以逃過

508
00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:16,106
對不起,爸爸

509
00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:20,444
爸,別這樣
瑞吉叔叔只是在講他的救援故事

510
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:22,863
你要我說出實情嗎?

511
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,949
別這樣,不需要大題小作

512
00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:29,036
愛達荷州的電影院
其實是布朗克斯的攝影棚

513
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:30,788
那位恐怖分子?

514
00:30:30,788 --> 00:30:31,997
其實是特技演員

515
00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:35,084
那些山脈是後製上去的

516
00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:37,670
我當時就在現場

517
00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:42,091
真的嗎?

518
00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,762
情況有點複雜

519
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:50,057
一點也不複雜
你的救援任務都是假的

520
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:53,602
你從來就沒有真的救過人

521
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:56,647
你居然還敢站在這裡欺騙姪子

522
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:00,067
聽好了

523
00:31:01,652 --> 00:31:03,946
你們的叔叔不是英雄

524
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:07,241
以後別再接近他

525
00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:09,493
走吧

526
00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:19,837
奈森

527
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,299
奈森,對不起

528
00:31:24,425 --> 00:31:27,261
等等,讓他靜一下

529
00:31:41,984 --> 00:31:45,738
妳的影片讓我發現我們全家人

530
00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:48,198
都被星光那位戀童癖給洗腦了

531
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:52,119
我跟他們說
再不查清事實就別跟我說話

532
00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:53,495
今年已經是第三年了

533
00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:57,041
你很棒,請你堅持下去

534
00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:59,043
–可以跟妳合照嗎?
–沒問題

535
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:05,424
–謝謝妳
–謝謝

536
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,508
實話實說

537
00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:10,721
堅實公民會議改為下午6點開始

538
00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:15,726
妳真的相信這一切?

539
00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:19,813
還是妳只是基於私人恩怨捏造謊言?

540
00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:21,607
妳只剩一張嘴嗎?

541
00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:24,777
感謝種族歧視者的高級酸

542
00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:27,279
我是超級英雄智者女俠

543
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:30,240
–護國超人的夥伴
–胡說

544
00:32:32,368 --> 00:32:34,620
–天啊,他在這裡?
–當然不在

545
00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:37,665
他才不想跟一群
沒衛生的傢伙一起出現

546
00:32:37,665 --> 00:32:39,917
不過妳有機會跟他見面

547
00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:41,669
先讓我見識妳的超能力

548
00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:49,718
哇,真的有夠弱

549
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,720
其實我也很強

550
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,139
我最想知道的是,妳的賣點是什麼?

551
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:57,518
我來這裡是為了告訴大家真相...

552
00:32:57,518 --> 00:33:00,062
妳的賣點是什麼?

553
00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:01,522
我剛才有口吃嗎?

554
00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:05,776
願景

555
00:33:09,113 --> 00:33:10,406
我販賣的是願景

556
00:33:10,406 --> 00:33:12,491
這些人一無所有

557
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:16,328
因為羥考酮而丟了工作、房子或孩子

558
00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,163
政客根本不在乎

559
00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:21,458
主流媒體告訴他們
應該以自己的膚色為恥

560
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:26,088
我吸引他們聽我說故事
對未來產生願景

561
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,299
妳想當哪種人?

562
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:32,636
與秘密邪惡組織對抗的戰士?

563
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:34,930
還是完全沒有存在感的

564
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,724
孤單路人甲?

565
00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:41,645
今晚9點,潛水王藍海廳見

566
00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:53,657
智者沒有超能力吧?

567
00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:56,076
她只有智力

568
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:57,870
她為何總是偷偷摸摸的?

569
00:33:57,870 --> 00:34:00,414
乾脆將她抓起來,問個一清二楚

570
00:34:00,414 --> 00:34:01,331
聽我說

571
00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:04,334
我們只進行調查

572
00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:07,296
你乖乖在旁邊坐好,我來幫你出手

573
00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:09,256
夠了

574
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,385
把你的手拿開

575
00:34:14,011 --> 00:34:16,013
–給我滾回家
–如果我不想呢?

576
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:19,057
想繼續跟我吵?放馬過來

577
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,225
你有完沒完?

578
00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:22,478
士兵男孩出現後
你不也一直想殺了他?

579
00:34:22,478 --> 00:34:26,064
一天到晚忿忿不平,到處爆走

580
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,983
快,出手吧

581
00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:30,903
你真的是不到黃河心不死

582
00:34:30,903 --> 00:34:32,821
你是個差勁的隊長

583
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:34,865
修伊溜了,紀美子喝得醉醺醺

584
00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:36,867
我們在這裡待了好幾個小時
什麼都沒發現

585
00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:39,077
所有隊員都會被你害死

586
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,038
你吃不下、睡不著

587
00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:44,166
也不願意不計代價完成任務

588
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:46,502
因為你沒那個膽

589
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:49,588
真是高招

590
00:34:50,631 --> 00:34:51,799
但對我無效

591
00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:54,301
你老婆不也是這麼說你?

592
00:35:06,396 --> 00:35:07,731
你時常亂噴話

593
00:35:07,731 --> 00:35:10,192
還留下一堆爛攤子讓我善後

594
00:35:10,192 --> 00:35:11,693
我為何一直原諒你?

595
00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:14,738
因為我總是認為你下次就會改

596
00:35:15,364 --> 00:35:17,616
畢竟我們經歷了許多大風大浪

597
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:20,536
我還以為這次你跟我終於...

598
00:35:20,536 --> 00:35:22,496
能再次成為好兄弟

599
00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:26,124
回家吧

600
00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:34,007
危險的猶太人

601
00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:36,051
別相信蠢蛋羅伯特辛格

602
00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:41,807
{\an8}士兵男孩遭中情局囚禁

603
00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:48,647
兒童自由鬥士
立即釋放所有孩童

604
00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:59,074
住手

605
00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:05,497
{\an8}如果你真的關心孩童

606
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,499
{\an8}就去抓人口販子

607
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:10,210
{\an8}不要盡寫些天方夜譚

608
00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:13,005
不行

609
00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:18,802
如果妳想出氣
就發洩在我身上,別讓其他人受苦

610
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:21,555
嘿

611
00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:23,974
我們走

612
00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:33,191
從特倫頓出發這麼晚才到

613
00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:35,027
塞車嗎?

614
00:36:35,444 --> 00:36:37,154
你跑來這裡做什麼?

615
00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:39,323
當然是因為我看見了

616
00:36:39,323 --> 00:36:40,574
拿去

617
00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:44,745
這是什麼?

618
00:36:44,745 --> 00:36:46,788
監視器拍到那兩位星光粉

619
00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:48,832
在案件發生時離死者約一公里半遠

620
00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:52,419
距離20條街,應該很難殺人

621
00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:53,879
你為何拿這個給我們?

622
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:06,266
你們大可在我家人面前讓我難堪
卻沒這麼做

623
00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:10,228
–算是表達謝意吧
–你該謝的是修伊

624
00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:15,317
我本來想揍你一頓,因為你活該

625
00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:18,904
妳說得對

626
00:37:28,205 --> 00:37:29,665
沃特銀行

627
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:31,625
嘿

628
00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:33,085
別過來

629
00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:34,628
退後

630
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,799
黑俠,糟糕,我們該怎麼做?

631
00:37:46,682 --> 00:37:48,392
–放開她
–別擋路,小子

632
00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:50,811
{\an8}–我一定會救妳
–真的嗎?

633
00:37:50,811 --> 00:37:52,020
{\an8}我保證

634
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,610
報上名來

635
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:01,029
–我叫...
–萊恩

636
00:38:02,406 --> 00:38:03,824
–那是護國超人
–爸?

637
00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:06,201
{\an8}別擔心,兒子,我來了

638
00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:10,497
{\an8}我們一起拯救美國

639
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,213
快

640
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:22,467
快出手

641
00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:25,053
打飛他,快

642
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,181
完蛋

643
00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:36,023
各位別害怕

644
00:38:36,023 --> 00:38:37,649
一切都在我們掌握之中

645
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,067
你救了我

646
00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:47,117
妳好乖

647
00:38:51,204 --> 00:38:52,039
笑一個

648
00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:53,457
快

649
00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:54,958
沒事了

650
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,252
我還以為今天不會有人死

651
00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,504
還是沒人給我明確指令

652
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:02,132
沃特花園套房與庭院快捷飯店

653
00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:04,760
潛水王藍海廳

654
00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:17,606
梅芙女王性別友善宴會廳

655
00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:55,310
“今晚9點,潛水王藍海廳”
她是這麼說的吧?

656
00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:56,311
完全正確

657
00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:03,443
把槍放下

658
00:40:08,115 --> 00:40:10,784
你們的步槍真是俗又有力

659
00:40:10,784 --> 00:40:13,245
他們是美國人
你這隻膽小的法國猴子

660
00:40:13,829 --> 00:40:16,957
馬文,你還真以為
我不曉得你在跟蹤我?

661
00:40:16,957 --> 00:40:18,333
所以呢?

662
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:22,879
這些混蛋是中情局人員
深層政府的嘍囉

663
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:26,383
他們殺害的超級英雄數量無人能比

664
00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:30,137
如果你們宰了他們
護國超人會很高興

665
00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:35,517
這是面試的最後一關

666
00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:36,893
什麼面試?

667
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:39,396
早點殺了他們,就能早點知道

668
00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:46,611
你沒我聽說的那麼厲害

669
00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:54,369
讓我送妳回中國下葬吧

670
00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:55,328
她是日本人

671
00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:58,165
你們在搞什麼?

672
00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:02,669
結膜炎,舔菊花舔過頭了?

673
00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:05,881
才不是,我只是眼睛過敏

674
00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:09,217
–別說了
–上

675
00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:39,789
真是噁心

676
00:41:54,763 --> 00:41:57,390
瑞秋小姐

677
00:41:57,390 --> 00:41:59,226
{\an8}漫才瑞秋小姐

678
00:42:39,516 --> 00:42:40,558
–我沒子彈了
–我也是

679
00:42:43,645 --> 00:42:44,562
他們也是

680
00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:56,908
瑞秋小姐照相亭

681
00:42:58,410 --> 00:42:59,828
恭喜瑞秋小姐

682
00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:09,421
不

683
00:43:27,147 --> 00:43:28,732
離我遠一點,結膜炎

684
00:43:37,907 --> 00:43:38,742
不

685
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:48,918
{\an8}風暴來臨

686
00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:54,883
{\an8}變形蟲人和我
在滲透猶太復國主義集團後

687
00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:58,678
{\an8}遭到中情局探員攻擊

688
00:43:58,678 --> 00:43:59,637
{\an8}想看證據嗎?

689
00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,432
{\an8}證據就在這

690
00:44:05,185 --> 00:44:06,644
{\an8}我要召喚所有...

691
00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:10,315
{\an8}爆裂女,不

692
00:44:10,690 --> 00:44:12,942
你居然眼睜睜看著我扁她?

693
00:44:12,942 --> 00:44:15,236
難怪你當不成她男友

694
00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:43,932
母奶,快帶隊員離開

695
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:48,561
靠

696
00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:24,431
不

697
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:27,058
母體不能死

698
00:45:30,812 --> 00:45:31,729
我們很喜歡妳

699
00:45:33,148 --> 00:45:35,233
打從妳的首支大屠殺惡搞影片

700
00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:37,819
妳就是...

701
00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:08,683
沃特

702
00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:25,408
要不要來杯滑順美味的奶昔?

703
00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:30,371
萊恩

704
00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:39,547
過來

705
00:46:40,924 --> 00:46:43,384
過來吧

706
00:46:44,385 --> 00:46:45,553
沒事的

707
00:46:46,513 --> 00:46:47,430
別擔心

708
00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:49,724
好不好?別擔心

709
00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:52,560
你以後還有許多單人救援機會

710
00:46:54,103 --> 00:46:57,440
但是我也在場,觀看次數應該會更高

711
00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:01,486
什麼?

712
00:47:02,237 --> 00:47:03,071
對

713
00:47:03,071 --> 00:47:07,992
–你誤會了...
–真的

714
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:10,119
我殺死了科伊

715
00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:16,042
這是你難過的原因?

716
00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:18,461
因為科伊?

717
00:47:24,926 --> 00:47:25,969
好吧

718
00:47:28,888 --> 00:47:32,225
意外難免會發生

719
00:47:32,225 --> 00:47:36,104
人類很脆弱,你無法拯救所有人

720
00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:37,897
這不是我們的工作嗎?

721
00:47:37,897 --> 00:47:40,441
至少科伊是死於他熱愛的工作

722
00:47:41,276 --> 00:47:42,235
懂嗎?

723
00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,613
–下次會好一點
–不會

724
00:47:46,281 --> 00:47:48,157
–會
–我不會再出任務了

725
00:47:48,157 --> 00:47:51,244
死小...我到底要告訴你幾次?

726
00:47:51,995 --> 00:47:54,122
他們只是人類

727
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,499
我們的玩具

728
00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:07,427
你不能因為玩具壞了就過意不去

729
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:08,761
那又如何?

730
00:48:09,262 --> 00:48:11,639
你註定要做大事

731
00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:13,182
瞭解嗎?

732
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:15,685
你是天選之人,兒子

733
00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:19,272
你遲早得接受這種事

734
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:40,918
相信星光
星光是女性的靠山

735
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:43,421
無罪...

736
00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:55,558
妳確定嗎?

737
00:48:58,811 --> 00:49:03,566
膏鐵俠那混蛋都站出來了
我能袖手旁觀嗎?

738
00:49:05,818 --> 00:49:07,195
這是妳應得的

739
00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:09,947
我可以的

740
00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,699
我們愛妳,星光

741
00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:18,831
星光...

742
00:49:45,566 --> 00:49:47,110
柯林來電

743
00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:15,888
你看來糟透了

744
00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:18,099
妳在哪裡?

745
00:50:18,099 --> 00:50:19,684
我不明說比較好,甜心

746
00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:25,273
你就當我是
正在度長假的盧森堡伯爵夫人

747
00:50:25,273 --> 00:50:28,025
雪莉,妳...

748
00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:31,070
還記得柯林豪瑟嗎?

749
00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:33,448
那位法官的兒子?

750
00:50:33,448 --> 00:50:35,199
我在...

751
00:50:36,659 --> 00:50:38,035
我在匿名戒毒會碰到他

752
00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:41,080
他有認出你嗎?

753
00:50:42,749 --> 00:50:43,833
我們聊了一下

754
00:50:44,834 --> 00:50:48,796
當時他有經濟問題
所以我介紹他到星光之家工作

755
00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:49,839
你跟他上床?

756
00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:52,884
天啊,塞吉

757
00:50:52,884 --> 00:50:55,178
你幹嘛這麼愛撿流浪動物回家?

758
00:50:55,178 --> 00:50:56,679
我不是故意的

759
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,973
我只是時常看見他

760
00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,475
然後就日久生情

761
00:51:00,475 --> 00:51:03,936
如果他哪天發現你殺了他全家人呢?

762
00:51:18,910 --> 00:51:21,412
妳的保證配不上那張授權書

763
00:51:22,038 --> 00:51:24,582
我不懂你的意思

764
00:51:26,834 --> 00:51:28,252
稍早前...

765
00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:31,714
稍早前妳保證要照顧爸爸

766
00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:33,591
但妳什麼也做不到

767
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:34,801
可以小聲一點嗎?

768
00:51:34,801 --> 00:51:36,511
妳沒資格教我該怎麼做

769
00:51:36,511 --> 00:51:37,970
–好嗎?
–好

770
00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,394
妳離開的那天是星期五

771
00:51:45,394 --> 00:51:46,896
妳陪我走到學校

772
00:51:46,896 --> 00:51:51,651
還保證會幫我們買
比利喬的演唱會門票

773
00:51:51,651 --> 00:51:54,111
我高興到渾身發抖

774
00:51:55,029 --> 00:51:56,656
那是我最後一次見到妳

775
00:51:57,782 --> 00:52:01,577
我在大門口等了一個星期

776
00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:06,415
跟爸爸說妳一定會回來
因為妳跟我保證過

777
00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:12,004
但妳根本沒做到

778
00:52:13,172 --> 00:52:17,009
我真的很抱歉,修伊

779
00:52:17,969 --> 00:52:19,887
現在的重點不是我們倆

780
00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:22,515
而是怎麼做對你爸最好

781
00:52:22,515 --> 00:52:24,684
這兩件事妳都無法做到

782
00:52:25,393 --> 00:52:27,728
從現在起沒有我的陪同
妳就不能跟醫生說話

783
00:52:27,728 --> 00:52:30,523
沒有我的同意
妳就不能幫他做醫療決定

784
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:32,567
如果妳不答應

785
00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:35,069
我就控告妳

786
00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:36,946
搶回授權書

787
00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:41,576
我不想再聽到迷迭香精油

788
00:52:41,576 --> 00:52:43,494
爸一定也不想,那東西臭死了

789
00:52:59,594 --> 00:53:02,430
臨床治療師
凱特琳羅德里克博士

790
00:53:07,894 --> 00:53:10,605
恐怖組織光亮解放軍
紐約地區成員

791
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:51,437
謝謝

792
00:53:53,064 --> 00:53:55,024
你當時出手

793
00:53:56,025 --> 00:53:57,485
救了我們的命

794
00:54:01,072 --> 00:54:02,573
你應該丟下我才對

795
00:54:13,209 --> 00:54:14,669
如果想成為稱職的隊長

796
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:18,089
就必須狠得下心

797
00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:20,508
別同情心氾濫

798
00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:24,637
你應該先抓住智者那個混球

799
00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:27,932
結果你讓黑袍糾察隊掉進陷阱

800
00:54:29,225 --> 00:54:31,352
然後讓他們冒生命危險拯救一位

801
00:54:31,352 --> 00:54:33,145
壽命只剩半年的混蛋

802
00:54:34,897 --> 00:54:37,316
我們很幸運,但下次...

803
00:54:38,901 --> 00:54:40,361
一定有人會喪命

804
00:54:43,572 --> 00:54:45,032
回顧我這一生

805
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:47,910
我看到的

806
00:54:49,412 --> 00:54:50,663
只有我帶來的麻煩

807
00:54:53,249 --> 00:54:54,500
每一步

808
00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:57,503
我都搞砸了

809
00:55:00,923 --> 00:55:02,550
而且也沒時間補救了

810
00:55:11,684 --> 00:55:12,601
或許...

811
00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:17,815
我可以利用剩下的時間做對一件事

812
00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:21,068
將萊恩救出來

813
00:55:23,654 --> 00:55:25,322
但我無法一個人辦到

814
00:55:26,615 --> 00:55:28,367
你得幫我才行

815
00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:32,246
拜託

816
00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:40,755
剩下的時間太短

817
00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:44,675
也太遲了

818
00:58:18,913 --> 00:58:20,915
字幕翻譯:雪倫

819
00:58:20,915 --> 00:58:23,000
創意監督
張世幸